View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
Staples
01-18-2014, 08:09 PM
Ok JAC that makes perfect sense!
Busygirl
01-18-2014, 10:00 PM
I had a similar day with happy members in pvt then rating me low, and the trolls where out full force. I don't know what to think but there are models with lower ratings and percentage in paid chat consistently placed above me on the pages, so i doubt it counts in placement, or ever did. Wish the site would fess up, and not make us have a heart attack over some low ratings from some depressed idiots.
SweetieBelle
01-19-2014, 06:55 AM
"you ass"
For half a second I thought he was actually calling me an ass. I've had a bad morning, so I was about to bitch him out. I should have anyway. That's no way to ask for ass, my friend.
VictoriaChaos
01-19-2014, 09:43 AM
NoCreditCardLand: oh! Hey Tyrone!
You from chicago right? I meet you at mcdonalds, you ate fried chicken
Always nice to meet tyrone
Do you like grape soda?
I have full box of Fanta with grape soda type
Rhiiannon
01-19-2014, 10:01 AM
I think one of the most annoying things I've heard so far is silence. ROOM FULL OF PEOPLE (like 17) and no one is talking or tipping. Like okay, if no one tips, at least make some fucking conversation. I'm greeting everyone, dancing, etc... silence. NOTHING. Someone tips for a flash, I flash, still no one talks. Not even a single "nice tits" or "omg ass bb". NOTHING. What the HELL? Say anything! Say you like cheese! Tell me about your grandmother! I don't care! It's so frustrating. Did everyone fall asleep at the keyboard?
Staples
01-19-2014, 11:01 AM
Guy discusses a show with me. I tell him it needs to be exclusive he says great. Takes me exclusive. I'm waiting for the 30 seconds to pass before I really do anything and he all of a sudden decides he doesn't want to do it or thinks my exclusive rate is too high so his excuse is "I'm so sorry, I just realized my cam isn't set up, I'll be back"
Staples
01-19-2014, 03:32 PM
Ok, so I had a box of crackers next to me while on SM
MF: i wana see you stuff your mouth with those cheezits and yell out Sampson
Me: Sure baby let’s go exclusive and I’ll totally do that for you.
MF: i wana se u stuff ur mouth first
Me: Sorry that’s not the sort of thing everybody wants to see so you have to take me Exclusive first
MF: .65 cents?
Me: huh?
MF: thats being generous
MF: i can see ur chubb between ur tits
Me: yeah, I’m in the BBW category but what does that have to do with .65 cents?
MF: Alright i got 50cents eat a damn cheezit
BLOCK
apryll11
01-19-2014, 05:40 PM
I swear to you, I had the exact same thing happen to me a couple of weeks ago. The only thing he/she said was "hello".
I like to think their lying beside their sleeping wives or their grandmother came in the room to say goodnite, or they died because our bodies are just that deadly,lol
audritwo
01-19-2014, 06:23 PM
I had someone rate me 2 and tip me $25 too a couple weeks ago. I messaged them saying "thank you but why would you give a girl $25 tip and give her a poor rating? Could you explain it to me?" No answer yet. Maybe they don't understand the rating or they are a terrible at being a troll.
CurvyWinona
01-19-2014, 07:45 PM
^ or from a very bitter model. Lol
But hey thanks for the tip!
Sunnylexie
01-19-2014, 08:04 PM
MoodKiller222 (his actual nick): I DONT LIKE U!
MoodKiller222: SORRY TO BE SO HONEST WITH U
MoodKiller222: BUT THAT IS JUST MY HONEST OPINION
MoodKiller222: PLEASE, DONT CRY
MoodKiller222: I DID NOT MEAN TO UPSET U
MoodKiller222: U R NOT UGLY
MoodKiller222: BUT U R NO ANGELINA JOLIE
MoodKiller222: IF U KNOW WHAT I MEAN
Lol noone's Angelina Jolie except for Angelina Jolie, and what made you think not being liked by YOU could make me sad? What a failure of a troll.
