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MsTina
11-16-2011, 01:58 PM
So I was in a private with 3 guys last night and as I turned to show my ass one of them says "clean ass". I was mortified thinking I had toilet paper or something stuck on my ass :O
I have a mirror in the corner of my room so I looked & nothing...double checked even, and my ass was spotless.
So, I continued with what I was doing, turned around again...and he said it again! I was like "dude, what are you talking about?" and he said "you got a clean ass"

Well, um yeah, walking around with a dirty ass is not part of my day to day process buddy. wtf::)

PrincessLavender
11-16-2011, 06:06 PM
So I was in a private with 3 guys last night and as I turned to show my ass one of them says "clean ass". I was mortified thinking I had toilet paper or something stuck on my ass :O
I have a mirror in the corner of my room so I looked & nothing...double checked even, and my ass was spotless.
So, I continued with what I was doing, turned around again...and he said it again! I was like "dude, what are you talking about?" and he said "you got a clean ass"

Well, um yeah, walking around with a dirty ass is not part of my day to day process buddy. wtf::)


Somethings they really need to take one hand off their dick and type the entire sentence. Lol.

LittleMinxx
11-16-2011, 10:46 PM
OMFG!! To all of you beautiful, smart, Awesome SW CamGirls...

I can't THANK YOU enough for all of your posts... I was a feature stripper for 10 years and a high end escort and now as of my very first day tomorrow I will be a CamGirl.. I have literally sat here for the last 5 hours reading this entire post only stopping to heat up food and pee...LOL OH and to get a paper towel because I spit out my diet pepsi laughing so hard...;D

I have learned so much valuble information and I am sure to be back very soon with many annoying stupid shit stories of my own... You guys are the best!!! XOXOXO:cheers:

TheBrownFox
11-17-2011, 08:27 AM
Oh yeah, when I'm in private for approximately 40 seconds, have just barely taken off my bra and the guy goes, "thnx bb, i just came everywhere bye xx"

:O


On MFC, I now require a 400-token minimum for private chat. That way I'll at least get $20 out of it. If the guy initiates private chat but only has 133 tokens, I will deny it.

TheBrownFox
11-18-2011, 08:13 AM
Thanksgiving's in 6 days. We should keep a tally of how many times guys (on cam sites) say "I got something for you to gobble on, bb!" or similar Thanksgiving-ish lines. LMFAO! ;D

IsobelWren
11-18-2011, 08:31 AM
Thanksgiving's in 6 days. We should keep a tally of how many times guys (on cam sites) say "I got something for you to gobble on, bb!" or similar Thanksgiving-ish lines. LMFAO! ;D

OMFG I'm DYING LAUGHING!

h0ttie
11-18-2011, 04:13 PM
i believe this was written for camgirls, by a cam girl :) lol

http://data.whicdn.com/images/17668275/th_500_334_1321210651_tumblr_ltc9mym4RP1qbb77eo1_5 00_large.png

Peachesxo
11-18-2011, 08:21 PM
A regular of mine was yellow walling me a bit for my "bra off" countdown on MFC last night and some random premium goes "For that many tokens you should be naked already."
I got all bitchy and told him he should go find some other model who fists for 50 tokens or something then. Then he tipped too... LOL, men.

msmochaxx
11-18-2011, 11:53 PM
this is so stupid that another guy was laughing at him and asked wtf it was supposed to mean lol then i realized he was a wanker (my new word for cam bum lol) and silenced him and said to the guy who teased him that it made me think of a guys balls having a boiling substance in them lol

he said "the load built for you is so hot in our balls baby"

Then one guys username was uteruspoker :P ohhh a horny guy can get very creative

IsobelWren
11-19-2011, 09:30 AM
I was on this forum that's basically 99% male (and 1% males pretending to be females) and someone had started a thing about how women really totally dig it when you poke their cervix. Then some of the fake girls chimed in and started saying that yes, this is true and in fact, it makes them hotter than anything when you stick two fingers *inside* their cervix and use them to spread it wide open. They went on to say that they're practicing doing this so that they can take longer dicks and longer toys.

