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CurvyWinona
02-08-2014, 08:09 AM
mohammedk1: i got a smart offer if u wana b SMART SMART SMART

me: i got a smart offer if you wana b SMART SMART SMART

mohammedk1: hehe
ok
if u got skype BLOW ME A KISSSS

me: My offer is 5.99 per min private and 9.99 per minute exclusive.
Don't need to close and hop on skype :-)
that is a smart move

mohammedk1: so skype blow me a kisssss hehe

me: how about you kiss my ass? :-)

TheBrownFox
02-08-2014, 08:36 AM
me: how about you kiss my ass? :-)
Haha! I love it!

VictoriaChaos
02-08-2014, 08:45 AM
OddBall: ur fart proly smell like cotton kandy and taste like funnel kake

Trust me, if that was happening I wouldn't be doing a job where you can neither smell, nor taste me.

nikki187
02-08-2014, 09:51 AM
CheapBastard: Im ok. My girlfriend wont give me her ass tho :(
Me: Sorry to hear that baby, you can have my ass all you want in exclusive ;)
CheapBastard: Oh. Exclusive is to rich for my blood. Want to play in pvt instead.
Me: Sure but I wont be doing anal in pvt

CheapBastard Leaves

Blondieblue
02-08-2014, 10:35 AM
On streamate..... scamming asshole who thinks models are stupid: username has sent model X amount of gold. But it's just them typing it. No noise and didn't show up in my earnings. I told him try sending a real tip. Then he does the same thing again.... and has the nerve to tell me ' I tipped you BB". He left when he saw his bullshit wasn't working. If I ever get a guy like that again.... I think my response will be something along the lines of.... this model has started sucking your dick LOL.


And what's with the guys.... who ask will you do this or that in private..... you say yes.... then they leave? WTF? LOL

Blondieblue
02-08-2014, 10:37 AM
On streamate..... scamming asshole who thinks models are stupid: username has sent model X amount of gold. But it's just them typing it. No noise and didn't show up in my earnings. I told him try sending a real tip. Then he does the same thing again.... and has the nerve to tell me ' I tipped you BB". He left when he saw his bullshit wasn't working. If I ever get a guy like that again.... I think my response will be something along the lines of.... this model has started sucking your dick LOL.


And what's with the guys.... who ask will you do this or that in private..... you say yes.... then they leave? WTF? LOL

Spinnerette
02-08-2014, 11:06 AM
Something that's been bugging me since I've started dabbling in free chat sites again:

"BB why are you so shy?" Read: "Why are you not nude and spread eagle in front of the cam for free" I have to resist the urge to go Marty McFly on them because that's what they WANT to happen, is for me to rise to their half-assed manipulative call-out. "Nu-uh, I'm not shy! SEE???" *rips clothes off and rams random dowel up my ass* But no, I hate being accused of being shy (and I get that all the time in my life). I'm not shy, I'm reserved. Fuck you.

Oh, and the milk question when someone sees my tits? Instant ban. That ish makes my skin crawl. I can't stand it.

Rosemary Rabbit
02-08-2014, 11:17 AM
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KikiGem
02-08-2014, 11:17 AM
On streamate..... scamming asshole who thinks models are stupid: username has sent model X amount of gold. But it's just them typing it. No noise and didn't show up in my earnings. I told him try sending a real tip. Then he does the same thing again.... and has the nerve to tell me ' I tipped you BB". He left when he saw his bullshit wasn't working. If I ever get a guy like that again.... I think my response will be something along the lines of.... this model has started sucking your dick LOL.

UGH!
Some asshole did this to me in Chaturbate, copied and pasted a link that said he tipped 100 tokens. I was so mad, but I never show it. It always kills the mood of the room when idiots pull crap like this, I stopped getting tips and logged off. Sometimes I wish I could shoot people thru my screen. Lol jk..not really...

Blondieblue
02-08-2014, 03:26 PM
[QUOTE=Blondieblue;2590593]On streamate..... scamming asshole who thinks models are stupid: username has sent model X amount of gold. But it's just them typing it. No noise and didn't show up in my earnings. I told him try sending a real tip. Then he does the same thing again.... and has the nerve to tell me ' I tipped you BB". He left when he saw his bullshit wasn't working. If I ever get a guy like that again.... I think my response will be something along the lines of.... this model has started sucking your dick LOL.