Bubblegum1235
01-19-2014, 10:23 PM
I had a guy a few months ago, when I was still on Livejasmin who said to my something really similar, even the caps and the "DONīT WANT TO UPSET YOU", even when I didnīt said a word and kept smiling. He probably goes around all sites saying the same to every model :P
annikah
01-20-2014, 12:32 AM
For the record, my side of the conversation isn't verbatim, because I was talking, not typing.
BeggerInDisguise Logs On
BeggerInDisguise-Hi Fat Girl
Me- Hi Darling! How are you?
BeggerInDisguise- Why dont you lose some weight? Your gross. You could be hotter.
Me- Awww. Look at you trying to get me all worked up. That's cute. But its not going to work, cause I can bet on what you're after. And I don't do free humiliation shows. If you want me to get all pissed off, you're going to have to pay for it sweetheart. *wink*
(a few minutes go by. He doesn't leave. I'm vaping away on my e-cig)
JustAnotherAverageJoe logs on
(I greet the new customer)
BeggerInDisguise- And a smoker. Overweight and smoking terrible for the new health care plan
Me- (I giggle and say in my sweet as pie voice) I'm not a smoker. I'm a vaper. You know, e cigarettes. And sweetie, you really don't have to insult me to to flip my bitch switch. I'm very good at being a bitch with absolutely no provocation. I can show you in exclusive. Now are you going to buy a show or am I going to have to block you?
*tilts my head and smiles sweetly*
JustAnotherAverageJoe- hi im gr8, i won't be a dick like him.
Me- Well, I'm glad, baby. But don't you worry about him. He's just looking for some attention he doesn't want to pay for. He doesn't mean it. If he did, he wouldn't be in here looking at me. Right, darling?
BeggerInDisguise- You do have nice hair.
BeggerInDisguise Logs Off
hahahahahahahahaha!
VictoriaChaos
01-20-2014, 09:30 AM
NoCreditCardLand: You look like the female version of me
we would go together like sugar and tea
i know that sounds kinda lame but u see im so unique
its not alot of fellas out here like me
sheshe
01-20-2014, 10:24 AM
"Hello I am here looking for a serious relationship or a girl to marry"
and those guys who pretends that they only want a friend (go to FB!) or at least go to prvt.
sheshe
01-20-2014, 10:26 AM
"Hello I am here looking for a serious relationship or a girl to marry"
and those guys who pretends that they only want a friend (go to FB!) or at least go to prvt.
CurvyWinona
01-20-2014, 01:37 PM
Yeah I have emailed the support right after I got that. No word back from them get. =\
So I had not one, but two guys so far today basically say "I wish you could come over to my house and poop on my face". Yeah.
chloemonet
01-20-2014, 05:10 PM
Fucking annoying guy that I tolerated the other day because I thought he'd turn into a paying custie - said he'd buy a prvt next time I was online. Today he comes to my room acting very weird, when before he was super friendly. He then asks what the prvt would consist of, I told him and he made me think we were going to go exclusive...I'm guessing he took a look at my rates because suddenly he goes on this tyrant:
Dumbass: Nah I'm good I already fucked you back in 09
Dumbass: think about it
Me: ..... I was 13 in 2009. I literally was just starting HS/finishing junior high. I think not.
Dumbass: You came to see me with your friend, remember?
Dumbass: Y would I pay for something I already had?
Me: *kicks him out*
Dumbass: *comes back* I fucked u, u mad?
Me: *bans him*
Some guys are so weird. If you can't afford me, you DEFINITELY didn't fuck me at age 13, sicko.
sheshe
01-20-2014, 05:47 PM
Fucking annoying guy that I tolerated the other day because I thought he'd turn into a paying custie - said he'd buy a prvt next time I was online. Today he comes to my room acting very weird, when before he was super friendly. He then asks what the prvt would consist of, I told him and he made me think we were going to go exclusive...I'm guessing he took a look at my rates because suddenly he goes on this tyrant:
Dumbass: Nah I'm good I already fucked you back in 09
Dumbass: think about it
Me: ..... I was 13 in 2009. I literally was just starting HS/finishing junior high. I think not.
