View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
pippapippa
06-14-2014, 06:33 PM
"Free chat works for me" hahahahah
I was so surprised that I laughed out loud before I kicked him out of the room.
smaddy
06-14-2014, 06:54 PM
A few weeks ago I had 3 people in a private. I have my volume up around medium so that I can hear when people enter/exit a room. I've had a few close encounters where the countdown to enter freechat only had a few seconds left and I was still fucking myself lol. It's because of my screen size and using the encoder.
So anyway.... I had 3 people in a private. I was pretty happy. Then all of a sudden I hear a guy yelling "Oh yeah fuck me baby cum for me come on come on come on come on come for me come for me" and everyone else left the private within a few seconds of this. Some douche just entered my private and turned on his cam. He had a headset and since my volume was up his voice was being broadcast through my microphone. I was so pissed at him I wanted to scream at him. I don't know why I kept doing the session I should have just kicked him out right then and there.
TheBrownFox
06-14-2014, 10:21 PM
That is why I heart you. I love your "no bullshit" personality.
I just saw this. :) I love you too, Jane!
Sunnylexie
06-15-2014, 11:51 PM
RichBeggar: what would you do if i gave you a 1000$ ?
Me: *copypaste the My show/Expertise text*
RichBeggar: wow you do a lot
Me: true;)
nothing illegal or prohibited by the site, though
RichBeggar: can i see your ass
Me:yes, for 5 gold)
RichBeggar: thats a bit chieky
Me: lol subtract it from the 1000))
RichBeggar: how much for the tities
Me: the same, 5 gold
RichBeggar: whats for free than
A second-hand pvt viewer exits to the free chat and rates me 4 stars. Back in free:
Me: hi again, did anything go wrong?
Dude: no you are perfect
My: why the 4, then?;-)
Dude: i m working!
I just can't.
SimoneGray
06-16-2014, 04:22 AM
So this happened:
Member: hey bb, how about a discount
Me: Sorry, I can't change my rates
Member: I am a very important man, I can make you a well kept sugar baby
Me: hmmm
Member: So, about that discount?
Me: If you can make me a sugar baby, you can also pay my pvt rates
Member: Selfish bitch! I'll find you and f***ing kill you!! Bitch!! Whore!!
............I mean....
How do you ban on SM?
audritwo
06-16-2014, 08:56 AM
click on their name and hit the block button on the top. You can view their profile, kick, and ban. In that order I do believe.
SweetJulia
06-16-2014, 11:32 AM
This morning:
Me:Hi, Mr. Gynecology Dropout
Mr. Gynecology Dropout: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU lying, thieving whore! UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUr not a milf, UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU haven't had any kids! If UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU did, UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU clit would be longer! UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU bitches r all the same wanna track UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUs down nd slit UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUr smug cocksucking throooowt!
1-He's right, I haven't had kids. The milf angle works for me, I'm gonna milk the shit out of it.
2-All I did was say hi.
3-This post has been brought to you by SweetJulia, Mr. Gynecology Dropout, and......... the letter UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
RedAlice
06-16-2014, 11:56 AM
Our CLITS get longer after we've had kids? First IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII've heard.
Nina_Den
06-16-2014, 12:10 PM
^ LOL. Sometimes the way these guys act and/or type makes me think of Philip Seymour's Hoffman's (my love) character in Todd Solondz's 1998 "Happiness". Any of you who'd seen it will understand.
Rosemary Rabbit
06-16-2014, 12:16 PM
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Smurfette
06-16-2014, 03:03 PM
My clit got SMALLER after having kids.
^ LOL. Sometimes the way these guys act and/or type makes me think of Philip Seymour's Hoffman's (my love) character in Todd Solondz's 1998 "Happiness". Any of you who'd seen it will understand.
YES! Oh god. That movie is so... so... uh. Indescribable. I watched it when I was like 14 years old and this was my face the whole time: O_O
SweetJulia
06-16-2014, 03:37 PM
Awwwwww this kid didn't realise what a compliment they were paying you. Cunts are sexy, beautiful and powerful. ;)
Don't forget profitable lol!
RedAlice
06-16-2014, 04:46 PM
My clit got SMALLER after having kids.
My entire foof got smaller because I got a scalpel-happy doctor who decided she was gonna perform vag surgery without consent, then stitch me up smaller. WOO! I keep meaning to complain about that. Get permission before you cut people open y'all.
At least the whole "it gets bigger" rumour is 100% false for me.
