View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
TattooedBBW
03-27-2014, 08:35 AM
A few weeks ago a guy emailed me from one of my listings wanting a cam show, okay cool, but he told me after he added me to skype that there's no way he's going to pay. Buddy says he can get all the free pussy in real life that he needs and there's no way he would ever pay. Alright cool so I block him on Skype.
Today I get an email begging me to unblock him and promises he will pay for a show. Sure enough I give him the benefi of the doubt and he actually does. Haha what happened to all that free real life pussy? LOL
TheBrownFox
03-27-2014, 08:50 AM
In someone's chat just now:
"Gold digger!! Where's your respect for yourself? You're a mother with a baby, and this is what you do??"
WTF is with people claiming that women who get naked "have no respect for themselves?" Seriously...how do you figure that? When we bring down the banhammer on rude people who treat us unkindly, it is because we respect ourselves, fool.
SweetJulia
03-27-2014, 10:57 AM
"Gold digger!! Where's your respect for yourself? You're a mother with a baby, and this is what you do??"
To which I'd say "Where's YOUR respect for yourself? You're home in the middle of the day with an empty wallet??"
Procrasturbator
03-27-2014, 11:02 AM
"Gold digger!! Where's your respect for yourself? You're a mother with a baby, and this is what you do??"
What are the chances that this guy has a kid somewhere that he doesn't support?
Seriously, fuck guys who put down sex workers and fuck anyone who disrespects someone for providing for their child.
SweetJulia
03-27-2014, 11:28 AM
Ok, as most of you know I had a rough month and haven't cammed much,but I hope I can still post this on here, even though it was through checking my emails on SM:
Iwannafuckyouforfree: Hi! I actually cam myself and wanted to see if you'd be interested in working with an attractive 44 year old male. Do you have a pic?
1-There went five seconds of my life I'll never get back.
2-^^^^That is also what I'd say after I fucked this guy, if I ever chose to do so.
3-Why would I have a problem leaving my comfortable home and driving to upstate New York to shoot with him? Driving eight hours, to a total stranger, who may or may not live in an outhouse.
4-People who use exclamation marks the most get laid the least.
Procrasturbator
03-27-2014, 11:30 AM
4-People who use exclamation marks the most get laid the least.
RUDE!
... But not inaccurate. :(
anonymous camgirl
03-27-2014, 01:03 PM
I think! and there is nothing wrong with any job out there that you choose to do an work hard at .. but if you are getting paid very little money to work for someone else .. when and if you could make WAY more money doing cam or something else?? you are DISRESPECTING yourself. You are devaluing yourself and letting someone else set your worth.. so that shit doesn't bother me when they say that crap.. i just laugh evily!
In someone's chat just now:
"Gold digger!! Where's your respect for yourself? You're a mother with a baby, and this is what you do??"
WTF is with people claiming that women who get naked "have no respect for themselves?" Seriously...how do you figure that? When we bring down the banhammer on rude people who treat us unkindly, it is because we respect ourselves, fool.
anonymous camgirl
03-27-2014, 01:04 PM
I think! and there is nothing wrong with any job out there that you choose to do an work hard at .. but if you are getting paid very little money to work for someone else .. when and if you could make WAY more money doing cam or something else?? you are DISRESPECTING yourself. You are devaluing yourself and letting someone else set your worth.. so that shit doesn't bother me when they say that crap.. i just laugh evily!
p.s. Allowing yourself to live in a less than mentality.. going hungry, going without shelter, food or clothing.. etc etc.. or worse letting your children live that way. How is that RESPECTING yourself?
In someone's chat just now:
"Gold digger!! Where's your respect for yourself? You're a mother with a baby, and this is what you do??"
WTF is with people claiming that women who get naked "have no respect for themselves?" Seriously...how do you figure that? When we bring down the banhammer on rude people who treat us unkindly, it is because we respect ourselves, fool.
Fitandpretty
03-27-2014, 01:26 PM
"Gold digger!! Where's your respect for yourself? You're a mother with a baby, and this is what you do??"
