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SweetJulia
05-21-2014, 05:40 AM
A guy just asked me if I could let my cat suck my titties, and then lick my pussy. :banghead:
Someone PLEASE PM me this creeps name so I can block him before he even opens his cock sucking mouth in my room-which funds the wonderful lives my CATS, yes, multiple, have.

justanothercamgirl
05-21-2014, 09:11 AM
A new thing that I have been doing lately as a source of amusement to myself is to pretend I am a bot to anyone who messages me trying to freeload a camshow on Yahoo/Skype.

freeloader: hi
JAC: Hello are you looking for a show?
freeloader: Actually I was looking for a girl to take a hot cum shot for free.
JAC: ---Please note: This auto-responder only takes yes or no variables ---
JAC: Hello are you looking for a show?
*freeloader logs off*

audritwo
05-21-2014, 09:24 AM
JAC, I know we've proposed to each other many of times. But seriously, marry me!

SweetJulia
05-21-2014, 10:09 AM
Jesus, two hours was all I could stomach.
Him:would you ban me if I taped you?
Me:yes
Him:no......
Me:yes........
Him:women never make good on threats
Me:Lorenna Bobbit did

No more camming til the wisdom tooth comes out, PMSing hard and in pain.

Jinja
05-21-2014, 11:44 AM
LITERALLYCATFETISH: Hello, dear. I'm looking for a sexy, erotic woman who hates cats and can tell me nasty stories in private. Are you able to do that?

AudriTwo: Lucky for you I'm deathly allergic so I can share some horror stories in exclusive

LITERALLYCATFETISH: That serious? Wow
So do you have any personal cat hate stories to share in exclusive, dear?

AudriTwo: Yes.

LITERALLYCATFETISH: O, love. Let me check my connection first. Your are pixelating right now

AudriTwo: I'm streaming average of 30 fps. It's good.

LITERALLYCATFETISH: Probably my problem. Let me rebot to see if that solves it. One minute please



*NEVER COMES BACK! SHOCKING!*

I got this guy too. I love cats (I have 3) but I was willing to fake it in exclusive. He kept saying he was afraid offending me, then said he had to go get something and would be right back. I'm pretty open minded about fetishes, but don't quite get this one.

audritwo
05-21-2014, 12:33 PM
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I got this guy too. I love cats (I have 3) but I was willing to fake it in exclusive. He kept saying he was afraid offending me, then said he had to go get something and would be right back. I'm pretty open minded about fetishes, but don't quite get this one.

I think its a troll trying to get a freak out. TBH

anonymous camgirl
05-21-2014, 12:37 PM
Yes i had this idiot one time


LITERALLYCATFETISH: Hello, dear. I'm looking for a sexy, erotic woman who hates cats and can tell me nasty stories in private. Are you able to do that?

AudriTwo: Lucky for you I'm deathly allergic so I can share some horror stories in exclusive

LITERALLYCATFETISH: That serious? Wow
So do you have any personal cat hate stories to share in exclusive, dear?

AudriTwo: Yes.

LITERALLYCATFETISH: O, love. Let me check my connection first. Your are pixelating right now

AudriTwo: I'm streaming average of 30 fps. It's good.

LITERALLYCATFETISH: Probably my problem. Let me rebot to see if that solves it. One minute please



*NEVER COMES BACK! SHOCKING!*

TattooedBBW
05-21-2014, 02:03 PM
Today the WEIRDEST thing ever happened. A guy replied to my indy ad today, and didn't want a show. He told me he wanted to pay me to NOT work today. We have email money transfers in Canada where you get an email that someone sent you cash and it instantly goes into your bank account. I use this on some sites I advertise on (the ones without a payment processor) and I have it set up where the guy can't see my real info. Well first off this guy said he wanted to meet me and take me grocery shopping to make sure the money was going to good use. I reply back and say thanks anyways but sorry I don't meet in person. So he asks me what he can do to pay me so I don't have to cam today. I told him he can send me an email money transfer, and that I would still do a show, or a custom clip or something in return.
He insists he does NOT want anything, and in a little bit I get an email saying $80 was sent to me. WOOT WOOT! so I deposit the money and ask him again, are you sure you don't want a show?
Then he sends me this huge message about God and faith and how I need to stop camming and find God and go on another path and this was a sign for me to stop camming and fix my life or something. I have nothing against religion , and surprisingly this guy paid me so I thanked him and said I will consider it and thanks for the tip.

