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Luna66
01-31-2014, 10:35 AM
I love you. Please stay!

Thank you! I'm loving SW so far and hope to stay and get verified soon :D

Anyway, in keeping with the thread, this wasn't on cam, it was knickers (panties) selling on Adultwork, but it's stupid and really annoying so:

First of all, to clarify. I always masturbate in the knickers I sell (I masturbate in them on cam - forever a multitasker!) and make sure they are really wet before I send them; I like making customers happy! I am NOT one of the 'spray them with a bit of perfume and send them out' group! And I charge £6 plus the £2 p+p costs - about $10 plus $3.30, which is pretty damn reasonable!

So this guy buys some knickers a few weeks ago and says "wear them all night and all day, at least 48 hours if not more and make them really really smelly of your pussy please". Ok, so that's fucking ridiculous, you really think i'm going to wear the same knickers for 2 days and nights?! But I wore them for a day, masturbated in them twice and stuffed them inside me for 30 minutes, which is already more than i'd normally do for the money. They were soaked when I sent them out. He says they were fine and leaves decent feedback.

Yesterday I get this from him: "Evening, i've just bought another pair of your dirty knickers :) Please could you wear them for a longer duration this time, so it smells really sweaty and dirty, I want them to smell of you as much as possible, more than before, is that ok?"

Erm, no, that's not OK! So I send back: "Hi. Thanks for your purchase :) Last time I masturbated in them twice and stuffed them in my pussy for 30 minutes. When I sent them they were absolutely soaking with juice. I don't really know how I could make them smell more?"

This is what he sends back: "Ok. This time wear them for 24hours, then take them off and rub them all over your sweaty pussy please, without masturbating in them,because the cum dilutes your other sexy scents. Thanks for your understanding."

Really? REALLY?! "The cum dilutes your other sexy scents"?! This guy's grasp on anatomy and biology is even worse than your standard customer's. And does he really think i'm going to make my pussy smell "sweaty" and "dirty" just for him (disregarding that that would disgust me and my partner), wear the same knickers all day and night, and not shower that whole time for £6/$10?! Even now, 24 hours later, i'm still shocked at this guys level of entitlement. At this point I didn't even care or want the money anymore. So I refund him and send this:

Hi,

My pussy doesn't get sweaty and smelly like that, I clean it twice a day. The smell comes from the cum from masturbation, not from sweat. I'm not going to not shower for 24 hours and make my pussy stink for £6 i'm afraid. Anyway, as I am not going to be able to make them smell as much as you would like because I have a clean pussy, I have refunded you, the credits should be with you now. I hope you can find a girl with a smellier pussy and get what you want :)

Thanks,
*my cam name* xx

He hasn't replied yet. I can't fucking wait to hear what he's got to say! And i'm pretty sure he'll leave me my 1st negative feedback after 130 positives, but we'll see. I'll let you guys know his undoubtedly hilarious response when I get it!

Procrasturbator
01-31-2014, 10:57 AM
guest4487: hiii pretty girl
guest4487: u are so beatiful
Me: Aw, thanks.
guest4487: and u look so hot
(oh god, he's one of those)
guest4487: u are perfect
guest4487: u are the most beatiful woman here
Me: Thanks, you're sweet.
guest4487: really
guest4487: perfect
guest4487: u are perfect
(when is he going to get to the point and ask me for free shit?)
guest4487: i guess i'm love
guest4487: haha
guest4487: do something hot honey
Me: If I'm so beautiful then me just existing is hot.
guest4487: send me a kiss please ;)
Me: If you'd like me to do anything you know what you gotta do.
guest4487: *leaves*

Yeah, that's what I thought.

TheBrownFox
01-31-2014, 11:05 AM
Something I saw in a SM room:

"How about just a little teasing to get these guys going?"

Dude, it's a Gold show priced at less than $1/minute, and your fellow members are being cheap-asses. Maybe when the model changes her room topic to 'Doing privates and exclusives only' you'll be kicking yourselves for not joining the Gold show when you had the chance.....

SweetJulia
01-31-2014, 02:49 PM
Lol had him tonight, when I asked what boss was, he said BOSSUM!
So it was bosom!

I love reading this thread when I haven't slept in two days, I thought he said possum lmao.

