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audritwo
02-28-2014, 04:12 PM
Oh yeah do that! Be like what a coincidence its my birthday too! Can't you do something special on my birthday???

Renton
02-28-2014, 04:37 PM
^I've thought about doing that too every time someone talks about my rates, raise them a bit just to annoy them :p

ZafinaX
03-01-2014, 12:56 PM
Received this email from an ex-regular. He stopped doing his 3 minute shows with me once I raised my prices by 0.50

"Your beautiful lips,(and the ones on your face.)
Is there anything i havnt seen you do wiith those lips Cat.I have been a friend of yours (i hope) for so long ,and i dont even know your real name!!

Its my birthday nexy monday,i would love a show but 3.99 is too much.Please put it back to original price for a birthday treat.Deal?"

Trying to manipulate me by stating how long you've known me and how we're "friends", and then asking me to lower my prices b/c you somehow think you're special? "Puh", with a fucking "leeeese"

At least you didn't have a regular that thought you aren't worth anything after raising your rates at all! I had a regular who spends no more than like 2-3 minutes cause all he likes is for me to beg for his cum while naked. After I raised my rates like $1, I get a message "you really think $4.09 is worth it for a COLORED GIRL? Really? Even the original price had to be debated!" I never banned someone so fast I don't even want his asshole money.

TheBrownFox
03-01-2014, 02:30 PM
Dick- "$7? For 5 mins? You're cute and all, but that's more expensive than most guys can afford."

Bullshit. They can afford it. But they've gotten so used to $0 - $3 Gold shows (with HD sex vids included) that any model who doesn't offer all of that is now "too expensive." SMH. It's comments like his that confirm what I've said before...these free chat/Gold show guys are spoiled. I'm not even a Streamate model, and reading that comment pissed me off.

He probably spends a shitload of money on SuperBowl parties and other items of luxury he doesn't need, but has the audacity to come on a sex site and bitch about $7?

Procrasturbator
03-01-2014, 02:39 PM
^ Yes. Omg yes. That is a perfectly reasonable price for a live sex show. $7 is "more than most guys can afford"? Uhhhhh who are these guys and why are they on a pay to play site when they're clearly on the brink of homelessness?

Fitandpretty
03-01-2014, 02:42 PM
Bullshit. They can afford it. But they've gotten so used to $0 - $3 Gold shows (with HD sex vids included) that any model who doesn't offer all of that is now "too expensive." SMH. It's comments like his that confirm what I've said before...these free chat/Gold show guys are spoiled. I'm not even a Streamate model, and reading that comment pissed me off.

He probably spends a shitload of money on SuperBowl parties and other items of luxury he doesn't need, but has the audacity to come on a sex site and bitch about $7?

These men need to recognize that cam girls are a luxury. We shouldn't do anything for cheap or free. They should consider themselves blessed that women like us would even chat at all for free to them. Because in real life we wouldn't pay these guys no fuckin mind. Come to me with cash or get the fuck out of my chat room lol

Fitandpretty
03-01-2014, 02:56 PM
^AMEN. And, I got SOOOOO pissed, I kinda took it out on my whole room. lol
Someone else in the room even said- "I've seen girls doing $0 and $1 Goldshows"
And I was like "Yes, and it's sad that they undervalue themselves so much! this puss is so amazing, you're not getting it for anything less than $7 today, or $5/min" :)

They can't even smell my farts for a damn dollar >:(.

Holly_xoxo
03-01-2014, 04:02 PM
Dick- "$7? For 5 mins? You're cute and all, but that's more expensive than most guys can afford."
Me- "You know, that's funny, cuz there's about 4 people here begging me to go exclusive with them, which is $5 per fucking minute. So, if you think about it, $5 times 5 minutes is *gasp!* $25! Now that's expensive."
Dick- "...guess I'm gonna get banned for that huh?"
Me- *clicks on his name, raises eyebrow* "uh huh" BANNED

3 pple took me Pvt after that, at $4 a minute. I kinda wished I hadn't banned him so that he could've seen me go Pvt. :P[/QUOTE]
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Loser's like that make me appreciate the good guys I have as regulars, that show me respect and are fun.
I seem to remember when GS's started, I'd see buy ins that were 10$ for 5-7 minutes, no vids or anything for sale and members would buy in. Makes me feel like the cheapo's have won in a way because the more hard to get they act, the more shows go down in price and more free stuff gets thrown in.

