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JaneBurgess
06-25-2014, 01:47 PM
Me either. My ex was 10.5 inches and sometimes even that was painful. I'll stick to a good 7 or 8 inches please.



No wonder, because vaginal size queens are rather an exception. TBH, I would never let anything that big anywhere near my cunt, especially after I had it's owner tell me how he'd put it balls deep in me and how it'd hit my cervix and tickle my ovaries *shudder* as he fucks me hard and fast (an actual quote).

SimoneGray
06-25-2014, 02:12 PM
I was with someone for a while who loved nothing more than to shove huge dildo's up me...it made me so awfully loose, I spent so much time being unhappy about it. I recovered eventually thankfully. I would never want that to be as a result of an over sized penis that I constantly have to have sex with.

However, they are nice to look at :D

soraja
06-25-2014, 05:08 PM
Dudes Who Were Obviously Never Going to Take Me Private Theater: minor annoyances, but still annoying. They weren't one after another... but they were still annoying.


ONE-HANDED TYPER: im srry, i cant stop jerking to u lol, im so dumbb

[yes, yes you are.]

SLOW DOWN THERE ROMEO: what state u from?

[wow I wonder where this is going]

NOT EVEN TRYING TO BE SUBTLE ABOUT HIS FEEDER FETISH: Oh bb I want to fatten those hot tits and ass up bb

[I don't even have to wonder where this is going.]

MR. ADJECTIVES: um sorry 4 staring
big
soft and juicy

[at this point I get visibly annoyed and start suggesting a few words to broaden his vocabulary]

yea
MR. ADJECTIVES: big succulent nipples

[and I kicked him out.]

pippapippa
06-25-2014, 05:24 PM
o i like naked
oh i wanna tp the assed
i am hard
tap the asses
i love married womaen between 25 - 30
having sex at home makes their ass big
is sexy


I guess I've been doing it all wrong. I thought squats would make my ass bigger when all I need to be doing is having more sex at home.

smaddy
06-25-2014, 05:26 PM
Was he on CMD? If so I may have gotten the same guy!
^ Huh, I would've thought it would be larger than that. I had a guy on cam2cam who was HUMONGOUS (and yes, it was real--I thought it was a novelty dildo til I saw it was attached to him.) I asked him and he said it was 14.5 inches. I didn't make him pull out a ruler or anything because, you know, at that point why even bother rounding up?

So I guess the world's largest unrecorded penis may belong to a 20ish white boy from Minnesota.

Cora
06-25-2014, 05:58 PM
"I'm sorry I called you too big before, I was dumb"
(He didn't call me big, I have no clue what he's talking about)
"Oh, I thought it was you. I think I just thought you were fat because your boobs are so big in relation to your body."
(They're not, I'm a B cup with an average-sized body)
"Well I'm sorry I called you fat, I hope you forgive me."
(Ughhh)
"Can I take you pvt and watch you work out?"
(o_o)

Spinnerette
06-25-2014, 05:59 PM
Attention Seeker: *while I'm sitting* I love your panties.

Attention Seeker: *while my shirt is on* I love your nipples.

Sunnylexie
06-25-2014, 06:19 PM
o i like naked
oh i wanna tp the assed
i am hard
tap the asses
i love married womaen between 25 - 30
having sex at home makes their ass big
is sexy


I guess I've been doing it all wrong. I thought squats would make my ass bigger when all I need to be doing is having more sex at home.

And here we have another idiot believing in Cock Almighty's ability to change women's build and body structure.

Sunnylexie
06-26-2014, 08:21 AM
Jealous Nolifer:ugly bitch
ugly bitch
ugly bitch
ugly bitch
ugly bitch
ugly bitch
ugly bitch
ugly bitch

This retard was posting it while I was in pvt(!), to run away as soon as I came back. Ugly bitch or not - I'm getting pvts while your gorgeous face has no better thing to do than anonymously troll models.

Sunnylexie
06-26-2014, 07:08 PM
A new way to entertain myself: ask demanding asses with abracadabra for nicknames why their screenname looks like captcha.

