View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
SweetJulia
05-28-2014, 12:16 PM
^^^^^Awesome lol, not only do they say dumb shit, but now we need a translation manual to figure out exactly what?
Smurfette
05-28-2014, 12:20 PM
Dumb shit is not constrained by the bounds of language
SweetJulia
05-28-2014, 12:29 PM
Dumb shit is not constrained by the bounds of language
Well, let's fight fire with fire-we need to compile a list of how to say "You're a cheap free loader" in every language.
reversecowgirl
05-28-2014, 12:37 PM
You stupid cheap motherfucker! Fuck off! now in Portugese: Seu estúpido filho da puta barato! Foda-se! make sure and say it with a smile.
SweetJulia
05-28-2014, 03:51 PM
I'm not sure how to say it exactly in Russian, so we're gonna have to wait til my mom gets off work to find out. That said, "You have no gold, kiss my ass" in Russian is " Vi Ne eemeyut zolato, potsilovay mayu popu!" All together now ladies..............................
Note: I've lived in the US for 23 years so my Russian likely sounds like Borats' English at this point. Sunnylexie!!!! Please correct my Russian, I need you lol!
Sunnylexie
05-28-2014, 05:31 PM
I'm not sure how to say it exactly in Russian, so we're gonna have to wait til my mom gets off work to find out. That said, "You have no gold, kiss my ass" in Russian is " Vi Ne eemeyut zolato, potsilovay mayu popu!" All together now ladies..............................
Note: I've lived in the US for 23 years so my Russian likely sounds like Borats' English at this point. Sunnylexie!!!! Please correct my Russian, I need you lol!
It will be "U tebya net zolota, potselui menya v zad!" You're welcome XD !
SweetJulia
05-28-2014, 05:51 PM
It will be "U tebya net zolota, potselui menya v zad!" You're welcome XD !
Awesome, thank you! Ugh, see what happens when you only speak Russian once a week and it's to your mom lol?
TheBrownFox
05-28-2014, 10:36 PM
This idiot (who's always been a creepy, never-tipping "I love you, Fox" freeloader) came in my room and was posting that stupid "Tip her, guys" emote. I explained to him that it's in bad taste to tell other guys what to do with their tokens...especially when you yourself aren't tipping. Then he's like "Whatever, I'm just trying to help. Byebye." I told him via PM that I don't want him in my room anymore, because every time he's in my room he's being creepy (stop asking questions about my son, weirdo) and never tipping...and I always end up having to lecture him like a 5-year old about how to act in a chat room. I shouldn't have to tell grown men how to behave in a chatroom. Anyway, here's the MFC Mail I just got (the top part is my response...the bottom part is his idiotic message):
http://i.imgur.com/QigWzoF.jpg
JaneBurgess
05-28-2014, 10:43 PM
I get annoyed by morons that want me to pour water on myself when I am on a bed. NO!!!! I am not getting my bed wet because you want me to. I want you to choke on a dick, so go do that. GRRRRR
bbwchristyminx
05-29-2014, 12:50 AM
Here is a new one..... while I was getting guys to tip into my gold show some random nobody was like 'you annoy me please don't talk or I'm going to remove you from my fav list'... I was like ok honey just to please you I'm going to sit here like a robot from now on and allow my fan base and everything good that comes along with it to plummet just to make YOU happy! It amazes me how the broke guys bitch the most in FREE chat. seriously... LMFAO. rant over . :)
bbwchristyminx
05-29-2014, 12:53 AM
OOOOOOOOH can't forget this one! (my apologies for double posting)
damn girl your fat.. or damn girl you must like to eat. would you walk up to Oprah and say damn girl your rich!? lmfao. I CLEARLY advertise that I am FAT all over my profile. Do these idiots wake up in the morning and say daaaamn it's a new day!? lmao
bbwchristyminx
05-29-2014, 12:55 AM
I get annoyed by morons that want me to pour water on myself when I am on a bed. NO!!!! I am not getting my bed wet because you want me to. I want you to choke on a dick, so go do that. GRRRRR
OMG your lucky.. just water?? usually for me it's pee and poop. I told one guy if you tip $5,000 sure why not. he logged out. lmao :)
SweetJulia
05-29-2014, 05:31 AM
Hmmmmm, not pee, poop, OR water for me-I put myself in curvy, guess I'm not curvy enough for some guys, so for them it's food. Not only is it annoying, but I can't cook. When I try, it usually results in a fire. So I have nothing in my fridge to even indulge their stupid requests. Hell, all that's in my kitchen right now is vodka and catfood. And I'm not wasting either to get 35% of a very low rate.
reversecowgirl
05-29-2014, 08:21 AM
I'm sure vodka and cat food is a fetish somewhere for someone. lol!!