The sympathetic pain was so bad I couldn't even breathe. Jesus. Is that the worst idea you've ever heard or WHAT?! First, even all the hormones that go into popping a baby out of there are sometimes not strong enough to dialiate the cervix, so doing it with your fingers is going to be nearly impossible. Second, it's there for a reason, to keep stuff out of your uterus. This is why it's incredibly painful to fuck with it. Third, some of the stuff it's there to keep out? Infection. That's why the paraguard IUD was taken off the market. Even the teeny little braided string it had hanging down through the cervix was enough to wick bacteria/viruses up there. The resulting infections maimed and killed women, causing infertility in many of the women who survived. Can you imagine if you put a FINGER or two in there? The dirtiest things on your body and you're going to stick them up there!? Fourth and finally, it's a structural support. It and the pressure of gravity/your organs are the only things keeping your uterus up in there. Damage it and ...well, shit goes south. Literally.

I wanted to make a profile to tell them that this is the worst fucking idea I've ever heard of and is dangerous in addition to being impossible for all but the most dedicated of BDSM pain sluts.....but I knew they wouldn't believe me and I wouldn't be caught dead with a subscription to a furry fetish forum. So I thought of y'all next. You KNOW this is going to be the next big trend on cam. Some stupid furry wanker is going to tell his stupid normal wanker friends and we're going to have to deal with these idiots. LOL, ugh!

HaydenBlue
11-19-2011, 10:06 AM
I was on this forum that's basically 99% male (and 1% males pretending to be females) and someone had started a thing about how women really totally dig it when you poke their cervix. Then some of the fake girls chimed in and started saying that yes, this is true and in fact, it makes them hotter than anything when you stick two fingers *inside* their cervix and use them to spread it wide open. They went on to say that they're practicing doing this so that they can take longer dicks and longer toys.

:O Just when you think they couldn't get any stupidier...and then they PowWow together and create this.

Vagina is not a black hole. Thank you very much.

msmochaxx
11-19-2011, 10:25 AM
I was on this forum that's basically 99% male (and 1% males pretending to be females) and someone had started a thing about how women really totally dig it when you poke their cervix. Then some of the fake girls chimed in and started saying that yes, this is true and in fact, it makes them hotter than anything when you stick two fingers *inside* their cervix and use them to spread it wide open. They went on to say that they're practicing doing this so that they can take longer dicks and longer toys.

The sympathetic pain was so bad I couldn't even breathe. Jesus. Is that the worst idea you've ever heard or WHAT?! First, even all the hormones that go into popping a baby out of there are sometimes not strong enough to dialiate the cervix, so doing it with your fingers is going to be nearly impossible. Second, it's there for a reason, to keep stuff out of your uterus. This is why it's incredibly painful to fuck with it. Third, some of the stuff it's there to keep out? Infection. That's why the paraguard IUD was taken off the market. Even the teeny little braided string it had hanging down through the cervix was enough to wick bacteria/viruses up there. The resulting infections maimed and killed women, causing infertility in many of the women who survived. Can you imagine if you put a FINGER or two in there? The dirtiest things on your body and you're going to stick them up there!? Fourth and finally, it's a structural support. It and the pressure of gravity/your organs are the only things keeping your uterus up in there. Damage it and ...well, shit goes south. Literally.

I wanted to make a profile to tell them that this is the worst fucking idea I've ever heard of and is dangerous in addition to being impossible for all but the most dedicated of BDSM pain sluts.....but I knew they wouldn't believe me and I wouldn't be caught dead with a subscription to a furry fetish forum. So I thought of y'all next. You KNOW this is going to be the next big trend on cam. Some stupid furry wanker is going to tell his stupid normal wanker friends and we're going to have to deal with these idiots. LOL, ugh!

Since when was it taken off the market? Ive had paragard for a year (havent had any infections) but I'm not finding anything online about it being taken off the market?

sananeko
11-19-2011, 10:25 AM
I was on this forum that's basically 99% male (and 1% males pretending to be females) and someone had started a thing about how women really totally dig it when you poke their cervix. Then some of the fake girls chimed in and started saying that yes, this is true and in fact, it makes them hotter than anything when you stick two fingers *inside* their cervix and use them to spread it wide open. They went on to say that they're practicing doing this so that they can take longer dicks and longer toys.

