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Brilynne
10-25-2011, 09:59 PM
~~In private for an hour~~

"So what do you do for a living?"

.................................................. ....

Have you not noticed the xxx bucks seeping from your wallet to mine in this period? I...just...seriously makes me wonder about some people.

bah ha, I love getting paid for idle conversation. I also loooooveeeee (and kinda hate) phone in exclusive on SM. I usually managed several clothes minutes of
"hey baby"
"hey, how are you tonight"
"good! hru?"
"I'm good, where you from?"
"ny"
"the city?"
"no upstate"
"by albany?"
"no, more west"
"buffalo?"
"nope. more south"
"syracuse?"
"did you have any requests?"
"what? oh yeah..."

Literally this conversation several times a night, every night. they alwayssss try to guess my part of ny and its like..really? you're paying $4.94/min to play the guessing game with a girl whose ready to strip off her clothes and get down to business? REALLY?::)

It's maddening, but at least I'm getting paid for the madness while my vagina chuckles in relief since it's getting a bit of a break for once.

neliana
10-26-2011, 12:04 AM
Haha! I was telling the guys that I do porn, strip and cam..and I still had one asking "so what do you do for work?" Huh???? Lmao some people are a little dense

Incantatious
10-26-2011, 12:20 AM
I cannot believe that I get more guys ask me "where u from hun?" than anything else when a convo gets initiated.

I'm almost tempted to just tell them "scroll down" - IT'S ON MY FREAKING PROFILE DAMNIT! But sometimes even when I tell them I'm a British girl that isn't enough.. And then I have to say "I can't tell you that my dear, I hope you understand." They're usually totally cool with that. Emphasis on the 'usually'. I had one guy the other night who literally out-right informed me he wasn't dodgy... Like, oh wow bb, then here's my fucking address!

Jesus... I'm so fucking sweet.

LOL ;p

ElizabethEverdeen
10-26-2011, 01:35 AM
I got a guy tonight that asked me to pee my pants in prvt....umm...no?

Also got the "please smash some army men and toys for me". I have to get some of those...my husband couldn't stop laughing when I told him that one.

So far the most annoying thing is "where are you from?" I say "the south" and then they argue over whether or not I have an accent and if I am lying. What does it matter to you darling...it's not like i'm inviting you over for Thanksgiving or anything...

HaydenBlue
10-26-2011, 03:19 AM
Member"
hey babe, can you roleplay as either Oprah or Fat Albert?"

Umm...I'm 5'8, 138lbs, pale white girl with bright red hair :O

LOL.

"Annnnd YOU get a car, YOU get a car, EVERYBODY GETS A CARRRRR!!!" :D

Busygirl
10-26-2011, 12:20 PM
..............

Brilynne
10-26-2011, 02:45 PM
LOL.

"Annnnd YOU get a car, YOU get a car, EVERYBODY GETS A CARRRRR!!!" :D

"Annnnnd YOU get to see pussy, YOU get to see pussy, EVERYBODY GETS TO SEE MY PUSSYYYYYYY"

Sorry, I just thought I'd adapt it. :P

ElizabethEverdeen
10-26-2011, 07:09 PM
"Annnnnd YOU get to see pussy, YOU get to see pussy, EVERYBODY GETS TO SEE MY PUSSYYYYYYY"

Sorry, I just thought I'd adapt it. :P

Rotfl. Too funny.

msmochaxx
10-27-2011, 08:27 PM
dumbass : will you be my bitch?
dumbass : good bitch
dumbass : ok, lower cam
dumbass : yes
dumbass : off with panties bitch
dumbass : ok, now bra off
dumbass dumbass : who a good bitch?
dumbass : i didn't say girl. i said who a good bitch
dumbass : why?
dumbass : sure

i never said id be his "bitch" i hate that word and it has started many a fight with me and my boyfriend...when he asked me who was a good bitch i said i was a good girl then asked if i could be his good girl and not good bitch he said sure and exited lol

Vogue
10-28-2011, 02:45 AM
had a guy few days ago who keep calling my breasts " boys " :-X
ohh the boys are so yummy bb, i love to play with boys bb , show me the boys bb ! is that weird or is just me ?

Breannasparks
10-28-2011, 07:29 PM
"Please excuse me I dont mean to be rude....but tonight I'm jerking it to you!"

I laugh

He resends it

I acknowledge it and laugh again

He resends it

I roll my eyes

He resends it

No response on my end

"I'm serious bitch! I'm fucking funny and I know that turns you on! How about you just show me that sweet pussy and stop fucking sitting their?!"

Everyone in room laughs at him and he eventually leaves


WTF?! lol. Idiot

Surprise surprise he didnt give me a dime lol

HaydenBlue
10-29-2011, 07:16 PM
"i would like to know more about you....and see more of your beautiful body.... I want to develop your dream and desires
together with you.....inspire and be inspired....like a modern muse. Explore your and his heart. This is what you want! - tony"

::)

sillykitty
10-31-2011, 05:56 AM
So what's up with the guys that communicate entirely in emoticons?

