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sammii
08-25-2011, 11:11 PM
^ It's your hair and your eyes that look like her.

Brilynne
08-25-2011, 11:15 PM
^ It's your hair and your eyes that look like her.
And the face shape:-\
http://i1108.photobucket.com/albums/h402/BrilynneXO/lookalike.jpg

Either way, especially when the cam is zoomed out they aren't wrong about the physical comparison. It's just that every single guy who enters my chat seems to think he's the first clever bastard to notice it.:bored:

Especially since going this light with my hair, I have not been without handfuls of people per shift talking about it. And of all celebrities, it REALLY had to be HER..Gaahhhhjghegnddnvk :banghead:

sammii
08-26-2011, 01:13 AM
Wow, I wouldn't have noticed if you wouldn't have posted the pictures side-by-side, but you really do have the same features as her (lips, face shape, nose). I hope you don't take this as an insult because I don't mean it as one but in that picture you look like a mix of Paris and Holly Madison from the Girls Next Door.

I wouldn't normally admit to this (fear of ridicule, lol), but I love Paris' look, especially in her younger days. I totally get how you feel, though. Guys always say I look like this one celebrity (who a lot of people find attractive, I don't) and it pisses me off.

scarlet_mynx
08-26-2011, 01:21 AM
What's up with the guys that talk to ur furniture? I cam on a futon mattress on the floor with two pillows behind me and there just so happens to be an electrical outlet on the wall behind me. I step away for 2 min and come back to at least one person talking about how "sexy" my pillows and electrical outlet is. Do they think they are funny and no one has said this before. I honestly think this annoys me more than most things in this thread.
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Oh God, if ever disappear for loo break / get more o.juice, you can guarantee that when I get back some 'wit of the year' guy has said 'Hi - nice sofa' or:
'Hello sofa, lol' - clearly thinking that yeah, no one's ever done that before. Sooo silly.

Brilynne
08-26-2011, 01:36 AM
Wow, I wouldn't have noticed if you wouldn't have posted the pictures side-by-side, but you really do have the same features as her (lips, face shape, nose). I hope you don't take this as an insult because I don't mean it as one but in that picture you look like a mix of Paris and Holly Madison from the Girls Next Door.

I wouldn't normally admit to this (fear of ridicule, lol), but I love Paris' look, especially in her younger days. I totally get how you feel, though. Guys always say I look like this one celebrity (who a lot of people find attractive, I don't) and it pisses me off.

Holly would be my 2nd most compared to celeb. lmfao. Seriously, i'm about ready to change my stage name to Holly Hilton and just play it up.

scarlet_mynx
08-26-2011, 01:47 AM
HIM: hi sexy, how are u?X
ME: Hi N, good thx
ME:: how are u
HIM: kicked anyone in the bollocks yet?lolx
HIM: im good ta
sparkymark81 enters the room
gman123 leaves the room
ME: weird question
zakz enters the room
HIM: lol, well have you..?x
ME: no i havent
HIM: lol
HIM: why not! i actually like the idea of you doing that to me, but the reality may be a little painful...x
swimmerboy1973 enters the room
i4w32 enters the room
kenmc153 enters the room
swimmerboy1973 leaves the room
ME: oh i see, u find that horny then
ME: i can kick u no prob in pvt haha
HIM: what shoes u wearing?x
ME: 5 inch black heels
HIM: jesus
HIM: may i see..? should i be worried?lol
ME: hang on haven't we had this convo before?
kenmc153 leaves the room
mazza86 enters the room
HIM: yes! but youve not kicked me in the bollocks yet..xx
HIM: yes 5 inchers wld probably do the job...
ME: lol
mazza86 leaves the room
HIM: if you dare to actually do it - properly that is..x
ME : dont worry i've got great aim
HIM : youve not done it before though..?X
ME: no but i dont think u need much practice for this kinda thing
BonScott enters the room
nova enters the room
nova: hi x
spinningfruits leaves the room
HIM: how impressed would you be if i stayed standing after one kick?x

... At this point all he got was a final 'lol' and then ignored since I'd reached
my (usually very very low) boredom threshold 20 times over.