SophieL
05-29-2014, 01:40 PM
reg1 : your shows are great but i would like to go 599 per...can u reset? I'm ready...:-)
Me; no I cannot reset rates.
jerk 1: 7.29 $
are you kidding me
jerk 1: fucking expensive
granny
jerk 1 kicked out of room
reg1 : if shes a granny thats the best granny on the planet!
reg 1 took me pvt then. :)
Sunnylexie
05-29-2014, 05:42 PM
I get annoyed by morons that want me to pour water on myself when I am on a bed. NO!!!! I am not getting my bed wet because you want me to. I want you to choke on a dick, so go do that. GRRRRR
...Pee in bed, as well. Maybe they still wet their beds at night, so think everyone has those oilcloth sheets under their bedclothing?
Here is a new one..... while I was getting guys to tip into my gold show some random nobody was like 'you annoy me please don't talk or I'm going to remove you from my fav list'... I was like ok honey just to please you I'm going to sit here like a robot from now on and allow my fan base and everything good that comes along with it to plummet just to make YOU happy! It amazes me how the broke guys bitch the most in FREE chat. seriously... LMFAO. rant over . :)
I'd start typing to him personally but keep talking to everyone else just to annoy him).
JaneBurgess
05-29-2014, 05:49 PM
I get those too, but the water guys can't seem to take no for an answer. I end up having to block them because they start bitching like a two year old.
OMG your lucky.. just water?? usually for me it's pee and poop. I told one guy if you tip $5,000 sure why not. he logged out. lmao :)
SophieL
05-29-2014, 08:46 PM
abcdefgjosea: do you like 17 year old boys
Me : NO!! Kicked out.
SophieL
05-29-2014, 08:46 PM
sorry double post
TheBrownFox
05-29-2014, 11:52 PM
"Have you got a great arse too?"
"Yes."
"Can we have a peek, pls?"
"Sure! After you tip 50 tokens."
"How about I let you view my cam? Lol." *wink*
"I can do that...for 100 tokens."
*Moron left the room*
TattooedBBW
05-30-2014, 07:53 PM
omfg, so this guy on Twitter asks me about talking to me, so I explain nicely I am a camgirl and I would love to chat if he is a paying customer, and I link him to my CMD ad. He adds me to Skype, and first off tries to offer me THREE DOLLARS for a ten minute show. I nicely explain that my rate is higher than that, and he is asking me how to pay. I thought maybe he was not understanding where to click on my CMD ad so I was helping him out, here's a snippet of the end of our convo...I can't even believe this dude:
[10:45:05 PM] Lacey Alana: ok so you need to enter the dollar amount.
[10:45:16 PM] marckly poliscat: can i put 40
[10:45:27 PM] Lacey Alana: yeah of course that would be a 20 min show- $2/min since its a long show.
[10:45:35 PM] Lacey Alana: just enter 40 ,then click submit my info
[10:46:02 PM] marckly poliscat: you have a credit card i can use
[10:46:04 PM] marckly poliscat: for it
[10:46:06 PM] Lacey Alana: NO
[10:46:17 PM] Lacey Alana: why would you use MY credit card???
[10:46:24 PM] marckly poliscat: cause i don't had
[10:46:24 PM] Lacey Alana: You need to pay...you dont have a credit card?
[10:46:37 PM] Lacey Alana: Why are you wasting my time then? Why would I pay for a show with myself???
[10:47:00 PM] Lacey Alana: You knew this cost money. I do not chat for free. DO NOT waste my time again
*BLOCKED him on Skype and Twitter*
....I am speechless. This guy seriously thought I would be willing to PAY for a show for HIM using my credit card?! So logically if I was actually willing to do such a thing why would I even pay and lose 25% of my own money to the site when I could do a show for free? Sounds like he's a scammer trying to get credit card info. There was another guy asking for credit card info for me to buy him credits to chat on Arousr the other day too....WTH???
SophieL
05-30-2014, 08:20 PM
HungSon8: like mom/son?
Me: taboo roleplay is not allowed
HungSon8: roleplay is legal and fun
Me: yes roleplay is legal but not taboo roleplay
HungSon8: yes taboo roleplay is still legal
Me: Sorry but it is not.