Can't afford 7$...get the fuck off the site then...Lol

CatBBW
03-02-2014, 05:01 AM
Some threads you might want to check out:

https://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?169252-Raise-Your-Rates-Challenge!
https://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?166860-Please-Stop-Being-Cheap-(-!!!!!!!!!!)
https://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?175782-Do-NOT-Lower-Your-Prices-in-Desperation!-(In-conjunction-with-STOP-BEING-CHEAP)

https://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?170260-High-vs-Low-Rates



Thanks, but I only work on Adultwork at the mo (puter too slow for anything else) and the very highest price I can go without business completely drying up is £2 per min for private and £1.50 for group. At the higher prices it takes me a lot longer to hit goal and I have to spend many more hours working the freeview room. I adjust prices up and down throughout the month depending on various factors. But I will read the threads and see if there's anything new I can glean from them :)

TheBrownFox
03-02-2014, 05:17 AM
After I raised my rates like $1, I get a message "you really think $4.09 is worth it for a COLORED GIRL? Really? Even the original price had to be debated!" I never banned someone so fast I don't even want his asshole money.
'Colored'?! *facepalm* OMG, it's 2014, dude. I had a generous MFC tipper a long time ago who said that he likes "colored girls," and that guy was over 60 years old.

But the worst part of reading that is the fact that he's saying Black models should be cheaper. WTF? His name would've gone on my mental perma-ban list, even though MFC doesn't allow you to perma-ban.

ladyjalyn
03-02-2014, 07:02 AM
"I know you don't like it, but can you put soda can in your asshole FOR ME BB, just this one time? Just do it for me, BB..." ME: quit fucking myself, go get soda can and start drinking out of it... Guy leaves after 10min... I mean I can only drink it that fast... I guess I will save this half full can for his next pvt... :)

apryll11
03-02-2014, 11:00 PM
"I got my internet back ok I missed talking to u.I hope you remember me Im James From Indiana.Marry me please "

This was a regular squatter who I haven't seen since Nov.
So he cant afford internet for how many months now?
He cant afford my rate or to watch a video for that matter, I mean I do have 20 sec clips even a squatter on a budget can afford to watch one
and he wants to beg for marriage.
How do you confess to poverty and ask for marriage in the same damn sentence? Where they do that at? O' what I guess in Indiana

Sunnylexie
03-03-2014, 12:17 AM
I'm in a Gold show when this idiot comes to my free chat to type this:
Doofus: hello baby.....get rid of him
u want my big cock

Me: *copypaste*Hi, I'm doing a Gold show! Join to have fun!

my11inches: mmmmmmmm
i want eclusive so u can see my girrafe size cock
i fuck my mother

Oh yes, baby - I'm so hungry for your imaginary 11 inches that hearing you brag about it is totally gonna be worth giving a free show to 15 men. Let me toss them and join your freeloading ass to have an exciting convo about your sick fantasies.

SexiCal
03-03-2014, 01:54 AM
ImGoingToFuckingKillYou has entered chat
ImGoingToFuckingKillYou: Im going to fucking kill you
ImGoingToFuckingKillYou: Commit murder. Family will search for you hi and lo
ImGoingToFuckingKillYou: I have the knives ready
ImGoingToFuckingKillYou: And body bags
ImGoingToFuckingKillYou: :)
ImGoingToFuckingKillYou: Hello. I am **** and I am into murder roll play.
ImGoingToFuckingKillYou has left chat


Hang me now...

Rhiiannon
03-03-2014, 05:30 AM
"I rated and admired you so can you ... for me? Please, for me? I rated and admired you. I have no tokens but..."

I also hate the ones who have like 93850943850934 points, so they were a big spender at one point, but don't have tokens now and try to get freebies. So you can spend thousands on other models, and come to me with nothing and expect freebies? Hell no.

