View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
Smurfette
05-15-2014, 12:14 PM
Just a snippet of what I've had to endure in free chat today.
S*****: can you suck your titty
j*****: I have the money but I'm stingy
p*****: ID RATHER SUCK IT
S*****: dance sexy on the bed babe
j*****d: I like talking
Getting to know someone is way better for me
p*****: I LOST OVER 7000 LAST YR CARD NUMBERS STOLEN NO MORE CARDS SORRY
p***** has been blocked.
S*****: Imma enter in your private live show but how
j*****: Bye
j***** has been blocked.
Procrasturbator
05-15-2014, 04:00 PM
Me: Hey! :)
utterdumbass: hello, dirty little slut. ;)
Me: Yeah, not into that.
utterdumbass: what?
Me: Dirty talk during a show is one thing... During the "getting to know you" part it's presumptuous and just plain rude.
utterdumbass: well you seem a bit prudish
what are your limits?
Me: Well, I don't play with assholes, for one thing.
Blocked.
Fuck that bullshit, I already made one of my limits clear. I have a few regs that I don't mind calling me slut/whore/etc in the heat of the moment but as a greeting, when you haven't paid for shit? And when I call you out on it you call me a prude? Lol nope, not happening. NEXT.
Snowy0Star
05-15-2014, 04:38 PM
Me: Hey! :)
utterdumbass: hello, dirty little slut. ;)
Me: Yeah, not into that.
utterdumbass: what?
Me: Dirty talk during a show is one thing... During the "getting to know you" part it's presumptuous and just plain rude.
utterdumbass: well you seem a bit prudish
what are your limits?
Me: Well, I don't play with assholes, for one thing.
Blocked.
Fuck that bullshit, I already made one of my limits clear. I have a few regs that I don't mind calling me slut/whore/etc in the heat of the moment but as a greeting, when you haven't paid for shit? And when I call you out on it you call me a prude? Lol nope, not happening. NEXT.
I dont know but i get this on CB and MFC a lot they've never tipped never talked to me before then they greet me with something along lines something MY something and i'm like "i don't belong to ANYONE and why would you think that I would EVER belong to you when you've NEVER tipped or talked to me before?" its one of the quickest ways to get my bitch switch flicked
Just when I thought I'd experienced the outer reaches of idiocy, something new happened to me this week. At separate times, 3 guys came into my room only to start talking about how much they love pubes, redheads, and tiny boobs, meanwhile, I'm a 32DD brunette who is totally shaved.
Guys, I can't and won't magically transform into a redhead with A-cups and a huge bush, no matter how long you keep talking about it, so how about you stop wasting our time and FIND ANOTHER GIRL?
Lola12
05-16-2014, 12:36 AM
Dude: morning ***
Me: good morning!
Dude: you look a little sad or bored?
Me: sad? lol. well, i'm not on a carnival! :)
>:(:(:banghead::censored::bullwhip:
I haaaate this questions! I looked neutrall and smiled now and then.
What the hell?
IsobelWren
05-16-2014, 06:07 PM
I'd gotten on cam for a special appointment at the request of a reg. Had other things to do, so I wasn't planning on staying on after that. Checked my messages before I got off and saw that I'd gotten a message from someone I could *loosely* term a reg, asking how long I'd be on that night. I wrote him back, telling him that I hadn't planned on being on this evening, but that if he was ready now, I would see him now.
I went back into free chat for 10 minutes. Didn't see him. Got a show. No message from him when I got out of that show 15 minutes later. Wrote him a message saying, "Ok, I guess you're not ready. See you another time." Logging back in tonight I have a testy message from him saying that when he hadn't been able to catch me that first time, he'd gone to talk on the phone with his "88 year old grandmother" and telling me that I was "losing out" for having not stuck around for him.
Dear Custy,
If I believed you, which I don't (because who stops jerking off to go call his yaya for 30 minutes?!), I'm not really that concerned that I lost out on your > 3 min show. It's a kindness to you that I even take such routinely short shows from you. Trust me, I've thought about blocking you several times. I always stopped short, figuring that a few bucks was better than nothing if you continued to be low maintenance about it. You're rapidly becoming maintenance. In the words of the immortal Ice Cube, you better check yourself before you wreck yourself.
