View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
Vlodina
03-11-2014, 07:36 AM
"I love mature pussy."
Fuck you!
Renton
03-11-2014, 09:15 AM
I'm still being a catty bitch but
BelgianGuy: hi cutie
where are you from?
me: Belgium!
BelgianGuy: dutch or french?
me: Dutch
BelgianGuy: je kan ook nederlands spreken hoor ;-) ("you can speak Dutch too you know")
MIND. BLOWN. OH. MY. GOD. I can speak another language in here?? REALLY?? PRAISE THE LORD.
yes, I'm gonna speak Dutch while 99% of my customers speak English. Makes total sense. Like it's not as if everyone's gonna assume that I can't speak any English if I never speak it RIGHT?
I hope everyone dies today -> mood for the past week and I don't see it changing anytime soon. I actually need a little break but can't afford one. FML.
lemonberry
03-11-2014, 09:26 AM
I'm still being a catty bitch but
BelgianGuy: hi cutie
where are you from?
me: Belgium!
BelgianGuy: dutch or french?
me: Dutch
BelgianGuy: je kan ook nederlands spreken hoor ;-) ("you can speak Dutch too you know")
MIND. BLOWN. OH. MY. GOD. I can speak another language in here?? REALLY?? PRAISE THE LORD.
yes, I'm gonna speak Dutch while 99% of my customers speak English. Makes total sense. Like it's not as if everyone's gonna assume that I can't speak any English if I never speak it RIGHT?
I hope everyone dies today -> mood for the past week and I don't see it changing anytime soon. I actually need a little break but can't afford one. FML.
Yep, same here. I'm on the verge of doing what the girl in your signature is doing because then at least the day will be somewhat fun.
Him: Are you wearing panties?
Me: Yes I am
Him: how about you take them off and show me your panties and we'll go pvt
Me: How bout you go pvt and I take them off...or I could just ban you?
Him: *leaves
Normally I dont respond like that but I've had idk how many variations of this the last few days. Its been so long since its been this bad I thought guys had given up on this tactic or it was only something I once went though bc I was new. Oh and now I have a regular that has been getting cheaper by the month in my room saying hes just taking a break at work. Then he asks if I have been away cause he hasn't seen me in a while. Yea I wish. Kinda hard to take time off when most of your traffic lately is wanting a date, is at work or thinks they can get free shows.
Staples
03-11-2014, 10:27 AM
It's just been bad today!
I keep getting the guys who want to be my daddy.
The latest one came in and asks "Can you twerk for daddy baby girl?"
No but I can ban you really well...
justanothercamgirl
03-11-2014, 10:31 AM
This is pretty much how my day has been going. The lead singer is singing for all the freeloading custies I've gotten today. :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=If9fC9aJd-U&feature=kp&oref=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DIf 9fC9aJd-U%26feature%3Dkp&has_verified=1
Staples
03-11-2014, 10:33 AM
OH my goodness JAC... this is every piece of fanmail I've ever gotten. I fucking love it. Thanks for posting this.
lemonberry
03-11-2014, 10:46 AM
This is pretty much how my day has been going. The lead singer is singing for all the freeloading custies I've gotten today. :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=If9fC9aJd-U&feature=kp&oref=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DIf 9fC9aJd-U%26feature%3Dkp&has_verified=1
What he sings from 2:09 up to 2:20 is how I imagine meeting a cam customer would turn out.
lemonberry
03-11-2014, 10:54 AM
poopdick69 has logged on
poopdick69 has been blocked.
In addition to the name he's been hopping in and out of free chat without saying a word for over 6 months.
TheBrownFox
03-11-2014, 11:38 AM
poopdick69 has logged on
poopdick69 has been blocked.
In addition to the name he's been hopping in and out of free chat without saying a word for over 6 months.
Some guy on MFC with 'shakazulu' in his screen name has been perving me on MFC for a very long time in the PM viewer, and I've never gotten any tokens from him. He has a very high reward points number, but always zero tokens. I don't think he's ever said 'hi' to me either. It gets on my fucking nerves...