Dumbass: You came to see me with your friend, remember?
Dumbass: Y would I pay for something I already had?
Me: *kicks him out*
Dumbass: *comes back* I fucked u, u mad?
Me: *bans him*
Some guys are so weird. If you can't afford me, you DEFINITELY didn't fuck me at age 13, sicko.
Wow that's really annoying :-o
I had some guys like that too so i understand how annoying that is.
Luna66
01-20-2014, 08:04 PM
I know it's been mentioned on this thread before, but it's something that never fails to piss me off. Guys who have a fetish, but don't know what that fucking fetish entails! Like SPH guys who get offended when you mock their penis etc. This is a prime example:
In free chat on Adultwork:
Dude: Do you do domination?
Me: Sure do, in private.
Dude goes private:
Me: So what are you into, more specifically?
Dude: What do you mean?
Me: Like, what aspects of domination? Humiliation, chastity, CBT, financial etc.
Dude: Ohhh, everything really. I'll do whatever you like Mistress.
Me: Great (thinking: Fucking hell, what does that mean? Learn your fetish, moron!)
So I start with some general stuff, I get him to turn his cam on and watch him do tasks for me etc. After a while...
Me: Now, do you have any sissy little panties to wear for your Mistress, slave?
Him: Eww i'm a sub, not a fucking tranny little fag.
Me: 1. Offensive language is not permitted in my room, regardless of how much you're paying. 2. You literally said "...everything. I'll do whatever you like Mistress"
Him: Yeah, well I didn't think you'd try and get me to do that faggy shit. (And he logs off)
2 minutes later I get a notification that i've been left feedback. It's a neutral rating with the comment "doesn't follow roleplay requirements"
Now I can normally laugh off the stupid shit people say/do on cam, but you're going to leave me a feedback like that?! That shit pissed me off, for real.
Sunnylexie
01-20-2014, 08:31 PM
An idiocy combo from SM:
Imneedy: WHATS UP
WANNA FUCK?
Me: Why not
let's play
Imneedy: YES OR NO
Imneedy: SO UR ANSWER WILL BE YES OR NO THATS IR
YES??
nO??
Imneedy: ANSWER
Me: yes
dont yell
ConArtist: can i see
Me: See what?
ConArtist: ass
Imneedy: YES OR NO??
ME: STOP YELLING ALREADY
Imneedy: ILL CUM IN U HARD
TAKE IT ALL OFF *gets kicked*
Me (to ConArtist): My ass is 5 gold to see
ConArtist: ok
here
Me: ok i'm waiting))
Imneedy *comes back*: easy babe
ConArtist: + $5.00
ConArtist: here...hold up
Me: lol thank you ConArtist! Now try doing it for real.
Imneedy: hooker ass slut
Sunny: oh yea Imneedy. Sweet attitude *BAN*
ConArtist: + $25.00
Me: Generous, but still not for real
ConArtist: idk
can i see anyway?
LOL
Me *get taken pvt*: Not after you lied to me twice. Bye
BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!
Con Artist *after I come back*: hey .did i drop some money in here about 30 mins ago?
and may i plz have them back?
Me: you dropped some candy wraps, yes
Me: I mean you sent me like 30 gold worth of fake tips lol
Why sure you can have those back
Me: - $25
Me: -$5
Freechat lurker: sweet
we're rich
+$ 100,000,000,000
ConArtist: +$55.00
Me:Con, you got beaten FLAT
ConArtist: Noooo
Sunnylexie
01-20-2014, 09:34 PM
@Luna66: That's why I literally hate cam subs, although I like dominating. They are either freeloaders who try to make it up like I somehow benefit from telling them what to do (even though I can't see them do it or anything), or ignorant wannabes who don't know what they need and want to top from the bottom ("Now show me that cunt, Mistress", that's it lol).
