View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
wabisophie
03-22-2014, 07:00 PM
Well, I had one custie saying he can't see me anymore, cause Im too exp for him now, after I've raised my prices up for... 50 cents (and I still have really LOW rates!). Like wtf, he was coming almost every day for short 15-20 mins sessions. Like he cant stay 5 mins less or come every other day! Whatever, didnt change my prices back and didnt give him any discount.
LilyAnderson
03-22-2014, 07:04 PM
(this guy is a level 2, but he really doesn't spend much at all. i think my cut, i've made like 30 bucks in the span of 8 months from him.)
(i'm also in a voyeur. he proceeds to write to me in free chat.)
annoying shit: BB
annoying shit: BB
annoying shit: do you remember me?
annoying shit: hello?
annoyed lily: yes?
annoying shit: do you remember me?
annoying shit: heeeellllllllllo
annoying shit: answer me!
annoyed lily: oh i'm so sorry for taking so long to respond
-blocks-
caramelDip
03-22-2014, 07:32 PM
In private on SM lol:
ForgothisName: *enters*
Me: oh there you are! (lmaooo I have no idea why i say this)
ForgothisName: ......
Me: how are you doing? (teases)
ForgothisName:.........
ForgothisName: hi
Me: any special requests?
ForgothisName:.......
Me:(?????) continues to awkwardly tease
ummmm
*5 MIN LATER*
ForgothisName: *LEAVES*
lmao i hate these types of privates
Renton
03-23-2014, 05:25 PM
idiot: is that your eye colour
me: no it's yours
yeah I know you mean contacts but ffs people, BLUE EYES ARE A REAL THING. stop asking me the same question 100 times a day. THEY'RE JUST BLUE.
Sunnylexie
03-23-2014, 06:03 PM
EricSPH: hi
me: hi, what's up?
EricSPH: Not much....just horny
me: oooh really, well let's go have some fun ;)
EricSPH: If you took out your ear plug....my cock would easily fit in your lobe
me: if you wanna talk about stuff like that, you're gonna have to take me pvt and I only do SPH in exclusive :)
EricSPH: I prefer someone with a personality that isnt a bitch
EricSPH logged off
They're so vulnerable when they're broke aww! I already clicked the block button, I love when they think they can quickly log off and I can't block them, little do they know I just block them from sending me messages and then block them from my room too ::) no broke losers allowed in here
So you are a bitch for sending him to pvt, yet making gross remarks about strangers' mods is fine? OK.
I had a guy try to convince me to try and fist my ass ("just for him", of course), saying "it's gonna hurt a bit at first, but once it's in, it's fun". LMAO.
But seriously, there's a special place in hell for the guys who take advantage of girls who are unexperienced or don't know much about their own physiology to trick them into trying things that can get them injured or sick (extreme insertions, ass to mouth or pussy et c.). Fuck these people.
justanothercamgirl
03-23-2014, 10:12 PM
I had a guy try to convince me to try and fist my ass ("just for him", of course), saying "it's gonna hurt a bit at first, but once it's in, it's fun". LMAO.
I always like telling those guys that if it is so much fun that I am more then willing to try if the guy shows me on C2C how to do it first. I don't want to mess up and do it wrong and end up hurting myself. Of course, they refuse and then I just give them a cute pout and tell them that it can't be that much fun if they aren't willing to try it out "just for me" on cam to show me how it is done so I don't hurt myself.
It always ends up taking at least 5 minutes in private of them trying to pussy-foot around why it is 'fun and enjoyable' for me but not for them, especially since they are the ones with the prostate gland. HA!
Lola12
03-24-2014, 01:45 AM
idiot: is that your eye colour
me: no it's yours
yeah I know you mean contacts but ffs people, BLUE EYES ARE A REAL THING. stop asking me the same question 100 times a day. THEY'RE JUST BLUE.
HAHAH. Seriously laughed my ass off ;D
CurvyWinona
03-24-2014, 10:49 AM
Renton, I got asked if my eyes are real all the damn time too. In real life, too.
Renton
03-24-2014, 11:07 AM
It's so annoying isn't it? I could understand if they looked slightly purple or anything, but ugh -_- the questions have increased since I dyed my hair more purple (it was bluey purple before, now more pinky purple), I think my eyes look more blue now but still!
