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Sinistress
04-19-2014, 02:48 PM
well i m interesting about to buy a long show
not interested in sex
i want to turn you into a table
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chloemay
04-19-2014, 06:26 PM
Costumer how do 2 exclusives with me and always crazy speak in free chat about he is the man who make me cum always in cam,he lie to me to times telling me he will go exclusive and i send message to him and blocked him and he send me this :


i never lied to you and you know it... you lie to me everyday and everytime...i like you but after all i am work for you... a other men in your room. you hurt me.... I NEVER LIED TO YOU. i just said i want but i never said that i will do. you show your true face and i hate what you really are... goodbye


LMAO he broke up with you! Sometimes they crack me up.

The thing with the CMD guy with the (probably imaginary) sister that I love is that so many of us don't bother to respond with shock about the incest, which you know is what he is fishing for, and instead calmly give him our payment link. It's like a camgirl virtual group hug.

Sunnylexie
04-20-2014, 09:13 PM
He is always trying to play the race card, being racist as fuck.

He's always trying to pressure me to meet (IN FREE CHAT) and when I just ignore him he always says that I won't meet him cuz he's black but I'd "do it for a white guy". And so I keep ignoring him some more and hes like "you are just like all the other asian girls, so racist, you think are all that, you won't give a black guy a chance, you asians are so stuck up"

UGHHHH SO FUCKING ANNOYING. IT'S ONE THING TO ASK TO MEET. ITS ANOTHER TO ASK CONSTANTLY OVER AND OVER IN FREE CHAT. BUT WHAT MAKES ME EXPONENTIALLY MADDER IS THAT HE IS ACCUSING ME OF BEING RACIST WHEN HE IS BEING FUCKING RACIST



http://youtu.be/VYnDOiLI3BE

Magical_Hoohah
04-21-2014, 11:47 AM
^^ That one might have been legit. Maybe it was a D/s objectification thing like "human ashtray" or "human footstool." Maybe he wanted you to be a "human table" so he could eat his dinner off of you...?

SoloDesire
04-21-2014, 04:18 PM
iwantfreeattention: hey

Me: Hello ;-) How are you?

iwantfreeattention: im good

iwantfreeattention: relaxing just finished work

Me: Glad to hear! What are you in the mood for today?

iwantfreeattention: hows ur day going

Me: Mine has been good ;-)

iwantfreeattention: im chilling u can relax hun im not gona make u go all crazy

Me: I like to go all crazy tho lol

iwantfreeattention: lol i bet so were in us u from me im pa

iwantfreeattention: btw nice tatto

Me: I don't give my location. I'm here to do paid sex shows babe. And thanks.

iwantfreeattention has logged off




I hate these cocky bastards I've been getting all day on SM. Wtf makes you think I'm sitting here on a PAID SEX SITE just so you can come and "chat it up" with me?! Nope, there will be no free attention in my chat room mother fucker.

apryll11
04-21-2014, 08:32 PM
Some one actually sung me a song in freechat.
Bruno Mars, Just the way you are.
he was giving it to me one sentence at a time so I didn't catch on till his 2nd round of the hook.
I didn't want to block him because he wasn't rude but its a 4 mins of a song that I don't even like, if it wasn't for that damn people's commercial I wouldn't even know the hook.
So I just decide take a lil break, give him some time to find a new girl to type sing to.
15 min later...
Im about 10 sec in my room, hes back and he starts singing again, another Bruno Mars song at that.
I just took that as a sign that I have worked enough for today and it is time to "go home"

TheBrownFox
04-21-2014, 08:52 PM
http://i.imgur.com/m5W69UBl.jpg

TattooedBBW
04-21-2014, 08:56 PM
OMG - I get this guy ALL. THE. TIME. He seriously drives me insane. I've blocked him at least 15 times now…and he just keeps coming back. I don't do incest, fucktard. I've told you that EVERY single time you message me. The answer is not and will not ever change, you fucking blue twat waffle.


