View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
Sunnylexie
06-04-2014, 08:26 PM
A regular from long ago comes back:
Reg: Oh wow, you're offering so many things now!
Me: Well, I've got a big financial goal)
Reg: Oh, I understand. Getting new boobs?
Because the biggest thing in a woman's life is how her boobs look, right? And btw, I LOVE my B-s, thank you.
GreyjoyWeDoNotRead: what do you do in pvt?
Me: here)
PREMIUM: nudity/heels/stockings, BJ/deepthroat, fingers, toys! EXCLUSIVE: C2C, names, bondage, gags, spit, hot wax, clamps, strap-on, lingerie/pantyhose & other fetishes + all my attention! BLOCKS: anal, sexmachine, oil (and other messy stuff), orgasm!
GreyjoyWeDoNotRead: toys?
Me: PREMIUM: nudity/heels/stockings, BJ/deepthroat, fingers, toys! EXCLUSIVE: C2C, names, bondage, gags, spit, hot wax, clamps, strap-on, lingerie/pantyhose & other fetishes + all my attention! BLOCKS: anal, sexmachine, oil (and other messy stuff), orgasm!
doesn't it mention toys?;-)
GreyjoyWeDoNotRead: no toys? :-(
Also, what's wrong with the guys who ask if I do this and that, and after I tell I will do it in a 15-minute block act like my answer was "Hell NO!!!"?
apryll11
06-04-2014, 09:15 PM
I have no idea why but lately when the paying clientele have slowed down the cam girl/couples start popping in to my room to ask about income.
On what planet is it something other then hella fucking rude to go into someones place of business and ask how much they make? If I was sucking dick on a corner you wouldn't tap my shoulder to ask how much I got for that, if your at a drive thru you wouldn't say " can I get a Mcdouble and how much do make an hour?"
So what is it about a cam in my face that changes the understanding of hella fucking rude?
and they don't even have the common sense to put their questioning on private.
If you have time to be in someone else's room asking about income always assume she/he/they are making more then you
JaneBurgess
06-04-2014, 10:45 PM
"bb yor to pretty to cam" Really? Are we supposed to be ugly and scary? Sometimes these idiots really piss me off.
SweetJulia
06-04-2014, 11:41 PM
This is more funny than stupid and annoying, but a guy I did a show for on Monday tried to tag me with "drop dead gorgeous" after the show when his boss popped in and he had to exit the window, so I ended up being tagged with "drop dead go" lol :)
Lola12
06-05-2014, 12:03 AM
I have this guy that ALWAYS have tokens, minimum of 600. He always visits my room, telling me how much he likes me.
He has never tipped me! (well not the first time i have one of those guys...) Thing is, he asked if I was up for Skype. And I thought, sure, why not! And I gave him my skype ID.
He then told me to leave MFC, but I told him I always take tokens BEFORE a show.
And wow, just wow...
Him: I thought we we're going to have some fun, enjoying ourselves, cuz you said you liked my cock. (like that's a good reason... lol).
Me: Wait, what? I never do free shows.
Him: Ah ok :(
Like what the hell. I tell a lot of guys that I like their cocks ;D And WHY would I clear my room and stop working to
give a freeloader what he want's? Just plain stupid.
Lola12
06-05-2014, 12:14 AM
Oh, and one more thing... I HATE when guys are asking me to use some kind of liquid on my face!
Conditioner, bodylotion, shampoo, cream, milk. etc.
1. No, I do not wan't to waste my stuff.
2. No thank you, I do not want to get shampoo in my eyes.
3. No, I do not want to leave after just to get washed up and re-do my makeup in 25 min...
4. Neither do I want to take a shower cuz I got crap in my hair.
Arrgggh. I have done this 1 time, and then I had to use glidant.
Because of that, I got a horrible reaction. My face got all red and itchy!
Jealous asshole: Work will set you free;) *logs off*
Yet another reason to hate these shitheads: they quote nazis. ("Arbeit macht frei")
lemonberry
06-05-2014, 09:54 AM
can u show a lil somtihng? before we go c2c? ill take u 25 mins
I guess the whole show me something and I will take you pvt for 30 mins wasn't working so now 25 sounds more believable?
vixenviki
06-06-2014, 07:14 AM
All I've had so far today are guys who have obviously never been with a woman..
idiot: get your biggest toy and fuck yourself
me: *sigh*
idiot: (literally 5 seconds later) why aren't you cumming?
oh I'm sorry, I don't cum as quickly as you.
I'm not sure if they're stupid or if some girls fake cumming straight away to get rid of them faster or they are so cheap they expect a cum show for less than £3, but they're pissing me off.
Camigirl
06-06-2014, 08:44 AM
Last night sucked so...