UGH!
Some asshole did this to me in Chaturbate, copied and pasted a link that said he tipped 100 tokens. I was so mad, but I never show it. It always kills the mood of the room when idiots pull crap like this, I stopped getting tips and logged off. Sometimes I wish I could shoot people thru my screen. Lol jk..not really...


LOL. You can usually tell when it's fake, but some guys will go to greater lengths to look convincing. Why I always check my earnings first

SophieL
02-08-2014, 07:37 PM
past cust: you have H cup bra
Me: yes in excl but it is in laundry room so I will have to go get it
past cust: ok so go get it.
Me: not until we are in excl
past cust: but if you go before saves time and money
M: sorry I do not leave cam. You can tip $20 gold and I will go on break to get.
past cust: go get now
Me: sorry too many bad apples have spoiled that. You can tip $20 gold now and I will go get or wait until we are in excl.
past cust: but I have bought show before
Me:yes and I appreciate that but these are my rules. Actually I require a block of time for any wardrobe change but since you have been prev customer I am giving you a break. That is my deal: end of story.
past cust: so we go pv
Me: just as I am about to explain I get taken pvt by another customer
IN PVT

past cust: so go get bra
Me: sorry but as I was about to explain that needs to be excl. I have another customer here who clicked the button first.
first cust: am I interrupting something?

I explain quickly that it was not a problem. First cust wanted full naked, which I explained I did not do in pct. He stayed for a bit, went in and out. When show was over took me excl
Back to prev cust: he then just requested topless in pvt...

TheBrownFox
02-08-2014, 09:51 PM
"BB why are you so shy?" Read: "Why are you not nude and spread eagle in front of the cam for free" I have to resist the urge to go Marty McFly on them because that's what they WANT to happen, is for me to rise to their half-assed manipulative call-out. "Nu-uh, I'm not shy! SEE???" *rips clothes off and rams random dowel up my ass* But no, I hate being accused of being shy.
I hate that too, and you're right...that's exactly what they're trying to do when they accuse us of being shy. They're trying to get us to prove to them (by showing the goods for free) that we're not shy.

Staples
02-09-2014, 05:48 AM
just had a guy come in and ask if I could tell him gruesome stories about how I would kill a cat that pissed me off... I totally hate cats but I would never kill one... CREEPER!

VictoriaChaos
02-09-2014, 10:05 AM
This dude takes me private.
The entire time I was very clear that I do not meet.
I don't really need to add my side because I was just politely denying him the whole time.


IloveChaos:Hi bb ntmu
I will go right to the matter
Lol
I do no talkie this site that much
But it is good to look for beautiful lack girls
I have to admit
I am from Sweden as I said
U r super beautiful I have been to Washington two times
Your as is the best I have ever seen
I promise u that
And I like your face and eyes so much also
Bb I apologize to ask u this
But I really like u and I know my question is not appropriate at all
I am sorry
For my u r a perfect princess and I do not want to be carried away lol
But please too not say lno directly now
Ok bb
I really would like to have a chance to take u out for dinner
Please do not say no directly :-)
Understood bb
I am not crazy or old or ugly
Lol
But I respect your answer
May we exchange emails ?
And get to know each other more
Plz pleas
No no bb I am after a relationship in that case
Ok bb :(
Tears
Understood bb respect
If I give u my email address
Nothing dangerous bb
Plz take my email address
I send u a pic
I prmose
I wa thinking from your normal email
Not this one
Sorry for asking I am really sorry
Ok
Bb I am sad
I would marry u right away
Lol
U r so beautiful and sweet
Lol
I guess I have to realize I cannot ask u out
U r so beautiful
Would love to get a chance to send u email but I will stop asking
I do honor have a chance right now
I respect that
Do u go out sometimes in Washington?
Can we meet at forgo de chao?
Joking
Princess :(
Understand
U know Swedish embassy in Washington?
Lol
Ok u r in seattkle area more or less?
Just wanna at what u
U r on west coast then
Well I am happy because I have seen my dream woman girl today
I am just a bit sad I cannot never get a chance to ask u out
Many hugs to u bb
Perfect princess
It would be easier to be able to send u my pics at least
U r so unque
Ok I will do that
Bb if u like how I look do not give up up on me
Lol
Please only ifs like the pic I will send
Or several pics
Ok bb I will look for pics
And I apolgize for being so persistent to go out with u
U r a perfect princess
Lov ekiss and take care now
Email later beauty
Bye now bb
Check your menial