There's a scammer on SM (on the hunt right now) who wants you to pull a stocking over your head like a mask and leaves as soon as you do it, probably after having taken a screenshot. I fell for it like 2 years ago; this time I tried to pull out the time a bit and he left after 20 seconds, even though I acted like I was going to do what he wants (showing the stocking etc).
audritwo
01-21-2014, 12:14 AM
Guy asks to see my ass, I kindly say of course for 5 gold!
Asshat: wow you are such a fucking whore.
Me: Well for me to be a whore, you'd have to pay me.
Asshat: then you are a fucking slut.
Me: for me to be a slut, I'd be showing you willingly on the dot when asked.
He then shuts up and I suspect just camping for ass at this point.
36090
One of my loyal subs tips in five gold for ass!
Asshat: fuck yeah let's see that booty *blocks*
I ordered my sub to take me to pvt to see my ass and cunt (which he rarely sees) and he does
Haha winning!
audritwo
01-21-2014, 10:20 AM
Legless: I cannot walk. Can I see your tits?
Me: I'm sorry you are paraplegic. But 3 gold!
Legless: I can't even masturbate. I just want to see them.
Me: Well you can after 3 gold.
Legless: You aren't going to help a man with no use of his legs? Wow.
Me: Yep! :big smile!:
Luna66
01-21-2014, 10:35 AM
@Luna66: That's why I literally hate cam subs, although I like dominating. They are either freeloaders who try to make it up like I somehow benefit from telling them what to do (even though I can't see them do it or anything), or ignorant wannabes who don't know what they need and want to top from the bottom ("Now show me that cunt, Mistress", that's it lol).
So, so true. Once in a while I get a really good sub, someone who really knows their fetish, knows what they like and don't like, has clear limits and communicates really well. And I really appreciate these subs, because the rest are either:
1. Idiots who think "ooh, domination, that sounds fun, i'll give it a try" and then hate being told what to do. I've had so many guys say "i'm interested in domination, i've never done it before, but i'd like to try it out." Seriously, have you just gone through every genre of porn you could find and now you're going to "try" being humiliated?
2. Guys who think that by saying they're a 'sub', they will somehow put me in a comfort zone and make me like them more, so that when they ask me to "fist your ass, Mistress" i'm more likely to do it. When actually, all that's going to do is make me more likely to say, "no, how about you fist your ass like a good little pig slut?"
audritwo
01-21-2014, 10:38 AM
2. Guys who think that by saying they're a 'sub', they will somehow put me in a comfort zone and make me like them more, so that when they ask me to "fist your ass, Mistress" i'm more likely to do it. When actually, all that's going to do is make me more likely to say, "no, how about you fist your ass like a good little pig slut?"
I love you. Please stay!
VictoriaChaos
01-21-2014, 10:44 AM
MakingYouLaugh: my machine is increasing its size
O.o
justanothercamgirl
01-21-2014, 12:49 PM
Legless: I cannot walk. Can I see your tits?
Me: I'm sorry you are paraplegic. But 3 gold!
Legless: I can't even masturbate. I just want to see them.
Me: Well you can after 3 gold.
Legless: You aren't going to help a man with no use of his legs? Wow.
Me: Yep! :big smile!:
Well, we have figured out why he has no use of his legs. He seems to mistaken camgirls for doctors.
audritwo
01-21-2014, 02:13 PM
well, we have figured out why he has no use of his legs. He seems to mistaken camgirls for doctors.
my tits can heal a man's legs!
Browneyes
01-21-2014, 05:15 PM
MoodKiller222 (his actual nick): I DONT LIKE U!
MoodKiller222: SORRY TO BE SO HONEST WITH U
MoodKiller222: BUT THAT IS JUST MY HONEST OPINION
MoodKiller222: PLEASE, DONT CRY
MoodKiller222: I DID NOT MEAN TO UPSET U
MoodKiller222: U R NOT UGLY
MoodKiller222: BUT U R NO ANGELINA JOLIE
MoodKiller222: IF U KNOW WHAT I MEAN
Lol noone's Angelina Jolie except for Angelina Jolie, and what made you think not being liked by YOU could make me sad? What a failure of a troll.