The sympathetic pain was so bad I couldn't even breathe. Jesus. Is that the worst idea you've ever heard or WHAT?! First, even all the hormones that go into popping a baby out of there are sometimes not strong enough to dialiate the cervix, so doing it with your fingers is going to be nearly impossible. Second, it's there for a reason, to keep stuff out of your uterus. This is why it's incredibly painful to fuck with it. Third, some of the stuff it's there to keep out? Infection. That's why the paraguard IUD was taken off the market. Even the teeny little braided string it had hanging down through the cervix was enough to wick bacteria/viruses up there. The resulting infections maimed and killed women, causing infertility in many of the women who survived. Can you imagine if you put a FINGER or two in there? The dirtiest things on your body and you're going to stick them up there!? Fourth and finally, it's a structural support. It and the pressure of gravity/your organs are the only things keeping your uterus up in there. Damage it and ...well, shit goes south. Literally.

I wanted to make a profile to tell them that this is the worst fucking idea I've ever heard of and is dangerous in addition to being impossible for all but the most dedicated of BDSM pain sluts.....but I knew they wouldn't believe me and I wouldn't be caught dead with a subscription to a furry fetish forum. So I thought of y'all next. You KNOW this is going to be the next big trend on cam. Some stupid furry wanker is going to tell his stupid normal wanker friends and we're going to have to deal with these idiots. LOL, ugh!
Ok I have to know.. and you can message it but what furry fetish forum... I have never heard that... and yes its the dumbest idea I have ever heard..

MistyRose
11-19-2011, 10:49 AM
I was on this forum that's basically 99% male (and 1% males pretending to be females) and someone had started a thing about how women really totally dig it when you poke their cervix. Then some of the fake girls chimed in and started saying that yes, this is true and in fact, it makes them hotter than anything when you stick two fingers *inside* their cervix and use them to spread it wide open. They went on to say that they're practicing doing this so that they can take longer dicks and longer toys.

The sympathetic pain was so bad I couldn't even breathe. Jesus. Is that the worst idea you've ever heard or WHAT?! First, even all the hormones that go into popping a baby out of there are sometimes not strong enough to dialiate the cervix, so doing it with your fingers is going to be nearly impossible. Second, it's there for a reason, to keep stuff out of your uterus. This is why it's incredibly painful to fuck with it. Third, some of the stuff it's there to keep out? Infection. That's why the paraguard IUD was taken off the market. Even the teeny little braided string it had hanging down through the cervix was enough to wick bacteria/viruses up there. The resulting infections maimed and killed women, causing infertility in many of the women who survived. Can you imagine if you put a FINGER or two in there? The dirtiest things on your body and you're going to stick them up there!? Fourth and finally, it's a structural support. It and the pressure of gravity/your organs are the only things keeping your uterus up in there. Damage it and ...well, shit goes south. Literally.

I wanted to make a profile to tell them that this is the worst fucking idea I've ever heard of and is dangerous in addition to being impossible for all but the most dedicated of BDSM pain sluts.....but I knew they wouldn't believe me and I wouldn't be caught dead with a subscription to a furry fetish forum. So I thought of y'all next. You KNOW this is going to be the next big trend on cam. Some stupid furry wanker is going to tell his stupid normal wanker friends and we're going to have to deal with these idiots. LOL, ugh!

Holy IDIOTS.

I have a customer whose idea of a sexy, dirty talk is "Mmm, I'm putting my fingers in you, now I'm touching your cervix, can you feel it? It feels so good, doesn't it?"

My responses are, of course, appropriate Mmms and ahhhs with my fingers the shit fuck away from my cervix, but seriously? If I was having sex and somebody actually tried to finger my cervix...there are no words. But there would be consequential injuries. His.

CWTheGod
11-19-2011, 11:06 AM
Him: Are you looking for new slaves
Me: No bitch, you where looking for me.

Spinnerette
11-19-2011, 11:23 AM
I was on this forum that's basically 99% male (and 1% males pretending to be females) and someone had started a thing about how women really totally dig it when you poke their cervix. Then some of the fake girls chimed in and started saying that yes, this is true and in fact, it makes them hotter than anything when you stick two fingers *inside* their cervix and use them to spread it wide open. They went on to say that they're practicing doing this so that they can take longer dicks and longer toys.