I would have told him "leave me alone! I dont bother you when you are flipping burgers at minimum wage" All the while this guy was probably jacking off in free chat because he cant afford their rates.
Charlotteslut
03-27-2014, 03:32 PM
Next time a customer tells me that I am "too good to be doing this" I am going to tell him that he is "too good" to waste his time watching porn and that he should go do something productive.
Sunnylexie
03-27-2014, 05:55 PM
In someone's chat just now:
"Gold digger!! Where's your respect for yourself? You're a mother with a baby, and this is what you do??"
Wondering what constructive advice would the smartpants give her. Find a day job and only spend with her kids enough time to kiss them goodnight or stay at home and watch them starve? Or maybe nag her husband (in case she isn't a single mom) some so he'd bring more money in? Not as comfortable and profitable as showing yourself off on cam in your home, but oh it will preserve her dignity and "make her soul sing" (an actual quote from another righteous idiot).
Speaking about the righteous guys jacking off in their free chat: yes, they are, but not because they can't afford a show, but because they don't need it. What they jack off to is themselves being oh so better than the pathetic harlot and still not being afraid to stain their hands with her filth to "help her out" and cast some of their light on her. And seeing their words make the girl feel bad about her job makes them cum 10x as hard.
Alylondon
03-27-2014, 06:31 PM
Copy and pasting an message I got on SM:
Hi baby ;)
You looking so hot mmmm!! <3
How are you?
Can you do me a favour?
Take a picture of your hotface and naked tits next to my cock picture on your screen!
(make the picture big on your screen)
I will be your biggest fan, and you will get nice tiped and nice pvts ;*
Never has spent a dime on me..but wants me to do that.....ok buddy
TheBrownFox
03-27-2014, 08:17 PM
Wondering what constructive advice would the smartpants give her. Find a day job and only spend with her kids enough time to kiss them goodnight or stay at home and watch them starve? Or maybe nag her husband (in case she isn't a single mom) some so he'd bring more money in? Not as comfortable and profitable as showing yourself off on cam in your home, but oh it will preserve her dignity and "make her soul sing" (an actual quote from another righteous idiot).
Word. I swear, these idiots clearly don't have any kids, or are just too stupid to realize that being able to put your kid on the bus and get him off the bus from school is a blessing. You can't do that working a regular 9-5 job.
Another thing I just thought of that I can't stand. When a model is sneezing or is a little sick, and some guy says "Hon, why are you on cam if you're sick?" Such an annoying question, and it's always the guys who don't spend who ask it. Yeah, um...bills don't stop just because a person's got the sniffles. Are you gonna GiftRocket me a shitload of money right now? Nah, I didn't think so.....hush your mouth. :P
KimKlass
03-28-2014, 12:53 AM
I was just randomly accused of faking a disability by a guy who started out pleasant and had tipped 200 tk. I found it hilarious LOL. Conversation excerpt:
Rockabillyguy:better take you money together... right now there were laws made possible to get it accross countries....
Rockabillyguy: and besides that... showing a disabillity that you dont have... is a crime
KimKlass: what are you talking about?? i said nothing about a disability?
Rockabillyguy: dont think there were no records?
KimKlass: i have no idea what you're talking about
Rockabillyguy: you are BUSTED!
KimKlass: lol ok
Sunnylexie
03-28-2014, 04:21 AM
WARNING: TML!!!
In case you have no time to read it all, scroll down for a short graphic summary.
Freeloader251: show tits doll so i can get turned on and take you to play *BAN*
hotdumb88: can I see your sexy ass babe
Me: sure, it's 5 gold to see
hotdumb88: take your outfit off and I will take you pvt *BAN*
Nonverbalist: Hi sexy
How are you?
Would you fuck a Jamaican like me
Me: good, thanks!
I wouldn't fuck anyone from this site, to be honest. I'm a camgirl, not an escort)
Nonverbalist: Smile for a yes or look away for no
Me: The direct verbal answer declined as unsubstantial. Fine *BAN*
copypastafarian234: Hey, would you have sex with a hot family member?? *BAN*
MommasLittleJournalist: Hello, How are you? May I ask one question about Russia?
