View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
sananeko
10-12-2011, 07:58 PM
A few nights ago I had a pleasant idiot in my room. If I hadn't been so busy that night I would have kept him around for laughs.
Him: Do you like straight dicks? Curved dicks? Small pricks? Or is it just for kicks?
Me: Who are you Dr. Seuss?
Him: No, but I do love to rhyme? Is that a crime?
Me: No, but if you wanna play, you're gonna have to pay.
Him: Pay?! No way! I will not I say!
Me: Damn, man. If you really wanted to you can...oh, well here comes the ban.
It made me smile..
sillykitty
10-13-2011, 05:26 AM
A few nights ago I had a pleasant idiot in my room. If I hadn't been so busy that night I would have kept him around for laughs.
Him: Do you like straight dicks? Curved dicks? Small pricks? Or is it just for kicks?
Me: Who are you Dr. Seuss?
Him: No, but I do love to rhyme? Is that a crime?
Me: No, but if you wanna play, you're gonna have to pay.
Him: Pay?! No way! I will not I say!
Me: Damn, man. If you really wanted to you can...oh, well here comes the ban.
Ohhh awesome. I would have kept them. I'm pretty bad about keeping broke guys in the room as long as they make me smile. Otherwise I end up looking kind of dead inside.
Him: hi
Me: Hi
Him: hru...u look sweeet
Him: are u new here
Me: I've been on a few months.
Him: great
Him: can u marry me
Me: I'm already married
Him: noway
Him: u ar lied
and then I laughed and some guy in my chat was posting his phone number and he was like "Keep my info private. DON'T LAUGH AT ME IT'S NOT FUNNY!"
In my public chat wtf. I googled him, he does it a lot apparently. Can't tell if trolling.
Missymissdemeanour
10-13-2011, 08:09 AM
lmao have been reading through this thread and pmsl and recognising a lot of the shit i also get. Thought I would share prob one(there are so many) of my pet hates:
Missdemeanour: hi
cheapass:well hello
Missdemeanour: hru?
cheapass: great and u
Missdemeanour: i'm grt ty xx
cheapass: good
Missdemeanour: xxx
cheapass: y dont u stand up and give me a twril?
Missdemeanour: cos i prefer to lay back so u can see all of me
cheapass: ok well i just wanted to see that great ass of urs!
Missdemeanour: oh well y didn't u say so?
Missdemeanour: i'll show u that and so much more in grp/pvt
Missdemeanour: or there are FREE pics in my gallery
cheapass leaves the room
The thing is, apart from why should stand n twirl? If I did cos I sit so close to my cam they would only see my midesection anyway lol
Missymissdemeanour
10-13-2011, 08:30 AM
Just had another that I get all the time and really pisses me off but I think only the british ladies will understand it;)
GUY: Where in uk are you
ME: Essex
GUY: The only way is essex lol
Yeah like thats fucking hilarious, not!
:yuck: Absolutely hate that show. I am a born n bred essex girl and that 'reality show' is sooooo unreal. Essex girls already have a bad name and that show just makes it worse! Also the guys think they are the first ones to make the connection
sillykitty
10-13-2011, 08:32 AM
lmao have been reading through this thread and pmsl and recognising a lot of the shit i also get. Thought I would share prob one(there are so many) of my pet hates:
Missdemeanour: hi
cheapass:well hello
Missdemeanour: hru?
cheapass: great and u
Missdemeanour: i'm grt ty xx
cheapass: good
Missdemeanour: xxx
cheapass: y dont u stand up and give me a twril?
Missdemeanour: cos i prefer to lay back so u can see all of me
cheapass: ok well i just wanted to see that great ass of urs!
Missdemeanour: oh well y didn't u say so?
Missdemeanour: i'll show u that and so much more in grp/pvt
Missdemeanour: or there are FREE pics in my gallery
cheapass leaves the room
The thing is, apart from why should stand n twirl? If I did cos I sit so close to my cam they would only see my midesection anyway lol
I have decided that the twirling is about control. For some reason they seem to think only a BIG MAN can get a free twirl. and today, they're feeling lucky.
Missymissdemeanour
10-13-2011, 08:36 AM
I have decided that the twirling is about control. For some reason they seem to think only a BIG MAN can get a free twirl. and today, they're feeling lucky.