I got him the other day too. The second he started saying he wasn't alone his sister was there I just blocked him, since I saw him posted in here.

Airrrie
04-21-2014, 09:01 PM
So instead of drinking on cam and to keep me from being bored and eating, I use a vaporizer to smoke. Well this jack ass comes to my room while I am actually enjoying my work night...
Racistintheusa: You can smoke in your apartment?
Me: I'm not smoking I'm vaping
Racistintheusa: you are gonna burn your building down
Me: First of all this is my home which I own so i can do whatever the hell I want in it. Secondly this thing does not even create fire so what the hell are you talking about?
Racistintheusa: Bullshit Niggers don't own homes!
Me: Block! Block! Block!

Where do these people come from? Ugh the ignorance of some people ;(

This post strikes me as ironic in so many ways LOL.

Snowy0Star
04-21-2014, 10:01 PM
I got him the other day too. The second he started saying he wasn't alone his sister was there I just blocked him, since I saw him posted in here.

i had him too like 2- weeks ago or so before the first report of him in the thread - i just told him ok let me know when ur ready for a show and he never got back to me - wonder why...

Fitandpretty
04-22-2014, 04:21 AM
This post strikes me as ironic in so many ways LOL.

He was just a troll. I shouldn't have let him get to me. He obviously liked what he saw because he sat in my room for 20 minutes before saying anything. I'm sure deep down he wanted to go private lol

Sunnylexie
04-22-2014, 09:34 AM
Tonight, I had a guy brag about doing coke and ask if I would do it with him. I asked if bragging about himself doing illegal shit on chatlog-keeping sites with credit card info entered on registration was his hobby. Have never seen a freeloader leave that quickly - must have deleted his account already.

SoloDesire
04-22-2014, 12:39 PM
Vegasboy: Wassup

Me: Hello ;-) How are you?

Vegasboy: I'm iight why you not naked

Me: Because you haven't taken me private yet ;-)

Vegasboy: There a lot of girls that are

Me: Well I'm not other girls

Vegasboy: Oh ok
You give head

Me: So you wanna see me naked or not?

Vegasboy: I want some neck

Me: Some neck?

Vegasboy: Blow job

Me: I can do that in private

Vegasboy: Blow job

Me: In private chat

Vegasboy: How I'm get a blow job

Me: I can do it on a toy. I won't suck your dick for real...

Vegasboy: Oh ok

Me: Do you even know how this site works? Ever bought a show from anyone before?

Vegasboy: Nah
I'm new to this
So you telling me I gotta pay to see you naked

Vegasboy has been blocked



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SophieL
04-22-2014, 09:02 PM
Dude takes me into pvt. Then wants to be controlled . Ask what type of control? Answer-any type will do . AND need me to type. I explain this needs to be excl. so out/ in we go... Hard to use a dildo and type out controlling instructions. Then then he said he needed me to be nasty and left. Umm I asked you at the beginning what type of control.

Zillah_
04-22-2014, 10:03 PM
Dumbass: damn i wish my daughter was as hot as you hehe

Uhhhhhhhg.

SophiaSylvan
04-22-2014, 10:54 PM
Dude takes me into pvt. Then wants to be controlled . Ask what type of control? Answer-any type will do . AND need me to type. I explain this needs to be excl. so out/ in we go... Hard to use a dildo and type out controlling instructions. Then then he said he needed me to be nasty and left. Umm I asked you at the beginning what type of control.

You might not want to assume he wanted you to use a dildo- sounds like he wanted to be dominated.

Lola12
04-23-2014, 12:56 AM
Guy: hey how are you?
Me: hi! great thank you! hru?
Guy: im good
Me ok, good
Guy i think you should show me your boobs
Me: sure, but that's not for free
Guy: nothing is free but i want to see them so i guess ill have to pay
Me: well yeah, that's why i'm here
Guy: ok here you go
Received a 55 token tip from Guy

This annoys me. Like "I GUESS I have to pay". Hell yeah you have to! Well it turned out he was a pretty nice guy though. But still :P

funismymiddlename
04-23-2014, 02:41 AM
I hate when guys try to insult you bc you made them feel bad. It's like I was fine and you were interested before but now that I hurt your little feelings you want to try to insult me lol.