SybilVain
10-31-2011, 10:30 AM
"Fly your lips, bb"

Not really annoying, more like... surreal? I was really interested in knowing what the hell that was, but no matter how much I asked, I couldn't get him to explain. Google translation fail...? Aerial sex fetish...? Lip flapping fan...? Just plain random...?

"send me email for facebook"
"I don't do facebook, cause you're either gonna send me annoying farmville requests or you're treating this as a dating site. Dating sites are sausage fests for a reason, and you're the reason. Cause I really have to get paid to talk to you." <-- crowd goes rotfl

curvydancer25
10-31-2011, 12:40 PM
So what's up with the guys that communicate entirely in emoticons?


I know right? I'm like, What's with all the pictures...is that how you express yourself? I just block guys like those. Either type words, tip me or get the fuck out!! :)

Brilynne
10-31-2011, 07:37 PM
dumbass: mmm sexy mouth bb
dumbass: uvula bb
me: tip bb.
*dumbass leaves*

Really? UVULA? Whatever.

TheBrownFox
11-02-2011, 06:43 AM
Some fool on MFC last night came into my room and said:


"Where da white women at?"

"Enough of this bullshit."



*rolls eyes*

Somebody needs http://www.pearlevision.com if he can't find any White women on MFC's homepage. ;D

TheBrownFox
11-02-2011, 06:48 AM
So what's up with the guys that communicate entirely in emoticons?



Some of these guys claim their "hands are too busy" to talk in public chat, yet their dumb asses keep posting one emote after another (dick emotes), like they're too stupid to just talk regularly.

BAN them.

TheBrownFox
11-02-2011, 08:43 AM
I'm logged into ImLive now, and badstudent12(f) tried to be slick and came into my free text chat, trying to do roleplay. ::)

He said:

"Hi teacher."
"I'm naked and I forgot my clothes teacher."

I told him that I don't do free roleplay, and he needs to buy credits and go private so we can do it there. He left text chat without saying another word. LMAO.

sillykitty
11-02-2011, 09:56 AM
Some of these guys claim their "hands are too busy" to talk in public chat, yet their dumb asses keep posting one emote after another (dick emotes), like they're too stupid to just talk regularly.

BAN them.

I do. I banned one guy today because he kept talking about how he was jacking it for free, and he was soooooo hurt by that. He waited patiently for 6 hours to come back in my room and use middle finger emoticons.

So I perma-ignored him after teasing him a bit. siggghhhhh. I know it isn't ladylike to heckle them, but it just feels SO GOOD.

TheBrownFox
11-02-2011, 11:02 AM
I know it isn't ladylike to heckle them, but it just feels SO GOOD.



Oh yeah, I do that too! ;D

I know some people might say "Don't feed the troll." But you know what? It's my chat room, and I"m in charge. If some idiot decides to be an ass when I'm working, he deserves to be put on blast (that rhymes!). Plus it's fun to do a little shit-talking (with a few regulars joining in) before you ban them. :P

Kalypso
11-03-2011, 11:19 AM
"You should use smaller toys so you can stay tight" I'm not EVER going to fuck YOU so who fucking cares?

SybilVain
11-03-2011, 11:52 AM
"You should use smaller toys so you can stay tight" I'm not EVER going to fuck YOU so who fucking cares?

Methinks they're mistaking you for a fleshlight. Do their mouths get bigger for taking big bites? Sex ed should cover the finer points of female anatomy just in case they ever fuck an actual woman...

It scares me that this is one of the biggest threads in here, but explains why they have to pay in the first place O.o

ElianaIsis
11-03-2011, 12:05 PM
How many damn times do I have to get asked to pee on cam?!?! Ugh..no! I don't think it's even allowed on SM.

Plus the other morning I had a guy come in and was using very broken English to tell me he was going to "take you for long private time, but u am gunna make shit for me"? First of all no, second ew gross, and third why do these guys seem to think we can do this on command?

TheBrownFox
11-03-2011, 01:05 PM
I noticed that my troll/stalker on MFC tipped me 1 token offline and said "I know I'm your highest tipper now. LMAO." He's probably pissed that he's banned from my chat AND from my Twitter profile. He must believe that myth about 1 token tips hurting your cam score (they don't, and MFC confirms this). LOL.

I just don't know how to block him from MFC mailing my premium account. I know how to block him from posting on that profile wall, but not from MFC Mail. And MFC obviously won't ban him unless they get lots of complaints about him.

Breannasparks
11-03-2011, 07:03 PM
I noticed that my troll/stalker on MFC tipped me 1 token offline and said "I know I'm your highest tipper now. LMAO." He's probably pissed that he's banned from my chat AND from my Twitter profile. He must believe that myth about 1 token tips hurting your cam score (they don't, and MFC confirms this). LOL.

