View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
kortneykay
05-24-2014, 05:13 PM
These scumstomers are trying to be really slick ladies so watch out. I had a this wanker try and trick me into THREE bouts of 30 seconds FREE "shows".
Let me tell you what he did. He came in with one name, said he wanted a show, then logged in with two similar names. He was too stupid to realize that he went PVT with one of his duplicate names and not the actual name he asked for the show under.
His duplicate name of course stayed under 30 seconds which I knew would happen because I was testing him. He then kept logging in and out and claimed he was having technical difficulties. Sure, if I had 3 usernames and tried to get 90 seconds of free chat I'd probably have difficulties as well. Watch out ladies, these guys are getting super desperate! I sat there and didn't remove one single article of clothing either, stupid fucks.
He tried popping in with one name for under 30, then the other name, then the other name...smart but not smart, lol. Asshole!
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BlissfulMaria
05-24-2014, 06:06 PM
Lambo is always getting his free 30 seconds of my privates. I'm hoping to catch him and block him next time.
hf487
05-24-2014, 06:09 PM
the whole "I can't come see u anymore" I know every guy has a shelf life and we can't keep everyone forever but i don't even need the whole excuse or reason why...... just don't tell me lol Idc i almost feel it's more rude than just falling off the face of the earth lol
i take it personal lol even if it's just a financial reason.......
SweetJulia
05-24-2014, 06:15 PM
the whole "I can't come see u anymore" I know every guy has a shelf life and we can't keep everyone forever but i don't even need the whole excuse or reason why...... just don't tell me lol Idc i almost feel it's more rude than just falling off the face of the earth lol
i take it personal lol even if it's just a financial reason.......
It's cuz they think we're as dense as they are. That we won't figure out they lost interest or ran out of money unless we see in in print, using short, simple words. *eyeroll*
justanothercamgirl
05-24-2014, 08:21 PM
His reply: Each one is an individual. Some can do couple of weeks, some can do couple of months.
OK then...
Take it from someone who has had IBS her whole life.
One can't constipate themselves on purpose for any amount of time without some bad shit happening. (Got to love puns.)
If he is so sure that it works that way, tell him to make himself constipated for several months first to show you how it is done and then you might consider it. LOL!
kortneykay
05-25-2014, 07:12 PM
It's cuz they think we're as dense as they are. That we won't figure out they lost interest or ran out of money unless we see in in print, using short, simple words. *eyeroll*
I had a sub like this not too long ago. I took him for a lot of money and I told him in our industry men are like buses so if he never logged back in I'd be okay with it. He argued and gave the whole "I'm not like other guys, I'll never leave you, Princess." He left not too long afterwards and I just smile because #1 I was right and #2 every time that credit card bills shows up he won't be able to forget me. He's going to be paying for a long time, lol.
SexiCal
05-25-2014, 08:52 PM
This fucker took me private today, turned on his cam and was just choking himself with a belt. He didn't say anything for about 5 minutes. Then finally he started gasping for air. Being the sadistic fucker that I am, I just let him do his thing. 8 minutes into the show he types, "KILL ME BB". ASSUMING that he was into humiliation, hence the fucking belt wrapped around his neck, he then types, "NOW DILDO UR ASS HARD BITCH". I just smiled and blocked his ass. I can't stand idiots who act like they want to be humiliated and then try to turn around and dominate ME. Where the fuck they do that at?
SexiCal
05-25-2014, 08:57 PM
Had a guy in private on SM. Says nothing for a few minutes so I end up starting to do a tease/strip show. I'm eventually naked and he puts his cam on (which I don't really do in private but I just mute them if they do it rather than make a fuss). At this point I'm naked and rubbing pussy a bit and he yells "DOMINATE ME!". Well, I'm naked and I'm also in Group chat where I don't do domination shows. So I give him some general shit that wouldn't be too offensive to others coming in (in excl I would probe to find out what he likes). A few minutes in he tell me to "GET LOST" and leaves. LOL. That will teach you to 1) choose private over exclusive, and 2) not give me any information to go on! I was expecting a bad rating but he didn't leave one.