The sympathetic pain was so bad I couldn't even breathe. Jesus. Is that the worst idea you've ever heard or WHAT?! First, even all the hormones that go into popping a baby out of there are sometimes not strong enough to dialiate the cervix, so doing it with your fingers is going to be nearly impossible. Second, it's there for a reason, to keep stuff out of your uterus. This is why it's incredibly painful to fuck with it. Third, some of the stuff it's there to keep out? Infection. That's why the paraguard IUD was taken off the market. Even the teeny little braided string it had hanging down through the cervix was enough to wick bacteria/viruses up there. The resulting infections maimed and killed women, causing infertility in many of the women who survived. Can you imagine if you put a FINGER or two in there? The dirtiest things on your body and you're going to stick them up there!? Fourth and finally, it's a structural support. It and the pressure of gravity/your organs are the only things keeping your uterus up in there. Damage it and ...well, shit goes south. Literally.

I wanted to make a profile to tell them that this is the worst fucking idea I've ever heard of and is dangerous in addition to being impossible for all but the most dedicated of BDSM pain sluts.....but I knew they wouldn't believe me and I wouldn't be caught dead with a subscription to a furry fetish forum. So I thought of y'all next. You KNOW this is going to be the next big trend on cam. Some stupid furry wanker is going to tell his stupid normal wanker friends and we're going to have to deal with these idiots. LOL, ugh!

What the fuck??? I understand having a fetish, but there are far too many people (yes, ladies too!) who are completely an utterly ignorant of female anatomy. There is no instance in where this would be the least bit OK. I want to curl up into a ball just thinking about it. Ugh indeed!

IsobelWren
11-20-2011, 05:00 PM
Since when was it taken off the market? Ive had paragard for a year (havent had any infections) but I'm not finding anything online about it being taken off the market?

My bad, that was Daikon Shield that was taken off the market. I just looked it up. Sorry for any alarm I caused!

IsobelWren
11-20-2011, 05:04 PM
Ok I have to know.. and you can message it but what furry fetish forum... I have never heard that... and yes its the dumbest idea I have ever heard..

bad-dragon.com It's a site that makes animal cock dildos and animal pussies. Most of the animals are made up, like dragons and alien bugs but there are some real animals like horses and dogs. The doberman dick USED to say, "life cast off a real doberman"....EEEWWWWW! I would say, "holy shit, and you thought YOU had a shit job, at least you're not jerking off dobermans with alginate." but you know those creepy freaks totally loved it. Probably jizzed in their pants.

The forums are what I read when I want to feel good about myself and remind myself that I'm a normal human being and totally cool.

Cam_chick
11-20-2011, 05:21 PM
bad-dragon.com It's a site that makes animal cock dildos and animal pussies. Most of the animals are made up, like dragons and alien bugs but there are some real animals like horses and dogs. The doberman dick USED to say, "life cast off a real doberman"....EEEWWWWW! I would say, "holy shit, and you thought YOU had a shit job, at least you're not jerking off dobermans with alginate." but you know those creepy freaks totally loved it. Probably jizzed in their pants.

The forums are what I read when I want to feel good about myself and remind myself that I'm a normal human being and totally cool.

This site... I don't even..

The stories that go with the products are cracking me up though.

sananeko
11-20-2011, 06:05 PM
bad-dragon.com It's a site that makes animal cock dildos and animal pussies. Most of the animals are made up, like dragons and alien bugs but there are some real animals like horses and dogs. The doberman dick USED to say, "life cast off a real doberman"....EEEWWWWW! I would say, "holy shit, and you thought YOU had a shit job, at least you're not jerking off dobermans with alginate." but you know those creepy freaks totally loved it. Probably jizzed in their pants.

The forums are what I read when I want to feel good about myself and remind myself that I'm a normal human being and totally cool.
Sadly I have heard of that site.. My best spenders are high buy members of that site.. Never really looked at it..