Some idiot was in my chat watching me for a few min so apparently he found me attractive enough to be there. After I made fun of him for asking a stupid question he says I need tits. wtf if I was so bad why watch that long. A hot girl can be hot with or without tits I'm not even that small. I swear these guys have serious rejection issues.

IvyRose
04-23-2014, 03:12 AM
While in paid chat:
Customer: Damn girl I wish a fine girl like yourself could be treated like a queen and not have to do this

a few minutes later

Customer: Lemme know if your ever on NY girl haha so you can really ride me



I guess that how a queen is treated
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SophieL
04-23-2014, 06:23 AM
You might not want to assume he wanted you to use a dildo- sounds like he wanted to be dominated.
No, he did want the dildo. But he would not explain what type of control he wanted. And in private, I was trying to type as other's kept coming in and I was trying to meet their needs as well. Idk.... I have not had anyone want a show with typing and control and want nasty so any/all advice welcome :).

SoloDesire
04-23-2014, 06:50 AM
No, he did want the dildo. But he would not explain what type of control he wanted. And in private, I was trying to type as other's kept coming in and I was trying to meet their needs as well. Idk.... I have not had anyone want a show with typing and control and want nasty so any/all advice welcome :).

Well for starters, I wouldn't have done that for him in private chat...assuming you're on a site that allows exclusive chat. Fetish and special requests I reserve for one on one exclusive shows. It's impossible to please everyone with them all barking orders. I leave private shows as group shows and do what I feel the majority will enjoy and I don't do special requests.

Rhiiannon
04-23-2014, 07:02 AM
"But it says myFREEcams..."

If I had a quarter for every time...

justanothercamgirl
04-23-2014, 07:12 AM
"But it says myFREEcams..."

If I had a quarter for every time...

I always tell them.....yes but it doesn't say myFREEboobs.

*grins*

Marina Starr
04-23-2014, 08:00 AM
Why do guys come onto cam sites and just want to talk?! I hate when bastards come into my room asking if I'm in a rush because they want to chat first before private with a million of questions. This shit can go on for hours. That's when I go ape shit, I ban like crazy!
http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t94/tsmelania/tumblr_mcoa1qDoyf1ql5yr7o1_400_zpsf0f4b160.gif (http://s158.photobucket.com/user/tsmelania/media/tumblr_mcoa1qDoyf1ql5yr7o1_400_zpsf0f4b160.gif.htm l)

funismymiddlename
04-23-2014, 09:00 AM
^^^ usually people who ask the most questions before private seem to be the cheapest. I usually tell them you can have me all to your self in private or you can get to know me better in private. Sometimes I joke about them being with the feds. If they don't get the hint by then I ignore them or don't give priority to their questions.

Sunnylexie
04-23-2014, 09:17 AM
Piglet: hey
Me: Hi. What are you up to?
Piglet: watchin a movie and lookin at hot bitches *I reach for the Block button*
i.e. you *BAN*

WeirdTroll: Hey!
Guess what?
Me: ?
WeirdTroll: I'm looking at my wife right now
(You)
*Starts laughing (an actual remark by himself!)
Me: sorry, I'm taken))
WeirdTroll: (It's a joke)
Me: not a good one))
WeirdTroll: *starts laughing
Awe :(
Me: see, if you have to explain a joke, it's probably not a good one
WeirdTroll: Dis dick in your mouth can explain everything then ;-) *BAN*

Still clueless about the point of his "joke" or whatever it was supposed to be


FleaMarketGuy: show us your boobs ?
Me: 5 gold
FleaMarketGuy: nah 2 gold for ass ? :-)
Me: no
FleaMarketGuy: make my night :-)
Me: No, you are acting like a prick and I don't want to make you happy. Haggle some more and I'll make it 10 just for you.
*He did tip what I asked, eventually. Surprise!*

*In the middle of a PVT with me riding one toy and sucking another*:
Custie: I want to see more action
More action?:O Was I supposed to hum a song while doing it, and beat my foot in time?