CurvyWinona
03-24-2014, 11:09 AM
yeah. When I was a kid, I actually got a certificate at awards in my elementary school for having prettiest blue eyes. lol. I don't see so special about my eyes. They look normal, but people think different.
Vlodina
03-24-2014, 11:14 AM
I'll happily "try" and fist for as long as they would like to pay. It's not happening, but I'm a nice girl and I'll "try". ;)
I think it's funny when people compliment me on my green/blue eyes (depends on the day/my mood or something as to what colour they think they are!). I am very short sighted and have astigmatism too, so it's funny that they are so pretty supposedly, but they don't bloody work! ;)
CurvyWinona
03-24-2014, 11:15 AM
Repeatedlyfreeloader: Hello my beautiful you are magnificent one truth goddess, I am a fan to see a whole girl up, I beg you I could see you standing and bend over , please and later we go to your paradise after you have me to excite
me: i dont do paradises for free.
Why do the guys like them think I would love what they tell me the silly stories.
Rhiiannon
03-24-2014, 11:18 AM
I hate when guys try to dirty talk with me for free. "So what do you like in bed? Are you into ___?" I politely say that for this type of sexual talk I need a tip. And they're like awww I have no tokens right now... *continues to go on about some sexual BS and I ignore their PMs*
Or when they talk about going private or a Skype but never pay. So what do you do? How much for this amount? Do you do this? And this? Will you do this? Are you into that? What do you do? I just tell them that they need to tell me what they want to see and the end. Stop wasting my time for a private/Skype they never end up buying anyway.
Marina Starr
03-24-2014, 11:20 AM
"Sound?"
Yeah, what about it? Are you seriously interested in taking me pvt/exclusive?! If not then you don't need to hear my voice in free chat. And yes it does sound very female.
***roll eyes***
audritwo
03-24-2014, 11:21 AM
*tips me 1 gold*
"Put that dollar towards getting bigger tits bitch"
Snowy0Star
03-24-2014, 11:24 AM
Repeatedlyfreeloader: Hello my beautiful you are magnificent one truth goddess, I am a fan to see a whole girl up, I beg you I could see you standing and bend over , please and later we go to your paradise after you have me to excite
me: i dont do paradises for free.
Why do the guys like them think I would love what they tell me the silly stories.
dude i had him like an hour ago ...
CurvyWinona
03-24-2014, 12:19 PM
I came across this article while sitting in freechat with stupids -
http://kitchenette.jezebel.com/the-dumbest-customers-youve-ever-heard-of-1549990112/@Jessica?utm_campaign=socialflow_jezebel_facebook&utm_source=jezebel_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow
CurvyWinona
03-24-2014, 12:43 PM
brokeoncams: ok how big r nipples
me: my tits are way bigger than your $0.08
wabisophie
03-24-2014, 01:13 PM
I dont remember if posted this one already:
jacksdick: oh bb your are so pretty, i should thank your parents for brigning such a princess to this world!
me: thanks, I make sure to pass them the message. Should I do it on behalf of Jack's dick?
Another one yesterday. It was one of 3 days a year when I make an effort and put something that is NOT black.
Him: Hi, bb, I would like to take you pvt but could you change?
Me: Sure, I have many outfits, what do you have in mind?
Him: Can you put something nice&sexy?
Me*facepalm* *critically looks at herself in the mirror, does he realise what he just said?* takes a deep breath* : define nice&sexy for you?
Him: nice black dress and stockings with garter belt
Me: *kick* Im just tired of them everytime asking me to wear the contrary of what Im wearing. I can bet 100% that if that night I was in a black dress I d have someone asking for those tight white pants and tank top I have.....
SoloDesire
03-24-2014, 02:47 PM
^ This. I dunno why, but I always take offense when they ask me to put on something different lol.
Sunnylexie
03-24-2014, 05:24 PM
I'll happily "try" and fist for as long as they would like to pay. It's not happening, but I'm a nice girl and I'll "try". ;)
In that case, you might end up like this:
Me: How are you
Dude: Bad
Dude : (
[I dont engage these]
Dude: last girl I did a show with promised to fist her ass
Dude: and she didnt !!
Dude: : (
Dude: lost all my money
Dude: I gave her 1min
Dude: and she spent it
Dude: putting lube on her asshole
Dude : (
Dude: hate timewasters
Dude: reported her
Dude: i lied a lil in the report
Dude: but Im pissed
Dude: lol
Dude: so hope she gets fired
Dude: : )
Dude: how are you?