MeganElise
11-20-2011, 06:16 PM
Just reading this makes me angry. Not only are these guys annoying as fuck, they're also very disrespectful. You don't go into a strip club asking for a free lap dance, so why would you think otherwise here? Assholes...

SashaKittyXXX
11-21-2011, 04:37 AM
A few nights ago I had a pleasant idiot in my room. If I hadn't been so busy that night I would have kept him around for laughs.

Him: Do you like straight dicks? Curved dicks? Small pricks? Or is it just for kicks?
Me: Who are you Dr. Seuss?
Him: No, but I do love to rhyme? Is that a crime?
Me: No, but if you wanna play, you're gonna have to pay.
Him: Pay?! No way! I will not I say!
Me: Damn, man. If you really wanted to you can...oh, well here comes the ban.

I literally am laughing so hard I'm crying. How do you deal with these idiots with a straight face? LMAO

sillykitty
11-21-2011, 06:10 AM
bad-dragon.com It's a site that makes animal cock dildos and animal pussies. Most of the animals are made up, like dragons and alien bugs but there are some real animals like horses and dogs. The doberman dick USED to say, "life cast off a real doberman"....EEEWWWWW! I would say, "holy shit, and you thought YOU had a shit job, at least you're not jerking off dobermans with alginate." but you know those creepy freaks totally loved it. Probably jizzed in their pants.

The forums are what I read when I want to feel good about myself and remind myself that I'm a normal human being and totally cool.

I talk about bad-dragon pretty often lol. The cast was probably made by a vet/breeder, because they sometimes jack dogs off to test sperm count or whatever. Yea. A dog responds better to being masturbated than to having a needle shoved in his balls. To be honest though the rottie doesn't look very canine at all to me. The werewolf looks more doglike. I own a naga, and I can honestly say that it looks nothing like a snakes penis. They kind of just have two fleshy nubs calls "hemipenis".

I'm not into bestiality at all, as a lot of critters develop behavioral problems and have to be euthanized because of it, but I do find that fantasy VERY hot. I'm actually a member of bad-dragon forums... but I hate most of the people that post. One of the mods told me to leave and never come back because he didn't agree with what I posted in a debate thread. Now, I must have posted something pretty awful to be told that on a site for selling silicone dog dicks, right? Nah. All I said was that I don't think there is enough evidence to prove or disprove evolution either way.

and he called me a militant bible thumper and told me to leave forevers. No one stood up for me, either. Their loss. I was one of the hottest pair of tits of that site.

IsobelWren
11-21-2011, 07:20 PM
The cast was probably made by a vet/breeder, because they sometimes jack dogs off to test sperm count or whatever...

http://www.ragemaker.net/images/Miscellaneous/oh%20god.png

Brilynne
11-22-2011, 02:01 PM
This guy kept insisting my sound was going in and out..Finally:


"Your sound stopped working again"
"That's because I stopped talking."
"Ohh that could be it"

*facepalm*

Arialandre
11-22-2011, 03:24 PM
Guy came into my room yesterday. Popped into pvt for 10 seconds then left.
Came back in my room..
"why did you kick me out of pvt??"
"I didn't kick you out, it looked like you left. I didn't touch anything."
"yes you did you kicked me out and now I will be charged $5!!"
"I swear I didnt kick you out, and you won't be charged."
"I'm never going pvt with you again. Your prices are too expensive to be playing games.you're trying to steal my money!!"
Siiiiiiiiigh. Eyeroll. "the longer you stay in pvt the more money I make so why would I kick you out after 10 seconds?"
"you're a liar."
"and you're an idiot trying to stir up trouble. Goodbye." BAN!

Then the other guys were like "woooooow what a fucking douche bag".
I love how everyone saw how crazy stupid he was.

TheBrownFox
11-23-2011, 10:06 AM
"You should take off your bra and show boobs since you're about to leave." *rolls eyes*


Um.....I'm leaving early BECAUSE you cheapasses aren't spending...why the fuck do you think you "deserve" a free flash, just because I'm leaving? SMH.....

Kalypso
11-23-2011, 02:40 PM
^I got that one all the time on MFC. The freeloaders on that site are seriously the worst ever.

~Carmen~
11-23-2011, 03:08 PM
This is after he begged to see my tits and "tease him"...
"Isn't it enough that a young stud wants to see your mature tits" Ban!!!

