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Rhiiannon
03-18-2014, 09:11 AM
When people tip for Skype without asking me when I could Skype or what I do then being like "Ok I just tipped for 10 mins. Get off MFC now and I want to see 2 dildos in your ass and you pee in a cup and drink it." Okay, exaggerating a bit but seriously? How are you gonna tip without asking when I can and what I do? I'm not comfortable drinking my own pee so...

Fitandpretty
03-18-2014, 09:23 AM
When people tip for Skype without asking me when I could Skype or what I do then being like "Ok I just tipped for 10 mins. Get off MFC now and I want to see 2 dildos in your ass and you pee in a cup and drink it." Okay, exaggerating a bit but seriously? How are you gonna tip without asking when I can and what I do? I'm not comfortable drinking my own pee so... swap it for some diluted apple juice. He probably won't know the difference anyway

SoloDesire
03-18-2014, 09:52 AM
hopelessromantic: hi babe.....
do tou know that i love you
love you a lot
^,^
do you accept me
barbie girl
reply please
will you suck my cock





And he started off so romantic! haha

chloemay
03-18-2014, 09:53 AM
Indie guy Skypes me that most camgirls won't do his roleplay. I say, send it. It's a basic one, unbutton shirt, make him cum on my tits. I'm like, ok, no problem. Here is my link.

He says, "I usually pay w Paypal."

Dickhead, if girls are declining your shows its because of Paypal you fucking annoying waste of time and air.

Rhiiannon
03-18-2014, 10:49 AM
Some guy gave me $20 amazon giftcard for 10 mins. I say okay what do you want to see. He types it out, I walk away for a minute (no lie; I replied that at 1:39pm and he was bitching at 1:41pm) and he's like okay where are you? where's my show? I'm reporting you to MFC. Like chill, I walked away to redo my eyeliner. Calm the fuck down. And he kept bitching. I was like, you know what? Here's your giftcard back, bye, and blocked him. I hope he can't report me for that (since I did nothing wrong anyway). What a dick. Seriously? I'm a human. Maybe I went to the bathroom. If I ignored you for 10 minutes that's a different story.

TattooedBBW
03-18-2014, 11:07 AM
What a loser wow!


Some guy gave me $20 amazon giftcard for 10 mins. I say okay what do you want to see. He types it out, I walk away for a minute (no lie; I replied that at 1:39pm and he was bitching at 1:41pm) and he's like okay where are you? where's my show? I'm reporting you to MFC. Like chill, I walked away to redo my eyeliner. Calm the fuck down. And he kept bitching. I was like, you know what? Here's your giftcard back, bye, and blocked him. I hope he can't report me for that (since I did nothing wrong anyway). What a dick. Seriously? I'm a human. Maybe I went to the bathroom. If I ignored you for 10 minutes that's a different story.

Vlodina
03-18-2014, 01:15 PM
wowmuchsmart: damn youve got holes all over your face
me: OMG REALLY?? I DIDN'T KNOW!! :(
wowmuchsmart has logged off

::) I got 2 new dermals in my forehead, I was expecting it. I've gotten a bunch of compliments though and I think I look magical so whatever :D

I had to come and have a peek today! Reading your post I wasn't too sure about it but your forehead dermals are awesome! So pretty! :D Random question, isn't it annoying when you're applying foundation? My nose piercing pisses me off when I'm doing my make up and I only have one thing going on. Lol.

Sorry for derailing...

audritwo
03-18-2014, 01:32 PM
Shit I see posted in other models' rooms:

"Your husband lets you do this?"

*facepalm* OMG, I hate when guys ask cam girls this. Not only is it prying, but it's rude and implies that there's something wrong with him "letting" you do this.

Chat room etiquette, people. Work on that...

Was this my room? because I had someone say this to me this morning. I put him in his place.

Sunnylexie
03-18-2014, 05:23 PM
Was this my room? because I had someone say this to me this morning. I put him in his place.

He probably surfs through online models trolling for reaction. I do long shifts so had him twice.