Marina Starr
03-11-2014, 11:43 AM
http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t94/tsmelania/Breakfast_twerk_zps6076aae3.gif (http://s158.photobucket.com/user/tsmelania/media/Breakfast_twerk_zps6076aae3.gif.html)
It's just been bad today!
I keep getting the guys who want to be my daddy.
The latest one came in and asks "Can you twerk for daddy baby girl?"
No but I can ban you really well...
lemonberry
03-11-2014, 04:24 PM
:banghead:Because today just keeps getting better:
thinkshesslick: I just missed your gold show.
me: no, no gold shows here.
thinkshesslick: would like to hear your jerk off instructions.
me: sure, lets go pvt
thinkshesslick: I know but i would like to check out in gold show before i go pvt
cause i would not ask for a free show
me: Sorry, don't do them
thinkshesslick: any other idea how I can hear them
Me: Just in pvt
thinkshesslick: maybe you can tell me one ore two resons with your voice please
Me: Maybe you should go find something else to do until you can afford the site. Here, I'll help. *BAN
Via Flaminia
03-12-2014, 04:11 PM
fl101S146957: (after 45 min of lurking) Do you like squirting baby?
I don't know how to squirt, but if I did....do I *like* it? Um no, damn, happens at the most awkward times...elevators, the bank, ...I bring a change of clothes everywhere...I just can't control it anymore.
apryll11
03-12-2014, 06:36 PM
Cheap Guy: What can I get for 3?
ME: a small chai tea at Starbucks. Gentleman, I'm a lady not a snack please tip according.
Stupid man1: Are you gonna do something or just sit there like a bump on a log?
ME: Sure Ill do something right now. I kick him out the room
He comes right back in.
ME: did you enjoy what I just did?
Stupid man1:
He sits in my room quietly till I get taken private. Guess he liked the bump on log look I was rocking after all
Snowy0Star
03-12-2014, 11:31 PM
doesnt-know-how - this - site works : Can you hear talk
doesnt-know-how - this - site works : When I talk
me - no baby i cant only in pvt lets so i can see and hear you !
doesnt-know-how - this - site works has logged off
how many other camgirls rooms do u think hes going to go into and do this before he realizes its true?
TheBrownFox
03-13-2014, 07:21 AM
In someone's SM free chat:
Wat up bitch. Let me see that pussy.
Fitandpretty
03-13-2014, 10:13 AM
In someone's SM free chat:
Wat up bitch. Let me see that pussy.
>:( I can't deal
Renton
03-14-2014, 09:12 AM
Robbie: hello
me: Hi! how are you?
Robbie: you there
me: uhh obviously, I just asked how you're doing
Robbie: dear how much u wants for private show
Robbie: helloooooooooooo
me, typing: are you deaf? I've been answering you all this time
Robbie: just shut ur mouth and if u wants to earn than just ans me
other wise go
Robbie has been blocked.
that doesn't make sense, you douchenozzle ::)
so far all I've gotten is rude douchebags like this and people wanting stuff for free. OH JOY.
EllieGold
03-14-2014, 12:08 PM
User: You look so hot BB
Me: Thanks BB
User: Oh I got to go, my 9 year old son just walking into the room
User: He went straight to you, he must like you!
User: Is that weird BB?
*BLOCK*
TheBrownFox
03-14-2014, 12:19 PM
On MFC:
nottonight: 100 tokens is a lot to ask for one video, don't you think?
*facepalm*
He must've come over from Streamate or something. I know that on there, if you chip in a few dollars for a Gold show, often times the model will give you several sex videos. This is MFC though, and on MFC 100 - 200 tokens is the standard price for ONE video.
Fitandpretty
03-14-2014, 12:20 PM
User: You look so hot BB
Me: Thanks BB
User: Oh I got to go, my 9 year old son just walking into the room
User: He went straight to you, he must like you!
User: Is that weird BB?