IsobelWren
11-23-2011, 03:54 PM
I would like to say, yet again, that I hate when they say, "you'd make more money if..."

I just got this FB message:


I'm not sure how much you're in need of business, but i have a suggestion. A couple of FB pics of you in black heels and tan stockings (or hose) would definitely strike more interest.

You mean it would strike YOUR interest, meaning, you'd like me to provide these pics to you for free so that you can jerk it for free. I appreciate that you're extrapolating, "If I like this, then other people must like this so I'll help her out by telling her she should make this available" but you're leaving out the part after, "for free" Yes. I'm going to provide free porn to you and all your theoretical buddies like it's my job! Oh wait! THAT'S not what my job is!

I sent him a message back saying that I'm glad it would strike his interest and that, as he has no doubt noticed, my profile picture IS me in black heels and hose. I told him that if he'd like to see me in a specific pose or doing a specific thing he could commission a photoset or video and I'd be more than willing to do it. Then I thanked him for his suggestion.

I'm giggling to myself, anticipating his reply.

IsobelWren
11-23-2011, 04:06 PM
Oh yes, one more thing I hate. When people say, "I like when you did that one thing that one time. Can you do it again?"

...

*outside* "Tee hee! I'm so sorry sugar. I'm so bad with names and it's been so long! I'm not sure, can you tell me again?"

*inside*....you do realize I only saw you once before and I see hundreds of dudes a day. Hundreds of dudes who just type or who, if they have cam show me just their penises. Guess what. They all look the same. I know you think yours is all special and great and shit, but I only see a pixelated, half inch square screen. Your dick looks like his dick looks like all the other dicks. I mean, I don't want you to feel like you're not special, but uh, after 4 hours of this you have to want something pretty odd for me to remember your kink. So please stop expecting me to read your mind, okay?

I think of this because someone just sent me a FB message, "thanks for the invite" and then, a day later, "the water pics are visually stunning, my dear, that is all" Invite? Water pics? I mean, thanks for the compliment but, what is he talking about?!* I want to reply, "Oh yes! That ONE picture I took that ONE time in the entire SEVEN YEARS I've been doing this. I totally remember doing that." Just off the top of my head I can think of ten different times I've been in a legit, nature created waterfall, and tons more times I was in man made waterfalls or things that could also be called waterfalls.

I replied, "Water pics? Invite? I'm sorry, I don't know what you're talking about. Could you clarify?"

He responded, "yeah with you laying in the water or water fall."

I. Will. Cut. You. A) Does not explain "invite" B) Adding, "the water OR waterfall" just WIDENED our pool of possible photos, not narrowed it. Where did you SEE this photo? Who TOOK this photo? How about you LINK me to it.

I could write him back and ask him, in more detail with leading questions, to explain what he means. There's a pretty good chance that it would only be more stupid or more annoying or more confusing so I'm just going to drop it.

This. This is why I never look at or answer my FB mails.

...well this and the racist guy who wants to be dominated and frequently writes me emails about my "lily white skin" and his fantasies where I'm cuckholding him or dying a miserable, violent death that make my aforementioned "lily white" skin crawl.

*There are no pictures of me in water on my facebook

MistyRose
11-23-2011, 04:35 PM
Oh yes, one more thing I hate. When people say, "I like when you did that one thing that one time. Can you do it again?"


This is one of my pet peeves. When I sweetly ask them what'd they like to see and they say "Just the usual.". Really? The usual? You do realize this isn't a neighborhood restaurant where you've been eating for 10 years, right?

Of course I remember what my regs like and want and think of other things they might like to see, but if you only visited me twice three months ago, chances are I have no idea who you are, what you liked and what sort of a show we had, so "the usual" is NOT a helpful hint.

I just grit my teeth and do a regular vanilla show in hopes they weren't that dude who wanted me to tell him all about how my tits would get if I were pregnant or something.

ShadySailor
11-23-2011, 08:08 PM
What the fuck...is everyone on MFC high tonight? I can't parse half the things these guys are saying. o.O

One guy just keeps typing "want to fuck me?" after every sentence in PMs.