You're probably right but I stopped twirling eons ago, I mean apart from anything else I was asked so often that I would end up freaking dizzy lol
IsobelWren
10-13-2011, 05:01 PM
a few nights ago i had a pleasant idiot in my room. If i hadn't been so busy that night i would have kept him around for laughs.
Him: Do you like straight dicks? Curved dicks? Small pricks? Or is it just for kicks?
Me: Who are you dr. Seuss?
Him: No, but i do love to rhyme? Is that a crime?
Me: No, but if you wanna play, you're gonna have to pay.
Him: Pay?! No way! I will not i say!
Me: Damn, man. If you really wanted to you can...oh, well here comes the ban.
roflol
Kaley
10-13-2011, 06:18 PM
I had a guy try to stealthily make me fist... I mean, my profile doesn't say whether or not I do...but I feel like girls who can fist would advertise their talent. He asked me to put in 2 fingers, then three...four was kind of pushing it for me but i said i would "try". I WASN'T EVEN SUCCESSFUL PUTTING THE FOUR IN and he asked if I could poke my thumb in there too. ugh. fuck you, i can't make my hand fit in there when I'm not turned on by your gut and tiny dick EVEN IF YOU ASK NICELY.
Also, for some reason it pisses me off to no end when people call me hun. even thinking about it right now is making my blood boil a bit.
neliana
10-13-2011, 06:34 PM
Lol I get annoyed when people call me hun too. Especially when they're begging like "hun can you show us your ass?" I don't care how polite you are...begging is begging and it's still annoying!
ShadySailor
10-13-2011, 07:26 PM
I had this guy in my room the other day that mentioned that he doesn't buy tokens because he got sick of models PMing him and begging for them. I asked him what he does on the site then, expecting him to say "skype for paypal" or whatever, but instead he said "I hang out with the models. Entertain the entertainers, make sure the basics are kept in line..." Then he asked "I can haz friend add?"
Soooo models PMing you for tokens is annoying, while you sitting in our chats forever cracking stupid jokes based on internet memes that stopped being funny three years ago is just fine and dandy? Fuck OFF, neckbeard. I'm here to work, not become friends with some idiot like you.
God. Guys who get so huffy about us on cam sites to ACTUALLY EARN MONEY is so stupid. Hey, I don't flip out every time someone says they're masturbating to me. I know why they're there.
RebeccaT
10-14-2011, 03:28 AM
A couple of days ago I got this (please enlighten me if it's code for something)
"Can you drive a tractor?"
Also:
"as bb"
It's three letters and you still can't get it right.
CandaceMoon
10-14-2011, 03:53 AM
Guys who ask if I want to see their cock while we are in free chat. I usually say "nah I dont want to see your cock...but I would love to see your big....fat....WALLET!!"
roast
10-14-2011, 05:39 AM
Within seconds of entering my room:
"YOU GOTTA HELP ME"
"ok"
"I AM ABOUT TO HAVE A HEART ATTACK"
"..."
"ONLY THING THAT WILL SAVE ME IS IF YOU FLASH YOUR TITS"
"lol"
"LOWER MY BLOOD PRESSURE"
"very creative"
"NO VERY SERIOUS. YOU'RE GOING TO KILL A MAN TODAY"
:leans over to kick:
:comes back a few minutes later:
"HELP MEEEEEEEEEE, HELP MEEEEEEEEE"
-I burst out laughing and ban him-
It is still cracking me up
Trix66
10-14-2011, 08:59 AM
Thank you for this thread!!! It took me three sittings to get through, but it's been way worth it to know that we all hear the same stupid annoying shit, and I've only been camming for a week, but reading all the lovely attitude expressed here has hardened me up to make money and not put up with this stuff. It's true, if I make fun of the lameasses who aren't giving me money anyway, the cash cows will love me for it and take me private.
So here's the one that made me fall over yesterday. I'm TS, so I have some unique ones, but yesterday someone asked a stupid question about my pre-transition days, which is off-limits, and I told him so.
He responded with "fuck u dickless."
I was like :O
Then I literally fell over laughing, because I'm clearly in the transgender category at LJ (only American girl in the top, like 30 w00t!), and that's such a completely stupid stupid thing to call a trans woman. I died, and tried to come back with something, but kept cracking up while other guys in the room made fun of him.