Me: Hello, I’m great, thanks!
It depends on the question -
MommasLittleJournalist: why russia invaded ukraine
Me: ...Politics isn't welcomed. Oh, thank you so much for paying attention.
MommasLittleJournalist: o sorry then *BAN*
DollarDangler: Hi
Pussy action for $300
Deal?
Me: yes, in pvt
DollarDangler: no a slight glimpse first
(;
I got money you need
Come on
;-)
Me: ok, give me a slight glimpse of them)
DollarDangler: I make the call
;-)
DollarDangler: I wanna tie you up so badly babe
Me: Oh yes, but I make the rules)
Tie me up? You've got to go Excl, then;-)
DollarDangler: I'll fist u
Me: lmao you are broke *reach to block him, but he leaves*
*****5 minutes later******
DollarDangler: I'm back : ,)
Me: Have you found the money lol?
DollarDangler: Okay tits flash for $100
Me: OK, money upfront
deal?
DollarDangler: Nope
Show me first
Come on
Me: ok, let me go for it *BAN*
*this guy had a pvt with me like a year ago and kept coming back almost every day. He’d ask a ton of questions about my shows but there’d always be some little pesky thing that would hold him back from buying a show “right now”*
pickyshilmazel: could you put your hair up in prvt
Me: yes
pickyshilmazel: any heels in prvt
Me: yes
boots or shoes, your choice
pickyshilmazel: any kind of reagular shoes
no hees shoes?
Me: Yes, I have those too, gonna take some time to get them though
I have them packed for winter
pickyshilmazel: ahh its o k then
pickyshilmazel: may besoem other time
Me: may or may not *BAN*
Me: Hello, how are you?
prick747: lonley
where r u right now
r u horny
Me: Siberia;-)
24/7, honey!
So, what kinds of naughty fun are you into?
prick747: wud love to make a lady cum fast n often
Me: You have an exquisite chance to make me cum right now!
prick747: wud love to feel naked flesh
tell me more
Me: let's go pvt)
***pause***
prick747: what r thinking about
stand up plse i want to see u plse
Me: ok, tip me 1 gold)
prick747: why if u want pvt
Me: I do want it, but not sure if you’re really gonna go there .
prick747: you try clothes on to see if they fit dont you
Me: lol get lost *BAN*
loser76: can you show me your body?
Me: sure, which part of it?
loser76: that you want...
Me: ok, what about me showing you tits for 5 gold?
loser76: just get up
Me: OK, that will be 1 gold)
loser76: dont be cruel
Me: lol is this what you call cruel?
Now THIS is cruel! *BAN*
xbumxxx: Smile!
Be Happpy!!*BAN*
That's not even the full list. Slow days are good for giving you time to read the user's session history, so I unmasked and silently banned a bunch of timewasters who accidentally stayed in pvt for 31 seconds once three years ago and would have far more attention than deserved because of them having a digit next to their nickname.
36964
36965
36966
36967
36970
36968
36969
MY DAY, BASICALLY ^^
wabisophie
03-28-2014, 06:56 AM
I was just randomly accused of faking a disability by a guy who started out pleasant and had tipped 200 tk. I found it hilarious LOL. Conversation excerpt:
Rockabillyguy:better take you money together... right now there were laws made possible to get it accross countries....
Rockabillyguy: and besides that... showing a disabillity that you dont have... is a crime
KimKlass: what are you talking about?? i said nothing about a disability?
Rockabillyguy: dont think there were no records?
KimKlass: i have no idea what you're talking about
Rockabillyguy: you are BUSTED!
KimKlass: lol ok
I think in THIS world, the fact that you dont do anal or do not squirt can be considered as a serious disability.
Procrasturbator
03-28-2014, 07:35 AM
Copy and pasting an message I got on SM:
Hi baby ;)
You looking so hot mmmm!! <3
How are you?
Can you do me a favour?
Take a picture of your hotface and naked tits next to my cock picture on your screen!