I just don't know how to block him from MFC mailing my premium account. I know how to block him from posting on that profile wall, but not from MFC Mail. And MFC obviously won't ban him unless they get lots of complaints about him.
Ewww what a f***ing loser. Too bad he had to use all of the allowance his mommy gave him to make that stupid joke! lol ;D

IsobelWren
11-03-2011, 07:20 PM
OMFG. One of my goddamned regulars suddenly turned into a fucking dickwad. He asked me to get up and go get my glasses, which I only did b/c he's a good regular. I got them, showed them to him. He asked me to put them on. I teased, "I'm not giving you your jollies for free, even though we're buddies!" He didn't say anything. I asked a while later when he was going to take me pvt. He responded.

"I'll be there in a little bit. I gotta get my dick hard first."

I laughed and asked him if it really took him that long to get his dick hard. About 5 min later he took me pvt and said, right off the bat, "I'm almost ready to cum bb, just show me your pussy."

Son of a fucking monkey fucker whore! What the fuck is that shit?! You're a nice guy and all of the sudden you have the gall to ask for special things and then become a 30 second wonder? Mother fucking piece of shit. It hurt even more, since he was a favorite regular and not some random jerk off. He was just giving me "the vibe" you know? I was like, "something unkosher is going on here and I don't appreciate it." Of course, I didn't say that. I just giggled and said, "Let me do a sexy strip for you baby!" and started stripping at a reasonably fast pace.

Sure enough, he peaced out at 27 seconds, after repeatedly demanding pussy, even when I said, "give me a second, I'm getting there baby!" He's never been like that before. I was wicked pissed and really hurt.

PrincessLavender
11-04-2011, 07:48 AM
Idiot #1: i am coming to your bbq, and i'm bringing my hot black cock sauce

Idiot #2: I just turned my tightie whities into a whipped cream factory

What the....?

Kalypso
11-04-2011, 10:32 AM
I feel like I've been bitching a lot lately but whatever I need to vent.

I had some fucker tell the room my location just now! For what? If it's to get a reaction, FAIL I already knew this was a possibility. If it's to scare me, once again FAIL Why are you trying to get yourself or other people shot?

Then I get this question several times a day "U alone" I say "I don't live alone, no" and they leave. What the hell? I know creepers are to be expected but damn, it can take a real toll on your morale.

CaramelKitty
11-05-2011, 06:43 AM
I keep getting idiots who keep asking for my location. Do you actually think I'm gonna tell you exactly where I am? Dumbasses....

Stop asking me to meet up. We are not escorts. Idiots...

TheBrownFox
11-06-2011, 09:59 AM
Too bad he had to use all of the allowance his mommy gave him to make that stupid joke! lol ;D



OMG, that sounds like something I would said (and have said before) too! ;D

Or I'll say that he used the $20 his mommy gave him for his birthday. :P

shannonkristin
11-06-2011, 02:53 PM
being told that my cam score will go up by you rating me, and tipping me small tips. really... your two 10 token tips are gonna make it skyrocket buddy...

lydiastardust
11-06-2011, 05:36 PM
OMG, that sounds like something I would said (and have said before) too! ;D

Or I'll say that he used the $20 his mommy gave him for his birthday. :P

Haha, I like to make fun of them by saying they're all pretending to be grown-ups because they're on a grown-up site but they know they aren't because they don't have grown-up money.

whiteheat
11-12-2011, 10:47 PM
On indie, me explaining the obvious aka he has to pay:
(surprisingly freeloadres/idiots are less then expected, -famous last words...-)

"We are the same age, I thought you would and could do!!"

space_cowgirl
11-13-2011, 07:36 AM
This was one of my interactions yesterday.

joeJOE: hot
r u mom
high'
u r ball

whodat has logged on

joeJOE: rtake out u r cllth

whodat has logged off

joeJOE: take out u r colth
bra
y
i very like fuck mom
come on
i want come to fuck u
where u from
us
i nice
i hk
bany
on fire
y
bab
baby
toy
on fire
baby
y
hit u r ball
come to u r face
y
comming
comming face
y
was out

IsobelWren
11-13-2011, 08:43 AM
This was one of my interactions yesterday.
...
was out

WTF was that?! It's more like his cat was walking on the keyboard and less like he was actually trying to talk, one handed or not.

Have you ever read Island of Doctor Moreau? God. It's like one of the humanimals stole Dr.'s keyboard and credit card. Shit dude.

lolabunny
11-13-2011, 05:32 PM
I have experienced almost all of this...and this is only my second day of camming lol smh...so glad I found SW...u guys are awesome lol....

oh and on my first day, I found this guy trying to trick me into flashing him for "supposedly" sending gold lmao....
So Beware, I almost flashed when I saw.....such and such sent $10.00 of GOLD....until I checked my earnings to verify this jerk actually sent it, which he didn't....lucky for me, other members in free chat got on his case.....cheapass lol

sweetheather
11-13-2011, 06:09 PM
I got this guy!