HungSon8: untrue
Me: kicked Hungson out.
reversecowgirl
05-31-2014, 05:47 AM
omfg, so this guy on Twitter asks me about talking to me, so I explain nicely I am a camgirl and I would love to chat if he is a paying customer, and I link him to my CMD ad. He adds me to Skype, and first off tries to offer me THREE DOLLARS for a ten minute show. I nicely explain that my rate is higher than that, and he is asking me how to pay. I thought maybe he was not understanding where to click on my CMD ad so I was helping him out, here's a snippet of the end of our convo...I can't even believe this dude:
[10:45:05 PM] Lacey Alana: ok so you need to enter the dollar amount.
[10:45:16 PM] marckly poliscat: can i put 40
[10:45:27 PM] Lacey Alana: yeah of course that would be a 20 min show- $2/min since its a long show.
[10:45:35 PM] Lacey Alana: just enter 40 ,then click submit my info
[10:46:02 PM] marckly poliscat: you have a credit card i can use
[10:46:04 PM] marckly poliscat: for it
[10:46:06 PM] Lacey Alana: NO
[10:46:17 PM] Lacey Alana: why would you use MY credit card???
[10:46:24 PM] marckly poliscat: cause i don't had
[10:46:24 PM] Lacey Alana: You need to pay...you dont have a credit card?
[10:46:37 PM] Lacey Alana: Why are you wasting my time then? Why would I pay for a show with myself???
[10:47:00 PM] Lacey Alana: You knew this cost money. I do not chat for free. DO NOT waste my time again
*BLOCKED him on Skype and Twitter*
....I am speechless. This guy seriously thought I would be willing to PAY for a show for HIM using my credit card?! So logically if I was actually willing to do such a thing why would I even pay and lose 25% of my own money to the site when I could do a show for free? Sounds like he's a scammer trying to get credit card info. There was another guy asking for credit card info for me to buy him credits to chat on Arousr the other day too....WTH???
Good grief, this just took freeloading to a whole new level. hahahaha! It's one thing to beg, and beg. But to ask us to pay for them to get a show?? Mind blown.
Vlodina
05-31-2014, 09:47 AM
Confused: Do you have stockings? Can you rip the crotch out of them?
SimoneGray
05-31-2014, 11:01 AM
This killed me today because it came from a member on the site who had tokens, so he had no need to freeload.
Member: Hey bb, lets go private but without these tokens.
Me: haha no can do
Member: But i am such a hot man...you would be lucky to look at me
..........WHY!? He had tokens. SMH
SexiCal
05-31-2014, 03:55 PM
Him: can you rate my cock
Me: Yes, in private.
Him: gay bitch
LMAO! I don't even get mad anymore. It's funny how angry these little men get as soon as you let them know their asses have to pay to play. :D
SimoneGray
05-31-2014, 04:49 PM
I always wonder what would happen if any of these men actually stumbled across a forum like this and read these comments and realized that we do not think that they are the shit...would they FINALLY understand and change? Or would we lose all our customers...I'm always so curious about this.
Vlodina
05-31-2014, 04:50 PM
I always wonder what would happen if any of these men actually stumbled across a forum like this and read these comments and realized that we do not think that they are the shit...would they FINALLY understand and change? Or would we lose all our customers...I'm always so curious about this.
OR, do guys know about this thread, and they strive to appear so retarded that their conversation gets featured here?! ;)
SimoneGray
05-31-2014, 04:53 PM
OR, do guys know about this thread, and they strive to appear so retarded that their conversation gets featured here?! ;)
Hahahaha now that you mention it I wouldn't put it past some of those idiots...sigh. They're all so attention seeking. I don't mind if they're paying, but freeloading? Nah.
reversecowgirl
05-31-2014, 05:08 PM
Omg I have several men in this competition that could possibly win first prize!!!
reversecowgirl
05-31-2014, 06:03 PM
dingdong: how tall and weight?
me:5'2 about 90lbs
dingdong: is your ass big?
me: nothing on me is big sir........
Snowy0Star
06-01-2014, 10:45 AM
Niteflirt freeloader in my message box : What are you wearing for shows today?
My response : clothes give me a call on phone with cam to see what kind of clothes and see me take it all off
Truth - i'm wearing a bathrobe and thats it since i thought that would be too much fab fodder i gave the response above
He probably meant pantyhose guys seem to not know the difference between those two things.
Confused: Do you have stockings? Can you rip the crotch out of them?