Hmmmm. I wonder if this is the same idiot I had earlier. Did he have a belt wrapped around his neck by any chance? Lol.
Sunnylexie
05-25-2014, 11:15 PM
Had someone with "MILITARY" in his nickname brag about himself being in the army.
Me: Believe me or not, but every time I had a person on here tell me they were in the military, it was before him asking for a freebie *devil*
Him: In Mother Russia, maybe. American soldiers are different!
Me: Haha, all of them stated specifically they were with the US Army)
Then we had a chat for a bit, and after that I was taken pvt and had him peek in like 4 times. After the pvt was over, I saw there was a message in my box from the military guy, obviously sent in between the peeks, with just one word - "finger".
Being so cheap as to exit PVT to type his directions, and so entitled as to expect me to be checking my mailbox in the middle of a show to see if he messaged me? Lol he's truly different from all the fake army boys: that's the whole new level of cheapness and entitlement.
Vlodina
05-26-2014, 01:40 AM
Hmmmm. I wonder if this is the same idiot I had earlier. Did he have a belt wrapped around his neck by any chance? Lol.
Nope. Black, dreadlocks, worried expression and huge dick - so big it rendered him speechless and unable to communicate his desires!
SimoneGray
05-26-2014, 04:41 AM
No disrespect to the men in uniform, but I am TIRED of them thinking that they can use that as a weapon to get free stuff. They get so offended if you say no. I had a guy who also tried that with me and I said no, so he started calling me a whore and trying to chase everyone in Guest chat away on SM...I mean really, have a little respect.
Snowy0Star
05-26-2014, 04:50 AM
No disrespect to the men in uniform, but I am TIRED of them thinking that they can use that as a weapon to get free stuff. They get so offended if you say no. I had a guy who also tried that with me and I said no, so he started calling me a whore and trying to chase everyone in Guest chat away on SM...I mean really, have a little respect.
I kinda don't think they're really military tho . I think its just american culture to kiss military asses so many places gives perks and military discounts so i think that cheap asses come into cam rooms thinking they can get perks when they're really not even in service . I used to escort and the most polite respectful guys I had were service men.
sammii
05-26-2014, 06:10 AM
"Kissing military asses" is an offensive way to word it. But no, they're most likely not military and even if they were, they need to pay just like everyone else.
Within 5 minutes of being logged in I got a "fuck you" and "your a bitch." The first one was because I didn't greet him; and the second one was because I said I wouldn't write on myself with permanent marker for 25 gold when he asked ... Great way to start my morning!
Sunnylexie
05-26-2014, 09:40 AM
I kinda don't think they're really military tho . I think its just american culture to kiss military asses so many places gives perks and military discounts so i think that cheap asses come into cam rooms thinking they can get perks when they're really not even in service . I used to escort and the most polite respectful guys I had were service men.
The stupidest part of this taking place in my chatroom is them demanding for privileges in the potential enemy's camp))) And yes, the people in the military whom I had as my customers were sweet and never yelled about it right on entering the free chat.
I don't think it's just American culture. Here, in Russia, some impudent jerks dress up in uniform, put on medals they bought somewhere (or maybe even stole; I saw a guy of approximately my age wearing a medal that would be legit if he served in Afganistan at the age of 5), and beg for money. So it's just a special breed of shitheads.
lemonberry
05-26-2014, 10:05 AM
The stupidest part of this taking place in my chatroom is them demanding for privileges in the potential enemy's camp))) And yes, the people in the military whom I had as my customers were sweet and never yelled about it right on entering the free chat.
I don't think it's just American culture. Here, in Russia, some impudent jerks dress up in uniform, put on medals they bought somewhere (or maybe even stole; I saw a guy of approximately my age wearing a medal that would be legit if he served in Afganistan at the age of 5), and beg for money. So it's just a special breed of shitheads.
It's defiantly not just America. I've had guys in the UK on adultwork try to pull the same sort of stuff in free chat.
