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Sunnylexie
01-23-2014, 10:51 PM
That guy was making fun of another viewer's nickname.

Me: lol there are funnier names
Creep: like what? mycockstuckinfreezer?
Me: lol creative)) like "Isuckdonkeydick"
Creep: lolz
Me: no kidding
it's a true nick i saw on here
Creep: well maybe he meant his dad when he said donkey
haha
Me: meh, not a good joke
Creep: FINE!
I go tell joke somewhere else
Me: good luck)
Creep: so you're just giving up on me? :( you really are not good to be a wife if you quit on guys that fast
becasue of one little wrong joke
Creep: AHAAA!!!
Me: I have every reason to give up on guys because I'm married
Creep: why married?
Me: why not?
Creep: you go from one guy to another like an animal
no point
Creep: this is reeeeeeeally messed up
Me: ahem
you are making assumptions about my private life
Me: yet it's first time you see me.
really messed up indeed lol
Creep: don't know how i ended u here *leaves*

In PVT
Abiggercreep: tell your owner i bid 59 pieces of gold
Me: Sorry, not getting?
Abiggercreep: i want to buy you like the good old days
then i can fuck you every day

Sometimes I get guys who think all models from Eastern Europe to be sex slaves, so can't tell if he was trolling, attempting a roleplay or serious.

AutumnAmbrosia
01-23-2014, 11:07 PM
Hey, guys, we're not the only ones lmfao.
Pretty sure this article is compiled from things we've written here:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/why-straight-white-boys-are-the-worst

Sunnylexie
01-24-2014, 12:16 AM
CreepyPms on Reddit are cool, too.

Holly_xoxo
01-24-2014, 09:46 AM
The whole "what are you wearing today, beautiful" line is really grating on my nerves today. It's just a beggars way of trying to get you to stand up and show off.
Unless a guy has a specific thing that he's really attracted to, he doesn't care what you're wearing.

Or maybe I'm just cranky this morning Lol

MissAnthrope
01-24-2014, 08:22 PM
Had a guy yesterday night who was a spy. lol. Not a REAL one mind you, but he was typing EXACTLY the way a freeloader would in free chat and I thought he wouldn't take me pvt so I banned him.

Checked my PMs with liek five from this guy, saying he was gonna take me pvt.

So I gave him once last chance and he did take me.... but christ man! Do you have to SOUND like you're gonna rip me off? lmao

Sunnylexie
01-24-2014, 09:06 PM
^^When I have a strong feeling someone isn't gonna pay, yet I'm not absolutely sure about it, I say: "Do you know you are acting like a freeloader?" or "Only freeloaders say this and that" They either tip/go pvt right off, or leave/start arguing disguising themself as true freeloaders.

MissAnthrope
01-24-2014, 09:41 PM
^^ AH, I gotcha. Much thanks!

caramelDip
01-25-2014, 12:08 AM
To the guys who always BEG: I tell them the real spenders never ask to see shit for free. Or say "i just wanna see what your working with" (ugh). If you have a problem with paying for what you want, then thats YOUR problem not mine. Wrong site, fool.

And *while* im banning someone i say "Guess what _____? You're the FIRST guy i get to ban today! Congratulations!! How do you feel??"


Too late to answer lmao

redridinghood
01-25-2014, 12:44 AM
"how big r u bra bb?
i hot italian guy want see me?
my dick so hard wehr u like cum?
bb show me neck
no bb show me
no take hair away
show neck
show
bb
u see me cum?"

ALL from the same fuckin guy who I was ignoring, and who also had about 10 pics of his dick on his profile on cam4...so why in the hell do I need to see it "live"? I asked him at one point - if it's the same dick he has all those pics of, then why would bother looking at his cam.

audritwo
01-25-2014, 01:11 AM
Tonight I had a visit from a holy roller!
*I do not feel like typing out my side of the conversation. But basically it was slow and I decided to feed into it by acting like a heathen slut. I am not a religious person. I respect everyone's beliefs or no beliefs. But this dude was asking for all the blasphemous smut that came out of my mouth. I told him I sold my soul to the devil for my ass, I'm possessed with sexual enlightenment, and a lot more blasphemous sexual innuendos (which I can't remember). Also want to add that I'm sorry if I offend anyone.. I love you all :D
Not editing out his name. because Fakk this dude.