It was THE weirdest thing ever, but hey, free $80...

RedAlice
05-21-2014, 03:05 PM
I think its a troll trying to get a freak out. TBH

MTE especially since they bail once someone says they'll indulge the fantasy.
But god damn, what a waste of their time. Someone needs a hobby. Or a pet. Maybe not a pet.

RedAlice
05-21-2014, 03:08 PM
Today the WEIRDEST thing ever happened. A guy replied to my indy ad today, and didn't want a show. He told me he wanted to pay me to NOT work today. We have email money transfers in Canada where you get an email that someone sent you cash and it instantly goes into your bank account. I use this on some sites I advertise on (the ones without a payment processor) and I have it set up where the guy can't see my real info. Well first off this guy said he wanted to meet me and take me grocery shopping to make sure the money was going to good use. I reply back and say thanks anyways but sorry I don't meet in person. So he asks me what he can do to pay me so I don't have to cam today. I told him he can send me an email money transfer, and that I would still do a show, or a custom clip or something in return.
He insists he does NOT want anything, and in a little bit I get an email saying $80 was sent to me. WOOT WOOT! so I deposit the money and ask him again, are you sure you don't want a show?
Then he sends me this huge message about God and faith and how I need to stop camming and find God and go on another path and this was a sign for me to stop camming and fix my life or something. I have nothing against religion , and surprisingly this guy paid me so I thanked him and said I will consider it and thanks for the tip.

It was THE weirdest thing ever, but hey, free $80...

I could get down with evangelism if it were $80 per day.

I'd still cam tho.

Sunnylexie
05-21-2014, 06:20 PM
*In case someone's having a meal - I'm sorry!*

In PVT:
SurpriseTaboo: you know what boys like?
SurpriseTaboo: puke on boobs

Single ladies, take notes! Getting too drunk or sick at a party is your chance!

smaddy
05-21-2014, 09:10 PM
* i

I got this guy too. I love cats (I have 3) but I was willing to fake it in exclusive. He kept saying he was afraid offending me, then said he had to go get something and would be right back. I'm pretty open minded about fetishes, but don't quite get this one.
I had him too!

JuliAnne333
05-21-2014, 09:57 PM
Got my favorite ever question today...

'do u have a menstrual belt?'

I don't even...

Wow! I must be older than I thought! When I first started having periods (which have stopped now due to menopause) when I was 11 years old, I had one of those "belts"! Pads were bulky and had like extra cotton on both ends and you would stick this extra cotton stuff through the belt which had a clip or sharp catchy thing that would hold the pad in place. Wow, I hadn't thought of those things in over 40 years! Must have been a fetish for that guy? I never really liked wearing tampons when I had periods. I don't know if something was wrong with my "canal" LOL, but, those darn things would always seem to try to work their way out of my vagina! Thanks for the trip down memory lane! :)

Sunnylexie
05-21-2014, 11:28 PM
he: in exclusive bb no one see
me:no
he:plus tip????
me:ban

Are they so dumb as to think the model's contract be like "Hey, here's a list of the rules you must follow on our site, but if your customer wants you to break them - here's Exclusive chat! Come on, use our site for whatever illegal stuff you want, we won't watch! *wink wink*"