NeverSeenAWoman: So you have a hairy pussy ?
or normal pussy ?
Would it be a shock for him to find out that, normally, women DO have pubic hair (unless he's dealing with girls under the age of legal consent)?

A random freeloader: Noone loves your hairy pussy but me!
=*
Another one. Must be the solar activity.

Marina Starr
04-23-2014, 10:57 AM
That was exactly my point. They would ask such questions to wear you out with no intension of taking you private.

^^^ usually people who ask the most questions before private seem to be the cheapest. I usually tell them you can have me all to your self in private or you can get to know me better in private. Sometimes I joke about them being with the feds. If they don't get the hint by then I ignore them or don't give priority to their questions.

chloemonet
04-23-2014, 12:09 PM
After wasting my time in free chat by popping in & out & saying "ok we go pvt now", this guy finally goes private just when I was about to kick him out of my room. As soon as the show starts he starts demanding, and I immediately told him I don't do demands in private, and if he wanted to direct the show he would have to take me exclusive. He said "yes ma'am" so I figured he understood. 2 mins later once I start to get naked he says "I wish I was recording this because you're fucking hot" UGH. Wtf?? If you're going to record me then whatever, as soon as I see it reposted I'll be sending a DMCA notice. But why tell me this mid-show? I told him it was illegal and if he records me and posts it I WILL take legal action in having it removed. He just says "I know" then "Sorry". Stupid fucker. Next time he comes to my room I'm banning him, especially because he left like 1 min after the masturbation show he asked for started.

SophieL
04-23-2014, 12:16 PM
Well for starters, I wouldn't have done that for him in private chat...assuming you're on a site that allows exclusive chat. Fetish and special requests I reserve for one on one exclusive shows. It's impossible to please everyone with them all barking orders. I leave private shows as group shows and do what I feel the majority will enjoy and I don't do special requests.

Yes I did make him switch to excl. for those same reason you stated I do very little in pvt. :)

IvyRose
04-24-2014, 03:28 AM
That first time you have a customer in excl and you try to figure out based on his little writing what he likes and which direction you can go next...

Here goes my new custie, he wrote this in 3 minutes time give or take:

-you like making your young neighebor (...his name) jerk his cock in panties? *in my mind: neighor sex, crossed with sissi?*
-talk about taking black cum in u *... racial play?*
-make me eat it out of u *cuckhold, humiliation play??*
-make (...his name) send you gold *findom, walletrape play???!*

I guess he didnt really made up his mind :D or he liked it all

justanothercamgirl
04-24-2014, 05:30 AM
That's precisely what it is. How you treat people reflects your levels of esteem, so what does that say about the self esteem levels of trolls? This is the only opportunity that these guys have to actually talk down to chicks so they go for it full force.

Very good point.

Airrrie
04-24-2014, 05:57 AM
Among my favorites:

DelusionalFreeChatDude1: Damn I wish I lived closer to you.
DisIllusionedChatHostess: Do you think the internet connection will be stronger?

DelusionalFreeChatDude2: Do you like younger men?
DisIllusionedChatHostess: I like any man who buys a cam show. The love affair ends when his credit runs out.

DelusionalFreeChatDude3: It's pathetic you can't make/are charging/aren't charging/should be charging/could be charging X dollars.
DisIllusionedChatHostess: Worry about what's going on in your own chat room bitch! (BAN & reported to Shawn)

DelisionalFreeChatDude4: You look like an old hag/have meat curtains/you just woke up/are wearing a wig/and other misc comments designed to attack my self esteem.
DisIllusionedChatHostess: Worry about what's going on in your own chat room bitch! (BAN & reported to Shawn)

Mare
04-24-2014, 08:55 AM
I wish I lived closer to you , I'd be hitting that all the time. *eyeroll* Um, NO. I don't think so.
I'm really thinking your bs flattery isn't paying my bills. NEXT.

chloemay
04-24-2014, 10:01 AM
I wish I lived closer to you , I'd be hitting that all the time. *eyeroll* Um, NO. I don't think so.
I'm really thinking your bs flattery isn't paying my bills. NEXT.


