View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
SweetJulia
06-20-2014, 01:25 AM
Our CLITS get longer after we've had kids? First IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII've heard.
Dude, how clueless can guys be about the female body lol? That's why I'm happy camming, if these morons actually touched me, I'd likely get injured.
Sunnylexie
06-20-2014, 02:26 AM
idiot1: Do you want to suck my cock
Me: Let's go pvt and get right on it)
idiot1: you don't look like you suck much cock
Ok then, how is someone who does suck much cock supposed to look? They have their lipstick smeared or something?
idiot2: what do you want to chat about?
Me: Cats and computer games!
idiot2 leaves
Well, you asked me...
SoloDesire
06-20-2014, 12:45 PM
HammerDong: hey sexy babe why no anal??
Me: I don't enjoy it
HammerDong: but i do ;-)
Me: Good for you
HammerDong has logged off
Seriously?! Why did he find the need for that conversation just so he could leave afterwards? I'll never understand these idiots.
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Nina_Den
06-20-2014, 12:56 PM
^ It's like when guys ask me during the show "How many fingers can you fit into your pussy/asshole" and I reply "Do you mean how many fingers I can fit while actually ENJOYING it? Probably one". If they leave I'm happy, cause I'll never get these Wannabe Max Hardcores who watch porn/turn to camgirl in order for the girl to perform circus tricks she obviously does not enjoy.
I mean, I'm not naive, I understand there are many people who get off to the fact the girl's clearly not enjoying herself, but I'll NEVER agree to be a a part of it.
TattooedBBW
06-20-2014, 01:00 PM
Bye bye cheese guy. I never had the opportunity to put kraft singles on my tits for you.
http://6abc.com/news/man-pleads-guilty-to-harassing-women-with-cheese-/124108/
https://i.imgur.com/OelVq.gif
Hahahaha I made a post about this guy a while back here:
https://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?190205-This-guy-needs-a-camgirl
I woulda loved to have had him as a custie.
IsobelWren
06-20-2014, 01:25 PM
Are we sure this is the same guy? Different mo (I watch Criminal Minds). and am therefore an expert
I'm sure it's not, but I like to pretend. :)
JaneBurgess
06-20-2014, 05:38 PM
They don't read. I have a fetish profile and they always ask for Gold shows and me fucking dildo's. I have it on the room topic too and they still ask for non fetish shows. Fucking idiots!!!
I wish people would read. Seriously, it would stop a lot of butt hurt if they took their damn hand off their penis and read my profile as directs in my room topic. So I do not do any fucking/penetration in premium, only exclusive. I do this so I don't tire myself out, also that I really don't enjoy self vaginal penetration. It is stated in my profile what is offered during a premium show, and same for exclusive. So this guy takes me to private and asks me to fuck myself. I tell him fucking only in exclusive. He stays so I figured he understood. Then asks three more times. Third time I posted a saved chat that lists what is done in premium and exclusive. Fourth time he asks, I stopped what I was doing. Told him I'm trying to be nice here, but I don't fuck myself in premium, just exclusive. I've told you, several times. It's even in my profile. He says lol stays for another minute and leaves.
He gave me a comment!
http://i.imgur.com/XPqv0zs.jpg
What my profile says:
http://i.imgur.com/H8zxBDg.jpg
What my room topic says:
http://i.imgur.com/u4NHYla.jpg
I don't know what's more clearer then that. Just because you didn't follow basic 2nd grade directions, don't get butthurt and say there is no indication on what I do in privates. And give me negative feedback.
Getting it removed though. Lol right back atcha.
MochaCammie
06-20-2014, 08:07 PM
Guys on SM that try to act out a private in free chat.
So, last night a guy comes into my free chat and greeted me. He seemed nice so we were chatting for about 3 or 4 min about my room topic. I asked him what was he into and he says roleplay, described the scene, and said that he was ready. Keep in mind that we’re still in free chat and I’m waiting for him to go prvt so that I can start this scene w/ him. He types out this long ass message (in free chat) that I’m a naughty girl and if I missed him after cheating on him, asked me to show some pink and say his name. I only talk in prvt so I told him “Only in prvt.” I hope he didn’t think that I was going to do all of that in free chat. That dumb fucker. He asked me to prove that I had toys and then he’d go prvt. I’m not falling for that! So I smiled into the cam and clicked the ban button. Wtf?! Yeah, that pissed me off.
audreymadison
06-20-2014, 11:01 PM
disgusting guy: hi
Me: hi
disgusting guy takes me private
disgusting guy: show me panties bb
disgusting guy: show ass
disgusting guy: bend over doggystyle
disgusting guy: now get close and play with your tongue
disgusting guy: lick my ass
me: uh, I don't
disgusting guy: will you eat my shit?
me: negative
He left then and gave me one star.
