View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
The other day after hours of no shows and started getting bitchy:
johnnie: baby can you tall me how wet your pussy is baby
me: oh would i need you to TEASE me to get it wet
me: how the fuck is going to be wet if im not playing with myself in freechat?
johnnie: baby would you put your fenger in you pussy and take it out so i can see if you are wet then i will go pvt with you for one hr just you and me baby^,^^;^^,^;-)please baby (obviously lacking of reading skills)
*i show my finger*
me: you see? no wet. lt mght get wet when I start playing with myself in pvt.
Yeah, hours and hour of boredom makes me super horny and I start producing extra fluid. Sure.
TheBrownFox
04-10-2014, 08:01 AM
And she's all "yeah, some girls here think their pussy is made out of gold!" (uh...yeah it is actually, lol)
And then someone in free chat says "Yeah, this other girl said she would only dance in private"
And then she basically conveyed how lame the whole premise of that is. Lol!
it's really not helpful when there's models endorsing shitty freeloader and imo, misogynistic beliefs
I feel like she was putting other models down in order to get on the "good side" of the freeloaders in her room - like that's what they want to hear, I guess. Someone to validate their entitlement?
We deserve everything our customers are able and willing to give us (and more!), and we deserve to operate within our own boundaries, without others shaming us for it ;D And if they do, fuck 'em
I agree! It would be nice if all models acted like grown women, instead of like catty teenagers on a cheerleading squad. If I choose to dance in private chat instead of public chat, that is my business. And if I prefer to use toys in private/true private instead of public chat, that's my business too. Maybe some models think that badmouthing other models will make themselves appear more desirable to the men or something, but it just makes them look like hatin-ass drama queens. Newsflash: Hating on fellow models for their personal preferences is not gonna make guys tip you more. It's just giving guys free entertainment (all they need is a bag of popcorn), and making them think "Haha...this bitch is feisty!"
And as for people ranting about how models think their pussy is gold...damn right it's gold since (even in real life) guys be fumbling over themselves trying to get some. LMAO. I'm thinking about that dude in New York who was at a traffic light, and made a rapid U-turn and drove all up on the damn sidewalk just to talk to me. Thirsty-ass motherfuckers. Damn right that pussy is gold.....
As for listing Don'ts on profiles/room topics, I don't usually list them because if I have a list of Don'ts up, I feel like there's gonna be fucktards dwelling on that more than anything else, and not letting it go. You know how guys on these sites are often trying to talk you into doing shit you don't wanna do? Yeah, I'd like to avoid that whenever possible. I also don't want guys acting like I'm a prude or something, just because I don't do everything. And hearing "You don't do anal? That's a shame. Why not? You must not have had it done right!" will get on my nerves after a while. I do get why models have their list of Don'ts in their profiles/room topics though. They're hoping to save time and cut down on the amount of guys asking for it. Half these guys don't even read our profiles or room topics though, which sucks.
SophiaSylvan
04-10-2014, 08:06 AM
That model sounds like she's trying to be the "cool model" who "gets" her customers and that's how she tries to get their money. And it also doesn't sound like she values herself. Our pussies ARE gold, god damnit!
I love the "Stand up for US please?" "Can WE see this?" Idiot, you're the only freeloader who's asking.
OK I've been camming since forever feels like but only since I started working on Streamate with free chat/video have I been asked to stand a million times a day. Like almost everyone, I find this super annoying, especially when it's barked as an order. I used to do it, quickly, but I realized NO ONE who asked me to stand EVER went private. I thought maybe it was about them wanting to see if you're the same as in your photos, but it must be more of a cheap wank. What I really can't understand is when they ask this when I'm already reclining or laying on my stomach with a bit of ass showing, or quite a bit. Show my ass? Hello what the fuck do you think that large thing is there behind me?!
audritwo
04-10-2014, 10:58 AM
OK I've been camming since forever feels like but only since I started working on Streamate with free chat/video have I been asked to stand a million times a day. Like almost everyone, I find this super annoying, especially when it's barked as an order. I used to do it, quickly, but I realized NO ONE who asked me to stand EVER went private. I thought maybe it was about them wanting to see if you're the same as in your photos, but it must be more of a cheap wank. What I really can't understand is when they ask this when I'm already reclining or laying on my stomach with a bit of ass showing, or quite a bit. Show my ass? Hello what the fuck do you think that large thing is there behind me?!