(make the picture big on your screen)
I will be your biggest fan, and you will get nice tiped and nice pvts ;*
Never has spent a dime on me..but wants me to do that.....ok buddy
I think I had this guy when I first started on SM! I totally thought he was a timewaster but he tipped me 60 gold for the pic.
Marina Starr
03-28-2014, 07:57 AM
What a punk ass fool! They always attack when they can't afford or getting what they want. On and off cam!
"Gold digger!! Where's your respect for yourself? You're a mother with a baby, and this is what you do??"
I would have told him "leave me alone! I dont bother you when you are flipping burgers at minimum wage" All the while this guy was probably jacking off in free chat because he cant afford their rates.
audritwo
03-28-2014, 08:32 AM
This guy made a joke that my bush was the missing black box of Flight 307. I ended up blocking him because I don't like when people makes jokes about tragic events. It's just not in my nature and I don't want to be around that. I forgot to block his message..
Audri Part Deux,
You need to get a fuggin sense of humor... When I talked about the Malaysian Black Box and referred it to the black box in between your legs.. It was not to demean the people who have died you stupid beatch... It was a fuggin joke, which obviously went way over your stupid little head... You are a porn model who takes her clothes off for money.. Don't act self righteous and act like you can't take a joke.. You are the punch line sweety...
No go take your fuggin clothes off and do what you do best...
Sparty.
My reply: umad?
Jinja
03-28-2014, 09:00 AM
The two most annoying things ever to me on cam are "Can I ask you a favor" and :(.
"Can I ask you a favor", because it's always followed by the dude asking free shit. No one ever says, "Can I ask you a favor? Can I give you $500 so you can log off for the rest of the day and go buy yourself something pretty". Nope it's "Can I ask you a favor". My mom has cancer and my dog just died and I have been jacking off to your tits and I really want to cum but I don't have any money so can you do me a favor a show me you pussy for one minute so I can cum. Please bb"?"
:( annoys me because it's always a response to you saying no to some completely ridiculous request. For example:
loser: bb i give you 5 tokens and you show me pussy and put fist in pussy and squirt all over then put squirt covered fist up ass. 5 tokens bb.
me: no
loser: :(
sammii
03-28-2014, 09:31 AM
Oh man I want that guy!! I always get way too into roleplays. I once had a guy who wanted me to be a preacher's daughter (and he's the preacher of course) and I got sooo into it. I was all shy and demure and philosophizing about what God would want... he went with it for about 4 minutes before he started saying "totally honey. now get naked for daddy". They never appreciate my best performances. :'(
Lol, I'm the same way. I genuinely enjoy acting out scenes and I used to improv a lot so it's easy for me. If the guy doesn't say anything I'll go off on my own little monologue and get way into it ... which always amuses me because it takes me back to my improv monologue days and how they paid off ... just not the way I expected, lol.
"What God would want." Lmfao. Threadjack ... Sorry.
The Scarlet Letter
03-28-2014, 12:14 PM
****In freechat****
Fella: hiya baby do you have a g string?
Me: I'm wearing a thong does that work?
Fella: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yeah baby mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
****Private chat*****
Fella: Really quick hurry show me ass in thong, then we fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I stall to just after 30 seconds and show him my ass in thong, and the moment that happens he leaves.
****Back in freechat****
Same fella: Hi babe, all I wanted was a quick peek and didn't want to pay for you to do one lousy flash, can you help me get my money back?
Me: Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha No.
*BAN*
Marina Starr
03-28-2014, 02:56 PM
Too fucking much! You should have told him that in order for him to get his money back, he must take you private again then all the money will be automatically refunded.
http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t94/tsmelania/k32kd2_zps6ab6701f.gif (http://s158.photobucket.com/user/tsmelania/media/k32kd2_zps6ab6701f.gif.html)
****In freechat****
Fella: hiya baby do you have a g string?
Me: I'm wearing a thong does that work?
Fella: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yeah baby mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
****Private chat*****
Fella: Really quick hurry show me ass in thong, then we fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I stall to just after 30 seconds and show him my ass in thong, and the moment that happens he leaves.
****Back in freechat****
Same fella: Hi babe, all I wanted was a quick peek and didn't want to pay for you to do one lousy flash, can you help me get my money back?
