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justanothercamgirl
05-07-2014, 05:19 AM
I don't wanna make fun of anyone, ESPECIALLY a paying customer, and especially a POLITE paying customer, but tonight a custie took me to private for 20 MINUTES, and wanted me to cross/uncross my legs, in panties and a tank and do literally nothing else. And he kept repeating 'I feel myself getting weaker' and 'I can't control myself' over and over again. It was just, kind of odd I guess?

It is less odd then you then you'd think. ;)

In my experience, the 'I am getting weaker/can't control myself' fetish guys are almost always amazingly polite and good paying regulars!

IvyRose
05-07-2014, 05:20 AM
I don't wanna make fun of anyone, ESPECIALLY a paying customer, and especially a POLITE paying customer, but tonight a custie took me to private for 20 MINUTES, and wanted me to cross/uncross my legs, in panties and a tank and do literally nothing else. And he kept repeating 'I feel myself getting weaker' and 'I can't control myself' over and over again. It was just, kind of odd I guess?

Amazing!!! <3

audritwo
05-07-2014, 06:20 AM
"Do a gold show!"
"When are you doing a gold show?"
"Gold show bb"
"Do a $1 gold show!"
"Make the time 10 minutes"
"Awe I missed the gold show"
"Goldshow!"
"Do a [insert specific fetish that maybe 2 other people like] gold show!"
"I'll join the next gold show, when it's about to start, when you make goal."
"What's the highest bid (even though I have no intention of bidding in)?"
"Cancel so I can take you to exclusive. You'll get more money."


>.<

SophiaSylvan
05-07-2014, 09:20 AM
^^ It's talk like that that has been putting me right off gold shows, Audri! That and I've been making my goal less often even when I reduced the goal. Sucks, but I found I can do just as well without them. I only put one on if I'm in free chat too long and getting antsy. Expecting me to take requests in gold shows when they tip the minimum really gets my goat. Oh yes I'll change my entire outfit/focus of the show just for your $5, when I only do it in block sessions otherwise.

luna_fae
05-07-2014, 09:45 AM
Hi everyone! I am a new cam girl on CB. I just wanted to thank everyone on this site because I researched camming for weeks before I actually started and this website has been BY FAR the most helpful. Thanks to all you amazing ladies I have avoided many bad situations and SCAMS -_-. For example yesterday I had a guy who had me pm him because he wanted to by me something from amazon...WELL, turns out he wanted a 15 min password show in exchange for buying me something that was 20 dollars...I remembered someone mentioning on here that people can cancel their orders...so I asked when he would like the show and he said "right after I purchase it"...Wow...I have had the guys who try to pull the "paypal bb" crap but this was creative..and low...it pissed me off but I just told him "I politely decline, thank you" and he just said "ok" yeahhh, if he wasn't trying to scam me I am sure he wouldn't have just been like "ok"...Ugh. Why must dudes try to scam? that is so low...and I find it disgusting...Meh anyways...again, thank you so much ladies for all the knowledge, advice and wisdom...I wouldn't be doing as well as I am without this site!

Procrasturbator
05-07-2014, 03:15 PM
^ On that note...

[3:02:14 PM] Ben Zallen: can I Skype u?
[3:02:45 PM] *** Call from Ben Zallen ***
[3:02:59 PM] Me: I don't take calls without payment.
[3:05:46 PM] Ben Zallen: i paid
[3:06:20 PM] Me: No, you didn't.
[3:08:36 PM] *** Call from Ben Zallen ***
[3:08:48 PM] Ben Zallen: yeah i did
[3:08:55 PM] Me: I can see that you didn't.

http://i.imgur.com/JOQnEB3.gif

TransdimensionalPrincess
05-08-2014, 10:27 AM
what? my nose?

vozdodeserto: ^.^
i love,i to suck orgasm her butt sexy
hello bb
i horny from her nose wonderful^,^

Time to make a nose fetish video
sexy nose bb :P

nikki187
05-08-2014, 10:32 AM
Asshat: I want to go pvt with u but i need to make sure you ass is nice.

Me: Tip 5 gold to find out ;)

Asshat: wrong answer

justanothercamgirl
05-08-2014, 10:35 AM
I hate this too. And when regulars ask what new things I've been up to since my answer is always nothing LOL. I should really start making shit up. When guys ask such open-ended questions like that^^ I tell them that I do interviews in pvt and exclu. Granted it turns most of them off but I feel like guys who ask broad questions like that are trying to get a really long conversation going and I ain't doing that for free.

I love making shit up! My favourite one that I use a lot is the spiel that Dr. Evil does from the Austin Power's movie.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTJj4wbmAhk

Camigirl
05-08-2014, 10:43 AM
Asshat: I want to go pvt with u but i need to make sure you ass is nice.

Me: Tip 5 gold to find out ;)

Asshat: wrong answer

Gosh that is not funny, but when I read it I had to laugh. Wrong answer, hell he did now ask a question... I tell you sometimes I am happy I can laugh at some asshats, they shit they come up with.

I had a guy the other day when I was testing the external cam on the mac book.

Him: I can't see you.
Me: I know, I am testing it out.
Him: I can't see you.
Me: I said I know you can't see me It's not working yet.
Him: Oh I thought you are broadcasting.
Me: No, I am trying to get the damn thing working.
Him: I will let you know when I see you then.
Me: Thanks.
Him: You're welcome.
Me: Is it working now, I see myself in a small window?
Him: Can you TYPE I can't hear YOU!
Me: lol, fuck off
Him: Bitch

ME: BAN!

WTF? Really? OMG! LOL, I got a good laugh out of that one for sure.