That's why I flat out say 5 gold. Weeds out the freeloaders and beggars.
That's why I flat out say 5 gold. Weeds out the freeloaders and beggars.
yes, and today it even worked for me!
offtopic: i've been meaning to figure your signature out since it sounded sooo familiar. How the fuck could I have not recognized Amanda fucking Palmer???
SophiaSylvan
04-10-2014, 12:55 PM
That's why I flat out say 5 gold. Weeds out the freeloaders and beggars.
Me too. Want to see my panties, my feet, my boobs, or my ass? $5 gold. Ask me to stand up? Get ignored.
Marina Starr
04-10-2014, 01:17 PM
While in guest chat...
Dumbfuck: show me you're worth it and then we'll go pvt.
Marina: FUCK YOU!
***BANNED***
http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t94/tsmelania/tumblr_mxuvmg4XGK1qdrcyyo3_250_zps34752858.gif (http://s158.photobucket.com/user/tsmelania/media/tumblr_mxuvmg4XGK1qdrcyyo3_250_zps34752858.gif.htm l)
Naiad
04-10-2014, 01:41 PM
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Charlotteslut
04-10-2014, 02:43 PM
I rarely watch other models, like I did when I was a newbie (except for one that I'm like in love with <3) but models trashing other models isn't cool. I know they might not believe it/it could just be a marketing tool, but it's still rude. Common courtesy shouldn't go out the window just because you are trying to make a sale.
Via Flaminia
04-10-2014, 03:04 PM
Today: "so-and-so" makes the most money because she is always shaking her ass. Where to begin?
I keep getting idiots trying to roleplay or do anal toying in private when it says IN MY TOPIC I only do that in exclusive. Far more than usual, too. Damn you, illiteracy. Streamate always had a bunch of idiots, but today, I'm renaming it The Retard Ranch.
Sunnylexie
04-11-2014, 03:06 AM
Me: how are you?
Freeloader: ok
i've been stroking my cock for a while
Me: Nice, fancy a show?
Freeloader: I'm currently stroking it
Me: *reach to ban but he leaves because my face was showing my homicidal intentions too clearly*
ICanReadsoI'mSpecial: show tits and pussy for 5?
Me: Nope. Tits for 5 are fine, but you've got to go pvt to see pussy.
ICanReadsoI'mSpecial: but your chart says "hairy pussy"
Me: It doesn't say I'm showing it in free chat.
ICanReadsoI'mSpecial: but I'm paying
Me: To see private parts, you go pvt. Easy as that.
ICanReadsoI'mSpecial *leaves*
Brazen cheapo*after having lurked for like 15 minutes*: finger ass for $5?
Me: drink bleach *ban*
Yes, my room's been dead tonight, but there's a limit to everything.
I got myself a couple of anal toys and had one of them sitting on a table next to me:
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(it's like 10 inches long, wrought in solid steel and heavy as fuck; the biggest bead is an inch in diameter)
Freeloader: what is that?
Me: A toy for anal.
Freeloader: tell me how you'll use it for me?
Me *in a seductive voice*: First... I'm gonna take it like this *grab it by the bead part like a hammer*... And then *lick my lips*... Ram this thing right into your eyesocket! *ban*
If it keeps going this way, I'm gonna start doing this:
http://youtu.be/tsXKAtpLm4I
anonymous camgirl
04-11-2014, 03:09 AM
they usually ask me in free chat what I do or don't do.. but if they ask me to do something in pvt I just say I don't do that and smile..lol sometimes I have to tell them 3 times I don't do that but oh well.. sometimes they leave, I don't hardly get rated bad for it or anything... I think because my profile is so vague maybe?