I sometimes find it amusing to humour this B.S. when im sat waiting for pvts

(not too often tho, since jacking off to me for free is one of my bugbears)
I also thought there'd be a slight chance the convo might lead to some pvt roleplay involving his weird fetish but, nah....

LAChloe
08-26-2011, 01:59 AM
Holly would be my 2nd most compared to celeb. lmfao. Seriously, i'm about ready to change my stage name to Holly Hilton and just play it up.

OMG! You absolutely should!!! $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

PrincessLavender
08-26-2011, 05:16 AM
Guys always say I look like this one celebrity (who a lot of people find attractive, I don't) and it pisses me off.

Same here. Everyone thinks they are the first to say I look like Jennifer Connelly with bigger boobs. I don't find her attractive at all. I also get Sasha Grey.

I'm Alysa on Southern Charms if you want to compare.

BustyAmeera
08-26-2011, 09:18 AM
I just had this lovely gentleman in my chatroom :)

To Bigboobsmadman(f) : helllo
Bigboobsmadman(f) : hey web whore, still no good job? men love ur titts but ull never ever see real deep love
[private] To Bigboobsmadman(f) : hahah
Bigboobsmadman(f) : fuck u, whore
Bigboobsmadman(f) : lol
[private] To Bigboobsmadman(f) : mmm ur turning me on
[private] To Bigboobsmadman(f) : so hot
[private] To Bigboobsmadman(f) : roar
Bigboobsmadman(f) has left the chat.

Genoveve
08-26-2011, 05:11 PM
"How much money do you make?" "Make a lot of money today?" RUDE!

LaceyCummings
08-27-2011, 08:19 AM
(not too often tho, since jacking off to me for free is one of my bugbears)
I also thought there'd be a slight chance the convo might lead to some pvt roleplay involving his weird fetish but, nah....

I had basically the same conversation with that gentleman, and he didn't go private with me either. I think he is the type to push for free attention and leave when you stop feeding him. Thanks for confirming my suspicions! I won't waste my time on him if he comes back. 8)

scarlet_mynx
08-27-2011, 06:13 PM
I had basically the same conversation with that gentleman, and he didn't go private with me either. I think he is the type to push for free attention and leave when you stop feeding him. Thanks for confirming my suspicions! I won't waste my time on him if he comes back. 8)
Hey no probs :) I'm more than happy to 'out' any of these Timewasters if it means I can spare someone else the excruciating boredom of their bullsh*t-that-leads-nowhere.
He was also onto me another night with 'can you do a roleplay where you beat me up in a fight?' That's hilarious cos I am quite petite. But anyway.

Prime example of 'annoying' last night in FREECHAT;
HIM: hi sexy xx
HIM: ur beautiful xx
ME: hiya Thx v much
HIM: wul love to suck ur toes xx
ME: youre up late :)
HIM: xxlovely sexy legs and heels mmmn
HIM: my wifes asleep so just watchin u and having a wank xx;)

Guy is ejected from room without further ado.
Don't you just LOVE when they pull shit like that.

whiteheat
08-27-2011, 11:51 PM
Anyone that says he can't go private cause her wife/son/daughter/whatever is taking a shower or is having breakfast in the other room but still keeps typing and watching you........................

roast
08-28-2011, 07:06 AM
guy within seconds of paid chat:

me: hey luv, mmm welcome, glad you're here :boobie rubbing, big camgirl smile:
him: show
me: mmmm cant be patient can you bb, ready to blow hunh
him: show pussy
me: (strip tease and obligatory cooing)
him: pussy hurry
me: mmm slow down tiger, I-
him: SHOW PUSSY
me: (stripping)
him: PUSSY PUSSY SHOW IT. HURRY UP HURRY UP!!!!

