View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
CurvyWinona
04-06-2014, 05:51 AM
cheapstakenovel: pls look into the cam
me: u can direct me in pvt only
cheapstakenovel: : ahh ok
sorry
me: what u wanna do
cheapstakenovel: I unbutton your shirt from the bottom up, still behind you, still the occasional kiss. Taking off your shirt causes you to turn around
I take your face in my hands and our closed-mouth kisses are gentle and sweet. One hand slips from your face and the other to the back of your neck and up your scalp as our mouths open and our tongues intertwine.
me: nice copy and paste
cheapstakenovel: yes thanks
cheapstakenovel has logged off
SophiaSylvan
04-06-2014, 09:17 AM
I am sure this has been said multiple times but it really irks me when someone comes in and tells me to lower my prices! Not happening sweetheart - Pay up or no show :)
Yeah, as if they're so special they deserve special treatment, when they're insulting us by ordering or asking us to lower our prices! Hate that. I have never done it. I've even been nice and offered them ways to save a little (as some sites offer 10% discount for joining my fanclub which is free for the first month to try- iFriends), or using other features that give them a little discount, like a block session on Streamate, but are they ever grateful and do they ever take advantage of it? Hell no. I've stopped even suggesting. If the idiots could even use Google they would see that my rates are a bit less on Skype etc. and they could get their stupid discount that way. Of course I don't/can't mention that, fuck 'em if they're too thick to breathe and rude as well.
i love the this type of guy:
hi bb
hru
*logs off*
IN LESS THAN THREE SECONDS
fuck, i'm not that fast
Rhiiannon
04-06-2014, 04:23 PM
"Can I PM you about a private?" You can tip me to be on my friends list and talk about that private all you want. Or just say it in the free chat. But you won't, because you just want free dirty talk.
"How much will x-tokens get me on Skype?" Just pay for a friend add and you can actually have Skype. Otherwise, take me private.
TheBrownFox
04-06-2014, 05:08 PM
Some MFC freeloader from last night: "Can I see your ass? It's my birthday. Don't you wanna let out that sexual energy?"
Me: "Happy Birthday. But I'm not giving you a freebie just cuz you claim it's your birthday. And yeah, I'm about to log off, watch some porn, and give myself an orgasm." :)
pippapippa
04-06-2014, 06:52 PM
Someone tipped 5GOLD so I flashed.
asshole: after 1 kid theyll be done
Um, what? That's a shitty thing to say and it's not true.
asshole: no its a fact of nature
babies make boobies soft
lol
Yeahhh, fuck this guy. What kind of thinking is that?
looking4slave: i want a real slave... to do everything i say, without talking or type ok?
me: yeah we could do that on exclusive
looking4slave takes me to exclusive: show me your boobs RIGHT away
me: you think I'm stupid, right?
fucking idiot, i had the room full...... and was about to get a real exclusive >:(
The Scarlet Letter
04-06-2014, 09:30 PM
pete340: Hey fatass oink oink piggie
steak
pizza
lobster
big mac
donuts
fuck u now I'm hungry
pete340 has logged off
Marina Starr
04-07-2014, 08:05 AM
While in guest chat...
Fucktard: are you a man or a woman?!
Marina: what do I look like?!
Fucktard: a handsome black man.
Marina: LMFAO.
Fucktard was BANNED!
Obviously a troll but it's worth mentioning to never ask a human being that question. If you can't tell, then it's on you!
http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t94/tsmelania/oprahlaughin_zps1a21d47f.gif (http://s158.photobucket.com/user/tsmelania/media/oprahlaughin_zps1a21d47f.gif.html)
IvyRose
04-07-2014, 08:08 AM
cheatskateassholewhokeepslurking : 2 gold you show boobs
me: I got something else for you, wait honey *kick*
cheatskateassholewhokeepslurking logged in again after 2 seconds
me: you liked that?
cheatskateassholewhokeepslurking : yes
me: I bet you will like this too * ban*
nikki187
04-07-2014, 08:11 AM
Got this in my inbox while camming the other night.
My juicy cock for you to think about while you fuck your sweet little pussy
I replied, Um no dude I don't give a shit about your cock unless you are paying me. I can go look at my bf cock if I wanted to get turned on that way.
