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Vlodina
01-14-2014, 08:24 AM
So fast it was obviously copy pasted:
Morsay: stop to think ur a celebrity, nobody cares about u
be natural
fucking shit..

Mmm... what?

Bubblegum1235
01-14-2014, 10:30 AM
In a Goldshow, 40 seconds before finish:
Asshole: THIS IS THE WORST GOLDSHOW I´VE EVER SEEN!!
Me: (ignores)
Asshole: THIS IS FALSE ADVERTISING!!!(?) SHE DIDN´T CAME!!
Asshole: NOW SHE´S GOING TO BOOT US ALL, I BET
Goldshow finishes, while 30 seconds countdown in the room
Asshole: YESSS, I KNEW IT!! (that makes me think he has no idea how goldshow works, he was expecting me to blocked me before he get charged, and probably is not the first time he try this)
He was still bitching and yelling when I blocked him.

audritwo
01-14-2014, 10:55 AM
^^Yeppppppp had a dude trying to that to me last night.

SexiCal
01-14-2014, 03:37 PM
Him: Can you squirt milk from your boobs?
Me: No. I am not lactating.
Him: Sorry bb I didn't realize that I just want milk
Him: Soooo...how about water? Can you squirt water from your boobs then??

These guys never fail to amaze me. :D :D :D

Procrasturbator
01-14-2014, 07:03 PM
Not stupid so much as strange... guy takes me pvt and says he has 5 questions for me.

custie: do you own any adidas sandals
custie: do you own any clogs
custie: do you own any crocs
custie: do you own any slippers
custie: do you have a gas mask or dust mask
Me: Aww I remember you! I adore you. And no, no, no, no, and no, unfortunately.

Yeah, I've had that guy before. I think I posted about him too. He left as soon as I said no... I guess he didn't remember that he's tried me before. Poor guy. I imagine him roaming the wilds of ImLive, looking for a girl that can fulfill his fantasies, forever coming up blank. :(

EDIT: OK now this one is stupid and annoying. Also, why won't IML let me copy blocks of text anymore!? Super inconvenient. :(

(T) pyoke: Wanna hook up ill let u do whatever you want
Me: *halfhearted line about pvt*
(T) pyoke: Where u at bby ill cum to you
Me: I live next door to you! You should come knock on my door. In fact, you should have your cock hanging out. No! You should be naked. Get naked and come knock on my door right now.
(T) pyoke: ill let u ride my cock
Me: REALLY? You'll let me ride your cock!? Oh boy, I'm so excited!

Yeah, I was just that bored.

Luna66
01-14-2014, 09:51 PM
I'm 99% sure i'm the only person in the world who gets annoyed by this, but you never know!

It's basically when people describe an inanimate object or concept as 'horny'. I'm always getting feedback/ratings like "oh that chat was so horny, thanks babe" or "this girl's cam shows are soooo horny" etc. I know it's a compliment and everything, but a chat/show can't be horny! Only a person can be horny! Obviously I never bring it up as it's meant as a compliment, but inside I just wince a little.

Just me? :-\

Luna66
01-14-2014, 11:16 PM
^^^I have actually never heard anyone use that word in those kinds of ways before!

Really? Maybe it's a British thing then? I hear it at least 5 times a week and it just grates on me!

MissQuirk
01-14-2014, 11:37 PM
I'm 99% sure i'm the only person in the world who gets annoyed by this, but you never know!

It's basically when people describe an inanimate object or concept as 'horny'. I'm always getting feedback/ratings like "oh that chat was so horny, thanks babe" or "this girl's cam shows are soooo horny" etc. I know it's a compliment and everything, but a chat/show can't be horny! Only a person can be horny! Obviously I never bring it up as it's meant as a compliment, but inside I just wince a little.

Just me? :-\

o__________o that would drive me up the wall, oh my god.

LadyC
01-14-2014, 11:37 PM
Lame ass: Do you do rough shows?
Me: Sure babe, private?
Lame ass: Like would you beat your tits up for me? How much?
Me: Sure, I'd be happy to! My private rates are xxx or I can do public chat if you want others to watch.
Lame ass: Public chat, how about xxx tokens? (It was pretty damn good, all to beat my tits up, I should have known better)
Me: Absolutely babe, go ahead and tip and I will start the show.

So, he does. It starts off great, spank tits. Harder. Make them turn red, etc. And then...

