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SweetJulia
02-03-2014, 04:51 PM
I get that too! I once got someone who said "I like your tattoos, do you still have them" and I just went "NO I WASHED THEM OFF"... idiots!

more stupid shit: the guys on imlive are... special
I lasted a few hours on there,it just seemed like 99% of the guys who are members had serious brain damage, vs. the industry standard of 80%.

Sunnylexie
02-03-2014, 10:02 PM
Publishing with his nickname because I saw him in other rooms saying pretty triggering things (he's into body-shaming, not just hair-shaming) and thought someone might want to ban him before he opens his mouth. As for me, I was in need for entertainment, that's why I let him sit there for like 15 minutes (he is pretty boring, though).

oinkoink1974: What is with the hairy armpits?
Me: well, they are hairy, that's it
oinkoink1974: I know, why
Me: because hair grows there
oinkoink1974: Grass grows on your lawn but you cut that too right?
Me: Once its my lawn, I do what I want with it.
oinkoink1974: It snows but you shovel that?
Me: Only when it's getting in the way.
oinkoink1974: Does that mean you have a hairy beaver too?
Hairy legs?
Me: I'm hairy ALL OVER. If you want to shame me on it, let's go in Excl and I'll play mortified lol.
oinkoink1974: I know we came from apes, but I thought we moved pass that, we don't walk with our knuckles in the ground anymore
Me: HAIR GROWS ON PEOPLE. THATS YOUR NATURE. DEAL WITH IT. If evolution didn't want it there, it wouldn't be there, and noone'd have to shave.
oinkoink1974: You trim your eyebrows
And DOnt say you don't
Me: yes, because I like the look better.
but I'm fine with the hair elsewhere
any questions left?
oinkoink1974: That's how you get dingleberries.
Me: LMAO sorry to hear you have the problem. Ever tried wiping your ass thoroughly? They say washing it helps, too. Seriously, how does one even get them?
oinkoink1974: Come on never had a little left there you may have missed?
Me: I see talking about dingleberries and skid marks excites you. Let's go excl and I'll talk about them all you want. Maybe I'll even let you inspect my butthole.
oinkoink1974: I'm not sure I wanna see that, had it been growing since birth?
Me: go fucking brush up on your biology
may Wiki help you, ignoramus
oinkoink1974: If I planted some seeds in your pussy, can I grow some plants ??
Me: chill out, you aren't getting anywhere near my pussy anyway. You obviously have no idea on how one cleans himself.
oinkoink1974: I think I would be afraid to anyways
Me: but still you are here
how's Wikipedia?
perhaps you should try the version in Simple English
oinkoink1974: Yea cause your funny and you are entertaining my stupidity
Me: so you decided you should pay me in some really lame insults lol?
oinkoink1974: Do I need a weed whacker to get to that love button of yours?
Me: Stale, got anything newer?
oinkoink1974: If you give birth, would you be suprised if a monkey came out through that jungle of yours?
Me: ok never heard this one - you still aren't through your biology, though.
Now listen here.
1) Take your hand off your cock.
2) Learn some history. It's not before the World War I that European women started shaving anything at all. Before then, noone's ever had any problems with body hair - hygiene wise or other.
3) you obviously don't know how body hair works, perhaps because you're too young to have any grow on you.
3) learn how to troll. At least update your pussy hair jokes ffs.

oinkoink1974: You just have me to threes
Your into 4 now
Do me a favor?
Me: Ok lol. 5) Try to learn about the basic hygienic procedures. Doubt they have any ass-wiping tutorials up on Youtube, though.
oinkoink1974: Go down south and pluk me one hair, lemme see how long that mess is
Me: Gladly, go Excl
oinkoink1974: Is it long enough for me to floss my teeth with?
Me: Go excl
and have me talk about it all you want.
i'll even show it to you))
oinkoink1974: If one of your pubs is longer then your little finger, I'll go excl
Me: no free previews sorry)
oinkoink1974: brb *leaves*

audritwo
02-04-2014, 01:19 AM
Yeah I blocked him too. It's best to just block him

Renton
02-04-2014, 08:33 AM
clueless: what do u mean by bisexual
r u a tranny?

DING DING DING WE HAVE A WINNER

Snowy0Star
02-04-2014, 09:01 AM
open nipple big - im live need i say more...

lemonberry
02-04-2014, 09:07 AM
open nipple big - im live need i say more...
Nope!