LMAO Idiots
Renton
04-07-2014, 08:13 AM
cheaploser: hello - please lick your lips
me: *replying to someone else* no
cheaploser: why
me: I wasn't talking to you, but if you want me to do something for you, you can tip me or take me pvt!
cheaploser: can you please lick your lips
me: I already told you. tip or take me pvt. it's not that hard, you can do it
cheaploser: how do i know your not a video
me: a video that replies to you. right.
cheaploser: can you wave to me'
me: no but I can do this *blocks*
-_-
Rhiiannon
04-07-2014, 09:09 AM
A guy asked me if I was white before. I mean, this is me.
https://scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/t1.0-9/1969244_600897853321800_1712986485_n.jpg
I'm pretty pale, how can I not be white?
Rebootcamgirl
04-07-2014, 10:15 AM
Had some a-hole last night come into my MFC chat and say nothing for a long time then just say "LOl you're a dumb bitch for letting basics talk." I banned him and then he proceeded to harass me as a guest and pick on the other members chatting.
SoloDesire
04-07-2014, 10:38 AM
ryguy927: big bush?
Me: Yes, hairy...wanna see?
ryguy927: yeah
Me: Okay, let's go have some fun in private chat ;-)
ryguy927: ok, can you show me everything in 2 minutes?
Me: Hmmm...2 minutes? Are you broke?
ryguy927: lol, yes and you are very expensive, though deservedly so ;-)
Me: Cuz that's kind of rude to ask for a whole show in 2 minutes.
ryguy927: ok, nevermind
*I wave goodbye*
ryguy927 has logged off
The nerve of some of these "men".
anonymous camgirl
04-07-2014, 10:57 AM
That's about what I used to do... after a long day on cam.. pop in the porn and actually enjoy myself...LOL
Some MFC freeloader from last night: "Can I see your ass? It's my birthday. Don't you wanna let out that sexual energy?"
Me: "Happy Birthday. But I'm not giving you a freebie just cuz you claim it's your birthday. And yeah, I'm about to log off, watch some porn, and give myself an orgasm." :)
after time and time talking about what is he into and asking what i am into (fucktard, it's in my profile, another sub who doesn't read) I hustle into going to exclusive, where i only hit dom/sub plays.
stupid sub: bye, the bum rush is bad. but it is even stupidier to bum rush to exclusive. bye good luck.
well, it's even stupidier than that to make me lose my precious time in free chat where you're not alone, you fucking idiot.
guy1: woah, it's that a pikachu pillow? hahaha *logs off*
guy2: is it really a pikachu? *takes me to pvt*
guy: hello sexy
me: hi!
guy: can I see real quick your ass before taking me to pvt?
me: That's gold honey
guy: oh please, please please
*I kicked him out*
guy logs on again
Can I see it, and then we hit the pvt...
me: told you it was gold, if you don't have money for that you don't have it for pvt
guy: just so quick!
*kick him again*
guy logs on ooonce again
is it you kicking me out or is it my connexion?
oh, did you like that :) gold or nothing
guy: i didnt know you were on a rush... *send me 3 gold*
thank you for teaching me kicking is good.
justanothercamgirl
04-08-2014, 05:21 AM
guy: hello sexy
me: hi!
guy: can I see real quick your ass before taking me to pvt?
me: That's gold honey
guy: oh please, please please
*I kicked him out*
guy logs on again
Can I see it, and then we hit the pvt...
me: told you it was gold, if you don't have money for that you don't have it for pvt
guy: just so quick!
*kick him again*
guy logs on ooonce again
is it you kicking me out or is it my connexion?
oh, did you like that :) gold or nothing
guy: i didnt know you were on a rush... *send me 3 gold*
thank you for teaching me kicking is good.