(he has audio by the way, so it is just this huffing gasping monosyllabic caveman voice, while Im watching him pound angrily away at a flaccid dick.... a literal 15 seconds has passed)

I plop down, tilt and zoom the camera up to my face and stare directly at the camera like this 0____0

"pussy?" 0___0 "pussy?" 0____0 "I don't do beastiality" 0___0 "I love animals.. I have a cat...." ;______;

Him: PUSSY GET UP, I WANT TO SEE. SHOW

0_____0 "my vagina?" 0______0 "but why?" 0_____0

"GET NAKED!!!" more enraged cock pumping "GET NAKED WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?! YOU BITCH GET UP!"

0___0 "you're so mean......" ;______;..... 0______0 "where am i?" 0___0

"TITS, PUSSY, SHOW YOUR BODY!!" :grunt grunt grunt smack smack grunt: "BITCH GET NAKED"

0____0 "why... why would you expect me to get naked... you don't even know me...." 0____0

"FUCK-"

(I noticed he is about to reach the 1min mark to leave feedback, so I X out)

^______^

Itll probably be a chargeback, but oh god it felt so good

BustyAmeera
08-28-2011, 07:11 AM
HAHAHA Roast! Made me laugh this Sunday morning smh. You know what? I think from now on, when someone enters private, and I say hi, and his response is "SHOW" or something like that, I will just sit there and stare like a zombie. I love fucking with some of the guys.

BustyAmeera
08-28-2011, 07:13 AM
"How much money do you make?" "Make a lot of money today?" RUDE!

This annoys me more than being called a bitch. I swear. I do get rude with these guys.

MissKatie
08-28-2011, 07:19 AM
Oh, and I'd also like to throw out that nothing grates more on my nerves than hearing about my celebrity look a like.

One more Paris Hilton comparison, and I will be burning down the internet.

I get Cheryl Cole literally every single person that comes in my rooms. For a brief while it was Kate Middleton when the royal wedding was publicised ::)

sammii
08-28-2011, 04:34 PM
HAHAHA Roast! Made me laugh this Sunday morning smh. You know what? I think from now on, when someone enters private, and I say hi, and his response is "SHOW" or something like that, I will just sit there and stare like a zombie. I love fucking with some of the guys.
I did this when I cammed too. They didn't get shit if they didn't ask nicely.

h0ttie
08-28-2011, 06:33 PM
when they ask "do u wanna go pvt?" and then after i say yes they start making requests. its like some lame psychological trick..i think they think if they ask that first i will think they are actually gonna spend some money and do what they ask.

h0ttie
08-28-2011, 06:35 PM
also...the guys that say "hi, what are you doing?" its like seriously i am on cam!!! you can see me!!!

prettygreeneyes
08-28-2011, 07:02 PM
when they ask "do u wanna go pvt?" and then after i say yes they start making requests. its like some lame psychological trick..i think they think if they ask that first i will think they are actually gonna spend some money and do what they ask.

Ughhh I hate that so much!! How stupid do they think we are? I'm not doing shit for you until you actually spend that money, dumbass.

PrincessLavender
08-30-2011, 06:58 AM
What about when they start with "I want to take you pvt for 30 min (or any extreme length of time)" I immediately know 2 things about them (1) he is not going to spend any money on me and (2) a request for a free flash will follow so he can "make sure he likes my (nipples, pussy, ass, etc) before paying. Mainly because "the last model ripped me off" Like we don't hear that a dozen times a day.

SimplyMe
09-01-2011, 12:24 AM
Him: Hi Babe
Me: HI "name" hru?
Him: let me see those tits!
Me:Sure in PVT
Him: Haha not paying for JUST tits.
Me: That's too bad 4 u, better luck in the next room!

So dam annoying. the sad part is that the next model most likely will show those tits for free. These guys expect the freebies now a days with all the flashing that is going on in desperation to reach goal in those gold shows!

Fallenangel2904
09-01-2011, 04:16 AM
"So what are u into bb?"