TheBrownFox
03-18-2014, 05:30 PM
Was this my room? because I had someone say this to me this morning. I put him in his place.
Actually, yes, it was in your room! :) I love the way you handled your room and guys like that. You're like the perfect cam girl who doesn't let guys walk all over her. It made me so proud. :D

Renton
03-18-2014, 05:46 PM
I had to come and have a peek today! Reading your post I wasn't too sure about it but your forehead dermals are awesome! So pretty! :D Random question, isn't it annoying when you're applying foundation? My nose piercing pisses me off when I'm doing my make up and I only have one thing going on. Lol.

Sorry for derailing...

Awww thank you :D well I actually only wear foundation maybe a couple times a year :p like twice in the past year I think... If I did wear it a lot I'd get so annoyed, so many piercings I'd have to work around -_- I'm already annoyed when I get lipstick on my lip piercings haha

Marina Starr
03-18-2014, 08:55 PM
A regular gone bad told me to ban him so I obliged.
http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t94/tsmelania/k32kd2_zps6ab6701f.gif (http://s158.photobucket.com/user/tsmelania/media/k32kd2_zps6ab6701f.gif.html)

Procrasturbator
03-18-2014, 09:04 PM
So this guy did an indie blackmail show (technically two, I made him get more time and come back lol), after we wrapped up I sent him a message all "We'll be doing this again soon" blah blah blah. That was a few days ago. I guess he got horny again because I just got this:

Him : Like how soon are you talking?
Me: Like, say, 10 minutes from now.
Him: Ummmm I don't have a whole lot of money

JFC why are blackmail guys always broke? Get a new fetish, ffs.

Sunnylexie
03-18-2014, 09:39 PM
This little shit could often be seen in my free chat being an entitled prick and bitching about everything, but I was always too busy to catch and ban him. Tonight, he came in when I was complaining about a pinched nerve in my back.

The entitled shit: U r too young for pinched nerve *BAN*.

Noone's too young for it once they get to fuck themselves with a toy in doggy with one hand while holding their ass spread with the other, all while attempting to read what the custie's typing to them. >:(

Sunnylexie
03-18-2014, 11:30 PM
Me *type*: Hello, how are you?
Weirdo: you don't speak GOD *leaves

Lola12
03-19-2014, 05:39 AM
Fuckbag: Hi. My favourite models are offline today. Just passing by to see if you're fun to watch. And you're not.
Me: Hi! Just passing by to tell you what an asshole you are. BAN.

Like wtf? And besides, I had only been online for 3 min. Excuse me for not having a carnival!

Something else bothering me is: "what's up?" "so what are you up to?". Jesus christ. What do you think I'm doing? I almost never get this stupid questions, but today it was like 5 of them.
And yeah, must also say how much I hate when regulars (non-tippers!) are giving me compliments after compliments. Same crap every day. I'm all just "aw thank you", "thanks". Bla blaaah. I'm seriously on auto pilot. This one guy also keeps telling me he loves me, and expect me to say it back. Like... No!

VictoriaChaos
03-19-2014, 07:33 AM
I'm in a private, just doing my thing and the guy asks if I would do a shitting video for him.

I explain that although I wouldn't have a problem with it but I don't sell videos through streamate.

He starts going on about how he'll pay me with gold and I can send it to his email and how other chicks have done it.

Good for them. Still not going to happen.

So he gets mad, logs off and rates me one star.

Awwe, somebody didn't get what they want. Poor baby.

audritwo
03-19-2014, 08:39 AM
And he was a Regular too. :( First time I've ever banned a Regular... makes me sad. But I was so fucking pissed and just NOT in the mood for the "Faster harder" shit

Yeah I tell them that my vagina isn't made out of steel. It's made out of this sensitive fleshy material. I'll fuck myself the way I want to that's pleasurable for me not painful.


Sometimes they get it. SOMETIMES.

SoloDesire
03-19-2014, 09:53 AM
pissncumdrinker has logged on

pissncumdrinker has been blocked.

o0Pepper0o
03-19-2014, 10:04 AM
LOL I HATE guys that demand I fuck myself hard! I suck at that [which is why I really only do wand shows in freechat and only occasionally bring in an insertable] usually I avoid these kind of guys by carefully explaining that I'm a small girl with a small vag and I'm not going to fuck the bejesus out of myself unless I WANT TO. That way if they take me private anyways and start making demands I feel nothing abot ignoring them and repeating the aforementioned on their paying time.