Classy_Katy
03-03-2014, 07:16 AM
Creep: Do you fancy a 3some me & ur daughter

caramelDip
03-03-2014, 07:32 AM
Not on cam, but this was a comment left under a vine video called "who said white girls can't twerk?"

Fucking slut your advertising your arse yet u probly dont like it up the arse
dont advertise your arse if you dont want it to be fucked
I mean seriously you girls attract us guys with your arse and you wont let us fuck you there
You girls just send misleading info and it drives some of us guys nuts im really sick of it
Its girls like you that deserve a special place in hell



I BET he views cams though lololol

TheBrownFox
03-03-2014, 08:10 AM
"I rated and admired you so can you ... for me? Please, for me? I rated and admired you. I have no tokens but..."

I also hate the ones who have like 93850943850934 points, so they were a big spender at one point, but don't have tokens now and try to get freebies. So you can spend thousands on other models, and come to me with nothing and expect freebies? Hell no.
BOTH of those things mentioned piss me off too. Next time a guy claims to have rated and admired you, you should call him out on it because MFC just recently got rid of the rate/admire feature. :) I'm glad they did...it was a useless feature that freeloaders would try to use to make up for not tipping.

CurvyWinona
03-03-2014, 09:45 AM
aintgonnaflipaburger: y do u cost so much

me: y u so poor

Sunnylexie
03-04-2014, 06:06 AM
Likeaboss *arrived while I was in pvt, has been waiting for me in free chat. Also came earlier that day to mooch for freebies*: hey can i see some skin
Me: *getting dressed* wb
yes, for 5 gold
Likeaboss: gotta tease me a lil
Me: not interested
motivate me a bit
Likeaboss: if not no honey bunny
Likeaboss: lets see some of your toys
Me: let's see some of your gold
it's not me chasing you and demanding for things, after all
Likeaboss: well thats why u are still there with your clothes on cause u are no fun
no gold for u
Custie has successfully sent you $5.00 of GOLD.
Me: Thank you! What would you like to see?
Custie: ass bb
Likeaboss: stand up do a jjack something
Me: Fat chance, Likeaboss - I'm no fun and noone gives me gold! Now turn away *kick him and show ass*


sofawarrior: mr putin is bad man
Me: ok, now how can I help you?
sofawarrior: i hope russia blows up
usa will nuke u muther fuckers
Me: idgaf either about politics or your fantasies regarding it. Would you like a show?
sofawarrior: we love killing ruskies
Me: at least there's something you love. Good for you
sofawarrior: ty
Me: anything you'd like me to tell mr Putin lol?
from what I see, you must be confusing me to his secretary. Otherwise, I don't know what makes you choose such intricate ways of communicating with government officials. whatever helps you sleep at night, though
sofawarrior: we will fuck his ass, ty
we will take over russia
Me: lol
Who's the we? like you and your best pal personally?
sofawarrior: then your ass will be mine !
Me: lmao my ass is Helen of Troy
sofawarrior: ?
whos that
Me: google knows it. good luck in the field.

There's one thing I hate more than politics in my chatroom: stupid fucks who look forward for a war when the only time they saw it was in Call of Duty. Obviously they want the national army to take over another country so that every basement dweller could get 20 virgin slaves from %countryname%, yet they completely disregard the possibility of themselves or their loved ones getting killed because that's what war is, motherfucker. Screw these people.


Me: Hi, how are you?
Thinkshessmart: in need of some help
Me: umm
Up for something naughty or just moving furniture)))?
Thinkshessmart: My neighbour and me are setting a bet
Me *smelling something fishy*: ok what does it have to do with me?;-)
Thinkshessmart: she thinks the girls on here are too afraid to shake thier ass and im saying that they arent. now if i winn then i get a bj but if i lose then i have to eat her out and be her bitch for two nights in a row, ot including tonight
Me: lol
Now what am I getting if i help you win?
Thinkshessmart: but you can say no and we r gone
and i will be her bitch any way and then i will get the bj later in the week
up to u
Me: Ok. If you intend to pay - tip me 5 gold and there you go. If you don't - get off the site. Girls on here arent shy but they're too smart to give away free shows so you'd win your stupid bet which you probably made up anyway, as well as your neighbour. Honestly - noone cares about the way you fuck.
Thinkshessmart: fine then we arent staying *leaves*


Talkaboutmydickbb: does circumcision desensitize the penis alot u think?
Me: How would I know? I've never had one.