This intrigues me. May I ask how you handle when people ask you to do something you have no desire to do during your show? I must admit I am not sure how I'd go about refusing someone without saying no and I am very interested in the answer.
mia_noxx
04-11-2014, 03:48 AM
i never thought i'd live to see something like this today...
on imlive, cam2cam, there was this guy who was jerking off so hard and fast, that his jewels were bouncing up and down... there was this fluffy white thing right under his chair but i was too distracted to take a second glance at it, and suddenly *CHOMP* !!! it was a tiny bichon puppy that snapped his balls. Hah.. epic!
justanothercamgirl
04-11-2014, 09:03 AM
nicewaytosayiamcheap: I am an admirer, not a tipper. ;)
justanothercamgirl
04-11-2014, 09:08 AM
http://youtu.be/tsXKAtpLm4I
Ha ha! I am loving this Jay and Silent Bob Theme we have going lately bbs!
Thanks, you just totally made my day. ❤
justanothercamgirl
04-11-2014, 09:16 AM
I do get why models have their list of Don'ts in their profiles/room topics though. They're hoping to save time and cut down on the amount of guys asking for it. Half these guys don't even read our profiles or room topics though, which sucks.
I actually have my 'no-list' on my profile because written right after it is: "Ask for any of these and I will ban your right out of private."
And I do. I find using this technique I rarely need to worry about any douchebag rating me a 1.
http://media.giphy.com/media/nXU1FF5HS2eFG/giphy.gif
TransdimensionalPrincess
04-12-2014, 02:03 AM
I actually have my 'no-list' on my profile because written right after it is: "Ask for any of these and I will ban your right out of private."
And I do. I find using this technique I rarely need to worry about any douchebag rating me a 1.
http://media.giphy.com/media/nXU1FF5HS2eFG/giphy.gif
I feel like the ability to pull this off, and some girls choosing to cleverly not ever say "no" are just two completely different hustles and it really depends on your niche on which one you will be able to pull off.
SweetJulia
04-12-2014, 03:32 PM
i never thought i'd live to see something like this today...
on imlive, cam2cam, there was this guy who was jerking off so hard and fast, that his jewels were bouncing up and down... there was this fluffy white thing right under his chair but i was too distracted to take a second glance at it, and suddenly *CHOMP* !!! it was a tiny bichon puppy that snapped his balls. Hah.. epic!
This made my day :)
TattooedBBW
04-12-2014, 04:11 PM
fuckinweirdo: Will you poo on cam for $15 American dollar?
me: sorry hun that is against the site rules
fuckinweirdo: Ok how about u fuck ur cooch with a dill pickle, but because of my beliefs u need to make sure its KOSHER! KOSHER! no condom! let the salt and garlic BURN ur cooch then eat it!
me: *sigh....* block.
Fitandpretty
04-12-2014, 04:29 PM
fuckinweirdo: Will you poo on cam for $15 American dollar?
me: sorry hun that is against the site rules
fuckinweirdo: Ok how about u fuck ur cooch with a dill pickle, but because of my beliefs u need to make sure its KOSHER! KOSHER! no condom! let the salt and garlic BURN ur cooch then eat it!
me: *sigh....* block.
Lol that sounds like fun. How could you turn down those offers?
TattooedBBW
04-12-2014, 04:33 PM
Lol that sounds like fun. How could you turn down those offers?
Oh god i know right, my pussy was dripping wet from those propositions.
LMAO.
Fitandpretty
04-12-2014, 04:36 PM
Oh god i know right, my pussy was dripping wet from those propositions.
LMAO.
I creamed my jeans just reading it hahaha
reversecowgirl
04-12-2014, 05:20 PM
do you do anal? do you do anal? do you do anal? do you do anal? NO IT'S IN MY FUCKING PROFILE YOU JACKWAGONS. fuck!!
Spinnerette
04-12-2014, 06:12 PM
Cheapo McCheapass has been tossing out random compliments for about 5 minutes and I've smiled and thanked him for a few of the less asinine ones, but mostly ignored him.