TattooedBBW
02-09-2014, 10:18 AM
Other day on cam4 this guy asks me if Id take a bubble bath on cam and dunk my head in the water several times for 500 tokens ($50.00 my cut). I said yes, for sure id do it for that amount. So I tell him to tip.
He tells me no, he won't tip me first because he's been ripped off before, so first I have to go bring my laptop into the bathroom, get naked, fill the tub, then once its filled and bubbly and I've dunked my head in once and held my breath as long as I could and come back up he'd tip me.
Yeaaaaah right??! I wonder if he's tricked any models into doing this. You go under the water, come up after holding your breath as long as you can and the customer is obviously gone from the room and you're soaked, wasted time and look like an idiot. Nice try buddy. I truly hope no girl has ever been this naive to do it :-/

Vlodina
02-09-2014, 12:36 PM
I was having a perv on a countdown for a $0 goldshow on SM, and some guy typed:

"the $0 show is very smart, more money per minute for you"

:/

LilyAnderson
02-09-2014, 12:39 PM
wispey88: i culd worship those all day
wispey88 has logged off



you don't say! :o

Procrasturbator
02-09-2014, 01:29 PM
This dude takes me private.
The entire time I was very clear that I do not meet.
I don't really need to add my side because I was just politely denying him the whole time.


IloveChaos:Hi bb ntmu
I will go right to the matter
Lol
I do no talkie this site that much
But it is good to look for beautiful lack girls
I have to admit
I am from Sweden as I said
U r super beautiful I have been to Washington two times
Your as is the best I have ever seen
I promise u that
And I like your face and eyes so much also
Bb I apologize to ask u this
But I really like u and I know my question is not appropriate at all
I am sorry
For my u r a perfect princess and I do not want to be carried away lol
But please too not say lno directly now
Ok bb
I really would like to have a chance to take u out for dinner
Please do not say no directly :-)
Understood bb
I am not crazy or old or ugly
Lol
But I respect your answer
May we exchange emails ?
And get to know each other more
Plz pleas
No no bb I am after a relationship in that case
Ok bb :(
Tears
Understood bb respect
If I give u my email address
Nothing dangerous bb
Plz take my email address
I send u a pic
I prmose
I wa thinking from your normal email
Not this one
Sorry for asking I am really sorry
Ok
Bb I am sad
I would marry u right away
Lol
U r so beautiful and sweet
Lol
I guess I have to realize I cannot ask u out
U r so beautiful
Would love to get a chance to send u email but I will stop asking
I do honor have a chance right now
I respect that
Do u go out sometimes in Washington?
Can we meet at forgo de chao?
Joking
Princess :(
Understand
U know Swedish embassy in Washington?
Lol
Ok u r in seattkle area more or less?
Just wanna at what u
U r on west coast then
Well I am happy because I have seen my dream woman girl today
I am just a bit sad I cannot never get a chance to ask u out
Many hugs to u bb
Perfect princess
It would be easier to be able to send u my pics at least
U r so unque
Ok I will do that
Bb if u like how I look do not give up up on me
Lol
Please only ifs like the pic I will send
Or several pics
Ok bb I will look for pics
And I apolgize for being so persistent to go out with u
U r a perfect princess
Lov ekiss and take care now
Email later beauty
Bye now bb
Check your menial

Wow. The way he keeps saying that he respects your decision/will stop asking for your email then keeps doing it takes this to a whole new level of creepy above and beyond the usual beggars. He knows it's inappropriate yet he does it anyway... again and again and again. No means no! Ick.

LilyAnderson
02-09-2014, 02:06 PM
Subbie: I look a girl he gives boys commands :-)
like

Devious_Lily: huh?