Well lets see, your paying me 4 bucks a minute, I'm into what ever the hell you want me to be into as long as you got the $$!

TinaLayne
09-02-2011, 10:19 PM
I was doing a premium show tonight on SM...started out with 1 guy who had pretty much came by the time the 2nd guy came in, so I started doing what the 2nd guy wanted. I try to keep with the 1st come/1st serve approach.
Anyway...3rd guy comes in and immediately starts barking orders..."anal bb, fuck that ass bb, spread pussy, common bb, I wanna see you pound that ass". I tried to be nice at 1st & said I only do anal in exclusive if he'd like to wait. He keeps going with his demands.
By this time I had 5 guys in my room (4 of them were loving my show) and he just wouldn't shut the fuck up. I got up in my cam & looked right at him & said "frank, you're ruining my show, shut the fuck up, or get the fuck out!" Then proceeded to continue with what I was doing. Noone missed a beat...including frank ::) The 4 guys stayed and enjoyed the show and so did frank, still carrying on with "spread those cheeks bb, bla bla bla"
I had to stop looking at my screen cuz all I saw was stupid ass frank!

CammingSince97
09-03-2011, 05:00 AM
The thing I like about party chat on SM is everyone in the chat room can see what each other says. I allow my regulars to set up camp and one reason is that I don't have to respond to the stupidity as much as I used to. There's always one or two guys who are more than willing to jump all over it for me. But also, I embarrass the fuck out of the free seekers by flat out saying something to the note of, "I have X amount of my regular following in here right now why don't you ask THEM how they feel about me showing you my ____ .

ShadySailor
09-07-2011, 09:58 AM
What's up with the guys who ask "Can I masturbate to you?" in free chat? Uh, pay me and I'll say yes, or else I'll reach through your screen and smack your dick out of your hands. What?

SybilVain
09-07-2011, 10:06 PM
Just here to say that today, I got all these and more on a measly 4 hour shift on SM. What the hell?! Full moon or something? Never had so many pushy, rude cheapskates in one day O.o

I think I broke the banhammer.

HaydenBlue
09-07-2011, 11:05 PM
"So give me a good reason why I should take you private."

Fuck you. I'm not sitting on a cam site debating with an idiot on why I should or shouldn't show off my body. I want your mouth closed and your wallet open so shut up, go private and start stroking your pindick.

Assholes.

ShadySailor
09-09-2011, 09:00 PM
Midway through the convo I remembered this guy did the SAME DAMN THING - played 20 questions and then vanished when I wouldn't flash him, so I got really short with my responses.

Dumbass: hi
Me: hello!
Dumbass: hru
Me: good, you?
Dumbass: im ok
Dumbass: do u rember me?
Me: Sorry, refresh my memory?
Dumbass: u were going to sell me a video
Dumbass: ?
Me: ah, okay!
Dumbass: so still 200 right?
Me: sounds perfect!
Dumbass: what videos do u have
Me: i have the one of me with the glass toy
Dumbass: is that the only one?
Me: i have a shower one as well, but it's broken into many parts so it's kind of a pain to download
Dumbass: ok what do u have for pics
Me: just the pics in my gallery right now :)
Me: i don't have anyone to take pictures so it's hard
Dumbass: ok will u take paypal?
Me: no
Me: sorry, too risky
Dumbass: how so?
Me: because paypal doesn't allow adult services and they can ban you from ever using paypal again
Me: and it exposes your real name
Dumbass: ok how will u send the video
Me: i'll send you a download link through media fire
Dumbass: hmm how meny parts the shower video in
Me: 4
Dumbass: how long is the other one
Me: about 12 minutes
Dumbass: u sure u cant do paypal
Me: yes
Dumbass: if i buy the video will u give a flash
Me: not before you pay
Dumbass: after?
Me: sure
Dumbass: ok ill need a min to find my card
Me: okay
This user is offline. They will receive your message the next time they log in.


FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU, ASSHOLE

Needless to say, he got a 60 day ban.