CurvyWinona
01-31-2014, 05:11 PM
me: yes i do hun

cocksucker : how big of a toy and how deep do you getm
?

me: very sloppy too :-)

diggem: let me see you take it to the balls once and we'll go private

me: wanna make me gag on this one? :-)
no i do not do freebies hun
so go gag on this block for free :-)

cocksucker has been blocked.

tinybug
01-31-2014, 05:29 PM
customer: do you do anal?
me: yes
customer: so you shit for me?
me: not that kind of anal
customer: but that is anal
me: no it is not, you might wanna do some research
customer: you don't no anything about anal i bet you have never done it you lying bitch
me: BLOCKED

lemonberry
01-31-2014, 05:39 PM
customer: do you do anal?
me: yes
customer: so you shit for me?
me: not that kind of anal
customer: but that is anal
me: no it is not, you might wanna do some research
customer: you don't no anything about anal i bet you have never done it you lying bitch
me: BLOCKED

Oh wow, I've been doing anal daily and wasn't even aware.

SophieL
01-31-2014, 08:45 PM
So I was given a phone number last night by a local jerk. He wants to meet.. He did by a pvt show and went thru the cam models link. I blocked him after he kept lurking in my room following the show. lol who wants to call the number?

So… I figured out who owns this phone number..lol dumbazz put it on his fb acct. So all I had to do was type it in on fb… registered under his mother's name. Hmmm… wonder if she knows what her dear sweet son is doing at night? Good news is that I do not know him… he apparently just lurks the gossip pages. So… maybe I should unblock him and let him pay me more money...

IsobelWren
01-31-2014, 10:17 PM
In free
Him: Do you dom?
Me: Yep! In exclusive

Insta-excl

The first thing he's responding to is, "So you're looking for a domina?"

After that, all you really need to know is that the second reply was to, "And in your perfect little subby world, what would Mistress do to you?" ...and the rest of my conversation becomes irrelevant because you know exactly how it's going to go.

http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff115/IsobelWren/idiottopfrombottom_zpsf81e17e1.jpg

Did you foresee that too?!

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/gimme-five.gif

IsobelWren
01-31-2014, 10:35 PM
Him: Make that pussy bounce like a robot!!!
Me: What?
Him: I want it to make all of the sounds and clanks of robot
Him: My dick is robo
Him: I need a good mechanical pussy that can ride it like a robot but I can't go prvt now

I tell you...Wednesdays...SMH.

In my day job I just had a client who was sent to me for delusions that he was a mad scientist who was going to make a robot army "out of machines and icky, squicky human body parts*." He also had a big thing about robot sounds. When I came into the intake room he was moving parts of his body and making robot sounds. I guess we know where he went right after we released him.

*When I asked him where he was planning on getting said body parts he looked at me like I was the stupidest person ever and replied, "Corpses, of course. I work in the morgue." (He didn't) Then he thought for a second and added, staring deep into my eyes, "Or ladies. Live ones. If there aren't enough corpses." I told him that was a bad idea.

IsobelWren
01-31-2014, 10:46 PM
You're avatar scares the crap out of me I love you.

TY BB!

:D That photo is actually one of my sister's chickens! My sister has a farm, and she's a metal worker who does oxyacetylene welding. The chickens are forever finding ways to nibble the rubber hoses off the tanks. She's gotten into the habit of checking the hoses before sparking the torch, but there have been close calls in the past! Once they somehow managed to switch the emergency brake on the truck off. Truck rolled down a hill she was working at the bottom of and nearly hit her. Another time, a rotten egg hit her on the head when the nest a chicken had somehow built in the rafters of the barn fell apart.

We've decided that the chickens have it in for her. We've taken a bunch of pictures of them and send our own memes back and forth. Any time anything goes wrong on the farm we blame it on the chickens (evil master minds who are trying to Animal Farm the farm). We have a whole bunch of pictures of innocent looking chickens captioned "The humans are looking, Cluckina! Pretend to peck for grain!" and "Tonight. When they sleep. We kill the collie." This picture is the first one where we've caught the chickens actually looking evil.