Wow! Just wow that was crazy! What the hell man?
Issabelle
06-21-2014, 02:40 AM
disgusting guy: hi
Me: hi
disgusting guy takes me private
disgusting guy: show me panties bb
disgusting guy: show ass
disgusting guy: bend over doggystyle
disgusting guy: now get close and play with your tongue
disgusting guy: lick my ass
me: uh, I don't
disgusting guy: will you eat my shit?
me: negative
He left then and gave me one star.
Wow! Just wow that was crazy! What the hell man?
Get his screen name, the time the session ended (and started, if you remember), etc., from your recent earnings history (I'm assuming SM, since you said he rated you 1-star). Send that plus what he typed to support and ask for a removal. Reason: he's pissed you wouldn't discuss eating shit, a banned fetish. Rating should be gone in 24 hours no problem. I've had to do that a bunch lately.
SaraLaughs
06-21-2014, 02:49 AM
I get so annoyed by the shit in my tabs at the end of the day, that I immediately close, and forget to transcribe it to you ladies. But man... the stuff I get in my $1 voyeur shows are just bizarre.
audritwo
06-21-2014, 04:32 PM
When people seem to stroke out on their keyboard. Like such in Free Chat
Proceleen_1: nnnnnnnnnnnmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
i fuck emo girl ass
ımmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
you want black man bb?
my age 522
my penis 10 inc
very big and huge
i
hi
fuck u ass deep bb
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
yessssssssssssssss
want connect she hand
aAND İNSERT SHE MY HUGE BLACK PENİS
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
YESSSSSSSSSSSS
FUCK SHE BB
HEY GİRL
FUCK SHE CUTE ASSS
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
fuck u little ass bb
ööööööööööööööööööööömmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
yessssssssssssssss
bb
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
lick my black balls
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
ımmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
turn ass bb
cute ass turn
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
turn analllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
fuck uuuu
fuck u cute white asss
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
yessssssssssssssssss
like it slut
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
fuck u
fuck u ass very hardddddddddddddddd
turn analllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
yesssssssssssssssss
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
yesssssssssssss
turn bb
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
tes
fuck u
ummmmmmmm
you are very beauty white irl
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
hey girl lick she asss
lick bb
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
very like it
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
insert she ass
dildo insert bb
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
yessssssssssssssssssssssssss
she ass insert dildo alls
oh shit
fuck sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
insert it she cute white ass bb
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
yessssssssssssssssssss
insert bb
insert dhe little cyte asssssssssssssssssssss
insert bbbbbbbbb
insertttt ittttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
yesssssssssssssssss
bb
very want u are
Spinnerette
06-21-2014, 04:42 PM
^^^^ and shit like that is why I don't buy the "room is silent because everyone is jacking off" theory. They're all oh-so quiet until they should really stfu and concentrate on masturbating. :/ No one wants to see that.
audreymadison
06-21-2014, 04:46 PM
Thanks, I did that and support has already gotten back with me about removing the rating and looking into that guy's account. :)
PinkGeisha
06-21-2014, 04:49 PM
When people seem to stroke out on their keyboard. Like such in Free Chat
Proceleen_1: nnnnnnnnnnnmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
i fuck emo girl ass
ımmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
you want black man bb?
my age 522
my penis 10 inc
very big and huge
i
hi
fuck u ass deep bb
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
yessssssssssssssss
want connect she hand
aAND İNSERT SHE MY HUGE BLACK PENİS
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
YESSSSSSSSSSSS
FUCK SHE BB
HEY GİRL
FUCK SHE CUTE ASSS
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
fuck u little ass bb
ööööööööööööööööööööömmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
yessssssssssssssss
bb
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
lick my black balls
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
ımmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
turn ass bb
cute ass turn
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
turn analllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
fuck uuuu
fuck u cute white asss
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
yessssssssssssssssss
like it slut
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
fuck u
fuck u ass very hardddddddddddddddd
turn analllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
yesssssssssssssssss
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
yesssssssssssss
turn bb
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
tes
fuck u
ummmmmmmm
you are very beauty white irl
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
hey girl lick she asss
lick bb
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
very like it
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
insert she ass
dildo insert bb
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
yessssssssssssssssssssssssss
she ass insert dildo alls
oh shit
fuck sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
insert it she cute white ass bb
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
yessssssssssssssssssss
insert bb
insert dhe little cyte asssssssssssssssssssss
insert bbbbbbbbb
insertttt ittttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
yesssssssssssssssss
bb
very want u are
DAMN. You poor thing, Audribb. <3
And I thought I had it bad with quiet creepers sitting in my room not talking or, this bitch right here as I run another voyeur show: "JonasO: does this hoe only sleep on cam? lol"
BITCH. I DARE yo ass to come back... ban hammer is coming down in full effect, cunt... since yo cheap ass is too broke to pay my 9.99/11.99 rate per minute! Shiet. XP
RedAlice
06-21-2014, 05:21 PM
When people seem to stroke out on their keyboard. Like such in Free Chat
Proceleen_1: nnnnnnnnnnnmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
i fuck emo girl ass
ımmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
you want black man bb?
