View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
Holly_xoxo
02-18-2014, 05:39 PM
Anyone ever get couples coming in asking for freebies? "My girlfriend and I... we're poor students... want to play with us for free?" NO! I don't care how hot you are, how old you are, how poor you are... I'm not masturbating with you for free!
I always wonder if those guys are lying about having a girlfriend with them. I just don't want to believe that a woman would try to get free shit on there Lol
audritwo
02-18-2014, 06:54 PM
Obama obama obama obama obama obama obama twerk fo obama
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SierraCirque
02-18-2014, 07:39 PM
^^ I got the Obama guy today too!
TheBrownFox
02-19-2014, 09:29 AM
Someone just asked a SM model (it's a voyeur room) if she has sex with her rats. WTF is wrong with people?
Holly_xoxo
02-19-2014, 09:31 AM
How would you even do that? And why was that my first thought? Lol
Renton
02-19-2014, 09:33 AM
^that was my first thought too actually :x
audritwo
02-19-2014, 01:04 PM
Haha mine too. Our minds are a little broken.
ladyjalyn
02-19-2014, 03:09 PM
"Do you do layaway for a show?" grrrrr...
audritwo
02-19-2014, 07:04 PM
"Do you do layaway for a show?" grrrrr...
You K-Mart?
nikki187
02-19-2014, 07:20 PM
"Do you do layaway for a show?" grrrrr...
Why yes, but you have to pay a $30 down payment now payable with GOLD lol What an ass!
CurvyAriel
02-19-2014, 08:57 PM
Well this is somthing stupid I saw on cam a models room topic said she was on her period and was still horny so it was gonna be bloody. :|
Sabihah
02-20-2014, 02:50 AM
One of my twitter followers keeps trying to get me to follow him back so he can DM me, which I have no interest in. Today he tweets that he thinks he saw me somewhere and tells me to DM him for more info. GAH. Super glad I didn't leave the house today so I don't have to worry about it.
If you're a lurking cam customer reading this, please DON'T do this to the models you follow. It is not pleasant to feel like you're being watched every time you're in public. If someone recognizes me, I don't need to know!
Incantatious
02-20-2014, 06:58 AM
Idiot: Do you squirt bb?
Me: No.
Idiot: Why not?
...WTF!!! What do you mean why not?
That cunt dragged out promising privates, admitted he had fuck all, then continued asking me daft questions.. I should have banned him ages ago but Cam4.
CatBBW
02-20-2014, 07:25 AM
Well this is somthing stupid I saw on cam a models room topic said she was on her period and was still horny so it was gonna be bloody. :|
Not sure that's stupid - Period Play is a fetish and lots of men like it. If she make bank with it (as *I* do once a month :D ) then that's rather clever. (And brave - it can get VERY messy!)
SweetJulia
02-20-2014, 07:42 AM
Not sure that's stupid - Period Play is a fetish and lots of men like it. If she make bank with it (as *I* do once a month :D ) then that's rather clever. (And brave - it can get VERY messy!)
Brave, yes-but if it's against the site rules and someone reports her, she could get suspended or lose her account on a site where she, hopefully, makes a lot of money.
VictoriaChaos
02-20-2014, 08:07 AM
Gibberish: hey bb hru bb i have only premium exclusive chat bb i'm a premium member bb i pay 3000 more credit only i have one condition for c2c exclusive chat bb deal or not bb my id number is 23434i765yk843kj
What? O.o
SpaceyLaceyButterfacey
02-20-2014, 08:13 AM
Gibberish: hey bb hru bb i have only premium exclusive chat bb i'm a premium member bb i pay 3000 more credit only i have one condition for c2c exclusive chat bb deal or not bb my id number is 23434i765yk843kj
What? O.o
I am definitely familiar with this same guy :rotfl:
Glamourmilf
02-20-2014, 08:14 AM
I'm getting r-e-a-l-l-y tired of the people coming into free chat and asking me to do a porno, and they will pay me x amount! Pleeze!!!
I'm not even taking it as a compliment. Instant ban. Just leave my tired old ass alone!:no:
Marina Starr
02-20-2014, 08:17 AM
By paying X amount meaning they will download it for free?!
I'm getting r-e-a-l-l-y tired of the people coming into free chat and asking me to do a porno, and they will pay me x amount! Pleeze!!!
I'm not even taking it as a compliment. Instant ban. Just leave my tired old ass alone!:no:
CatBBW
02-20-2014, 08:32 AM
Brave, yes-but if it's against the site rules and someone reports her, she could get suspended or lose her account on a site where she, hopefully, makes a lot of money.
OK, I had no idea this wasn't allowed on some sites. Fair enough.