Subbie: "follow me" "join my show" "worship my boobs" "tip me another gold" "you leave when I allow you to"

Devious_Lily: okay then tip me 100 bucks

Subbie has logged off

SexiCal
02-09-2014, 04:16 PM
Him: LABIA REDUCTION in Los Angeles!!!
Him: very inexpensive procedure bb
Him: I can watch while doctor operates then I will be very hot for twat 24/7!
Him: will you sell the shreddings of labia to me?

First they want panties, then pics, then vids and now they want my LABIA SHREDDINGS?! Sorry, but I draw the line at my 'shreddings'. Lol.

MissQuirk
02-09-2014, 08:06 PM
"hey babygirl. i'm going to be honest and tell you i don't intend to pay you so i can see your vagina. in fact, i'm wondering if you'd be interested in an in person relationship with a caring man. or is this sugar daddy relationship all you go for? i have so much to give. thank you -A"

SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH
so much to give.
SO MUCH, GIRLS. HE HAS SO MUCH.

TattooedBBW
02-09-2014, 08:31 PM
Hahahahaahahaaaaaaa

"hey babygirl. i'm going to be honest and tell you i don't intend to pay you so i can see your vagina. in fact, i'm wondering if you'd be interested in an in person relationship with a caring man. or is this sugar daddy relationship all you go for? i have so much to give. thank you -A"

SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH
so much to give.
SO MUCH, GIRLS. HE HAS SO MUCH.

audritwo
02-09-2014, 08:47 PM
Him: LABIA REDUCTION in Los Angeles!!!
Him: very inexpensive procedure bb
Him: I can watch while doctor operates then I will be very hot for twat 24/7!
Him: will you sell the shreddings of labia to me?

First they want panties, then pics, then vids and now they want my LABIA SHREDDINGS?! Sorry, but I draw the line at my 'shreddings'. Lol.

I just got a mental image of a potato peeler and a labia.
join me.

pippapippa
02-09-2014, 11:36 PM
Idiot: (sends me like eight dick pics) Look at my pics, look at my pics, look at my pics
Me: no
Idiot keeps bothering me
Me: 5 Gold if you want me to look at your pic
Idiot: 3Gold
Me: 5 Gold or I'm blocking you
Idiot: Okay, be honest.
Idiot sends 5Gold
Me: Ehh, it's okay. Blocked.

Lola12
02-10-2014, 04:17 AM
I hate when guys are comparing me to others! I started a new account on MFC today (my first one was pretty dead with loooow camscore).

Asshole: How come ***** is having PLENTY of guys and making tons of money? Your room is so empty and boring!
Me: Ever heard of new model? It's not that empty! It's 25 people in here, most premiums and i've only been online for 6 min!
Asshole: New models always have plenty of guys!
Me: If you're here to be rude and complain, please leave!

Then he left. But serioulsy. I HATE these guys! I already knew where this conversation was going. Ofc asking me to do stuff for free so it's less "boring". But I wouldn't let him come do that...
And, 25 people in 6 min is really not awfull. By then I allready recived 500 tk. It was not even dead in there. Many guys were talking and joking around.

Sunnylexie
02-10-2014, 04:46 AM
I was having a perv on a countdown for a $0 goldshow on SM, and some guy typed:

"the $0 show is very smart, more money per minute for you"

:/

LMAO I tell you Gold Shows can never be good enough for them. They'll always find something to pick on.

Vlodina
02-10-2014, 04:52 AM
LMAO I tell you Gold Shows can never be good enough for them. They'll always find something to pick on.

It makes me laugh to see that the guys are still begging during the countdown. They cannot wait a couple of minutes for free pussy!

Sunnylexie
02-10-2014, 05:05 AM
Cheap gold shows can be used as fly paper against beggars and assholes. After every gold show, there are 3 to 10 names added to my blacklist.

Staples
02-10-2014, 05:22 AM
DF: Hello... Is your last name CAMBELL? Cause you look "MMM MMM GOOD"

CatBBW
02-10-2014, 09:14 AM
Me: Hi
Him: hi can i see your hairy armpits please
Me: Sure - please tip me 1 credit or take me group or private
Him: fuckin cheek of it
*leaves*


My prices are 0.80 per min for Group, and 1.80 per min for private - Sir, it is YOU who has the "fuckin cheek of it".