Then someone who thought it was really cute watching me smile and laugh took me private for a half hour, and he was really polite and not pushy. :)
But hey, this is my first post. I've been lurking since I started camming, and I'm learning so much from this little community, so love and thanks to all of you!
h0ttie
10-14-2011, 10:37 AM
Within seconds of entering my room:
"YOU GOTTA HELP ME"
"ok"
"I AM ABOUT TO HAVE A HEART ATTACK"
"..."
"ONLY THING THAT WILL SAVE ME IS IF YOU FLASH YOUR TITS"
"lol"
"LOWER MY BLOOD PRESSURE"
"very creative"
"NO VERY SERIOUS. YOU'RE GOING TO KILL A MAN TODAY"
:leans over to kick:
:comes back a few minutes later:
"HELP MEEEEEEEEEE, HELP MEEEEEEEEE"
-I burst out laughing and ban him-
It is still cracking me up
atleast he was more creative than the "can i see ur tits plzzzzzz its my birthday" guys ::)
~Carmen~
10-14-2011, 10:49 AM
atleast he was more creative than the "can i see ur tits plzzzzzz its my birthday" guys ::)
Very true:D
limecoconut
10-14-2011, 11:05 AM
I hate the guys who won't give you any indication as to what they are into and what they wanna do in their pvt show. They say well I'm up for anything, I'll try something new. I'm not trying to bring up all the kinky shit I do with SOME guys on cam and freak them out n scare 'em off so I try to get THEM to tell me what they want if they're gonna be that way...
So this guy last night is all beating around the bush with that crap n he's like OKAY well what WON'T you do?? I'm like *groaaannnn* are you serious... UMM piss, barf, blood, animals, age play..??!! stuff i don't even want to say while trying to get down but he HAD to ask. Then after all this... can you guess what kind of show he wants? "Well how about you strip down to your bra & panties for me and we can see where that leads...?" The most vanilla plain shit in the WORLD!!!! Is it really that scary to talk about that he just wants me to strip for him? lmao!!!
ElianaIsis
10-14-2011, 07:23 PM
Within seconds of entering my room:
"YOU GOTTA HELP ME"
"ok"
"I AM ABOUT TO HAVE A HEART ATTACK"
"..."
"ONLY THING THAT WILL SAVE ME IS IF YOU FLASH YOUR TITS"
"lol"
"LOWER MY BLOOD PRESSURE"
"very creative"
"NO VERY SERIOUS. YOU'RE GOING TO KILL A MAN TODAY"
:leans over to kick:
:comes back a few minutes later:
"HELP MEEEEEEEEEE, HELP MEEEEEEEEE"
-I burst out laughing and ban him-
It is still cracking me up
I'd have said "Hey JackAss arousal raises your blood pressure not lowers it."
sammii
10-14-2011, 07:51 PM
atleast he was more creative than the "can i see ur tits plzzzzzz its my birthday" guys ::)
"All of the other models flashed me."
I'm sure they did. ::)
ManyRoses
10-14-2011, 11:20 PM
This thread always makes me happy....I try not to read more than a page or two at once so that I can come and read for a laugh whenever I want to!
My two best so far?
1 - guy comes in and starts talking about bike parts (?!) I ask him why, and this conversation happens:
Him - well, you are obviously a bike mechanic!
Me - No...no I'm really not...(thinking, pay me enough, and I will be!)
Him - Yeah you are, I can see your tool boxes behind you. Only mechanics have mastercraft boxes.
Me - Oh no - actually I keep my art supplies in there - I'm an artist!
Him - WTF no you arent! Why are you lying to me? Stop lying?....sudden rant on how I am a lying bike mechanic...apparently.
BAN
HUH?!? Why do you assume I am a bike mechanic? And why the heck would I LIE about it if I was?? What, is being a mechanic a shameful profession? Still so confused about this one..
And the better one...
Him - I can see you like tattoos!
Me - Just a little..;) And you haven't seen the half of them yet! If we go private, we can play my favorite game..count the tattoos!
Him - I like tattoos.
Me - Great! I am clearly the right girl for you!
Him - actually, I'm a hot, 21 yr old tattoo artist.