*tips me 1 gold*
"Put that dollar towards getting bigger tits bitch"
Had this idiot too, told him the dollar was to serve as a compensation for him being a prick.
The Scarlet Letter
03-24-2014, 06:00 PM
Me: Hiya fellas! :)
Mr_Tough_Guy: I'm so pissed bought into 3 gold shows and 1 private and all the girls blocked me or booted me before I could cum :'(
Me: (Sympathetically) Ah well, that's too bad. Perhaps you can contact customer support if you were charged by mistake?
Mr_Tough_Guy: Perhaps you can do better!
Me: Perhaps I can. I'd be willing to try if you are. I'm available for private or exclusive. ;)
Mr_Tough_Guy: NO IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY BITCH!!!! FIRST YOU GET UP SHOW YOUR FUCKING TITS, SHAKE THAT WHORE ASS AND THEN MAYBE JUST MAYBE I'LL AGREE TO TAKE YOU PRIVATE!!!! >:(
*BAN*
I wonder how anyone could ban such a charming gentleman? ::)
Sunnylexie
03-24-2014, 09:18 PM
LMAO that can't be true! XD
TattooedBBW
03-24-2014, 09:36 PM
Me: Hiya fellas! :)
Mr_Tough_Guy: I'm so pissed bought into 3 gold shows and 1 private and all the girls blocked me or booted me before I could cum :'(
Me: (Sympathetically) Ah well, that's too bad. Perhaps you can contact customer support if you were charged by mistake?
Mr_Tough_Guy: Perhaps you can do better!
Me: Perhaps I can. I'd be willing to try if you are. I'm available for private or exclusive. ;)
Mr_Tough_Guy: NO IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY BITCH!!!! FIRST YOU GET UP SHOW YOUR FUCKING TITS, SHAKE THAT WHORE ASS AND THEN MAYBE JUST MAYBE I'LL AGREE TO TAKE YOU PRIVATE!!!! >:(
*BAN*
I wonder how anyone could ban such a charming gentleman? ::)
....well, that escalated quickly! LOL
Marina Starr
03-24-2014, 10:06 PM
That's an understatement!
http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t94/tsmelania/k32kd2_zps6ab6701f.gif (http://s158.photobucket.com/user/tsmelania/media/k32kd2_zps6ab6701f.gif.html)
....well, that escalated quickly! LOL
Busygirl
03-24-2014, 10:15 PM
I think he was trolling hard, and never intended to buy a show, but only built up the conversation for this chance to copy paste in all caps what he wanted to say to you in the first place. There is a new type of troll out here now, who will make you believe, he is buying a show, asking a bunch of questions so he can "slap' you in the face with his punchline. This is why i rarely entertain, talk in free chat, it brings out the no life trolls in no time. And those that talk too much, or ask too many questions, rarely if ever buy a show.
Me: Hiya fellas! :)
Mr_Tough_Guy: I'm so pissed bought into 3 gold shows and 1 private and all the girls blocked me or booted me before I could cum :'(
Me: (Sympathetically) Ah well, that's too bad. Perhaps you can contact customer support if you were charged by mistake?
Mr_Tough_Guy: Perhaps you can do better!
Me: Perhaps I can. I'd be willing to try if you are. I'm available for private or exclusive. ;)
Mr_Tough_Guy: NO IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY BITCH!!!! FIRST YOU GET UP SHOW YOUR FUCKING TITS, SHAKE THAT WHORE ASS AND THEN MAYBE JUST MAYBE I'LL AGREE TO TAKE YOU PRIVATE!!!! >:(
*BAN*
I wonder how anyone could ban such a charming gentleman? ::)
"stop your gold show challenge coz I'll take you to pvt right away"
that happened several times... even when I don't reach the goal and after that they vanish haha.
"you need to get me hard before take you pvt... show nipples"
uhhh... hooray to your imagination, mister! but my motto is No tips, no nips!
And i FUCKING hate when guys ask me to say their name in premium when other guys are there. Exclusive has a meaning, guys...