Your Friendly Neighborhood Cam Girl
TheBrownFox
05-16-2014, 06:18 PM
Dude: morning ***
Me: good morning!
Dude: you look a little sad or bored?
Me: sad? lol. well, i'm not on a carnival! :)
>:(:(:banghead::censored::bullwhip:
I haaaate this questions! I looked neutrall and smiled now and then.
What the hell?
I HATE when guys say that! "Smile bb." Wait...what? Are you talking to me...the girl who often is smiling and greeting people in the chat room??? If I truly kept a smile on my face all night long, I would look like a psycho. Lol. Sometimes when guys say "Smile bb," I tell them "Give me a reason to smile. Talk to me. Tip me."
SoloDesire
05-16-2014, 08:48 PM
Isobel, I love you for that response lol!
And as far as the "you look bored etc" guys. They get instablocked. I hate that shit.
justanothercamgirl
05-17-2014, 02:39 AM
Oh Cam4, your freeloaders are like some sort of annoying poetry........
*JAC dancing with her face out of the frame of her camera*
custie: Are you pretty?
JAC (realizing that this is a lame attempt to get her to show her face without the custie having to tip): Yes, I am pretty.
custie: Good for you
JAC: O.O
------
custie: Toes?
JAC: All non-nude requests are 5 tokens. :)
custie: Show boobs
JAC: My titties come out to play once we have reached our goals :)
custie: Quick nipples!
JAC: O.O
Smurfette
05-17-2014, 02:03 PM
Hello babe
Nice 2 see u againb
again
Gorgues as usaull
SaraLaughs
05-17-2014, 02:24 PM
I have a GS reg that just spends his entire time in my room complimenting me.
"You have amazing eyes!"
"You have the nicest ass!"
"You're so beautiful I just can't take my eyes off of you!"
I feel like telling him to get it out of the way and pay all his compliments at the beginning and then moving on to talking to me like a normal person.
smaddy
05-17-2014, 02:31 PM
I have a guy like that too. It was flattering in the beginning now I'm just want to say "shut up and take me private" he never has. So now I just dont pay attention to his compliments. I did have a foreign guy who I'm pretty sure didnt know much english and he took me exclusive and kept saying compliments and I would say "thank you, you are sweet" and I kept asking "what would you like me to do?" and the whole time he just kept complimenting lol and then he left after 4 minutes of that. I didnt even get undressed... I'm pretty sure he wanted a show but wanted to be nice? lol.
I have a GS reg that just spends his entire time in my room complimenting me.
"You have amazing eyes!"
"You have the nicest ass!"
"You're so beautiful I just can't take my eyes off of you!"
I feel like telling him to get it out of the way and pay all his compliments at the beginning and then moving on to talking to me like a normal person.
smaddy
05-17-2014, 02:39 PM
Oh! That reminds me. I had foreign guy buy a skype show from me. I offer a 10 minute non-nude preview (so they can chat and get to know me before a regular show) and he purchased the show. We had a great chat for 10 minutes then I told him his time was up. He said "you didn't get naked" to which I kindly replied that it was a preview.
So then he bought a 10 minute show at the regular price and we had a good show.
Then a few days later he asks for a show again and he says something along the lines of "Can we do it for $10 this time since I was nice and sent you more last time" to which I had to explain the preview again, and that my regular rate is $3 a minute.
So we do a 5 minute show. I promptly asked him what he wanted me to do. He wanted to see me in stockings and he kept talking to me and I did various poses in my stockings that he wanted. Then I tell him his time was up. He got mad again because we didn't do "anything" lol.
blondhottie
05-17-2014, 05:03 PM
Dude: morning ***
Me: good morning!
Dude: you look a little sad or bored?
Me: sad? lol. well, i'm not on a carnival! :)
>:(:(:banghead::censored::bullwhip:
I haaaate this questions! I looked neutrall and smiled now and then.
What the hell?
You can't win with some guys! I am almost always smiling, and I get "Why are you always smiling?". Some guys are really assholes and are like "You're not making money and there's hardly anyone in your room, why are you smiling?" But if I don't smile, I get "Smile!" Fuck off! LOL :)
justanothercamgirl
05-17-2014, 06:28 PM
I have a GS reg that just spends his entire time in my room complimenting me.
"You have amazing eyes!"
"You have the nicest ass!"