Sunnylexie
06-26-2014, 07:29 PM
Like--is this second grade or what

Either that or someone with poor language skills.

TheBrownFox
06-26-2014, 08:15 PM
This is for all the cam site trolls with nothing better to do than hurl weak-ass insults at cam models. 8)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXe04VDZYvs

SexiCal
06-26-2014, 08:42 PM
Weirdo: Yes what you lazy fucking cunt bag. Go suck a bag of dicks you whore of a cancer cunt retard.

I said nothing to him before that.

WTF is wrong with these weirdos???!!! Whore of a cancer cunt...well I have officially heard it all.

Sunnylexie
06-26-2014, 08:54 PM
I'm talking to a reg in free chat. He says something sweet and funny and makes me smile. At this very moment' a blinking meassage icon appears next to a random first-timer's nickname. I click on it to check, and then...

THICKBLACKCOCK12IN: Aaaah, you saw my nickname? ;)

Hate ruining it for you, but not like I'm obsessed with penises to an extent where reading the word "cock" makes one's face beam)

JaneBurgess
06-26-2014, 09:25 PM
OMG that is terrible. I will never understand why some of these people just go off on performers. Sometimes I think these people are just sad and take their anger out on us.



Weirdo: Yes what you lazy fucking cunt bag. Go suck a bag of dicks you whore of a cancer cunt retard.

I said nothing to him before that.

SaraLaughs
06-27-2014, 01:29 AM
What they say says more about them than it does about us.

My philosophy is simple- if we're filthy whores (or whatever else) then they are, by that same logic (sex and sex work is shameful) filthy perverts. Even for just BEING on a camsite.

pippapippa
06-27-2014, 06:18 AM
What they say says more about them than it does about us.

My philosophy is simple- if we're filthy whores (or whatever else) then they are, by that same logic (sex and sex work is shameful) filthy perverts. Even for just BEING on a camsite.

I think this is actually what part of the problem is. They're taught masturbation and porn are something to hide and be ashamed of, so when they get aroused, they take it out on us out of guilt.
Then the rest are just idiots.

Vlodina
06-27-2014, 06:38 AM
Nico: I just ate a big red candle
My tummy hurts...
Imy guts are full of wax
You make me feel like i can light that candle
from the iinside...
I ate it in bites...
What's the weirdest thing you've ever eaten? I once ate my brother's storm trooper.
(I am only 10
)

Nina_Den
06-27-2014, 07:15 AM
^ OMG. The last 2 lines made his fetish a thousand times weirder.

pippapippa
06-27-2014, 02:45 PM
Did I make your day?
-After taking me to a short exclusive session where nothing happened except C2C
I don't know if it's just because I'm in a bad mood or what, but that was one of the most annoying things I've heard all week. Yes, you TOTALLY made my day guy I don't know or care about. I was DYING to see you cum for me.


Are you single
I'm single to
I'm single to
Do you think I, c
Do you think I'm cute
We'll your so so cute
Are you a good kisser
That's cool
I want to go to pvt but I don't have money
What

RedAlice
06-27-2014, 02:52 PM
What they say says more about them than it does about us.


LOVE. This has been my philosophy for a long while now.

smaddy
06-27-2014, 03:01 PM
OMG. Thank you for that! I love that movie so much :)
This is for all the cam site trolls with nothing better to do than hurl weak-ass insults at cam models. 8)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXe04VDZYvs

smaddy
06-27-2014, 03:09 PM
There are trolls everywhere. Youtube, facebook, reddit, personnel blogs, etc. Literally everywhere online there are assholes. I think we get it more as live performers because the people can see our reaction in real time to what they are saying.. which only fuels the fire more. But... There's a girl I know who has a live gaming channel (non-nude, and not even on a camsite) and every single night she gets multiple guy telling her to show her boobs. People like to hide behind their computers and be able to say whatever is on their mind. We should never take it personally.