Lame ass: do you have a toilet brush?
Me: (wtf?) No hon.
Lame ass: How about a hair brush?

So I hold my hairbrush up and smack my tits with it, no biggie.

Lame ass: fuck the bristle side of that hairbrush.

Me: ? I thought this was a rough tit show babe
Lame ass: Ok, fist yourself then.
Me: I am way too tight for that.
Lame ass: Stick that hairbrush in your ass

I just logged off at that point. I had been beating on my tits long enough, and that's what I agreed to, prick.

Sunnylexie
01-15-2014, 01:42 AM
Not stupid so much as strange... guy takes me pvt and says he has 5 questions for me.
custie: do you have a gas mask or dust mask
Me: Aww I remember you! I adore you. And no, no, no, no, and no, unfortunately.

Yeah, I've had that guy before. I think I posted about him too. He left as soon as I said no... I guess he didn't remember that he's tried me before. Poor guy. I imagine him roaming the wilds of ImLive, looking for a girl that can fulfill his fantasies, forever coming up blank. :(

Wish I were on ImLive - I'd ask you to send him my way. I happen to have a gas mask and several modifications of dust masks.

MissQuirk
01-15-2014, 01:46 AM
._.
"hi missquirk BBQ"
"u hot ass hunnie"
"ur hooters tatas bazookas breast melons"
"how deadly ur stinger?"
not as deadly as these bazookas bb

roseeisenhardt
01-15-2014, 02:09 AM
Dudes are so fucking stupid when it comes to hair color, my hair is seriously not realistically red at all and they still refer to me as a firecrotch. Really?

sheshe
01-15-2014, 04:29 AM
"Does your family know you do this bb? "
"What do you tell them you do for living?"

and those guys who act jealous when you get prvt and think that i cum in each prvt i get.

graciejames
01-15-2014, 07:08 AM
When a custy enters group and within 10 seconds says 'pussy baby' you drag it out just to serve him right for being a dick, then, 5 minutes after he asked for it, he finally sees what he wants to see, only to say 'open her' ..umm what?

caramelDip
01-15-2014, 07:39 AM
*A room sitter is talking to me in free chat*

I start a Gold Show. He doesn't buy in.

I reach goal and begin the show. HE'S STILL SITTING IN MY FREE CHAT WHILE IM
PERFORMING!

I come back to free chat.

Him: How was the show! I missed it!

??? Me: Well next time BUY IN!
Him: I will.......did u cum?

-____________-

VictoriaChaos
01-15-2014, 12:09 PM
Wow.
Okay. This guy.
I made a point not to block him because that's what he wanted.
It's been at least ten minutes.

IHAVENOLIFE: are you really 19?
you're sexy, but you charge a bit too much... ever thought about lowering your rate?
okay fuck you... block me
block me cunt
i demand that you block me!!!
either block me or we're going exclusive, right fucking now!
you're a stupid bitch... you're clearly a lesbian trying to pimp dudes for cash
I knew you were a fucking lesbian!
fucking man-hating whore
Ughhh! This bitches voice is so fucking annoying! I'm out! Peace!
I don't like you
You're not sexy
You're not pretty
and you're a fucking lesbian
you look like your breath stinks
Ok, nice rack... but no ass
she's happy to be nappy
it's like you are suppressing so much rage...
Bitch... you are NOT worth it!
That's the point!
You stupid bitch!
We are trying to help your dumb ass!
I would pay, $2.49 a minute... and that's being generous!
You have the highest fucking rate on the site you stupid cunt!
So unsexy
My offer just went down to $1.49 per min
Here's a dollar... please block me!
(Tips $1)
I'm fucking begging you!!!!!
BLOCK ME!!!!!
Wait a minute... are you fucking ignoring me????
I will NOT be ignored!!!
That's cuz her clit is a dick.
AliciaChaos is a MAN baby!
My nameis MACK
Ok, you win... I'll leave you alone... but you really are the unsexyess bitch I've come across in a long fucking time. Perhaps you are not cut out for this line of work.
Oh no you didnt!
Oh no you didn't just call me a moron!
I was about to leave you alone too!
Oh hell to the naw!
She's talking about me! Idiot1
Funny thing is... I'm the only one who has tipped this bitch
you would think I would at least get a fuck you!
Have you ween the Wolf of Wallstreet?
That's who we are.
We can afford it... we're just trying to help your dumb ass!
I wouldn't give you $7.19 to wash my car!