Sunnylexie
06-16-2014, 06:31 PM
Yesterday I had to log off like an half an hour earlier because I had an appointment. Here's a couple of new things about camgirls I learned (didn't copy because was falling late and turned off the computer):
1) When a camgirl goes to a doctor, it's either about her boobs or pussy (because those are the only body parts she ever needs, right?).
2) When a camgirl says she can't rearrange her appointment to do a show for you rignt now (even if you ask PRETTY PLEASE), it's her having something against you personally/teasing to get more people into the show/being a general bitch.
soraja
06-16-2014, 07:04 PM
My entire foof got smaller because I got a scalpel-happy doctor who decided she was gonna perform vag surgery without consent, then stitch me up smaller. WOO! I keep meaning to complain about that. Get permission before you cut people open y'all.
That is--I was gonna say "weirdly" terrifying, but, no, that's legit terrifying. How is that even legal?
TheBrownFox
06-16-2014, 07:09 PM
So this happened:
Member: hey bb, how about a discount
Me: Sorry, I can't change my rates
Member: I am a very important man, I can make you a well kept sugar baby
Me: hmmm
Member: So, about that discount?
Me: If you can make me a sugar baby, you can also pay my pvt rates
Member: Selfish bitch! I'll find you and f***ing kill you!! Bitch!! Whore!!
Holy shit! What the fuck is wrong with some of these so-called men?! FUCK...
Sunnylexie
06-16-2014, 09:40 PM
So this happened:
Member: hey bb, how about a discount
Me: Sorry, I can't change my rates
Member: I am a very important man, I can make you a well kept sugar baby
Me: hmmm
Member: So, about that discount?
Me: If you can make me a sugar baby, you can also pay my pvt rates
Member: Selfish bitch! I'll find you and f***ing kill you!! Bitch!! Whore!!
Later, in the news: "Friday morning, senator Asshat was taken under arrest on suspition of murder. According to the investigators, the victim refused to give the man a discount on a custom porn show".
I'm sorry, this is so sick of me, but couldn't help it =/
RedAlice
06-16-2014, 11:04 PM
That is--I was gonna say "weirdly" terrifying, but, no, that's legit terrifying. How is that even legal?
It's not, but it happens scarily often to women in labour. Apparently bodily autonomy goes out the window when you're expecting a baby! And everyone's so relieved to have a healthy baby afterwards that they don't complain.
Sunnylexie
06-17-2014, 01:06 AM
Like a week ago, I gave this guy a shoe modeling show. I showed him all my heels and he culled all of them but for one pair (which I did the show with). Now he keeps coming back every day and asking what other heels I have. Here's the convo we had tonight:
Shoesgrowontrees: hi bb
Me: Hello!
Shoesgrowontrees: wat heels today
Me: lol do you think I buy a new pair every week?
Shoesgrowontrees: no but i want different
Does he expect me to go shoe-shopping so that he stops bugging me?
Issabelle
06-17-2014, 02:56 AM
^^ I think I've had that guy before, or at least one of the same family. I have, no shit, 50 pairs of boots/heels in my closet. Easily. There may be more if I actually took the time to count and still these guys aren't satisfied. Like, really bro? I'm out of closet space, but if you wanna pay for a few new pairs by tipping me and linking to the site with the pair you want me in, sure.
Sunnylexie
06-17-2014, 07:58 AM
^^ I think I've had that guy before, or at least one of the same family. I have, no shit, 50 pairs of boots/heels in my closet. Easily. There may be more if I actually took the time to count and still these guys aren't satisfied. Like, really bro? I'm out of closet space, but if you wanna pay for a few new pairs by tipping me and linking to the site with the pair you want me in, sure.
I have the same problem with panties. I have them in almost every color, style and material invented, but there ALWAYS is someone who wants the leather g-string in burgundy not black, or won't settle for anything other than neon green sheer booty shorts with pink bows. I had a person ask if I had any Victoria's Secret lingerie to model for him. I actually have a babydoll and a pair of panties (a gift from a reg), but he said those weren't real Victoria's Secrets and I was trying to scam him. Why ask for it at all if you can't tell the real thing from a knock-off? ::)
anonymous camgirl
06-17-2014, 11:05 AM
Good lord!.. this job is so fucking comical at times, if i didn't need the money to make a living I would totally do it for the lolz.....lol
Nina_Den
06-17-2014, 11:21 AM
^ It's totally true. Once you stop taking things personally and just take a step back and look at some of the things these guys say during an average shift, it's actually absurdly hilarious most of the time. Imagine a cam site where you couldn't ban people or kick them out... I think that's the camgirl's ultimate nightmare, kinda like how normal people have nightmares about showing up to work naked or losing all their teeth.
anonymous camgirl
06-17-2014, 12:35 PM
there are sites like that , that you can't kick or ban.. and if you can it's only til you log out and then they annoy the fuck out of you repeatedly every fucking day! and yes it's a nitemare.. i swear men are so childish,..
