View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
Lady Mondegreen
03-06-2014, 05:19 PM
Stupid question: "Do you have big nipples?"
My "that's a stupid question" answer: "Well, are we talking about the nipples, or are we including the areola? Did you want to know radius? Diameter? Length? Centimeters or inches? Do you know the measurements of the average nipple for comparison? I'm not sure my tape measure is the right tool for this job - can you suggest a good method for measuring a nipple? No? Would you rather just judge for yourself in private?"
Callipers, bb. I've got my nipple measurements memorized down to the millimeter.
Can't help with average nipple size though. I wonder if it would be better to use the mean or the median...
Magical_Hoohah
03-06-2014, 06:11 PM
^^^LOL. I hadn't thought about calipers at all. Of course these guys round their cock measurements to the nearest inch, so I don't know if they could even envision a nipple based on millimeter readings. Which really makes it a nice, frustrating way to answer the question!
I've sort of wanted some calipers for measuring workout progress, but now that you mention it, they would be sooo great to have for SPH, especially the antique-looking kind made of cold metal. I've just been threatening them with a tape measure, silly me....
Renton
03-06-2014, 06:38 PM
acm930: i love ur dimples
me: thanks
acm930: would u do somethin speacial for me for 3 gold, its all i got
me: hahahahahahahahaha no
acm930: was that a no bb?
me: that was a no
acm930: damn, ur realy cute maybe i should go before u block me, unless u want me to be sweet to you some more
::) blocked him. sweet doesn't pay my bills and I already know I'm fantastic. gtfo.
SexiCal
03-06-2014, 07:37 PM
Him: hi bb
Him: hru?
Him: I was wondering if u would be up to selling me some of your pussy hair?
Me: LMAO.
Him: I only need like 5 strands
Him: If you could please put them in a xsmall zip baggy to preserve the freshness for me to I would really appreciate it
Him: Its for my stew bb
The weirdos are out in full force today.
apryll11
03-06-2014, 08:30 PM
Him: hi bb
Him: hru?
Him: I was wondering if u would be up to selling me some of your pussy hair?
Me: LMAO.
Him: I only need like 5 strands
Him: If you could please put them in a xsmall zip baggy to preserve the freshness for me to I would really appreciate it
Him: Its for my stew bb
The weirdos are out in full force today.
I dont think he's a weirdo, I think he's a killer trying to throw suspicion off of him for the body he just buried. Isn't 5 hairs what they take when they run a DNA test? Preserve the freshness, HA! preserve the follicle head is more like it
SweetJulia
03-07-2014, 04:23 AM
And, now......my list of the long ass evening aka why I'm drinking as I type this:
Ihatedoctors:Hey, can you view my cam for free and tell me if my anal tearing is getting out of control?
*Banned and encouraged to see a physician*
Hello1781:You can't fool me by putting yourself in the white section, I know a halfbreed when I see one!-Sidenote, I'm white.
*Banned and encouraged to save up for a time machine to travel to when saying things like that was acceptable*
Godhasasenseofhumor:I lost half my penis after a botched circumcision, can I pay less since I jack off with two fingers?
*Banned and directed to enhancement website*
Needstobekickedinteeth:Here's a dollar, Asian girls should take what they can get. -Sidenote, again, I'm white.
*Banned and encouraged to adjust color settings on computer*
And finally:
Nowordsforthis: UR BI???? DOES THAT MEAN YOU WEAR GLASSES???
*Too tired to ban and too exhausted to answer*
Lady Mondegreen
03-07-2014, 07:08 AM
I'm sure someone's said this before in this thread, but over and over and over:
"You're not like other camgirls"
"I love how classy you are, you don't usually see that here"
"It's refreshing to see someone intelligent on this site"
Me, on cam: *looks confused* "I don't know what you mean!"/"I know plenty of other smart girls on here!"
