View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
audritwo
01-28-2014, 02:34 PM
because insults will get you ass!
logic!
CatBBW
01-28-2014, 03:20 PM
Asshole: Aren't you too old to be doing this?
My 28 yr old SELF: AWW hun...no. Bc if you're banking like me...means you still got it.
The day I no longer Bank...then I might be TOO OLD. hahaha
Then my guys made a few snide remarks to him. And that's that.
I am getting a lil old tho I suppose lol :(
Really?!? I'm 42 and even more raring to go when I was 28...in fact at 28 I wouldn't have considered camming (although I wish I'd had the tech knowledge to consider it at the time!!)... and there's a huge market for "mature" - which is rather older than 28 - so for as long as people want to pay, I'll be happy to accept their coin!
CatBBW
01-28-2014, 03:25 PM
The whole "what are you wearing today, beautiful" line is really grating on my nerves today. It's just a beggars way of trying to get you to stand up and show off.
Unless a guy has a specific thing that he's really attracted to, he doesn't care what you're wearing.
Or maybe I'm just cranky this morning Lol
Absolutely FUCKS ME OFF when a guy asks this....why?? Because he can SEE what I am fucking wearing, FFS!!! Bra, glasses, knickers, lipstick.... shit, if he needs me to spell it out for him, either he needs new glasses or is after free wank fodder.
AND...AND...!!! Worse than that, is the line "what are you wearing for me today" - AARRRRRGH!!!
CatBBW
01-28-2014, 03:39 PM
guest5328: does yoour cunt smell like tuna
guest5328: do you have rectum hair
*kick*
guest6628: do you shave your rectum every day
*kick*
(10 minutes later)
guest1747: tuna cunts
*sigh*
Rectum hair? Another one who needs to retake basic biology...
CatBBW
01-28-2014, 03:52 PM
You're avatar scares the crap out of me I love you.
Don't listen to her! I loves your avvie, and I love Tuna Cunts - the Pussy Riot cover band :D
Renton
01-28-2014, 03:58 PM
this just happened in guest chat:
abusiveidiot has successfully sent you $5.00 of GOLD.
abusiveidiot: tits))
me: thank you! *flashes*
abusiveidiot has successfully sent you $5.00 of GOLD.
abusiveidiot: asshole
me: I can flash you my ass, but not the asshole. *flashes*
abusiveidiot: ASSHOLE
me: I can read, idiot.
At this point I was about to block him, but he went out of the room and all of a sudden he takes me exclusive. I've already decided I'm gonna block him after 31 seconds:
me: oh hi there, that was unexpected. what did you have in mind for me sweetie?
abusiveidiot: show me your longest dildo
fucking slut
me: oh, ok! let me get the longest dildo out of the box (there is no box and I only have 2 normal sized dildos)! hold on! oh, here it is, haha! I'm sure you're gonna be really impressed! here we go! *BLOCKS*
abusiveidiot has been blocked.
::) no amount of money is gonna allow you to treat me like this. If he had respectfully asked for a show in which I'm the sub, sure, no problem. But not this shit, oh hell no. I'm not that desperate for money, SM might be slow as fuck right now but you're still gonna treat me like the queen that I am.
justanothercamgirl
01-28-2014, 04:28 PM
::) no amount of money is gonna allow you to treat me like this. If he had respectfully asked for a show in which I'm the sub, sure, no problem. But not this shit, oh hell no. I'm not that desperate for money, SM might be slow as fuck right now but you're still gonna treat me like the queen that I am.
36165
AutumnAmbrosia
01-28-2014, 07:58 PM
36167
Didn't happen on cam, but on ELM.
Positive review...neg rating. And it's from another model. -_-
Is there any way to get this taken off?
sheshe
01-29-2014, 06:01 AM
Those customers that when asked for prvt they will be like
"Depends"
Me: On?
BS: Depends on what you do in prvt
VictoriaChaos
01-29-2014, 06:13 AM
He'sWaiting Logs On
He'sWaiting: Show Ass bb
He'sWaiting: I'm waiting
*Silently ban*
And here I am, waiting for the last of my sanity to dwindle away.
Those customers that when asked for prvt they will be like
"Depends"
Me: On?