^ It's totally true. Once you stop taking things personally and just take a step back and look at some of the things these guys say during an average shift, it's actually absurdly hilarious most of the time. Imagine a cam site where you couldn't ban people or kick them out... I think that's the camgirl's ultimate nightmare, kinda like how normal people have nightmares about showing up to work naked or losing all their teeth.
curvydancer25
06-17-2014, 06:03 PM
I'm online...about a hundred people in my chatroom...about 3 people talking. I say I'm gonna get offline after an hour of noone tipping or really talking, then people wanna say...Awww why are you leaving??? BECAUSE YOU FUCKING IDIOTS ARE JUST SITTING THERE LIKE INVISIBLE LOSERS NOT SAYING SHIT AND IM WASTING MY TIME!!!! Ok I'm done.
Sunnylexie
06-17-2014, 06:26 PM
It annoys me too when they vaguely ask what kinds of outfits I have. I'm a female, that is a very broad question. I just say "What specifically are you looking for?" to speed it up.
...And then some of them would pout and say "Is it THAT hard to just tell/just show?" Pal, even if I had the time and willingness to type pages or get all my stuff out of the wardrobe, you clearly don't have the patience to wait until I'm done.
SophieL
06-17-2014, 09:48 PM
MS: i would like to take a frog leg bend it backwards light it onfire. Take a pickle turn it inside out, blink twice, take a pogo stick to the south pole and ride it up your cunt
Me:?? wtf?
Lola12
06-18-2014, 01:03 AM
What's up with these guys telling you they want to go private, and never do it? >:(
For an hour now, I have 3 guys telling me this and NEVER do it, they just keep asking quesion and also taking their
time to respond! Talk about time wasters! I'm supposed to leave in like 20 min.
SimoneGray
06-18-2014, 02:31 AM
I have started keeping a record of all the bizzare/weird things that happen on my cam. One day when I am finished camming for good, I will write a book with everything in it...because such lolz cannot be kept secret forever haha
audritwo
06-18-2014, 05:59 AM
Asshat: Are you an ass virgin?
Me: No
Asshat: Really? Then why don't you do anal?
Me: Because I need a lot of prep.
Asshat: No you don't. You just need a little lube. I can train you in private.
Me: Oh you are gonna train me? Goodie! You going to train me to stand up on my hind legs as well? I've ALWAYS dreamed of having a man treat me like a dog instead of a lady!
*Asshat then takes me private failing to recognize heavy sarcasm. *
Asshat: Grab your biggest toy and lube.
Me: *laughing* I was mocking you. I have no interest in anal. It isn't going to happen.
Asshat: Okay can you just bend over for me?
*does so and teases*
Asshat: now stick a finger in your ass.
*kicked* Nope not gonna waste my time on stupid.
Sunnylexie
06-18-2014, 06:30 AM
^^Love how men act like we've lived our whole lives with asses and pussies and still have no idea about how they work. Indeed, someone who only gets access to a woman's body once in a while (if gets it at all) is gonna teach us all ::).
P.S. When someone says he'd teach me fisting, putting big toys into ass et c., I ask if he tested the method on himself to know it works}:D.
Me: Hi, how are you?
Wannabe: I'm good besides my tiny dick
Me: You want to talk about how tiny it is?
Wannabe: I mean it's not that tiny
But I have to eat ass n worship to get anything in return.
Wannabe: oh I see) Looking for a gorgeous butt to worship?
Wannabe: I'm looking for a long term financial dominatrix to drain my money n ruin my life while I'm on blackmail
Wannabe: And yes is your but gorgeous. What about feet?
Me: Those are cute size 6 feet! I will gladly show them for 3 gold)
Wannabe leaves. So predictable.
*The end of my shift, my room has like 10 people in but all of them are sad beggars. I’m chilling, waiting for a reg to come for an arranged show. Then this pristine idiot comes in*
PreciousMoron: It my b day today can u give me a free show
No pvt
Me: lmao
did you give me a present on mine?