Renton
03-19-2014, 03:32 PM
I can't believe this worked

surprising: lovely cheekbones
me: thank you, how are you?
surprising: You have a delightful face
me: thanks
surprising: I imagine that you enjoy being kissed laying down
me: you know what I enjoy? long privates
surprising: I would kiss you all over your face
surprising: and your lovely supple neck
me: no one cares. you're never gonna get the chance to.
surprising: truth
me: so what's it gonna be, you gonna spend some money or are you gonna annoy me till I block you?

and he took me private LOL. for a little over 8 minutes, so hey I'm not complaining :p

SexiCal
03-19-2014, 03:59 PM
@Renton: I love when they actually follow through and go private. Then I drain them for everything they're worth for working my nerves in Free Chat. }:D

Renton
03-19-2014, 04:10 PM
hahaha he came back for another 11 minutes too :D I should be my bitchy self more often :p

Procrasturbator
03-19-2014, 04:13 PM
Oh, and...

Douche has logged on to Excl.
Douche: MM yah, ride me baby
*I oblige and start doin my thing*
Douche: Faster, pound me
*Keeps going at my own pace*
Douche: Faster... faster... harder... Bounce on me
*Keeps grinding, cuz that's what I like*
Douche: FASTER

*Douche has been banned*

And he was a Regular too. :( First time I've ever banned a Regular... makes me sad. But I was so fucking pissed and just NOT in the mood for the "Faster harder" shit

Ughhh I'm sorry, that sucks. I hate the "faster harder" shit too. Especially since they always keep going with it.

*fingering at a normal pace*
"Mmmm faster! Harder!"
*fingering slightly faster, harder*
"Faster! Harder!!!"
THIS IS LITERALLY AS FAST AND AS HARD AS FINGERING ONESELF CAN BE DONE
It's like they want me to do some True Blood-esque vamp sex motion blur deal but I am but a lowly human.

See: people whose sexuality has been irreparably warped by porn.

Sunnylexie
03-19-2014, 05:40 PM
This one guy also keeps telling me he loves me, and expect me to say it back. Like... No!

When someone acts like that, I make my best happy idiot face an go "Oh that's a miracle do you know I've been in love with you since the first time we met! Let's run away and get married! When are you going to introduce me to your parents? Where are you from? Oh great, I'm calling my mom to tell I'm marrying a man from %placename%! How big your house is? Too bad, honey - we're gonna need a bigger one, because I want 5... no, 7 kids by you! What's your father's name? We will name our first child after him!..." and so on.

Can't say this is a 100% working method, though. I had a guy so stupid he took it seriously and got oh so happy and continued bugging me for like a week sending huge offline messages, so I had to ban him (didn't post the convo on here because tml, but have a part of it saved).

Charlotteslut
03-19-2014, 06:06 PM
Me: *explaining I'd love to do ___ in pvt"

Him: "pvt costs money. just have fun"


PVT COSTS MONEY



I can't today :(

Lady Mondegreen
03-19-2014, 06:20 PM
Hi BB How are you???
Can u explain me, please, how a beautiful women like u is Bissexual
is on ur Bio
u don't look lioke, sorry
U prefer cock or vagina???

What.

The Scarlet Letter
03-19-2014, 07:05 PM
Fella: Who's ur daddy? baby who's ur daddy?

Me: Actually there are a lot of answers for that question, there was this one fella in Omaha, another in Saint Louis, and there was this other guy in Dallas, and gawd who could forget Sacramento....

Fella: Forget it. ur weird.

:D

LoraDoll
03-19-2014, 07:18 PM
-Wanna be my slave again?
-Slave. Sure.

Pvt (most amazing i ever had, lol)
- Okay my dog... put ur panty on ur head
(put it on... slowly)
- with pussy side in ur nose.
**hesitate** umgh sry, can't. (eye roll)
-C'mon, u re my slave
- Make me a good slave than, c mon , work on it.
- Do it!
-Beg for it! (a few minutes nothing happens)
- **Put it on pls** ( :pray: )

-and now, u re my school girl, and i m the big black guy who rape u. Make me a scene, i wanna see real tears!
http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/cheech-wtf-gif1.gif
-(Wondering) Sry, what? xD
-Rape urself
**hesitate** a few minutes later:
-sry, i just realized, rape is not allowed on the site! U dont read the site's rules so often i gess?