Me, in my head : FUCK YOU DON'T YOU DARE INSULT MY COLLEAGUES YOU FUCKER
Jinja
03-07-2014, 07:34 PM
My back rolls are awesome. There ain't nothing wrong with having back rolls. :)
A guy on Cam4 takes me private.
Shows tits.
Stand up.
Sit down
To[sic] fat. Bye.
Then he stayed for 5 minutes.
ladyjalyn
03-08-2014, 07:31 AM
Guy takes me exclusive... C2C... He is kind of cute... We start talking... His phone rings... He says: "I have to take this, be right back"... Walks out of the room, but doesn't log out from exclusive... Exclusive cuts off about 20min later on its own (reached spending limit my guess)... Guy comes back to free chat- "Since I already payed for the show, can we just do it here? (meaning in a free chat)" BAN...
Staples
03-08-2014, 10:19 AM
UGH the minute men and pop tarts are pissing me off today!
Just had a guy ask me about bondage. We go exclusive...
Now show me your tits bb
(I show my tits)
Now tie them nice and tight bb
I grabbed my rope and started tying.. I barely got the first rap done... less than 10 seconds and he was GONE
What the fuck!
Oh well I still got his 6 bucks lol.
TheBrownFox
03-08-2014, 11:06 AM
Non-spenders in public chat telling you they've just cum from watching you...
Snowy0Star
03-08-2014, 11:12 AM
Non-spenders in public chat telling you they've just cum from watching you...
especially the guy on mfc that tell you that u got them hard and then ask if they can cum for you. i dont get that ... are those freeloaders subs trying to get free pseudo JOI? like o yes ty mistress she said i can cum for her and i didnt have to pay a damn thing for this !
Fitandpretty
03-08-2014, 12:51 PM
Non-spenders in public chat telling you they've just cum from watching you...
Ugh I had some dipshit ask me in free " Can I just cum watching your face? Would you like that?" He got an instant ban. My past 3 days on cam have been horrendous :( maybe tomorrow it will be a better day.
Jinja
03-08-2014, 02:01 PM
You look like a bloated Amy Adams (on crack).
Um, can you be bloated and smoke crack at the same time? Aren't crack addicts skinny? Cuz my fat ass is not. ;D
Vlodina
03-08-2014, 02:08 PM
"You look like a Polish prostitute on crack."
Huh?
Trolls are all about the crack!
Jinja
03-08-2014, 02:09 PM
Vlodina, did his user name have Italian in it?
Vlodina
03-08-2014, 02:25 PM
I have no idea! Your post reminded me about it. Xx
Jinja
03-08-2014, 03:06 PM
Oh, I thought maybe he was jumping from room to room telling everyone they looked like they were on crack.
Incantatious
03-08-2014, 06:31 PM
Me: omfg I am SO frigging WET!
Them: where do u come from bb?
Me: Gonna start a GOLD show countdown right now! ;D
Them: bb where u from?
Me: I'm SO horny!
Them: are u British bb?
Me: I'd love to watch you jerk it cam2cam baby!
Them: where u from?
Me: I've been SO horny all day I can't wait to cum so hard right now!
Them: where did u say u were from?
Me: Oh god I'm so turned on I just wanna get fucking naked and screw myself silly
Them: i had my speakers turned down just then bb where did u say u were from???
Me: I'm from the UK! :)
Them: cool bb
Me: FUCK I'm so ready to cum right now!
Them: whereabouts in UK u from bb??
Me: So, SO horny right now...
Them: u British?
I swear to god sometimes everyone just seems to want me to sit there doing fucking nothing, chit-chatting over some tea about where I'm from.
sillykitty
03-08-2014, 08:12 PM
Since I've been back, more people have wanted to meet. Why. Why is this? I get ased to meet more that I get asked for skype/open tits/feet/stand and twirl combined. WHY?
Procrasturbator
03-08-2014, 08:47 PM
3 different guys tonight (one of them VIP and one of them GOLD, wtf?) have told me I'm too expensive. I almost never get this. I'm at 3.80. Ugh.