PreciousMoron: Please just this once
Me: not even like I know you)))
Do you always beg strangers to give you things on your b-day?
PreciousMoron: no
Me: So it's just me being lucky, I guess.
PreciousMoron: lol yea
So can you
Me: *bored, but have to keep my eye on the room, so decide to play with him*Ok, I will give you a free show, but you have to send me a scan of your ID
So I would know it's really your bday
PreciousMoron: grrrrrrrrrrrrr
Me: so, no proof?;-) Thought so.
PreciousMoron: Can you do just this one time please bb
Me: Ok, but first we need to make sure there's noone else in the chat!
It's your birthday, after all - not theirs, so there’s no reason that I give a free show for them to watch)
PreciousMoron: ok will kick them off lol
Me: won't do
What if one of them is about to buy a show from me? I don't want to miss out!
PreciousMoron: lol ok
Me: Ok let's just wait)
PreciousMoron: ok will can I see u r ass for now
Me: yes, as soon as someone else tips me 5 gold. I don't want them to enjoy for free, you see) Not like all of them have birthdays)))
PreciousMoron: tip someone tip
Me: There you go lol
Get those guys to tip
PreciousMoron: Please people
Me: Tell them I'm gonna show my ass with no panties on for 5 gold))
PreciousMoron: u hear her
Come on some one tip her
Me: *to everyone* lol that’s right guys)
Tip 5 gold so PreciousMoron can see my ass!
It's his birthday!
PreciousMoron: Please come on guys
Me: Noone wants to tip?
Dommage lol
Looks like our friend PreciousMoron’s gonna have have to pay for his goodies out of his own pocket
PreciousMoron: That fucking up
Me: Fucked up, for sure.
PreciousMoron: Guys come on please
PreciousMoron: Just this one time
PreciousMoron: Can please just let me see it ass bb
PreciousMoron: please
PreciousMoron: Please
He sits there whining and begging for around 15 minutes until the reg comes and takes me pvt. But wait, there's gonna be more!
PreciousMoron *sitting in the freechat all alone while I’m in pvt*: Can I get that show now ?
PreciousMoron: no one is here
PreciousMoron: Please
Nina_Den
06-18-2014, 06:31 AM
^ I always really enjoy it when they ask me "You like anal bb?" in private and I answer a very clear "No" (even though I DO in fact enjoy it a lot with my SO), cause;
A) I know they don't really care if I enjoy it or not.
B) They expect me to say "Oh yes baby, I LOVE anal, I wanna grab the biggest toy possible and shove it straight-up in my asshole, especially in a 5-minute show!".
vixenviki
06-18-2014, 07:15 AM
got a charmer in my free chat earlier
idiot: women like you need to learn their place
me: women like me? you mean beautiful, strong, independent women? we know our place thanks
idiot: learn to do as you're told
idiot: show me your ass
me: yeah, good luck with that
*ban*
what. an. arse.
SimoneGray
06-18-2014, 08:43 AM
@Sunnylexie that made me chuckle so hard...wow :D
audritwo
06-18-2014, 11:56 AM
I really don't know where to post this, so I'll put it here.
About a couple weeks ago I was doing a goldshow countdown. This guy joins in but so did a lot of others so it was hard to keep track of. Show is about to start in like a minute and this guy says "OMG! I already came, you're so hot." Without a beat I start laughing and called him a one pump chump forgetting that he joined in. I honestly believed he was a freeloader. I think he ended up leaving. Whatever.
So I was reading through my messages today because I was bored.
"umm thanks for calling me a one pump chump. congrats ur not the first one. thats why im on this damn website. anyways, u ruined my day."
A part of me feels bad, but at the same time I busted out laughing after reading this. God damn, I'm a cynical asshole.
vixenviki
06-18-2014, 12:23 PM
and I got called a time waster (and several other colourful things) by a complete freeloader because I refused to change into a school girl uniform in free.. as if i'm going to get undressed in free chat so he can NOT go private.
you wanna see this shit, you pay.
At least the other guys in my room told him where to go.
Think I've had enough of free chat for one day.
Sunnylexie
06-18-2014, 05:49 PM
I really don't know where to post this, so I'll put it here.