Kaii
05-08-2014, 10:48 AM
hahahaha when guys ask me where i'm from... one day my room was packed and everybody was asking the same fucking question about where i was from so i started being like:

-i'm from wonderland! i'm from outer space, i'm from the Antarctica!...

*a new guy enters the room*

-...I'm from Japan!

newguy: you don't look japanese...

-*facepalm*

nikki187
05-08-2014, 10:50 AM
Gosh that is not funny, but when I read it I had to laugh. Wrong answer, hell he did now ask a question... I tell you sometimes I am happy I can laugh at some asshats, they shit they come up with.

I had a guy the other day when I was testing the external cam on the mac book.

Him: I can't see you.
Me: I know, I am testing it out.
Him: I can't see you.
Me: I said I know you can't see me It's not working yet.
Him: Oh I thought you are broadcasting.
Me: No, I am trying to get the damn thing working.
Him: I will let you know when I see you then.
Me: Thanks.
Him: You're welcome.
Me: Is it working now, I see myself in a small window?
Him: Can you TYPE I can't hear YOU!
Me: lol, fuck off
Him: Bitch

ME: BAN!

WTF? Really? OMG! LOL, I got a good laugh out of that one for sure.

Lmao yeah. Like I already know your not going private dude, you are just giving me free entertainment. Thanks

IsobelWren
05-08-2014, 11:09 AM
In no credit card truly free chat land:

Don't Even Got Any Money: Hei there I am fine
Get aut of some cloths honny
looking god, but I like to see some tits

More proof of day camming v. night camming. There are usually 0 or 1 people in the truly free chat section when I'm on at night. Today at 1 pm EST there were 7.

dahliabelle
05-08-2014, 11:25 AM
1. Him- Are you hairy?? Me- NO it just says I am on my profile and room topic for shits and giggles you fucktard!2. Him- WHY. Me- Why the hell not?3. Him- You don't look hairy... Me- I have a hairy pussy and armpits, I'm not and EWOK! WTF!HAHA!

IsobelWren
05-08-2014, 11:46 AM
julian: Before I buy it are u a girl with a dick or r u a guy that got tits?


http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/bsi.gif

Exsqueese me madam, I would like to know if I can buy six of these. If not, could I have a half dozen?

Come here, Julian, m-boy, I will tell you something...it's the same thing.

"When they say 'chicks with dicks' they mean a person who was born with a penis but who is actually a female at heart...and so is working to make her outsides match her insides. She has boobs now, and probably a penis still. 'A guy that got tits' (by the buy, Julian m-boy, it's 'who' got tits). I'm guessing you mean, a person who was assigned male sex at birth, but who isn't actually male and is working on moving her body as far to the female side of the spectrum as she is able to/feels comfortable going. So the second bit is a rude, stupid way to say the same thing as the first bit.

...I mean, I was willing to give you a pass on 'tranny' since it's in the marketing material, but sheesh. If you like ladies who have penises, you're going to have to educate yourself before interacting with the nice ladies any further."

SoloDesire
05-08-2014, 05:22 PM
This was on SM...and I left the horrible spelling to add to the hilarity.



jbhayler: hay how are youo ?
i good thank you

Me: Glad to hear that!
What are you in the mood for today?

jbhayler: may i ask a personal question ?

Me: You can ask...

jbhayler: how much you make from this site ?

Me: Enough that it's my only job

jbhayler: lol okay but ball park figure ?

Me: How much do you make at your job?

jbhayler: i no longer have a job as i made enough not to have to worry

Me: Oh, so you're rich? Would you like to tip me?

jbhayler: well i was thinking about some thing a little differant ?

Me: I'm listening

jbhayler: what would you ask for for the weekend ?

Me: For what?

jbhayler: everything ?

Me: You need to be specific. Do you mean a weekend with you to have sex?

jbhayler: yer

Me: I think you're confused. I'm a cam model, not an escort. I don't want to have sex with random guys, that's why I do online work.

jbhayler: 2 days if you was up to that much fun ?

Me: I don't want to fuck you. I have a man.

jbhayler: not even for 2k per day?

Me: No...why would I do that?!

jbhayler: money ?
and for a good time ?

Me: But I don't need your money...and I don't want to fuck you.
You assume that I would fuck random guys just because they pay me? That's an insult.

jbhayler: good good thank you for you time i am actualy a founder of this web site checking that the girls are playing by the rules and not meeting with the customers please be awear that we do not accept this behaviour again thank you for your time and have a good day


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SaraLaughs
05-08-2014, 05:45 PM
I had a savior in my room today, I kicked him twice because he was asking 'why are you doing this? I feel so bad for you, you seem like such a nice girl, it's a shame you're *forced* to do this for a living.' I was like hey, this may not be what every girl dreams of growing up but it is MY choice and I do enjoy it. No one's forcing my hand.

Then someone tipped me for titties and a song, and before I could flash, Savior-Man took me to private to talk to me some more. He offered me a place to crash on his couch while he found me a job in his city, told me how bad he felt for me, blah blah blah. I actually had to end the private and ban him- first person banned yet. SO ANNOYING!