Me - uh huh
Him - So how about we trade some ink for sex? :)
Me - Huh. Well, if you look directly behind me, you will see my full set up of tattoo equipment (the stuff not at the shop) including inks, power supply, machines, tool chests and art set up. Any tattoo artist looking at this screen could tell you that I, too, am a tattoo artist....and I'm guessing the guys that can't tell that and are trolling online for free sex in exchange for tattoos are at the PEAK of their profession.
You really want to do some "ink" in return for sex? How bout you tattoo your own leg, and then go fuck yourself?
(actually, I cracked up, and told him to fuck off...but I WISH I had said all that)
ManyRoses
10-14-2011, 11:45 PM
Oh, and I'd also like to throw out that nothing grates more on my nerves than hearing about my celebrity look a like.
One more Paris Hilton comparison, and I will be burning down the internet.
I second this!!
"You look JUST like Lindsay Lohan!" What - before she became a drug addled skank or after? There is a big difference, you know..
Or "Look, you look like Nicole Kidman!" Thanks! "Oh I think Nicole Kidman is ugly, you just look like her..".WTF???
Apparently I look like every redheaded celeb out there. The hair confuses them.
The best one? "You look like that anthony chick!" Who? "Y'know, the one that killed her toddler". UMMMM WHAAAAAT?!?! He made it better by adding "Its ok, I don't care about that, she's still hot!"
So. Fucked. Up.
Caree
10-15-2011, 07:49 AM
This is more bizarre than annoying I guess, but annoying in it's bizarreness!
oen enters the room
oen: good morning sexy
Me: morning babe
oen: up for some early morning horn then?
Me: mmmm definitely!
oen: tut tut tut
oen: bad night then//
Me: eh?
oen leaves the room
None of that made sense to me! Tut tut tutting me because I was up and horny!? Mate, what were you expecting on a pay per minute cam site? Saying I'd had a bad night because....?!
I DON'T UNDERSTAND!
CandaceMoon
10-15-2011, 08:12 AM
The guys who say do whatever you enjoy, when i ask what I can show them. I say " aww baby, this is YOUR show, I wanna do what you like, hehe"
Or better yet, when asked the same thing, the guys who say "surprise me". O_o Do you want that I should pull a jack in the box clown out of my coochie or some shit?? I bet THAT would surprise you!! LOL
Jules007
10-15-2011, 11:04 AM
lmao have been reading through this thread and pmsl and recognising a lot of the shit i also get. Thought I would share prob one(there are so many) of my pet hates:
Missdemeanour: hi
cheapass:well hello
Missdemeanour: hru?
cheapass: great and u
Missdemeanour: i'm grt ty xx
cheapass: good
Missdemeanour: xxx
cheapass: y dont u stand up and give me a twril?
Missdemeanour: cos i prefer to lay back so u can see all of me
cheapass: ok well i just wanted to see that great ass of urs!
Missdemeanour: oh well y didn't u say so?
Missdemeanour: i'll show u that and so much more in grp/pvt
Missdemeanour: or there are FREE pics in my gallery
cheapass leaves the room
The thing is, apart from why should stand n twirl? If I did cos I sit so close to my cam they would only see my midesection anyway lol
OMG I think I had him last night.
Him: Twril bb
Me: Do I look like a fucking ballerina?
In my defense I was a wee bit tipsy from all the wine I had been drinking and my regulars were cracking up.
Crustyz
10-15-2011, 03:07 PM
I second this!!
"You look JUST like Lindsay Lohan!" What - before she became a drug addled skank or after? There is a big difference, you know..
Or "Look, you look like Nicole Kidman!" Thanks! "Oh I think Nicole Kidman is ugly, you just look like her..".WTF???
Apparently I look like every redheaded celeb out there. The hair confuses them.
The best one? "You look like that anthony chick!" Who? "Y'know, the one that killed her toddler". UMMMM WHAAAAAT?!?! He made it better by adding "Its ok, I don't care about that, she's still hot!"
So. Fucked. Up.
At least you don't get Lady Gaga... The guys are just saying this to piss me off. I don't look anything like her. :-\
Spinnerette
10-15-2011, 04:50 PM
a few nights ago i had a pleasant idiot in my room. If i hadn't been so busy that night i would have kept him around for laughs.
Him: Do you like straight dicks? Curved dicks? Small pricks? Or is it just for kicks?
Me: Who are you dr. Seuss?
Him: No, but i do love to rhyme? Is that a crime?
Me: No, but if you wanna play, you're gonna have to pay.