Hi Heather, hru? u r very cute!! id love to see ur big tits!!
id love a c2c with u!
heres a few pics of me, whatcha think? honestly?
have u ever dated/fucked a guy like me before?
Matt, 28
p.s. did the pics go thru?

~Carmen~
11-13-2011, 07:15 PM
I got this guy!

Haha I got him a long time ago:D

h0ttie
11-14-2011, 12:32 AM
this was a show i had today on sm...
i edited out the parts where other people were talking and i was talking so thats why it looks weird...
but it was like wtf how much stupid annoying shit can one person say in one show! i was laughing so hard inside thinking about this thread
http://i1123.photobucket.com/albums/l553/amazing89xxx/Screenshot2011-11-14at22709AM.png

sillykitty
11-14-2011, 06:07 AM
"my cam is on bb i have a big cock with full cummmmmmm for you mmmmmm"

This is setting the tone for my day so far.

anouk.oui
11-14-2011, 06:24 AM
Idiot #1: i am coming to your bbq, and i'm bringing my hot black cock sauce



bbq cancelled but we need donations for the sausage sizzle........

goreantx
11-14-2011, 10:46 AM
Have you ever read Island of Doctor Moreau? God. It's like one of the humanimals stole Dr.'s keyboard and credit card. Shit dude.

http://www.planetebook.com/ebooks/The-Island-of-Doctor-Moreau-2.pdf

You inspired me to read it, thought I would share if anyone else wants a free copy

Caramel_BBW
11-15-2011, 09:10 PM
In private today I had a guy tell me that he was in love with me (nothing new there) but then he went on to say "make love to me" and "put me deep inside of you". I had to stifle a LOL with the make love to me one. Really dude? You think I make love with my legs wide open while I grind on a vibrator? That's what I call fucking lol

He was actually sweet though lol

MommieLongLegs
11-15-2011, 11:52 PM
Fn hilarious about wanting to sleep, but need to pay these bills feeilng. That is SO how I feel right now! Lol




Something I've been getting a lot of lately is "if I was ur husband I would come home with a hard on everyday" "I would fuck u everyday if I was married to u" "I wish u were sitting here with me right now I would...blah blah blah"

And I agree with the "what r u in the mood for" I want to say "well actually I want to go to bed but I need to pay my electric bill so lets just go pvt so I can fake being turned on by a close up of ur penis on ur cam and get this over with"

MommieLongLegs
11-16-2011, 12:11 AM
I hate when guys try that. But you know it's legit when ""X successfully sent X gold" is in gold letters and you hear a coin dropping sound.


I have experienced almost all of this...and this is only my second day of camming lol smh...so glad I found SW...u guys are awesome lol....

oh and on my first day, I found this guy trying to trick me into flashing him for "supposedly" sending gold lmao....
So Beware, I almost flashed when I saw.....such and such sent $10.00 of GOLD....until I checked my earnings to verify this jerk actually sent it, which he didn't....lucky for me, other members in free chat got on his case.....cheapass lol

MommieLongLegs
11-16-2011, 12:25 AM
Sayings I Hate:

bb (why abbreviate a 4-letter word?)
handbra bb
show me your pussy n ill go private
show me X and ill tip you 20 gold
ive got 50 to spend bb
entice me to take u to private
what u workin wit?
r u wet bb?
where u from bb?
what's ur name?
do u do daddy daughter role play?
have u ever flirted with ur brothers friends?
if i were your brother/cousin, id peak in your room all the time..(really?)
r u and ur man gonna fuck for me?
doggy bb

And the list goes on and on...

MommieLongLegs
11-16-2011, 12:38 AM
O I forgot the guy who chatted me up in Guest, and when he finally took me to prive, left after like 2 min, and back in Guest chat said, "had a great time, but not wet enough"

Um I'm sorry I can't have drippin wet panties on command! LOL

prettygreeneyes
11-16-2011, 12:46 AM
this was a show i had today on sm...
i edited out the parts where other people were talking and i was talking so thats why it looks weird...
but it was like wtf how much stupid annoying shit can one person say in one show! i was laughing so hard inside thinking about this thread
http://i1123.photobucket.com/albums/l553/amazing89xxx/Screenshot2011-11-14at22709AM.png
Wow, what a winner. It's like he was reading this thread and taking notes on how to be extra annoying.

anouk.oui
11-16-2011, 05:21 AM
whats with all the incest fantasies that keep popping up here every now and then?? these guys are seriously creepy. at least they dont have the balls to tell me that shit in person at the SC

/rant

anyway