MistyRose
09-14-2011, 05:32 PM
Custy: culd u bend over bb
Me: No, I don't take requests in free chat.
Custy: ok do u like incest bb
Me: No, not even slightly.

*banned*

Really? What response was he expecting? "Oh, I love it, just the other day..."

Breannasparks
10-10-2011, 11:16 PM
Do you like big cocks?
Do you like small cocks?
Do you like black cocks
Do you like white cocks
Do you like fat cocks
Do you like long cocks?
***Sends 10 pictures of his cock then asks for feedback....yeah like I just love getting cock pics and sending feedback. What the hell does that even mean? lol

Brilynne
10-10-2011, 11:25 PM
^ Just made me think of a a conversation I had with an annoying cx tonight (I've been wanting to answer like this for ages, finally got my moment!):
"what type of cock do you like"
"..small bent ones"::)

And idk but this next question just pissed me off like crazy. I have a new b/g video, so it was in my room topic "NEW b/g blowjob video"
Guy asks me:
"Well how new is it"

Wtf. Just wtf. i'm pissed even thinking about it. New is fucking new you ass twit.
Even if it was a year old, it's the hot girl your talking to right now sucking on a cock. Who even cares if I did it yesterday or a year ago. If your biggest concern when watching porn is the time frame of the filming then youve got bigger issues then I can help you with.

Brilynne
10-10-2011, 11:31 PM
Oh and another one-
"how has it been today"
"eh it's been pretty slow, but I'm willing to tough it out"
"oh yeah well I just saw you in a pvt i checked."

Say what?? I didnt say i didnt get ANY shows, i said it's been SLOW. And who are you to tell me that my day is or isnt? Wtf? Have you been on the whole time, no. Were you with me the whole time on my other sites? No. Don't tell me my business like you know better then me. goddamnit.

Breannasparks
10-10-2011, 11:40 PM
**Free Chat** Show me your pussy! Show me your titts! Put your finger in your ass!


K first of all I dont do that in free chat. Second, I dont answer to some random man barking demands at me like I'm a dog. No wonder your single and alone jeez. I mean I love my customers but not guys like these are just flat out rude. Eww. And no I wont show you titts for 1 gold. Do you think if you went somewhere and offered a girl $0.35 to see her titts she would smile and say sure? Come on guys. Try to think at least SOME of the time lol


P.S. This isnt to say anything against the sexy ladies that show there boobies in free chat. I dont see anything wrong with that. Simply making the point that men are stupid to think we'll go the next level for one gold which translates into thirty five cents after streamate gets their cute.

ScarlettJanuary
10-11-2011, 12:22 AM
Not sure I am allowed to post here since I don't cam...I'm a stripper...but I just read quite a few pages of this thread and it's such an entertaining read!

I noticed too, that there are a lot of things on here that apply to the club too...like the whole "I respect you too much to pay you to dance for me, I want to take you on a date and really get to know you" or "how do I know you're worth it....I need a little preview before I get a private dance from you" or "how much money do you make"?

I guess idiocy translates just the same whether its in the club or on cam ::)

lydiastardust
10-11-2011, 12:52 AM
Him: Can you tie a rope to your chair, tie the other end around your neck and jump off and then I'll pvt you


Oh wow! I just stared camming again for the first time in years and I remember getting this request last time I was doing it! So weird! On cams.com

(Oh, and uh, hi everyone! Lurker here, posted awhile back on the stripping forums briefly, and um, stopped, shy and stuff.)

My favorite recently was when I went on cam with the sides of my mohawk freshly shaved, so you could actually tell I had one for once.

guest: Wtf with ur hair?
me: Fuck you my hair is awesome.
guest: woa...calm down
me: No, fuck you. Rudeness aside, you're telling someone with a mohawk that their hair sucks. Don't you know that people with mohawks are going to defend that hawk til the day they die, and probably aren't going to be that nice about it? You get bitched out just for being stupid. Don't fuck with my hawk, asshole.