This is why I kick unless the guy is being disrespectful. Most guys seem to be under the silly assumption that camgirls are like 'girls in real life' who it is believed among pick up artists will only tell you no three times before you wear them down.
that's not the most stupid but the weirdest... a guy who was typing half spanish have chinese with Hanzi characters and with non-existing language characters and was misspelling all the time... (all in really long pvt) was giving me instructions which were really hard for me to follow because I just coudn't understand a fucking shit. All of a sudden he type "suicidio" (it means suicide as you can guess) and i stopped and was like O____O he typed: inrntrntjw and then said to moan his name. Weirdos, weirdos everywhere.
audritwo
04-08-2014, 06:36 AM
I think he is disguising his text. Like when guys disguise their voice with phone sex sametimes. Special. :D
Sunnylexie
04-08-2014, 07:56 AM
Partychat idiot: hi glad you are sitting
Me*thinking he was probably trying to pick on my weight to make me show ass or something*: Hi
????
Partychat idiot: think about it
Me: I’m clueless. Tell me)
Partychat idiot: is your chart *I have a board with a short summary of my profile, saying, among other things, that I’m hairy. Wonder what made him think he would see any of it if I stood up, because I was wearing a shirt and pants*.
Me *turning the cam and zooming a bit, so the board would be seen better*: My chart? What's wrong with it?
A reg: Wow, you’re still hairy, I see?
Partychat idiot: nothing at least you are truthful
Me *pointing at the board*: You sound like there’s something I should be hiding?
A new guy: I’ve been looking for some hairy pussy
Partychat idiot: and it is your site i know
just saying
Me: I'm SERIOUSLY not getting your point, sir. Would you be so kind as to explain yourself?
Partychat idiot: ok ok
*Unfortunately he didn’t get to explain his point because the reg took me pvt and the new guy followed in. Double win!*
audritwo
04-08-2014, 08:18 AM
Jack1153: WHERE THE FUCK IS YOUR PERSONALITY?
girls with small tits have to compensate with having a big personality
and you not showing no personality
????????
SoloDesire
04-08-2014, 08:31 AM
johnjohn176: can i see your body im leavin to military in 3 hrs /:
johnjohn176: u look hot
Me: Thanks! If you tip 5 gold I can stand and show off my body
johnjohn176: im tryn
johnjohn176: jus give me a preview
johnjohn176: a teaser
Me: Sure...once you tip.
johnjohn176: i have to see if ur body is sexy
then we go pvt before i leave
Me: Yep, once you tip for it.
johnjohn176 has logged off
They put way more effort into begging than I do in turning them down lol.
LaniHeart
04-08-2014, 11:38 AM
#1 Can I see your feet?
TattooedBBW
04-08-2014, 11:45 AM
ryguy927: big bush?
Me: Yes, hairy...wanna see?
ryguy927: yeah
Me: Okay, let's go have some fun in private chat ;-)
ryguy927: ok, can you show me everything in 2 minutes?
Me: Hmmm...2 minutes? Are you broke?
ryguy927: lol, yes and you are very expensive, though deservedly so ;-)
Me: Cuz that's kind of rude to ask for a whole show in 2 minutes.
ryguy927: ok, nevermind
*I wave goodbye*
ryguy927 has logged off
The nerve of some of these "men".
I woulda said yes and stallllllllllllled like mad hahah
TattooedBBW
04-08-2014, 11:49 AM
#1 Can I see your feet?
This is a pretty common one! Did u ask for a tip at least ?
LaniHeart
04-08-2014, 12:28 PM
This is a pretty common one! Did u ask for a tip at least ?
Most definitely! I make money off almost all requests! :)
Procrasturbator
04-08-2014, 02:00 PM
him: I saw your ad on CamModelDirectory nice body
me: Thanks Looking for a show?
him: i'm using my sister's computer
me: OK
me: Looking for a show? lol
him: yes, but she's home also
me: Ah I see. Well let me know when you get some privacy.
him: she knows about it
me: Cool, then we can do a show!
him: are you into that kind of stuff?
me: Sure
him: you did it before?
me: I'd be happy to talk about that kind of stuff in a show. (CMD link) All you do is click the "Secure Credit Card Payment" button and make your payment then I'm all yours. It's (price info.)
*crickets*
I like how the freeloaders hit me up on Yahoo so they can act like they didn't see the big "THIS COSTS MONEY" spiel they have to read before they can get my Skype name.
The Scarlet Letter
04-08-2014, 09:10 PM
jude221133: hey
u got a big phat ass?
jude221133 has been blocked.