Guy: How you get any tips you don't do anything
Me: That's the point, tips build up and the more I get the more I do..duh
Guy: So if I give you 1 token you will do something?
Me: yes, tell you you insulted me.
Guy: wtf? It's all I have left.
Me: Keep it, don't go grey.
Guy: Make me your mod, and I stay red then.
Me: Go away.
Guy: Why I want to tip you to get off your ass.
Me: I mean it, or I make you go away.
Guy: You're a snob, that is why we all hate you.
Me: So you and all your voices?
Guy: No, people here.
Me: People in your head?
Guy: Maybe.
Me: Ok, then can one of the others tip me?
Guy: If you stand up.
Me: Yea, quickly I have no panties on.
Guy: Oh shit we like that.
Me: Ok, stood up.
Guy: 5 tokens sent.
Me: Fucker
Guy: look at my cam there are only 5 of us guys here, I said I had only 1 token.
Me: Banned!
He was honest, they all had been guys in the room with dicks out, I had to look... sorry I did.
SoloDesire
06-06-2014, 02:14 PM
Clueless: can you stand
Me: of course I can...can you tip 3 gold? (my topic clearly states to tip 3 gold for requests)
He lingers for several minutes with nothing so I kick him.
He comes back and says:
Clueless: just wanted to see what your body looked like wasn't tryin to get you naked yet...Smdh I got a pay for that
Clueless has been blocked.
37753
Not in the mood for their stupid shit today...it's too fucking slow to deal with dumb asses. (and I have a WHOLE gallery of pics if he really just wanted to see what my body looked like)
RedAlice
06-06-2014, 09:41 PM
Went on for an hour when I couldn't sleep last night, thinking I may as well make some money from drunk Friday night dudes. Kept repeating that I had no sound because my family are asleep.
"Will you turn sound on in exclusive?"
Uh. Pretty sure I'll still have a family in exclusive, buddy.
anoncamgirl
06-07-2014, 01:35 AM
I hate when my subs try to top from the bottom.
This guy wanted a cock & ball torture + small penis humiliation + ass worship show. He tells me to go easy on him because he's never tried it before.
I go easy on him, I don't make him get a metal spatula or shove anything in his piss hole. I just make him squeeze his balls for me to "coax out his hidden penis". I allow him to see my ass after he practically demanded me inappropriately. I told him he could see it if he dropped to his knees and thanked me relentlessly while spilling out words about it's beauty. He agreed, of course. As soon as my ass was show he doesn't thank me or worship me until I go off camera and threaten to punish him for disobeying. He complied, and then told me to take off my panties. I was pissed. To be honest I was very gentle with his demands, he was not a good submissive at all and kept making demands and disobeying my orders.
Do you know what I normally do during these kinds of shows?
Command one--
Get naked. Take out your dick and balls. Let me see them.
Sub: Yes, Princess.
Command two--
Get your metal spatula and smack your dick with it.
Sub: Yes Princess. *does as commanded**cries**still obeys*
I've told a guy to shove a fork in his pisshole before. He loved it! I've commanded many guys to do many things that would make the manliest man cry.
He can't even squeeze his balls? Are you serious?
I guess it's not actually his fetish.
Vlodina
06-07-2014, 01:53 AM
^ Just like the bloody "cum eaters" who end the private as soon as they've come. Grrr. At this point I'm actually surprised when somebody actually does it.
Sunnylexie
06-07-2014, 06:05 AM
All I've had so far today are guys who have obviously never been with a woman..
idiot: get your biggest toy and fuck yourself
me: *sigh*
idiot: (literally 5 seconds later) why aren't you cumming?
oh I'm sorry, I don't cum as quickly as you.
I'm not sure if they're stupid or if some girls fake cumming straight away to get rid of them faster or they are so cheap they expect a cum show for less than £3, but they're pissing me off.
How women's orgasms work (according to some guys).
1) Grab the biggest oblongue object you have around. The length of your arm and the girth of a baby head will be perfect.
2) Shove it in your vagina. ALL of it. Won't fit? Pfft, you just need to get horny enough.
3) Poke and rabble violently for 10 to 30 seconds. Remember to pant, hoot and shout "oh YES" "oh GOD" and "oh FUCK" randomly, or the majick won't work.
4) Have a breathtaking, heavenly orgasm!!!*
*Squirt a gallon or it doesn't count.
CandyBubble
06-07-2014, 06:50 AM
"I can be your sub, what do I have to do"
*I say some general sub stuff, not sure what this guy is into*
"lol and what would I get out of that? sounds dumb"
Guy CLEARLY wasn't a sub
audritwo
06-07-2014, 08:21 AM
I hate when my subs try to top from the bottom.
This guy wanted a cock & ball torture + small penis humiliation + ass worship show. He tells me to go easy on him because he's never tried it before.