Cheapo McCheapass: Ass plz
Me: I don't respond to demands.
Cheapo McCheapass: It was a request. I said pls.
Me: Any request for an act not accompanied by a tip is a demand in my universe, sweets.
Cheapo McCheapass: Oh...sry.
He waits for a beat while I chat for a bit with another user.
Cheapo McCheapass: You suddenly just became a very ugly person.
I roll my eyes and ban him. I'm so tired of people trying to play the "It's gauche to mention the money part - it breaks the fantasy!" card against me. Just pay in for your wank fodder and I'll zip it with my reminders. Simple.
Sunnylexie
04-13-2014, 06:15 AM
I roll my eyes and ban him. I'm so tired of people trying to play the "It's gauche to mention the money part - it breaks the fantasy!" card against me. Just pay in for your wank fodder and I'll zip it with my reminders. Simple.
True. They come to a pay-to-play site, they pretty sure know they are supposed to pay us but choose to freeload. And then it suddenly is inappropriate for us to mention the money (obviously because it makes them feel uncomfortable for being greedy pricks).
justanothercamgirl
04-13-2014, 07:23 AM
Cheapo McCheapass: You suddenly just became a very ugly person.
Ugly and yet interestedly enough......not ugly enough for him to leave go and freeload in someone else's room of his own accord.
Funny, how that works. ;)
justanothercamgirl
04-13-2014, 07:25 AM
fuckinweirdo: Will you poo on cam for $15 American dollar?
me: sorry hun that is against the site rules
fuckinweirdo: Ok how about u fuck ur cooch with a dill pickle, but because of my beliefs u need to make sure its KOSHER! KOSHER! no condom! let the salt and garlic BURN ur cooch then eat it!
me: *sigh....* block.
Let me guess, Cam4? ;)
TattooedBBW
04-13-2014, 08:30 AM
Let me guess, Cam4? ;)
Haha yes, quite obvious right?
CurvyWinona
04-13-2014, 09:24 AM
brokedickface: can i see your tits
my boobs: yes 5 gold
brokedickface: im fine better to see your tits
alright
love u
p
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my boobs: show gold
p
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brokedickface has logged off
pippapippa
04-13-2014, 05:01 PM
why pumkiin tits
Are you saying they're big and round? If so, I'll take that as a compliment.
CurvyWinona
04-14-2014, 05:42 AM
Pennycock: hi can you please stand up so i can see your body :-)
me: 3 gold
Pennycock: 3 gold?
me: yes
Pennycock: for what so u can stand up ? um,mmmm
me: and u will see my ass too
Pennycock: i want to see u in private but just before that i wanna see ur body quick glance
me: it means u do not have gold hun.. and that means no pvt for us. :-)
Pennycock: I have a golden cock
me: it shoots blanks
Pennycock has logged off
Sunnylexie
04-14-2014, 08:02 AM
bossycheapo: id love to see your hairy pussy
Me: that's easy, let's go pvt)
bossycheapo: ill tip 2 dollars if you stand up, take off pants and spread your ass for me
Me: lmao you must be new
bossycheapo: 2.50
Me: Oh, so you are a troll?
bossycheapo: no, i just want to pay 2.50 to see a hairy pussy
Friday, I had someone offer me 5 gold to finger my ass in free chat; now I’m getting this. Seriously, where do people like them come from?
Inohavenomoney: Do you have any bras you can show me
Me: sure, what color?
Inohavenomoney: White and black
Me: I have both. Which one shall I get?
Inohavenomoney: White
Me: Ok, I will gladly put it on for 5 gold
Inohavenomoney: Do that
Me: I’m waiting!
Inohavenomoney: Right after you put it on I promise I will give you won't be sorry
********
Come pls I promise
********
Pls trust me on this one
********
Because I will pay not lying just once trust me pls
ADSALWAYSTELLTHETRUTH: wtf
All you girls do is fool around and no one wants to strip for me
Me: have you tried to tip or go pvt?