Lola12
05-22-2014, 01:42 AM
yayyyitsmeee: hey
Me: hello!
yayyyitsmeee: i see u
yayyyitsmeee: haha u look horny
yayyyitsmeee: have u cum today?
yayyyitsmeee: ps u dont want my cam open do you?
Me: yes i have https://b.mfcimg.com/chat_images/e/2.gif sure, 40 tokens!
yayyyitsmeee: definitely not
yayyyitsmeee: lol you're an asshole im not tipping u
Me: ?
Me: come again?
yayyyitsmeee: since when do i tip you?
yayyyitsmeee: i have never tipped u
yayyyitsmeee: i dont tip girls on here
yayyyitsmeee: u want 40 tokens to watch my cam?
Me: then don't waste our time https://l.mfcimg.com/chat_images/e/1.gif every other girl take tokens. why? cause we watch a lot of cams
Me: it can slow down our internet, and we have to keep focus on you, plus you often jerk of which is sexual, and that's why we're here, making money off it.

yayyyitsmeee: we?
yayyyitsmeee: haha lots of girls like me
yayyyitsmeee: cya later
yayyyitsmeee: https://l.mfcimg.com/chat_images/e/1.gif
Me: no one likes a freeloader... This is our job, sure u can be nice.

yayyyitsmeee: but not every person you talk to has to tip u!
Me: nope, I never said that. but taking charge for watching cams is normal, plus it's a service! and you have begged me to do stuff for free before

Haha like what the hell? Worst part: "I never tip girls here". Jesus, good you're informing me that you are cheap ;D
And yep, he really is a freeloader and a begger, so it is true that he begged me to do stuff before.

Go watch porn, would you?!

justanothercamgirl
05-22-2014, 04:39 AM
yayyyitsmeee: hey
Me: hello!
yayyyitsmeee: i see u
yayyyitsmeee: haha u look horny
yayyyitsmeee: have u cum today?
yayyyitsmeee: ps u dont want my cam open do you?
Me: yes i have https://b.mfcimg.com/chat_images/e/2.gif sure, 40 tokens!
yayyyitsmeee: definitely not
yayyyitsmeee: lol you're an asshole im not tipping u
Me: ?
Me: come again?
yayyyitsmeee: since when do i tip you?
yayyyitsmeee: i have never tipped u
yayyyitsmeee: i dont tip girls on here
yayyyitsmeee: u want 40 tokens to watch my cam?
Me: then don't waste our time https://l.mfcimg.com/chat_images/e/1.gif every other girl take tokens. why? cause we watch a lot of cams
Me: it can slow down our internet, and we have to keep focus on you, plus you often jerk of which is sexual, and that's why we're here, making money off it.

yayyyitsmeee: we?
yayyyitsmeee: haha lots of girls like me
yayyyitsmeee: cya later
yayyyitsmeee: https://l.mfcimg.com/chat_images/e/1.gif
Me: no one likes a freeloader... This is our job, sure u can be nice.

yayyyitsmeee: but not every person you talk to has to tip u!
Me: nope, I never said that. but taking charge for watching cams is normal, plus it's a service! and you have begged me to do stuff for free before

Haha like what the hell? Worst part: "I never tip girls here". Jesus, good you're informing me that you are cheap ;D
And yep, he really is a freeloader and a begger, so it is true that he begged me to do stuff before.

Go watch porn, would you?!




I love how he calls you an asshole.

Um, no dude......you are the entitled one so that actually makes you the asshole. LOL!

SimoneGray
05-22-2014, 05:18 AM
The worst for me is when guys are like "I hate you token whores, I'm just here for fun and friendship. Also, show tits bb". It drives me up the wall.

And my personal worst one is without a doubt: "come on bb, open my cam, its free and it will be very exciting for you". Hell no...your money is exciting for me, that's about it

SimoneGray
05-22-2014, 05:20 AM
The worst for me is when guys are like "I hate you token whores, I'm just here for fun and friendship. Also, show tits bb". It drives me up the wall.

And my personal worst one is without a doubt: "come on bb, open my cam, its free and it will be very exciting for you". Hell no...your money is exciting for me, that's about it

Yuli
05-22-2014, 07:56 AM
I swear one of these days I'm going to lose it and respond to the guys who type I'MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM CUMMMMMMIIINNNNNNNNNNN!! with AND I'M... CILANTRO.