Snowy0Star
02-20-2014, 09:19 AM
Gibberish: hey bb hru bb i have only premium exclusive chat bb i'm a premium member bb i pay 3000 more credit only i have one condition for c2c exclusive chat bb deal or not bb my id number is 23434i765yk843kj
What? O.o
i got him too when i went on someone needs to make a gay CL add with this number
audritwo
02-20-2014, 09:38 AM
guy 1: is it a joke that you have a hairy vag hahaha
me: The joke is that you think vaginas are hairy. Labia majora and mons pubis are.
guy 1: ?
me: Vaginas don't have hair broski. The outer lips and on top do.
guy 2: haha read a book mutha fucker
guy 1: this dumb bitch dont speak english. thinks she so smart.
guy 3: Wikipedia confirmed she is right. Damn this bitch KNOWS pussy.
Seriously. Everyday is a god damn anatomy lesson.
LaceyCummings
02-20-2014, 10:44 AM
AW serving up only the finest wankers...
gifttowomen: my ocean of beauty will you be angry if i will cum looking into your eyes here?
TheBrownFox
02-20-2014, 11:46 AM
This guy on MFC last night was asking about Skype. I told him I don't offer Skype on MFC unless it's the occasional raffle. He's like "Why not?," and I said "Because I'm not giving you a discounted show on Skype when you can just take me private right here." Then he claimed he doesn't know how to get audio to work in MFC privates, and doesn't like to do much typing during a show. And he said "I'm trying to help you make money." *rolls eyes* No, you're not...you're trying to help yourself to a cheap show. Anyone who really wants to help a model would tip her so she can...ya know...pay her bills and whatnot.
My #1 regular PMed me and said "I remember that guy was in here once before asking for Skype, and was trying to pay with PayPal." Lol. Someone else was asking me about videos, and then Mr. I'm-trying-to-help-you-make-money was like "I can help you make a video." *rolls eyes*
BlondAmbition
02-20-2014, 01:03 PM
Didn't know you girls have to deal with so much bad stuff :(
Sunnylexie
02-20-2014, 08:24 PM
In a GS countdown:
MrVanity: If I put in 20 gold, will you name your fuckmachine Andrew after show?
Doesn't beat the guy from like 3 years ago who offered $300 to get his name tattooed on my chest - but still sweet.
BTW, am I the only person who's sorta freaked out by sextoys being named after live people (not like a brandname, but by the user)? It's always sounded like some sick kind of voodoo to me. It also gives me an unpleasant feeling when people ask me what's a dildo's name. FFS, it's a penis-shaped chunk of silicone, why is it expected to have a name like it's a live being?
Sunnylexie
02-21-2014, 08:56 AM
Someone just asked a SM model (it's a voyeur room) if she has sex with her rats. WTF is wrong with people?
Law of camming № 124: once there's a thing around you viewers can see, at some point someone will ask if you use it sexually, no matter what it is.
Probably they think that we put things next to ourselves when on cam to demonstrate our willingness to use them in shows. Sort of Chekhov's gun thing.
Bubblegum1235
02-21-2014, 11:38 AM
^I have a Teddy bear in my room and other fluffy toys. Most of them were gifts and itīs not like I put them there to be used as sex toys, obviously. Well...there isnīt a single day on cam that I donīt get at least one request to ride them, rub myself or using them in some creepy way. Perturbing...
TheBrownFox
02-21-2014, 12:58 PM
guy 1: is it a joke that you have a hairy vag hahaha
me: The joke is that you think vaginas are hairy. Labia majora and mons pubis are.
guy 1: ?
me: Vaginas don't have hair broski. The outer lips and on top do.
guy 2: haha read a book mutha fucker
guy 1: this dumb bitch dont speak english. thinks she so smart.
guy 3: Wikipedia confirmed she is right. Damn this bitch KNOWS pussy.
SMH at these numbnuts...
http://i.imgur.com/ElS6u34.gif
Busygirl
02-21-2014, 05:03 PM
on mfc
i tease, quietly don't even ask for tips, just generally cheerful:
" SupermanCraig: Your buttocks are shapely and rather fetching
SupermanCraig: yeah... youre welcome for the compliment
SupermanCraig: you just made it to the ignored list.... try saying THANK YOU next time loser !!!!!!!!!!!!"
i sit down, smile
what was this? i did not even said a word, i should have said thank you because he complimented my ass?!
TheBrownFox
02-21-2014, 05:15 PM
Did he really say 'buttocks'? LOL.
Renton
02-21-2014, 06:44 PM
inworff: hi babe how are you so how old are you you look about fifteen or sixteen i like that
or how to get blocked really fast
Procrasturbator
02-22-2014, 06:47 AM
Delusional: We're u live
Delusional: Tell me were u live and ill come over and we can have sex
Delusional: Don't have audio
Delusional: Im sure that pussy itches
Delusional: And u need me
Delusional: Strip plez
I'm sure that pussy itches.