He just keeps going. . .
It's not bothering me.
I'm blown away he's still going.

Another five minutes

IHAVENOLIFE:I drive a Mercedes Benz CLS 500 by the way.
Waht do you drive?
Ok, I was being mean. I was just trying to get a reaction out of you.
I'm sorry.
Good luck on your future endeavors.
Here's another tip for putting up with my shit.
(Tipped $5)
no hard feelings?
UM... NO HARD FUCKING FEELINGS!?!?!?
Here we go again... I'm out! Peace!

Then he left.

VictoriaChaos
01-15-2014, 12:21 PM
JustDumb: sexy sexy sexy
is the pussy Phat
so a good show
do a gold show
show you can workout
50 gold show
lets go
gold show gold show gold show
gold show gold show gold show

I explain that I don't really do gold shows. I was nice about it at first.
Then I got annoyed.

Me: You know sitting here and repeating something doesn't make it happen.
Pecan pie, pecan pie, pecan pie.
Nope, no pie here.


This happened about twenty minutes ago.
As I was just now posting it, he came back.

JustDumb: gold show
show phat clit
lets go Boo

justanothercamgirl
01-15-2014, 03:30 PM
Wow.
Okay. This guy.
I made a point not to block him because that's what he wanted.
It's been at least ten minutes.

IHAVENOLIFE: are you really 19?
you're sexy, but you charge a bit too much... ever thought about lowering your rate?
okay fuck you... block me
block me cunt
i demand that you block me!!!
either block me or we're going exclusive, right fucking now!
you're a stupid bitch... you're clearly a lesbian trying to pimp dudes for cash
I knew you were a fucking lesbian!
fucking man-hating whore
Ughhh! This bitches voice is so fucking annoying! I'm out! Peace!
I don't like you
You're not sexy
You're not pretty
and you're a fucking lesbian
you look like your breath stinks
Ok, nice rack... but no ass
she's happy to be nappy
it's like you are suppressing so much rage...
Bitch... you are NOT worth it!
That's the point!
You stupid bitch!
We are trying to help your dumb ass!
I would pay, $2.49 a minute... and that's being generous!
You have the highest fucking rate on the site you stupid cunt!
So unsexy
My offer just went down to $1.49 per min
Here's a dollar... please block me!
(Tips $1)
I'm fucking begging you!!!!!
BLOCK ME!!!!!
Wait a minute... are you fucking ignoring me????
I will NOT be ignored!!!
That's cuz her clit is a dick.
AliciaChaos is a MAN baby!
My nameis MACK
Ok, you win... I'll leave you alone... but you really are the unsexyess bitch I've come across in a long fucking time. Perhaps you are not cut out for this line of work.
Oh no you didnt!
Oh no you didn't just call me a moron!
I was about to leave you alone too!
Oh hell to the naw!
She's talking about me! Idiot1
Funny thing is... I'm the only one who has tipped this bitch
you would think I would at least get a fuck you!
Have you ween the Wolf of Wallstreet?
That's who we are.
We can afford it... we're just trying to help your dumb ass!
I wouldn't give you $7.19 to wash my car!

He just keeps going. . .
It's not bothering me.
I'm blown away he's still going.

Another five minutes

IHAVENOLIFE:I drive a Mercedes Benz CLS 500 by the way.
Waht do you drive?
Ok, I was being mean. I was just trying to get a reaction out of you.
I'm sorry.
Good luck on your future endeavors.
Here's another tip for putting up with my shit.
(Tipped $5)
no hard feelings?
UM... NO HARD FUCKING FEELINGS!?!?!?
Here we go again... I'm out! Peace!

Then he left.

You are a freaking goddess, bb! I bow down to your patience.

36049

redridinghood
01-15-2014, 03:33 PM
I know it's been said to death but this guy...and his questions...