Also, a minute ago I had a bunch of members with credits in my room, including my 2nd best spender ever!!, then a guy took me pvt and left in 1 second and cleared out my room. Only 1 guy has been back. GOD FUCKING DAMNIT WHAT THE HELL.
Sunnylexie
03-09-2014, 09:04 AM
Not an exact quote (as I was mostly speaking and also forgot to copy his part before closing the window).
Me: Looking for some naughty fun? ;)
MrDelusion: I'm not looking for naughty
Me: Ok) What brought you here, then?
MrDelusion: You look so nice, you shouldn't be on here
Me: Why? I like it here
MrDelusion: Doesn't look like that. You seem too clever for it
MrDelusion: I'd really like to take you home
Would you like to have a dinner together?
Me: Sorry, but I won't date you, and doubt anyone from this site will
MrDelusion: Why? I'm a good person
Me: because, once you meet a man from here, there instantly is an almost total stranger who knows your whereabouts and real name and contacts, and wants to fuck you.
Easy way to get outed, blackmailed, stalked, raped or killed and probably have the offender get away with it - because the police sees sex-workers as less of human beings.
MrDelusion: I'm so sorry the world's been so cruel to you. I can see you need a real man in your life.
Me: Are you volunteering?
MrDelusion: You can trust me hun, I dated girls from here before
Me: The plural and the past tense give me a feeling that they became parts of your very own camgirl cemetery in the basement
MrDelusion: Oh no, I'm a good person, and I'm in Texas. We don't have basements here.
MrDelusion: I want to take you home and live with you in my house
MrDelusion: Please, run away with me! I can change your life
Me: Thank you, I'm good!
MrDelusion: But you hate your job, don't you?
Me: What makes you think so?
MrDelusion: I can see it in your eyes
You can do much better
MrDelusion: there is much more to you than is seen to the eye
MrDelusion: Your soul is so beautiful, why are you hiding it?
Me: Listen to me please. I LOVE my job but I really dislike it when people make assumptions about my needs and feelings and want me to open my mind and soul for them 10 minutes after they first saw me. And now PLEASE let me return to my work.
MrDelusion: Ok if you are here for money, can I give you a piece of advice?
MrDelusion: You need to take off your clothes, turn on some upbeat or sexy music and dance sensually
MrDelusion: You talk too much, that's not what men find sexy
Me: I saw this coming. *BAN*
wabisophie
03-09-2014, 01:30 PM
Haha! Awesome! This conversation pretty much sums up the type. Hate it when they try to get under your skin, especially knowing whats best for you after seeing you for the whole 5 mins...
My today's best: (after sending me a picture of him in private message, without ever going to payed session!) "bb now that you know im cute, maybe you want to chat with me outside this site to know me better?" .... Sure! Give me just 5 mins to iron my best night gown and i'll be on my way.
TheBrownFox
03-09-2014, 09:53 PM
In public chat: "So are there any new guys in your life that we should be jealous of?"
*sigh* That's one of those questions where you just can't win. You tell them no, and someone is like "You're not married? Why are you single?" You tell them yes, and someone is like "You mean your man is okay with you doing this?" *facepalm*
Prettyuhmazinshh
03-09-2014, 10:35 PM
I'm that special guy, you should go to vip.
"No you can't touch my tits", customer replies, "damn? What Am I paying for?", I say" uhm, this IS. A 10$ dance, I'm naked, what more do you want?"
smaddy
03-10-2014, 07:30 AM
I had a guy take me private the other day and I had just finished getting undressed and in position and he says "I bet your ready to cum now aren't you? You look like your about to cum"
and I just stared at the screen and said "Uh... it takes me a couple minutes at least"
Also something that really annoys me are the guys who say "I want you to really enjoy this and make you cum" and then they finish super fast and say "thanks BB that was awesome" right in the middle of me going at it. It's so annoying. Why can't they just watch porn if they just want to get off? I'm a real f***ing person over here!