Seriously? You're asking a cis woman what it's like to have a circumcised cock vs uncircumcised?

And a cherry on the top:

Theundyingclassic: bb show me 1 tit now then i take you pvt 1 hr

He probably thinks that once that shit is so old, people must have forgotten it and will fall for it.

Sunnylexie
03-04-2014, 07:47 AM
Well, from what I heard from my friends, throwing crap at Russian models because of Ukraine has become a trend. I totally understand people who disagree with Russia's policy regarding the conflict in Ukraine, but how talking shit about Russia and Russian camgirls in particular is helping anyone? If you really cared, you'd be spending on an Ukrainian model right now rather than spewing propaganda in my free chat.

TheBrownFox
03-04-2014, 08:19 AM
This MFC member (IAmTOOCoolXXX) with 400+ tokens showing said to my room "Who wants to see her flash? I'm buying." No one responded, so he said "No one? Okay." Then he left without actually tipping.

I PMed him to let him know that dangling your tokens in a model's face - and then not tipping - is rude. And then I banned him. A few minutes later I got a 50-token tip from him with the tip note "No problem. Have fun. Thanks for the ban." I just now checked my MFC token sessions, and it shows that he had also tipped me 3 tokens after that, and then 5 tokens. LOL. I guess since I have him on ban and ignore, it wasn't showing up in the chat...only showing up on the Token Sessions page.

TheBrownFox
03-04-2014, 10:22 AM
If a SM model is giving you a generous offer of 60 videos for chipping into a $5 Gold show, and you've got the nerve to ask her "How long are the vids?," you're a damn fool.

Marina Starr
03-04-2014, 01:05 PM
http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t94/tsmelania/JzOBHHG_zps9360a9a7.gif (http://s158.photobucket.com/user/tsmelania/media/JzOBHHG_zps9360a9a7.gif.html)

They can't even smell my farts for a damn dollar >:(.

aqua
03-04-2014, 05:46 PM
OMG. Just because he paid for a few sessions awhile back, this one guy thinks it's OK to shout orders at me in FREE CHAT and just outright tells me that I should do what he wants because he's "jerking". For free. Fuck you, dude. Pay me.
I've seen him on cam2cam, too, when we have had sessions, and he always stares DIRECTLY INTO THE CAMERA the entire time like a total creeper and looks vaguely like he has down's syndrome. I know he doesn't, though, and that just makes it even worse. Really wish he'd just show me his dick like a normal human being. He makes my pussy want to fade into nonexistence so that I look like a naked barbie doll.
Pretty sure I'm PMSing. Needed to rant.
I just want to punch someone today...

Fitandpretty
03-04-2014, 05:50 PM
OMG. Just because he paid for a few sessions awhile back, this one guy thinks it's OK to shout orders at me in FREE CHAT and just outright tells me that I should do what he wants because he's "jerking". For free. Fuck you, dude. Pay me.
I've seen him on cam2cam, too, when we have had sessions, and he always stares DIRECTLY INTO THE CAMERA the entire time like a total creeper and looks vaguely like he has down's syndrome. I know he doesn't, though, and that just makes it even worse. Really wish he'd just show me his dick like a normal human being. He makes my pussy want to fade into nonexistence so that I look like a naked barbie doll.
Pretty sure I'm PMSing. Needed to rant.
I just want to punch someone today... Your whole 2nd paragraph made me LOL!!!! I hope your day gets better :)

Sunnylexie
03-05-2014, 12:44 AM
Imaliar: you like older men?
Me: it depends on the man
Imaliar: im an experienced 66 yr old with a big present for you
Me: great;-)
what kind of a show are you looking for?
Imaliar: its about 27cm long and 9cm wide
Me: now, how thick is it?
i mean front to back
Imaliar: 9cm
Me: mmm
That makes 2187 cubical cm. Even taken your non-erect penis is the size of a beer bottle, it still needs around 1.7 liters of blood to get fully erect. Given an adult man only has around 5 liters of blood in his body, you should faint every time you get a hardon. DOn't think you're a lover a woman dreams of lol
Imaliar *leaves*

I know I should've used a different formula, as dick is more of a cylinder, but didn't think of it at the moment)))

Sunnylexie
03-05-2014, 02:12 AM
SadBeggar: can i see armpits
Me: yes, for 2 gold
SadBeggar: ur fucking sick. shave

LMAO textbook sour grapes!