Rina
02-01-2014, 01:30 AM
All birds are evil. Do NOT trust those chickens, especially the one in the photo. I am biased because a group (I will not call them an ostentation) of rogue peacocks chased me from the zoo, I was 16 and yes they were after me. I also had an incident with an exotic bird at a dinner party, I fainted the bird won. Don't even start me on the swans. Birds have always had it in for me since I was child. No love lost there. Beware the chickens.

PS My father has actually suggested more than once I see professional help in dealing with my bird issue. I refuse the birds are evil. /threadjack

MissWebCamGirl
02-01-2014, 01:36 AM
OMFG KILL ME!!! lolol. I have like super blue eyes and ppl are always alwayslike are they real? So I say no... lemme just pop out my glass eye balls hahah. I know they mean contacts but fuck lol. I hate that too when people try to give me advice on how to make more money it annoys the SHIT OUT OF ME. Cause I play it like oooh no one ever takes me private or is nice to me will you :(? So then they feel bad and take me and just chat so I don't have to get nude or anything... so then they go into a tangent on how I can make more cash... I just wanna be like I MAKE PLENTY OF FUCKING MONEY IM PLAYING YOU!!!! but... I obviously cant do that... HAHA. Well I could... but it wouldn't be too smart!!! The thing that annoys me THHEEE MOOSSTTTTT is when a guy says some creepy ass weird shit. For example if I will do daddy daughter or like poop/pee for them or just anything creepy. I usually always ignore them because it's just a waist of my time and then they just start TRIPPIN ON ME. Calling me a bitch, asking if im there, just being a complete DICK. It just really annoys me it's like I was trying to ignore you to STOP myself from cussing you the fuck out but HERE WE GO lol. I always do it outloud cause of course its fun but then nice guys are like YOU GET EM GIRL lol. N then they usually take me private cause im "real" and what not. Also they don't wanna ask me to do anything cause there scared to get cussed out LOL!

Ashley_3
02-01-2014, 04:33 AM
I got this on ELM:
"Hi there :)

I have a question for you, firstly do you offer custom videos? Secondly, for 5 credits would you consider A short video of you masturbating to lesbian porn fully naked with the camera facing the screen so I can see you watching lesbian porn and you masturbating to it until you orgasm.
could you position the camera at the side of you and away from you so I can see you on the bed masturbating and the lesbian porn on the screen playing? Also, could you my chosen lesbian porn video on the link http: I send to you? I am a girl by the way, i am logged in on my boyfriends account. Secretly I love lesbian porn, but what turns me on the most is watching another girl get off to lesbian porn! soo hot! I can send you pictures of me if you can offer? I am very serious about raisng an Escrow if you let me know you can do this?

Hope to hear from you soon babe xxx"

I read that in the morning and I just burst out laughing. 5 credits is $3.25 my cut

CurvyWinona
02-01-2014, 04:39 AM
^ one of reasons why I closed my ELM accounts. I can't stand the cheap motherfuckers. They are so gross. Lol

lemonberry
02-01-2014, 05:33 AM
OMFG KILL ME!!! lolol. I have like super blue eyes and ppl are always alwayslike are they real? So I say no... lemme just pop out my glass eye balls hahah. I know they mean contacts but fuck lol. I hate that too when people try to give me advice on how to make more money it annoys the SHIT OUT OF ME. Cause I play it like oooh no one ever takes me private or is nice to me will you :(? So then they feel bad and take me and just chat so I don't have to get nude or anything... so then they go into a tangent on how I can make more cash... I just wanna be like I MAKE PLENTY OF FUCKING MONEY IM PLAYING YOU!!!! but... I obviously cant do that... HAHA. Well I could... but it wouldn't be too smart!!! The thing that annoys me THHEEE MOOSSTTTTT is when a guy says some creepy ass weird shit. For example if I will do daddy daughter or like poop/pee for them or just anything creepy. I usually always ignore them because it's just a waist of my time and then they just start TRIPPIN ON ME. Calling me a bitch, asking if im there, just being a complete DICK. It just really annoys me it's like I was trying to ignore you to STOP myself from cussing you the fuck out but HERE WE GO lol. I always do it outloud cause of course its fun but then nice guys are like YOU GET EM GIRL lol. N then they usually take me private cause im "real" and what not. Also they don't wanna ask me to do anything cause there scared to get cussed out LOL!