"what do u do for real work"
me - "what do you mean? i know we're virtual right now, but this is pay to play"
"i kno but what do u do for real tho?"
me - "i'm not sure if you're asking if i have another job or what..."
"whats ur job"
me - "this IS a job"
"well i wish it was that easy for me. guys cant do this"
me - "yes actually they can...there are plenty of guys who cam. it's quite profitable i'm sure."
"it cant be. girls dont watch porn"

*FACE-friggin-palm* I shouldn't have continued but this guy just rubbed me wrong, and I explained to him from there that he could do it and girls or not, people would probably pay. he started talking about how he can't do gay guys or ass stuff and finally said "oh so you mean...you'd be expected to do anything and everything to yourself by customers....just like people expect of me? so tell me again how easy this is."

roast
01-15-2014, 05:52 PM
(Not my room but someone else's)

ummm: you should do anal
ummm: it is good for you
ummm: makes your boobs bigger
Camgirl: No thanks :)
ummm: it is healthy
ummm: make you lose weight
Camgirl (strained smile): Oh do you do anal for the health benefits too?
ummm: fuck you, Im no faggot
ummm: buttfucking is for faggots
ummm: oh
ummm: and you

justanothercamgirl
01-15-2014, 05:55 PM
I know it's been said to death but this guy...and his questions...

"what do u do for real work"
me - "what do you mean? i know we're virtual right now, but this is pay to play"
"i kno but what do u do for real tho?"
me - "i'm not sure if you're asking if i have another job or what..."
"whats ur job"
me - "this IS a job"
"well i wish it was that easy for me. guys cant do this"
me - "yes actually they can...there are plenty of guys who cam. it's quite profitable i'm sure."
"it cant be. girls dont watch porn"

*FACE-friggin-palm* I shouldn't have continued but this guy just rubbed me wrong, and I explained to him from there that he could do it and girls or not, people would probably pay. he started talking about how he can't do gay guys or ass stuff and finally said "oh so you mean...you'd be expected to do anything and everything to yourself by customers....just like people expect of me? so tell me again how easy this is."

<rant sequence now engaged>
I feel your pain, I recently had a close guy friend say to me that camgirls have it so easy in life and that he wishes that his life could be like that. All he would have to do was to sit around and look pretty and then people would throw money at him.

I had to remind his entitled ass that he works in the tech sector and that he was currently chatting online to me while working at his fucking $20+ an hour job where he wasn't required to have to deal with people were over-the-top aggressively abusive to him and tried to scam him his entire work day.

He starting in telling me how abusive working IT was and then stopped in mid-sentence when he realize that I used to work the fucking same sector he did. Yes, IT is a frustrating and abusive career but it doesn't even come close to the fucking shit that you end up putting up when camming.

Oh yes, my job is so fucking easy and his is such a fucking burden. Cry me a fucking river. First world problems are such a bitch, ain't they?

36050

<rant sequence has now ended.....whew!>

audritwo
01-15-2014, 06:33 PM
Today someone reminded me why I should not follow back rando dudes on twitter.
Backstory: accidentally hit follow on this dude. Decided to be nice and not unfollow because he seemed so happy for that follow.

Got a DM the other day:
william: Hello, how are you? Could I ask you a favor? You could get a photo with a leaflet written in my name? I LOVE YOU <3
Audri: Come visit me when I'm on cam and tip me 20 gold
william: As soon as I can, I will be the first thing I'll do!
Audri: audritwo.cammodels.com
william: If you need a partner for your show know that I am available :D
Audri: NOPE. You have lost DM PRIVILEGES
*unfollowed*

Procrasturbator
01-15-2014, 06:37 PM
I know it's been said to death but this guy...and his questions...

"what do u do for real work"
me - "what do you mean? i know we're virtual right now, but this is pay to play"
"i kno but what do u do for real tho?"
me - "i'm not sure if you're asking if i have another job or what..."
"whats ur job"
me - "this IS a job"
"well i wish it was that easy for me. guys cant do this"
me - "yes actually they can...there are plenty of guys who cam. it's quite profitable i'm sure."
"it cant be. girls dont watch porn"

*FACE-friggin-palm* I shouldn't have continued but this guy just rubbed me wrong, and I explained to him from there that he could do it and girls or not, people would probably pay. he started talking about how he can't do gay guys or ass stuff and finally said "oh so you mean...you'd be expected to do anything and everything to yourself by customers....just like people expect of me? so tell me again how easy this is."

I am trying and failing to calm myself right now. This pisses me off SO BAD.

"But I'm not gay!" SO FUCKING WHAT? I'm not any more attracted to 99% of my customers than you are! If I can stick stuff into my orifices for creepy mouth-breathers then so can you.

Men are such babies sometimes, I swear to God...

TheBrownFox
01-15-2014, 07:38 PM
"You're leaving? But I just got here."