I go easy on him, I don't make him get a metal spatula or shove anything in his piss hole. I just make him squeeze his balls for me to "coax out his hidden penis". I allow him to see my ass after he practically demanded me inappropriately. I told him he could see it if he dropped to his knees and thanked me relentlessly while spilling out words about it's beauty. He agreed, of course. As soon as my ass was show he doesn't thank me or worship me until I go off camera and threaten to punish him for disobeying. He complied, and then told me to take off my panties. I was pissed. To be honest I was very gentle with his demands, he was not a good submissive at all and kept making demands and disobeying my orders.
Do you know what I normally do during these kinds of shows?
Command one--
Get naked. Take out your dick and balls. Let me see them.
Sub: Yes, Princess.
Command two--
Get your metal spatula and smack your dick with it.
Sub: Yes Princess. *does as commanded**cries**still obeys*
I've told a guy to shove a fork in his pisshole before. He loved it! I've commanded many guys to do many things that would make the manliest man cry.
He can't even squeeze his balls? Are you serious?
I guess it's not actually his fetish.
Girl I feel you. This is why I yell at all the subs that try to order me around. I just crush their ego and make them cry. :D
Luna66
06-09-2014, 03:37 PM
Got back on cam today after a week of laziness and was I rewarded by the cam gods for coming back? No, they were definitely punishing me for taking time off!
So i'm doing an anal show with a guy we'll call 'idiot' and I have a dildo in my ass.
Idiot: Oh god that's so hot. Fuck that ass girl, yeah!
Me: Mmm it feels so good.
Idiot: Now I want you to cum for me.
Me: Mmm i'd like that. (I reach for my clit. I don't actually cum during shows, it's a little too personal for me, so I just rub the area next to my clit for a while then fake an orgasm).
Idiot: No, don't touch yourself. Just cum from that big cock in your ass baby.
Me: Mmm OK baby (honestly, at this point i've just stopped even trying to correct them when they say that stupid biologically impossible shit because it just pisses them off, makes them leave the session and leave bad feedback/ratings, so I just go with it and make the session last longer and make more $$$!)
Me: Ohhhh i'm cumming! (Fake a big orgasm)
Idiot: Oh yeah baby, that looked so good. Now suck my cock and swallow every last drop of my cum.
Me: Ooh yeah (reaching for my other dildo).
Idiot: No baby, the one that was in your ass.
Me: Umm, no, sorry, I don't do ass to mouth.
Idiot: What?! Why not?! It's so hot! If you haven't done it before, that's ok, just suck it like you normally would. Remember, you were a virgin once and now you're obviously great at sex, so this will be fine too.
Me: Wow, ok. I don't say no because i'm scared or i've never done it before, I don't do it because allowing the bacteria from your rectum to enter your mouth can result in infections and I don't want to be sick for the next week.
Idiot: No, honey, there's no such thing as infections from ass to mouth. You can't get STDs from oral.
It was at this point that I just kicked him out. I don't normally think about the personal lives of my customers, but I genuinely worried about whatever poor girls end up sleeping with him. I mean, unless they can get orgasms from hard plastic shoved up their colons, enjoy swallowing their own fecal bacteria and can't tell the difference between a bacterial infection and an STD, in which case they've found a winner!
Issabelle
06-09-2014, 04:39 PM
This guy:
BG: hey, good. u?
Me: good thanks
BG: do u like roleplay?
Me: sure, what kind?
BG: i like cheating roleplay
BG: i am,. come over and ride me while my wife is out
BG: you could be her hot friend, or girl nextdoor
Me: sure, let's do a show baby.
BG: ok, i'll be ready in a couple mins
*BG lingers for a while and I'm all 'sure you will, but I have a 5 minute rule if you aren't buying a show,' so I kick him*
*BG comes back sometime later*
BG: why the dislogge?
Me: you said you'd be back when you were ready.
BG: so you dislodge people?
Me: yeah, people rarely actually come back when they say they will, so I focus on other customers. Don't take it personally.
BG: lol
BG: sorry you are jaded
Me: Keeps me sharp in my line of work
BG: hot, but hate the attitude
Me: BLOCK
Note: he still didn't buy a show, so while he left all high and mighty, I'm still right. Idiots.
TheBrownFox
06-09-2014, 06:55 PM
Last night's troll on MFC said something to me along the lines of "Whoa, sad titties" and then left the room. I like to talk a little shit back at people like that, so I posted on his wall laughing at his ugly-ass picture, and told him he looks like one of those child molesters who drives a white van. He deleted my comment from his wall, and it looks like I'm either blocked from posting on his wall or he disabled wall comments altogether. LOL. So he can dish it out, but he can't take it.....