ADSALWAYSTELLTHETRUTH: the site said it was gonna be free
Disgrace on you, Streamate, disgrace on your marketing team for bringing us all the finely selected freeloaders.
This last one is the most annoying of all, because we spent like a half an hour in free chat talking and he seemed really sweet and entertaining and really helped to keep my spirits up, and then this happened.
Toobadheisaprick: if i enter your exclusive chat would you use your fuck machine?
Me: only in a block session, pvt is ok
I only use it in blocks because it takes lots of cleanup
Toobadheisaprick: what is a block session
Me: like buying 15+minutes in bulk
it gives you a small discount
Toobadheisaprick: youre expesive haha
Me: not at all)
Toobadheisaprick: are you worth it
Me: with all the stuff I have to offer, I'm worth far more
btw – I don’t appreciate it when someone doubts my worth.
Toobadheisaprick: i want to see everything you have to offer
Me: lol in just 15 minutes?;-)
Don’t you see some of those things are sort of mutually exclusive)))
like submission and domination lol
Toobadheisaprick: so you show all of that
Toobadheisaprick: im confused
Me: you know what?
now you don’t sound like a person who really wants a show
Toobadheisaprick: i would love a show
Me: well
all those things are the things I have to offer
you choose what you want
and direct your own show
Toobadheisaprick: im not good at that
Me: looks like you don't know what you want?
Toobadheisaprick: i want everythin on your board
haha
Me: you want me to dom you and be your bottom one at the same time?
Toobadheisaprick: are you up for it??
Me: ok sir, tell me when you decide what kind of a show you want. There are other men in here and I need to pay them some attention
Toobadheisaprick: wow i was willing to give you a lot more money than you could imagine. But seem to be having a better time with the other people... have a good day. *leaves*
Tantrum classic. People keep surprising me, and not in a good way.
And, speaking of "more money you could imagine": seems like they tend to seriously underestimate either my imagination or my experience with money.
TransdimensionalPrincess
04-14-2014, 10:18 AM
And, speaking of "more money you could imagine": seems like they tend to seriously underestimate either my imagination or my experience with money.
AMEN!
LolaInParadise
04-14-2014, 02:37 PM
The "dick in hand" mentality is what I call this stuff. I tell you, if they just loosened their grip a little and let some blood flow to their brains they would see just how stupid they sound... LOL
Sunnylexie
04-14-2014, 07:40 PM
45q9ptureaiogdfkln: meh
You didn't bother to get a decent screenname, yet think I will care about your opinion? LMAO.
mia_noxx
04-14-2014, 07:51 PM
oh....my.....god.........
i've just had the most awful gut-wrenching private ever.
i don't think i'll even be able to post the story because i'm still trying to keep my coffee down. jesus fucking christ the world is ful of siiick sick people.
SophiaSylvan
04-14-2014, 08:58 PM
oh....my.....god.........
i've just had the most awful gut-wrenching private ever.
i don't think i'll even be able to post the story because i'm still trying to keep my coffee down. jesus fucking christ the world is ful of siiick sick people.
Could it be squickier than the guy last night who wanted me to tell him how he could get his mother to fuck one or more guys (and set up the whole thing) and get it on videotape without her knowing? Yes, I know, it could be much, much sicker.
mia_noxx
04-14-2014, 09:37 PM
Could it be squickier than the guy last night who wanted me to tell him how he could get his mother to fuck one or more guys (and set up the whole thing) and get it on videotape without her knowing? Yes, I know, it could be much, much sicker.
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there was this guy who was awesome and super-sweet.. we've talked for about 20 minutes about ordinary vanilla stuff, and he was very very intrigued by the fact that i'm from Transilvania (and i pull of the black hair and heavy eyeliner look all the time) .. he started to tell me his obsessive affinity towards blood, and wanted me to rub myself while telling me his biggest fantasy...
he wanted to get his woman impregnated by someone else, so he could pin her down, and fuck her so hard and brutal, that she would miscarry on the spot as he pulls it out of her and the fetus gushes right out.. and right then, he would cum inside her and inseminate her with his own..... and in all this time, he had his webcam pointed towards his monitor and there was this hardcore porn movie in a missionary position zoomed in starring a girl with massive period bleeding.