BS: Depends on what you do in prvt
Ugh when i get this sort of question/response. what do you do in private bb? i just tell them i do myself ;p
Freeloader: Please show a nipple
Me: I would love to if you tip me 5 gold and then i will show you 2 nipples. Imagine the savings! 2 Nipples for the price of 1! Hurry now and tip because this deal will not last long. if you tip now i will even throw in a FREE kiss my ass. you heard that right a FREE Kiss on my ass. Hurry now operators are standing by.
Freeloader: your just here to take money and show nothing
Blocked
sure i probably came off as some late night infomercial but it just pisses me off when they come in demanding i just yank out 1 tit and show them a nipple
caramelDip
01-29-2014, 12:05 PM
FakeTongueFetishGuy: you got a long tongue?
Me: hmm :) idk ;)
.
FakeTongueFetishGuy: :) Let me see
Me: ohh you wanna see? :)
FakeTongueFetishGuy: yeahhh :) I have a tongue fetish
Me: (now he really has to pay) great! Tip me and I'll show you. It reaches the bottom of my chin :)
FakeTongueFetishGuy: Just let me see and Then I'll buy a show from you
Me: *blank stare* *doesnt say anything*
5 min later....
FakeTongueFetishGuy: *leaves*
PhatGirlDynomite!!!
01-29-2014, 12:10 PM
"Damn girl I been in your room 30 minutes and you ain't got a show yet!"
Me: Click the button baby
Loser: I will when you get a show. Im just tryin to get a peek of something
Me: Oh baby thats all you wanted was a little peek? Hold on Im gonna hook you up.
*Finds gay porn. Points Webcam towards the screen*
Me: There you go baby. You know I got you.
CurvyWinona
01-29-2014, 12:14 PM
^ LOL I love you
~Carmen~
01-29-2014, 12:14 PM
^ LOL I love you
Ditto :)
PhatGirlDynomite!!!
01-29-2014, 12:16 PM
I love trolling these guys. Its the only thing that keeps me logged in. Making fun of them. And making money of course!
Renton
01-29-2014, 03:23 PM
brokeloser: Let me see ur ass n ur tattoos lol
me: take me pvt or tip me lol
brokeloser: At least let me see ur ink
me: you wanna see something sweetie? ;-)
brokeloser: Yea sure
me: *gives him the finger before blocking*
http://i.imgur.com/wbrYeRG.gif
caramelDip
01-29-2014, 03:38 PM
that sloth, omg X___X
Renton
01-29-2014, 03:42 PM
that sloth, omg X___X
I love it so much <3
http://i.imgur.com/SHu3ZPS.gif
SexiCal
01-29-2014, 04:40 PM
Him: Make that pussy bounce like a robot!!!
Me: What?
Him: I want it to make all of the sounds and clanks of robot
Him: My dick is robo
Him: I need a good mechanical pussy that can ride it like a robot but I can't go prvt now
I tell you...Wednesdays...SMH.
Sunnylexie
01-29-2014, 05:11 PM
Freeloader: Please show a nipple
Me: I would love to if you tip me 5 gold and then i will show you 2 nipples. Imagine the savings! 2 Nipples for the price of 1! Hurry now and tip because this deal will not last long. if you tip now i will even throw in a FREE kiss my ass. you heard that right a FREE Kiss on my ass. Hurry now operators are standing by.
Freeloader: your just here to take money and show nothing
Blocked
sure i probably came off as some late night infomercial but it just pisses me off when they come in demanding i just yank out 1 tit and show them a nipple
Lol I love the infommercial!
Yes, you should like pull one tit out of your bra and wave it coquettishly*wink wink*.
As for the "You are just here to take money and show nothing" part - yesterday, I had the following dialogue:
Negging Idiot: Hi, is your pussy hairy?
Me: Yes, I'm hairy *actually, I have it mentioned twice on my profile and once on a writing board in my corner, but whatever*.
Negging Idiot: No, you are not *obviously sits back and waits for me to prove him the opposite*
Me: Pardon, I'm not quite getting what response you're expecting from me.
Negging Idiot: For you to show me. Reverse psychology. I call you out so you have to prove me wrong.
Do they really think calling someone a liar for nothing is gonna make the person do things for their pleasure (unless they enjoy getting banned or punched in the face)? Poor delusional kids.