CurvyWinona
03-05-2014, 05:06 AM
https://www.mediafire.com/convkey/5c8f/oe8o6aqi2r4xpjb4g.jpg (http://www.mediafire.com/view/oe8o6aqi2r4xpjb/loldumb.gif)

Wishing I could put that gif in my freechat to losers.

lemonberry
03-05-2014, 05:08 AM
https://www.mediafire.com/convkey/5c8f/oe8o6aqi2r4xpjb4g.jpg (http://www.mediafire.com/view/oe8o6aqi2r4xpjb/loldumb.gif)

Wishing I could put that gif in my freechat to losers.

That needs to pop up when someone gets banned.

CurvyWinona
03-05-2014, 05:20 AM
YES. hahah

Marina Starr
03-05-2014, 07:17 AM
Fucktard: would you fuck a woman?
Marina: NO! I am strictly dickly!

Fucktard was BANNED.

TattooedBBW
03-05-2014, 07:27 AM
Buffguy8: hey baby do u remember me?
Me: yeah *checks notes* I remember last time u promised to tip or take me private but didn't, u got some money today?
Buffguy8: ur wrong. I tipped for ur tits last time
Me: umm, no, you didn't. But feel free to do so now!
Buffguy8: I can't I'm in class right now is that wrong of me? Ur always on when I'm horny
Me: uh, so you have a boner in class? Odd.. So what you're saying is you don't plan on tipping or doing a private then, right?
Buffguy8: I'm broke babe but I am cute and sexy and have muscles!
Me: cute and muscular doesn't pay my bills
Buffguy8: come on, just a lil peek?
Me: here's a lil peek, at the BAN BUTTON. Cya!

funismymiddlename
03-05-2014, 12:04 PM
I'm racially ambigious most ppl never guess what race I am. I hate when guys ask me if I'm a certain race they're obsessed with and leave when they find out I'm not that race. Wtf you were attracted to me but you don't want to do a show with me bc I'm not the race you want wtf. It's so creepy and stupid like I've had a bunch of ppl after I tell them what race I am and correct their wrong guess they leave wtf it's weird to be obsessed with once race of girls if they like the way I look it shouldn't matter what race I am.

Fitandpretty
03-05-2014, 12:29 PM
I'm racially ambigious most ppl never guess what race I am. I hate when guys ask me if I'm a certain race they're obsessed with and leave when they find out I'm not that race. Wtf you were attracted to me but you don't want to do a show with me bc I'm not the race you want wtf. It's so creepy and stupid like I've had a bunch of ppl after I tell them what race I am and correct their wrong guess they leave wtf it's weird to be obsessed with once race of girls if they like the way I look it shouldn't matter what race I am.
OMG I get this too!!! It pisses me off.

Marina Starr
03-05-2014, 02:45 PM
You should tell them personal questions is for pvt and let them guess before you tell them. At least make some money for your annoyance!
It's the same thing when they ask for location, they'll leave right away if you're too far to meet up so I lure them into pvt! This shit adds up!

I'm racially ambigious most ppl never guess what race I am. I hate when guys ask me if I'm a certain race they're obsessed with and leave when they find out I'm not that race. Wtf you were attracted to me but you don't want to do a show with me bc I'm not the race you want wtf. It's so creepy and stupid like I've had a bunch of ppl after I tell them what race I am and correct their wrong guess they leave wtf it's weird to be obsessed with once race of girls if they like the way I look it shouldn't matter what race I am.