*BLOCK*
OMG so gross.... Men are so freaking weird
The Scarlet Letter
03-14-2014, 11:33 PM
Terrible day on cam today and this was the gem that was waiting for me when I logged off after I specifically told him no freebies (as in buy a show) or personal contact allowed:
Hi. How are you? I'm Patrick. I live in Vermont and I'm just looking to play here and some things I've never done before. I really love Cam2Cam..with phone or audio. I've always wanted to be controlled on cam, told what to do. And I have a small cock sometimes likes to be made fun of...what really gets me honry is the thought of a couple or several girls controlling me on cam. I need to get some toys, but not sure what I need. Maybe you could tell me what to buy?
And somedays i just prefer to make love during cam2cam....hot sensual lovemaking where we call out each other's name ,.
Also, I would really like to buy panties you have worn..I want to be able to smell you. And I would wear them on cam too.
I just want to have some harmless fun with some beautiful women...
Hope to hear from you soon.
Yours, Patrick..or your Pet Patrick. :-) which ever you prefer!
P.s. I use Skype as well :-)
Yeah, Patrick my pet I'll get right on that. :D Don't wait up kiddo.
Morrigan
03-15-2014, 02:01 PM
just like 5 seconds ago:
Mrcustyname: i want to beat you up and then make love to you
yes
beat you up to deny i am gay
and then make love to you beacause you are sexy
yeah your gonna really warm me up that way >.> ruined him by saying I didnt think he was gay considering Ive identified as female since I was 5 ... Yeah I dont deal with the dregs
Morrigan
03-15-2014, 02:03 PM
double post
Procrasturbator
03-15-2014, 08:09 PM
guest8830: LEAH AND THE LION
guest8830: LEAH AND THE LION
guest8830: THE LION IS HAVING HUMPTY BUMPTY WITH LEAH?
guest8830: THE LION IS HAVING HUMPTY BUMPTY WITH LEAH?
guest8830: LEAH AND THE LION
guest8830: LEAH AND THE LION?
guest8830: LEAH AND THE LION ?
awesomereg: Can we go private Miss *camname*?
Me: Oh god yes, my brain is about to explode
(A little bit later, back in free chat)
guest3775: LEAH AND THE LION
guest3775: LEAH AND THE LION
guest5503: can you do rectum contractions over a mirror and masterbate to the contractions?
guest1075: KATY PERRY DOES HUMPTY BUMPTY WITH THE LION IN HER SONG?
guest1075: KATY PERRY SUCKS THE LIONS PENIS?
omg
EDIT: guest1075: LADY GAGA HAS SEX WITH HER PIG IN HER SONG ON YOU TUBE?
It's really the question marks that confuse me
BustyVixen
03-15-2014, 08:44 PM
Had a guy come in private when there were three other dudes in there and say:
Hello bitchy I rape you
No, no you will not. Banned him and luckily the others didn't leave right away.
apryll11
03-15-2014, 09:00 PM
This guy didn't say anything out of line but his name was out of pocket.
StopAskingToGoPrivate
Like really? Now what if I changed my name to "stopBeggingForFreeShit" or "WhatTheFuckYouLookingAtSayHello"or "PayMeMotherFucker", I like the last one best it really speaks to why Im online
Procrasturbator
03-15-2014, 10:59 PM
hahahahanope: do u wanna go pvt
Me: Hell yeah I do!
hahahahanope: what would u do for me in pvt
Me: It's not about what I can do for you, it's about what you can do for me!
hahahahanope: what would u like me to do for you?
Me: Hmmm well what are you into?
hahahahanope: anal?
Me: Hell yeah, you can fuck yourself in the ass on cam2cam for me!
hahahahanope: ...
hahahahanope: not exactly what i meant
Me: Wait, then what did you mean?
hahahahanope: i meant i would watch u fuck yourself in the ass
hahahahanope: so would u fuck yourself in the ass
Me: No, why would I do that? I don't have a prostate
hahahahanope: can i get a peak of ur ass
Me: Absolutely, you can see all you want in private
hahahahanope: can i get a freebe maybe
Me: (bursts out laughing, continues laughing for about a full minute) Omg. That's funny. Why would I do that?
hahahahanope: because we're both in cali
hahahahanope: it makes sense if you don't think about it
I'd been having an awesome night and I knew my findom guy was coming back soon so I gave approximately 0 fucks whatsoever. Yeeeeeah let me give you a free peek of my ass when in a minute I'll be in pvt with the guy who wants to spend big money just to chat. I'll get right on that lmao.