SexiCal
06-09-2014, 07:10 PM
Last night's troll on MFC said something to me along the lines of "Whoa, sad titties" and then left the room. I like to talk a little shit back at people like that, so I posted on his wall laughing at his ugly-ass picture, and told him he looks like one of those child molesters who drives a white van. He deleted my comment from his wall, and it looks like I'm either blocked from posting on his wall or he disabled wall comments altogether. LOL. So he can dish it out, but he can't take it.....
Muhahahahahaha. A+++
Sunnylexie
06-09-2014, 07:12 PM
Idiot: Oh yeah baby, that looked so good. Now suck my cock and swallow every last drop of my cum.
Me: Ooh yeah (reaching for my other dildo).
Idiot: No baby, the one that was in your ass.
Me: Umm, no, sorry, I don't do ass to mouth.
Idiot: What?! Why not?! It's so hot! If you haven't done it before, that's ok, just suck it like you normally would. Remember, you were a virgin once and now you're obviously great at sex, so this will be fine too.
Me: Wow, ok. I don't say no because i'm scared or i've never done it before, I don't do it because allowing the bacteria from your rectum to enter your mouth can result in infections and I don't want to be sick for the next week.
Idiot: No, honey, there's no such thing as infections from ass to mouth. You can't get STDs from oral.
It was at this point that I just kicked him out. I don't normally think about the personal lives of my customers, but I genuinely worried about whatever poor girls end up sleeping with him. I mean, unless they can get orgasms from hard plastic shoved up their colons, enjoy swallowing their own fecal bacteria and can't tell the difference between a bacterial infection and an STD, in which case they've found a winner!
Probably his mom didn't tell him why they wash hands after using the restroom.
IsobelWren
06-09-2014, 11:44 PM
Idiot: wow cool wallpaper
I grin and accept the compliment, telling him that it's actually vinyl clings from Blik which I absolutely love.
Idiot: i meant to say lame, not cool. my mistake
That's the best he can do? I snort out a derisive laugh, roll my eyes and reach for the block button. He's left before I finish rolling my eyes.
IsobelWren
06-10-2014, 12:00 AM
All I've had so far today are guys who have obviously never been with a woman..
idiot: get your biggest toy and fuck yourself
me: *sigh*
idiot: (literally 5 seconds later) why aren't you cumming?
oh I'm sorry, I don't cum as quickly as you.
I'm not sure if they're stupid or if some girls fake cumming straight away to get rid of them faster or they are so cheap they expect a cum show for less than £3, but they're pissing me off.
How women's orgasms work (according to some guys).
1) Grab the biggest oblongue object you have around. The length of your arm and the girth of a baby head will be perfect.
2) Shove it in your vagina. ALL of it. Won't fit? Pfft, you just need to get horny enough.
3) Poke and rabble violently for 10 to 30 seconds. Remember to pant, hoot and shout "oh YES" "oh GOD" and "oh FUCK" randomly, or the majick won't work.
4) Have a breathtaking, heavenly orgasm!!!*
*Squirt a gallon or it doesn't count.
Normally I'll just inwardly roll my eyes and compromise between what I want to do and what he wants to do. When they get extra pushy about it (as in barking "cum now bb" several times, etc) I like to tell them the truth.
"I hate to tell you this but...it's impossible to actually come like that. Any woman who you've seen doing this, or who has told you doing this makes her orgasm is lying to you and faking her orgasm. I know this is surprising, because orgasms are awesome and who wouldn't want to have one? What you have to ask yourself is, what is it about you that makes these women decide to fake an orgasm as an exit strategy?"
The only lie in there is that I hate to tell them this. Just punishing bad lovers by planting the seed of doubt that leads to crippling performance anxiety. I am a rat. fucking. bastard.
SimoneGray
06-10-2014, 10:44 AM
Every time one of these idiots tells me "cum now bb", I fake a huge, porn-style orgasm. The reason for this, is that I feel that if I keep making them believe that they are the best lovers in the world, they'll get punk'd right back down to Earth when they discover that they are not, out there in the real world. Serves them right for being assholes. Me, I get my money out of them, so I don't care.
Camming has made me lose a lot of respect for men in general, yikes.
Issabelle
06-10-2014, 12:35 PM
Camming has made me lose a lot of respect for men in general, yikes.
Truth. Example: guy tries to come up and introduce himself to me in a bar after eye fucking me for half the night/week/month. "Hey, what's your name?" "No." "...But!" "Fuck off jackass. Your only interest stems from me being pretty and you sure as hell aren't introducing yourself to me for my brain." Example duex: "Are you single?" "I'm not interested." "Well my friend..." "I don't give a shit about your ball-less friend and I definitely don't need to be another man's property for you to grasp that." Example tres, always WHILE I'm with my boy or his friends: "Hey, I'm Asshat. What's your name again?" "I've never given it to you. Who the fuck are you?" "...you're a bitch!" "It's my default setting, much like yours is idiot."