...
jesus fucking christ... are people in this world such animals, or this guy was cheated on and had to raise someone else's kid? This is a cuckold abomination. With camming, you really do learn new things everyday ! ugh...
MissQuirk
04-14-2014, 09:46 PM
o______________o
http://img.pandawhale.com/39875-Emma-Stone-no-no-no-no-no-gif-bGod.gif
mia_noxx
04-14-2014, 09:49 PM
yeah.... something tells me i'll be very weird the next couple of months when i take out a tampon...
Y___Y
MissQuirk
04-14-2014, 09:51 PM
yeah.... something tells me i'll be very weird the next couple of months when i take out a tampon...
Y___Y
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<33
poor bb
i was talking to a guy who said he was "a little taboo" for like an hour, and come to find out his fetish was watching girls kill kittens and then masturbate.
.___. i can't stand people sometimes.
i had to sign off and immediately cuddle my cat for a good hour or two.
mia_noxx
04-14-2014, 10:03 PM
kittens !!
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hah, brb, i'm going to go hug the shit out of my precious chinchilla boy !
MissQuirk
04-14-2014, 10:05 PM
i was like
nope
http://www.somegif.com/gifs/13613545841433936324.GIF
TattooedBBW
04-14-2014, 10:09 PM
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<33
poor bb
i was talking to a guy who said he was "a little taboo" for like an hour, and come to find out his fetish was watching girls kill kittens and then masturbate.
.___. i can't stand people sometimes.
i had to sign off and immediately cuddle my cat for a good hour or two.
wow that's fucked up.
Sunnylexie
04-15-2014, 07:28 AM
Cheapass: hy hun
zoom out pls
Me: hello
don't you like what you see?
Cheapass: like, thats why want more
Me: what would you like to see?
Cheapass: boobs..
Me: I'll gladly show them for 5 gold!
Cheapass: 1 g, hun
Me: lmao it makes 30 cents my share so no way
Cheapass: just boobs
rest in pvt..
Me: just my boobs are 5 gold
Looks like you don't have the money for a pvt, tbh
Cheapass: zoom out, we will go pvt
Me: no I will not
I don't like you
Cheapass: u lose *leaves*
Me: fancy a show?
Anothermarketingvictim: What kind ;-)
Me: well, that's up to you
what are you into?
Anothermarketingvictim: Vag
Vagina
Me: well I do masturbation shows with toys if that's what you're looking for
Anothermarketingvictim: Yep
That's what I want
Ok let's get it on the road
Me: whenever you're ready, sir)))
Anothermarketingvictim: Then let's do this
Me: it's you who starts the show
Anothermarketingvictim: How I'm new
Me: you hit that button under my video window
enter private show or something
Anothermarketingvictim: Do I have to pay -_-
Me: *FACEPALM*
A question here: Does anyone else on SM see a HUGE influx of guys who offer ridiculous tips for flashes (like 1 gold for boobs and 3 for pussy) or haggle about them like mad, or demand a full show in free chat for 5 gold - and act like this is a fair price? Where do they come from? I mean, I've worked on Streamate since 2009 and everyone's considered $5 a fair price for tits or butt. Sure guys will always want freebies, but they'd usually just pay or leave. I never had anyone offer a dollar for tits or 5 for pussy action until recently. I have a feeling that something's going on on SM.
lemonberry
04-15-2014, 07:37 AM
Cheapass: hy hun
zoom out pls
Me: hello
don't you like what you see?
Cheapass: like, thats why want more
Me: what would you like to see?
Cheapass: boobs..
Me: I'll gladly show them for 5 gold!
Cheapass: 1 g, hun
Me: lmao it makes 30 cents my share so no way
Cheapass: just boobs
rest in pvt..
Me: just my boobs are 5 gold
Looks like you don't have the money for a pvt, tbh
Cheapass: zoom out, we will go pvt
Me: no I will not
I don't like you
Cheapass: u lose *leaves*
Me: fancy a show?