I had all of the other guys cheering and saying, "she makes a good point dude." and "i love your hair." Ended up getting a long prvt from one of the guys that was in the room at the time.


Also, +1 to all of the "lets" comments. So infuriating. One more:

"u seem bored." last time I got this I called them out on it and said, "I seem bored? Why would you say that? If I'm bored its because you're not paying me. If you're not going to at least pay me, you better be hyping the fuck up out of me to everyone else in the room, not bringing the place down just because you can't afford me."

Breannasparks
10-11-2011, 02:12 AM
oh wow! I just stared camming again for the first time in years and i remember getting this request last time i was doing it! So weird! On cams.com

(oh, and uh, hi everyone! Lurker here, posted awhile back on the stripping forums briefly, and um, stopped, shy and stuff.)

my favorite recently was when i went on cam with the sides of my mohawk freshly shaved, so you could actually tell i had one for once.

Guest: Wtf with ur hair?
Me: Fuck you my hair is awesome.
Guest: Woa...calm down
me: No, fuck you. Rudeness aside, you're telling someone with a mohawk that their hair sucks. Don't you know that people with mohawks are going to defend that hawk til the day they die, and probably aren't going to be that nice about it? You get bitched out just for being stupid. Don't fuck with my hawk, asshole.

I had all of the other guys cheering and saying, "she makes a good point dude." and "i love your hair." ended up getting a long prvt from one of the guys that was in the room at the time.


Also, +1 to all of the "lets" comments. So infuriating. One more:

"u seem bored." last time i got this i called them out on it and said, "i seem bored? Why would you say that? If i'm bored its because you're not paying me. If you're not going to at least pay me, you better be hyping the fuck up out of me to everyone else in the room, not bringing the place down just because you can't afford me."
awesome!

Crustyz
10-11-2011, 03:18 AM
"I bought a toy for you, tell me your address so I can send it."

This kinda scared me...

sillykitty
10-11-2011, 04:32 AM
I SWEAR I had a guy trying to get me to sign up for a Target Red Card. It was bizarre. He was all like "Our prices are competitive with Wal-mart, plus the Red Card saves you and extra 5% on every purchase. You should get up and stretch often. Too much sitting is bad for you."

I told him I'd better log off before I get carpal tunnel wasting time on his dense self and he was like "Oh no, that won't happen." Wtf. I felt like he was trying to convert me to some Target based cult.

Some other guy:

"bend over doggy style and zoom in on your panties and pull them to the side very slow while moaning only and i will tip 752 tokens. I am very close to ejaculate. I will tip as I ejaculate for bigger orgasm If you are not interested please say no. i will not tip before"

I just ignored him but then he started complaining that I was ignoring him.

CandaceMoon
10-11-2011, 09:06 AM
"So give me a good reason why I should take you private."

Fuck you. I'm not sitting on a cam site debating with an idiot on why I should or shouldn't show off my body. I want your mouth closed and your wallet open so shut up, go private and start stroking your pindick.

Assholes.


I tell these lovely guys. Ummm either you want to take me private or not, doesn't matter to me either way. LOL

CandaceMoon
10-11-2011, 09:23 AM
One of my biggest pet peeves is this. Guy takes me private and wants me to suck a dildo, try to deep throat gag, blah blah blah. And then hes like Talk dirty to me bb.

O.o

Like how exactly should I talk dirty...oooo baby, ur mmmm blleeehhhhhhgggg oh yeah ughhhhhhh mmmmm

I started telling them, "which would you like me to do? Suck the dildo or talk dirty, cuz it's REALLY difficult to talk while my mouth is stuffed with cock"

Oh and another HUGE pet peeve is when they ask to see something which reqires you to be facing away from the camera, and then they continue to type instructions, as if you could still see, gahhhhh.

loveshooks
10-11-2011, 11:17 AM
He was all like "Our prices are competitive with Wal-mart, plus the Red Card saves you and extra 5% on every purchase. You should get up and stretch often. Too much sitting is bad for you."