Snowy0Star
03-10-2014, 07:33 AM
^ or the guys that tell u that they want to see u cum but then tell u not to use ur hitachi? that just screams "virgin who doesn't know how a vagina works and watches too much porn"
Renton
03-10-2014, 09:34 AM
I'm just a catty bitch today but still
annoyingprick: i like you shaved head, super sexy
are both sides shaved?
me: nope
annoyingprick: one side only?
me: ...yes. (thinking "what a stupid unnecessary question srsly what other options are there")
annoyingprick: how radical.
makes me hard\
me: that's great *blocks him*
I hate questions like that cause they always end up asking me if I'd shave the other side or some shit.
wabisophie
03-10-2014, 10:58 AM
I like it btw, your hair =) I wanted to do something similar last year, I also have long hair and I wanted to shave both sides, but at the hair salon they ve said it ll look like crap cause my hair are too thin and there wont be enough volume etc Booohouuuuu =(((( I was sad. I guess it was the last time I go to a vanilla salon.
My today's fav:
Jacksdick: <compliments about how irresistible I am> I’ve to thank your parents too cuz they bring this princess to the world :)
Me: oh that’s sweet, I’ll tell them, and shall I do it on behalf of Jack’s dick?
Holly_xoxo
03-10-2014, 02:01 PM
GotNoGame: hi..
Me : Hello
GotNoGame: u gunna take off your cloths baby
Me: not in free chat
GotNoGame: sho me yiur sexy ass
Me: nope
GotNoGame: come on swxy... i give u gold baby
Me: nope
GotNoGame: you no ur sexy show me it
*GotNoGame is blocked*
Although I give him credit for spelling baby properly, I just can't forgive the spelling and begging
Fitandpretty
03-10-2014, 02:16 PM
Dear Lord its the worst day ever.... I'm making nothing and I get this lovely gem of a guy :/ These guys kill my brain cells sometimes.
Dumbass: hi
Dumbass: sexy
Dumbass: you so hot
Dumbass: kall
Dumbass: girls
Dumbass: fuck you fuck you
Dumbass: i love you
Dumbass: porn start
lemonberry
03-10-2014, 02:21 PM
Dear Lord its the worst day ever.... I'm making nothing and I get this lovely gem of a guy :/ These guys kill my brain cells sometimes.
Dumbass: hi
Dumbass: sexy
Dumbass: you so hot
Dumbass: kall
Dumbass: girls
Dumbass: fuck you fuck you
Dumbass: i love you
Dumbass: porn start
Did someone tell this guy this was the secret code you type in free chat to get a free show and he believed them?
Fitandpretty
03-10-2014, 02:30 PM
Did someone tell this guy this was the secret code you type in free chat to get a free show and he believed them? Lol I have no idea. I dont even give out the "I do shit for free" vibe. I am using my ban hammer like crazy today. Yesterday was fantastic everyone was sweet and giving, but I am certainly paying for it today :( WAAAAAHHHH
lemonberry
03-10-2014, 02:38 PM
Lol I have no idea. I dont even give out the "I do shit for free" vibe. I am using my ban hammer like crazy today. Yesterday was fantastic everyone was sweet and giving, but I am certainly paying for it today :( WAAAAAHHHH
Oh, I wasn't implying you gave off that vibe, its thats what I thought of when I read it. Like someone has a post somewhere out there telling guys to go type in these exact words to get a free show and someone actually fell for it.
Fitandpretty
03-10-2014, 02:42 PM
Oh, I wasn't implying you gave off that vibe, its thats what I thought of when I read it. Like someone has a post somewhere out there telling guys to go type in these exact words to get a free show and someone actually fell for it. Haha He might have. This guy actually came back on another account to ask why I blocked him lol
The Scarlet Letter
03-10-2014, 03:48 PM
Fella:r u a real redhead
Me: I think so (laughing)
Fella: gud now show ur cute twat and finger it now pls
Me: In freechat?