dyyeezy: sad how you expose yourself for money.find God .God is happinesss.God loves you
dyyeezy: whatever you make i can duplicate it and help you.brand yourself.shred yourseld be authentic
dyyeezy: stop being a follower and be a leader
awesome person: If you feel that way dyyeezy then why are you even on this site
dyyeezy: are you possed sweetie
dyyeezy: so let me ask you ?
dyyeezy: do you have a goodnight sleep
or are you tormented as well by those sex demons and devilish ways
dyyeezy: do you ever get tormneted
dyyeezy: im no aa christian
dyyeezy: what im creating is enrollment
im creating Godiment !
nope
dyyeezy: i am the truth
dyyeezy: i speak the ruth

*And while I was in my long private thanks to him!
dyyeezy: cant wait for you to block me
Me: Nope you are enjoyable. You helped me get someone hot and heavy! You are my new money maker spanksssssssssssssss! SATAN RULES!

Procrasturbator
01-25-2014, 03:49 AM
guest5328: does yoour cunt smell like tuna
guest5328: do you have rectum hair
*kick*
guest6628: do you shave your rectum every day
*kick*

(10 minutes later)

guest1747: tuna cunts

*sigh*

CurvyWinona
01-25-2014, 04:41 AM
guest5328: does yoour cunt smell like tuna
guest5328: do you have rectum hair
*kick*
guest6628: do you shave your rectum every day
*kick*

(10 minutes later)

guest1747: tuna cunts

*sigh*

https://www.mediafire.com/convkey/f5f8/es0ebw6z8hv2p6w4g.jpg (http://www.mediafire.com/view/es0ebw6z8hv2p6w/dropahouse.jpg)
ugh guys need a life. lol

Cam_Model_Jess
01-25-2014, 07:17 AM
guest5328: does yoour cunt smell like tuna
guest5328: do you have rectum hair
*kick*
guest6628: do you shave your rectum every day
*kick*

(10 minutes later)

guest1747: tuna cunts

*sigh*

You have so much more patience than I. I would've banned him at "does your cunt..."

justanothercamgirl
01-25-2014, 09:00 AM
JAC's Room Topic: Naked @1000
JAC: Countdown going on now!
jerkface: lacing that up WONT get you naked
JAC: either will not giving me tokens. :p
jerkface: countdown of people in your room ... your down to 10
JAC: and your point is?
jerkface: down to 6
JAC: down to 5
JAC: ;)
*JAC has banned jerkface
JAC: Time is running out boys!

justanothercamgirl
01-25-2014, 09:18 AM
Meanwhile on Cam4

manipulating_jerk: hi there
JAC: hi
manipulating_jerk: oh I see you are new here!
manipulating_jerk: 1000 tokens to get naked is way to much to be asking on Cam4
JAC: Ah, well it is my problem and not yours. Don't stress about it!
manipulating_jerk: Well you understand I will just have to go and look at other models then.
JAC: Have fun!
JAC: Thanks for stopping in.

-----
Tokens on Cam4 cost 2 cents each

Tokens on MFC cost 10 cents each

I have the same 'Naked at 1000 goal' on each site so Cam4 users are ALREADY getting a fucking deal from me so he can fucking bite my shiny metal ass.

36144

redridinghood
01-25-2014, 11:18 AM
I'm really impressed JAC! I tried to start high goals like that when I first got on the site but I couldn't get it to work for me. I didn't even think it was possible to earn that much there as non-porn model but hell yeah go for it girl!


Meanwhile on Cam4

manipulating_jerk: hi there
JAC: hi
manipulating_jerk: oh I see you are new here!
manipulating_jerk: 1000 tokens to get naked is way to much to be asking on Cam4
JAC: Ah, well it is my problem and not yours. Don't stress about it!
manipulating_jerk: Well you understand I will just have to go and look at other models then.
JAC: Have fun!
JAC: Thanks for stopping in.

-----
Tokens on Cam4 cost 2 cents each

Tokens on MFC cost 10 cents each

I have the same 'Naked at 1000 goal' on each site so Cam4 users are ALREADY getting a fucking deal from me so he can fucking bite my shiny metal ass.

36144

Cam_Model_Jess
01-25-2014, 11:20 AM
So you're getting naked for $20 (minus the site's cut) & they think that's too much. Just.Wow.

redridinghood
01-25-2014, 11:30 AM
If you're referring to JAC's comment about Cam4...they pay out .10 for every 1 token to models. So she'd be getting naked for $100.