The Scarlet Letter
03-16-2014, 02:22 AM
Jerk #1: OMG ur SO UGLY! Bitch did u get burned in a fire?
Jerk #2: It is ugly y u here ugly bitch?
Jerk #1: yo bitch bitch bitch is u-g-l-y ain't got no alibi hahahahahahahaha fuck u bitch
Jerk #2: y u smile dumb bitch
Me: (Spaced out look on my face) I love you man, all of you and Jesus does too!
Jerk #2: wtf cunt u damn whore wat u on
Me: (Still spacey) In my fathers house there are many mansions if it were not so........
Jerk #1: I'm outta here jus trying to have a bit of fun fuck u
Jerk #2: u are one sick cunt damn bitch
Me: (Desperation) Don't go! PLEASE don't go! I LOVE you and Jes-
Jerk #1 has logged off
Jerk #2 has logged off
Awesome fella: You were brilliant!
Me: Aw shuck it was nothing.
*Exclusive*
:D
anonymous camgirl
03-16-2014, 09:58 AM
playawannabe: i see a beautiful women
guys are attraced to beautiful girls = love
i know it sounds dumb
Staples
03-16-2014, 03:01 PM
This morning on Cam4
My dog licks cock and I want to give him a facial. Do you wanna watch?
Charlotteslut
03-16-2014, 06:56 PM
Any variation of "Oh...I was going to go pvt/excl, but you didn't do ____ or you said _____ so now I will go elsewhere"
Dude I don't want your $20 if I have to deal with your bitching. Please keep it and burden someone else with your attitude lol. Of course they skip out instantly after posting their dramatic final remarks so I can't ban, cowards.
TattooedBBW
03-16-2014, 08:37 PM
Guy adds me to Skype
Me: Hi, how are you? Where did you get my Skype ID?
Loser: Cam Model Directory
Me: Oh cool, were you looking to book a show?
Loser: Yes, I want a bj show. Do you have a real guy there or just a dildo?
Me: No real guy unfortunately, I do have a realistic dildo though
Loser: Does it cum? Does it shoot milk? Do you have milk? Do you love cum on you?
Me: It's not a shooting dildo. I have milk here if that would make the show better. If you would like to book please let me know, thanks.
Loser: Well answer my questions, do you love cum?
Me: I would glad to tell you about that once you've paid. Sorry, no dirty chat before payment hun.
Loser: Ok - I DEMAND that this show is $10 for 10 mins. You will suck the cock real good, and you will have it cum all over you. $10!!! 10 mins no less!!!
Me: I'm sorry, did you not read my ad? My ad specifically states it is $2.50 a min, which would make this show $25 if you would like 10 mins. Please do not demand a particular price.
Loser: Fuck that! For $25 I can see a european lesbian 3sum show! There's no way I am paying u $25 to see u suck a toy!
Me: Okay, please in the future read all ads so you know the pricing and know what girls offer. Goodbye *Block and delete*
----a few minutes later pass and another Skype contact request comes in with a similar username.I knew it was going to be him, so I added it just for shits and giggles---
Loser: HEY FAT BITCH. GO EAT SOME MORE CHEESEBURGERS!!! NO ONE WANTS TO SEE YOUR SHOW
Me: haha okay, I actually make good money being fat. I know I am fat - I advertise that I'm fat. And I will go buy some more cheeseburgers with the money men pay to see my fat body !
*BLOCK*
lmao as if that upset me. I know Im fat, duh. lol loser. butthurt I wouldn't do a $10 show. ;)
Marina Starr
03-16-2014, 08:41 PM
Mean while in guest chat:
"Do you have a vagina? Are you all woman now?"