Fella: Yes now bang ur twat now
Me: Yes, sir! I'll get right on that sir!
Fella: gud i wanna see ur wet pussy
*10 minutes later, still no finger banging free chat twat action*
Fella: ur not gunna do r u? ur mean i dun like u
Me: You're breaking my heart.
Fella: gud
audreymadison
03-10-2014, 04:21 PM
Hi ladies. I'm new. Just started Streamate. Someone came in my room last night, and he/she immediately wrote "boring" in my chat. I was like, wtf? I banned that person, but I'm wondering....this has to be another model right. I guess bc I'm new, I'm getting trolled by some of the other girls. Is this common? I looked at my ban list, and I was wrong.
The name was "slic87", so it was most likely a guy. Asshole.
Renton
03-10-2014, 05:37 PM
Hi ladies. I'm new. Just started Streamate. Someone came in my room last night, and he/she immediately wrote "boring" in my chat. I was like, wtf? I banned that person, but I'm wondering....this has to be another model right. I guess bc I'm new, I'm getting trolled by some of the other girls. Is this common? I looked at my ban list, and I was wrong.
The name was "slic87", so it was most likely a guy. Asshole.
Just ignore it. Whoever it was they only do that shit to annoy you.
OT: This guy takes me pvt out of nowhere (my favorite) and says this:
weirdguy: hi
howe are you
write dedication mokhtar shipp on your boobs my name Take off without bras
weirdguy has successfully sent you $5.00 of GOLD.
weirdguy: write dedication mokhtar shipp on your boobs my name Take off without bras
:-D
write dedication mokhtar shipp o
in your boobs
:-D
Bb
I just kept repeating that I don't write stuff on my body in my shows but he still stayed for 4 minutes. LOL.
lemonberry
03-10-2014, 05:37 PM
Hi ladies. I'm new. Just started Streamate. Someone came in my room last night, and he/she immediately wrote "boring" in my chat. I was like, wtf? I banned that person, but I'm wondering....this has to be another model right. I guess bc I'm new, I'm getting trolled by some of the other girls. Is this common? I looked at my ban list, and I was wrong.
The name was "slic87", so it was most likely a guy. Asshole.
Guys will say stuff like that to try to get you to do stuff for free.
audreymadison
03-10-2014, 05:41 PM
Thanks girls. I feel better now. :)
sillykitty
03-10-2014, 10:32 PM
Hi ladies. I'm new. Just started Streamate. Someone came in my room last night, and he/she immediately wrote "boring" in my chat. I was like, wtf? I banned that person, but I'm wondering....this has to be another model right. I guess bc I'm new, I'm getting trolled by some of the other girls. Is this common? I looked at my ban list, and I was wrong.
The name was "slic87", so it was most likely a guy. Asshole.
I was watching one model and whenever someone told her she was boring or looked bored she'd shoot back "Your mom is boring/Your mom is bored".
I laughed for 20 minutes and started saying it too.
The Scarlet Letter
03-11-2014, 12:10 AM
After a quick 1 min private and the same fella pops in chat:
Asshole: Sorry babe had to rate you a 3.
Me: Why a 3? I thought you came hard?
Asshole : I did babe and you were great, but you forgot to blow me a kiss and thank me afterward.
Me: A kiss and a thank you? (asks all concerned)
Asshole: It WOULD of been nice! :(
Me: Want a kiss and a thank you now?
Asshole: Yes, I would! :)
Me: Muah! (me all kissy faced)
*BAN*
Thank you, thank you very much.
audreymadison
03-11-2014, 12:15 AM
I was watching one model and whenever someone told her she was boring or looked bored she'd shoot back "Your mom is boring/Your mom is bored".
I laughed for 20 minutes and started saying it too.
Epic response! I might use that too!
audreymadison
03-11-2014, 12:17 AM
After a quick 1 min private and the same fella pops in chat:
Asshole: Sorry babe had to rate you a 3.
Me: Why a 3? I thought you came hard?