So you're getting naked for $20 (minus the site's cut) & they think that's too much. Just.Wow.

Procrasturbator
01-25-2014, 11:35 AM
^ Pardon my ignorance, I'm not on Cam4. They pay models 5x what the customer pays per token?? I'm super confused haha.

Cam_Model_Jess
01-25-2014, 11:37 AM
Tokens on Cam4 cost 2 cents each



If you're referring to JAC's comment about Cam4...they pay out .10 for every 1 token to models. So she'd be getting naked for $100.

Tokens cost the customer $0.02 each but are paid out at $0.10 to the model? How does that work? Don't mean to derail the thread, but that's an odd way to run a site.

redridinghood
01-25-2014, 11:39 AM
I honestly have no idea what price the tokens cost...and I've never tried to look...until now...

Ahhh..It's .20 at the max for the customer NOT .02 I think that's where the confusion came from. It's the same payout percentage as MFC basically, just at 10s instead of 5s so it seems easier to calculate for me since you can just drop a zero: 200=$20, 1000=$100, and so on.


^ Pardon my ignorance, I'm not on Cam4. They pay models 5x what the customer pays per token?? I'm super confused haha.

redridinghood
01-25-2014, 11:42 AM
20 cents not 2. Also, the minimum cost package to the customer (that I can see) is 16 cents per.

Procrasturbator
01-25-2014, 11:43 AM
You have so much more patience than I. I would've banned him at "does your cunt..."

Not that patient... unfortunately unregistered guests are hard to get rid of. They usually give up once you kick them once or twice, this one stuck around for hours. The nice part is that they annoy the other guys more than they annoy me so I got a few pvts out of it. ;)

Snowy0Star
01-25-2014, 11:52 AM
it was probably a typo by JAC and she forgot the 0 in the 20 cam 4 tokens cost the custie 20 cents and the model gets 10 cents so like mfc and cb its 50% its just the tokens are worth twice as much as mfc and cb tokens witch are 10 cents for the custie and 5 cents for the model hope that made sense

Cam_Model_Jess
01-25-2014, 12:01 PM
Yeah, I get it...

Sorry everyone for derailing thread over a typo. I was just amazed at the numbers.

justanothercamgirl
01-25-2014, 01:00 PM
I just wanted to formally apologize to everyone for my bad math skills!

36148

Thanks for the correction! I appreciate it.

For what it is worth, I still stand by my statement of him being an manipulating jerk. :D

audritwo
01-25-2014, 03:56 PM
^^ yeah fuck that dude.

AutumnAmbrosia
01-25-2014, 09:29 PM
Meanwhile on Cam4

manipulating_jerk: hi there
JAC: hi
manipulating_jerk: oh I see you are new here!
manipulating_jerk: 1000 tokens to get naked is way to much to be asking on Cam4
JAC: Ah, well it is my problem and not yours. Don't stress about it!
manipulating_jerk: Well you understand I will just have to go and look at other models then.
JAC: Have fun!
JAC: Thanks for stopping in.

-----
Tokens on Cam4 cost 2 cents each

Tokens on MFC cost 10 cents each

I have the same 'Naked at 1000 goal' on each site so Cam4 users are ALREADY getting a fucking deal from me so he can fucking bite my shiny metal ass.

36144

Love the Gaga reference <3 hahaha

Snowy0Star
01-25-2014, 11:15 PM
Would you show your boss for 5 gold?
pls

redridinghood
01-25-2014, 11:28 PM
Would you show your boss for 5 gold?
pls

I'm sorry but this typo/mispelling/idkwtf shit that customers say always makes me crack up so hard on cam. So ridiculous. :P

Snowy0Star
01-25-2014, 11:31 PM
I'm sorry but this typo/mispelling/idkwtf shit that customers say always makes me crack up so hard on cam. So ridiculous. :P

i thuoght boss was the new way for vagina u mean thats an epic misspelling of pussy? i cant see how thats even possible the b and p are nowhere near each other 0.o

redridinghood
01-26-2014, 12:17 AM
Seriously you have me rolling right now. :P In my mind all things customers say that make no sense are just EPIC misspellings! I just picture them typing WITH their hardon lol

i thuoght boss was the new way for vagina u mean thats an epic misspelling of pussy? i cant see how thats even possible the b and p are nowhere near each other 0.o

VictoriaChaos
01-26-2014, 09:50 AM
Creeper: Nothing is more beautiful to me than you wearing only the moonlight and my kisses.