Me: Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha No.
*BAN*
Renton
03-28-2014, 04:02 PM
****In freechat****
Fella: hiya baby do you have a g string?
Me: I'm wearing a thong does that work?
Fella: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yeah baby mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
****Private chat*****
Fella: Really quick hurry show me ass in thong, then we fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I stall to just after 30 seconds and show him my ass in thong, and the moment that happens he leaves.
****Back in freechat****
Same fella: Hi babe, all I wanted was a quick peek and didn't want to pay for you to do one lousy flash, can you help me get my money back?
Me: Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha No.
*BAN*
What did I just read? The fuck? Men. They keep surprising me ::)
Renton
03-28-2014, 04:42 PM
this guy has been in my room a couple times and all he does is talk, never even tips or nothing. Tonight I'm annoyed and bloated and hungry. Not the time to fuck with me.
brokeasfuck: hey bb
brokeasfuck: how r u 2night?
me: I'm doing great, what about you?
brokeasfuck: good
brokeasfuck: just tired
:-)
me: well we should do a fun show ;)
brokeasfuck: is that you natural eye color?
:-)
me: is this another one of those times when you come in here, talk all the time, ask me dumbass questions and never get a show? (I've already clicked the block button, he's not escaping my banhammer)
brokeasfuck: oh, and I complemented you about your great attitude last time
:-P
me: if you're broke you have no place here, bye now *waves and blocks*
nope nope nope
Jinja
03-28-2014, 05:37 PM
Some dude come into my chat room on Cam4 and starts demanding a private. He tells me he has 8 tokens (.80 on Cam4).
Me: What am I supposed to do with 8 tokens.
Brokeass: Suck my dick.
Me: ........
Brokeass: 8 tokens is enough.
Me: So you're paying per centimeter?
Brokeass: :O My dick is 9 inches.
Me: Sure it is. *block*
TransdimensionalPrincess
03-28-2014, 06:28 PM
This wasn't on cam, but in a email:
"I did have a quick look at c4s but my credit card doesnt like to play on there"::)
I've had so many clip orders from so many different countries, the only reason his card wouldn't work there is if he is a) broke or b) he did a chargeback on there
cherryblossomsinspring
03-28-2014, 06:58 PM
Ok and why does MGF no longer give inbox alerts of someone sending a chat? I end up finding out that I walked away , a chat was sent , ended and it all gets realized when I check my email. Ugg. Could have been a show right there.
cherryblossomsinspring
03-28-2014, 07:01 PM
Also noticed when you do the "alert" your followers that you're online. You can only use that feature one time. So when I log back in that option isn't available and I'm back to 2 grays staring at me.
Another thing I noticed is that the site auto kicks anyone and everyone into the room with the most members so that's really how those models have high rooms. About 7 out of 10 times I logged in, before getting to my profile I ended up watching some girl's vag up close and person until I clicked out to broadcast myself.
wabisophie
03-28-2014, 07:20 PM
After about an hour and a half in private show...
Naivebastard: How many times did you cum bb?
Me *lying*: Three!
Naivebastard: mmm thats not right, we have to go on..
Me: seriously? how many times do you want me to cum tonight?
Naivebastard: oh I had one lady cumming for me 5 times in 10 minutes, Im not leaving you until you had at least 5 orgasms...
It was NOT sarcastic, he truly believes it... *facepalm*
I shouldnt have told him about that TED talk (10 things you didnt know about orgasm) cause now he would also believe he can make her cum by stroking her eyebrow! 5 times, in 10 minutes.
Procrasturbator
03-28-2014, 07:25 PM
This wasn't on cam, but in a email:
"I did have a quick look at c4s but my credit card doesnt like to play on there"::)
I've had so many clip orders from so many different countries, the only reason his card wouldn't work there is if he is a) broke or b) he did a chargeback on there
Lol I hate that shit. I had a guy try to tell me he had to pay me via Amazon GC because they don't have credit cards in Mexico (lmao wtf? and how would you buy the GC then?) and another guy told me he couldn't pay me through CMD because porn is blocked in his country. Funny how they don't block the porn part, just the payment part. Ugh these people.