Oh no. I'm not going to let you have an opening to troll me yet again. }:D
Hahaha caught you this time you slippery little bastard. Do these guys honestly believe we are so dense not to remember them when they're repeatedly schmucks .... oh wait don't answer that. :P
Naiad
04-09-2014, 12:47 AM
I was browsing some other rooms today (as I do for a couple minutes here and there, often on breaks - sometimes it's motivational) and a model on the top two rows was complaining: "oh yeah, it's so lame (or stupid, something like that) when a girl has a list of things she won't do, like use a toy in a certain spot, or do anal..." etc...I'm thinking to myself, uhhh...oh yeah, it's sooo lame when someone actually has boundaries and preferences and expresses them...yeah
:bored:
And then she's like, chiming in with the rest of the guys in her chat who are of course agreeing with her lol, and she's all "yeah, some girls here think their pussy is made out of gold!" (uh...yeah it is actually, lol)
And then someone in free chat says "Yeah, this other girl said she would only dance in private"
And then she basically conveyed how lame the whole premise of that is. Lol!
Okay, there is a really big fucking difference between dancing on cam because you're in a good mood, because someone sent gold, or just because you want to for whatever reason, and someone (presumably, in the context that the guy mentioned it) barking an order at you in free chat: dance! lmao, like you're their fucking puppet or some shit
I spontaneously dance in my room sometimes, but earlier this week someone told me to dance and I said I would in private, and they went to private lol.
I try to be understanding of other cam models because I'm sure I've said some dumb shit on cam too, we *are* often under a lot of stress - but it's really not helpful when there's models endorsing shitty freeloader and imo, misogynistic beliefs
She was running a gold show and it wasn't going so well. I feel like she was putting other models down in order to get on the "good side" of the freeloaders in her room - like that's what they want to hear, I guess. Someone to validate their entitlement?
I don't generally like to trash talk other models, but that whole exchange just creeped me out and I almost feel bad for her.
We deserve everything our customers are able and willing to give us (and more!), and we deserve to operate within our own boundaries, without others shaming us for it ;D And if they do, fuck 'em
IvyRose
04-09-2014, 01:24 AM
hahahha ^
I actually said one time in free chat that my "pussy was made of gold"
XD
it totally is though, who needs a master degree when you can do this work and make more doing it in less time and with more enjoyment!? I dont
Sunnylexie
04-09-2014, 04:18 AM
Howcomenohookup: hello sexy
what state are you in
Me: Siberia ;)
Howcomenohookup: and what are you looking to gain from this site
Me: Um, I kinda sorta work on here)
Howcomenohookup: so there are no real hook ups on this site
Me: nope. Tell you more - models aren't allowed to exchange contacts
and they are supposed to report members who try doing it
Howcomenohookup: so they just take peoples money
Aww, I WISH!
*Random Asshole enters free chat*
Me: Hello! How are you?
Random Asshole: where is my show?
crybaby: hi babe
can i see yours pictures?
Am I supposed to guide them through the complicated process of scrolling down and clicking on bookmarks?
Obtuse: hello babe, will you pee in prvt?
Me: Performer shall not portray depictions of sex involving any person under the age of eighteen (1 years of age, rape, incest, bestiality, fisting, necrophilia, any form of minor activity, urination and/or defecation.
Obtuse: babe, will you pee in prvt?
Me: *thinking he didn’t understand because his English is poor* Sorry, it’s not allowed by the site rules
Obtuse: yes I understood
but will you pee for me?
Sicko: can I lick your prolapse ?
So done with SM tonight.
justanothercamgirl
04-09-2014, 07:40 AM
Oh Cam4! You so cray, bb!
zanzoo26:hi!my doggy is licking my balls waiting to take my cum! MP if u wanna see it ♥
Doesn't the fact he added a heart symbol to the whole statement just melt your little heart? (*eyeroll*)
pippapippa
04-09-2014, 07:05 PM
I wasn't sure where this fit, but I thought this thread might be a good spot.
No explanation needed:
Sent: 04-10-2014
To: me
Subject: You've got GOLD!
(This is an automated email sent on the behalf of the member)
Hi ,
After our paid chat, I sent you $1.00 of GOLD as a way to say, "Thanks for the show!"