Also, YUCKO, like what he said is considered 'flattery'. In his own delusional mind.

audritwo
04-24-2014, 12:23 PM
oh lordy lord...

ibrahimloveyou: baby today is my birhtday

AudriTwo: happy birthday then

ibrahimloveyou: but i have not credit card

AudriTwo: oh too bad
well you do cause you signed up
and you are talking to me lolololol
*someone takes me pvt*
ibrahimloveyou: come back
i go tomorow bank i open credit card

AudriTwo: fuck you
you pay now

IvyRose
04-24-2014, 02:30 PM
"you surely are beautifull, but even a real hooker doesnt charge $8 a min"
left chat

comes back in chat some seconds later
BLOCKED

Yeah like I am gonna forget youre friggin insult and username after 2 seconds
thats like a multiple insult right there.. to prostitutes, to my profession (apparantly Im some kind of mess up/half way hooker), and to my worth as a camgirl
I guess he is butthurt bec he came in multiple times before at other days and stayed in creepmode in freechat... someone doesnt have the money to pay up and see the goodies

I got one yesterday too
"noone on this site is worth $8 a minute"
iam not even gonna give this one little bit of attention, its an immediat ban

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SoloDesire
04-24-2014, 04:03 PM
Toobroketopay: hello

Me: Hello ;-) How are you?

Toobroketopay: im good

Toobroketopay: i like your tat

Me: Thank you.

Toobroketopay: I know you are prob working but I just like to chat

Me: I don't just chat unless you're paying.

Toobroketopay: I see same in all chat rooms


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justanothercamgirl
04-24-2014, 05:48 PM
I got one yesterday too
"noone on this site is worth $8 a minute"

Freaking drives me crazy too when they do that!

I always tell them that 'real men' have no problem with paying my high prices. ;)

Procrasturbator
04-24-2014, 07:46 PM
Lmao, Yahoo incest freeloader strikes again. This time he says he's a 27 year old woman. Riiiiight.

sarah.ferguson_2008: I saw your ad on CamModelDirectory are you bi?
Me: Sorry, was offline. And yes, I am
sarah.ferguson_2008: nice, i'm 27 year old female
Me: Sweet, I love playing with girls How are you?
sarah.ferguson_2008: are you alone
Me: Yes
sarah.ferguson_2008: my brother is here also, but it shouldn't be a problem
Me: Are you looking for a show?
sarah.ferguson_2008: yes, are you a bit of a domme?
Me: I can be. How many minutes did you want?
sarah.ferguson_2008 is typing...
sarah.ferguson_2008: depends on what we will do, do you want to involve him?
Me: It's cool either way. Let me know when you're ready.

Silence. I was pretty sure it was him just by the username and the first line but I'm bored so I figured I might as well bore him too. ;) Word to the wise: anyone who hits you up on Yahoo with the username format first.last_1234 or w/e and mentions incest is probably this guy. He must be making new usernames at least every day, wow.

TattooedBBW
04-24-2014, 07:52 PM
Lmao, Yahoo incest freeloader strikes again. This time he says he's a 27 year old woman. Riiiiight.

sarah.ferguson_2008: I saw your ad on CamModelDirectory are you bi?
Me: Sorry, was offline. And yes, I am
sarah.ferguson_2008: nice, i'm 27 year old female
Me: Sweet, I love playing with girls How are you?
sarah.ferguson_2008: are you alone
Me: Yes
sarah.ferguson_2008: my brother is here also, but it shouldn't be a problem
Me: Are you looking for a show?
sarah.ferguson_2008: yes, are you a bit of a domme?
Me: I can be. How many minutes did you want?
sarah.ferguson_2008 is typing...
sarah.ferguson_2008: depends on what we will do, do you want to involve him?
Me: It's cool either way. Let me know when you're ready.