That reminds me of a story a few months ago about a news anchor who was getting emails from people telling her she was fat. She finally went on air and said "Do you really think I don't know that I am fat? I don't need to you tell me I am fat. I know that I am"

Everytime I have a pimple on cam some new guy always come in and feels its his life purpose to tell me that I have a pimple... its quite ridiculous. I KNOW I HAVE A FREAKING PIMPLE.

OMG that is terrible. I will never understand why some of these people just go off on performers. Sometimes I think these people are just sad and take their anger out on us.

Nina_Den
06-27-2014, 03:35 PM
Everytime I have a pimple on cam some new guy always come in and feels its his life purpose to tell me that I have a pimple... its quite ridiculous. I KNOW I HAVE A FREAKING PIMPLE.

LOL. That reminds me that on MFC, two years ago, on my first day of camming ever (which was great regardless, even though I don't like MFC and will never come back), some guy in my room wrote "Is it just me, or does the zit on her forehead get a little bigger with every minute?".
It really got to me back then (it was two years ago, yo. Probably even more), but now everytime I'm reminded of it I find it hilarious.

TransdimensionalPrincess
06-27-2014, 04:24 PM
Can't believe guys have pointed out your acne before, I mean i've been insulted for lots of things, and even been told to dance like a monkey, but yeah... never had anyone with the balls to comment on my acne, maybe its because I ALWAYS have at least three pimps. No one even comments when i'm covered in bug bites (I hike a lot).

Commenting on acne is low low low, considering 80% of the planet has a pimple right now!

BustyVixen
06-27-2014, 07:20 PM
I'm literally crying that I'm laughing so hard at some of these : ) Where do they come up with this shit?

Douchebag: Why aren't you naked?
Me: Because we're not in a show
Douchebag: how do you get in there?
Me: in where? A show? You click the magic button and take me private.
Douchebag: why bb?
Me: why what?
Douchebag: it's so complicate. Don't play me.
Me: haha well I'm just answering your question
Douchebag: gold show bb

Sunnylexie
06-28-2014, 11:13 AM
Can't believe guys have pointed out your acne before, I mean i've been insulted for lots of things, and even been told to dance like a monkey, but yeah... never had anyone with the balls to comment on my acne, maybe its because I ALWAYS have at least three pimps. No one even comments when i'm covered in bug bites (I hike a lot).

Commenting on acne is low low low, considering 80% of the planet has a pimple right now!

It used to hurt me very much when someone pointed at my zits, fat rolls et c. Now I see it like this: *in a story-teller voice*: There are people cursed to only see ugly things around them. Somehow, some of them find out about a site where all the most adorable women are said to be, and come there in hopes to get a relief and finally feast their eye on something really beautiful. But - Alas! - the curse still weighs upon them and all they see are pimples, cellulite, stretchmarks and hair at all the wrong places - again. So frustrated and desperate they get that they can't but cry out in impotent rage, and throw hurtful words at her who disappointed them so bitterly. These are the unfortunate beings we know as camsite trolls.

Procrasturbator
06-28-2014, 01:36 PM
(This guy didn't say anything before this, he was just one of a ton of silent guests watching me.)

guest8303: My penis head is 2.3 inches wide.
guest8303: Why are you laughing?

Do these guys start conversations off that way IRL? I just... I don't understand what is going through this guy's head that he would feel the need to 1) measure the width of his "penis head" and 2) share it with some girl on the Internet without even saying "hi" first.

Vlodina
06-28-2014, 02:14 PM
I've heard so many stupid things on cam today that I can't even remember a single one. Idiots everywhere!

Fitandpretty
06-28-2014, 02:17 PM
I've heard so many stupid things on cam today that I can't even remember a single one. Idiots everywhere!

I worked 3hrs early this morning and couldn't take it anymore. They literally made my brain hurt

TheBrownFox
06-28-2014, 03:57 PM
More like STUPID, annoying shit I've heard on Twitter. One of my followers saw my tweet to a model friend about my leaving MFC.

Him: "U can't leave MFC."
Me: "Why not?"
Him: "Cum on, yummy. I been wit u for going on four years."