Maybe we just need to start offering these guys a SlapChop and watch the tips come rolling in
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWRyj5cHIQA
You're gunna love my nuts
Girls we're gunna make them start tipping again one slap at a time
redridinghood
01-29-2014, 06:05 PM
36165
Just wanted to say thanks on top of thanks. I love you even more. The IT Crowd is awesome!
Sunnylexie
01-29-2014, 06:28 PM
A fresh one:
Surprisemebb: hi
Me: hello
how are you tonight?
Surprisemebb: horny
Me: mmm
can I help?;-)
Surprisemebb: hope so
Me: what are you into?
Surprisemebb: your choice
i want something
intense
and crazy
Me: like what?
You know, I can be crazy in many ways and some of them may not be good for you.
please SPECIFY what kind of show you are looking for.
if you just want people surprise you, you can get surprised in a wrong way
Surprisemebb: i reckon all of them are good for me
what u offering?
Me: have you read my profile?
Surprisemebb: yes
Me: I have ropes, bondage gear like gags and clamps, candles for waxplay, lingerie, heels, boots, a ton of toys and a fuckmachine. I also do fetishes like tongue or feet or messy food.
Surprisemebb: if your not willing to choose ill go elsewhere
Me: sorry, but it's not how it works. and I really prefer clients who know what they want. I don't want to be held responsible if the choice YOU are supposed to make proves to be wrong.
Surprisemebb: oh ok *leaves*
sheshe
01-29-2014, 07:53 PM
Lol I love the infommercial!
Yes, you should like pull one tit out of your bra and wave it coquettishly*wink wink*.
As for the "You are just here to take money and show nothing" part - yesterday, I had the following dialogue:
Negging Idiot: Hi, is your pussy hairy?
Me: Yes, I'm hairy *actually, I have it mentioned twice on my profile and once on a writing board in my corner, but whatever*.
Negging Idiot: No, you are not *obviously sits back and waits for me to prove him the opposite*
Me: Pardon, I'm not quite getting what response you're expecting from me.
Negging Idiot: For you to show me. Reverse psychology. I call you out so you have to prove me wrong.
Do they really think calling someone a liar for nothing is gonna make the person do things for their pleasure (unless they enjoy getting banned or punched in the face)? Poor delusional kids.
Hahaha those guys are really annoying.
Whenever they do that i always tell them "I don't care whatever you think of me since you can't pay."
justanothercamgirl
01-29-2014, 08:43 PM
Lol I love the infommercial!
Yes, you should like pull one tit out of your bra and wave it coquettishly*wink wink*.
As for the "You are just here to take money and show nothing" part - yesterday, I had the following dialogue:
Negging Idiot: Hi, is your pussy hairy?
Me: Yes, I'm hairy *actually, I have it mentioned twice on my profile and once on a writing board in my corner, but whatever*.
Negging Idiot: No, you are not *obviously sits back and waits for me to prove him the opposite*
Me: Pardon, I'm not quite getting what response you're expecting from me.
Negging Idiot: For you to show me. Reverse psychology. I call you out so you have to prove me wrong.
Do they really think calling someone a liar for nothing is gonna make the person do things for their pleasure (unless they enjoy getting banned or punched in the face)? Poor delusional kids.
Ha ha! Obviously the poor kid doesn't understand that reverse psychology would only have a chance at working if our day-to-day lives weren't filled to the brim with manipulating scammers and freeloaders. Thus the REVERSE part of the phrase.
Hell, the only way I guess you could really try reverse psychology on a camgirl would be to say, "No, really. It is okay. I don't want to see you take your clothes off. You look way better with them on." LOL!
I must admit I really can't think of a single situation where that shit would work either. Trying to scam a camgirl is like trying to scam a cop. Good luck coming up with something she hasn't seen a million times before.
Sunnylexie
01-29-2014, 09:46 PM
^^^ The huge mistake they all make: BELIEVING THEY ARE UNIQUE.
Another stupid annoying piece:
Idiot: hey baby whats up? nevermind just my cock
Lol didn't even take trouble to hold the punchline. Really, why bother if the joke is so stale noone's gonna play along anyway.
Thymian
01-29-2014, 10:19 PM
"OPEN GOLD SHOW BB"
I feel like there's a missing sesame in there.
I hate those mother fuckers that think complimenting you will get you to give them something for free. Some guy was asking for a free pic and I said no. He said I was gorgeous.. then asked again. I have a client who compliments me profusely, AND gives me $300 a week for simple custom videos. Your compliments ain't worth shit, freeloaders.