Sunnylexie
05-08-2014, 06:26 PM
Pushy copro fan: you like dirty play
Me: how dirty do you want to get?
Pushy copro fan: i like shit queens
Me: *copypaste* Performer shall not portray depictions of sex involving any person under the age of eighteen (18) years of age, rape, incest, bestiality, fisting, necrophilia, any form of minor activity, urination and/or defecation.
^^this is a part of the contract the model signs
pay attention to the defecation part;-)
Pushy copro fan: will you be my shit queen
Me: My, do you even read my messages?
Pushy copro fan: i have seen and played with shit queen here
Me: Ok, and where is she now?
Pushy copro fan: she is chilling out
Me: Uh-huh, enjoying her ban, I guess?
Pushy copro fan: no she does not get banned
Pushy copro fan: well do you u like that play
Me: How come you can't play with her, then?
Pushy copro fan: i like you
Me: I don't do copro. My contract says I’m not to; hers might be different.
Pushy copro fan: there are lots of cute girls that like it here *LOL, in your dreams maybe*
Me: Um, good for you?
Pushy copro fan: do you
Me: Why don't you go there?
Pushy copro fan: wondering if you really like it
Me: Does it matter? I told you I wouldn't do this kind of a show for you, no matter if I like it or not. You say there are people on here who like it and do it. Why don't you just go there and leave me in peace?
Pushy copro fan: yes sorry, you seem you like everything though
my kind of chick
Me: Is there anything else I could do for you?
Pushy copro fan: love to see your ass and body
Me: Great, my ass is 5 Gold to see!
*Pushy copro fan leaves*


watchtoomuchporn: HI BB
LOVE YOUR BODY
Me: hello
thanks)
watchtoomuchporn: YOU HAVE A FUCK MACHINE ?
Me: yes, I use it in block sessions.
watchtoomuchporn: TOO BAD I WANTED TO SEE IT IN YOUR ASSHOLE BB
Me: lol you sound like I said I didn't use it at all)
watchtoomuchporn: YOU WILL IF I COME PVT ?
Me: not really, I don't use it for anal.
watchtoomuchporn: I WANT TO SEE YOU HAVING AN ANAL ORGASM
Me: I'm not a guy and don't have a prostate)) So I don’t think I could have an anal orgasm, especially with a machine
watchtoomuchporn: STUPID ANSWER
GIRLS CAN HAVE ANAL ORGASM
Me: Maybe, but I’ve never had one.
watchtoomuchporn: YES ?
Me: If i do it with the machine, I'm gonna get an injury, not an orgasm lol. Maybe try one of my smaller toys? Btw, I do anal in block sessions.
*Watchtoomuchporn leaves*
Good riddance – from what I got, he expected me to have my first anal orgasm after like 10 minutes of fucking my ass with a toy that is too big and moves too fast


UnsolicitedGuru: hey teacher *I’m wearing an office outfit*)
Me: Hello, how are you tonight?
UnsolicitedGuru: what can u teach me
Me: sex education ;)
UnsolicitedGuru: im a teacher too
Me: Cool, what do you teach?)
UnsolicitedGuru: the art of mental science
UnsolicitedGuru: do u want to learn
UnsolicitedGuru: it might improve your credentials
UnsolicitedGuru: no
Me: Ahem, I thought people come here to buy custom interactive porn, not advertise their services?
UnsolicitedGuru: ok here is your first lesson *Did I say Yes please?*
UnsolicitedGuru: always please your customer
Me: *Roll my eyes*
UnsolicitedGuru: isnt that your service
Me: lol thank you, Captain Obvious
*Someone tips me 5 Gold*
Me: Thank you! What would you like to see?
The custie: ass please
*I turn around and show ass*
UnsolicitedGuru: i like ass
UnsolicitedGuru: but its gotta think
UnsolicitedGuru: what is your ass thinking about
Me: My ass thinks you’ve been here for too long *BAN*

Idiot: i thought yopui were a guy
Idiot: do you have a voice and are you a female
Me: no/no
*Idiot leaves*

If you can’t tell the difference, there’s no business for you at a pornsite.


Asshat: I am erect nine inches
Me: wow TMI!
Asshat: Stand up
Me: Why should I?
Asshat: Because I say so
Me: ok lol
normally I charge 1 gold for it, but since you’re acting like a prick, it’ll be 5 for you
*Asshat leaves*


ParallelUniverse: what do you do with boots?
Me: What does one do with boots?
ParallelUniverse: insert them places

And I’ve been putting them on my feet – stupid me, tee-hee!


FreePussies: do you have a bushy hairy pussy?
Me: it's hairy, but not bushy
FreePussies: its trimmed? or just all NATURAL?
FreePussies: slightly trimmed - length, not shape
FreePussies: why arent you showing it?

Have I missed a memorandum that all hairy pussy should be exposed?


In PVT:
Me: What shall I do to make you happy?
SurpriseTaboo: you know what i wanna see :-)
Me*in a sweet flirty voice*Mmm, and what is that?;)
SurpriseTaboo: i want to see you take a shit

My, wasn't it obvious!


Me: Hello! What are you in the mood for tonight?
UltimateEntitlement: TONIGHT?! It’s morning here in Scotland!
Me: Oh - good morning, then!
UltimateEntitlement: EXCUSE ME, good morning! *leaves*

Too bad I wasn’t on Cams.com – the door slam alert would suit here perfectly.