Issabelle
05-22-2014, 10:51 AM
Okay, this was on Arousr, but I think it's still applicable:

Some moron: "wanna fuck"
Le me: "Right now through your phone?"

Because, you know, yeah, that would work just fine. I'll just ninja through the internet, hop off at the nearest cellular tower marker, and pop out of your camera so we can have Discovery Channel status 'bad touching.' *snort*

audritwo
05-22-2014, 11:00 AM
Today the WEIRDEST thing ever happened. A guy replied to my indy ad today, and didn't want a show. He told me he wanted to pay me to NOT work today. We have email money transfers in Canada where you get an email that someone sent you cash and it instantly goes into your bank account. I use this on some sites I advertise on (the ones without a payment processor) and I have it set up where the guy can't see my real info. Well first off this guy said he wanted to meet me and take me grocery shopping to make sure the money was going to good use. I reply back and say thanks anyways but sorry I don't meet in person. So he asks me what he can do to pay me so I don't have to cam today. I told him he can send me an email money transfer, and that I would still do a show, or a custom clip or something in return.
He insists he does NOT want anything, and in a little bit I get an email saying $80 was sent to me. WOOT WOOT! so I deposit the money and ask him again, are you sure you don't want a show?
Then he sends me this huge message about God and faith and how I need to stop camming and find God and go on another path and this was a sign for me to stop camming and fix my life or something. I have nothing against religion , and surprisingly this guy paid me so I thanked him and said I will consider it and thanks for the tip.

It was THE weirdest thing ever, but hey, free $80...


$80 to not cam for the day? That's $10 an hour. Thanks for giving me above minimum wage, I suppose. I would of said oh $350 is what I make in a day and keep working. I can be a terrible cynical bitch.

SimoneGray
05-22-2014, 12:08 PM
Had a guy tell me today that I must "show bobs"....LOL!! Never chuckled so hard on cam before.

Also had a guy who likes to watch feeders etc his comment was "promise me you will fatten up for me bb, I will be back in a month to see how you are doing and then decide if I can take you pvt or not"...WTF

Natalie0523
05-22-2014, 12:36 PM
Some guy just told me ----> "you are too professional for my taste bb" because I told him if he has any requests in free chat he needs to give gold.


lol

IvyRose
05-22-2014, 12:42 PM
Iownyouinfreechat: 5 gold and you show boobs

LOL - I really laughed in his face.. like seriously I dont even flash in free chat, I hate it when they just bark orders and dont even have the courtesy to ask anymore.


I made a habbit of laughing really hard and saying "that a good one", like they told an amazing joke when they order around in free chat. It really helps

audritwo
05-22-2014, 05:21 PM
butthole: Hey slut
how u doin

AudriTwo: Slut? Did you mother teach you manners, or did she forget that part?

butthole: sure she did
Don't blame my mother for me being an asshole

AMAZINGPERSON has successfully sent you $63.00 of GOLD.

butthole: lol u dumb bitch

*In amazed with random ninja tip*

butthole: I have the sweetest mothe

AudriTwo: Well this dumb bitch just got a $63 tip! Thank you sir!

butthole: shitt
u got some dumb fucks in here with nothing to do


Well isn't that the pot calling the kettle black? Cute.

TeenageAnnie
05-22-2014, 06:14 PM
Being in the fetish section. with a completely 100% fetish orientated profile & photos....

Me: Hi, how are you? .. So what's your fetish?
Customer: Anything.

------------


Me: Hi, how are you? .. So what's your fetish?
Customer: You bb.

Me: Facepalm.

Sunnylexie
05-23-2014, 01:54 AM
Had a guy who wanted "to share pee pleasures with a lovely lady":crazy:

Glamourmilf
05-23-2014, 05:19 AM
Dickwad enters free chat- "You're sexy. Would I fuck You? Yeah. Would I date You? Never!"
Then he leaves before I can ban. WTF?
Who asked You, anyway, shithead?