Sometimes, I truly believe that camming has, on some level, bled into my real-life personality in terms of how I carry myself whether or not I realize it. My sweet girlfriends see far less of this behavior from men, but my 'bitch please' persona seems to attract the dicks like nobody's business. Granted, when my girlfriends do attract asses, they also tend to feel obligated to be polite and such, thus ending up being physically invaded by a drunk dude. Happened to a girlfriend and I the other night. I had the example three conversation and then had to pull him off her five minutes later, while the bouncer dragged his ass out.
Camming has made me more comfortable with occasionally being a total bitch to genuinely nice men if it means never entertaining the delusions of assholes.
Sunnylexie
06-10-2014, 06:46 PM
BrokeNDumb: can u strip naked for 10 gold after u strip coz i dont trust any girl on this site anymore coz like 13 girls got 10 bars and said im not doing it so u do it first and u get 10 gold and could i please have it bare i swear no lie i will pay
Me: LMAO
you dont trust me on stripping?
BrokeNDumb: yea heaps of girls do it to me
Me: Why would I trust you on paying, then? Besides, the money isn't even worth breaking the site rules. Go try it elsewhere!
BrokeNDumb: k slut go and get a real job *leaves*
The "13 times" didn't teach you to ask before paying? Uh-huh. Also, if you followed your own advice, you wouldn't be sitting on pornsites fishing for freebies.
*I'm in free chat, just finished putting stockings on*
Notwhatyouthink: how do you feel when you wear them dear :-)
Me: how do you think I feel? ;-)
Notwhatyouthink: powerful :-) like you own the thoughts of all the guys in the room
my gf tells me when she wears it, she just wants to be FUCKEDD
Me: up for some naughty fun?;-)
Notwhatyouthink: and knows i want it
*obviously a copypaste because he didn't have enough time to type it* oh man I wish i could be there to fuck your brains out......then cum all over your stockings. ropes and ropes of hot white sticky jizz all over those silky nylon thighs <3
Me: did you copypaste it?;-)
Notwhatyouthink: has anyone cummed on your stockings before?
noo
Me: sorry, but if you want me to tell about my sex adventures, you've got to go pvt. I don't offer free erotic stories)
Notwhatyouthink: not expecting *leaves*
OH REALLY?
OrgasmPolice: up for some fun
Me: yes, I am
what kind of it?)
OrgasmPolice: the one that gives u a vaginal orgasm
Me: are you sure?;-)
with me, that might take ages lol
OrgasmPolice: not if u pres the right bottons
Me: want to try?
OrgasmPolice: clitoral orgasm is so amateurish
So, a modern woman has to be a pro not only in giving pleasure, but also in getting it? The more you learn)
Lola12
06-11-2014, 01:30 AM
Will this shit ever go away? ;D
freebiker696: Hi, nice to meet u. I'm Luca from Italy and I'm looking for nice conversations. If u have skype and paypal, u add me and let's talk about deals. my skype is mikemike3235 . I can send money to u weekly
soraja
06-11-2014, 07:34 PM
So it's my first night on SM, and you know the type, "Hey, I see you're new on the site, do you need some advice"--no, go away, I know what I'm doing, I promise you you know jack dick about camming--"if you need any help"--I can read the performer manual and e-mail support, thanks. Oh, you moderate for girls on the site! Well SM doesn't actually have that feature and I'm gonna need some references. But I smile and be nice, because nice doesn't cost me anything. And of course he squats in my room for hours and doesn't spend a dime on me, and to top it all off he drops a "My girlfriend cams on this site! This is her name."
So he's probably full of shit, right? The alleged girlfriend isn't my type at all, but I go, ha ha she's cute, whatever.
And then the alleged girlfriend starts talking to me and they want? To have? A threesome? A threesome relationship? No offense to my poly sisters and I'm not saying I'm 100% monogamous but this is...
ME: This is cam site, not a dating site. We have been talking for like twenty minutes.
"HER": why cant it be both lol come on we're very selective
Oh, man, you're selective about the random half-naked girls you proposition on camsites! I feel so special!
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It goes on in that vein for a while: "we're in [STATE THAT ISN'T MY STATE] lol" Okay, well, I don't care, I'm not interested in anything but separating people from their money, I'm not here looking for a date, I'm here to take my clothes off in front of strange men, this is not a dating site. Finally, I have to resort to saying, very slowly and clearly, I'M NOT INTERESTED IN YOU. I'M INTERESTED IN YOUR MONEY. "oh well we're disappointed but that's ok." The end.