my age 522
my penis 10 inc
very big and huge
i
hi
fuck u ass deep bb
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
yessssssssssssssss
want connect she hand
aAND İNSERT SHE MY HUGE BLACK PENİS
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
YESSSSSSSSSSSS
FUCK SHE BB
HEY GİRL
FUCK SHE CUTE ASSS
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
fuck u little ass bb
ööööööööööööööööööööömmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
yessssssssssssssss
bb
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
lick my black balls
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
ımmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
turn ass bb
cute ass turn
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
turn analllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
This is why 522 year olds shouldn't be allowed online.
JaneBurgess
06-21-2014, 07:35 PM
Why do they always claim to have 10 inch dicks?
When people seem to stroke out on their keyboard. Like such in Free Chat
Proceleen_1: nnnnnnnnnnnmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
i fuck emo girl ass
ımmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
you want black man bb?
my age 522
my penis 10 inc
very big and huge
i
hi
fuck u ass deep bb
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
yessssssssssssssss
want connect she hand
aAND İNSERT SHE MY HUGE BLACK PENİS
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
YESSSSSSSSSSSS
FUCK SHE BB
HEY GİRL
FUCK SHE CUTE ASSS
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
fuck u little ass bb
ööööööööööööööööööööömmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
yessssssssssssssss
bb
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
lick my black balls
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
ımmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
turn ass bb
cute ass turn
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
turn analllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
fuck uuuu
fuck u cute white asss
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
yessssssssssssssssss
like it slut
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
fuck u
fuck u ass very hardddddddddddddddd
turn analllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
yesssssssssssssssss
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
yesssssssssssss
turn bb
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
tes
fuck u
ummmmmmmm
you are very beauty white irl
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
hey girl lick she asss
lick bb
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
very like it
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
insert she ass
dildo insert bb
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
yessssssssssssssssssssssssss
she ass insert dildo alls
oh shit
fuck sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
insert it she cute white ass bb
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
yessssssssssssssssssss
insert bb
insert dhe little cyte asssssssssssssssssssss
insert bbbbbbbbb
insertttt ittttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
yesssssssssssssssss
bb
very want u are
MissNicole2U
06-21-2014, 07:58 PM
talking to a guy who thinks spending $12 in a pvt ONE TIME means I'm now obligated to spend 3 hours just chatting away with him in pvt.
"psh, I can get laid whenever I want."
Great, now please stop trying to prove to me that you're some Brad Pitt lookalike that doesn't "need" to pay for porn.
Sunnylexie
06-22-2014, 05:00 AM
Why do they always claim to have 10 inch dicks?
To make it an even, pretty-looking number, obviously. Nines only look good on the sales ads))
Reminded me of an old dating site quote:
M: My cock is 12 inches)
F: Um, don't think it's a good way to advertise yourself. For most women, the size would be intimidating.
M: What if I say it's 10?
F: Still too big.
M: What about 6? Do you like?
F: Are you trimming it down?
Sunnylexie
06-22-2014, 08:02 PM
Entitled Copypaster: Hello, I’m Reginal D. Jones of Memphis on any search engine: International Travel Access Granted. “Fascinated by trains through mountains, snow on the peak, exotic birds, woods, leathers, and the winter’s breeze.” What do you enjoy?
Oh yes, Prince Charming, let me drop everything and google you. Btw, he left right after I answered him – probably, he thought that once contact is set, it would motivate me to search and contact this treasure before he’s slipped away lol.
TransdimensionalPrincess
06-22-2014, 09:23 PM
"Like the video you have on clips4sale of you in the red short shorts" :confused:
I have no videos on c4s in shorts of any kind, so all these ass compliments are meant for someone else... but how confused can you be to mix up emails? Oh yeah, he had his dick in his hand.