SweetLilyRaven
05-08-2014, 07:03 PM
I got one! I got one!!

thakrarcece:‎ hey u there???
Me:‎ I am
thakrarcece:‎ heya there, have we chatted b4, maybe on a social site or sumthing?
Me:‎ Nope. The only way you could have gotten this ID was through Cam Models Directory.
thakrarcece:‎ ohhh cool, i thought that might be u .. watcha up 2 qt?
Me:‎ Not too much. Enjoying a drink and hoping for someone to have some fun with
thakrarcece:‎ nice, my roommate and i are laying on my bed, do u mind if she reads this babe?? she's really pretty too
Me:‎ that's fine
Me:‎ Were you looking for a show tonight?
thakrarcece:‎ hehe awesome.. well, im actually getting turned on right now  .. are you babe?
thakrarcece:‎ thank you baby! ok stop ur turning me on!!!
Me:‎ I'll be available for the next 30 minutes if you'd like to purchase a show. I'm sure I could find ways to turn you both on.
thakrarcece:‎ bot? like a robot? lol
Me:‎ not quite 
thakrarcece:‎ my roomy and i want to know... are u an ass man or a breast man??
Me:‎ I'm a woman, actually...
thakrarcece:‎ lol well i have plenty of both  .. wanna see me rub my titties and slap my ass for u baby??
Me:‎ That's fine. Let me know how long of a show you're looking for and we can play as soon as I get confirmation of your payment.
thakrarcece:‎ i bet u do lol... so have u heard of flirty.invitation b4? it's like an adult facebook, im on right now so let me send u an invite, k baby? the invite is free babe, i've been a premium member for a year so i can invite you free  click the "Accept Invite" button on the left so you can register that your 18 and then we can see eachother on the cams there on the right
Me:‎ Sorry, I don't turn on my cam for free.
thakrarcece:‎ yes babe the credit card is for age verification, for me to be a premium member and give you free access they have to know your over 18 just click the "Accept Invite" button on the left of the screen to register
Me:‎ I don't think you're quite getting it. I'm a cam model. I don't turn on my cam and do a show for free. I am not going to watch you without a payment. I'm not clicking anything, nor am I putting a credit card info anywhere.
thakrarcece:‎ yes babe the credit card is for age verification, for me to be a premium member and give you free access they have to know your over 18 just click the "Accept Invite" button on the left of the screen to register
Me:‎ This has been a fun conversation. Have a lovely night.

TheBrownFox
05-08-2014, 09:59 PM
Remember when I posted about guys giving those back-to-back compliments that sound phony, and like they just wanna hear you say 'thank you' a bunch of times? Some guy just did it tonight. Lol.

"Nice tattoo."
Thanks.
"Nice smile."
OMG, here we go with this shit. It even sounds phony.

justanothercamgirl
05-08-2014, 11:45 PM
This was on SM...and I left the horrible spelling to add to the hilarity.



jbhayler: hay how are youo ?
i good thank you

Me: Glad to hear that!
What are you in the mood for today?

jbhayler: may i ask a personal question ?

Me: You can ask...

jbhayler: how much you make from this site ?

Me: Enough that it's my only job

jbhayler: lol okay but ball park figure ?

Me: How much do you make at your job?

jbhayler: i no longer have a job as i made enough not to have to worry

Me: Oh, so you're rich? Would you like to tip me?

jbhayler: well i was thinking about some thing a little differant ?

Me: I'm listening

jbhayler: what would you ask for for the weekend ?

Me: For what?

jbhayler: everything ?

Me: You need to be specific. Do you mean a weekend with you to have sex?

jbhayler: yer

Me: I think you're confused. I'm a cam model, not an escort. I don't want to have sex with random guys, that's why I do online work.

jbhayler: 2 days if you was up to that much fun ?

Me: I don't want to fuck you. I have a man.

jbhayler: not even for 2k per day?

Me: No...why would I do that?!

jbhayler: money ?
and for a good time ?

Me: But I don't need your money...and I don't want to fuck you.
You assume that I would fuck random guys just because they pay me? That's an insult.

jbhayler: good good thank you for you time i am actualy a founder of this web site checking that the girls are playing by the rules and not meeting with the customers please be awear that we do not accept this behaviour again thank you for your time and have a good day




If the founder of the website did spell that badly, it might explain a few things about the choices the site has been making lately.

HA! I kid, I kid.

(Kind of. ;) )

Lola12
05-09-2014, 12:23 AM
^ On that note...

[3:02:14 PM] Ben Zallen: can I Skype u?
[3:02:45 PM] *** Call from Ben Zallen ***
[3:02:59 PM] Me: I don't take calls without payment.
[3:05:46 PM] Ben Zallen: i paid
[3:06:20 PM] Me: No, you didn't.
[3:08:36 PM] *** Call from Ben Zallen ***
[3:08:48 PM] Ben Zallen: yeah i did
[3:08:55 PM] Me: I can see that you didn't.

http://i.imgur.com/JOQnEB3.gif

Lol. Something I hate about skype is when guys bought a show from you 100 years ago, and then start bothering you as soon you log in.
Most annoying part is when they seriously think they're getting a free show just because they have me on skype and think we are friends and should play "for fun". I also don't like when they
call me there just to talk cam2cam. I also freak when they don't have my skype and want it just "to be friends" (yeah right). Uhm no. I ONLY use skype for shows!

Lola12
05-09-2014, 12:40 AM
Pushy copro fan: you like dirty play
Me: how dirty do you want to get?
Pushy copro fan: i like shit queens
Me: *copypaste* Performer shall not portray depictions of sex involving any person under the age of eighteen (18) years of age, rape, incest, bestiality, fisting, necrophilia, any form of minor activity, urination and/or defecation.
^^this is a part of the contract the model signs
pay attention to the defecation part;-)
Pushy copro fan: will you be my shit queen
Me: My, do you even read my messages?
Pushy copro fan: i have seen and played with shit queen here
Me: Ok, and where is she now?
Pushy copro fan: she is chilling out
Me: Uh-huh, enjoying her ban, I guess?
Pushy copro fan: no she does not get banned
Pushy copro fan: well do you u like that play
Me: How come you can't play with her, then?
Pushy copro fan: i like you
Me: I don't do copro. My contract says I’m not to; hers might be different.
Pushy copro fan: there are lots of cute girls that like it here *LOL, in your dreams maybe*
Me: Um, good for you?
Pushy copro fan: do you
Me: Why don't you go there?
Pushy copro fan: wondering if you really like it
Me: Does it matter? I told you I wouldn't do this kind of a show for you, no matter if I like it or not. You say there are people on here who like it and do it. Why don't you just go there and leave me in peace?
Pushy copro fan: yes sorry, you seem you like everything though
my kind of chick
Me: Is there anything else I could do for you?
Pushy copro fan: love to see your ass and body
Me: Great, my ass is 5 Gold to see!
*Pushy copro fan leaves*