Fitandpretty
02-04-2014, 12:54 PM
This is my day today... I didnt answer this guy at all either.
Guest: hy bb
Guest: skype bb?
Guest: have you?
Guest: feets pleasee
Guest: i want to lick you
Guest: babyyyyy
Guest: pussy??
Guest: boobs?

I just cant today :(

Renton
02-04-2014, 03:32 PM
kyle3169420: ink n piercings. Wow!!
great now
goddess amd nothing less
no. got a few minutes to kill so id figured id try a new
and you make me happy i did
i know probably not interested but if you are hmu on fb. kyle genson
id like to know you as a person not object
sound like an idea?
my connection sucks :(
youre too good to be true
what you have for ink? wanna share?
i have 9.5" just for you

one of those days ::)

redridinghood
02-04-2014, 03:44 PM
But bb i have pypal 4 u and i love you. please perform open nipple surgery. for meeeeee


open nipple big - im live need i say more...

aqua
02-04-2014, 08:10 PM
There is no way I can't share this one...
http://pornhubcommentsonvalentines.com/

If I knew any of you in real life, you'd all be getting these as actual Valentine's Day cards. Or I'd custom print them on those little heart candies.

Snowy0Star
02-04-2014, 08:16 PM
OMFG this is hilarious . its like someone at porn hub has been stalking this thread and put the best of the best on digital cards

caramelDip
02-04-2014, 08:59 PM
In this thread, When I read what the "wannabe custies" say to yall, In my head I always read it in a super girly voice. I have no idea why.

Sunnylexie
02-04-2014, 09:17 PM
Cheapo: do you have high heel shoes
Me: yes, red closed ones and black peeptoes
which sound better to you?
Cheapo: nice
do you like anal sex
Me: no anal, sorry)
Cheapo: do you have any needles thread and candles
Me: yes, I have them handy. How would you like me to use them? *I do play piercing in Exclusive, but only when I'm sure I can keep it clean and safe*
Cheapo: my i see both your high heels
Me: yes, if you tip me 1 gold
Cheapo*leaves*

LMAO good riddance! Bet he was one of the guys who choose the cheapest chat mode and then expect the model to shave her head or give herself a black eye just for the honor of having him in her paid section.

Sunnylexie
02-04-2014, 11:54 PM
Ok, so this guy wanted me to put my weighted nip clamps on my labia. I told it was possible.
Dickwad *goes regular pvt without asking - though my profile says I only do BDSM stuff in Excl*Dickwad: i would like to see it on your labia
inner pussy lips
Me: *does so, thinking it's not a big enough deal to send him Excl, especially given he might leave and it's been really slow*
Dickwad: stand up
let the weight hang
Me: *does*
Dickwad:lif the weight up
pull it upwards a bit
Me: *does*
Dickwad: now drop it :-)
from high up *Oh yes, here comes the surprise genital torture!*.
Sunny: Sorry, but why didn't you tell you wanted me to do it before we went here? It definitely isn't something I'd do in regular pvt. I can injure myself that way, after all.
Dickwad: *leaves and gives me a 3 star rate*

Do no good and you'll get no evil, that's right.

cherryblossomsinspring
02-05-2014, 03:24 AM
Cheapo: do you have high heel shoes
Me: yes, red closed ones and black peeptoes
which sound better to you?
Cheapo: nice
do you like anal sex
Me: no anal, sorry)
Cheapo: do you have any needles thread and candles
Me: yes, I have them handy. How would you like me to use them? *I do play piercing in Exclusive, but only when I'm sure I can keep it clean and safe*
Cheapo: my i see both your high heels
Me: yes, if you tip me 1 gold
Cheapo*leaves*

LMAO good riddance! Bet he was one of the guys who choose the cheapest chat mode and then expect the model to shave her head or give herself a black eye just for the honor of having him in her paid section.

I never even change outfits in free chat. When those types pop in I always tell them "no to whatever they ask". Do you have heels? No. Pink Top? No.

99% are broke trying to get you to run around and grab crap. Even if they do take you private it's usually for 1 min.