So what...every time someone has "just got here" I'm supposed to stay on cam a little longer for their benefit? Nope! Follow me on Twitter, and get here sooner then. I have a life outside of MFC, and I need to get some sleep.


"Well can you give us one last flash before you leave?" :banghead:

And when someone asks me that, it's usually a random lurker who hadn't tipped/spoken to me the whole time I was online. Oh, since my logging off is a bummer, I'm supposed to make it up to you by giving you a free flash? LOL. Good one.....

TheBrownFox
01-15-2014, 07:41 PM
If I can stick stuff into my orifices for creepy mouth-breathers then so can you.
LMFAO at 'creepy mouth-breathers'! HAHA. My son does that 'breathing with his mouth open' thing, and it drives me crazy...lol.

Luna66
01-15-2014, 08:25 PM
*The character known as 'dickhead's typing was much worse than this. Forgot to copy and paste, but this was basically what happened*

Dickhead: You're a bit chunky, lose some weight.

Me: Thank you for your feedback, i'll put it into my suggestion box *said with a smile*

Dickhead: Uhhh
Wait
You're not mad?

Me: No, why would I be mad babe?

Dickhead: Because I called you fat. Girls hate that.

Me: *deep breath)* Well dear, it's not the nicest thing to say to someone, but as i'm in great shape, I know you were just saying it because you WANTED me to get mad. And as it says in my topic, you have to tip $5 gold to get me to do what you want. So you have 3 options. 1. Tip $5 and i'll pretend to be mad for 30 seconds or flash or whatever. 2. Get in a huff because I didn't do what you wanted me to do for free and leave the room. Or 3. Carry on being a douche and get kicked out. *To the other guys in the room who'd been watching this unfold typing lol and lmao and good one* Place your bets boys, what will it be, 1, 2 or 3? *They all start typing numbers, most saying 2 and 3.* I say "I've got a dollar on option 3, but if i'm wrong, i'll kick him and give all you boys a free flash!"

Dickhead: Fuck you bitch, I didn't do shit to you and now you're taking the piss out of me like i'm some fucking chump. Fuck you, you are fat you fucking cow!

Me: *Big grin, I start fist pumping* Aaaand 3 it is! I've only gone and got it right! Woooo! Bye bye, dickhead *I wave and ban him*

Guy 1: How about that flash anyway? *tips me 5 gold*
Guy 2: Yep, I want that flash babe. *tips me 10 gold*
Guy 3: Me too *tips me 5 gold*

I flash, still giggling.

Ding ding, private!

Guy 2: That was so amazing I just had to go private.

;D

SoloDesire
01-15-2014, 08:51 PM
Today I had a guy who wanted to "tease" me by telling me exactly how he thought I should masturbate. The conversation went something like this:

Him: Rub that clit for me.
'rubs clit'
Him: Insert one finger in pussy.
'inserts one finger'
Him: Now hit your g spot.
'continues to finger and pretend to hit g spot'
Him: Keep rubbing your g spot.
*3 minutes pass*
Him: R u close?
Me: I can't cum like this. If you wanted me to cum you should have let me masturbate the way I like.


Seriously, what makes these guys think they know how we like to masturbate?! Clueless!

Rhiiannon
01-16-2014, 03:50 AM
Today I had a guy who wanted to "tease" me by telling me exactly how he thought I should masturbate. The conversation went something like this:

Him: Rub that clit for me.
'rubs clit'
Him: Insert one finger in pussy.
'inserts one finger'
Him: Now hit your g spot.
'continues to finger and pretend to hit g spot'
Him: Keep rubbing your g spot.
*3 minutes pass*
Him: R u close?
Me: I can't cum like this. If you wanted me to cum you should have let me masturbate the way I like.


Seriously, what makes these guys think they know how we like to masturbate?! Clueless!
THaNK YOU!! I get that all the time!! "3 fingers! One in your ass! Are you close to cumming? WHY DID YOU TAKE YOUR FINGERs OUT TO RUB YOUR CLIT? 4 fingers!!! In pussy!! U close?!!" Um, no, because I don't get off by fingering myself. I need to rub my clit. I can use a dildo and rub it. But I can't figure myself with 3 fingers (which isn't even comfortable) and finish for your stupid ass. I hate when guys think they know what will make a girl orgasm because they saw it in porn. Sure, let me shove an orange in my pussy and a dildo up my ass and I'll orgasm just like that girl in that porno you saw did! Mhmmm! UGH.