Silence. I was pretty sure it was him just by the username and the first line but I'm bored so I figured I might as well bore him too. ;) Word to the wise: anyone who hits you up on Yahoo with the username format first.last_1234 or w/e and mentions incest is probably this guy. He must be making new usernames at least every day, wow.



Omg I got him again too last night ! Was a name like Ashley.Maddy1996 or something like that. Like get a life dude

SweetLilyRaven
04-25-2014, 05:52 AM
Lmao, Yahoo incest freeloader strikes again. This time he says he's a 27 year old woman. Riiiiight.

sarah.ferguson_2008: I saw your ad on CamModelDirectory are you bi?
Me: Sorry, was offline. And yes, I am
sarah.ferguson_2008: nice, i'm 27 year old female
Me: Sweet, I love playing with girls How are you?
sarah.ferguson_2008: are you alone
Me: Yes
sarah.ferguson_2008: my brother is here also, but it shouldn't be a problem
Me: Are you looking for a show?
sarah.ferguson_2008: yes, are you a bit of a domme?
Me: I can be. How many minutes did you want?
sarah.ferguson_2008 is typing...
sarah.ferguson_2008: depends on what we will do, do you want to involve him?
Me: It's cool either way. Let me know when you're ready.

Silence. I was pretty sure it was him just by the username and the first line but I'm bored so I figured I might as well bore him too. ;) Word to the wise: anyone who hits you up on Yahoo with the username format first.last_1234 or w/e and mentions incest is probably this guy. He must be making new usernames at least every day, wow.

Got him yesterday as well. Figured it was him with that username and it was confirmed as soon as he mentioned incest. Insta-block. I'm so done with this guy….

audritwo
04-25-2014, 07:16 AM
wow, what a persistent fucker. lololololol

Marina Starr
04-25-2014, 07:25 AM
I'm not sure what it is but it annoys me to no end when I get bastards coming into my room just to tell me they're wearing they wife/gf panties while jerking off in free chat. Not one of them have ever taken me private. I always ask 'so you're here just to tell me this?'. Well guess what? I don't give a fuck! BANNED, BANNED and BANNED!
http://i1083.photobucket.com/albums/j400/TataJeanette/tumblr_lpo3x8VLSi1qeacq4.gif (http://media.photobucket.com/user/TataJeanette/media/tumblr_lpo3x8VLSi1qeacq4.gif.html)

SoloDesire
04-25-2014, 07:29 AM
^^ It annoys me too Marina! I just ignore them and they always go away lol.

AllieKatz
04-25-2014, 07:33 AM
Last night's favorite...

Guyinmyroom: Sing for me bb
Me: Do you wanna build a snowmaaaaaaaan?
*Guyinmyroom has logged out*

chloemay
04-25-2014, 08:07 AM
Last night's favorite...

Guyinmyroom: Sing for me bb
Me: Do you wanna build a snowmaaaaaaaan?
*Guyinmyroom has logged out*

OMFG I love you. Still laughing like a loon over here.

Renton
04-25-2014, 08:33 AM
Got him yesterday as well. Figured it was him with that username and it was confirmed as soon as he mentioned incest. Insta-block. I'm so done with this guy….

yup I got him on Tuesday I think :p

Vlodina
04-25-2014, 08:37 AM
Had a guy on Streamate asking if I would fuck my pussy with a hairbrush. NOT the handle end, but the brush side! Lol!

SoloDesire
04-25-2014, 08:41 AM
Had a guy on Streamate asking if I would fuck my pussy with a hairbrush. NOT the handle end, but the brush side! Lol!

You shoulda told him "Only if you masturbate with a razor."

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AllieKatz
04-25-2014, 08:45 AM
You shoulda told him "Only if you masturbate with a razor."


LMAO! I'm totally tucking that one away for future use.