...or so I thought! The boyfriend comes back into my room today, does some pointless clarification of the rules for me (yes. Yes, I know I'm not allowed to do below-the-belt nudity in free. I got it, bud. You don't have to remind me), and then says, "I just found out she's six weeks pregnant." And how does that make you feel??? "sad, depressed, i dont know" Damnit, Jim, I'm a camgirl, not a priest. And unless you're spending money, I just. Don't care.
I have a feeling this guy is going to be a problem. A hilarious problem.
Issabelle
06-11-2014, 08:03 PM
^^ Block his ass. Seriously. I made the mistake of allowing a few of those type of guys to hang out in my room (the 'time wasters' and 'therapist seekers') and my constantly having to talk to them was A) distracting me from potential paying customers and B) off-putting to to potential customers. I was actually watching a top row, first page girl early this morning and she spent no less than 10 minutes during a gold show countdown telling some idiot to stop begging and buy in. No one was tipping her because, honestly, she sounded like she was either begging for his non-existent money or bitchy. Now, having been guilty of this myself, I don't blame her, but when it comes to my room I now auto-kick for the first instance of freebie begging and auto-ban if they come back. Also, if they really irritate me, I report them to SM. In your case, I would definitely report this guy, because he's soliciting contact (harassing you) and may try to say you tried to solicit contact from him (thus getting you in trouble). Not worth the hassle. Granted, I'm also the girl who auto-reports accounts to SM support for asking for underage/skat/vomiting/etc. It's ass covering for me.
Good luck girl! You definitely seem to be more prepared than 95% of other girls I've seen start out! XOXO
soraja
06-11-2014, 08:32 PM
Okay, yeah, you're right, this guy needs to go. He needed to go the minute he started reciting rules at me in the middle of me flashing a dude, when I had to lean into the cam and whisper, loudly, "Dude, you are blowing up my spot right now, just let me take my boobs out." No third chances. I was such an awful ban-happy bitch when I was on Chaturbate, too! ("hey bb do u need a mod ; )" No, are you kidding, I love yelling at idiots. "but i could mod so good for u" No. "but i wanna be ur mod" Ask me one more time, motherfucker. One more time.) I need to get that back.
I'm a little more skittish about reporting him for a violation, but that's not because it's not totally the right thing to do and not that I'm not all about covering my ass, just that I've never actually reported someone. And because I'm not sure how to word it? But "hey do you want to come to [STATE THAT IS NOT MY STATE] to have a threesome with me and my gf" and seeming to be totally serious about it is way beyond the pale.
And thank you! I read SW obsessively, haha, I love the community here.
takiaya
06-11-2014, 08:51 PM
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-.- my breasts haven't been small since I hit puberty, I just dont shove them in the camera for free, that doesn't mean they are fake :O
Issabelle
06-11-2014, 09:16 PM
I'm a little more skittish about reporting him for a violation, but that's not because it's not totally the right thing to do and not that I'm not all about covering my ass, just that I've never actually reported someone. And because I'm not sure how to word it? But "hey do you want to come to [STATE THAT IS NOT MY STATE] to have a threesome with me and my gf" and seeming to be totally serious about it is way beyond the pale.
Okay, so reporting on SM. You can do it a few ways. First, block his ass if/when he comes back. Next, write down his name (and any other assholes in need of reporting after you block them). Third, go about your day and show. When you log off, go under your blocked user list from your dashboard. His name should show up as a hyperlink with everyone else that you've blocked. Click it and his profile will pop up. The last tab is for reporting. There's a comments box and a drop down menu of the type of report. Customer is rude/abusive or customer is harassing are both options. Violation of terms of service really, really should be, but whatever the case is pick one and just say something like 'customer is harassing me for personal information and off-site contact despite repeated warnings that the sharing of information is a violation of the terms of service. Additionally, he is trying to play moderator of my room and claiming [insert model name] is his girlfriend.' Honestly, support WILL read it and act on it if they feel it is necessary. Include that quote from the convo with him. It doesn't have to be long--they can check the chat log on their end. It's more just ass covering for yourself. Reporting won't get you in trouble. I've found the best success to be 'member X is doing Y, which is in direct violation of terms of service Z, as well as harassing/violent/abusive/just plain wrong,' because support can't be upset with your for reporting violations of their own rules. Also, I'm just a bitch.
soraja
06-11-2014, 10:40 PM
Violation of terms of service really, really should be, but whatever the case is pick one and just say something like 'customer is harassing me for personal information and off-site contact despite repeated warnings that the sharing of information is a violation of the terms of service. Additionally, he is trying to play moderator of my room and claiming [insert model name] is his girlfriend.' .