MissNicole2U
06-22-2014, 10:02 PM
**CheapIdiot**: How much for tit flash?
ME: I believe it's in my topic, 10g
**CheapIdiot**: Oh, okay. I only asked because I didn't see it in your topic..
ME: Oops! Sorry about that I didn't hit 'Set Topic', how about I give you one for half off since I can't seem to read tonight! (laughs)
5 MINS LATER...
**CheapIdiot**: How long do you flash for?
ME: (facepalm) Nevermind, not doing flashes tonight after all.
New definition of cheap, half off tits isn't good enough. xD
Spinnerette
06-22-2014, 11:33 PM
Non-reading dummy: *enters room* Do you want to take all of this cock?
Me: You're not very good at reading, are you?
Non-reading dummy: ?
Me: I don't take cock...I give it.
*cackles as he leaves immediately*
Oh, and the guy who came in and said that if my fantasy is married men that I've hit the jackpot with him is bothersome to me. Not that I can afford to be preachy towards men practicing infidelity, but I am a femdom and it's like...no. Pretty sure your wife doesn't want you and that's why your loser ass is here in the first damn place, trying to spin it like you're some "catch".
TheBrownFox
06-23-2014, 10:34 AM
Motherfuckers that NEVER tip, but come in the room talking all that "I love you" and "Wish you were here with me" bullshit...
Smurfette
06-23-2014, 10:57 AM
idiot: how have u been
goreat I am leaving for vegas tommorow
that is why I have bene cutting back on th eprvts
From a guy who has NEVER taken me private before. lol. He's always hanging out in my free chat but has never paid. How do you cut back from 0?
Smurfette
06-23-2014, 11:03 AM
idiot: See I dont understand this, if youre confident that you have a fantastic ass...why dont you show it to me and make me take you exc? :-)
I think you do :-)
how about this...you show me your ass and bend over for me and ill take you exc right now
deal?
me: there would be no need to make this deal if you intended on spending money.
idiot: it shows me you want me
otherwise its not fun
idiot has been blocked.
Uh... I DON'T want you. lol.
PlayfulDesire
06-23-2014, 11:29 AM
Him: I don't want to spend money on you when I can take you out.
.... Yeah buddy sure I'll just fly right over to that state of yours and you know let you take me out to eat because I'd much rather do that than pay bills.
Sunnylexie
06-23-2014, 06:38 PM
Idiot: hi, where are you at?
Me: Russia
do you speak English?
Me: I do
Idiot: Do you phone?
Me: yes, in Exclusive
.......
Idiot: can't figure out how it works
Idiot: can you just call me
Here's my number XXXXXXXX
Fuck you, I'm not spending more than your Excl is gonna make me just to spare you the mental effort.
Sunnylexie
06-23-2014, 11:31 PM
*This guy had one 4-minute show with me about 4 months ago*
Me: Hello, %name%! How are you?
Crybaby: You remembered
Me: I put names down;-)
Crybaby: I hope we are friends
Me: acquaintances rather)
I haven't decided if I want to be friends yet)
Crybaby: I am movtng to ROMANIA *If you claim to be my friend, why don't you learn where I'm from for starters?*
Me: thousands of people move places so what? ;)
Crybaby: I'd like to be friends
Me: I don't know a thing about you, except for you being a %name% and also the fact you probably want to fuck me).
It's not like a person's pre-existing sexual interest in me makes me want to be friends with them
Crybaby: I want to be your friend and not fuck you *ORLY? Why didn't you contact me on FB or some other place with no pictures of my tits for you to jack off while talking to me?*
Me: anyway, just your name and willingness aren't enough
Crybaby: I'm dissapointed in my self andhurt that you don't want to be my friend
*Too bad I got taken pvt before I could answer. Now he's going to persist in the erroneous belief that nagging and trying to guilt-trip people earns a person their friendship*
Nina_Den
06-24-2014, 06:13 AM
Today's been excruciating; a lot of dumbasses, and it took me 4 hours to make what I usually make in 2.
But the worst was when a regular of mine -- and I call him a "regular" only because he did a lot of long shows with me, not because I consider him someone I can talk to and truly "gets" me -- suddenly said during our show something along the lines of; "You always do the same thing. Other girls are doing extreme acts/different shows. I have no idea how it works out for you here!".