Issabelle
05-23-2014, 04:07 PM
Somedickwad: "roleplay?"
Me: "sure, what kind?"
SDW: "something kinky"
Me: "...that's a broad topic."
SDW: "I know."
*Takes me exclusive*
Me: "So do you know what you wanna do?"
SDW: "not really"
SDW: "any ideas?"
SDW: "can you squirt?"
Me: "not really"
SDW: "wanna try?"
SDW: "go for it!"
SDW: "i'm sure i'll enjoy it."
SDW: "show tits!"
SDW: "nice ass"
...Ugh... Stop talking....
Me: "What position would you like me in?"
SDW: "the one you were in is fine." *as I'm moving*
SDW: "right there" *this is a different position*
SDW: "no other one" *okay, what the actual fuck bro...*
SDW: "talk dirty."
SDW: "hit the pen!" *referring to my e-cig, NICOTINE ONLY
SDW: "get high and cum!"
SDW: "maybe it will help you squirt!"
SDW: "what happened to talking nasty?!"
*KICK*

Mind you, this is an excerpt cut down for space. He couldn't decide what he wanted, rudely barked orders, and told me to get high and do things he knew I physically can't do. In seven minutes. Class A Fuckwit, ladies.

Update: he messaged me THREE FUCKING TIMES! Oh, and had the audacity to say he was having a good time and why did I log off. Ban hammer ban hammer BAN FUCKING HAMMER!

RedAlice
05-23-2014, 04:45 PM
^something kinky???? I'd have been tempted to be like "ok bro", keep my clothes on and start smearing lipstick on a balloon or something. Dude doesn't wanna specify what he's into, it's lady's choice.

sexymar21
05-23-2014, 09:44 PM
me: well feel free to ask
long_rider : she removes her bra from her shirt, then pulls out the bra
me: thats easy lol but gotta tip to see
long_rider : $1 cool?
long_rider : not trying to be cheap

>.> yes... yes you are.

sexymar21
05-23-2014, 09:46 PM
me: well feel free to ask
long_rider : she removes her bra from her shirt, then pulls out the bra
me: thats easy lol but gotta tip to see
long_rider : $1 cool?
long_rider : not trying to be cheap

>.> yes... yes you are.

CamKaty
05-23-2014, 09:57 PM
"Wow, you got tattoos, are they real?"
"ofc they are real, why you ask?"
"Oh, you have to be rich lady, they are very expensive"


Ummm...i have two tattoos, not very big ones, if that make me rich, i just do not know what to say:O

SophieL
05-23-2014, 10:44 PM
KingDaddyP: Hi sweet mama
Me: Hey there

KingDaddyP: u there

Me: I'm here..
KingDaddyP: touchur tities
for me
Me: 5 gold please for that request


KingDaddyP: can i see preview

Me: you already are.

KingDaddyP: just touch it

Me: Just throw the gold out

KingDaddyP: come on

Me: yep.. come on
KingDaddyP has logged off

scarlettbelle
05-23-2014, 10:50 PM
During a gold show...

ObviousVirgin: Don't rub your clit bb let it come naturally

ObviousVirgin2: deeeeeper bb deeeeepppppppp ALL THE WAYYYYY
(Please note, this was a butt plug with a flared base)

ObviousVirgin3: yess fuck your cervix

And they wonder why I won't meet up with them.

curvydancer25
05-24-2014, 12:16 AM
But bb youre the only one i tip/go pvt/come on this site for....


Please shut the fuck up dude..there's no reason to lie to me im not your wife. I dont care who you look at as long as you save some $$$ for me when you do come around.

Vlodina
05-24-2014, 01:29 AM
Not on cam, but I just received this email enquiring about a custom video:

have huge fetish about constipation shit.
Specially i'd like to see how much women can constipate shit and then release it:)
Im talking about long term constipation, like several months:)

Can you make such videos?

_____________________

Like really? If I couldn't go for several months that would be a serious problem. And what, I'm just going to not go for months so he can have a wank? Sigh...