watchtoomuchporn: HI BB
LOVE YOUR BODY
Me: hello
thanks)
watchtoomuchporn: YOU HAVE A FUCK MACHINE ?
Me: yes, I use it in block sessions.
watchtoomuchporn: TOO BAD I WANTED TO SEE IT IN YOUR ASSHOLE BB
Me: lol you sound like I said I didn't use it at all)
watchtoomuchporn: YOU WILL IF I COME PVT ?
Me: not really, I don't use it for anal.
watchtoomuchporn: I WANT TO SEE YOU HAVING AN ANAL ORGASM
Me: I'm not a guy and don't have a prostate)) So I don’t think I could have an anal orgasm, especially with a machine
watchtoomuchporn: STUPID ANSWER
GIRLS CAN HAVE ANAL ORGASM
Me: Maybe, but I’ve never had one.
watchtoomuchporn: YES ?
Me: If i do it with the machine, I'm gonna get an injury, not an orgasm lol. Maybe try one of my smaller toys? Btw, I do anal in block sessions.
*Watchtoomuchporn leaves*
Good riddance – from what I got, he expected me to have my first anal orgasm after like 10 minutes of fucking my ass with a toy that is too big and moves too fast


UnsolicitedGuru: hey teacher *I’m wearing an office outfit*)
Me: Hello, how are you tonight?
UnsolicitedGuru: what can u teach me
Me: sex education ;)
UnsolicitedGuru: im a teacher too
Me: Cool, what do you teach?)
UnsolicitedGuru: the art of mental science
UnsolicitedGuru: do u want to learn
UnsolicitedGuru: it might improve your credentials
UnsolicitedGuru: no
Me: Ahem, I thought people come here to buy custom interactive porn, not advertise their services?
UnsolicitedGuru: ok here is your first lesson *Did I say Yes please?*
UnsolicitedGuru: always please your customer
Me: *Roll my eyes*
UnsolicitedGuru: isnt that your service
Me: lol thank you, Captain Obvious
*Someone tips me 5 Gold*
Me: Thank you! What would you like to see?
The custie: ass please
*I turn around and show ass*
UnsolicitedGuru: i like ass
UnsolicitedGuru: but its gotta think
UnsolicitedGuru: what is your ass thinking about
Me: My ass thinks you’ve been here for too long *BAN*

Idiot: i thought yopui were a guy
Idiot: do you have a voice and are you a female
Me: no/no
*Idiot leaves*

If you can’t tell the difference, there’s no business for you at a pornsite.


Asshat: I am erect nine inches
Me: wow TMI!
Asshat: Stand up
Me: Why should I?
Asshat: Because I say so
Me: ok lol
normally I charge 1 gold for it, but since you’re acting like a prick, it’ll be 5 for you
*Asshat leaves*


ParallelUniverse: what do you do with boots?
Me: What does one do with boots?
ParallelUniverse: insert them places

And I’ve been putting them on my feet – stupid me, tee-hee!


FreePussies: do you have a bushy hairy pussy?
Me: it's hairy, but not bushy
FreePussies: its trimmed? or just all NATURAL?
FreePussies: slightly trimmed - length, not shape
FreePussies: why arent you showing it?

Have I missed a memorandum that all hairy pussy should be exposed?


In PVT:
Me: What shall I do to make you happy?
SurpriseTaboo: you know what i wanna see :-)
Me*in a sweet flirty voice*Mmm, and what is that?;)
SurpriseTaboo: i want to see you take a shit

My, wasn't it obvious!


Me: Hello! What are you in the mood for tonight?
UltimateEntitlement: TONIGHT?! It’s morning here in Scotland!
Me: Oh - good morning, then!
UltimateEntitlement: EXCUSE ME, good morning! *leaves*

Too bad I wasn’t on Cams.com – the door slam alert would suit here perfectly.

Well girls can actually have anal orgasms since there is so much nerves in the wall between the anal and the vagina, and the g-spot can be stimulated that way.
Although it's not common at all, so they shouldn't even bother to ask :P

Lola12
05-09-2014, 02:04 AM
I hate this too. And when regulars ask what new things I've been up to since my answer is always nothing LOL. I should really start making shit up. When guys ask such open-ended questions like that^^ I tell them that I do interviews in pvt and exclu. Granted it turns most of them off but I feel like guys who ask broad questions like that are trying to get a really long conversation going and I ain't doing that for free.

Haha yeah, I also get this "what's new?". And well, nothing is ever new lol. I should also make things up!

SummerB
05-09-2014, 02:51 AM
Sunnylexie you had me in stitches, those are fab.

I've only been on sm for four days now so haven't had much stupid shit other than this guy the other day pretended/tried to con me into thinking he had tipped me and wanted a flash. He literally just wrote what shows when a tip comes through! I was like...WTF?!? Seriously?! :D

IsobelWren
05-09-2014, 08:56 AM
hahahaha when guys ask me where i'm from... one day my room was packed and everybody was asking the same fucking question about where i was from so i started being like:

-i'm from wonderland! i'm from outer space, i'm from the Antarctica!...

*a new guy enters the room*

-...I'm from Japan!

newguy: you don't look japanese...