I have really blue eyes and have given them the glass eye remark too

CurvyWinona
02-01-2014, 05:53 AM
^ same here. I get that all the damn time. My eyes are very ice blue and they just dont think my eyes were real. Oh well.

VictoriaChaos
02-01-2014, 06:28 AM
TY BB!

:D That photo is actually one of my sister's chickens! My sister has a farm, and she's a metal worker who does oxyacetylene welding. The chickens are forever finding ways to nibble the rubber hoses off the tanks. She's gotten into the habit of checking the hoses before sparking the torch, but there have been close calls in the past! Once they somehow managed to switch the emergency brake on the truck off. Truck rolled down a hill she was working at the bottom of and nearly hit her. Another time, a rotten egg hit her on the head when the nest a chicken had somehow built in the rafters of the barn fell apart.

We've decided that the chickens have it in for her. We've taken a bunch of pictures of them and send our own memes back and forth. Any time anything goes wrong on the farm we blame it on the chickens (evil master minds who are trying to Animal Farm the farm). We have a whole bunch of pictures of innocent looking chickens captioned "The humans are looking, Cluckina! Pretend to peck for grain!" and "Tonight. When they sleep. We kill the collie." This picture is the first one where we've caught the chickens actually looking evil.

I thought it was a joke on chicks complaining about dick avatars.
Cock avatar, I thought it was fucking hilarious but your version is much better.

whiteheat
02-01-2014, 09:05 AM
someone in freechat: "why the nipple piercings?"

Sunnylexie
02-01-2014, 10:05 AM
I had a guy ask "Why you don't shave?" and leave right off without waiting for the answer. Guess he was trying to shame me or something - didn't work.

Vlodina
02-01-2014, 01:23 PM
Not cam, but ELM. I wonder how much he intends to pay for this...

be topless, wearing low rise jeans and the sexiest thong you own. Your man would be holding the camera Point Of View
style, and you would be on your knees in front of him. When you are on your knees, your thong will be exposed out of the
back of your jeans. Not too far out like it is obvious that you are doing it on purpose, just a little bit like it would
happen naturally. Here is an example: http://bios.weddingbee.com/pics/203714/thong-out.jpg

You will then proceed to give your man a blowjob until he is ready to cum. When the man is ready to cum, you have him
shoot his entire load into a glass. Make sure u squeeze every single drop of cum out of his dick and into that glass.
When you think you’ve got it all out. Suck his cock for 5-10 seconds to make sure it is completely drained. The entire
time, her thong will be sticking out of her jeans and be visible to the camera.

Then put the camera down but make sure to keep it on. And make sure to keep the glass of cum in front of the camera the
entire time. During this time you two are free to do whatever for the next 10-20 minutes, as long as the camera is on
and the glass of cum is in front of the camera and completely visible.

Then when you two are ready, you will go back in front of the camera. He will pick the camera up and start filming you,
and the glass of cum will still be visible. You will then get completely undressed. Jeans first so I can see your ass in
your sexy thong, then get completely naked. Then you drop to your knees and begin sucking him off again.

Keep sucking him off as best as you can until he is ready to cum for the second time. This time, when he is ready to
cum, you will tilt your head back, open your mouth wide, stick out your tongue, and the man will shot his entire cumshot
on your tongue. The man must get every single drop of his cum in your mouth. You will then show the cum load to the
camera and sallow every single drop of it.

Then you will take the glass of his first cumshot, show it to the camera, and pour it in your mouth and swallow it.
Make sure to use your tongue to get out every drop of that first cumshot into your mouth and down your throat. Then you
will suck his dick for 5-10 more seconds so there is nothing left. Then you will look at your man, smile, and say “I
fucking love your cum baby”

Alainy
02-01-2014, 04:56 PM
I will now religiously live by this statement for the rest of my career as webcam model! Very many applause!


I just think, men will treat you the way you let them treat you, if you play them at their own game, they soon learn where they are going wrong, so sarcasm and throwing the comment back at them usually puts them back in their place.

I had a guy tell me he bet I could suck a cock real good, I replied "Im sure you could do far better".

Guys are either stupid or they will say stupid shit to see who they are dealing with. If you dont put your foot down, they will walk all over you. Dont worry about losing money by being a bitch or sarcastic, those guys either werent going to pay anyway or they will respect you for not taking their shit and spend money on you.