Vlodina
02-22-2014, 08:12 AM
This is from free chat on SM (not guest). I don't normally look at it and I just spam it when I see it flashing...
Scotty_Hottie: You need to sign up with credit card details to come and chat with me in Guest Chat. ^;^
bobmaar: i dont hv credit card wt is the other way???
Scotty_Hottie: You need to sign up with credit card details to come and chat with me in Guest Chat. ^;^
bobmaar: ok my dads card i will use,... first show a lil ur breast
bobmaar: ok my dads card i will use,... first show a lil ur breast
niple also
bobmaar: m givng credit details.. bt first show ur pussy nd a lill breast..
bobmaar: i hv given the details bt now its prosecng.... take off ur bra of one breast
no pussy only breast
bobmaar: show ur niples
one only
bobmaar: i m giving tip but first u show ue one breast nd pussy hair
first u show ue one breast nd pussy hair
first u show ue one breast nd pussy hair den i will tip
bobmaar: if u dont show ur pussy hair nd only one breast den i will not tip nd log out...
bye bye
SoloDesire
02-22-2014, 08:46 AM
^ Lol I love it when the guys in free chat think that by threatening to leave they will upset us. "No please bb, don't go! I NEED your free loading ass!" Haha
pippapippa
02-22-2014, 10:21 PM
are you naked?
as a I sit here very clearly wearing a white v-neck.
scarlettbelle
02-23-2014, 09:34 AM
I'm sure that pussy itches.
I'm sure it would if you had sex with him. :D
Holly_xoxo
02-23-2014, 11:16 AM
goodluck83: hi
how r u
31 chan
from India
would u like to earn 60000$
plz type
goodluck83: can u do contract marriage??
its not real marriage,,,,,,
goodluck83: dont worry,,,everything will be done thorugh lawyer,,,you do not have to worry
as per US law ,,,3 years
you dont have to stay to gether
goodluck83: ohhh
where r u from
goodluck83: this is not first time
i did it before
well,,this is primary introduction
goodluck83: after everything done then i come meet
i rpovide visa aasistant to you to come to India on the basis of my company letters then provide you return ticket and five star hotel stay
before you come
we chat online with cam to cam through sky pe
or yahoo
well we have to be serious when we deal with immigration
plz type i cant hear u dear
where r u from dear
i studied in US
i have clients who want to set up businesss in US
for that they need to go there
visitor visa is hard to earn
plz type
by way of contract marriage,,,,u can also earn money and other person also success in his career
i have inquiries for US, AUS, CANADA and UK
plz reply
Sad part is....this is the most entertaining guy that's been in my room all morning..Lol...he's still going on about it, as I type this
Renton
02-24-2014, 10:16 AM
I love free chat lol
Maximo200: hi
you are perfect
hm
ok
what the size of your reamer??
you are singer??
Rhiiannon
02-24-2014, 11:19 AM
"I have no tokens, but can you..." no.
ladyjalyn
02-24-2014, 12:18 PM
I had this guy! But he only offered me $50k :( You must be $10K more prettier :)
goodluck83: hi
how r u
31 chan
from India
would u like to earn 60000$
plz type
goodluck83: can u do contract marriage??
its not real marriage,,,,,,
goodluck83: dont worry,,,everything will be done thorugh lawyer,,,you do not have to worry
as per US law ,,,3 years
you dont have to stay to gether
goodluck83: ohhh
where r u from
goodluck83: this is not first time
i did it before
well,,this is primary introduction
goodluck83: after everything done then i come meet
i rpovide visa aasistant to you to come to India on the basis of my company letters then provide you return ticket and five star hotel stay
before you come
we chat online with cam to cam through sky pe
or yahoo
well we have to be serious when we deal with immigration
plz type i cant hear u dear
where r u from dear
i studied in US
i have clients who want to set up businesss in US
for that they need to go there
visitor visa is hard to earn
plz type
by way of contract marriage,,,,u can also earn money and other person also success in his career
i have inquiries for US, AUS, CANADA and UK
plz reply
Sad part is....this is the most entertaining guy that's been in my room all morning..Lol...he's still going on about it, as I type this
Procrasturbator
02-24-2014, 12:48 PM
Soooo I placed my first CMD ad a couple hours ago. Not impressed with the guys who have messaged me so far but this one just now takes the creepy cake.
darrell_atkins01: I saw your ad on CamModelDirectory nice body
Me: Thanks Looking to play?
darrell_atkins01: i have to be careful, my daughter is home
(I start getting a really bad feeling about this but decide to make a graceful exit while giving him the benefit of the doubt)
Me: Maybe another time then.
darrell_atkins01 is typing...
darrell_atkins01: ok, she might see you!