Not gonna lie, I just c+p'd this whole thing into a notepad file so I can use it as a template for taking a stand early and taking a stand as often as possible. For my own personal satisfaction. I love being a bitch.
audritwo
06-11-2014, 10:44 PM
And thank you! I read SW obsessively, haha, I love the community here.
And I love you! Because you have Rhea Litre in your siggy! <3 Let's be internetfriends! Oh the next time someone asks you if you want to join in with them and their girlfriend. Say, "I'm no unicorn. Unicorn hunters are the biggest turn off." Usually that turns them away.
soraja
06-11-2014, 11:42 PM
And I love you! Because you have Rhea Litre in your siggy! <3 Let's be internetfriends! Oh the next time someone asks you if you want to join in with them and their girlfriend. Say, "I'm no unicorn. Unicorn hunters are the biggest turn off." Usually that turns them away.
The worst part is that my default sexual state tends to be "man, I would love to be the filling in that sandwich" but there is nothing worse than unicorn hunters. And not when I'm working, goddamnit!!! They (if it was in fact a 'they') were so tone deaf. If """they""""" were paying, I at least could have milked that. Somehow. Without violating TOS. I ould've figured it out.
Rhea's face in that part of "Let's Have a KaiKai" is my reaction to all freeloaders, fabulous dress and all. Look at all those sequences.
SimoneGray
06-12-2014, 01:28 AM
Some guy called me an "expensive bitch" on SM because I wouldn't do a cum show for $1 of GOLD...I mean...Really!?
nikki187
06-12-2014, 02:44 AM
CaptainObvious: Money whore! lmao
Well no fucking shit!
IsobelWren
06-12-2014, 08:11 PM
OrgasmPolice: up for some fun
Me: yes, I am
what kind of it?)
OrgasmPolice: the one that gives u a vaginal orgasm
Me: are you sure?;-)
with me, that might take ages lol
OrgasmPolice: not if u pres the right bottons
Me: want to try?
OrgasmPolice: clitoral orgasm is so amateurish
So, a modern woman has to be a pro not only in giving pleasure, but also in getting it? The more you learn)
BWAAAA HA HAAA! He is clearly a devotee of "classic" psychoanalysis, the bulk of which was proved to be bullshit like, forever ago. "Paging Dr. Freud." Literally!
Freud was the founding father of vaginal orgasms. He theorized that the clitoral orgasm (orgasm caused by clitoral stimulation) was adolescent and that, upon puberty, when women began having intercourse with men, women should transfer the center of orgasm to the vagina. The vagina, it was assumed, was able to produce a parallel, but more mature, orgasm than the clitoris. Presumably this vaginally produced orgasm would occur, however, only when the woman had mastered important major conflicts and achieved a "well integrated, feminine" identity. The woman who could reach orgasm only through clitoral stimulation was said to be "immature" and not have resolved fundamental "conflicts" about sexual impulses.
As we have already guessed, this was one of the first Freudian theories to be debunked.
These theories of Freud's* were based on faulty biology. Freud himself did mention that perhaps his biological knowledge was faulty and would turn out, on further study, to be incorrect -and indeed it has been demolished for some thirty years now.
Those quotes are from The Hite Report: A Nationwide [US] Report on Female Sexuality by Shere Hite, published in 1976!
*1) mature and immature orgasms 2) female frigidity, which Freud published as "the tremendous problem of frigidity in women." Do you guys also have the sinking suspicion that the diagnosis of one "problem" was the cause of the other? I know my knees did a damn fine impression of a giant clam just reading this!
JaneBurgess
06-12-2014, 08:44 PM
That is why I heart you. I love your "no bullshit" personality.
Last night's troll on MFC said something to me along the lines of "Whoa, sad titties" and then left the room. I like to talk a little shit back at people like that, so I posted on his wall laughing at his ugly-ass picture, and told him he looks like one of those child molesters who drives a white van. He deleted my comment from his wall, and it looks like I'm either blocked from posting on his wall or he disabled wall comments altogether. LOL. So he can dish it out, but he can't take it.....
hotmodel
06-12-2014, 10:10 PM
I love the money but fuckkkkk I hate the can I meet up with u bullshit..then I have to start the bullshit dance..ugh gets exhausting after awhile..no u freak..I'm not gonna meet up with u EVER!!!! Ok I feel better now lol
Sunnylexie
06-13-2014, 02:39 AM
BWAAAA HA HAAA! He is clearly a devotee of "classic" psychoanalysis, the bulk of which was proved to be bullshit like, forever ago. "Paging Dr. Freud." Literally!
I don't think he's ever read Freud, most probably he just meant they are too "easy" and using clitoral stimulation to orgasm somehow proves lack of skill or experience necessary to reach it otherwise. Funny, because being so easy, it's literally the only way to get yourself off within the timeframe these fuckwits set for you to orgasm.