Sunnylexie
01-29-2014, 11:12 PM
The background: this sad loser has been haunting my room for around a year. In the very beginning, he bought in a gold show or two; but since then he's been doing nothing but hanging out in freechat calling me his goddess, queen and whatever and telling how much he loves me. At first, I tried sending him to pvt, but he told he didn't need to see me naked, so I started ignoring him, like only greeting (cause I greet everyone who greets me) and sometimes saying thank you for a compliment. Sometimes, it'd get him sorta pissy, but he wasn't causing any trouble, so I just let him be. Tonight, he came back with the following:
needythirstyguy: Hey guess what tonight is the night I end everything
needythirstyguy: My life has come to the end
Me: ?
needythirstyguy: You are the last contact I will make
Me: Sorry to hear you're feeling bad. Have you contacted the emergency line?
needythirstyguy: Good night *leaves*
Good to hear you decided to end it yourself before I had to ban you.
Number 2:
Dude: how hairy are your armpits?
Me: just like on my profile picture.
Dude: Is that all?
Me: 0_o what else is supposed to be there?
Dude: *sits there for a while without saying a word, then leaves*
Oh sorry forgot something *turns her secret underarm skin pockets inside out revealing bushes the size of a broom* See, that isn't all!
UPD not to multipost *yes, SM is idiots galore tonight*:
Guy1: Smile bb!
Me: Newsflash: telling people to smile doesn't actually make them want to smile!
Reg: *tells me something funny and brings a really big smile on my face*
Guy2: *enters the chat* are you high?
The morale of the story: trying to please everyone is a thankless job. Try pissing everyone off instead: you'll have more fun that way.
UPD2:
A guy asked me to squirt but when I started masturbating the way that makes me squirt he got pissy and demanded that I "squirt now". I told him I had to orgasm to squirt, and he left. Guess he knows someone who squirts at the snap of fingers.
AutumnAmbrosia
01-30-2014, 12:17 AM
The morale of the story: trying to please everyone is a thankless job. Try pissing everyone off instead: you'll have more fun that way.
Did someone say "thankless job"?
36187
Points to anyone who gets my stupid reference...
RaeRae
01-30-2014, 12:53 AM
You have made my horrific night filled with morons so much better with just one pic, Autumn. Now I gotta go find my Repo dvd.
Edit:
Nitwit: Stand up!
Me: 1 gold.
Nitwit: Oh cmon bb, do it for me!
Me: I'm sorry, but I can't!
Nitwit: Yes you can you fat bitch.
Me: *Deadpan* They were cut off in an automobile accident you idiotic fuck. The gold is to help pay for my prosthetic limbs. If you want to see the stumps, take me pvt.
*nitwit leaves*
Sunnylexie
01-30-2014, 08:48 AM
Did someone say "thankless job"?
36187
Points to anyone who gets my stupid reference...
Exactly what I feel when stripping another sexual ignoramus of his sweet delusions.
TattooedBBW
01-30-2014, 08:56 AM
Golden_Shower has just entered the room
Golden_Shower: will u pee 4 me 4 5golds bb?
Golden_Shower has been blocked.
Snowy0Star
01-30-2014, 09:23 AM
ur stomach is bigger than boobs
these guys on im live have no hand brain filter at all it humorous more then annoying to me . its like really?! u just typed that ??? XD
Rhiiannon
01-30-2014, 12:22 PM
I hate the ones who ask all these questions about pvts and what you do or Skype and how much it costs. Then you explain it all to them, they seem interested, and they're like "Okay, I'll pay you X tokens for the Skype." or "Okay, I'll take you pvt!" then bam, they disappear. Like why did you even waste my time? Why not just say... not today?
Rhiiannon
01-30-2014, 02:28 PM
Sorry for the double post, but this just occurred, and me and other premiums could not stop laughing. This is from a basic, btw.
exbf69: please Stand up sweety & show it
exbf69: then we go for pvt
Rhiannonxxxxx: ok
Rhiannonxxxxx: I haven't heard this one before!
exbf69: m unique so my demand is diff
Rhiannonxxxxx: How are you unique, dear?
exbf69: For know that you must meet me on cam & for that you should do what i say
exbf69: time is money & money is everything
exbf69: m ready for see
I should do what he says! Hahahaha oh lord.
audritwo
01-30-2014, 03:16 PM
someone called me a fat ass...