Snowy0Star
03-28-2014, 09:45 PM
the guys on imlive are sooo immature this guy asks for a discount code then i told him if he needs a discount code then he needs to not do this then he said i dont deserve my rate i told him then he needs to find a model who he thinks is someone takes me pvt on sm then he takes me into pvt a few after says hes sorry and i do deserve my rate
this is normal imlive behavior tooo
like are they all 16 years old stealing their daddys cards?
TheBrownFox
03-28-2014, 09:51 PM
"I've been watching you for 3 years." *checks to see if he's ever spent tokens on me. Nope, he hasn't...*
"You used to be the hottest Black model on here." Used to be? I told him that's actually a backhanded compliment, and he was better off just telling me I'm hot...period. I swear, some of these guys need to take a Chatroom Etiquette 101 class or something...
Shewhoiscallediam
03-29-2014, 03:45 AM
My first time posting here, and this just happened to me so I thought I should share it here!
I had just reached my goal to get naked the other night, so I'm just kinda moving around moaning/talking being sexy as I can and this guy comes in
Jerkbutt: Why didn't you shave your pussy?
Me: Because I can't buy razors yet
Jerkbutt: K, I'll come back when you buy some
*Jerkbutt leaves*
Really? dude if you want me to shave, you buy me some damn razors, I prefer going all natural.
Snowy0Star
03-29-2014, 04:13 AM
"I've been watching you for 3 years." *checks to see if he's ever spent tokens on me. Nope, he hasn't...*
"You used to be the hottest Black model on here." Used to be? I told him that's actually a backhanded compliment, and he was better off just telling me I'm hot...period. I swear, some of these guys need to take a Chatroom Etiquette 101 class or something...
i think guys like this just dont know how to talk to woman at all hence why theyre on a cam site
Jade62013
03-29-2014, 08:07 AM
Lately I feel like the amount of stupidity is going down....
but of course I'm wrong. Guys on cam will always be annoying and stupid. It's me who has changed.
These days, if someone says something OBVIOUSLY stupid (like asking for something u already said u dont do, or trolling, or asking to meet up, or for ur number, or begging in free chat) I kick/ban for REALLY BAD offenses, then IGNORE THE REST LIKE IT DIDNT HAPPEN. after all, dealing with stupid is NOT why ur there, right? so why deal with it in the first place?
way more effective than trying to reason with these guys or explain yourself, cuz trust me they do not give a shit. its like talking to a brick wall. only way to fight a brick wall is with your own brick wall
a reg keeps asking u when ur gonna meet him "for real" or give him ur number? pretend he never said it, no matter how many times he repeats it (until kick/ban).
someone keeps asking u for anal when u already said no and its all over ur profile? pretend he never said it, no matter how many times he repeats it (until kick/ban)
someone asks u to show ass, bb in free chat? pretend he never said it, no matter how many times he repeats it (until kick/ban)
IGNORE IGNORE IGNORE THE STUPID. after all, acknowledging their dumb shit in the first place implies that there is a discussion to be had, that they can somehow convince u to break all the rules JUST FOR HIM. often times the argument is why they are there in the first place (troll).
stop wasting brain waves and time trying to reason with these idiots, ladies! just let the stupid roll off u like water off a duck's back. it makes camming SO MUCH EASIER
Jinja
03-29-2014, 08:14 PM
Annoying Dude: Skype?
Me: No, I only do shows on here.
AD: What do you do in your shows?
Me: All kinds of stuff. What are you looking for?
AD: I want something really kinky and nasty.
Me: Can you be more specific. Kinky and nasty mean different things to different people.
AD: Do you have any limits?
Me: Yes, that's why I need to know what kind of show you're looking for.
AD: I don't think I want your show. You're too aggressive.
The Scarlet Letter
03-29-2014, 08:56 PM
hotlover: why so too big body bb dman
What the heck?