Renton
02-05-2014, 04:44 AM
^I just say "I change my outfits in exclusive" and then I wait for them to run :D

Vlodina
02-05-2014, 08:21 AM
bitch you need a face reduction and a nose job before you do this kind of work and that laugh is scary you look like pirate

wtf

VictoriaChaos
02-05-2014, 09:18 AM
ForRealYo: hit
sexy
i lvoe the hair

Me: Thank you

ForRealYo: let see the underwear

I get up and do a little teasing thing.

ForRealYo: nice ass
u making me hot
take it off
take it off girl
it does not hurt

Me: Take what off, my panties?

ForRealYo: yes
why not

Me: Because I'm not allowed to show my pussy in free chat and if I take my panties off I'll at some point end up flashing the camera.

ForRealYo: im the boss
you take it off

*Lol, ban*

audritwo
02-05-2014, 12:41 PM
SM message
u r duirty cunt y arte u never on wen im horney nemore



Sigh, my schedule change is going to get me attacked by a mob of horny men

anonymous camgirl
02-05-2014, 03:45 PM
jUST FOR YOU GIRLS!!... HE WANTED TO MEET ME CUZ HE LIVED IN MIAMI


Carterisin: i am part owner in saks fith
in balharbor
so i got it you act like you want it or you wont get it
wow
so get of line
off*

Holly_xoxo
02-05-2014, 03:54 PM
TIMEWASTER: hi baby ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my god wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww u always look so amazing
the 1 true godess
thank u 4 being so amazing
ohhhhhhhhh my god i dream of u and your sexy godess ass all day every day
the sexiest godess ass in the universe
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh my god baby plse may i see all of what u r wearing today


I don't even acknowledge the OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG types.
They're always just bums

Stormi Weather
02-05-2014, 04:13 PM
bitch you need a face reduction and a nose job before you do this kind of work and that laugh is scary you look like pirate

wtf

a...FACE REDUCTION?

Vlodina
02-05-2014, 04:31 PM
36325
a...FACE REDUCTION?

Yup, and don't forget I'm a pirate! ;)

Sunnylexie
02-05-2014, 06:14 PM
Idiot: hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
are u rally 103 lbs
Me: hi
yes
Idiot: hhhhhhhhh and why u diddnt sell ur toe
Me: toe?
Idiot: u are a whore stipid *flees in terror*

Think I'll have to just ignore free chat unless they are someone I know.

IsobelWren
02-05-2014, 06:29 PM
bitch ... you look like pirate


http://img.pandawhale.com/82966-youre-welcome-gif-Jack-Sparrow-koCf.gif

Sunnylexie
02-05-2014, 06:50 PM
you look like pirate

wtf

Does it mean you don't need a pirate outfit? Way to save money!

Idiot2: *enters guest chat while I'm in pvt* fuck you *leaves*

Ok here's a proof my decision to just ignore the free chat was a wise one. Must be the moon phase.

Also - had a guy get shocked by the fact that women have hair grow on their legs naturally. He thought legs were more like chest or belly in that respect. I just can't.

scarlettbelle
02-05-2014, 07:03 PM
So it's going to be one of *those* days...

FootBeggar: Can you show and lick your feet? please?
Please, i implore
I love feet
Show and lick your feet please?
Only one time
^,^

Show your feet please
And lick i implore
I love this
I want you, licking your feet ok? Please
I imagine you licking your feet please
Lick your feet please, you have 1 minute
i implore
Please
Can you see what i write? Anybody do what i ask.
LICK YOUR FEET PLEASE
But you can lick your feet?
PLEASE
please?

ScarlettBelle: 5 Gold for flash or request!

FootBeggar: Hey
Feet fetish here?
Can you show and lick your feet? please? Can you show and lick your feet? please? Can you show and lick your feet? please? Can you show and lick your feet? please? Can you show and lick your feet? please? Can you show and lick your feet? please?
Can you show and lick your feet? please? Can you show and lick your feet? please? Can you show and lick your feet? please? Can you show and lick your feet? please? Can you show and lick your feet? please? Can you show and lick your feet? please?

I just...I can't.

Sunnylexie
02-05-2014, 08:02 PM
CheapDom: Hi sexy, I'm in the mood for u 2 roleplay 4 me
Me: what kind of roleplay are you interested in?
CheapDom: I want u 2 be my slave. Have u done that?
Me: Yes, I do it in Exclusive.
CheapDom: I don't see excl on this site
only pvt where others may chat

OH REALLY? I've been on the site for 5 years, and SUDDENLY there's no Exclusive? Fuck you, I'm not giving you a 40%discount for a BDSM session just because you're too dumb to find the right chat option.

audritwo
02-05-2014, 08:39 PM
I think people need to spend a little more money to get the exclusive option. I maybe wrong and it's block sessions.