TheBrownFox
02-10-2014, 10:00 PM
Jizzbag: "Do you watch cams?"
Me: "Yes. If you tip 100 tokens, I'll watch your cam for 5 minutes in public chat."
Jizzbag: "Any cheaper if I have a big dick? Lol."
Me: *facepalm*

RebeccaT
02-11-2014, 07:27 AM
This generic one and variations thereof:

Mmmm bb, I can see your hard nipples poking through your shirt
I love your long hard nipples bb
Would love to suck those perfect nipples bb
etc
etc

I HAVE NO NIPPLES! Do the guys copy and paste this stuff?

VictoriaChaos
02-11-2014, 08:45 AM
SkippedAntomyClass: how big an juicy is ur clit
mm im curious to see ur juices flow from it

To explain why this is wrong....It just kills me.

caramelDip
02-11-2014, 09:49 AM
SkippedAntomyClass: how big an juicy is ur clit
mm im curious to see ur juices flow from it

To explain why this is wrong....It just kills me.

To attempt to bust your clit so juices can flow from it would be.....very painful *damn my imagination* :O

Morrigan
02-11-2014, 10:48 AM
SkippedAntomyClass: how big an juicy is ur clit
mm im curious to see ur juices flow from it

To explain why this is wrong....It just kills me.

perhaps hes spent too much time with us Tgirls?

speaking of which:


BIGMONSTER7COCK4U : mmmhmm YES U R Hotty like rl girl
BIGMONSTER7COCK4U : I got A massive 7 incher for you bb, how big r u?

Me: ME? little over 9 on average..10ish when really worked up , or more if in a gates or ring..wanting a peek?

BIGMONSTER7COCK4U : .. um...yeah thats big

BIGMONSTER7COCK4U has left

I get similar alot, most of them are all the gymdouch/jocky wana brag about anything sorts always amuses me how they get when a girl has a bigger peen than them AND tits on top of it. XD



also this one pisses me off.

Custy: OMG YES! your hot, like.... I would actually approach you on the street in public, I wouldn't care

Yes I hear that one many times, I know its suppose to be a compliment but WTF? think about what that still sorta suggests- not really as nice as they think

SophieL
02-11-2014, 03:11 PM
"DevilsChild: oh hail satan

DevilsChild: praise him

Me: praise who

DevilsChild: satan

Me: not with gold

DevilsChild has logged off"


I don't praise anyone that is not tipping...

SophieL
02-11-2014, 03:33 PM
sorry double post

Erin89
02-11-2014, 03:42 PM
"please remove babies"

I don't know what he meant by this as there were no babies in the room with me and I don't even look pregnant.

CurvyWinona
02-11-2014, 03:49 PM
i think its for boobs

Morrigan
02-11-2014, 03:52 PM
OR the guy has a doctor fetish and wants you to pretend to be a ob? next time tell him to breath slower and deeply and relax his pelvic floor as best he can

CurvyWinona
02-11-2014, 03:56 PM
AND be sure to record the show for clips :D

Blondieblue
02-11-2014, 04:04 PM
Late last night...... Mr director/freeloader: "You might start getting tips if you teased us a little, show something." Of course he didn't have any tokens LOL. And none of the other guys had tokens either. I didn't have too many people in my room. I tried to engage them in conversation, but they'd just sit and stare and not say anything LOL. I finally said if nobody was going to talk to me.... it was a good time for me to take a break.

Snowy0Star
02-11-2014, 04:46 PM
Yes I hear that one many times, I know its suppose to be a compliment but WTF? think about what that still sorta suggests- not really as nice as they think

o i know like the guys with limited English that come into into and go so fat ur so big and then i think hes making giving me shit for my weight then i turn on bitch mode and go all like when if u dont like me leave then they go no i like bb its just like ahhhhhhh my trolling spider senses are too fine tuned i think possibly

Holly_xoxo
02-11-2014, 10:03 PM
Shit4Brains: if i go private can i see your doggy style where i can see your booty and thighs?
Me: Umm, no, you're never going to see any part of me again
Shit4Brains: Me?
Me: Yes you, I have a serious problem with you
Shit4Brains: what's the problem?
Me: About a month ago, you came in here and gave gold to see my ass even though I said I don't show for gold. You then proceeded to take me pvt, stayed in for 40 seconds and then left me a 1 star rating.
Shit4Brains: well, you must have been rude
Me: No, I wasn't rude. You're an asshole!