One guy asked "how old is your bf?", I said "24", he said " cool a bf at least 10 yo than him"

What? What does that MEAN?

PrincessLavender
11-23-2011, 10:07 PM
"Are you sure you're not an F-cup?"

I'm pretty sure I know what my bra size is.

limecoconut
11-24-2011, 12:04 AM
Grr when guys make me come up with their turn ons for them!

Him - "What should we do tonight"
Me - "I dunno hehe what are you into/up for?"
Him - "U tell me."

Grr I don't have a clue what your kink might be compared to the next guy...

I had a fetish guy tonight who goes Well what else can we do that's similar but nothing we have done before? I'm like ...Umm??? This is YOUR fetish not mine! I'm happy to help think things up but I need a bit of direction to know what's going to get YOU going.

Another thing I hate when guys say "So what's on the menu for tonight" lol... uhhhhgggghhhh... Annoying.

Or "How many times have you cum today" - usually it's ZERO bc I RARELY do just straight up masturbation shows and they go WELL WHY??? What did u do in your last show? 1. It's none of your business and 2. Your mind is too narrow to be able to even comprehend anything other than me fucking myself lol.

whirlerz
11-24-2011, 03:42 PM
I got, "Do you have kids"? No. "Why not"? wtf!

sananeko
11-24-2011, 03:56 PM
I got, "Do you have kids"? No. "Why not"? wtf!
Cause kiddy porn is wrong and illegal you sick bastard, you come here to pay me the legal adult to get naked not some kids..

"I didn't mean it like that.."

Oh hell you didn't mean it like that you sick fuck.. your on a porn site asking about kids..

"I.. I.. I just mean.."

Pay to prove it differently or get out of my chatroom you sick fuck.

Vogue
11-24-2011, 10:28 PM
camcontacts hosts might know this one looser , he always join text chat and ask girls to perform for him a 30 minutes skype show and if he really like the show he will WU 250$ lol ! Wtf ! Good one dude lol !

shywebcamgirl
11-26-2011, 11:03 AM
I truly live for this thread. I adore it so much that I come and read it whenever I am feeling down.

My favorite of the week was I had a guy from Montreal take me into pvt to talk to me about whether or not I would do a bachelor party. When I kindly explained to him that I was in Toronto and not Montreal he replied that he was aware of that but the bachelor party was going to be in Toronto.

I then explained to him that I was a webcam model and had no experience with working bachelor parties and that I was sure that there were many girls who were in Toronto area that would be much more qualified and experienced than me and more than pleased to take his money and fulfill his request.

He than says, "Oh, thanks then. Can I see your tits before I go?"

I shrug and say, "Of course, I am on the clock and its your dime."

I then flashed him and he went merrily on his way.

MeganElise
11-26-2011, 10:29 PM
I just got this


ilovetop: hi...do you love hot cum....I want see you lick your Pussy
ME: Umm I can't do that?
ilovetop: ok this site is so meny fakes and know for my state
ME: ?
ilovetop: later

We're not fake you just can't speak English asshole!

IsobelWren
11-26-2011, 10:56 PM
I just got this


ilovetop: hi...do you love hot cum....I want see you lick your Pussy
ME: Umm I can't do that?
ilovetop: ok this site is so meny fakes and know for my state
ME: ?
ilovetop: later

We're not fake you just can't speak English asshole!

ROFLOL How does he think he's going to find a "not fake" who CAN lick her pussy?!

One day someone will tell him that the word he's been using for so long really means lick, not finger, like he thinks it does.

I have a friend who routinely used, "caliente" which means "spicy" when she meant "calle" which means "road"

HaydenBlue
11-27-2011, 12:42 AM
I just got this


ilovetop: hi...do you love hot cum....I want see you lick your Pussy
ME: Umm I can't do that?
ilovetop: ok this site is so meny fakes and know for my state
ME: ?
ilovetop: later

We're not fake you just can't speak English asshole!

I got some stupid fuck who asked me, "Oh bb your feet r so hott. Can you stick your toes in your pussy?"

Sure! Let me BREAK MY LEG and stick it up my twat for your freeloading ass. ::)

Vogue
11-27-2011, 05:23 AM
I got some stupid fuck who asked me, "Oh bb your feet r so hott. Can you stick your toes in your pussy?"