TattooedBBW
05-26-2014, 09:03 PM
Some guy just literally for 5 minutes BEGGED me to do a show for him and PROMISED he would pay me on the 1st of the month when he has money. Like LITERALLY begged me. Saying he NEEDS a show tonight and would never rip me off ...yaaaa okay, blocked.
Omg and then this comes in just now on Arousr:
(12:01:46 AM) Robert667 : R u kind enough to help out a poor man
(12:01:59 AM) LaceyAlana : I dont work for free if thats what youre asking.
These guys make it out like fapping is a life or death situation
LilyAnderson
05-26-2014, 09:14 PM
This thread always makes me "lol"
TheBrownFox
05-27-2014, 01:00 AM
This dicknurgrldwn or whatever the fuck his name is came into my MFC public chat telling me that if I can guess who he is, he'll "bless me." SMH. I told him I'm not playing guessing games. If you're gonna tip me, just do it. Plus the last time an MFC member told me to guess who he is, I guessed wrong, and he threw a tantrum and went psycho on me, resulting in a ban.
This dicknurgrldwn or whatever his name is sat in my room and bitched about how his girlfriend fucked his friend.
So not only do you dangle your tokens in my face (which I HATE), but you continue to camp out in my room and bitch about your girlfriend problems...like this is Cheers?
Lola12
05-27-2014, 01:42 AM
mini_eggs: mind if i cum overyour little tiny titties ?
mini_eggs: https://l.mfcimg.com/chat_images/e/1.gif
Me: tiny
Me: thanks
Me:: lol
mini_eggs: hehe
mini_eggs: noo
mini_eggs: in a good way https://e.mfcimg.com/chat_images/e/6.gif
mini_eggs: sorry !
mini_eggs: how big may i ask
Me: well A... but since i hate that, i don't like them being called tiny though
Me: cuz tiny is overreacting
mini_eggs: awww sorry
mini_eggs: ok errm
mini_eggs: perfect smaller boobies then
mini_eggs: i love your top
mini_eggs: ooh there they are https://e.mfcimg.com/chat_images/e/6.gif
mini_eggs: they are cuuute
Me; yeah ;)
mini_eggs: dont be worried about them
mini_eggs: they look perfect for nibbling on
Me: thanks!
mini_eggs: maybe your bf doesnt get the best tit wanks but im sure you can please him in other wayshttps://e.mfcimg.com/chat_images/e/6.gif
Me: woow. you do not think before you speak do you?
mini_eggs: SORRY !
mini_eggs: sheeeesh im not aiming ot offend you
mini_eggs: https://l.mfcimg.com/chat_images/e/1.gif
Me: well, don't then :)
mini_eggs: yes miss
Like, what the hell? He was offending me 2 times, you would think he'd think after the first time:O
My boobs is really something that bothers me... Yes, they're small, but not TINY though. But hearing that kind
of stuff really pisses me off... Trust me, I'm doing a boobjob as soon I can afford it ;D
nikki187
05-27-2014, 03:07 AM
wht would u do to a double barreled shotgun
??
Uh lets go exclusive and i will tell you ;)
ouu bitch bb
lol Ok
SimoneGray
05-27-2014, 06:32 AM
Ah this thread...its sometimes comforting to know that you are not the only one that is battling with rude customers. Had a custy last night who lives in a totally different time zone but was demanding that I open my bedroom curtains so that he could "see the sunlight while fucking me". Told him that it was night where I was and he called me a lazy whore because I wouldn't open my curtains...also said I was lying about the fact that it was night by me, since it wasn't night by him. SMH.
SimoneGray
05-27-2014, 06:33 AM
wht would u do to a double barreled shotgun
??
Uh lets go exclusive and i will tell you ;)
ouu bitch bb
lol Ok
I love the audacity...its also hilarious that he still called you bb while insulting you. I think I have lost faith in most men because of these ones that we encounter on cam.