About a couple weeks ago I was doing a goldshow countdown. This guy joins in but so did a lot of others so it was hard to keep track of. Show is about to start in like a minute and this guy says "OMG! I already came, you're so hot." Without a beat I start laughing and called him a one pump chump forgetting that he joined in. I honestly believed he was a freeloader. I think he ended up leaving. Whatever.
So I was reading through my messages today because I was bored.
"umm thanks for calling me a one pump chump. congrats ur not the first one. thats why im on this damn website. anyways, u ruined my day."
A part of me feels bad, but at the same time I busted out laughing after reading this. God damn, I'm a cynical asshole.
^^ Agreed. If that's why he's on this damn website he could at least have kept his mouth shut since there's no other way for us to know he's cum. It's either his fetish to be humiliated on it, or he wanted to guilt-trip you by acting like you hurt his feelings, or, otherwise, he's just a fantastic idiot. Not worth feeling bad about him, either way.
Issabelle
06-18-2014, 09:06 PM
So there was a thread recently resurrected listing the types of guys who you know, 95% of the time, are never going to take you private/tip. I think I found that one in droves, in addition to being a possible capper (um, ew! Fuck yourself!). Within 20 seconds of coming in: "No audio BB?!" "Where are you located BB?!" "I can hear you now BB!" "STAND UP NOW BB!" *Instant block*
Best part? A regular of mine goes: 'I can hear her just fine asshole' as I block him. Ah, party chat. Sometimes it's just too fun. He started laughing so hard when I told him the guy was probably just a freeloader/capper and then immediately took me exclusive for a smoke show/laugh session to get away from the 'idiots' (again, his words). Love that guy.
Sunnylexie
06-18-2014, 10:38 PM
Asspick: want to shave head bald in pvt?
haircut?
*I was about to say no, but then thought I was planning to get a ‘hawk anyway for a LARP event this summer. Also, I heard of a guy who’d offer CRAZY money (like $3000) to girls so they’d shave their heads so decided to try my luck*
Me: will a mohawk do?
Asspick: yes
have clippers?
Me: I will if you buy a 1-hour block exclusive and send me 500 Gold upfront)
Yes, i have
Asspick: it does not take 1 hr *rolls into the regular group pvt (not even a 15-min block) and gets kicked for good*
audritwo
06-19-2014, 11:56 AM
I wish people would read. Seriously, it would stop a lot of butt hurt if they took their damn hand off their penis and read my profile as directs in my room topic. So I do not do any fucking/penetration in premium, only exclusive. I do this so I don't tire myself out, also that I really don't enjoy self vaginal penetration. It is stated in my profile what is offered during a premium show, and same for exclusive. So this guy takes me to private and asks me to fuck myself. I tell him fucking only in exclusive. He stays so I figured he understood. Then asks three more times. Third time I posted a saved chat that lists what is done in premium and exclusive. Fourth time he asks, I stopped what I was doing. Told him I'm trying to be nice here, but I don't fuck myself in premium, just exclusive. I've told you, several times. It's even in my profile. He says lol stays for another minute and leaves.
He gave me a comment!
http://i.imgur.com/XPqv0zs.jpg
What my profile says:
http://i.imgur.com/H8zxBDg.jpg
What my room topic says:
http://i.imgur.com/u4NHYla.jpg
I don't know what's more clearer then that. Just because you didn't follow basic 2nd grade directions, don't get butthurt and say there is no indication on what I do in privates. And give me negative feedback.
Getting it removed though. Lol right back atcha.
Nina_Den
06-19-2014, 12:02 PM
^ Oh my god. Makes me furious just to read this, mainly because I think that even if the model DOESN'T state she won't do penetration whatsoever, I think that even if she's requested to do so in paid chat and replies that she won't do it and is uncomfortable with it, the costumer has absolutely no right to complain.
It's a super-sensitive topic for me that I touch a lot on this board, because I don't do penetration on 99.9% of my shows. I work on a paid-chat only site and I don't state this in my profile, but I'd be pretty damn pissed if a costumer left a comment on my profile saying "She didn't agree to fuck herself!" like I have an obligation to. I'm sure I'll get such a comment in the upcoming future, though. There'll ALWAYS be this guy that thinks it's a basic that you stick something in yourself, not realizing that for some women it actually hurts and/or requires very special circumstances.
anonymous camgirl
06-19-2014, 12:13 PM
Ok, the only thing you did was bruise his EGO.. he felt like a hero telling you that and you called him out and belittled him.. I honestly do not believe you need to apologize.. he was being a douche to begin with and now he is guilt tripping you.