"You're so beautiful I just can't take my eyes off of you!"
I feel like telling him to get it out of the way and pay all his compliments at the beginning and then moving on to talking to me like a normal person.
When I have guys compliment me over-the-top like that, I love to reply this way with a sly smile....
"You have amazing eyes!"
JAC: "Yes, I know."
"You have the nicest ass!"
JAC: "Of course."
"You're so beautiful I just can't take my eyes off of you!"
JAC: "It is so true."
I find that by not saying thank you and just agreeing with their compliment instead --it seems to break them from wanting to say them all the time. LOL!
"i would fuck u but i would never date a camgirl lol"
That's okay, internet guy, I wouldn't want to date you, either. And wouldn't want to fuck you either, despite my cam persona. Or even talk to you or look at you, unless you paid me for the massive privilege of my attention, but I doubt you can afford even a minute of that, since (I assume) you probably work at Wal-Mart for seven bucks an hour.
MissQuirk
05-19-2014, 01:41 AM
http://i.imgur.com/ZJw6bGD.png
too tired for the BS
x_x go away.
Lola12
05-19-2014, 02:18 AM
skurt: what is to poo on swedish?
Me: Uhm... "bajs". Why?
skurt: can u say it?
:O
Kinkybitch
05-19-2014, 04:08 AM
In adultwork today had a guy called kenny355 come into my room to tell me paying 1.60 a minute is dumb for someone like me who is so fat lol. Was funny watching him be ridiculed by the rest of the guys in my room!
Vlodina
05-19-2014, 07:52 AM
AW, in private:
Gerat: Would you b the sort of friend who would fuc me behind my wifes back
Gerat: WELL?
Gerat: Would you b the sort of friend who would fuc me behind my wifes back
Scotty_Hottie: cant you hear me?
Gerat: NO LIP READING IN WORK
Scotty_Hottie: you need to tell me if you can't hun
Scotty_Hottie: how am i meant to know that then lol
jovannacherry
05-19-2014, 04:36 PM
idiot: are you sure your mother/sister wouldn't like to do a show with you
me: positive….that is a definite NO
idiot: you better double check just to make sure
Lola12
05-19-2014, 09:40 PM
Samesies. If a guy tells me to smile or tells me that I look bored or sad or upset or whatever it is an instant block. Sometimes to the ones who say I look bored I say 'Well you must be extremely bored if you're watching it.' As for the guys who ask if I'm sad or upset....I think they ask that because that is actually what they're hoping for, maybe they like drama and so a sad camgirl is more exciting? I've even had times where I was laughing on cam and guys asked if I was crying...they want us to be sad. /:O
I should really block them. Starting today! ;) Actually, last week I was laughing and a guy asked me why I cried, and why I was sooo sad >:(
It didn't even look like I cried, but okay... Jesus why do they think we're so un-human, expecting us to smile and being funny all the time?
They think the room is a freakin' comedy club or carnival all the time? To them, you're either suuuper happy or depressed, lol! ;D
SophieL
05-20-2014, 07:46 AM
Last night
Dude- wanna go pvt ?
Me-sure top nudity only there
Dude-show me something to take you pvt
Me- I am already showing you something (sitting in bra)
Dude- show me boobs.
Me- this is all you get to see out here unless you tip for flash.
Dude- show me nipples
Me- Have to pay to see more including nipples.
Dude- god you're annoying.
He left room
So just because I wouldn't show him boobs for free I became annoying.
Good riddance
anonymous camgirl
05-20-2014, 08:59 AM
Entitled fuck: not showing anything befor noon or what ?
me: Excuse me?? would like to tip me for something or go to pvt?? *smiles*
Entitled fuck: you only get a tip for doing somthing ;-)
KICK!
Normally I would ban for such smugness but i am feeling generous today!
audritwo
05-20-2014, 10:24 AM
Gold show countdown. I have 2 minutes left and $72 left for goal.
"Mistress, tell me what to tip and I'll tip in!"
"Tip in the $72, or $50."
Doesn't do it. But does join in after the Gold Show starts and bids the bare minimum. *Kicked*
Fuck that muffin shop is closed for you, mother fucker.
SaraLaughs
05-20-2014, 04:34 PM
Got my favorite ever question today...
'do u have a menstrual belt?'