Glamourmilf
03-05-2014, 03:30 PM
"Do You do Anal?" "Do You do anal?" "Do you do Anal?"
"Do You do Anal?" i get the question at least 50 times for every hour I'm on cam. I used to answer yes, but nobody ever took me prvt. for it, so now I just ignore the question until they leave.:-X

Marina Starr
03-05-2014, 08:25 PM
"I wish I could take your Exclusive but CC doesn't work"
http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t94/tsmelania/oprahlaughin_zps1a21d47f.gif (http://s158.photobucket.com/user/tsmelania/media/oprahlaughin_zps1a21d47f.gif.html)

TattooedBBW
03-05-2014, 08:56 PM
"I wish I could take your Exclusive but CC doesn't work"
http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t94/tsmelania/oprahlaughin_zps1a21d47f.gif (http://s158.photobucket.com/user/tsmelania/media/oprahlaughin_zps1a21d47f.gif.html)


Hahahahahaha I'm laughing so hard at that GIF. Oprah thinks it's soooo funny that the freeloader is such a broke chump Lololol

Sunnylexie
03-05-2014, 08:59 PM
A really persistent troll: Havn't you shaved yet...grossin me out!
hairy armpits...PEEEEUUUUK

Grossing you out, eh? Obviously that's why you took the trouble of making a new account after I banned you. Good to know I can get someone THAT butthurt without any effort.


And here's another sofa warrior!

A guy who never spent on me (it's first time I actually see him): sorry im removing favorite from all russian models until putin leaves ukraine alone izvini (excuse me)putin=zalupa (dickhead)
poka poka

I'm SO FUCKING SICK of them. Gonna try and see if switching my virtual location to Ukraine and telling everyone I'm with the Resistance gets me the amount of money equivalent to the amount of bullshit I'm getting atm.

Magical_Hoohah
03-05-2014, 08:59 PM
I'm racially ambigious most ppl never guess what race I am. I hate when guys ask me if I'm a certain race they're obsessed with and leave when they find out I'm not that race. Wtf you were attracted to me but you don't want to do a show with me bc I'm not the race you want wtf. It's so creepy and stupid like I've had a bunch of ppl after I tell them what race I am and correct their wrong guess they leave wtf it's weird to be obsessed with once race of girls if they like the way I look it shouldn't matter what race I am.

These people deserve the "that's a stupid question" treatment (which is my favorite free chat game, btw). ALL people are HUMAN RACE. If you were an alien, vampire, or something else, maybe they would have a valid question.
You could always answer "Oh, my race is human, thanks for asking!" See how long it takes them to figure out how to rephrase the question. It's especially interesting to do this game in person, because they clearly have an "oh, duh" moment, and then go through a lot of confusion and stuttering. Then they usually blurt some nonsense like, "Well, yeah, but... I mean... you know what I mean... like... um... Black/Spanish/Chinese?" SMH.

Magical_Hoohah
03-05-2014, 09:20 PM
Stupid question: "Do you have big nipples?"

My "that's a stupid question" answer: "Well, are we talking about the nipples, or are we including the areola? Did you want to know radius? Diameter? Length? Centimeters or inches? Do you know the measurements of the average nipple for comparison? I'm not sure my tape measure is the right tool for this job - can you suggest a good method for measuring a nipple? No? Would you rather just judge for yourself in private?"

The Scarlet Letter
03-06-2014, 03:26 AM
BigSpender: What can I get for 2 token? Fist ass?

BigSpender: Why you laughing? Bitch, I offered you good mon-

*BAN*

Still giggling. :)

Sunnylexie
03-06-2014, 05:33 AM
I'm racially ambigious most ppl never guess what race I am. I hate when guys ask me if I'm a certain race they're obsessed with and leave when they find out I'm not that race. Wtf you were attracted to me but you don't want to do a show with me bc I'm not the race you want wtf. It's so creepy and stupid like I've had a bunch of ppl after I tell them what race I am and correct their wrong guess they leave wtf it's weird to be obsessed with once race of girls if they like the way I look it shouldn't matter what race I am.

Getting a lot of this too, and also "You can't be from Russia because you look asian". The bigger part of Russia is in Asia FYI. That's what indigenous people from beyond the Urals look like, ok?
Related: "what's your bra size" when you are sitting in front of him in a tight or otherwise revealing top or even topless. Damnit, you can see my boobs so should be able to tell if they're the right size. Or is it the bra size label you need to jack off?