~Carmen~
01-16-2014, 05:47 AM
Of course the more fingers you can fit in, the harder you cum bb :D

justanothercamgirl
01-16-2014, 09:37 AM
Meanwhile on MFC

JAC: Come on boys! Just 195 to our first goal

*Entitled tips 50 tokens....tip note 'Flash please?'*

JAC: We have a countdown going on right now for me to take my shirt off

Entited: But I tipped you 50 tokens!

JAC: Yes, but we still need to reach the goal for me to take my top off. I am a 26 G. It is very hard for me to take my bra on and off quickly because of my band to cup ratio

Entitled: But I tipped you 50 tokens!

JAC: Yes, but if you look there is a countdown going on right now. By you asking me to flash you for 50 tokens then you are trying to manipulate me to rip me off.

Entitled: I want to see titties. :(

JAC: And I want to reach my goal

Entitled: Bye, I am sorry I tipped.

JAC: What you mean is you are sorry that you didn't get to rip me off.

*Entitled leaves*

Regular: That was awesome! What I love about you is you are the thinking man's cam girl. You don't see anyone like you on here.

JAC: Yeah, and that is why I never make any money on MFC. I really need to schedule one day a week in my schedule to set aside to act like a bimbo or I'll I'll starve to death here.

Renton
01-16-2014, 03:21 PM
...................

idek: You starve yourself?
me: uhhh no I don't starve myself... why would I do that
idek: TO BE "PRETTY"
me: I don't need to starve myself to be pretty
idek: I know that's a French thing

now he's talking about the chicken he's cooking
.................................................. ....

.................................................. .....

Renton
01-16-2014, 03:48 PM
ok logging off again soon I think lol, first hour was awesome and now nothing but freeloaders like this little gem


jaymiller449: hi sexy
me: hi, how are you?
jaymiller449: good and you
me: doing great, thanks!
jaymiller449: is there a way you can see me
me: Yes! In exclusive you can turn on your cam!
jaymiller449: wanna show me your panties lol:-)
me: of course, let's go pvt!
jaymiller449: dont makemepay to have alittle fun with you
me: Oh I won't sweetie :D
jaymiller449 has been blocked.

ZafinaX
01-16-2014, 04:01 PM
Loser Guy w/ terrible grammar: u haveing any or none lingering outfit to own?
Me: Yes hun. I have LINGERIE ;)
Loser Guy: I takeing u to pvt wen to change outfit to sexy red lingering outfit
Me: I will change outfits once i get into pvt. I won't waste your time and my outfit is nearby *shows outfit in free chat* Do you like this one?
Loser Guy: Yes! Red favorite on woman body like sexy body is yours. Put on then i takeing u away in pvt.
Me: Once you take me into private, I will change into this sexy outfit for you ;) It'll only take me about 15-20 seconds to change into it.
Loser Guy: Too long waiting to see change i dont have money for all time. i only need see outfit.
Me: Cheap ass. Bye.

AND GUYS LIKE THIS PISS ME OFF:
Cheap Guy who thinks helping me will get him a free show: Hey baby, you know getting skype will help you get more business going
Me: Thanks. Appreciate it. :) (even though I already knew that)
Cheap Guy: Since I helped and gave tips, you should give me show. add me on skype and I'll help u with ur shows. I know all about this.
Me: Sure! For 10 minutes I do 250 tokens.
Cheap Guy: You're not going to give me one for free for helping you with some tips?
Me: You gave me one, that I already know, and if you knew all about this webcamming business, you should know NOTHING comes free to anyone. Even to those giving me "tips and tricks" I picked up on weeks ago. ;)

apryll11
01-17-2014, 01:15 AM
twerkme : i hear you are a good cook

From where? the people in my life you don't know.