I don't even...
anonymous camgirl
05-20-2014, 04:46 PM
Yea you know what that is right?? it's how they wore pads back in the day before self adhesive kind.. I don't think anyone in this fucking century has one of those haha
Got my favorite ever question today...
'do u have a menstrual belt?'
I don't even...
anoncamgirl
05-20-2014, 04:47 PM
Got my favorite ever question today...
'do u have a menstrual belt?'
I don't even...
I used to be a thing. They used to hold pads in place. Girls usually wore pads instead of tampons because they thought tampons took virginity (umm?). It's true though. Here's a picture--
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_iqG65Imthkc/S5IrX7wwSHI/AAAAAAAAAYU/Aq7KwfnEn5o/s320/LB+belt.jpeg
SaraLaughs
05-20-2014, 04:50 PM
Oh, I know what they are, it's just like... who would possibly have one of those lying around? Except maybe old biddies who keep one from 50 years ago in case their granddaughters come by and unexpectedly get their period? Is there a market for that stuff still?
Snowy0Star
05-20-2014, 05:00 PM
Oh, I know what they are, it's just like... who would possibly have one of those lying around? Except maybe old biddies who keep one from 50 years ago in case their granddaughters come by and unexpectedly get their period? Is there a market for that stuff still?
i just looked online to see if you could still buy them - u cant.
SaraLaughs
05-20-2014, 05:03 PM
Haha yeah me too. Apparently they have new-agey cramp relieving belts though. Maybe he meant that? I doubt it so, probably a troll or extremely confused old guy with an unfortunately impossible fetish
BustyVixen
05-20-2014, 05:10 PM
Today someone asked if I would fuck a pony for 5k. Troll or not, lmao
TransdimensionalPrincess
05-20-2014, 06:09 PM
I could see how the menstrual belt would be sexy, like a mix of pad fetish and garter fetish.
audritwo
05-20-2014, 07:15 PM
LITERALLYCATFETISH: Hello, dear. I'm looking for a sexy, erotic woman who hates cats and can tell me nasty stories in private. Are you able to do that?
AudriTwo: Lucky for you I'm deathly allergic so I can share some horror stories in exclusive
LITERALLYCATFETISH: That serious? Wow
So do you have any personal cat hate stories to share in exclusive, dear?
AudriTwo: Yes.
LITERALLYCATFETISH: O, love. Let me check my connection first. Your are pixelating right now
AudriTwo: I'm streaming average of 30 fps. It's good.
LITERALLYCATFETISH: Probably my problem. Let me rebot to see if that solves it. One minute please
*NEVER COMES BACK! SHOCKING!*
audritwo
05-20-2014, 08:03 PM
Are you white or mixed?
I'm a tiny white girl.. It's quite obvious.
SophieL
05-20-2014, 08:33 PM
Jerk1: mmm maybe play with your amazing tits and play with yourself and say my name
that could make it alot better baby
Me: Happy to.. click a button and let's go pvt or excl.
Jerk1:My 19 year old cock is soo hard right now
it would be better if i was there baby
then we could take care of it even better
I'm clean baby
Me: click a button and we can take care of that for you.
Jerk1: but don't you want my hard cock deep in your amazing pussy
Me: by the time you got here you would have lost your erection. Better virtually here.
Jerk1: trust me for you i would be
Kicked Out!!!
Next..
jerk2: know what the 8 stands for?
me: Take me pvt or excl and you can show me
jerk2: youre so expensive:(
Me: You're So cheap!!!
Next..
Jerk3: How big are ur breast
Me: I think my profile says G
SophieL
05-20-2014, 09:09 PM
Oh, I know what they are, it's just like... who would possibly have one of those lying around? Except maybe old biddies who keep one from 50 years ago in case their granddaughters come by and unexpectedly get their period? Is there a market for that stuff still?
Sadly... I remember them but never wore one.lol I think I was first generation adhesive strip.. though they were huge bulky things then. :)
BlissfulMaria
05-20-2014, 09:09 PM
This seriously made me LOL!
DeezHoezAintLoyal has logged on
DeezHoezAintLoyal has been blocked.
I just cant today.
sexymar21
05-20-2014, 10:11 PM
37589
Then my favorites are the 500 messages a week: "will you fuck a dog in pvt or skype?" "have you ever had a dog lick your pussy" "I will pay you $100 on paypal if you suck off that dog."