Sunnylexie
02-05-2014, 08:43 PM
Think it must be blocks. I had freshly-registered first-timers take me Exclusive with no issues. And it's logical, too - you aren't getting discounts before you are a more or less repeat customer.

Sunnylexie
02-05-2014, 09:55 PM
Kink4Cheap: im looking for the right show for me
Me: what is the right show for you?
Kink4Cheap: someone who can do all my kinks for not to exspensive i guess, and must be pretty

No need to say he left after I told I do fetish stuff in Exclusive and it's 4.99. Damn it, you admit that things you're gonna ask me for are special and not everyone would even do them, but reject the thought of paying extra for it? Go fuck yourself with a christmas tree.

pippapippa
02-05-2014, 10:02 PM
yer bb
fuck yer bb
yer i will bb
o fuck yer
o wo that body

is yer easier to type than yea?

RaeRae
02-06-2014, 09:06 AM
idiot 1: u horny
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
im hard for u
love u take deeep

fightingfucktard: you knew karate and you knew how tocontrol m head

fightingfucktard: u can fight me

idiot 1: i fuck yr pussssy

idiot 2: Amaze me

fightingfucktard: you put up your hands in a karate stance and stare into my eyes
could u do a high karate kiick to my balls
do u know any presure points
could u put me to sleep




This is gonna be one of those days.

TattooedBBW
02-06-2014, 09:11 AM
idiot 1: u horny
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
im hard for u
love u take deeep

fightingfucktard: you knew karate and you knew how tocontrol m head

fightingfucktard: u can fight me

idiot 1: i fuck yr pussssy

idiot 2: Amaze me

fightingfucktard: you put up your hands in a karate stance and stare into my eyes
could u do a high karate kiick to my balls
do u know any presure points
could u put me to sleep




This is gonna be one of those days.

That karate guy was in my room yesterday too weirdo

Snowy0Star
02-06-2014, 09:15 AM
you only do heels in exclusive? not pvt?

CurvyWinona
02-06-2014, 09:50 AM
I had karate guy this morning and he was boring as hell. He has to be a troll.

RaeRae
02-06-2014, 09:52 AM
He's a shitty troll at that.

SoloDesire
02-06-2014, 09:53 AM
It's always fun to check out what's being said in my "Free Chat" window.

Fernando: Can you show and lick your feet? Can you show and lick your feet? Can you show and lick your feet? Can you show and lick your feet? Can you show and lick your feet? Can you show and lick your feet? Can you show and lick your feet?
Can you show and lick your feet?


I guess he thought if he said it a hundred times maybe, just maybe I'd do it!!

audritwo
02-06-2014, 01:43 PM
Must copy and paste faster!!!!

Sunnylexie
02-06-2014, 11:51 PM
Originally, the dialog was in Russian, this is a translation.



Asshat: Hi whore
Me: Hi underage troll)
Are you even 18?
Asshat: :-) why underage?
Me: The way you act, I think?)
As they say: a troll, a liar, a virgin?
Asshat: aaaah
But why :-) I'm just calling things their names
Me: Me too)
Asshat: What now, hairy cunt? wanna go pvt?
Me: nah
Asshat: why?
Me: Rude jerks aren't my thing. Too bad for ya!
Asshat: lol
Asshat: Bad for you, you mean?
Me: Lol no I'm good. There're plenty normal people here. Good luck *ban*

:yuck:

redridinghood
02-07-2014, 04:08 AM
^^^ wow screw that guy. good for you dealing with that. i have to refuse to speak or read spanish because i seem to always get rude interactions from it.

CurvyWinona
02-07-2014, 01:04 PM
BBG has logged on
BBG: hi there :-)
BBG: love a curvy women

me: aw really?
how are you hun?

BBG: i've broken up with girls buecuz they weren't curvy enough
good you?

me: oh
what do u wanna do hun?
me: im great thanks

BBG: but nice curvy women are usally not single for long

me: why not?