Asshole : I did babe and you were great, but you forgot to blow me a kiss and thank me afterward.
Me: A kiss and a thank you? (asks all concerned)
Asshole: It WOULD of been nice! :(
Me: Want a kiss and a thank you now?
Asshole: Yes, I would! :)
Me: Muah! (me all kissy faced)
*BAN*
Thank you, thank you very much.
Sounds like a sexist loser. I'm glad you banned him.
VictoriaChaos
03-11-2014, 05:03 AM
During private;
Yes Means No: mmm let me see that pussy bb
OMG
that is the best pussy i evder seen
holy fuck
im white 30 6 foot 2 brown hair blue eyes 9" coc
ID pay you a lot to suck on that .If your ever in the bay area and need a few hundo hit me up 408 3738951
just saying
Me: I'm not an escort, I will never meet you. Please stop asking. I don't have sex for money.
Yes Means No: it wont be sex ill just go down on you
Me: I don't meet people off of this site. No. Please stop asking.
No Means Yes: jerk it off for me bb
and le tme see how big you can get that clit
let me see the side view on how far its popping out
wow
i hope you change your mind some day bb
that is speacial
Me: I will never change my mind. I have a boyfriend and am not going to have any sort of relations with you.
Yes Means No Leaves.
Ugh. I wasn't even on for two minutes and that happened.
Good morning Chaos. Happy Tuesday.
Also, did I miss the part in class where they explain that a clit grows just for the hell of it?
I get people all the time saying this shit. "Lemme see it grow bb."
Sounds like you would do better off growing a brain.
~Carmen~
03-11-2014, 05:37 AM
Tell them money makes it grow :D
ladyjalyn
03-11-2014, 05:57 AM
I think some of the guys are so illiterate that they think our clit grow just the same as the dick when it gets all exited... I get the "Let me see it grow" at least ones every night I work...
Also, did I miss the part in class where they explain that a clit grows just for the hell of it?
I get people all the time saying this shit. "Lemme see it grow bb."
Sounds like you would do better off growing a brain.
Fitandpretty
03-11-2014, 06:17 AM
During private;
Yes Means No: mmm let me see that pussy bb
OMG
that is the best pussy i evder seen
holy fuck
im white 30 6 foot 2 brown hair blue eyes 9" coc
ID pay you a lot to suck on that .If your ever in the bay area and need a few hundo hit me up 408 3738951
just saying
Me: I'm not an escort, I will never meet you. Please stop asking. I don't have sex for money.
Yes Means No: it wont be sex ill just go down on you
Me: I don't meet people off of this site. No. Please stop asking.
No Means Yes: jerk it off for me bb
and le tme see how big you can get that clit
let me see the side view on how far its popping out
wow
i hope you change your mind some day bb
that is speacial
Me: I will never change my mind. I have a boyfriend and am not going to have any sort of relations with you.
Yes Means No Leaves.
Ugh. I wasn't even on for two minutes and that happened.
Good morning Chaos. Happy Tuesday.
Also, did I miss the part in class where they explain that a clit grows just for the hell of it?
I get people all the time saying this shit. "Lemme see it grow bb."
Sounds like you would do better off growing a brain.
Men like this make me wish I was born with no genitals. Smooth like a Barbie doll or those little trolls with the hair lol. Why are men so dumb sometimes?
Vlodina
03-11-2014, 07:16 AM
Andrew318: howdy
got any lotions?
it puts the lotions and potions on its skin
or else it gets the hose
will it turn off that lame music
First guy to talk in my room today and he got blocked.
Glamourmilf
03-11-2014, 07:22 AM
After a l-o-n-g shift of over 6 hours, having a guy pop in and out of chat the entire time, without even saying hi, then ask, 'How much longer are You going to be on?" I'd like to do a show in about 4 or 5 hours from now." Or those annoying e-mails from guys right after I log off, begging me to come back on, because he was just going to buy a show. yeah,, right! "Go f... Yourself!"