Charlotteslut
03-29-2014, 11:42 PM
IGNORE IGNORE IGNORE THE STUPID. after all, acknowledging their dumb shit in the first place implies that there is a discussion to be had, that they can somehow convince u to break all the rules JUST FOR HIM. often times the argument is why they are there in the first place (troll).
stop wasting brain waves and time trying to reason with these idiots, ladies! just let the stupid roll off u like water off a duck's back. it makes camming SO MUCH EASIER
YES BB YES
http://i.imgur.com/ly4OdT4.gif
This is my policy and I can confirm that it works well. You will have more energy to deal with serious customers which is the whole point.
Snowy0Star
03-30-2014, 01:19 AM
^ is that christopher eccleston? all i know him from is dr who and he played the villain in thor 2
Charlotteslut
03-30-2014, 01:27 AM
No bb, Deniro
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0075314/
Can I just rant for a minute. If you're a customer please pick out an original name. Especially on sites that let you use whatever everyone else is using. Because if I just had trouble from a guy named basic and didn't get to put a flag on his ass then guess the fuck what. The next 50 basics are getting it. If I think your name is part of a gang sign. Gone. And please spare us the usual BIG, hard, horny, long, thick,ect. We don't fucking care. It's not impressive. 12345 after your name omg. You were clearly valedictorian! Oh. I know. Be all slick and put your zip code after your name. Maybe I'll get all giddy and say OMG! I live there too!! Let's fuck! Numbers under 18. All I can think of is that's totally inappropriate.
Original. That's impressive. Thank you.
Oh. And am I wet? gone. My pussy shrivels and dries out from that amatuer question. I don't sit around in sopping wet panties all day. WTF. Glad that's your fantasy that women are just sitting around horny and wet all day. Gross. Please do not have any spawn to pass your stupidity or lack of sexual prowess onto. Just neuter yourself.
This rant has been brought to you today by general population stupidity and pms.
CatBBW
03-30-2014, 05:04 PM
Can I just rant for a minute. If you're a customer please pick out an original name. Especially on sites that let you use whatever everyone else is using. Because if I just had trouble from a guy named basic and didn't get to put a flag on his ass then guess the fuck what. The next 50 basics are getting it. If I think your name is part of a gang sign. Gone. And please spare us the usual BIG, hard, horny, long, thick,ect. We don't fucking care. It's not impressive. 12345 after your name omg. You were clearly valedictorian! Oh. I know. Be all slick and put your zip code after your name. Maybe I'll get all giddy and say OMG! I live there too!! Let's fuck! Numbers under 18. All I can think of is that's totally inappropriate.
Original. That's impressive. Thank you.
Oh. And am I wet? gone. My pussy shrivels and dries out from that amatuer question. I don't sit around in sopping wet panties all day. WTF. Glad that's your fantasy that women are just sitting around horny and wet all day. Gross. Please do not have any spawn to pass your stupidity or lack of sexual prowess onto. Just neuter yourself.
This rant has been brought to you today by general population stupidity and pms.
I love you.
Magical_Hoohah
03-30-2014, 05:40 PM
And am I wet? gone. My pussy shrivels and dries out from that amatuer question. I don't sit around in sopping wet panties all day. WTF. Glad that's your fantasy that women are just sitting around horny and wet all day. Gross. Please do not have any spawn to pass your stupidity or lack of sexual prowess onto. Just neuter yourself.
This rant has been brought to you today by general population stupidity and pms
I almost shot cinnamon whisky out my nose as I read this, especially the bold part. LOL!
I always worry about the sopping wet panties thing - like, don't they know that can cause yeast infections and shit? But I guess there's nothing hotter than a girl whose couch is always damp, whose laundry smells like mildew, and who's constantly full of Monistat. Bleh!
Erin89
03-30-2014, 10:08 PM
"I couldnt take you private because that would be putting a price on your body and dat body is priceless ;)"
I'm not selling you my body, ass.