Sunnylexie
01-26-2014, 10:00 PM
Would you show your boss for 5 gold?
pls

Lol had him tonight, when I asked what boss was, he said BOSSUM!
So it was bosom!

Rina
01-26-2014, 10:10 PM
"how big r u bra bb?
i hot italian guy want see me?
my dick so hard wehr u like cum?
bb show me neck
no bb show me
no take hair away
show neck
show
bb
u see me cum?"

ALL from the same fuckin guy who I was ignoring, and who also had about 10 pics of his dick on his profile on cam4...so why in the hell do I need to see it "live"? I asked him at one point - if it's the same dick he has all those pics of, then why would bother looking at his cam.
As soon as I read the first two lines I knew it was Cam4 I had him too. I ended his annoying ways with a mighty swing of my ban hammer.

Rina
01-26-2014, 10:13 PM
OMG I wish I could have seen that it sounds glorious. Also if you're good at that blasphemy fetish on C4S. Get that money honey.

Tonight I had a visit from a holy roller!
*I do not feel like typing out my side of the conversation. But basically it was slow and I decided to feed into it by acting like a heathen slut. I am not a religious person. I respect everyone's beliefs or no beliefs. But this dude was asking for all the blasphemous smut that came out of my mouth. I told him I sold my soul to the devil for my ass, I'm possessed with sexual enlightenment, and a lot more blasphemous sexual innuendos (which I can't remember). Also want to add that I'm sorry if I offend anyone.. I love you all :D
Not editing out his name. because Fakk this dude.

dyyeezy: sad how you expose yourself for money.find God .God is happinesss.God loves you
dyyeezy: whatever you make i can duplicate it and help you.brand yourself.shred yourseld be authentic
dyyeezy: stop being a follower and be a leader
awesome person: If you feel that way dyyeezy then why are you even on this site
dyyeezy: are you possed sweetie
dyyeezy: so let me ask you ?
dyyeezy: do you have a goodnight sleep
or are you tormented as well by those sex demons and devilish ways
dyyeezy: do you ever get tormneted
dyyeezy: im no aa christian
dyyeezy: what im creating is enrollment
im creating Godiment !
nope
dyyeezy: i am the truth
dyyeezy: i speak the ruth

*And while I was in my long private thanks to him!
dyyeezy: cant wait for you to block me
Me: Nope you are enjoyable. You helped me get someone hot and heavy! You are my new money maker spanksssssssssssssss! SATAN RULES!

VictoriaChaos
01-27-2014, 07:44 AM
CleanUpBoy?: would love to serve you and your lover - help get him hard, place him inside of you and clean you both up afterwards

Renton
01-27-2014, 09:32 AM
oh boy oh boy... this was after premium chat, I made about $38 my cut. I would type out what I said, but it wasn't more than "oh really", "sure" and "I'll see you later"

riey2228: im so sorry i reached my limit of money for they day
i have over 6 billion dollars in the microsolft buidness
yes
so i come back tomorrow and give you $175 for they day
ho much do you make a day
bad day
shit
good day
ok
i give you a holiday if you give me a special show tomorrow to a private islansd for 2 weeks
i can
i bill gates 3 cousin
money is nothing to me theses days
idk if you would i could fly you to my private islaand and we can have some sex becuase all the other prostatues are lame
not even if i paid the company
it it hard to contact them
becuase of my buzy timetable
they could make some big money if they did
i have a few strip clubs arund canada and russa would you like to be in one of them and earn $2000 day without even showing youre tits and pussy
i got one model a job there before all airfares id paid hald of youre house and you come to work 7 days a week for night time
i am rushing my my words to because i have to go soon
meeting with the boss
i might be in contact with you tomorrow please in not kidding and thing abought it tonight
think becuase i could have an offer for you tomorrow
you take it or leave it
and the private chat was a intervew to n
8 out of 10
ok i g2g be in contact soon
one more question
how much would you like to earn a day youre dream money
i have other offers to
anything
not it not i make 6 million in 2 weeks so no it not
riey2228: this could be youre life no joke
ok bye

justanothercamgirl
01-27-2014, 10:23 AM
Meanwhile on Cam4....