TheBrownFox
06-01-2014, 09:45 PM
usarmymike319 was just in my public chat asking if I like men in army uniform. Then he asked "Any special treats for the troops?"
*BANNED* That's what you get. What a fucking disgrace to the REAL men out there in uniform.
I have been getting SO FUCKING MUCH of "blah blah blah and THEN I'll tip you/pvt/whatever". NO real men on today, just fucking scammers and broke tards. Even when I'm in paid chat only, there are people commenting in the free chat section telling me to come out + show them tits. Nope. This is my own private domicile and I will not be disturbed. Bitch.
I swear to god, this job is going to turn me into a lesbian. I can't even bear to talk to strange guys IRL anymore because I just don't have the patience. I used to love male attention before this... now, an opinion doesn't even matter to me unless it's coming from the mouth of a woman that I respect. If you're a guy IRL, unless you're feeding me, fucking me, or financing me, you are invisible to me.
SophieL
06-02-2014, 10:54 PM
Thong_lvr: wow your really are premium aged
Me: thank you. Lots of beauty sleep and sex I guess.
Thong_lvr: does help
Thong_lvr: lots of Money helps too
Me: lol I don't have lots of money, What makes you think that?
Thong_lvr: you look very rich
Me: Oh I do? Interesting... what make you think that?
Thong_lvr: i mean very
I can tell
Me: Hmmm .. now you have my curiosity up as to what makes me look rich?
been around the block few times darling
Me: Well I have too but please enlighten me.
Thong_lvr: I say you have close to 16 bMIL
Thong_lvr: 16 bMIL
Me: Hmmm.. If I had 16 billion would I be sitting her on cam at midnight. I think I would be in a Vegas Penthouse if I had that much.
Thong_lvr:true
just kidding
Thong_lvr: that is true why would you be sitting there
Me: Exactly... but you never explained yourself.
He left the room..
SophieL
06-02-2014, 11:08 PM
Thong_lvr: wow your really are premium aged
Me: thank you. Lots of beauty sleep and sex I guess.
Thong_lvr: does help
Thong_lvr: lots of Money helps too
Me: lol I don't have lots of money, What makes you think that?
Thong_lvr: you look very rich
Me: Oh I do? Interesting... what make you think that?
Thong_lvr: i mean very
I can tell
Me: Hmmm .. now you have my curiosity up as to what makes me look rich?
Thong_lvr:been around the block few times darling
Me: Well I have too but please enlighten me.
Thong_lvr: I say you have close to 16 bMIL
Thong_lvr: 16 bMIL
Me: Hmmm.. If I had 16 billion would I be sitting her on cam at midnight. I think I would be in a Vegas Penthouse if I had that much.
Thong_lvr:true
just kidding
Thong_lvr: that is true why would you be sitting there
Me: Exactly... but you never explained yourself.
He left the room..
Sunnylexie
06-03-2014, 01:20 AM
Freeloader: could I see your nipples?
Me: sure, for 5 gold!
Freeloader: but it says chatting is for free!
If you can't keep convo going without seeing your counterpart's tits, that's not my problem but your parents'.
Me: Hi, how are you?
Jealous asshole: Work will set you free;) *logs off*
Work your own hours from home, take a day off when you need one and still make $1000 a week? You could only hope for a job as liberating as mine, dimwit)
SexiCal
06-03-2014, 02:03 PM
Got this lovely message today.
hi
do u live around chicago if so email me i can help u with a few of ur favorite things...u know sound of music type shit...hit me back
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL. Ohfuckingkay. :D :D :D
SoloDesire
06-03-2014, 02:37 PM
So I'm ranting in my free chat about all of the guys coming in and asking to see things for free. I basically tell them if they can't tip the $3 I ask for to see flashes then they have no business being on a pay site because EVERYONE should have $3 if they come on a pay site!
Then this pops up in my chat log.
186onUNDRCVR: shut up bitch. who said we're gonna spend money on u. its if we want to or not. dont patronize us. i know this is ur job, but its based on whether we want to spend on u or not, so dont get mad when we dont, its just the name of the game
186onUNDRCVR has been blocked
37738
TattooedBBW
06-03-2014, 02:45 PM
So I'm ranting in my free chat about all of the guys coming in and asking to see things for free. I basically tell them if they can't tip the $3 I ask for to see flashes then they have no business being on a pay site because EVERYONE should have $3 if they come on a pay site!
Then this pops up in my chat log.