Oh I have this one regularly on LiveJasmin. He seems to love me, but changed his insults to...." You skinny white chick....( thank you :):) !) to I m so desperate I want to fuck you and yes he goes to every girl on the site. Aww, Bless him, he is so lonely.
justanothercamgirl
01-21-2014, 05:20 PM
my tits can heal a man's legs!
36094
Holly_xoxo
01-21-2014, 05:57 PM
Had a guy today who tipped me 5 Gold in free chat and asked for a flash. I politely told him I don't flash for Gold and in the future, he might want to ask the woman in advance if she does that in her room.
So, he takes me private and stays a whole 48 seconds and then leaves me a 1 star rating.
Guess that was his way of getting me back for not flashing for Gold.
Asshole!
IsobelWren
01-21-2014, 10:33 PM
Making small talk with my room, I asked them if they're in the Snowpocalypse. One guy asked if I meant the storm that "we had last week." I said that I'm pretty sure lots of places had storms last week, but that I wasn't exactly sure what he was talking about. He replied, "The storm we're having now is the same one we had last week, because the earth rotates and so does the weather."
http://i.imgur.com/CGjFo.gif
Dear sir, I don't know how to break this to you, but you understand neither how Earth's orbit, nor how weather works. I don't expect everyone to have had a semester of college meteorology courses but I do expect some vague understanding of elementary school science.
I realized I was making a "baroo?" face, so I said, "I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure that's not how that works." I affirmed that the earth does rotate (in 24 hours, not a week), and that the weather rotates as well. I added that the weather rotates differently than the earth, in a complex pattern that basically boils down to the Coriolis effect (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coriolis_effect).
About one sentence into this three sentence explanation, he started typing all manner of insults, mostly centering about how I was a "stupid cunt" "lazy cunt" "fucking cunt" "loser cunt" etc etc. When I was done laughing at his tirade I went to block him, but he'd already left.
LAWL! Looks like El Niņo* was having a tantrum! I think that's the first time someone on cam has called me a cunt because I know physics. I KNEW my college degree would pay off some day!
*Yes, I know El Niņo isn't influenced by the Coriolis effect.
Sunnylexie
01-21-2014, 11:42 PM
^^ This reminded me about a convo I had with someone (most probably a jealous model) in my room a few days ago. This is basically how it went:
The person: Why you don't shave?
Me: Do you?
The person: Yes, I do. I love it nice and smooth.
Me: Got it). I like it fluffy, so, guess, to each his own.
The person: Girls should shave body hair
Me: Really? Is there a law obliging them do so?;)
The person: Yes.
Me: Um?
The person: The society demands it.
Me: The society I am in doesn't care, to be honest). Besides, I think that my armpits are none of the society's business.
The person: In 1000 years, all people will be smooth. There will be no body hair at all.
Me: Interesting, what makes you think so?
The person: Evolution. Natural selection. Men naturally prefer smoother girls.
Me: Ahem. Let me make it clear. The first thing is that, according to mediaeval art, people haven't become any smoother over the last millenium. Secondly, you don't think shaving or depilating, even for decades, can change your genetics, do you?
The person: It can't.
Me: Ok. Then, no matter how smooth women shave, it isn't making her daughters less hairy. Besides, the fact that a shaven hairy woman looks and feels just the same as a shaven smooth woman, makes any selection impossible. The third thing is that society (and most women) don't care about how hairy the man is; and there's a big chance a daughter of a hairy man and a perfectly smooth woman inherits her body hair density and pattern from her father, because they only partially depend on the sex-determining chromosomes.
The person: Never thought of it that way(((.
MissAnthrope
01-22-2014, 12:30 AM
Well... Had a reg that I had given modding powers go AWOL today. Had a cam friend and another good tipper on send a coupel tips and we're joking around and this guy who wants to seriously marry me gets all super jealous and butthurt and silences friend and other tipper. Really pissed me off and he lost those privileges before he could even sneeze and got a pretty good tongue lashing to boot. Probably scared the room by a royal "What... the... FUCK!" and then silence in the room lol.