IvyRose
05-27-2014, 06:42 AM
Allrighty, I just did a whole roleplaying blocksession with no sexual things involed.. It was totally weird. Like he was describing everything (jobinterview) realistic and non sexual and I was waiting for clues or hints that I had to maybe take over, but he never did (when I leaded it to a bit more sexual he stayed "realistic" and went on with the original jobinterview)
It was awkward bec I didnt knew if I was doing the thing he was searching for or totally missed his point
SimoneGray
05-27-2014, 06:48 AM
Allrighty, I just did a whole roleplaying blocksession with no sexual things involed.. It was totally weird. Like he was describing everything (jobinterview) realistic and non sexual and I was waiting for clues or hints that I had to maybe take over, but he never did (when I leaded it to a bit more sexual he stayed "realistic" and went on with the original jobinterview)
It was awkward bec I didnt knew if I was doing the thing he was searching for or totally missed his point
OMG I get this all the time! Guys come into my room and I start stripping or whatever and it turns out that the actually just wanna talk etc...its so awkward because I can't always ascertain at the beginning of the session if they want sexy time or chat time...so glad I'm not the only one
I had belt guy 2 weeks ago and reported him. He's doing breath play. He could kill himself doing that and I don't want to watch. It didn't even go as far as yours did, bc I had the need to find the ban button but couldn't get past the don't hit the stop the show button look on my face.
Thank God for this thread. It's sadly good to know you're not the only one getting fuckwads in your room. Guys that want to put you down when you won't give them free shit.
My favorite is guys that come into the room with names like skype or pee or poop or whatever we're not supposed to talk about. Instaban. Sometimes I almost feel like it's other models or studios stooping so low.
anonymous camgirl
05-27-2014, 07:09 AM
Men are the weirdest strangest creatures to me..LOL.. I do not get them at all.. never have and therefore i have been single 14 yrs.. duh.. what do they want!??
Allrighty, I just did a whole roleplaying blocksession with no sexual things involed.. It was totally weird. Like he was describing everything (jobinterview) realistic and non sexual and I was waiting for clues or hints that I had to maybe take over, but he never did (when I leaded it to a bit more sexual he stayed "realistic" and went on with the original jobinterview)
It was awkward bec I didnt knew if I was doing the thing he was searching for or totally missed his point
SimoneGray
05-27-2014, 07:14 AM
I had belt guy 2 weeks ago and reported him. He's doing breath play. He could kill himself doing that and I don't want to watch. It didn't even go as far as yours did, bc I had the need to find the ban button but couldn't get past the don't hit the stop the show button look on my face.
Thank God for this thread. It's sadly good to know you're not the only one getting fuckwads in your room. Guys that want to put you down when you won't give them free shit.
My favorite is guys that come into the room with names like skype or pee or poop or whatever we're not supposed to talk about. Instaban. Sometimes I almost feel like it's other models or studios stooping so low.
This is straight up scary...so glad that I have never had to deal with anyone that extreme. I hate how they all think that we care so deeply about them and their issues etc...I have been guilt tripped by customers so many times when I don't show immediate concern for their personal quirks and issues.
IvyRose
05-27-2014, 07:18 AM
hahaha he just took another blacksession to end the roleplaying dirty! It was a long realistic "foreplay" though, talking and talking being formal to each other... Never done that before
SimoneGray
05-27-2014, 07:24 AM
hahaha he just took another blacksession to end the roleplaying dirty! It was a long realistic "foreplay" though, talking and talking being formal to each other... Never done that before
I guess that is kinda cool in a way...like the long wind up before the actual act :)
luna_fae
05-27-2014, 03:08 PM
Yesterday a guy told me he was a firefighter for NYFD. He lost his family in friends in 9/11. Cue the 'G'bless you hun, thank you for serving your country'.
"Thank you. Now can I see your titties?" (for free of course).
He left immediately after I asked for a tip. Like how fucking shameless can you get?