BBG: there is some always some guy in the picture
BBG: fuck buddy, bf

me: well, lucky for you, u can have me for just fun and stuff
me: no strings attached
me: so what do u wanna do hun

BBG: you like bbc?

me: of course
i got black dildo to play with
if u want to see me do black cock :-)

BBG: you don't seem like you a a single women (in real life)
i can just tell

me: this site is not dating site, you know?

BBG: i know
i'm just saying

me: so why does it matter?

BBG: you seem like you have a bf or hubby
it doesnt

me: and your point is?
me: Okay then dont worry about whether im single or not.

BBG: that i can pick up on little things
thats all

me: and what can i pick up about you is a BBG

BBG: whats bbg?

me: Big Broke Guy

BBG has been blocked.

bbwchristyminx
02-07-2014, 02:41 PM
That karate guy was in my room yesterday too weirdo

He was in mine awhile back and I blocked him.

audritwo
02-07-2014, 07:36 PM
In freechat land. Little background someone wanted to see my ass and I said for 5 gold, I am assuming.

I want the whole preview.
on my 40 inch HD screen
any acne down there?
I will if you reply hello to me because I almost think my messages never reach.
Say hello Jordan and I should
So, I will sign up and do the 5 gold If you say hello.
Say hello or ill shave your head bald
and pour egg whites all over your hairy clit

36350

KikiGem
02-07-2014, 08:05 PM
"will u lower your rates for me i promise it'll be long" Less money + an even longer tedious show- no thanks.
Had a prvt with a guy who kept ordering me to put 'more fingers bb' 'put all four in there' umm do I look like I've given birth to a watermelon recently? Wanted me to do the same for my ass. WTF they just don't.. work.. that way. I kept him happy by using my stealthy sleight of hand tricks, but the whole time only one finger was in there. tehehehe

KikiGem
02-07-2014, 08:09 PM
OHH I also hate comments on my labia. Yes they are big. No, it doesn't really matter and no, I will not shell out 3 grand to snip them to oblivion. Pussy is pussy, and clearly you haven't seen many.

pippapippa
02-07-2014, 11:03 PM
Loser sits in my room for like thirty minutes without saying anything.
message: do you do phone? would love to play without typing :) mouse was acting up. pardon me for the faux pas.
me: i don't at this point, sorry
Out loud: I'm so bored, so many losers on tonight, haha
message: how unfortunate. i liked you until you thought anybody who didnt want to play (aka spend $$$ on you) was a loser. i spend thousands on here, but only for a select few. guess you will not be one of them.
loser: your loss, not mine.
me: The men who spend thousands take girls to exclusive without sitting around in their rooms. Blocked.




Annnddd continued:
loser pops back into my chatroom (apparently I forgot to block him completely, only messages) takes me private immediately, and apologizes like ten times. Ummm????

LilyAnderson
02-07-2014, 11:43 PM
While in free chat...

Uh: "I want to lick your armpit hair."
Lily: "Sorry, my armpit only grows hair every two days. And I shave. What makes you like armpit hair?"
Uh: "The taste..the sensation..the beauty....mmmmmmmmm."
Lily: Oh. Well. Sorry.
Uh: "I lick your armpit bb. Now."
-Stares dumbfounded.-

I'm still trying to figure out how he can lick my nonexistent armpit hair through a computer screen. Secret agent, perhaps?

Staples
02-08-2014, 02:56 AM
So, I have free chat turned on so I can do TV broadcasts but I never pay attention to it. Tonight though I happened to look at it.

I was drinking a glass of champagne

Him: Dump that drink on your tits?
Me: Why would I waste perfectly good champagne?
Him: Well then can I see them?
Me: My tits? Sure, for 5 gold or just take me private
Him: But I want to make sure its worth it first.
Me: whatever dude you don't even have a credit card on file
Him: Be my friend yo...

TheBrownFox
02-08-2014, 03:28 AM
"I just bought 900 tokens. PM me."

Sorry, I'm not playing your little 'dangling my tokens in her face and making her beg for my tokens while I PM her to death' game. I am not one of those models who swarms big spenders with "Teeeeep meeeee!" PMs. That's what guys like him want...to dangle their tokens in your face like it's a Scooby snack and you're Scooby Doo. I'm not begging for shit.

You want PM privileges, you gotta earn a spot on my friends list like everybody else.....