"custie 1: why don't you do a longer show? I would love that!
me: well, bc that's more expensive and that's a show for everybody, maybe we could do that in pvt
custie 1: well... I'm the big gold tipper kind of guy...
custie 2: ^^^ WTF!!! he didnt even tip yet!!!!"
the other day was something like this:
asshole: show bb show show nipples boobs ass, face show show
custie: will you shut the fuck up????
me to custie: <3
custie tips 5 gold"
somehow that makes me laugh a lot haha
Sunnylexie
03-25-2014, 08:35 AM
As you know, mobile users on Streamate can't see models' bios (and most computer users think reading profiles is for losers). I made a short version of my bio and put it next to my seat so that everyone could see it, thinking in my naivety that it was going to save me from dumb questions. Uh-huh, fat chance. I just wonder what is the point of typing anything to them after they proved to be unable to read it in a bigger font and highlighted with colors, and if they use a voice processor or something when messaging me.
Dumass1: So, are you hairy?
Dumass2: Toys?
Dumass3: Do you REALLY have a fuckmachine?
Me: *with all sarcasm possible*: No, I just wrote it all over the place to trick people into buying my shows!
Dumass3: Oh, ok. Thank you for being honest! *leaves*
Didn't even feel bad about him leaving because stupidity is a huge turn-off for me. Besides, it would be really incautious of me to let such a fool anywhere near my fuckmachine or my genitalia, say nothing of both at once.
Renton
03-25-2014, 08:54 AM
last 2 days on SM have put me in uber bitch mode, everyone beware
farrukhalavi: hey
wow
me: hi, how are you?
farrukhalavi: you are very pretty
me: thank you, what kind of show were you looking for today (thinking "oh here we go again, broke loser trying to get attention by telling me shit I already know)
farrukhalavi: love your soft pink lips
farrukhalavi: and beautiful eyes
me: so what did you wanna do today? (torturing and killing this loser in my head over and over)
farrukhalavi: so lovely
you like.going dancing?
if we went to a club all eyes would be on us because you're so gorgeous
me: uh, on ME. not on you. just on me. no one notices you. *blocks him*
::) I regret nothing. and do I "like going dancing"? How old is he? wait nevermind I don't wanna know.
SoloDesire
03-25-2014, 08:56 AM
^ LOL. You are my soul mate. I've been feeling and reacting the same way lately. They are draining us...gotta stay in bitch mode and recharge!! ;)
^
haha, i should do more instabans for sure...
dude: woah, you're so gorgeous... i'm loving your boobs... so sexy
before i say anything *leaves*
i think some guys think we pay our bills out of their compliments, ugh
sammii
03-25-2014, 09:20 AM
Nevermind. I remembered customers read this shit.
SoloDesire
03-25-2014, 09:35 AM
On Streamate
danpuss1: hi bb
Me: Hello ;-) How are you?
danpuss1: better now and u
Me: I'm wonderful, thanks!
What are you in the mood for today?
danpuss1: anal
Me: Sorry, I don't do anal.
danpuss1: how about cock sucking
Me: I can get down with some of that ;-)
danpuss1: u think u could take care of my 11 inch cock
Me: Let's go private and you can see how I work it ;-)
danpuss1: dont have a credit card
Me: Yes you do...or you wouldn't have an account.
I know how this works.
danpuss1 has been blocked.
They just get more and more conniving as time goes by. Why does our job have to consist of 'spotting the liars' all damn day long? And people wonder why this job gets to us and we have to act like bitches!
Nevermind. I remembered customers read this shit.
let them read and learn, then!
WE LIKE MONEY !
audritwo
03-25-2014, 09:52 AM
*Yesterday was trying to put my nice pants on to get people to join my gold show*
Audri: Hey guys! I hope everyone is having a fantastic day! Let's make it better, what do you say?
GWARFAN: I'm having the worse day ever!
Audri: Awe I'm sorry to hear that!
GWARFAN: Dave Brockie died today
Audri: Yeah, I saw that on SA. Bummer. How about you tip in 3 gold and join my gold show? That should take your mind off things for a while.
GWARFAN: You should do a free show in his honor.
I then laugh at him for 3 minutes.
loveshooks
03-25-2014, 12:19 PM
I don't mind getting into what is obviously role play fantasy about meeting up in person but I'm always very clear with my clients that I don't do in-person encounters. I don't get a lot of requests for meets but I have one guy who asks me about visiting him Every. Time. We. Do. A. Call.