I'm fucking 100 lbs.
WEIGHT WATCHERS HERE I COME!
justanothercamgirl
01-30-2014, 03:18 PM
Did someone say "thankless job"?
36187
Points to anyone who gets my stupid reference...
36217
I get it, bb! ;D
Jade62013
01-30-2014, 04:04 PM
asshole: my head is throbbing. guess which one
me: the head of the cock that's up your ass?
asshole: both of them!
me: shit, u got TWO cocks in your ass right now? *CLAPS LOUDLY* EVERYONE, [username] can fit TWO dicks up his ass! thats impressive baby! good work! not even I can do that!
*asshole leaves*
I just have no fucking patience for lame dick jokes today....esp since the guys making dick jokes never spend any friggin money. dick jokes dont pay my bills bitch
Snowy0Star
01-30-2014, 04:19 PM
asshole: my head is throbbing. guess which one
me: the head of the cock that's up your ass?
asshole: both of them!
me: shit, u got TWO cocks in your ass right now? *CLAPS LOUDLY* EVERYONE, [username] can fit TWO dicks up his ass! thats impressive baby! good work! not even I can do that!
*asshole leaves*
I just have no fucking patience for lame dick jokes today....esp since the guys making dick jokes never spend any friggin money. dick jokes dont pay my bills bitch
36220
MissQuirk
01-30-2014, 04:21 PM
"im gonna report u to the better busness buro
then wat r u gonna do"
audritwo
01-30-2014, 04:49 PM
36221
Call in the Better Business Burro!
Sabihah
01-30-2014, 04:59 PM
I just have no fucking patience for lame dick jokes today....esp since the guys making dick jokes never spend any friggin money. dick jokes dont pay my bills bitch
*fantasizes about alternate reality where dick jokes have cash value*
Sunnylexie
01-30-2014, 08:23 PM
Dude: feel naughty
Me: always;-)
Dude: ur not shy r u
i like getting messy baby
Me: like how messy?
Dude: can u gag baby??
Me: I can, but I will not puke.
Dude: oho onooooo
Me: ??
Dude: why u shy?
Me: 1) I don't like vomitting. It doesn't feel good or arousing to me.
Dude: puke a little? its hot
Me: 2) it's against the site rules and I can get banned for it.
Dude: Ok *leaves*.
So, of all the reasons for me not to want to puke (the sickness, the mess I'll have to clean up, the damage to my already not-so-perfect teeth, the obscenity laws et c.) the one you thought of is shyness? Cute, congrats on knowing your fetish well. And FFS, I'm 30 and have puked enough times to be absolutely sure I don't find it "hot". Another time will not make me get the taste of it.
justanothercamgirl
01-30-2014, 08:43 PM
36221
Call in the Better Business Burro!
OMG! If I didn't want to marry you before for your great sense of humour.....that image just sealed the deal!
Renton
01-31-2014, 08:11 AM
meanwhile in free chat
TheMan: Hi
is my birthday but I do not have a premium account = /
is my birthday but I do not have a premium = / account you could memostrar her breasts and her vagina to be my birthday present?
me: I hope you die a slow death
and then in guest chat
StarkHazard: im going to cum ok
me: *blocks*
my patience is wearing thin -_- this day needs to be over soon so I can relax
CatBBW
01-31-2014, 09:19 AM
ur stomach is bigger than boobs
these guys on im live have no hand brain filter at all it humorous more then annoying to me . its like really?! u just typed that ??? XD
I get this often, and I just reply "yes it is, thank you for noticing" - which usually confuses them enough to leave.
Fitandpretty
01-31-2014, 10:26 AM
In free chat:
Cheapass: hey gorgeous
Me: hi hun
Cheapass: can you put on those hot leather pants from the other day
Me: sure in group or private :)
Cheapass: I dont have any money bb... I know you like leather because you wear it all the time
me: i do like leather and latex, but i wont leave my cam and change just because you want me to wear them. I will need monetary exchange
cheapass: Please...
me: please dont pay my power bill or my morgage sorry...
cheapass: not even for me
me: NO!!!!
cheapass: Please bb :(
me: BLOCK
these cheap fucks are testing me today. I did however have a few good ones today tho.