Him: Pay?! No way! I will not i say!
Me: Damn, man. If you really wanted to you can...oh, well here comes the ban.
win. :d
Spinnerette
10-15-2011, 05:02 PM
"what's the kinkiest thing you've done on cam today?"
um, let's see....watched some gay porn with a client whist he blew a cucumber and slid toys up his neither regions...
not the visual image you were looking for, 'wanks-for-free-to-typed-fantasies' boy? my bad}:D
LMAO! Yes! People ask me about my fantasies and they usually involve pegging. They're all like, "Awww man! That killed my boner!"
Ahem, well, you asked...
msmochaxx
10-15-2011, 07:29 PM
today this guy wanted me to view his cam and i told him he had to tip for it and he was like "i need you in my life...i am the truth...just take my hand and hear the truth...take my hand" and of course by "take my hand" he meant "watch my stroke my cock" :P
Trix66
10-16-2011, 01:22 AM
Some non-English speaker today told me to "assemble the cock."
I told him that actually my long-term goals are to have it disassembled.
He didn't get it, of course.
sananeko
10-16-2011, 01:32 AM
^^ lol
roast
10-16-2011, 03:04 AM
,"I have an arm wrestling fetish"
"OK"
"I like your arms"
(lol I have no visible arm muscles but allright - some guys into muscle flexing seem to settle for less)
"Thanks!"
:in pvt suddenly:
"Oh - hi there"
"Hi can we arm wrestle?"
I ask probing questions - he seems unsure of himself and just says "I love arm wrestling" in different ways over and over again. I guess maybe it is an English issue or muscle fetish. So I pause to think how to simulate it, decide to flex, caress my arms, and talk about a fantasy scenario of arm wrestling in great oily muscle rippling detail...
"No, I mean can we arm wrestle?"
"Want to send your cam?"
"I dont have one"
(continue what I was doing before but aim arm near camera and cup hand like Im arm wrestling an invisible opponent. I tense my arm, look focused)
"OK, we start at 1, 2, 3-"
"No, I want to arm wrestle"
"Explain what you mean"
"I like your arms and want to wrestle them"
(Internal sigh, I assume he just wants to answer questions about his fetish)
"What do you like about my arms"
"They look like arms I could wrestle"
"How so?"
"Idk"
"what do you like about arm wrestling"
"Its fun, I like it"
"What's fun about it"
"I like doing it idk"
"You like strong arms on women then hunh?"
"I just like arm wrestling"
"Arm wrestling women of course though"
"It can be a guy"
"Oh? that's pretty kinky hunh [screenname]?"
(I assume forced bi?)
"I guess"
"You ever arm wrestle a man before?"
"Ya"
"Mmmm what happened?"
"My brother and I arm wrestled last week. It was ok. I won though."
"Cough so you like feeling powerless, hunh? Subdued, overwhelmed"
"Not really"
"You like losing to people stronger than you?"
"I think I could beat you"
"You think you could beat ME in arm wrestling? lol dont think so, you see these arms?" (again, my arms are totally unremarkable)
"I mean we'd have to arm wrestle, so I can't say for sure you know"
"So you must weightlift then - how much can you lift"
"I dont really work out much"
"Mmmmm I see...."
"So can we arm wrestle?"
"..."
"Hello?"
"How shall we arm wrestle?"
"What?"
"How do you want to arm wrestle me? You want to arm wrestle so how do you want to do it"
"What do you mean?"
"....Where do you live?"
"California."
"Were you born there? How old are you?"
"Yes. I'm 47."
"...."
"Hello?"
"You understand I won't meet you, correct? And that being in pvt doesnt mean we're arranging to meet in person to arm wrestle, right?"
"Ya."
"Ok."
"So can we arm wrestle?"
"How. How. HOW do you want to arm wrestle?"
/leaves abruptly and leaves poor feedback
Trix66
10-16-2011, 09:12 AM
^^ I hope you were laughing just a little bit through that.
I didn't know that was a thing that guys wanted from natal women though. That's good to know. I always assumed that guys were just telling me I had man arms, and I'm self-conscious about that.