186onUNDRCVR: shut up bitch. who said we're gonna spend money on u. its if we want to or not. dont patronize us. i know this is ur job, but its based on whether we want to spend on u or not, so dont get mad when we dont, its just the name of the game
186onUNDRCVR has been blocked
37738
What a dick
TattooedBBW
06-03-2014, 09:05 PM
This annoying guy starts off by asking me where I was from so I told him my fake cam location. Turns out hes from there, so he starts asking me to meet up to have fun. I say no of course, but we can have fun in private...
So he takes me private and isnt asking me for anything so I start the normal striptease, get naked type stuff, at this point hes asking me to come party with him and stuff so I am shooting the shit with him naked, since hes not asking me for anything I keep asking him what kind of naughty stuff he wants to do with me...
Still does not give me an answer, so I just start talking to him about stuff and giggling, thinking hes one of those laid back guys that just wanna chit-chat. ...then he says this:
well cutie im gonna run... your too cute for me.. i nneeed a naughtier girl
So I said, are you being serious right now? Ive been asking u what kind of dirty things u want to do and u havent given me an answer
Then he says: Ya im gonna run, u arent getting dirty like i thought...
So then again I ask, are you being serious? okay lets change it up, lets play!
so hes like: nah...i dont think so
So I got pissed and booted him, I was like, uhm thats kinda rude wtf......
Clearly he thought he was gonna be able to meet up with me in person, so annoying man.
audreymadison
06-03-2014, 09:55 PM
So this guy came in my Gold Show countdown with a name related to Star Trek. My GS was failing hardcore, but I was shooting the shit about Trek with this guy. then he decides to type "Anonymous has tipped +$50" I was fucking shocked to say the least. Like why? And why does he think I would see his name as Anonymous or that his 50 didn't add to my gold show. What an idiot. Banned.
Whatever...I'm trying to get up the courage to come back online....grrrr
CandyBubble
06-04-2014, 07:13 AM
Being asked to do a show for free if the guy puts his webcam on...then when I said I require tokens he went "Why? You're gonna see me, what do I get?", idiot.
SoloDesire
06-04-2014, 07:15 AM
Being asked to do a show for free if the guy puts his webcam on...then when I said I require tokens he went "Why? You're gonna see me, what do I get?", idiot.
Yeah, because we really wanna see you jerk your pathetic dick. So much better than money. Stupid boys.
RedAlice
06-04-2014, 08:01 AM
It annoys me when you are say showing off in your outfit in a show and the guy says 'It would look even better on the floor' because it's just a nicer way of saying 'Get naked asap.' :gnasher:
Haha when guys tell me they like my top/shorts/underwear, I'm like "it looks better in private when I take it off". Then I feel like a dick for using such a stupid line.
reversecowgirl
06-04-2014, 08:10 AM
Haha when guys tell me they like my top/shorts/underwear, I'm like "it looks better in private when I take it off". Then I feel like a dick for using such a stupid line.
I actually like that line. haha!
nikki187
06-04-2014, 10:27 AM
Some dumbass came into my room a few days ago talking to me.
Dumbass: You are really pretty
Me: Thank you, You should see the rest of my in private baby ;)
Dumbass: I have to much respect for you to do that.
Me: Lol WTF do you think I am here for?
Dumbass: I like to go pvt to chat
Me: Ok. Lets go then.
Dumbass: Ok let me get my cam set up if thats ok.
Me: sure
Dumbass leaves and never comes back. lol. Thanks for all the respect dude.
CandyBubble
06-04-2014, 12:48 PM
Asshole: get naked bb
Me: sure :) Take me to prvt!
Asshole: oh I have no money
Me: then clothes stay on
Asshole: but they don't take money from india
lol no blocked. I COULD SEE HE HAD TOKENS.
Smurfette
06-04-2014, 06:52 PM
[6:38:08 PM] dude: hey bitch u do anal dildo?
[6:39:11 PM] me: lol
[6:39:29 PM] dude: yes or no?
[6:39:52 PM] me: small vibrator
[6:40:06 PM] dude: lol
[6:40:18 PM] dude: no do anal with a big dildo ok? but u do it slow, just the head
[6:40:30 PM] dude: u accept paypal or the site payment?
[6:40:52 PM] me: I don't do anal with big toys no, not even the tip :)
[6:41:12 PM] dude: c mon bitch it wont hurt u if u do it slow
[6:41:17 PM] dude: u never tryed im sure
[6:41:37 PM] me: my name is not "bitch"
[6:41:51 PM] dude: now its bitch
[6:41:52 PM] dude: so lets try ok?
What a gentleman!