-*facepalm*

LOL, awesome. ...I, you know, I was trying to think of a sarcastic/biting remark I'd say to that guy about ethnography/geography but...I mean honestly my mind is failing. I just can't.

I love saying random places.
https://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?146917-STUPID-annoying-shit-I-ve-heard-on-cam&p=2470406&viewfull=1#post2470406

IsobelWren
05-09-2014, 09:19 AM
I got one! I got one!!

thakrarcece:‎ hey u there???
Me:‎ I am
thakrarcece:‎ heya there, have we chatted b4, maybe on a social site or sumthing?
Me:‎ Nope. The only way you could have gotten this ID was through Cam Models Directory.
thakrarcece:‎ ohhh cool, i thought that might be u .. watcha up 2 qt?
Me:‎ Not too much. Enjoying a drink and hoping for someone to have some fun with
thakrarcece:‎ nice, my roommate and i are laying on my bed, do u mind if she reads this babe?? she's really pretty too
Me:‎ that's fine
Me:‎ Were you looking for a show tonight?
thakrarcece:‎ hehe awesome.. well, im actually getting turned on right now  .. are you babe?
thakrarcece:‎ thank you baby! ok stop ur turning me on!!!
Me:‎ I'll be available for the next 30 minutes if you'd like to purchase a show. I'm sure I could find ways to turn you both on.
thakrarcece:‎ bot? like a robot? lol
Me:‎ not quite 
thakrarcece:‎ my roomy and i want to know... are u an ass man or a breast man??
Me:‎ I'm a woman, actually...
thakrarcece:‎ lol well i have plenty of both  .. wanna see me rub my titties and slap my ass for u baby??
Me:‎ That's fine. Let me know how long of a show you're looking for and we can play as soon as I get confirmation of your payment.
thakrarcece:‎ i bet u do lol... so have u heard of flirty.invitation b4? it's like an adult facebook, im on right now so let me send u an invite, k baby? the invite is free babe, i've been a premium member for a year so i can invite you free  click the "Accept Invite" button on the left so you can register that your 18 and then we can see eachother on the cams there on the right
Me:‎ Sorry, I don't turn on my cam for free.
thakrarcece:‎ yes babe the credit card is for age verification, for me to be a premium member and give you free access they have to know your over 18 just click the "Accept Invite" button on the left of the screen to register
Me:‎ I don't think you're quite getting it. I'm a cam model. I don't turn on my cam and do a show for free. I am not going to watch you without a payment. I'm not clicking anything, nor am I putting a credit card info anywhere.
thakrarcece:‎ yes babe the credit card is for age verification, for me to be a premium member and give you free access they have to know your over 18 just click the "Accept Invite" button on the left of the screen to register
Me:‎ This has been a fun conversation. Have a lovely night.

LOL, that's amazing! Cam girl v. cam bot. It's like those videos where they put a dog with a toy robot dog


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpvvV13igX4

justanothercamgirl
05-09-2014, 12:20 PM
Oh Cam4.....your freeloaders are so the worst. They actually logic themselves that freeloading is okay

freeloadingregular: I love you but I have to get my life in order before I can spend money on tokens
JAC: Tokens = Love
JAC: So you don't love me. Tee hee
freeloadingregular: it's more an indication of need than love I need shelter more then i need to see you naked
no offence
JAC: No offense taken
JAC: I hope you aren't offended.
freeloadingregular:Why?
*ban*

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What can I say? I need shelter more then I needed his freeloading. ;)

lemonberry
05-09-2014, 12:26 PM
DeezHoezAintLoyal has logged on


DeezHoezAintLoyal has been blocked.


I just cant today.

Kaii
05-09-2014, 01:04 PM
LOL, awesome. ...I, you know, I was trying to think of a sarcastic/biting remark I'd say to that guy about ethnography/geography but...I mean honestly my mind is failing. I just can't.

I love saying random places.
https://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?146917-STUPID-annoying-shit-I-ve-heard-on-cam&p=2470406&viewfull=1#post2470406

Haha, thanks, it's funny bc nobody knows what GI stands for (hello, google??) I told the "guy" (I think he left but I didnt care, I was having fun that day) he was right, I wasn't japanese, I was chinese and then start speaking chinese lol sometimes I do that with the languages I know (a bit), sometimes I even make up things and... Well, long story short: people are stupid.

Kaii
05-09-2014, 01:11 PM
Isobel, I think that was one of the first things I remember when I was lurking around in this forum before being a member (your older post from last year I mean)... So maybe you were kind of an inspiration to me! I'm making up stories sometimes when the guy is from south america hahaha but then they post it in my comments on SM lol. Sometimes it goes like this:

dude: whre u from?
me: *saying the truth bc i'm bored* and you? (i'm from europe btw)
dude: i'm from X
me: NO SHIT! I was born next to that town! You know that? I even have friends there! (fuck, I'm a natural born liar...) but then my parents...
dude: wooow we have so much in common
*takes me to private*

that happened to me not 1 or 2 times but SEVERAL... they're not even trying to make me fail on my vicous lying, lol

aqua
05-09-2014, 01:39 PM
While I'm in pvt with 4 other custies...
"ignore everyone else and do what i say"

...so I totally ignored that guy for the next 5 minutes whilst paying very close attention to everyone else, and was OVERJOYED to see he left me a 1-star rating. Not even being sarcastic, I laughed my ass off. As if it would've made any impact whatsoever with the other 14 5-star ratings I've gotten that day. Thanks for the money, Mr. rude asshole! If you want my exclusive attention, try taking me EXCLUSIVE, like a polite person with a brain! :)

Kaii
05-09-2014, 02:35 PM
^^^I have found that lying and saying that I live where they do gets pvts sometimes too lol. On my one site if you hover your cursor over their name if they've entered their details their location shows up so sometimes I will quickly google that place to get details then act like I'm from there. }:D

happy to know i'm not the only one. Really, I'm just taking the camming thing as if I were a real actress, and I rustle up all the time haha. Who cares where I live? You wanna dream I'm REALLY your girl next door? Ok, pay me and I'll kept you on the dreaming :D

deadboys
05-09-2014, 05:21 PM
I'm new to this, but I had a few douches come into my room today.