Rebootcamgirl
03-30-2014, 10:28 PM
Anytime they give me compliments over and over.. Its nice if its once, cause it seems real.. (especially if you tip me then I know you mean it and not trying to get free tits) But over and over and over again.. UGH
Any question that could possibly lead to dirty talk... I answer so honestly... XD stupid ass-"Hey have you ever fucked a guy in the ass" me: "No.. not yet *shrug*" stupid ass-"You want to.." me-I'd have to be REALLY close to them to consider it.. but i'm open minded" stupid ass- *leaves*
OH I'm SORRY was it because I didn't respond "Oh yea bb, id fck that ass haaard" *headdesk*
ASking for personal information.. Like are you really that stupid? You think I'm not that stupid? I'm not talking about the basic *where are you from(which ive gotten once so far, AFTER said individual tipped me 10 bucks cause i smiled I didnt mind telling him im from an extremely large general area XD and He didnt mind that answer) I'm talking about "whats your gamertag" Uh NO You're bugging me on here not giving me shit what makes you think I'd have you bug me in one my favorite private pastimes... >.<
Rebootcamgirl
03-30-2014, 10:30 PM
sheeett repeat post SORRY D:
Issabelle
03-30-2014, 10:40 PM
If I get one more 'will you skype instead of SM for 50g? I'll tip you after the show' I will puke
TattooedBBW
03-30-2014, 10:45 PM
bobjohnsss: hey how are u?
laceyalanaxxx: Good you?
bobjohnsss: good thanks..do u happen to do text only sessions?
laceyalanaxxx: yes i can do that
bobjohnsss: ok..what would u charge for that?
laceyalanaxxx: like were u looking for actual cell phone text and is for how long?
bobjohnsss: umm not would be through here
bobjohnsss: on yahoo
laceyalanaxxx: okay and how long u thinking
bobjohnsss: and would be looking for 60 mins to play out the fantasy i had in mind
laceyalanaxxx: 60 mins okay for text only i can do it for $40
laceyalanaxxx: im a quick typer
bobjohnsss: awesome....sounds good to me...where would u want me to pay?
laceyalanaxxx: cam model directory pls
bobjohnsss: is that the only place u have for payment?
laceyalanaxxx: Yes
bobjohnsss: damn....hear me out?
laceyalanaxxx: I dont take any other payment.
bobjohnsss: ok...well they banned me due to a misunderstanding with my bank..which i sorted out and all the money went through
bobjohnsss is typing...
bobjohnsss: but they wont let me pay there
laceyalanaxxx: Sorry doesnt look like we can work something out then. I dont traffic steal from CMD. you found me there- im loyal to the owner of the site, hes a really awesome guy and i would never take the pay cut away from him. Sorry.
*he goes offline* yaaa okay buddy
CurvyWinona
03-31-2014, 08:10 AM
bobjohnsss: hey how are u?
laceyalanaxxx: Good you?
bobjohnsss: good thanks..do u happen to do text only sessions?
laceyalanaxxx: yes i can do that
bobjohnsss: ok..what would u charge for that?
laceyalanaxxx: like were u looking for actual cell phone text and is for how long?
bobjohnsss: umm not would be through here
bobjohnsss: on yahoo
laceyalanaxxx: okay and how long u thinking
bobjohnsss: and would be looking for 60 mins to play out the fantasy i had in mind
laceyalanaxxx: 60 mins okay for text only i can do it for $40
laceyalanaxxx: im a quick typer
bobjohnsss: awesome....sounds good to me...where would u want me to pay?
laceyalanaxxx: cam model directory pls
bobjohnsss: is that the only place u have for payment?
laceyalanaxxx: Yes
bobjohnsss: damn....hear me out?
laceyalanaxxx: I dont take any other payment.
bobjohnsss: ok...well they banned me due to a misunderstanding with my bank..which i sorted out and all the money went through
bobjohnsss is typing...
bobjohnsss: but they wont let me pay there
laceyalanaxxx: Sorry doesnt look like we can work something out then. I dont traffic steal from CMD. you found me there- im loyal to the owner of the site, hes a really awesome guy and i would never take the pay cut away from him. Sorry.
*he goes offline* yaaa okay buddy
I had this guy other day wanting to do text only with rope stuff.. whatever. i told him its 1.50 a min, for an hour means $90. it shut him up.