- cheapass
augusta_viva
04-09-2014, 07:25 PM
So just right now, someone sent me a pic of their dick next to my ass that I showed for a tip. He of course was not a tipper. I dont know what he was expecting, but of course I banned him. I am in a nasty mood this week, so I relish the thought of banning all cheap ass bastards.
SophieL
04-09-2014, 07:59 PM
RockTP80: do I get to fuck your big tits now mommy dad went to bed.
Rock TO80: no pussy is worth $480and hour that's a fucking joke.
He left room... Guess he wants taboo on the cheap end?
TheBrownFox
04-09-2014, 08:41 PM
"Will you watch me jerk off on cam if I rate and admire you?"
No. Rates and admires don't do shit for the model (contrary to what some models believe), and damn sure ain't putting money in my pocket.
mia_noxx
04-09-2014, 08:46 PM
'' I want to eat the hot shit out of your divine assss !! Oh dear precious heavens lord you are sooooo fine!!! ''
TattooedBBW
04-09-2014, 09:38 PM
blade7917: JUST ASKING IS IT BAD IF I SEE MY MOM NAKED
blade7917 has been blocked.
Bubblegum1235
04-10-2014, 03:41 AM
In a goldshow
Customer: How do I get my name moaned?
Me: Yo have to be the highest tipper, right now is 58.
Customer: That´s not true, your highest tip isn´t 58.
Me: (stopped what I was doing and staring at the cam) Well, it is, tell him!
Customer2: It´s true, Im the highest tipper with 58. (BTW, he is awesome)
Customer1 leaves...
I guess he doubt it because he didn´t saw a 58 tip in the countdown, but it was splitted in many tips of 7. Anyway, what an asshole, why would I lie to him???
anonymous camgirl
04-10-2014, 03:46 AM
I don't have a list of things I don't do on my profile for psychological reasons, It only emphasizes the NEGATIVE and NOT your positives of what you do,do. Years ago I used to have NO anal on my profile and I didn't get good feedback for that.. or anything else I said NO to..
I was browsing some other rooms today (as I do for a couple minutes here and there, often on breaks - sometimes it's motivational) and a model on the top two rows was complaining: "oh yeah, it's so lame (or stupid, something like that) when a girl has a list of things she won't do, like use a toy in a certain spot, or do anal..." etc...I'm thinking to myself, uhhh...oh yeah, it's sooo lame when someone actually has boundaries and preferences and expresses them...yeah
:bored:
And then she's like, chiming in with the rest of the guys in her chat who are of course agreeing with her lol, and she's all "yeah, some girls here think their pussy is made out of gold!" (uh...yeah it is actually, lol)
And then someone in free chat says "Yeah, this other girl said she would only dance in private"
And then she basically conveyed how lame the whole premise of that is. Lol!
Okay, there is a really big fucking difference between dancing on cam because you're in a good mood, because someone sent gold, or just because you want to for whatever reason, and someone (presumably, in the context that the guy mentioned it) barking an order at you in free chat: dance! lmao, like you're their fucking puppet or some shit
I spontaneously dance in my room sometimes, but earlier this week someone told me to dance and I said I would in private, and they went to private lol.
I try to be understanding of other cam models because I'm sure I've said some dumb shit on cam too, we *are* often under a lot of stress - but it's really not helpful when there's models endorsing shitty freeloader and imo, misogynistic beliefs
She was running a gold show and it wasn't going so well. I feel like she was putting other models down in order to get on the "good side" of the freeloaders in her room - like that's what they want to hear, I guess. Someone to validate their entitlement?
I don't generally like to trash talk other models, but that whole exchange just creeped me out and I almost feel bad for her.
We deserve everything our customers are able and willing to give us (and more!), and we deserve to operate within our own boundaries, without others shaming us for it ;D And if they do, fuck 'em
Marina Starr
04-10-2014, 06:03 AM
http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t94/tsmelania/nygtw_5_gif1_zps822415e2.gif (http://s158.photobucket.com/user/tsmelania/media/nygtw_5_gif1_zps822415e2.gif.html)
blade7917: JUST ASKING IS IT BAD IF I SEE MY MOM NAKED
blade7917 has been blocked.
justanothercamgirl
04-10-2014, 07:18 AM
I don't have a list of things I don't do on my profile for psychological reasons, It only emphasizes the NEGATIVE and NOT your positives of what you do,do. Years ago I used to have NO anal on my profile and I didn't get good feedback for that.. or anything else I said NO to..