Stand up for yourself. You DONT have to be sweet and nice, you DONT have to take their shit. You DO have to stay sane and only accept the best guys in your space.

You are there because MEN WANT TO SEE YOU, so they must play by the rules. They created this business, youre not whoring or being degraded, you are exploiting THEM and they are only trying to bring you down about it because they HATE the fact they are so easily controlled and exploited, so they try and turn the tables.

Once you realise this shit about guys, getting stressed about them simply doesnt happen. I learned this in the strip club where you have to look into the faces of the ignorant, arrogant twats. THEY paid to be there, THEY came on the site because they want something. If they want it, they have to pay for it and the less you give, the more they want it but the more theyll talk shit to get it for free.

Men are USED to be catered to, the whole world is designed to cater to what men want. But the tables are turning, more and more women are realising that WE hold the ultimate power and that it comes at a fucking price.

I just wish all women would raise their prices and value themselves more. Men have to pay, no matter what because we have what they want. End of story.

Snowy0Star
02-01-2014, 05:00 PM
Annoying how u made the font so fucking big .....

but thank you for quoting this. this was posted pre snowy era and i never saw it before but yes this is pretty much a goldmine of a post on rates and how to conduct urself while working.

redridinghood
02-01-2014, 05:13 PM
^^ haha snowy hating on font size. I am blind as crap because I need contacts/new glasses and can barely read the text on my tiny-ass laptop screen most of the time so for once I was like "YAAAAAY I can SEE IT!" :P

ETA:
dumbass: happy birthday!
me: thanks username!
dumbass: do i get a present?
me: that's not how birthdays work..
[then my reg and i were talking about different foods we like while he was tipping me generously for nothin!]
dumbass: i'd eat noodles off that asshole
bet your asshole is perfect for noodles
can i see your asshole?
me: also not how this works.. you don't get to ask for freebies on my birthday silly (smiling and shit the whole time)
dumbass: i know but gotta try
[dumbass throws out more repetitive demands/requests]
me: do you enjoy trollin people while they're working? (still grinning and chatting with reg too)
dumbass: yeah its fuunnnnn
me: hahaha well I'm guessing you're trying to annoy me, but honey I can tell that clearly gets you off. If you want anger, you'll have to pay for it.
dumbass: you got me...[leaves]

justanothercamgirl
02-01-2014, 05:30 PM
^^ haha snowy hating on font size. I am blind as crap because I need contacts/new glasses and can barely read the text on my tiny-ass laptop screen most of the time so for once I was like "YAAAAAY I can SEE IT!" :P


I don't know if you are running Windows 7, but Magnifier is native to the OS and it is really nifty!
http://www.techsupportalert.com/content/how-use-windows-7-magnifier-make-computer-screen-easier-see.htm

redridinghood
02-01-2014, 05:31 PM
I don't know if you are running Windows 7, but Magnifier is native to the OS and it is really nifty!
http://www.techsupportalert.com/content/how-use-windows-7-magnifier-make-computer-screen-easier-see.htm

I'm on windows 8 :( Oh well. I'm getting a screen to plug into it in the next few days for my bday so it'll be better soon.

justanothercamgirl
02-01-2014, 05:33 PM
I'm on windows 8 :( Oh well. I'm getting a screen to plug into it in the next few days for my bday so it'll be better soon.

I just checked, it works in Windows 8 too. ;)
http://www.jholjhaal.com/2012/12/07/magnify-screen-in-windows-8/

Edited to add: I just remembered (which is kind of silly since I use it all the time)......if you are using Firefox the keyboard shortcut to zoom in is CTRL ++

:)

Snowy0Star
02-01-2014, 05:48 PM
^ same in chrome the plus and minus on the number bar on the top of the keyboard ctrl + makes it bigger ctrl - makes it smaller

CatBBW
02-01-2014, 07:48 PM
Every single person who came in my (free) cam room tonight started their convo with "nice tits bb!" ... I had to switch off before I reached through the screen and throttled the next one.

TattooedBBW
02-01-2014, 08:57 PM
(freechat)

milkman: mmmmmmmmmm FUCK BB SHOW THEM SWEET TITS MMMMM

*BAN*

Sunnylexie
02-02-2014, 05:56 AM
Some background: the fucker bought in 2 of my $3 10-minute gold shows with a fuckmachine (need to mention my traffic was really low so I had to set my goals to $30, otherwise they'd get failed).
Later, he took me pvt (with the machine, too) and then I got this wonderful message.