And another gem from this night's session. Everyone here has probably heard things like "Show pussy real quick before pvt", "Put fingers in pussy and show you're wet" or even "Put a toy in pussy before we go pvt". Now I got the one that takes the cake:

Wiseass: i will click private right now if you show me you squirt

TheBrownFox
03-06-2014, 06:51 AM
When MFC members complain to a model that she's "never online." Don't accuse me of such a thing just because you keep logging on when I'm not on cam. There's a simple solution for that. Pay attention to Twitter tweets. Unless you have mobile notifications enabled for my tweets, you will not know I've tweeted "I'm online!" unless you go on your computer and look on Twitter. And I'm online plenty. I swear, it's always the guys who don't tip who complain "You're never on here!" This is a guy who never tips me (even when he does have tokens), but always says "I love u, yummy. I missed you."

TheBrownFox
03-06-2014, 07:38 AM
Some foot guy on MFC: Can you play with your feet, please?
Me: Sure! As soon as you tip 50 tokens.
Him: Show them to me first.
Me: Sure! As soon as you tip 50 tokens.
Him: No.
Me: Well get the fuck out then. *ban*

You don't tell me "no," you asshole.....

Staples
03-06-2014, 09:55 AM
GuyOnStreamate: Hey baby You wanna help me get ready for pvt?
Me: What do you mean help you get ready for pvt? Do you mean tease, you talk dirty to you? Show you my tits?
GuyOnStreamate: That sounds great baby!
Me: Why so you can get really close to cumming and then take me private for less than a minute? Nope sorry... it just doesn't work that way
GuyOnStreamate: Well I'm sorry you're not interested in what I have to offer


UGH

Also, I have ads on CMD, I advertise skype shows all over the place. This guy found me and has been trying to arrange a show. We finally got together on skype today to talk about what he wanted. Nowhere on any of my sites do I advertise that I cam with others. In fact, I make it pretty damn clear that I am a solo cam girl. I usually do "home alone and horny" type ads

First words out of his mouth...

Ok so I want a show at 4:00 PM and if you could have a guy there to give head to that would be perfect

Me: sorry, I'm a strictly solo cam girl
Him: Oh...
Him a minute later: How about piss play? (I also advertise that I do not do that kind of play)
Me: No sorry... have you read my ads before?
Him: Maybe... I don't remember
Me: well maybe you should do that
Him: reads ad and works out what kind of show he would like

(also, he found me via my amateur porn site so since he didn't find me via CMD I gave me the option of either paying with an amazon gift card or paying by CMD. I also explained that CMD is cheaper than paying with amazon gift cards)

Me: so, how will you be paying for your show?

Him: Paypal

UGH

Renton
03-06-2014, 04:09 PM
this guy just takes me pvt, out of nowhere and says this:

weirdo: such an angel..you looks like an angel babe
but develish

weirdo has successfully sent you $6.00 of GOLD.

weirdo: why you put pirce on your face/
its not beautiful
:(
your beautiful if you are simple

weirdo has logged off

LOL WHAT? idgi but I don't really care cause I was paid to be confused 8) 's aight

audritwo
03-06-2014, 04:32 PM
Someone tips me to see my ass. I show. Looks like I had a jelly model in my room too worried about my room instead of hers.

AUDRITWOSUXXX: lol she gots back rolls hahahahahahah

36701

Gurllll.

edit: that was her actual screen name.

Marina Starr
03-06-2014, 04:39 PM
Take it as as compliment because you must be doing something right! When people try to bring you down, they're already below you!

PS-Your body looks just like this:
http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t94/tsmelania/1372512068_tumblr_mm5bcdiesd1s19v7eo2_400_zps3e71e c1a.gif (http://s158.photobucket.com/user/tsmelania/media/1372512068_tumblr_mm5bcdiesd1s19v7eo2_400_zps3e71e c1a.gif.html)

Someone tips me to see my ass. I show. Looks like I had a jelly model in my room too worried about my room instead of hers.

AUDRITWOSUXXX: lol she gots back rolls hahahahahahah

36701

Gurllll.

edit: that was her actual screen name.