OK, now, had I considered him even slightly intelligent (I'd hated the shows with him anyway because it seemed like all he knew how to type 99% of the time was "mmmmmmmm yes bb!!! louder!!!"), I'd explain to him that;
A) My true regulars appreciate me not because I'm a "stunt girl" (and I'm very clearly not), but because I provide the perfect girlfriend experience. They love my sweetness and honesty, the fact that I can hold down a conversation & truly seem to enjoy myself when I masturbate.
B) I don't do anything I'm not comfortable with.
I think it particularly annoyed me because many guys today tried to convince me to do things I don't do (anal, dildo penetration, deepthroat) and acted like it's a guarantee that EVERY single girl is doing these things. :ashamed:
Fitandpretty
06-24-2014, 08:12 AM
Just logged on to check if I got messages from any of my fan club members, and I find this gem in my box
Wuz gud ma? Can u twerk for me?
I instantly banned him on the spot.
SoloDesire
06-24-2014, 01:47 PM
This was on Cams.
johndoe1005: hi sexy
Me speaking: Hi John, how are you? (several minutes pass)
johndoe1005: how are you?
Me speaking: I'm good, thanks! How are you? (several minutes pass)
Me: Why aren't you responding to me?
johndoe1005: i could say the same thing lol
Me: Can you not hear me?
johndoe1005: i dont have sound, have you been talking?
johndoe1005: no sorry
Me: Seriously?
johndoe1005: yes
Me: Would have been nice if you would have told me that...you can obviously see my mouth moving.
*FACEPALM*
Vlodina
06-24-2014, 01:55 PM
this was on cams.
Johndoe1005: Hi sexy
me speaking: hi john, how are you? (several minutes pass)
johndoe1005: How are you?
Me speaking: i'm good, thanks! How are you? (several minutes pass)
me: Why aren't you responding to me?
Johndoe1005: I could say the same thing lol
me: Can you not hear me?
Johndoe1005: I dont have sound, have you been talking?
Johndoe1005: No sorry
me: Seriously?
Johndoe1005: Yes
me: Would have been nice if you would have told me that...you can obviously see my mouth moving.
*facepalm*
all the fucking time! Punch them in the penis!!!!!
Smurfette
06-24-2014, 04:45 PM
^^ Kick them in the balls with your heels and grind them to a mush!
audritwo
06-24-2014, 06:33 PM
dredallas90: Audri I'm a recent stroke survivor. Pleae show me a quick glance of your ass?
I lol'd so hard in this dudes face.
TattooedBBW
06-24-2014, 06:36 PM
dredallas90: Audri I'm a recent stroke survivor. Pleae show me a quick glance of your ass?
I lol'd so hard in this dudes face.
Shoulda said no because u wouldn't want him to have another one after seeing it lol
will you pour white mayo/cream in your mouth and drool on your tits
mmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmm tits
mmmmmmmmm very nice
mmmmmmmmmmm my mouth is watering
mmmmmmmmmmmmm i love to feed
mmmmmmmmmmm i love to suck
mmmmmmmm do you have big nipples
mmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmi love to have mouth alll over them
mmmmmmm suck some wine
mmmmmmm you must have a very nice ass
JaneBurgess
06-25-2014, 01:20 AM
I had someone tell me today that his dick was 18 inches and the other day a guy claimed his was 13 inches. It's amazing that all the big dicks in the world only hang out on cam sites.
To make it an even, pretty-looking number, obviously. Nines only look good on the sales ads))
Reminded me of an old dating site quote:
M: My cock is 12 inches)
F: Um, don't think it's a good way to advertise yourself. For most women, the size would be intimidating.
M: What if I say it's 10?
F: Still too big.
M: What about 6? Do you like?
F: Are you trimming it down?
Snowy0Star
06-25-2014, 06:49 AM
I had someone tell me today that his dick was 18 inches and the other day a guy claimed his was 13 inches. It's amazing that all the big dicks in the world only hang out on cam sites.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/16/jonah-falcon-largest-penis-frisked-by-tsa_n_1675767.html
Procrasturbator
06-25-2014, 06:55 AM
^ Huh, I would've thought it would be larger than that. I had a guy on cam2cam who was HUMONGOUS (and yes, it was real--I thought it was a novelty dildo til I saw it was attached to him.) I asked him and he said it was 14.5 inches. I didn't make him pull out a ruler or anything because, you know, at that point why even bother rounding up?
So I guess the world's largest unrecorded penis may belong to a 20ish white boy from Minnesota.