Thanks! I love your shows - you are VERY sexy and I LOVE hairy women. You are truly sexy.
I think you should really market your machine - do some gold shows for less than you think they are worth - guys will become addicted - just sayin - it is something new and exciting.

I've been getting quite a lot of "business tips" like this one, and normally I just ignore them. But this is SO outrageous I just couldn't stay silent and answered as follows.

Dear Sir,

Thank you for caring, but I don't really think it's techincally possible to sell fuckmachine gold shows any cheaper. With $1 or even $2 as a minumum pay-in for a 10-minute show, it makes it close to impossible to gather even a goal as low as $30. If I try setting my goals lower, to earn my daily quota I will have to have my pussy machine-banged for 4+ hours every day (with countdowns, it makes 9 to 12 hours on cam without breaks) - which exceeds the machine's stress limit, leave alone the stress limit of my body. If I were using an industrial conveyor-fed round-the-clock fucker and my vagina was made of tempered iron, I'd probably find your business advice reasonable.


FUCK what a selfish, ungrateful pig.

Glamourmilf
02-02-2014, 06:59 AM
Since ALL I ever get in free chat is -"Show ass bb", "Ass", "Do u have a big Ass?", "stand up", "turn around-show me that ass", .......(They all enter my chat because my static pic is of my huge ass).
So, I decide I'll make it work for me, and do an ASS Only Gold Show-Ass up, face down for these cheap fuckers.
But during the show all I read is 'Show Boobs, play with pussy, moan,,,,,,,,,,,,,"
I swear, no winning for losing.

nikki187
02-02-2014, 07:24 AM
IREALLYDON'THAVEMONEY: wanna get married
ME: Maye lets go exclusive and talk about it. You need to have money if we are getting married ;)
IREALLYDON'THAVEMONEY: you will get a $60000 car when we get married so money is not issue
Me: Prove it and take me exclusive
IREALLYDON'THAVEMONEY: Do you like anal
Me: Yes in exclusive only

IREALLYDON'THAVEMONEY LEAVES

CurvyWinona
02-02-2014, 09:49 AM
brokedickface: how about leting me see some more of you

me: hehe okay lets go pvt

brokedickface: not yet i like to see and know what i'm paying for

me: haha go pay yourself some help to respect gals

Yuli
02-02-2014, 05:57 PM
Something about the way this guy talked made me want to reach through the screen and break his hands so he never typed again, plus one cheapass anime fan. How do men think this is arousing?


pieceofshit: (teets)
gud sweet soff bresses
her is juss gorjuss
unnastann??
yes
her is juss brillyunt 2
juss darling..
(she)
yes..
gud?
myscreennamereferencesinuyashaforsomereason: hi
pieceofshit: (vulva)
myscreennamereferencesinuyashaforsomereason: u hot as fuck baby
wat u into?
roleplay?
myscreennamereferencesinuyashaforsomereason: wat?
myscreennamereferencesinuyashaforsomereason: brother sister or teacher student
pieceofshit: hin juss LOVE gud sweet soff vulva 2
pieceofshit: unnastann??
pieceofshit: oh no
myscreennamereferencesinuyashaforsomereason: so u want to be my teacher then?
pieceofshit: gess wut?
myscreennamereferencesinuyashaforsomereason: or me ur teacher?
pieceofshit: hin NO see nuffn RONG wif a lil bump + grines
myscreennamereferencesinuyashaforsomereason: nvm ur too expensive
pieceofshit: (neever)
myscreennamereferencesinuyashaforsomereason: has logged off
pieceofshit: is her guddance?
pieceofshit: is her do gold shows?
(we)
pieceofshit: oh no
her juss NO wood share..