Vlodina
01-22-2014, 05:29 AM
"do you like to cut guys balls off and eat yhem"
MissAnthrope
01-22-2014, 05:50 AM
"do you like to cut guys balls off and eat yhem"
Why yes, yes I do.
SophieL
01-22-2014, 08:17 AM
So I was given a phone number last night by a local jerk. He wants to meet.. He did by a pvt show and went thru the cam models link. I blocked him after he kept lurking in my room following the show. lol who wants to call the number?
audritwo
01-22-2014, 10:52 AM
post it in his craigslist area offering free goats!
the weirdest people call when you are offering free animals.
IsobelWren
01-22-2014, 10:56 AM
Of course the more fingers you can fit in, the harder you cum bb :D
Totes! Just like if you can get something cooked twice as fast if you double the temperature on the oven!
IsobelWren
01-22-2014, 10:59 AM
So I was given a phone number last night by a local jerk. He wants to meet.. He did by a pvt show and went thru the cam models link. I blocked him after he kept lurking in my room following the show. lol who wants to call the number?
post it in his craigslist area offering free goats!
the weirdest people call when you are offering free animals.
http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Adventure-Time-Finn-Beautiful.gif
OMG! PLEASE!
funismymiddlename
01-22-2014, 02:50 PM
"you have bitch written all over you gl squeezing money from these losers"
lol I'm tired of ppl telling me I look like a bitch. Just bc I'm pretty, I do the glam look, and I don't smile alot doesn't mean I'm a bitch. I can be crazy mean if someone pisses me off but I'm super nice. He sounds like a loser for judging me. I bet he has rejection issues. I remind him of the girls he always wanted but could never have.
SophieL
01-22-2014, 09:07 PM
post it in his craigslist area offering free goats!
the weirdest people call when you are offering free animals.
I really should… ;)lol..
I had a missed call on my phone today from like Iowa. When I tried to call back.. it was a d/c number… interesting...
audritwo
01-22-2014, 09:35 PM
I love the guys in freechat who basically have conversations with themselves unaware that I completely ignore freechat land.
are you horny?
get yer growler out
take that off noit
yyes
exactly
Ģ10000000
yes
I have nicer niples
bigdickman you have a small penis lets be honest
whats that you are smoking hen?
A big boomer
get some boobs out
please
i am horny
i have the massive penis
feet? you wierdo!!!
i would like to wear u as a hat
can I have a Cincinati Bow tie???
Or a pussy jiuce cocktail???
what a knob\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \\\\\\\\\\\\\111111
get in ladf
am no paying fuck all#
but i would spiderman you nae bother
it is cool thanks
^;^
What is 3??
Nonpayingbrokeasspatheticbagofdickssittinginmyfree chat: Show some skin. Isn't that what you get paid for.
Me: Ban http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/167704/kill-bill-decapitation-o.gif (http://gifsoup.com/view/167704/kill-bill-decapitation.html)
Staples
01-23-2014, 12:57 PM
Guy comes into my room. We chat for a few. Then he says hey, you wanna see a pic of me?
I say sure whatever just so long as its not your dick. I go private with another customer. I come back and I have a message waiting but he's not in the room. I open it up it's a nice picture of a fairly attractive man so I message him and say thanks for the picture and come back and play with me sometime.
10 minutes later he comes back and says hey bb since you liked my picture will you flash me for free?
nooooope.
MissQuirk
01-23-2014, 01:01 PM
feet? you wierdo!!!
i would like to wear u as a hat
can I have a Cincinati Bow tie???
Or a pussy jiuce cocktail???
....
yer so wierd bb cum let me wear u as a hat.
bpink
01-23-2014, 01:16 PM
Asshole: Aren't you too old to be doing this?
My 28 yr old SELF: AWW hun...no. Bc if you're banking like me...means you still got it.
The day I no longer Bank...then I might be TOO OLD. hahaha
Then my guys made a few snide remarks to him. And that's that.
I am getting a lil old tho I suppose lol :(
im the queef chief i require queef