Sure! Let me BREAK MY LEG and stick it up my twat for your freeloading ass. ::)
Lol ! let me guess he replayed " yes bb "

amiamour
11-27-2011, 10:53 AM
Yeah, watch out for this. I've had people try to do this.


I hate when guys try that. But you know it's legit when ""X successfully sent X gold" is in gold letters and you hear a coin dropping sound.

Brilynne
11-27-2011, 11:06 AM
ROFLOL How does he think he's going to find a "not fake" who CAN lick her pussy?!

Hell, forget finding someone who DOESN'T fake, I wanna know how you can even PRETEND to do that. :O I've seen guys suck their own cocks, but at least the cock has the courtesy of meeting them halfway..

I think I'm gonna have to go give this a spin on Google..

EDIT- ZOMG its possible lmao

IsobelWren
11-27-2011, 11:48 AM
I've seen guys suck their own cocks, but at least the cock has the courtesy of meeting them halfway..


You had me screaming with laughter on this one!

"Oh pardon me sir! I notice you are trying to suck me. I shall meet you halfway!"

"Good show, thank you kind sir!"

Aurora_Sunset
11-27-2011, 04:25 PM
I feel like every time I'm trying to get a group show on MFC, I get that one jackass (who's probably not even part of the people lining up for the group show) barking orders at me:

"Twirl around! Show your tits! Show pussy! Show pussy! Come one! You gotta give a preview to entice people! SHOW PUSSY! DO IT!"

Until I finally tell him to shut up and that I only show anything or take orders once I'm actually in the group show. Then he gets all "Well, I'm just trying to help you." .......::) Right

maryjaynexo
11-29-2011, 10:10 PM
titanwholesale1: yes
gud
her is cute
yes
her cood kiss reel reel gud 2
juss luk she bress
gud gud teets
yes
hin like they...
u w
titanwholesale1: yes
u shake they?
titanwholesale1: yep
(her cood)
shake they reel reel gud
her reel exotic..
cud her dance tho...
titanwholesale1: her is gud tigress

...I don't think I've ever laughed as hard in my life as I did at 'gud gud teets'. Lmao.

IsobelWren
11-30-2011, 09:16 AM
It's just an annoyance b/c well, time spent rearranging your room for pay is better than time spent jackhammering your pussy into oblivion for pay but do you ever get the guys who want you to move shit in your room around?

I have a few who are like, OCD kind of picky about the way my room is. They're really polite about it but it's totally weird, just 100% puzzling.

The couch cover isn't straight, can you fix it?
I just can't do this from this angle. Can you raise the cam?
*The only thing higher is the dresser on the other side of the room, I move it there, it's at the end of its USB tether now*
Now it's too far away from the couch....
Can you move the couch?
*I try not to lol, but it's a light couch, so I move it*
No, now the couch is off center from the wall.
*I give him my best "I am taking this seriously, very sorry" retail clerk face and get busy with moving everything perfectly*
No see, it's too close to the door. It's off, it's a few inches closer to the door than it is to the window.

Only when everything is perfectly moved in the perfect position can the show begin. Both the guys are really polite about it, I suspect they may be the same guy with a different username for whatever reason. I had to change the sheet I put on the couch for him once since there was a spot of pussy juice where I was sitting and in straightening the sheet for him the spot moved halfway back up onto one cushion and it was, "too distracting"

But at least I know why he's on cam. He'd never be able to have sex with a live woman.

This must be what it's like when Feng Shui masters get turned on.

Can you imagine what his home looks like and what his masturbation practices are like?

"Now I can't come yet because my tissue isn't perfectly flat and divided into equal thirds yet. Just have to- hold it back- FUCK! I just...oh my night is ruined now."

MommieLongLegs
12-02-2011, 02:15 PM
Him: do u do racial role play?
Me:like interracial?
Him: like will u say "i want u to fuck this n*gger pussy"?
Me: No (ban

Why would I do that? Seriously?

Or I always get "Do you like white cock/dick bb"

(SIGH)

And did I mention before that I hate when they say "bb"?