If you read my profile you would know. Dumb fuck. When I get my sex change, I am going to be rocking the biggest and fattest camel toes, EVER!
http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t94/tsmelania/tumblr_m7sdx3OjxI1qc4zy6_zps246587cb.gif (http://s158.photobucket.com/user/tsmelania/media/tumblr_m7sdx3OjxI1qc4zy6_zps246587cb.gif.html)
Fitandpretty
03-17-2014, 02:34 AM
Mean while in guest chat:
"Do you have a vagina? Are you all woman now?"
If you read my profile you would know. Dumb fuck. When I get my sex change, I am going to be rocking the biggest and fattest camel toes, EVER!
http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t94/tsmelania/tumblr_m7sdx3OjxI1qc4zy6_zps246587cb.gif (http://s158.photobucket.com/user/tsmelania/media/tumblr_m7sdx3OjxI1qc4zy6_zps246587cb.gif.html)
Haha!!!!! I love this <3 rock them fat pussy lips girl!!!!!!
CurvyWinona
03-17-2014, 06:08 AM
potofpennies: a 10.00 10 min gold show would be good
me: haha sure but i have to get rid of other guy first :-)
me: and i only do $30 10 min goldshow
but i gave u two 20 gold for 10 min shows
potofpennies: yeah but it's st pats day
potofpennies: lmao
me: sorry its not your lucky day haha
potofpennies: have a heart lol
me: i have a heart, to save your measly $10 :-)
ban! haha
potofpennies has been blocked.
VictoriaChaos
03-17-2014, 07:37 AM
I'maStud enters room
I'maStud: Baby
Me: What's up? How are you?
I'maStud: I'm rock hard
Me: Hi rock hard, I'm Chaos. Nice to meet you. *Huge smile*
I'maStud: Show some ass
Me: I can show how to exit my room really quickly.
Ban.
justanothercamgirl
03-17-2014, 08:22 AM
I forgot to post this the other day. Oh Cam4.....your trolls are just so troll-er-ific!
freeloader: I've got my cam on. You should look at it, I bet you will like what you see.
JAC: I'd love to watch your cam for 50 tokens. (*said with a big smile on my face*)
freeloader: Fuck you bitch! You are fucking fat piece of shit anyway!
JAC: Thank you so much for you feedback! I will be sure to pass it on to our management. (*said with a big smile on my face*)
*JAC silently bans freeloader*
Reg_Custie: You're fat?
JAC: Apparently! Check it out! (*JAC pulls her shirt up to see her stomach*)
Reg_Custie: WTF? Who the hell would ever think you are fat?
JAC: There is nothing worse than an uncreative troll. If you are going to troll at least but some heart it in because if you don't you just sound like a 5 year old child who was told he couldn't have a new shiny toy. It is just a damn, damn shame.
Reg_Custie: Huh? Are you telling me you find someone trolling you badly to be a kind of disappointment to you?
JAC: What can I say? I am a girl that believes if you are going to do something you need to do it well. If not there is just no point in doing it at all. ;)
VictoriaChaos
03-17-2014, 08:58 AM
JesusAnd Stuff entered
JesusAndStuff: the last young freak that i pulled
couldnt understand that taurus the bull
big time rapper thats what i am
but in that funk im superman
without that funk whats the play
sleep and eat and work all day
gimme that funk and i just might shout
ferris wheel just turned u out
u think ur down but ur a mark
seen a bitch said "hi sweetheart"
the young girl stopped u started to spit it
"how u doin baby do u have a minute?"
she said "no i never would"
"i have a man and he treats me good"
ur a MARK u aint tough
u called her a bitch when u coulda got sucked
u coulda got sucked in ur room
but u said bitch way too soon
im a tell u punk the way it works
u's a bitch just like her
the next young freak down the line
was just a fan who loved my rhymes
she saw me rollin so so hard
recognized game and the star
i waste no time so the story goes
i rolled that freak like trues and vogues
Me: Dude. What the fuck are you doing? Stop spamming my chat
JesusAndStuff: what
chaos
i was making conversation
Me: That's not conversation. In order for a conversation to take place, it has to be initiated. You didn't do that you came into my room and started spamming my chat.
JesusAndStuff: i was telling a story
Me: Well then you should have come in and said, "Hey Chaos, I'd like to tell you a story." Not just come into my room and start spamming it. It's rude.