This intrigues me. May I ask how you handle when people ask you to do something you have no desire to do during your show? I must admit I am not sure how I'd go about refusing someone without saying no and I am very interested in the answer.
Procrasturbator
04-10-2014, 07:21 AM
I don't have a list of things I don't do on my profile for psychological reasons, It only emphasizes the NEGATIVE and NOT your positives of what you do,do. Years ago I used to have NO anal on my profile and I didn't get good feedback for that.. or anything else I said NO to..
Same, though I've never had them in my profile. I feel like if guys see my profile and see a list of things that I DON'T do they're likely to get turned off even if they don't want anything on the list. Plus I rarely get asked for any of the things I don't do (if we don't count freebies lol) so the ~30 seconds a shift I might spend saying that I don't do (whatever) is worth it to me. But a model publicly putting down other girls for having limits (and stating them in their profile) is super shitty and frankly it's pathetic. Like really, of all the conversational topics you could use to connect with your customers, that's the one you go with?
Rhiiannon
04-10-2014, 07:24 AM
That model sounds like she's trying to be the "cool model" who "gets" her customers and that's how she tries to get their money. And it also doesn't sound like she values herself. Our pussies ARE gold, god damnit!
I love the "Stand up for US please?" "Can WE see this?" Idiot, you're the only freeloader who's asking.
Procrasturbator
04-10-2014, 07:32 AM
That model sounds like she's trying to be the "cool model" who "gets" her customers and that's how she tries to get their money. And it also doesn't sound like she values herself. Our pussies ARE gold, god damnit!
I love the "Stand up for US please?" "Can WE see this?" Idiot, you're the only freeloader who's asking.
I was gonna say in my above post (before I reworded it) that models like this really remind me of the "cool girl" trope... you know the type. That girl who says girls are catty and stupid (except for her apparently), all her friends are guys because they're not ~crazy like women are, she'll never tell her boyfriend to stop flirting with a girl but she'll send the girl 50 Facebook messages to stay away from him, etc. Just as unattractive on cam as it is in real life.
chloemay
04-10-2014, 07:38 AM
him: I saw your ad on CamModelDirectory nice body
me: Thanks Looking for a show?
him: i'm using my sister's computer
me: OK
me: Looking for a show? lol
him: yes, but she's home also
me: Ah I see. Well let me know when you get some privacy.
him: she knows about it
me: Cool, then we can do a show!
him: are you into that kind of stuff?
me: Sure
him: you did it before?
me: I'd be happy to talk about that kind of stuff in a show. (CMD link) All you do is click the "Secure Credit Card Payment" button and make your payment then I'm all yours. It's (price info.)
*crickets*
I like how the freeloaders hit me up on Yahoo so they can act like they didn't see the big "THIS COSTS MONEY" spiel they have to read before they can get my Skype name.
Had this exact conversation. Annoying freeloader.
This intrigues me. May I ask how you handle when people ask you to do something you have no desire to do during your show? I must admit I am not sure how I'd go about refusing someone without saying no and I am very interested in the answer.
I feel the same about the no-no list. I understand why people use it specially if it gets ask about it a lot. I've try to NEVER use negative words. I try to avoind say "I won't" or "no". I just try to offer a good alternative which coul be pretty similar and tease to get them convinced. It works for me fine. Of course if I guy wants rough anal sex then he won't leave, but same if he's looking ofr a blonde and I'm not.
I try not to do penetration (or just fake it with good angle, and well also, my shows are more about role-play, boobs etc, so good on that) bc I don't get turned on on cam as I tried it like an acting job, so if somebody wants a real orgasm he should be prepared to let me rule my own show and do it only in blocks, same with squirting.
For me anal won't be a problem when I get a smaller toy and well since I'm used to it and it doesn't hurt at all. weird that I don't like to do pussy penetrations, hah.