Douche1: show titties unless you're scared bb
Me: I'm so scared I'm literally shaking in my panties!
Douche1 leaves

(Note: I decided to wear socks during free chat bc I don't feel like showing my feet for free lol)
Douche2: do you have pretty feet?
Me: I think so, yes.
Douche2: I have been sniffing my sister's feet all day and now I am so horny I came here so I can jerk off to someone's feet. Is that weird??
Douche2 has been blocked.

Douche3: hi bb
Me: Hey there sweetheart!
Douche3: you have been tipped 5 gold!
Douche3: show ass bb?
Me: I would totally show you my ass, had that tip been real. Thank you for trying to trick me!
Douche3 has been blocked.

What a dick, trying to trick me into believing I got tipped. Do girls really fall for that?

Kaii
05-09-2014, 05:29 PM
-Is that weird?
-Douche has been blocked.

Haha, guess that answer his question.

I used to get false tipping all the time (specially when I worked in a studio a thousand million years ago) and obviously in our dearest cam site Cam4 (AKA trolliland) not anymore, though. I kinda miss them! For my blocking collection, of course.

deadboys
05-09-2014, 05:34 PM
-Is that weird?
-Douche has been blocked.

Haha, guess that answer his question.

I used to get false tipping all the time (specially when I worked in a studio a thousand million years ago) and of course in our dearest cam site Cam4 (AKA trolliland) not anymore, though. I kinda of miss them! For my blocking collection, of course.

Haha yes! I was excited to finally get to use this 'ban hammer' I hear you ladies talk about so often lol.
That dingus was the second guy to try to trick me into believing I got tipped. The first guy I laughed at and he stayed quietly in the room for another 5 minutes before he finally decided to leave. I wish I had blocked him though, I don't want that type of asshat in my room.

TattooedBBW
05-09-2014, 06:20 PM
[9:14:18 PM] *** Call from وسام اقجام ***
[9:14:28 PM] Lacey Alana: You need to pay before I answer the video call hun
[9:14:45 PM] Lacey Alana: here is the link where you can make the credit card payment.
[9:15:35 PM] Lacey Alana: Let me know what kind of show youre looking for and when you have paid please.
[9:16:34 PM] Lacey Alana: Did u want to do the show now?
[9:17:10 PM] وسام اقجام: I want to have sex with you
[9:17:47 PM] Lacey Alana: I am a cam girl. I do paid cam shows. If you arent interested in paying to see me on webcam I will be removing you from my Skype list. Please re-read my Twitter posting.I am not an escort
[9:19:24 PM] وسام اقجام: I am now does not have money
[9:19:30 PM] Lacey Alana: Ok I will be removing you from Skype. Have a nice day. If you wish to pay for a cam show then you know where to find me!


*sigh* one of those nights

EDITED TO ADD: I figured Id fuck with him instead of straight up blocking him. So he called me two more times, on the last time I called my boyfriend into the room and my boyfriend swung his dick around on cam until the guy made a disgusted face and hung up LMAO. My boyfriend has a hernia, hes waiting on an operation, so right now it looks like he has a giant ballsack so its kinda fucked up to see. LOL i need to take a break i cant stop laughing

caramelcraze
05-09-2014, 08:31 PM
I'm sure this has been posted a million times already, but hot damn, I HATE when people ask me why I cam. Normally it's "You're way too smart and pretty for camming. Why don't you marry someone with money and just be a housewife?" which annoys me but I'm use to it. Today it was one of my regs who is extremely well educated and decided a private show was the perfect time to tell me about what I could be doing instead of camming. At $12 a minute I'll put up with a lot, but he almost had me in tears. If I wanted another useless diploma to have over my mantle, I would get one. As it stands now, I'm almost out of debt from the last one and it has been completely useless. I'd love to tell this person to piss off, but seeing as a couple grand of my income a month comes from him, I really can't. Ugh, I just want a bubbly bath.

violet_14
05-09-2014, 09:16 PM
Customer: "show tits bb"
Me: "you can see whatever you want outside of the free chat room"
Customer: "I cant pay for that"
Me: "Sorry then I cant show you anything"
Customer: "whatever SHE MALE! I bet you have a dick under there!"

LOL WTF yeah I make money by surprising unsuspecting men for kicks. Sorry your poor and cant obviously get laid!

Kaii
05-09-2014, 10:24 PM
I'm sure this has been posted a million times already, but hot damn, I HATE when people ask me why I cam. Normally it's "You're way too smart and pretty for camming. Why don't you marry someone with money and just be a housewife?" which annoys me but I'm use to it. Today it was one of my regs who is extremely well educated and decided a private show was the perfect time to tell me about what I could be doing instead of camming. At $12 a minute I'll put up with a lot, but he almost had me in tears. If I wanted another useless diploma to have over my mantle, I would get one. As it stands now, I'm almost out of debt from the last one and it has been completely useless. I'd love to tell this person to piss off, but seeing as a couple grand of my income a month comes from him, I really can't. Ugh, I just want a bubbly bath.

This intrigues me... I would say you're too smart to "just be a housewife". Ugh.