Today during our call he informed me with delight that he's gonna be in my city next week for biz, so now I have no excuse (?!) not to meet up. After I said nope he asked me if it's because my husband would get upset, and I simply replied that my guy has nothing to do with it, I just don't do meets because I choose not to. Dude's response:
"well, with that attitude you'll never make any money in this business"
bitter men like this make me gleeful. I want to write ^^^^ on my tits or something for my next call.
funismymiddlename
03-25-2014, 02:42 PM
I'm so tired of guys asking me questions about my show even though they have no intention of going to pvt. Like bb u do anal, deep throat, roleplay, blah blah blah. But they never go to pvt just sit around asking 1000 more questions. It's like read my fucking profile. Idk how to deal with it I can't block them all bc some of them do go after 20 questions. I think some of them do it to try to get off for free though that pisses me off.
sammii
03-25-2014, 02:56 PM
let them read and learn, then!
WE LIKE MONEY !
What does liking money have to do with me not outing myself to customers?
They wont learn. The trolls will just learn what gets on my nerves and troll harder. I like reading this thread. Just chose to edit mine. :)
What does liking money have to do with me not outing myself to customers?
They wont learn. The trolls will just learn what gets on my nerves and troll harder. I like reading this thread. Just chose to edit mine. :)
Don't take it that way, it was a funny joke :)
Sunnylexie
03-25-2014, 09:54 PM
A wannabe sub: Have you been a good mistress?;)
I. Just. Can't.
CurvyWinona
03-26-2014, 03:06 PM
Nottippingmakeshimstupid: speak me?
me: i'll talk to guys who tip
Nottippingmakeshimstupid: i haven't tip
me: then that is why
I just cant...
CurvyWinona
03-26-2014, 07:24 PM
mo'broke: lower cam please
me: upper your funds please
wabisophie
03-26-2014, 07:34 PM
XXX: can I ask you something?
me: sure, fire!
XXX: do you like sex?
*facepalm*
XXX: what do you like to do during sex?
*kick*
I mean, I just dont have that kind of patience anymore...
in free chat:
wannabe submissive: talks about how much wants me to see me with my alpha man
me: follow the chat for half a minute and say, hun, if you want to go on with the play we need to go to exclusive ;)
ws: ok, take me to private
me: ... you need to press the button to take me to private. Is your first time here?
ws: i think u need to press the button
me: no, i don't haha i can't force clients to go to paid chat (i wish!)
ws: ok, if you don't then I don't *logs off*
what the heck??¿ hahaha
"homeless dude: 3.99, 5.99 you women think us men are made of money"
a guy said just right after a very long exclusive with a custie who rated me with 5 stars (who made get my weekly goal btw). Right now i fucking love camming :) sorry dude for being broke as fuck, as you can see, not my problem anymore :)
TheBrownFox
03-26-2014, 08:27 PM
It's just funny to me that as soon as guys on MFC notice my music notes tattoos, all of a sudden they're music producers or supposedly know someone in the business. How nice. You still ain't getting my personal info though. Sorry!
wabisophie
03-26-2014, 09:29 PM
Fuck, I have to log off, I just can't bear with them anymore.
So I have HELPMESTROKE and WATCHMECUM at the same time in my room, what a treat to start with!
I ask HELPMESTROKE if he is looking for some JOI...
"I may, hun, whod you know..."
doh... Im a fucking mind reader goddammit!
Staples
03-27-2014, 04:49 AM
Boy just asked me to roleplay a European Nun who travels to Africa to Preach in the late 19th Century...
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Procrasturbator
03-27-2014, 04:56 AM
Boy just asked me to roleplay a European Nun who travels to Africa to Preach in the late 19th Century... what the fuck?
Oh man I want that guy!! I always get way too into roleplays. I once had a guy who wanted me to be a preacher's daughter (and he's the preacher of course) and I got sooo into it. I was all shy and demure and philosophizing about what God would want... he went with it for about 4 minutes before he started saying "totally honey. now get naked for daddy". They never appreciate my best performances. :'(
Sunnylexie
03-27-2014, 06:14 AM
jim123456789: Hi, want to masturbate for me in pvt?
Me: Sounds great, let's go for it.
jim123456789: Do you like masturbating?
Me: *eyeroll* Oh no, I hate it.
jim123456789: How do you like to masturbate?
*BAN*
Streamate's been a desert this week, maybe that's tax filing or something. Noone in my room but people with 12345's and qwerasdf's for nicknames - and I'm not even that far in the listing. I don't even want to bother talking to them because their accounts are obviously made for freeloading. +1 to my Complete Bitch and +2 to my Quick to Ban tags))