NOPITY NOPE NOPE, SPEED-IGNORE
Snowy0Star
02-24-2014, 12:54 PM
Soooo I placed my first CMD ad a couple hours ago. Not impressed with the guys who have messaged me so far but this one just now takes the creepy cake.
darrell_atkins01: I saw your ad on CamModelDirectory nice body
Me: Thanks Looking to play?
darrell_atkins01: i have to be careful, my daughter is home
(I start getting a really bad feeling about this but decide to make a graceful exit while giving him the benefit of the doubt)
Me: Maybe another time then.
darrell_atkins01 is typing...
darrell_atkins01: ok, she might see you!
NOPITY NOPE NOPE, SPEED-IGNORE
i got that guy twice but i remembered him and caught on and blocked him. hes going by a script he used the EXACT same lines on me
Holly_xoxo
02-24-2014, 01:21 PM
I had this guy! But he only offered me $50k :( You must be $10K more prettier :)
I seriously just laughed my ass off at your response Lol
Fitandpretty
02-24-2014, 01:38 PM
Soooo I placed my first CMD ad a couple hours ago. Not impressed with the guys who have messaged me so far but this one just now takes the creepy cake.
darrell_atkins01: I saw your ad on CamModelDirectory nice body
Me: Thanks Looking to play?
darrell_atkins01: i have to be careful, my daughter is home
(I start getting a really bad feeling about this but decide to make a graceful exit while giving him the benefit of the doubt)
Me: Maybe another time then.
darrell_atkins01 is typing...
darrell_atkins01: ok, she might see you!
NOPITY NOPE NOPE, SPEED-IGNORE
OMG I had that guy last week!!!!! He said exactly the same thing to me!!
pippapippa
02-24-2014, 11:26 PM
via message:
Hi baby, i already like you ,but how can we meet and get to know each other,what do you think,?:)
Jonny
me: I don't meet people on here. This isn't a dating site.
his response: what do you do here ???
Please tell me you're joking. Please.
I don't even know how this guy found me. He never went into my room.
Snowy0Star
02-24-2014, 11:48 PM
via message:
Hi baby, i already like you ,but how can we meet and get to know each other,what do you think,?:)
Jonny
me: I don't meet people on here. This isn't a dating site.
his response: what do you do here ???
Please tell me you're joking. Please.
I don't even know how this guy found me. He never went into my room.
I had something simaiar happen this guy sent a message that simply said "would love to fuck you" i ignored it he sent the same thing again a few days later and then i sent him a message that said i would love for him to stop being creepy and this wasnt a virtual brothel it was a porn site and if he wanted a show he could take me pvt the next time i was on .
i didnt block him AND i HAVEN'T heard from him since
KikiGem
02-25-2014, 12:17 AM
I'm a Dom on Sinful call. Get a guy wanting to do a rape fantasy on me. Goes into very disturbing details. Says he can't call tonight but had plenty of time to spam me with emails asking me to talk explicitly for him about his god awful fantasy.
Right let me help with that! Even though your a sick fuck, your not paying and I'm a Dom. I told him to buy my content and ignored him.
Lola12
02-25-2014, 02:01 AM
Douche - Hi BB. Let me see your body so I know if you're worth my money.
Me - How are u gonna tip me with 0 tokens? And i'm worth a lot, so if u want to see me, tip me!
Then he just left.
Another guy was SO desperate that he tried to trick me that MFC has a deal with skype! He said it works exactly the same as prvt, but that the show would be on skype.
He actually added me on skype at first, cuz i thought he was gonna give me tokens for a prvt there. And then he pulled of this lie and even had a fake account from MFC so i could accept this thingy ;D
HOW stupid did he think I was?
IsobelWren
02-25-2014, 07:09 PM
My prices are 0.80 per min for Group, and 1.80 per min for private - Sir, it is YOU who has the "fuckin cheek of it".
Some threads you might want to check out:
https://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?169252-Raise-Your-Rates-Challenge!
https://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?166860-Please-Stop-Being-Cheap-(-!!!!!!!!!!)
https://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?175782-Do-NOT-Lower-Your-Prices-in-Desperation!-(In-conjunction-with-STOP-BEING-CHEAP)
https://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?170260-High-vs-Low-Rates
I HAVE NO NIPPLES! Do the guys copy and paste this stuff?
A)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=in7yLZJ7A6Y
B) Yes.
perhaps hes spent too much time with us Tgirls?
What is this ridiculousness of which you speak? It's not possible to spend too much time with Tgirls. :)
ur ass is so nice but u prolly have the herps
Any time someone says "herps" I think of herpetology
http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff115/IsobelWren/herps_zpsfdc98aa2.jpg