JesusAndStuff: ok then
u have a unique style
alicia chaos
eclectic
ur glasses are weird
.....
can i bus
canibus
how did u choose the name chaos
question everything
god make bees
bees make honey
god make man
man make money
but satan make ooman fi come rob mans money
Me: Seriously dude, I told you to stop.
Ban.
Renton
03-17-2014, 09:33 AM
wowmuchsmart: damn youve got holes all over your face
me: OMG REALLY?? I DIDN'T KNOW!! :(
wowmuchsmart has logged off
::) I got 2 new dermals in my forehead, I was expecting it. I've gotten a bunch of compliments though and I think I look magical so whatever :D
SexiCal
03-17-2014, 10:37 AM
Him: u want this dick??
Me: Hmmm. No. Not really.
Him: gonna give it to u anyway
Him: take it
Him: take it
Him: please just take it
Him: :(
Charlotteslut
03-17-2014, 12:19 PM
^ lol the :( face killed me :D
The Scarlet Letter
03-17-2014, 04:23 PM
What the hell?: I m man u owe me
owe me owe me
Snowy0Star
03-17-2014, 04:28 PM
What the hell?: I m man u owe me
owe me owe me
that reminded me of this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=w5iCKMkYKgs
The Scarlet Letter
03-17-2014, 04:33 PM
that reminded me of this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=w5iCKMkYKgs
That came across my mind as well. The fellas are SUCH geniuses aren't they? Just remember u owe me, yes I'll keep a note.::)
TheBrownFox
03-17-2014, 10:56 PM
"Today is my birthday. Can I get a little flash?"
I told him Happy Birthday, and nope, he can tip 50 tokens just like everybody else.
Sunnylexie
03-17-2014, 11:16 PM
A lovely person on Streamate decided to be helpful and point out imperfections in my spoken English (like, wait for me to say "thank you" type "sank yiu" and run away). The funny part of it is that I don't even sound like that - I mean, my pronounciation is far from the Cambridge English, but bitch they have taught me how to θ. The day she comes to a place with a main language other than English, may everyone be just as eager to help her improve her language skills.
Rhiiannon
03-18-2014, 06:15 AM
One GUEST said it was his 18th birthday yesterday and first time on MFC. I saw aw nice happy birthday. He said he just got a 2 million trust from his grandparents and will give me $100,000 to be his personal cam model on Skype. Oh really? Yippee! That sounds believable! Here's a free show on the house for your generosity! -_-
A guy asked me to call him a stupid n*gger in private. I felt bad but I did it. He spent like 600 tokens on that private but I felt soo bad the entire time, haha.
And then another guy was asking me to do double penetration. I said sure I have a vagina dildo and a small anal dildo (because I'm very inexperienced with anal). And everything was fine and then he was like would you taste your ass? No, I'm not getting sick for you. That's disgusting. I could get e-coli or some shit. Not worth your money.
TheBrownFox
03-18-2014, 06:26 AM
Shit I see posted in other models' rooms:
"Your husband lets you do this?"
*facepalm* OMG, I hate when guys ask cam girls this. Not only is it prying, but it's rude and implies that there's something wrong with him "letting" you do this.
A lot of these guys need to work on their chat room etiquette.
justanothercamgirl
03-18-2014, 07:27 AM
"Today is my birthday. Can I get a little flash?"
I told him Happy Birthday, and nope, he can tip 50 tokens just like everybody else.
I always give them the pouty lip when they ask me and say all pathetically like, "You mean after you so rudely forgot mine?"
That usually get them to backtrack in a hurry. LOL!
Fitandpretty
03-18-2014, 07:42 AM
Shit I see posted in other models' rooms:
"Your husband lets you do this?"
*facepalm* OMG, I hate when guys ask cam girls this. Not only is it prying, but it's rude and implies that there's something wrong with him "letting" you do this.
Chat room etiquette, people. Work on that...
I get that question constantly. It burns me up because of the word "let", I don't need permission to do shit. And if they think it's so negative why are they watching? They are surprised when I tell them that we work as a couple and he watches my cam shows and loves it.