(srry, dude, i dont have ticket to "retard land" today... maybe that s why we dont understand each other, omfg... >.< )

Sunnylexie
03-20-2014, 05:14 AM
In pvt:

shareyourex has logged
shareyourex has been blocked

Just in case, you know.

TheBrownFox
03-20-2014, 07:54 AM
*In someone else's room*

A guy (who claims to have joined the Gold show) told the model that he missed her cumming because he went to go smoke. Um...why would you even leave to go smoke, knowing that the model is about to begin the show that you paid for? LOL. Must've been quite an urge.

Renton
03-20-2014, 09:38 AM
EricSPH: hi
me: hi, what's up?
EricSPH: Not much....just horny
me: oooh really, well let's go have some fun ;)
EricSPH: If you took out your ear plug....my cock would easily fit in your lobe
me: if you wanna talk about stuff like that, you're gonna have to take me pvt and I only do SPH in exclusive :)
EricSPH: I prefer someone with a personality that isnt a bitch
EricSPH logged off

They're so vulnerable when they're broke aww! I already clicked the block button, I love when they think they can quickly log off and I can't block them, little do they know I just block them from sending me messages and then block them from my room too ::) no broke losers allowed in here

Marina Starr
03-20-2014, 06:07 PM
"I'll look around a bit and come back later".

Well then let me help you. BANNED.

Holly_xoxo
03-20-2014, 08:02 PM
Message in SM inbox

Had to send you a message babe Your so Sexy and your photo is just GORGEOUS. I hope that you will message back to me and send your GORGEOUS SEXY photo with your message. :) :) :). But I can:t wait to take you PRIVATE and see your GORGEOUS BODY babe. :) :) :) Really can:t wait to go PRIVATE with you SEXY. William signing off.


It's bad enough when idiots like this swarm my free chat like an ant infestation but do they have to message me too? *sigh*

Fitandpretty
03-21-2014, 02:59 PM
My day so far....
rapeyguy200: Hi hun
Me: hello
rapeyguy200: how many does it take?
Me: for what?
rapeyguy: guys to hold you down for a gang fuck
rapeyguy: ?????
rapeyguy: scream for me bitch!!!!
me: ban****

-____-

LoraDoll
03-21-2014, 03:13 PM
-- Be quick bb, i dont have so much credits... ;)
-- That s not my thing, sry... I dont rush. ;)

Yuli
03-21-2014, 03:22 PM
Yesterday this guy wanted me to pretend to be giving birth while wearing blue jeans... leaving the jeans on, just a lot of heavy breathing and shouting oh fuck, oh fuck, eli eli lama sabachthani how could you do this to me is it crowning fuck fuck etc. Not really annoying just--that's a very specific fetish.

He told me it was a baby boy at the end, too.

CurvyWinona
03-21-2014, 05:24 PM
Within 30 seconds of being online -

peda1328: hi

me: how are you hun?

peda1328: could you do me a favor ?

me: what

peda1328: im fine you ?
just stand up please

me: im great thanks
could you do me a favor ?
read my topic

peda1328: what ?

peda1328 has logged off


* my topic says tip for stand up, no buts or ifs. * ugh.

space_cowgirl
03-21-2014, 06:14 PM
I don't think they can read.

Rhiiannon
03-22-2014, 03:49 AM
Just this morning...

Guy: Hi, what are you wearing? Can you show us?
*shows lingerie top*
Guy: Hot. Do you have a big ass?
Me: No, I'm quite petite
Guy: Show us.
Me: Not without a tip.
Guy: We'll see.
*I ignore*
Guy: ?
Me: What?
Guy: Stand up please?