I was giggling over that line all morning, merci :)

luscious sadie
10-11-2011, 11:35 AM
"So give me a good reason why I should take you private."

"Fuck you. I'm not in the club debating with an idiot on why I should or shouldn't show off my body. I want your mouth closed and your wallet open so shut up or go home and stroke your pindick"

I'm going to start saying this to guys in the club. (I changed it so it made a bit more sense).

h0ttie
10-11-2011, 11:37 PM
One of my biggest pet peeves is this. Guy takes me private and wants me to suck a dildo, try to deep throat gag, blah blah blah. And then hes like Talk dirty to me bb.

O.o

Like how exactly should I talk dirty...oooo baby, ur mmmm blleeehhhhhhgggg oh yeah ughhhhhhh mmmmm

I started telling them, "which would you like me to do? Suck the dildo or talk dirty, cuz it's REALLY difficult to talk while my mouth is stuffed with cock"

Oh and another HUGE pet peeve is when they ask to see something which reqires you to be facing away from the camera, and then they continue to type instructions, as if you could still see, gahhhhh.


i want to thank this a million times!! both of those bother me so much!!!!


today i had a guy in pvt tell me to go doggy style, spread my ass with two hands, fuck my pussy with a toy, and fuck my ass with another toy.

???? HOW. THE. FUCK.
bitch do I look like an octopus?

Caree
10-12-2011, 03:19 AM
"Are you working right now?!"

No just sat here logged in with my cam on, tits spilling out everywhere, tiny thong on, false eyelashes and whore make up on for no particular reason.

WHAT?! I have had this more than once as well.

CinnimonKiss
10-12-2011, 07:57 AM
all of the above ....
and...
ill tip you if its worth it..

your a token whore.. O RLLY? and i thought i was just on here cause i love to get naked for cheapasses

your too pretty to tip hun, i just wanna be with you, get to to know you . um no thanks.

whens the last time you came.. every day 593407696 times a day. why does it matter?

whats up? i am bb. hahaheehohoheehee ha! that is soooooo witty and clever take me now.

im poor but i have a nice cock. my response is always too bad your cock cant pay my bills cause then wed just be damn set now wouldnt we?

view my cam bb , bb i sent you pm, bb im so hard for you , bb im showing you my cock
.
fuck offfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff fffff cock is really not all that attractive. its a big stick very nice now put it away until youve got your wallet out too.



i tipped you 5 tokens that one time 492380 days age, if i tip you 100 tokens more can i have that video you are selling for 500 tokens..because im a "repeat customer"
well um lets see get out your calculator kiddies! its fun math time for tards!
100 plus 5 is 105=500? no. promptly die in a fire k thanks.

This made me laugh girl, thanks i needed it ! :hug:

~Carmen~
10-12-2011, 10:08 AM
i want to thank this a million times!! both of those bother me so much!!!!


today i had a guy in pvt tell me to go doggy style, spread my ass with two hands, fuck my pussy with a toy, and fuck my ass with another toy.

???? HOW. THE. FUCK.
bitch do I look like an octopus?

Oh geez::) Typical

PrincessLavender
10-12-2011, 04:31 PM
"Are you working right now?!"

No just sat here logged in with my cam on, tits spilling out everywhere, tiny thong on, false eyelashes and whore make up on for no particular reason.

WHAT?! I have had this more than once as well.


And while in free:
"Are you busy?"
"Are you available for private?"

Annoys the crap out of me.

SexiCal
10-12-2011, 07:32 PM
A few nights ago I had a pleasant idiot in my room. If I hadn't been so busy that night I would have kept him around for laughs.

Him: Do you like straight dicks? Curved dicks? Small pricks? Or is it just for kicks?
Me: Who are you Dr. Seuss?
Him: No, but I do love to rhyme? Is that a crime?
Me: No, but if you wanna play, you're gonna have to pay.
Him: Pay?! No way! I will not I say!
Me: Damn, man. If you really wanted to you can...oh, well here comes the ban.