At this point I kicked him because I couldn't stand reading that anymore. And I'm barely making any fucking money tonight, either, SM can suck my nuts. (but only in excl bb)

Holly_xoxo
02-02-2014, 06:06 PM
WantsFreeDirtyTalk: mmmm nice tits bb
Me : Thankyou
WantsFreeDirtyTalk: mmmmm wat turnz u on bb?
Me: Johnny Depp....Johnny Depp turns me on

He seems confused by my response and stays silent for a minute.
One minute later

WantsFreeDirtyTalk: wat wud u have him do 2 u bb
Me: That's between me and Johnny

WantsFreeDirtyTalk leaves room

Sunnylexie
02-02-2014, 10:59 PM
I'm in pvt, arranging an Excl with a guy in free chat in the meantime (telling I'm gonna be back soon and I have the outfit he wants).

Sad_Mofo: Most people don't like wemon with hairy LEDs thay like nice smooth shaved legs love.
What are nylons bb
Hairy legs most people don't like love.

Man, you don't say!)))

CatBBW
02-03-2014, 06:29 AM
"are you wearing proper panties? I think being fully covered is more romantic"

huh?!?! :O

CatBBW
02-03-2014, 06:32 AM
I'm in pvt, arranging an Excl with a guy in free chat in the meantime (telling I'm gonna be back soon and I have the outfit he wants).

Sad_Mofo: Most people don't like wemon with hairy LEDs thay like nice smooth shaved legs love.
What are nylons bb
Hairy legs most people don't like love.

Man, you don't say!)))

Hairy LEDs. Now there's a challenge for an electronics geek.

TattooedBBW
02-03-2014, 08:32 AM
WantsFreeDirtyTalk: mmmm nice tits bb
Me : Thankyou
WantsFreeDirtyTalk: mmmmm wat turnz u on bb?
Me: Johnny Depp....Johnny Depp turns me on

He seems confused by my response and stays silent for a minute.
One minute later

WantsFreeDirtyTalk: wat wud u have him do 2 u bb
Me: That's between me and Johnny

WantsFreeDirtyTalk leaves room


This made me laugh so hard omggg

Holly_xoxo
02-03-2014, 08:33 AM
Haha...thanks. I usually go between Johnny Depp and Lenny Kravitz for the response to "what turns you on bb"
Yesterday, was a Johnny Depp day Lol

CurvyWinona
02-03-2014, 10:05 AM
nowallet: mmmm open legs before pvt

me: open wallet before pvt

Marina Starr
02-03-2014, 12:43 PM
I don't know why but lately I've been getting this question.

Fucktard: What is the difference between a transsexual and a transgender?

Marina:
http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t94/tsmelania/i-dont-know-google-it_1073_zps24a034a8.gif (http://s158.photobucket.com/user/tsmelania/media/i-dont-know-google-it_1073_zps24a034a8.gif.html)

Fitandpretty
02-03-2014, 12:56 PM
nowallet: mmmm open legs before pvt

me: open wallet before pvt
I swear I say that everyday. Ugh I hate cheapskates.

Snowy0Star
02-03-2014, 01:15 PM
Haha...thanks. I usually go between Johnny Depp and Lenny Kravitz for the response to "what turns you on bb"
Yesterday, was a Johnny Depp day Lol

tom hiddleston ... david tennant...

Renton
02-03-2014, 03:10 PM
imnot18: those eyes real
me: no I painted them on

::)

Renton
02-03-2014, 04:01 PM
cbrgcrh21: hi
me: hi! how are you?
cbrgcrh21: you are too dreesed
me: you are too broke
cbrgcrh21: i want to see your tits

blocked the loser. I just can't with these guys today.

SweetJulia
02-03-2014, 04:24 PM
imnot18: those eyes real
me: no I painted them on

::)
I usually get the same, except about tattoos. Cuz yeah, I'm a wholesome bitch that draws these on every day with a fucking Sharpie.

Renton
02-03-2014, 04:33 PM
I get that too! I once got someone who said "I like your tattoos, do you still have them" and I just went "NO I WASHED THEM OFF"... idiots!

more stupid shit: the guys on imlive are... special

ADMYNISTRATIONSERVER: PEROFRMER!!!
ADMYNISTRATIONSERVER: YOU LAST IN RAITNG
ADMYNISTRATIONSERVER: I NEED MAKE A PROMO VIDEO SET
ADMYNISTRATIONSERVER: READY?

lol really, bitch, really? come on.

Sunnylexie
02-03-2014, 04:50 PM
^^ "Is your this or that hairy/shaved TODAY?" - Like I had wigs for every part of my body I'd apply or remove when I got tired of my regulars.