I'll be nicer to those guys now. :)
RebeccaT
10-16-2011, 11:06 AM
I had a guy who wanted skye or msn..so I told him the cost etc. He was having trouble working out how to pay so I talked him through it. He then paid in dollars without converting the sterling amount, so had to pay the balance..again, I had to talk him through it. Then it went as follows:
09:46:34 AM member: i want as much time with you as possible hehe
09:52:22 AM member: ok paid
09:52:38 AM RebeccaT: Thank you
09:52:53 AM member: so how do i get you
09:53:44 AM member: now what
09:54:57 AM member: are you there
09:55:40 AM RebeccaT: yes...hang on
09:55:57 AM member: ok
09:57:31 AM member: hold on can we do it later
09:59:02 AM member: dont worry im here and ready now
09:59:44 AM RebeccaT: I can't do now...later tonight or tomorrow?
10:00:09 AM member: did you get payment
10:00:36 AM RebeccaT: yes, thank you.
10:03:21 AM RebeccaT: Later tonight or tomorrow
10:03:32 AM member: wat time later
10:03:45 AM RebeccaT: Half seven?
10:03:56 AM member: ok
10:04:13 AM member: prob be wanked out by then lol
10:04:18 AM RebeccaT: Lol
10:04:23 AM RebeccaT: MSN or SKype?
10:05:00 AM member: ive none of those
10:05:06 AM member: so now what
10:05:37 AM RebeccaT: Oh Chris...you're so...I don't know what word to use
10:05:44 AM member: lol
10:06:04 AM member: but im fun
I'm still not sure how he thought we were going to do it...bless him. I made him a video instead! And he really is fun, so well worth all the hassle.
chibii
10-16-2011, 02:22 PM
Roast, pretty sure Ive had that arm wrestle dude before. LOL.
h0ttie
10-21-2011, 05:43 AM
i hate when they say "why not"
idiot: bb can u fist ass for me?
me: no
idiot: why not?
i feel like a mother or something "because i said so!!!!" lol
TheBrownFox
10-21-2011, 01:08 PM
King_____ on MFC mailing me about my "saggy tits," yet spending the entire early morning perving in my room as a guest, listening to every word. Hmmm...hundreds of models online (some with huge tits), but your 74-year old ass chooses to freeload on the "saggy tits" girl? Whatever, prick...you know I still make your little 2-centimeter penis hard. :laughing:
PrincessLavender
10-22-2011, 03:19 AM
i hate when they say "why not"
idiot: bb can u fist ass for me?
me: no
idiot: why not?
i feel like a mother or something "because i said so!!!!" lol
This is definitely number one on my list! I just ignore them at that point.
blkschoolgirl
10-22-2011, 09:12 AM
King_____ on MFC mailing me about my "saggy tits," yet spending the entire early morning perving in my room as a guest, listening to every word. Hmmm...hundreds of models online (some with huge tits), but your 74-year old ass chooses to freeload on the "saggy tits" girl? Whatever, prick...you know I still make your little 2-centimeter penis hard. :laughing:
Ugh, that guy's been in my room. He wanted me to show something for a ridiculously low amount of tokens and proceeded to send me a nasty email along with tipping me one token. Ever since I've seen him watching my room all sneaky-like. What an asshole.
ShadySailor
10-22-2011, 04:21 PM
(in free chat)
"Wanna see my cam?"
"No, I don't watch cams."
"Why not? I'm really cute!"
I don't give a shit if you think you're cute. You're probably repulsive, and I'm not here to check out "hot" guys, I'm here to make money.
I got this guy today who asked if I did phone sex. I asked what he was looking for and he was like "I'm looking for someone who's not just after money. :/"
Then he kept saying he probably couldn't afford me, etc etc. I asked how long he wanted to talk, and he said "forever. He wanted to have my phone number so he could call me whenever to have phone sex. I was holding back LOLs. I recommended Niteflirt to him and he was like, "I don't want someone who does this for a living. I want you."
Dude, where do you think you are? I do phone sex AND MORE for a living. I'm not your damn girlfriend. Jesus.
ShadySailor
10-22-2011, 04:23 PM
Oh, and on the celeb lookalikes thing....the other day a guy said some actress that I had never heard of, so I googled her and she's literally like 10 years old! WTF?!
Breannasparks
10-22-2011, 04:28 PM
" remove all now then i'll take you in pvt for 30 mins after ok my darlin?
ok?
ok?
ok?!"
ShadySailor
10-22-2011, 04:35 PM
" remove all now then i'll take you in pvt for 30 mins after ok my darlin?
ok?
ok?
ok?!"