Spinnerette
06-13-2014, 02:57 PM
random gray: *types a period*
random gray: Cool, I can talk!
Me: yeah, I don't silence anyone as long as they keep it civil.
random gray: *doesn't say a single other thing, probably leaves*
RedAlice
06-13-2014, 03:42 PM
Online for 5 mins:
GIVEMEGOLDbitch: you are, by far....
me: by far what?
GIVEMEGOLDbitch: the biggest cunt on the entire earth
GIVEMEGOLDbitch has logged out
Hahahahahahaha! I can't even! Jealous camgirl?
Me: (to the rest of my room) wow.... the "entire earth"... at least I've mastered SOMETHING!!" Hahahaha!
Awwwwww this kid didn't realise what a compliment they were paying you. Cunts are sexy, beautiful and powerful. ;)
soraja
06-13-2014, 08:42 PM
Category is: "people I should have banned immediately." This was earlier this week, and the guy didn't have any sound so my responses are preserved for posterity.
CHEAP FUCK: you have prolly the best rack ive seen in a while
they look natural
lol
ME: they are! hooray for genetic accidents!
CHEAP FUCK: can you pull them out some more
lol hooray
ME: it's three gold for a flash, Romeo [I've since upped it to 5 gold and could probably go higher... or could I.]
CHEAP FUCK: no i dont want a flash just yet
i'll still give you gold [yeah, okay.]
but i just like a tease before i tip [suuuuure.]
cuz its more fun when titties are flopping all over the place
and they almost come out
accidents turn me on the most
but i'll still give you a nice tip [this. this right here. this is the point where I should have banned him. Did he think I'm fucking stupid? Apparently.]
ME: haha, this is an industrial-strength bra, my girls aren't going anywhere
CHEAP FUCK: haha oh ok
well do whatever youc an to to that gold [oh my god, how did I not kick him ten second ago?]
shit i'll give you 10 for a good tease
ME: oh, romeo, I like my payment like I like my kinky negotiations: up front
CHEAP FUCK: you think you can remove the bra, but just keep that top shirt on?
no worries, im pretty generous
ME: (you're still requesting, these are requests.) [ban his ass, past me! ban him!]
CHEAP FUCK: lol
damn
ok
ME: you tried, though, you made a really noble effort
CHEAP FUCK: haha
i'll stick around tho
i'll still tip you babe [I think we all know how this one is gonna end, guys]
i like the view
those titties are nice
ME: haha, show me the money : )
CHEAP FUCK: i will
not yet
ME: anyway, what's up [no, past me, don't try and start friendly conversations with the timewasters, that's not what you're here for.]
CHEAP FUCK: your titties
lol:-P
not a request, but you shoud pull them out more
ME: bro, that is literally a request.
CHEAP FUCK: haha
ok no more request
dont do a handbra
And then he left. Without tipping, of course.
CurvyWinona
06-14-2014, 06:24 AM
me: hi there
malcumxx: "_
me: how are you hun?
malcumxx: ood
u cant tlk? lol
me: u have a problem with that?
malcumxx: not rly. its just wierd lol
maybe your a mute
:-P
me: well, you cannot type shit, either.
malcumxx: jk
haha
im not the model
me: so?
malcumxx: ok ill be like other guys and ill lurk
me: ok bye :-)
malcumxx: instead of being nice
malcumxx has been blocked.
what. the. hell.
pippapippa
06-14-2014, 05:18 PM
You fucks wit lorde?
Lorde!
The singer
You never heard the song "everybody wants to rule the world"
Do you fucks wit her music
Lol
Do you enjoy her music?
Lol you're not in the city are you?
...
scarlettbelle
06-14-2014, 05:42 PM
I was wrapping up a goldshow, and some guy buys in at *literally* the last minute to say this:
hey
go prvt?
plz
prvt bb
plz?
prvt now
plz bb
Oh yeah, sure dude. You're so *super special* to me that I'll just forfeit all the money I made in the goldshow JUST FOR YOU!
pippapippa
06-14-2014, 06:26 PM
I ask if anyone's interested in a show or if they're all just jacking off in free chat...
can'ttakeajoke: "i'm down"
me: "down for a show or jacking off in free chat? haha"
can'ttakeajoke: "wow that's rude. later."
finnishguywhodidn'tunderstand: "free chat works for me"
I really hate Streamate right now.
TattooedBBW
06-14-2014, 06:31 PM
I ask if anyone's interested in a show or if they're all just jacking off in free chat...
canttakeajoke: "i'm down"
me: "down for a show or jacking off in free chat? haha"
canttakeajoke: "wow that's rude. later."
finnishguywhodidntunderstand: "free chat works for me"
I really hate Streamate right now.
"Free chat works for me" hahahahah