jerk: lol....500 to get topless. You are stupid!
JAC: Actually it is 500 to get naked. I see reading isn't your strong point. (It said Naked @500 right in my goal box. In fact, it is the only thing it said.)
JAC: ......
JAC: lol

------------------
I realized that the joke I made back was probably way to subtle for cam4 and figured I better add the lol as an afterthough because it was highly likely that he would miss that I was mocking his intelligence. O.O

justanothercamgirl
01-27-2014, 10:34 AM
oh boy oh boy... this was after premium chat, I made about $38 my cut. I would type out what I said, but it wasn't more than "oh really", "sure" and "I'll see you later"

riey2228: im so sorry i reached my limit of money for they day
i have over 6 billion dollars in the microsolft buidness
yes
so i come back tomorrow and give you $175 for they day
ho much do you make a day
bad day
shit
good day
ok
i give you a holiday if you give me a special show tomorrow to a private islansd for 2 weeks
i can
i bill gates 3 cousin
money is nothing to me theses days
idk if you would i could fly you to my private islaand and we can have some sex becuase all the other prostatues are lame
not even if i paid the company
it it hard to contact them
becuase of my buzy timetable
they could make some big money if they did
i have a few strip clubs arund canada and russa would you like to be in one of them and earn $2000 day without even showing youre tits and pussy
i got one model a job there before all airfares id paid hald of youre house and you come to work 7 days a week for night time
i am rushing my my words to because i have to go soon
meeting with the boss
i might be in contact with you tomorrow please in not kidding and thing abought it tonight
think becuase i could have an offer for you tomorrow
you take it or leave it
and the private chat was a intervew to n
8 out of 10
ok i g2g be in contact soon
one more question
how much would you like to earn a day youre dream money
i have other offers to
anything
not it not i make 6 million in 2 weeks so no it not
riey2228: this could be youre life no joke
ok bye

Dear Guy Pretending To Be Bill Gates 3 Cousin,

Quick Pro Hustling Tip: Learn how to spell Microsoft or at least learn how to use a spell-checker. The company name is in most of them if you happen to forget again how to properly spell it.

P.S. I also advise you to stop trying to scam Renton. Not only is she beautiful, her intellect is sharp enough that it could cut you like a shiv.

Regards,
JAC

Erin89
01-27-2014, 10:48 AM
"Am I bothering you? If you dont have time to talk I'll just go.. you seem really busy.. do you not have time to talk to me?"

If I went two minutes without speaking to him it was this over and over again in a private message while I have guys actually tipping me in public chat.

Renton
01-27-2014, 11:06 AM
Dear Guy Pretending To Be Bill Gates 3 Cousin,

Quick Pro Hustling Tip: Learn how to spell Microsoft or at least learn how to use a spell-checker. The company name is in most of them if you happen to forget again how to properly spell it.

P.S. I also advise you to stop trying to scam Renton. Not only is she beautiful, her intellect is sharp enough that it could cut you like a shiv.

Regards,
JAC

oh JAC, how I love you <3_<3

redridinghood
01-27-2014, 11:54 AM
Ughh one of my regulars recently deteriorated to this type of behavior. Stopped tipping now and just comes in the room to tell me how busy I look and how i'm took busy for him. SO ANNOYING. Hopefully you don't have to but next time I see this guy in my chat I am bringing down the ban-hammer HARD!


"Am I bothering you? If you dont have time to talk I'll just go.. you seem really busy.. do you not have time to talk to me?"

If I went two minutes without speaking to him it was this over and over again in a private message while I have guys actually tipping me in public chat.

justanothercamgirl
01-27-2014, 04:38 PM
"Am I bothering you? If you dont have time to talk I'll just go.. you seem really busy.. do you not have time to talk to me?"

If I went two minutes without speaking to him it was this over and over again in a private message while I have guys actually tipping me in public chat.