Seriously?

kortneykay
03-22-2014, 07:26 AM
Customer in free chat: You know babe, I would be able to spend more money on you and buy more shows from you if you'd just lowered your prices
Me: Unfortunately honey, this is a business. If you don't like my prices there are other girls on the site (then raises prices a full dollar)

Me Thinking: Is this guy fucking serious? Look here you cheap ass one private buying douche. Lowering my prices only benefits you, not me. Nope. I'd rather you spend $50 on me in 7 minutes time than $50 in 14 or God forbid, 20. No. Fucking. Way. Not now, not ever.

SweetJulia
03-22-2014, 07:32 AM
Customer in free chat: You know babe, I would be able to spend more money on you and buy more shows from you if you'd just lowered your prices
Me: Unfortunately honey, this is a business. If you don't like my prices there are other girls on the site (then raises prices a full dollar)

Me Thinking: Is this guy fucking serious? Look here you cheap ass one private buying douche. Lowering my prices only benefits you, not me. Nope. I'd rather you spend $50 on me in 7 minutes time than $50 in 14 or God forbid, 20. No. Fucking. Way. Not now, not ever.
I don't think they get we'd rather make an hourly rate with as little effort as possible vs. being dirt cheap and exhausting our minds and bodies for 90% of every hour online. Me personally, I prefer ten minutes of work every hour so I can amuse myself online with sites like this and Netflix while in free chat.

audritwo
03-22-2014, 07:37 AM
u has some cunt lookin eyebrows

??????????????????

SweetJulia
03-22-2014, 07:43 AM
u has some cunt lookin eyebrows

??????????????????
I've been told I have slutty eyebrows, so I'm not sure which one of us is better off.

TattooedBBW
03-22-2014, 07:45 AM
I always give them the pouty lip when they ask me and say all pathetically like, "You mean after you so rudely forgot mine?"

That usually get them to backtrack in a hurry. LOL!


I totally used this line yesterday. Hahaha

CatBBW
03-22-2014, 09:29 AM
Yesterday this guy wanted me to pretend to be giving birth while wearing blue jeans... leaving the jeans on, just a lot of heavy breathing and shouting oh fuck, oh fuck, eli eli lama sabachthani how could you do this to me is it crowning fuck fuck etc. Not really annoying just--that's a very specific fetish.

He told me it was a baby boy at the end, too.

Yep, I have a few very specific pregnancy cam clients, I love them. I just channel my inner earth mother, remember how fucking sore birth is, and go for it. After making sure all my windows and doors are closed, cos I'd hate the neighbours to call an ambulance thinking I was really pushing a baby out :D

TattooedBBW
03-22-2014, 04:36 PM
this guy like begging me to play video games with him and be his offline girlfriend then gets a butthurt when I tell him no I am a camgirl sorry! Then hes like ooh but I want you to see what I look like -I tell him okay cool lets go c2c in pvt, and he takes me pvt just to whine via c2c audio about how its expensive and he wants me as his gf. LOL

VictoriaChaos
03-22-2014, 05:45 PM
So this guy came into my room several days ago. Sat there for a few minutes, said hi, how are ya and then left.

I check my messages and I get a message and it's all bitching, condescending rude bullshit. Asking if school is really that expensive and just bitching me out for charging 6.50 for private. He did this all in a message so I wouldn't ban him from my room.

So I log on today just to check something and I have a message in my inbox. I haven't been on since Wednesday.
The same dude "6.50 private...for what ANAL? Stop being so greedy"

What the ever living fuck is wrong with people?
God, so glad you can block people through messages. I cannot fucking deal with this bullshit today.

Procrasturbator
03-22-2014, 06:30 PM
Customer in free chat: You know babe, I would be able to spend more money on you and buy more shows from you if you'd just lowered your prices

Lol wtf? You lowering your prices would somehow make him be able to spend more money total? Do guys even think this stuff through before they click send??

scarlettbelle
03-22-2014, 06:56 PM
I've been told I have slutty eyebrows, so I'm not sure which one of us is better off. No joke, I get comments on my eyebrows constantly. I fill them in with powder, so I sometimes end up with a *slightly* different shape on a given day. Please note that this is a SLIGHT difference. And yet I get guys saying "Wow, your brows look really different today! I like how they're so arched/pointy/thick whatever!" Ummm...ok. O_o

Maybe they have an eyebrow fetish, idk.