*shit4brains...blocked*

WTF? he didn't even remember doing that to me? Loser!
Felt really good to tell him off and block though. I think I came a lil from the joy of it :)

aqua
02-11-2014, 10:09 PM
"DevilsChild: oh hail satan

DevilsChild: praise him

Me: praise who

DevilsChild: satan

Me: not with gold

DevilsChild has logged off"


I don't praise anyone that is not tipping...


Dude, I had this guy like a week ago... did exactly the same thing to me. I told him to sacrifice some of his gold to Satan. It worked.

On a separate but semi-related note, I don't know if this counts as stupid, but I had some guy come on with black sclera lenses on cam2cam just a few moments ago. Scared the crap out of me.

Procrasturbator
02-11-2014, 10:26 PM
After shooting the shit for a couple minutes:

angermybird100: about pussy is ur vertical lips worth kissing
angermybird100: is it plump juicy and ready to receive my angry bidy
angermybird100: birdy
angermybird100: it spits when happy
angermybird100: so watch out
angermybird100: cover eye
angermybird100: maybe a pirtes patch
angermybird100: just sayin
angermybird100: pirates
angermybird100: can't type
Me: Maybe you should try using both hands
angermybird100: why the other one needs to calm my bird down
Me: Hmmm, why calm it down? I'd get it excited
angermybird100: thats still to be seen
angermybird100: i know ur taco is
angermybird100: becoming supreme
(This is where I lost it lmao)
angermybird100: creamy
guest4734: you have alovely laugh
Me: Aww, thank you *blows kiss*
angermybird100: why he get smooches
angermybird100: and i dont
Me: Because he said I have a lovely laugh and you're just talking about my taco supreme
angermybird100: give me a vertical lips smooch
angermybird100: flying
angermybird100: kisses
angermybird100: but i make u laugh
angermybird100: thats why u get complemented
angermybird100: fuck that
angermybird100: so where is ur collection of dildos
Me: I don't own a collection of dildos, where's your collection of dildos?
angermybird100: in u
Me: Huh, that's funny, I can't feel anything (I know, I know, shouldn't have said that in case he's into that)
angermybird100: most cam girls collect like collectibles
Me: Well I'm not most cam girls
angermybird100: display in trophy cASE
angermybird100: so u r saying u do not own one
angermybird100: bull
angermybird100: bye

IDK whether to laugh or cry.

chloemonet
02-12-2014, 01:01 PM
I can't stand stupid "stand please bb" or "let me see your tits bb" guys because they ALWAYS leave when you tell them to tip gold for it. Last night was nothing but those guys, including one that got offended and said "so I have to pay for 1 sec to see you stand?" Um, duhhhhh. From now on I'm just going to kick those guys once they ask. Waste of time.

Renton
02-12-2014, 03:38 PM
clueless has successfully sent you €3.00 of GOLD.
clueless: could you get nacked?

OH YES LET ME TAKE ALL OF MY CLOTHES OFF IN GUEST CHAT FOR $1.05 HOLD ON BB

edit: and just now, this gem:


robpomatto: good and you?
loving myself. lol
thats not difficult
are you from pittsburgh?
we could meet... and you could play with me.. alll night
im 5ft 9 sexy italian with a 8 inch love stick
imagine playing with me... how would you do it
me: I would cut off your dick and feed it to the pigs

tattooed_fox
02-12-2014, 04:14 PM
imagine playing with me... how would you do it
me: I would cut off your dick and feed it to the pigs

Seriously cant stop laughing!

Holly_xoxo
02-12-2014, 04:21 PM
A message on SM

I wuld luv to talk and learn more of your wants needs desires and cravings mmm
do you like sloppy kisses I doooo mmmm makes my cum float in my throat

do you have yahoo messenger I d luv to talk