I hate when jerks like that try to scam you into giving them free attention by trying to make you feel guilty that they are so confused and hurt to why you are 'ignoring' them.

anonymous camgirl
01-27-2014, 05:52 PM
Sounds like the intro to HUMAN TRAFFICKING... sounds like a great offer to me...lol


oh boy oh boy... this was after premium chat, I made about $38 my cut. I would type out what I said, but it wasn't more than "oh really", "sure" and "I'll see you later"

riey2228: im so sorry i reached my limit of money for they day
i have over 6 billion dollars in the microsolft buidness
yes
so i come back tomorrow and give you $175 for they day
ho much do you make a day
bad day
shit
good day
ok
i give you a holiday if you give me a special show tomorrow to a private islansd for 2 weeks
i can
i bill gates 3 cousin
money is nothing to me theses days
idk if you would i could fly you to my private islaand and we can have some sex becuase all the other prostatues are lame
not even if i paid the company
it it hard to contact them
becuase of my buzy timetable
they could make some big money if they did
i have a few strip clubs arund canada and russa would you like to be in one of them and earn $2000 day without even showing youre tits and pussy
i got one model a job there before all airfares id paid hald of youre house and you come to work 7 days a week for night time
i am rushing my my words to because i have to go soon
meeting with the boss
i might be in contact with you tomorrow please in not kidding and thing abought it tonight
think becuase i could have an offer for you tomorrow
you take it or leave it
and the private chat was a intervew to n
8 out of 10
ok i g2g be in contact soon
one more question
how much would you like to earn a day youre dream money
i have other offers to
anything
not it not i make 6 million in 2 weeks so no it not
riey2228: this could be youre life no joke
ok bye

IsobelWren
01-27-2014, 08:06 PM
"you have bitch written all over you gl squeezing money from these losers"

lol I'm tired of ppl telling me I look like a bitch. Just bc I'm pretty, I do the glam look, and I don't smile alot doesn't mean I'm a bitch. I can be crazy mean if someone pisses me off but I'm super nice. He sounds like a loser for judging me. I bet he has rejection issues. I remind him of the girls he always wanted but could never have.

Somebody has probably already said this but I'm too lazy to RTFT. When guys on cam say that you look like a bitch it's them trying to ask without asking* if you'll do domination/brat/princess sessions. LOL, they want you to think that they're losers.

Own your bitchy resting face and make them PAY. Just wrap it around you like a persona. You can even tell them, all sugar and sweet, "Aw! People always say that! I'm really a nice person to everyone..." and the dominatrix bitch comes out, "except for loser assboys who deserve to be drained dry." Giggly nice voice again, "Tee hee! Which one are you?"

Annnnnd then he will drool all over his keyboard and you will refuse to engage more until he takes you excl and pays tha big bucks.

*Because yeah, they do have rejection issues and/or are cowards even when the stakes are 0.

http://FunnyOrDie.com/m/7zgu

IsobelWren
01-27-2014, 08:22 PM
guest5328: does yoour cunt smell like tuna
guest5328: do you have rectum hair
*kick*
guest6628: do you shave your rectum every day
*kick*

(10 minutes later)

guest1747: tuna cunts

*sigh*

A) Rectum?! I nearly shaved 'em!

B) Tuna Cunts is my Pussy Riot cover band.

....no, wait. Tuna Cunts is my weekly Ann Coulter tribute political talk show. "The show where rich white female misogynists yawp about politics and willfully squander all the law school their daddies paid for! They hate their rights and they hate yours too! They'll take the constitution and cram it up your vagina every day of the week! IIIIIIIIIIT's TUNA CUNTS!" *peppy theme song plays*

Rina
01-27-2014, 08:26 PM
You're avatar scares the crap out of me I love you.


A) Rectum?! I nearly shaved 'em!

B) Tuna Cunts is my Pussy Riot cover band.

....no, wait. Tuna Cunts is my weekly Ann Coulter tribute political talk show. "The show where rich white female misogynists yawp about politics and willfully squander all the law school their daddies paid for! They hate their rights and they hate yours too! They'll take the constitution and cram it up your vagina every day of the week! IIIIIIIIIIT's TUNA CUNTS!" *peppy theme song plays*

audritwo
01-27-2014, 11:45 PM
boy
your a boy
your pregnat
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u can hide with gods baby in youre stomach

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CatBBW
01-28-2014, 02:02 PM
blah enters the room
blah: HI
blah: WOW
CatBBW: ty :D
CatBBW: hows you?
blah: those tits are mine
blah: im good
blah: u
CatBBW: very well thanks :)
blah: give me a twirl
blah: show me that ass
CatBBW: show me a couple of credits ;)
blah: assss
CatBBW: creditssss
blah: it might take u a while to turn so i'll get the fork lift
*kicked him out*