IvyRose
05-24-2014, 03:13 AM
^ wow that is really messed up... several MONTHS? I think you are allready death by then XD

Procrasturbator
05-24-2014, 03:21 AM
Constipated woman goes 45 days without bowel movement (http://digitaljournal.com/article/348592)

"Surgeons performed a two-hour emergency surgery on a 28-year-old housewife from Chembur who reportedly went 45 days without bowel movement. The surgeons removed a "football sized" fecal mass which threatened to rip open her intestines as it grew in mass."

Well. That sounds like a lovely way to die. I bet he'd be a cheapskate about it, too. "No no, go three months without pooping, make the video, send it to me, then I'll send you ONE HUNDRED dollars bb! I swear!"

RedAlice
05-24-2014, 03:59 AM
God damn, months without pooping? I remember going a week after giving birth and that was hellish.

Show life endangerment bb! Discount because you'll enjoy it bb! It's only a few months bb!

Sunnylexie
05-24-2014, 05:16 AM
Dickwad enters free chat- "You're sexy. Would I fuck You? Yeah. Would I date You? Never!"
Then he leaves before I can ban. WTF?
Who asked You, anyway, shithead?

I don't know how that's even supposed to be insulting. Many people I would fuck would be a pain for me to date. Well, noone wants to date or fuck him anyway.



long_rider : $1 cool?
long_rider : not trying to be cheap


From the creators of "I'm not a sexist, but..." and "I'm not an asshole, I was just playing with you".

Vlodina
05-24-2014, 05:43 AM
Constipated woman goes 45 days without bowel movement (http://digitaljournal.com/article/348592)

"Surgeons performed a two-hour emergency surgery on a 28-year-old housewife from Chembur who reportedly went 45 days without bowel movement. The surgeons removed a "football sized" fecal mass which threatened to rip open her intestines as it grew in mass."

Well. That sounds like a lovely way to die. I bet he'd be a cheapskate about it, too. "No no, go three months without pooping, make the video, send it to me, then I'll send you ONE HUNDRED dollars bb! I swear!"

I just sent him that link. Perhaps he'll wank while reading it..? Yuck.

audritwo
05-24-2014, 05:59 AM
He can jerk off to that article instead.

Vlodina
05-24-2014, 06:50 AM
His reply: Each one is an individual. Some can do couple of weeks, some can do couple of months.

OK then...

CurvyWinona
05-24-2014, 07:08 AM
Maybe you can fake it somehow, epic fake, and make money?! :)

Vlodina
05-24-2014, 07:19 AM
"bet you get off quickest using your fingers rather than toys"

scarletl
05-24-2014, 08:30 AM
Sub: "I want to be humiliated about how I look and how small my penis is"

Me: "Ok, do you have webcam"

Sub: "No Princess"

Yeah because I have x ray fucking vision

audritwo
05-24-2014, 09:06 AM
His reply: Each one is an individual. Some can do couple of weeks, some can do couple of months.

OK then...

I want him to reference the medical journal he got this from.

ConnyLove
05-24-2014, 12:38 PM
have huge fetish about constipation shit.
Specially i'd like to see how much women can constipate shit and then release it:)
Im talking about long term constipation, like several months:)

.

I think that he has had his brain constipated for many years, what an idiot!

Vlodina
05-24-2014, 01:48 PM
Had a guy in private on SM. Says nothing for a few minutes so I end up starting to do a tease/strip show. I'm eventually naked and he puts his cam on (which I don't really do in private but I just mute them if they do it rather than make a fuss). At this point I'm naked and rubbing pussy a bit and he yells "DOMINATE ME!". Well, I'm naked and I'm also in Group chat where I don't do domination shows. So I give him some general shit that wouldn't be too offensive to others coming in (in excl I would probe to find out what he likes). A few minutes in he tell me to "GET LOST" and leaves. LOL. That will teach you to 1) choose private over exclusive, and 2) not give me any information to go on! I was expecting a bad rating but he didn't leave one.