I really don't know where to post this, so I'll put it here.
About a couple weeks ago I was doing a goldshow countdown. This guy joins in but so did a lot of others so it was hard to keep track of. Show is about to start in like a minute and this guy says "OMG! I already came, you're so hot." Without a beat I start laughing and called him a one pump chump forgetting that he joined in. I honestly believed he was a freeloader. I think he ended up leaving. Whatever.
So I was reading through my messages today because I was bored.
"umm thanks for calling me a one pump chump. congrats ur not the first one. thats why im on this damn website. anyways, u ruined my day."
A part of me feels bad, but at the same time I busted out laughing after reading this. God damn, I'm a cynical asshole.
audritwo
06-19-2014, 06:34 PM
Ok, the only thing you did was bruise his EGO.. he felt like a hero telling you that and you called him out and belittled him.. I honestly do not believe you need to apologize.. he was being a douche to begin with and now he is guilt tripping you.
That's what my husband said, he said if I message back do a "lol umad" or ignore.
chloemay
06-19-2014, 07:02 PM
Can phone sex count? I must share. I use my pictures on website A and website B. A regular for the past couple of months on website B sent an indignant email today, stating that he suddenly remembers me from website A, and why didn't I tell him it was me, when we had spoken several times there.
I look at site A and it says, :last contact with this customer 749 days ago.
Really? We last talked 2 years ago and ur mad I didn't remember? Meanwhile, he is a random screen name with vanilla fantasies and I use my pics on both sites, as well as all over the damn internet and it's my job to remember him. WTF
IsobelWren
06-19-2014, 07:07 PM
Turn on Skype to start trawling while I put on makeup. Without sending any messages out, in the first 5 minutes of Skype being on I get the "how much if I give YOU a show instead" cliche, the "I promise I'm attractive so it's worth doing a show for free" cliche, the "my friend referred me to you" cliche and the "What turns YOU on baby?" cliche
FROM FOUR DIFFERENT PEOPLE
http://www.collegehumor.com/images/download.jpg
And immediately after I hit enter here, this happened:
is there any chance i do a dance for you
[10:05:56 PM] Beggar: you would really make my dream come true
[10:06:17 PM] Beggar: the problem is i cant pay with my cc today
[10:06:36 PM] Beggar: ok iam guess you hear that every day
CAM BEGGAR POETRY!!!!!
Sunnylexie
06-19-2014, 08:18 PM
...Aaaaand this post is dedicated to all the Russian guys who think I should give them free shows or hook up just because they speak the same language. Wake up, I live in Russia (actually, the RU on my thumbnail is the reason why you came to my room) and guess what - it's FULL of Russians! Believe me or not, I even have a Russian guy live with me so I always have someone to show my ass and tits to in case I get sick of the English-speaking audience.
IsobelWren
06-19-2014, 09:16 PM
Bye bye cheese guy. I never had the opportunity to put kraft singles on my tits for you.
http://6abc.com/news/man-pleads-guilty-to-harassing-women-with-cheese-/124108/
https://i.imgur.com/OelVq.gif
audritwo
06-19-2014, 09:23 PM
OMG, amazing
chloemay
06-19-2014, 09:32 PM
Bye bye cheese guy. I never had the opportunity to put kraft singles on my tits for you.
http://6abc.com/news/man-pleads-guilty-to-harassing-women-with-cheese-/124108/
https://i.imgur.com/OelVq.gif
Are we sure this is the same guy? Different mo (I watch Criminal Minds). and am therefore an expert
Sunnylexie
06-19-2014, 10:19 PM
A notice before I start: the toy we're speaking about is Metal Worx Curve Probe, 10 inches of curved solid steel.
In PVT:
Dude: do you have a dildo?
Me: Yes *show him the dildo I normally use for pussy*
Dude: can u lay on ur bak and put it in ur ass?
Me: not this one - i use it for pussy only.
let me show my anal toys *show them*
Dude: push metal all the way in
Me: sorry, I can't! It only goes three beads in or four if you're lucky.
Dude: try
Me: See, this is a metal toy, it has a rather pointy end and has no give to it. If I keep trying even though it hurts, I can rip my colon open and die.
Dude: can u put it all the way in ur pussy?
*Here I get up to tell him everything I think about his knowledge of anatomy, but my expression alone proves enough to get him leave*.
One of those guys who think women are hollow inside::). YOu know, like kewpies with 2 holes in their bottom part and one for the mouth.