Anothermarketingvictim: What kind ;-)
Me: well, that's up to you
what are you into?
Anothermarketingvictim: Vag
Vagina
Me: well I do masturbation shows with toys if that's what you're looking for
Anothermarketingvictim: Yep
That's what I want
Ok let's get it on the road
Me: whenever you're ready, sir)))
Anothermarketingvictim: Then let's do this
Me: it's you who starts the show
Anothermarketingvictim: How I'm new
Me: you hit that button under my video window
enter private show or something
Anothermarketingvictim: Do I have to pay -_-
Me: *FACEPALM*
A question here: Does anyone else on SM see a HUGE influx of guys who offer ridiculous tips for flashes (like 1 gold for boobs and 3 for pussy) or haggle about them like mad, or demand a full show in free chat for 5 gold - and act like this is a fair price? Where do they come from? I mean, I've worked on Streamate since 2009 and everyone's considered $5 a fair price for tits or butt. Sure guys will always want freebies, but they'd usually just pay or leave. I never had anyone offer a dollar for tits or 5 for pussy action until recently. I have a feeling that something's going on on SM.
Yes! For the last few months now. I was also looking at cam4 the other day and noticed they have a banner/white label for SM. I wonder if that has anything to do with it? I'm not sure if anyone else has mentioned that on here before, so sorry if it has been.
Procrasturbator
04-15-2014, 10:00 AM
Me: fancy a show?
Anothermarketingvictim: What kind ;-)
Me: well, that's up to you
what are you into?
Anothermarketingvictim: Vag
Vagina
Me: well I do masturbation shows with toys if that's what you're looking for
Anothermarketingvictim: Yep
That's what I want
Ok let's get it on the road
Me: whenever you're ready, sir)))
Anothermarketingvictim: Then let's do this
Me: it's you who starts the show
Anothermarketingvictim: How I'm new
Me: you hit that button under my video window
enter private show or something
Anothermarketingvictim: Do I have to pay -_-
Me: *FACEPALM*
Omg, I had an indie guy kind of like this. He insisted that he'd never been to CMD (the only place my YIM handle is listed) and that we must have met somewhere else... nooope. He was hot and cold about getting a show, asking a lot of questions (sexily/evasively answered) for a while then he decided and I explained how to pay... then he said "And what am I sending payment for?"
He said he thought it was free. This guy thought girls just hang out on the Internet all day, making ads talking themselves up, convincing guys to do a show with them... for fun. Jesus lord almighty.
RedAlice
04-15-2014, 10:56 AM
A question here: Does anyone else on SM see a HUGE influx of guys who offer ridiculous tips for flashes (like 1 gold for boobs and 3 for pussy) or haggle about them like mad, or demand a full show in free chat for 5 gold - and act like this is a fair price? Where do they come from? I mean, I've worked on Streamate since 2009 and everyone's considered $5 a fair price for tits or butt. Sure guys will always want freebies, but they'd usually just pay or leave. I never had anyone offer a dollar for tits or 5 for pussy action until recently. I have a feeling that something's going on on SM.
Maybe they've exhausted their freeloader status, realised it gets them nothing, so they decide to throw out $1 in the hopes you'll settle. A new generation of cheapskates. It's less than you want, but "better than nothing". Fucking hagglers. I hate them. I get it in my escorting life all the time so in an arrangement where I only get 35% of what they're actually giving? Which is only $5 in the first place?
They want to spend $1, they can have a GoT spoiler for their generosity. I have a long list.
SophiaSylvan
04-15-2014, 11:21 AM
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poor bb
i was talking to a guy who said he was "a little taboo" for like an hour, and come to find out his fetish was watching girls kill kittens and then masturbate.
.___. i can't stand people sometimes.
i had to sign off and immediately cuddle my cat for a good hour or two.
I had a sick fuck tell me he was looking for a girl who hates cats and would kill his cat. Ugh I wish someone would do HIM in!