..........................
l drink a snip of water
random squatting ass motherfucker: I can make you wetter then that glass of water

wow, you must be a magician to make that happen in free chat.
Get the fuck out my room and take your whack ass line with you


...............................
another random squatting ass motherfucker: he gives me his number ( I know how you guys will be tempted to call so to save him the stress I wont add his number here) and asked me to call him.

you been sitting in my room all fucking night, staring like you have a mental issue, why the fuck would I call you?
Just get the fuck out of my room before I block you

another random squatting ass motherfucker: why

blocked


At first I thought perhaps it was just me, but as I went to correct a spelling error, their dumb asses still annoy me

Sunnylexie
01-17-2014, 06:02 AM
During a Gold Show countdown:

Captain Obvious: it's slow because you're not on the page 1

Thank you forever -I had no idea what page I'm on! Wait... Do you mean placement influences my traffic? For real? Ok, let me call the support and tell them put me on the top row immediately.

audritwo
01-17-2014, 09:22 AM
another random squatting ass motherfucker: he gives me his number ( I know how you guys will be tempted to call so to save him the stress I wont add his number here) and asked me to call him.

lol yeah I had someone offer to tip me 300 gold AFTER I called them. I was like nope.
Also I am obligated to post any number given to me on twitter.

Staples
01-18-2014, 02:10 AM
Yeah... this conversation just happened.

WH: Hey bb my speakers are broken how are you tonight?
Me: I'm great how are you?
WH: Horny
Me: Good news, I can help you with that?
WH: ?
Me: let's go have fun in pvt babe
WH: How much for a flash?
WH: free?
Me: 5 Gold for ass or tits
WH: tips 5 and gets disconnected
comes back in, you gonna flash me or what?
Me: which do you want, ass or tits?
WH: tits

after the flash

WH: ass?
Me: sure another 5 bb
WH: I thought you said 5 for tits and ass

ugh...

Staples
01-18-2014, 02:34 AM
HD: It's nice to see you like the daddy daughter bit

(now, I have no idea why I decided to engage this guy instead of just blocking him... maybe it's just because it's so effing slow and I'm bored)

Me: Ummm no not at all where the hell did you get that?

HD: Ok then you need to check your profile

Me: Oh you mean where it says I like sugar daddies who like to spoil their sugar babies? Where the fuck does it say anything about daddy daughter?

MissQuirk
01-18-2014, 02:38 AM
I'm sorry if this posts 9442 times- my internet is being a shitbucket..but I thought it was worth trying again.

Just a heads up: Scam alert, there's some guy with a 'business proposal' talking to me on SM. I finally blocked him. I was bored so I decided to play along enough to find out that it's an adult site with no paperwork, they verify age by going through streamate, apparently. lol. ridiculously dumb and he kept talking about being on a cruise and asking me to skype him. clearly i do not intend to ever have anything to do with him again. He also refused to take me pvt to talk. ALL bad shit. Obvious scammer. RUN.

i know you girls are smarter than to fall for this shiz but i wanted to warn you bbz

if anyone is curious about his name feel free to PM if that's not against the rules.

btw he was a huge dbag "hurry please skype me i am on a cruise"
idgaf where YOU are... i'm at work, and as a make believe business man you should understand that time = $ and psychos are bad for business. *block*

CurvyWinona
01-18-2014, 05:13 AM
What the fuck did happen????? Guy in pvt asking me what is new in me repeatedly and I asked him again and again, what do he wanna do or see.

His only response is in the screenshots. Ugh, I emailed the support to remove the rating.

https://www.mediafire.com/convkey/35ba/gp3epp1l74tf5ok4g.jpg (http://www.mediafire.com/view/gp3epp1l74tf5ok/whatthehell.JPG)

https://www.mediafire.com/convkey/2b7c/5xanoyoaxrsuewy4g.jpg (http://www.mediafire.com/view/5xanoyoaxrsuewy/whatthehell2.JPG)

Staples
01-18-2014, 05:51 AM
Some other gems I've heard tonight

"What would you do if you were masturbating and your pet dog came up and started licking you"

BLOCK

"Oh no! I just went #1 in my Adult diaper"

BLOCK

"Oh my God! You look just like my sister. Wanna roleplay?"

BLOCK

"Gag on your fingers and puke hard for me like a good whore"

BLOCK

I seriously think I've blocked more people than not this morning.

scarlettbelle
01-18-2014, 09:11 AM
What the fuck did happen????? Guy in pvt asking me what is new in me repeatedly and I asked him again and again, what do he wanna do or see.