Honey, I posted that some days ago: you're doing that EXACTLY because you're smart. I don't really get it. I like to keep my intellect to have inspiring and gripping conversations with people I would find fascinating. I like to keep my intellect to write my own pieces of shit. I won't sell my songs, my paintings, my draws to anyone. I call that intimacy, yet they insist to call intimacy buttering your boobs with oil? And getting paid shitloads of money for something THAT stupid is not being smart? fuck that!

caramelcraze
05-09-2014, 11:50 PM
I've been a housewife and it drove me crazy. I hate cleaning and if I don't find something to do with my time, I literally just sit and gain weight... so that's kind of out. I know plenty of intelligent women who are housewives but most either have something they do, children to raise or have no need for large quantities of mental stimulation.

Plus, shoving something in my vag is substantially more stimulating than making a house spotless. It also doesn't ruin my nails, so that's a plus.

Vlodina
05-10-2014, 01:14 AM
Anyone who comes into your chatroom who has never spent a penny on you and says "I just wanted to pop in to say hi". My blood boils!

nikki187
05-10-2014, 01:45 AM
Doesn'tGetIt: 1987 is an awsome year
ur so sexy
Me: Thanks
Doesn'tGetIt: im greatwhat do u want tonight
Me: I am up for some sexy fun ;)
Doesn'tGetIt: u should take dat shirt off letss see some beautiful tits
Me: Tip 5 gold to see tits
Doesn'tGetIt: Did send 5 gold
Me: Shows tits
Doesn'tGetIt: hell yeah shake em
Me: you need to go pvt for anything further. Thanks
Doesn'tGetIt: how much
Me: tells how much my rates are
Doesn'tGetIt: turn around
Me: *copy/paste* 5 gold for requests
join me in pvt for some fun! ;-)
Doesn'tGetIt: i like
Doesn'tGetIt: Sent 5 more gold
Doesn'tGetIt: oooo babbe how much to go alll at it
Me: says my rates once again
Doesn'tGetIt:get me goin then i willl
Me: Nope. You have to go pvt for more
Doesn'tGetIt: i jus gave u 10
Me: yeah and I provided you with services
Doesn'tGetIt: come on now
Me *copy/paste* 5 gold for requests
join me in pvt for some fun! ;-)
Doesn'tGetIt: naaa not yet lets see some dancin or somethin
Me: Nope. Come back when you are ready to play
Kick

Sunnylexie
05-10-2014, 04:55 AM
Remember when I posted about guys giving those back-to-back compliments that sound phony, and like they just wanna hear you say 'thank you' a bunch of times? Some guy just did it tonight. Lol.

"Nice tattoo."
Thanks.
"Nice smile."
OMG, here we go with this shit. It even sounds phony.

Perhaps they are trying to find the critical mass at which compliments become a means of payment.


Well girls can actually have anal orgasms since there is so much nerves in the wall between the anal and the vagina, and the g-spot can be stimulated that way.
Although it's not common at all, so they shouldn't even bother to ask :P

I would probably even try it - on MY terms, with a toy of my choice and with enough time. But attempting to reach an orgasm in a new and potentially unsafe way, with a toy too big for me and with an impatient and potentially ignorant custie at the controls, when the show can end any moment so that I'll have to panically wriggle out from under the machine to click the pause - NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE.

AliceBBW
05-10-2014, 05:07 AM
"oh come on bby, if you shw ur tits and pussy I'll jack all over my screen"


tip me then "bb"

~Carmen~
05-10-2014, 05:12 AM
Anyone who comes into your chatroom who has never spent a penny on you and says "I just wanted to pop in to say hi". My blood boils!

I had one of those yesterday. He didn't have time to join my gold show, yet he had time to send me pics.

justanothercamgirl
05-10-2014, 07:05 AM
Meanwhile in the voyeur GOLD SHOW

iknowbetter: Nobody wants non nude or maybe nude... C'mon now

----
Funny, I have a bank account full of money that says other wise.

I *can* tell you what nobody ever really wants on this spinning blue ball of dirt......the opinion of a blowhard douchebag that doesn't know his head from his ass.

Sunnylexie
05-10-2014, 08:24 AM
I've been a housewife and it drove me crazy. I hate cleaning and if I don't find something to do with my time, I literally just sit and gain weight... so that's kind of out. I know plenty of intelligent women who are housewives but most either have something they do, children to raise or have no need for large quantities of mental stimulation.

Plus, shoving something in my vag is substantially more stimulating than making a house spotless. It also doesn't ruin my nails, so that's a plus.


I can't get how marrying the money is "smart". It's like getting a 24/7 job of living and sleeping with (and housekeeping for) a person you are probably uncomfortable with. Anyway - that's just my opinion (my mental health is my top priority at the moment).

apryll11
05-10-2014, 10:19 AM
This is not really something they say but an action or in action idk, they come in to your room and just stareeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeee.
You say hello, you type, you wave till your arms falls off, you check your sound, your cam ( or you second guess but if you can see yourself looking back they can see you to)
Or they will sit in your room and stare until you say hi to them then leave, so we scar them in person and online as well.


and this is my personal fav
When a guy comes in and says " nice bed"
Ive never had a guy compliment my decor and take me private after, unless you work for home and good housing why is that even on your mind? what did you come here for? tips on picking dust ruffles?

IsobelWren
05-10-2014, 03:57 PM
Got a message on my FetLife mail (so, not exactly on cam, per se): "I get the impression that you're looking for a dom..."

Really? What part of my profile gave you that impression? The part where I say, "Not seeking new play partners right now." or the part where I say that I'm already in an active D/s relationship?