I had someone the other day try to scam be "Amazon gift for password show" he told me a lengthy story about having HIV....and even purchased the next gen xbox from my wishlist...I told him I would gladly do the show after I received the gift (Though I don't trade gifts for password shows...gifts are gifts) but whatever I was looking to bust him out because lying about hiv and trying to scam a cam girl is soooo messed up. It ruined my mood for the night. He went on to say he just wants to spoil a woman because he hasnt been touched in 10 years...I said okay but people try to scam cam girls by canceling the order after the show so I am willing to bend my rules and do a password show in exchange for the gift but I have to receive it first. He said shit like "F liars, my ex lied to be about being clean 10 years ago and that resulted in me getting hiv" I told him that I am so sorry, that is terrible but...(insert repeat of what i said before) ....he doesn't reply...leaves...sigh... there are some HORRIBLY SHAMELESS people out there. My heart hurts for them, you must be soooo miserable to be that way.
audritwo
05-27-2014, 03:13 PM
Are you bipolar?
lesigh
SophieL
05-27-2014, 08:22 PM
Mr Smarty : hey baby guess what?
i just graduated college!
Me: thinking.. wait for it... wait... here it comes...
Says.. congratulations...
Mr Smarty: can i get a little peek as a grad gift?
Me: Absolutely... 10 gold for boob flash/ 5 gold for stand up/turnaround.
SweetLilyRaven
05-28-2014, 05:51 AM
A guy recently contacted me for an indie Skype show. Sooooo not in the mood to deal with idiot freeloaders who don't even TRY to make their scamming convincing…
Me: Hi there
Me: Are you looking for a show?
iamhere 21: yes i am..what do u do?
Me: I do a lot of stuff. What are you interested in?
iamhere 21: fukcing and deepthroat
Me: I do both!
iamhere 21: can i do that to u?
Me: on cam, yes.
iamhere 21: can i show u my cock and u tell me if its ok? honest opinion?
Me: You can show me after you've bought a show from me.
iamhere 21: y cant i show u before? i want to know if i could ever fuck u
Me: No, I don't accept contacts until I've got confirmation of a paid show
iamhere 21: i will pay for show after that
Me: No exceptions, sorry.
iamhere 21: u ever escort?
Me: No.
Annnnd ban. I have better things to do that take a gander at your pathetic little cock. Also, you're stupid enough to think I'll do it for free. I don't tolerate ignorant dumbass morons, especially when you can't even make your scam interesting. *lesigh*
SimoneGray
05-28-2014, 05:52 AM
I have so many people that ask me for free PVT's because its their birthday or something like that...urgh. Had one invite me PVT because I wouldn't invite him and at the end he asked for all his tokens back as a "present"...sigh
RaeRae
05-28-2014, 07:18 AM
A guy recently contacted me for an indie Skype show. Sooooo not in the mood to deal with idiot freeloaders who don't even TRY to make their scamming convincing…
Me: Hi there
Me: Are you looking for a show?
iamhere 21: yes i am..what do u do?
Me: I do a lot of stuff. What are you interested in?
iamhere 21: fukcing and deepthroat
Me: I do both!
iamhere 21: can i do that to u?
Me: on cam, yes.
iamhere 21: can i show u my cock and u tell me if its ok? honest opinion?
Me: You can show me after you've bought a show from me.
iamhere 21: y cant i show u before? i want to know if i could ever fuck u
Me: No, I don't accept contacts until I've got confirmation of a paid show
iamhere 21: i will pay for show after that
Me: No exceptions, sorry.
iamhere 21: u ever escort?
Me: No.
Annnnd ban. I have better things to do that take a gander at your pathetic little cock. Also, you're stupid enough to think I'll do it for free. I don't tolerate ignorant dumbass morons, especially when you can't even make your scam interesting. *lesigh*
He does that to everyone. He's on CMD's crooked client list after a few people reported him to Mark for his freeloading and abuse.
Snowy0Star
05-28-2014, 07:22 AM
^ everyone needs to go thru that list and ban them all so they never have a chance to contact you.
SweetLilyRaven
05-28-2014, 07:29 AM
^ everyone needs to go thru that list and ban them all so they never have a chance to contact you.
Where do I find this holy grail?? I'm so tired of the incest, animal, and shit requests I get from CMD…I've been on there for 2 months and I STILL haven't gotten a single show from it. I apparently don't know how to use that site effectively.