His only response is in the screenshots. Ugh, I emailed the support to remove the rating.

https://www.mediafire.com/convkey/35ba/gp3epp1l74tf5ok4g.jpg (http://www.mediafire.com/view/gp3epp1l74tf5ok/whatthehell.JPG)

https://www.mediafire.com/convkey/2b7c/5xanoyoaxrsuewy4g.jpg (http://www.mediafire.com/view/5xanoyoaxrsuewy/whatthehell2.JPG)

I had the SAME FUCKING GUY last night! He spent about $70 in Gold tips to leave me multiple 3 star ratings - I guess he doesn't know that only the most recent one counts. :D I'm debating asking support to remove the rating. One 3 star rating is barely a blip on my radar when you factor in how many 5 stars I have. What an idiot.

CurvyWinona
01-18-2014, 09:31 AM
oh i sent u a PM ... it could've been the same guy, using another name when he was in pvt with me. shrugs.

Cam_Model_Jess
01-18-2014, 10:00 AM
I had the SAME FUCKING GUY last night! He spent about $70 in Gold tips to leave me multiple 3 star ratings - I guess he doesn't know that only the most recent one counts. :D I'm debating asking support to remove the rating. One 3 star rating is barely a blip on my radar when you factor in how many 5 stars I have. What an idiot.

If he was only in pvt once, he only rated you once. They can't rate on gold. It simply shows up next to all the gold contributions too, but only the one rating counts if he was only in pvt once. If you check your ratings page, you'll see the one rating listed.

Lum
01-18-2014, 12:05 PM
I think i had this guy too! he took me private for a short time and tipped me while in private and then sent gold after the show. he seemed happy so i didnt think anything of it. then he left me a 3 star ;p i was pissed. blocked next time i see him i don't care how much he tips.

i considered asking support to remove the rating too. i have never asked them too before but wasn't sure if they would do it.

Staples
01-18-2014, 12:21 PM
You really blocked over a 3 star rating? Honestly money is more important than 1 rating to me. I don't have that much traffic and I still get enough 5 stars that a single 3 star isn't going to affect me at all. At least I don't think so. Is there some logic I'm missing? I don't want to hurt myself by not blocking someone like that if I need to.

scarlettbelle
01-18-2014, 12:30 PM
@cammodeljess that makes sense, thanks for the correction! @staples I blocked him because what he did pissed me off and I don't want him trying to "mess" with me anymore. Guys like that annoy the stew out of me. Plus it's doubtful that he'd spend any more money on me anyway.

Lum
01-18-2014, 01:00 PM
My logic is he pissed me off and yeah it is very doubtful he will come back for another show as scarlettebelle mentions above. But if he does it will Neg me out , i won't feel i can give him the best show possible and it will mess with my mood. Mood while camming is very important to me. i will be worrying the entire time while shakin my goodies and that is just no fun. i feel i deal with enough to make the money i already make so i block what i don't want to deal with. that is the beauty of this job for me ;) i have the right to refuse service to anyone.

justanothercamgirl
01-18-2014, 01:12 PM
You really blocked over a 3 star rating? Honestly money is more important than 1 rating to me. I don't have that much traffic and I still get enough 5 stars that a single 3 star isn't going to affect me at all. At least I don't think so. Is there some logic I'm missing? I don't want to hurt myself by not blocking someone like that if I need to.

If you only get one rating in a single day and it is a 1, 2 or 3 rating then it can drag your entire average down since they based your star rating in its entirety by the rating averages you make per day.

This doesn't really matter if you've already gotten one or more 5's ratings in that day but if you have the bad luck of only getting rated once during that day and it is a low rating then it will lower your overall star number.

Does that make sense? My brain is barely working today so I am not sure how much clarity this answer will have.

I usually ban people who rate me 3 or under because I don't really want to deal with having my entire rating go down if it happens to be the one day that only a single person rates me because someone who leaves a bad rating once is more then likely to do it again.

Snowy0Star
01-18-2014, 08:03 PM
You really blocked over a 3 star rating? Honestly money is more important than 1 rating to me. I don't have that much traffic and I still get enough 5 stars that a single 3 star isn't going to affect me at all. At least I don't think so. Is there some logic I'm missing? I don't want to hurt myself by not blocking someone like that if I need to.

i had a reg since i was at .99 a min and i allowed him to come into premium chat for a fetish the last time he came into my room he gave me a 2 star for some reason and the next i saw him i blocked him. to me its disrespectful what he did . i feel like he really back stabbed me when he did that and hes not worth the money to me anymore. maybe u need the money that bad but if they didnt like the show enuf to give me a 5 star then ill do them the favor of making sure they dont get another one