The I dont do beast on my profile clearly means nothing >.>
Oh and the best one of the day:
Guy: "I really want to see your tits"
Me: "100tkns for a flash love"
Guy: "Ok, I really want to see them so let me go sell off some of my EBT so I can afford tokens"
*never comes back*
pippapippa
05-20-2014, 11:50 PM
weird question, will you call your mom or dad on speaker phone and talk to them while you play with your pussy in exclusive?
I'm used to the incestuous questions, but really? Really?
EDIT, more:
Are you still flashing? I'll take one
Take what? A ban? Yes.
scarlettbelle
05-21-2014, 12:14 AM
I just did a goldshow where I advertised that I'd moan my high tipper's name during the show. My high tipper ended up giving a tip that made the "angels descending from heaven" sound, so I was feeling generous about how many times to use his name.
The show was going great, until one of the guys who tipped the minimum amount started bitching loudly about me using the high tipper's name too much. I just *love* it when someone who is essentially giving me pocket change decides they deserve ANYTHING. I wanted to let him have it right then and there, but I wasn't going to ruin my show for one idiot.
Of course, he stuck around after the show (loudmouths always do!) so I banned his ass so fast he didn't know what hit him. :D
I'm also getting endless escorting requests tonight. I feel like these oddly specific requests come in waves - I can always tell when I'm being pushed on certain fetish sites...looks like I'm on an escort site now! Yayyyy
SophiaSylvan
05-21-2014, 01:16 AM
LITERALLYCATFETISH: Hello, dear. I'm looking for a sexy, erotic woman who hates cats and can tell me nasty stories in private. Are you able to do that?
AudriTwo: Lucky for you I'm deathly allergic so I can share some horror stories in exclusive
LITERALLYCATFETISH: That serious? Wow
So do you have any personal cat hate stories to share in exclusive, dear?
AudriTwo: Yes.
LITERALLYCATFETISH: O, love. Let me check my connection first. Your are pixelating right now
AudriTwo: I'm streaming average of 30 fps. It's good.
LITERALLYCATFETISH: Probably my problem. Let me rebot to see if that solves it. One minute please
*NEVER COMES BACK! SHOCKING!*
Ugh, Audri, I'm sure that's the fucker who came into my chat and says he wants me to kill his cat for him. He was looking for a girl who hates cats. Sick fuck.
Lola12
05-21-2014, 01:17 AM
God, what's with the guys saying "hello", and then just leaves? What's the point in that?
So annoying!
Vlodina
05-21-2014, 01:44 AM
Ugh, Audri, I'm sure that's the fucker who came into my cat and says he wants me to kill his cat for him. He was looking for a girl who hates cats. Sick fuck.
Yes, he got so so banned from my room.
Vlodina
05-21-2014, 01:45 AM
i just looked online to see if you could still buy them - u cant.
You can still buy them in the Uk, I've seen them in Boots pharmacy.
Lola12
05-21-2014, 02:10 AM
A guy just asked me if I could let my cat suck my titties, and then lick my pussy. :banghead:
SophieL
05-21-2014, 03:45 AM
weird question, will you call your mom or dad on speaker phone and talk to them while you play with your pussy in exclusive?
I'm used to the incestuous questions, but really? Really?
.
I had a guy on SM ask me after midnight to call someone and play with myself in Exclusive while he gave me instructions.
No, I have no one to call at that time of night.
CamKaty
05-21-2014, 05:07 AM
A guy just asked me if I could let my cat suck my titties, and then lick my pussy. :banghead:
What is going on with those cat gyys today.
He: can i see cat lick your pussy in exclusive?
me:no
he: in exclusive bb no one see
me:no
he:plus tip????
me:ban
~Carmen~
05-21-2014, 05:25 AM
Sadly... I remember them but never wore one.lol I think I was first generation adhesive strip.. though they were huge bulky things then. :)
The only time I wore one was in the hospital after my son was born. I remember asking my husband to bring me some adhesive pads.
Procrasturbator
05-21-2014, 05:35 AM
Lol wtf is with the cat requests? Beyond the obvious legal/ethical/eww concerns, I can't imagine that anyone would want this
http://dailycatfacts.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/Cats-tongue-300x212.jpg
near their vagina for any price.