"Can you finger yourself in free and after I cum I'll tip you 50 tokens?"
How dumb do they think we are?!
MistyRose
10-22-2011, 04:38 PM
"Can you finger yourself in free and after I cum I'll tip you 50 tokens?"
How dumb do they think we are?!
"Can you take off your garter belt and stockings and just have heels on?"
"Sure I can, you can make requests in private! :)"
"Can you do it now before we go, but not show me?"
Let me get right on that.
TheBrownFox
10-22-2011, 05:47 PM
The hour I spent on Streamate this afternoon was a complete waste of time. Not a single tip or private session. I had to ban a few guys, and also had a few pussies talkin' shit and then making a quick exit. They got mad when I spoke up about rude guys begging/making demands. Any time a woman speaks up her mind about something guys don't wanna hear...guys call her a 'bitch'...lmfao! Yeah, SM may have good traffic, but today I wasn't getting any of the PAYING traffic.
And yes, I know one hour isn't very long to be on, but still.....DAMN.
ElianaIsis
10-22-2011, 06:50 PM
The hour I spent on Streamate this afternoon was a complete waste of time. Not a single tip or private session. I had to ban a few guys, and also had a few pussies talkin' shit and then making a quick exit. They got mad when I spoke up about rude guys begging/making demands. Any time a woman speaks up her mind about something guys don't wanna hear...guys call her a 'bitch'...lmfao! Yeah, SM may have good traffic, but today I wasn't getting any of the PAYING traffic.
And yes, I know one hour isn't very long to be on, but still.....DAMN.
Haha, my guys love it when I rag on the demanders! Some guy came in last night and the first thing he says is "show ass" so I said how about a hi first or at least a please! The guys love when I get a bitchy cause I'm typically very sweet and accommodating to a point and they all know it. I was also bitching about the 30 second hoppers in a show last night while in free chat and one of my guys said here's a tip to make up for it and tipped my minute rate. Aww...some of the guys really are good to me and they make up for the assholes.
On topic though I hate the ones that ask you to change while in free. I always just tell them I will once in private, some leave and some will actually go private.
Brilynne
10-22-2011, 10:05 PM
This has probably already been covered, but I was bombarded by it tonight.
"mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"
I don't mind it in pvts, as I understand their hands are a bit busy but get PM after PM of just
"mmmmmm" drives me crazy.
Sometimes they like to elaborate on it-
"mmmmmmmmmm bb"
Gah. That's officially what I'm naming my memoir. Or maybe a handbook.
"Mmmm BB - Camwhoring for Dummies"
Spinnerette
10-22-2011, 10:42 PM
^^^^ OR (and I'm sure this has been mentioned before) when they bug you in public chat to check your PM and all it says is "Mmmmm" or "hru". ::)
sillykitty
10-24-2011, 04:29 PM
him: what state do you live in/?
me: Why?
him: to see it we live close to each other
me: Well that's just creepy. I'm an online camgirl. Online.
him: I want to see if we live close enough to meet
him: and fuck in person
him: so I can fuck your pussy without a condom on
him: and cum in your pussy
me: I'm married home slice.
him: thats ok
him: I am in a relationship
me: What you are asking is illegal, and against site rules to boot. I exist as an online cam girl. Online.
him: fine let me just show you my cock
Like I feel so sad for him to make him have to settle or something? I told him I viewed in private.
Also, earlier today I had someone that wanted me to pretend like I was a giant woman and the army men and toy planes were really people (yes I have toys, don't judge me). Since it was SUCH a special request I decided to act it out for them a little in free chat to make sure I was what they are looking for. They were not legit.
"Look into plane and I will take you private"
*I glance at screen to check for private notification*
"You aren't looking at the plane! Start over and take off your clothes. I'm a girl."
Whoa wtf. Watch out for this cheap butt.
MsTina
10-24-2011, 08:53 PM
Got this message tonight on SM:
"Hi, do you still escort? Let me know bb"
Umm...I've never escorted and don't plan on it, but thanks for askin...douche. ::)
MistyRose
10-25-2011, 09:30 PM
~~In private for an hour~~
"So what do you do for a living?"
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Have you not noticed the xxx bucks seeping from your wallet to mine in this period? I...just...seriously makes me wonder about some people.