RaeRae
05-28-2014, 08:20 AM
It's located at http://www.cammodeldirectory.com/crooked-clients/
SophieL
05-28-2014, 08:23 AM
I have so many people that ask me for free PVT's because its their birthday or something like that...urgh. Had one invite me PVT because I wouldn't invite him and at the end he asked for all his tokens back as a "present"...sigh
Seriously? OMG... that is too funny..
reversecowgirl
05-28-2014, 08:30 AM
stupid jackass: hi sexy
me: hi
stupid jackass: take pants off bb
me: can't do that in free chat dear
stupid jackass: i have money
me: well go private then
stupid jackass: take off pants, get ready, we go pvt
me: (about to lose it)nudity isn't allowed in free chat, have to go pvt FIRST
stupid nutjob jackass: NO FREE MONEY FOR BAD ATTITUTED STUPID UGLY SHIT BITCH
the fuckwad can't spell when he's pissed I guess HAHAHAHAHA I give him at least a B+ for yelling and creativity.
justanothercamgirl
05-28-2014, 08:44 AM
stupid jackass: hi sexy
stupid nutjob jackass: NO FREE MONEY FOR BAD ATTITUTED STUPID UGLY SHIT BITCH
No 'free' money? Ha ha! I almost spit my drink out. Classic!
Like you are just sitting there in free chat depending on the 'kindness' of strangers.
nikki187
05-28-2014, 08:50 AM
Idiot: Aaassss?
Me: Sorry I don't have an ass anymore, I had it removed this morning.
Idiot: Show it
Me: I told you I don't have one
Idiot leaves then someone tips to see my ass
Idiot comes back
Me: ha you just missed me showing my ass lol
Idiot: why?
Me: Someone tipped to see it and you missed ha.
Idiot: Show me.
Me: tip the 5 GOLD to see
Idiot: Crack bitch
Me: ha yeah that coming from someone who probably still lives in his parents basement and doesn't have a life. You hurt my feelings so much.
Idiot: i have my own shit.
Me: yeah whatever you say dude. Your life must be so magnificent, since you are on a cam site trolling for free ass.
Idiot logs off
reversecowgirl
05-28-2014, 08:51 AM
Ikr?! smh
Sunnylexie
05-28-2014, 09:24 AM
A guy starts a pvt and tells me to undress and masturbate. I start undressing, he leaves after I take my panties off (took 40 seconds). Back in free chat, I see him in the room and reach to ban him, but this happens:
Greedy peep: how long the session was?
Me: 10 seconds longer than you planned *BAN*
Why would he come back at all? Did he want a chargeback because I kept him in pvt for extra 10 seconds so he had to pay for what he saw?
Smurfette
05-28-2014, 09:40 AM
I've had to deal with TONS of idiots since signing up for CMD. For every 1 paying customer there's at least 5-10 who just want to waste my time.
Paypal bb? Amazon bb? I dont want to sign up to CMD. why not Paypal BB? can I show u my cock? can I video call you? I just wanna see that you're live. western union BB? do u have pics? can you send me a pic? CMD wont accept my credit card bb, I'll send you $250 through payoneer bb.
Fffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccc cccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Oh, and why do I keep getting guys who refuse to say where they found me? I ask and they say "your twitter" or "my friend gave me your skype". Bullshit. I'm only on two indie listing sites... I dont give out my skype on my Twitter either. I guess it's to get around having to pay using the site's payment processor?
justanothercamgirl
05-28-2014, 10:23 AM
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Okay, I'll bite. What the fuck is "espanhola?"
reversecowgirl
05-28-2014, 10:30 AM
It means SPANISH in Portugese. :D
justanothercamgirl
05-28-2014, 10:34 AM
It means SPANISH in Portugese. :D
Thank you! That was driving me crazy!!!
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Ninija
05-28-2014, 11:30 AM
Okay, I'll bite. What the fuck is "espanhola?"
It also seems to mean titty fucking in portugese.
justanothercamgirl
05-28-2014, 12:05 PM
It also seems to mean titty fucking in portugese. http://pt.wikipedia.org/wiki/Espanhola_(prática_sexual)
Ha ha! That is awesome. I've learn something new today!
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