SimoneGray
06-25-2014, 06:57 AM
^^ I have a regular with a 12 inch dick...his sessions are my favourite...I kinda perv over it lol
Sunnylexie
06-25-2014, 08:28 AM
I had someone tell me today that his dick was 18 inches and the other day a guy claimed his was 13 inches. It's amazing that all the big dicks in the world only hang out on cam sites.
No wonder, because vaginal size queens are rather an exception. TBH, I would never let anything that big anywhere near my cunt, especially after I had it's owner tell me how he'd put it balls deep in me and how it'd hit my cervix and tickle my ovaries *shudder* as he fucks me hard and fast (an actual quote).
audritwo
06-25-2014, 08:36 AM
I dated a skinny ginger guy my freshmen year of college. His dick was 12 inches and super thick. Wonder if it's appropriate to ask him to send me picture of his dick to show? I saw he just got out of a relationship.
He crippled me the first time we had sex. I walked a mile in the snow back to my dorm (walk as in waddled) and slammed my head on the bed. I remember my roommate asking what the fuck happen.
"______ surprisingly has the biggest penis I've ever saw, and I tried to have sex with it."
My friends and I still call him Ginger Magnum like 8 years after the matter.
So that brings me to "Do you like big dicks?" question we get a lot. The answer for me is simple. It's uncomfortable.
update: Damn he deleted his facebook! grrrrrrrrrrrrrr
SpaceyLaceyButterfacey
06-25-2014, 08:38 AM
on SM...
douche: Your profile is quite the contradiction. It says you like gentlemen with manners yet you like dominate men.
me: How is that a contradiction? Why would I want an asshole with no manners dominating me? A dominate man with manners is going to respect my limits as well as make sure I enjoy myself too. Dominate does not equal no manners... Please do not come into my chat tryin' me...
douche: leaves chat
After I log off for that shift, I notice I got a new "bitchy attitude" tag:rotfl:
SpaceyLaceyButterfacey
06-25-2014, 08:43 AM
So that brings me to "Do you like big dicks?" question we get a lot. The answer for me is simple. It's uncomfortable.
I agree. My boyfriend is a good 10 when he's hard, and after 7 years, its still hard to take sometimes. There are just some positions I have to avoid.
Spinnerette
06-25-2014, 08:49 AM
on SM...
douche: Your profile is quite the contradiction. It says you like gentlemen with manners yet you like dominate men.
me: How is that a contradiction? Why would I want an asshole with no manners dominating me? A dominate man with manners is going to respect my limits as well as make sure I enjoy myself too. Dominate does not equal no manners... Please do not come into my chat tryin' me...
douche: leaves chat
After I log off for that shift, I notice I got a new "bitchy attitude" tag:rotfl:
*gnashing of teeth* OMG, I swear my top pet hate with wannabe kinky people is that they think being dominant means being an asshole. NO. IT DOES NOT.
...and did this dude really just basically say he believes in order to be a dominant male, you have to be a boorish prick? Being nice to people and respecting their boundaries is a submissive trait? I can't...
This is exactly the kind of asshole who shouldn't be allowed within a 100 miles of any submissive.
on SM...
douche: Your profile is quite the contradiction. It says you like gentlemen with manners yet you like dominate men.
me: How is that a contradiction? Why would I want an asshole with no manners dominating me? A dominate man with manners is going to respect my limits as well as make sure I enjoy myself too. Dominate does not equal no manners... Please do not come into my chat tryin' me...
douche: leaves chat
After I log off for that shift, I notice I got a new "bitchy attitude" tag:rotfl:
SoloDesire
06-25-2014, 12:10 PM
roger: How are you doing pretty lady that I a 33 in your living room
Me: I'm sorry, what?
roger: How are you doing pretty lady I see in your living room
Me: This is my bedroom.
roger: no
Me: So are you saying you're looking in my living room window?
roger: How are you doing pretty lady
Me: Lol, I'm good.
roger: How your day today
Me: It's going good. How are you?
roger: No body I have a cam I can t see u
roger: Why can't you see me?
roger: I have a camera I can t see u
Me: Okay...so how can I help you then?
roger: on.my computer
Then he leaves. I just don't even...
Sometimes I feel like I'm speaking to 5 year olds.
CurvyWinona
06-25-2014, 01:32 PM
I had roger today and he see me in bedroom.. Its not bedroom. LOL. I blocked him after a lot of nonsense talk from him.
JaneBurgess
06-25-2014, 01:46 PM
Damn. That is huge and not something I would want to play with.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/16/jonah-falcon-largest-penis-frisked-by-tsa_n_1675767.html