Really? And in all that time, how often have you tipped? Let's see here...ONE tip of 25 tokens on September 9, 2011. LOL! Sorry, but how long you've been watching me on cam don't mean dick to me. I am so done with free chat...soon. :)

pippapippa
06-29-2014, 12:38 AM
38023

Sooo many dick pics.
Don't worry- I didn't give him the satisfaction of knowing I looked. :D

Procrasturbator
06-29-2014, 01:20 AM
[6/28/2014 2:55:16 PM] seher yeli: hi
[6/28/2014 2:56:15 PM] *** Call from seher yeli ***
[6/28/2014 2:56:20 PM] *** Call from seher yeli ***
[6/28/2014 2:56:33 PM] Me: I don't take calls without payment.
[6/28/2014 2:57:07 PM] seher yeli: I'm not paying you without darling
[6/28/2014 2:58:12 PM] *** Missed call from seher yeli. ***
[6/28/2014 2:58:26 PM] seher yeli: you know
[6/28/2014 2:58:49 PM] seher yeli: I never saw you you do not pay
[6/28/2014 3:00:06 PM] Me: Huh?
[6/28/2014 3:00:27 PM] seher yeli: yes
[6/28/2014 3:00:32 PM] seher yeli: honey
[6/28/2014 3:01:07 PM] *** (I) blocked seher yeli ***
[6/28/2014 3:03:39 PM] *** Missed call from seher yeli. ***
[6/28/2014 3:03:48 PM] *** Missed call from seher yeli. ***

Yeesh dude, take a hint.

audritwo
06-29-2014, 08:33 AM
38023

Sooo many dick pics.
Don't worry- I didn't give him the satisfaction of knowing I looked. :D

I make guys pay me 5 gold for each photo. Reg or not.

IsobelWren
06-29-2014, 05:31 PM
(This guy didn't say anything before this, he was just one of a ton of silent guests watching me.)

guest8303: My penis head is 2.3 inches wide.
guest8303: Why are you laughing?

Do these guys start conversations off that way IRL? I just... I don't understand what is going through this guy's head that he would feel the need to 1) measure the width of his "penis head" and 2) share it with some girl on the Internet without even saying "hi" first.

LOL yes! Like Claudia said a while back:


(Maybe this was already discussed but I haven't been around for months)
Honestly, I get a kick out of imagining these in real life situations. Like, you're outside somewhere, minding your own business and there goes a guy and wants to chat with you:

Guy: "How are you?"
You: "Thank you, I'm doing great. It's nice sunny and warm here, perfect weather for a perfect day" - and you give him a sweet smile, because you're that awesome and kind to strangers.
Guy: "Great. I would like to cum between ur eyes"
You:
http://i886.photobucket.com/albums/ac70/tha1nonli/huh.gif (http://media.photobucket.com/user/tha1nonli/media/huh.gif.html)


or there you are, say, working in customer service or promo work and you greet a guy:
"Hi Steven!"

33398
"It's Big Dick Steven"

or

there you are working somewhere in your workplace, working, when a stranger comes in and says:
"pee bb!"
You: ignore the weirdo, you probably heard it wrong and he didn't say anything
Guy: "pay attention to me and pee!"
You: http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z257/Midnightwolf_13/whatWhatWHAT.gif (http://media.photobucket.com/user/Midnightwolf_13/media/whatWhatWHAT.gif.html)

I could go on all day. It's pretty entertaining on a shitty day;D

BustyVixen
06-29-2014, 08:30 PM
I had a guy spend about 15 minutes in private today, he seemed a bit odd but nothing too unusual. He asked for anal and I told him in exclusive only. He left and I figured that was that. About 20 minutes later he gets an exclusive and says this:

WTF guy: please finger your ass..oooh soo tightttt
Do you eat burgers? Like on bread?
Me: Burgers? Like a hamburger?
WTF guy: no a cunt and ass burger, do you have bread to spread it on?
Me: *burst out loud laughing face down in my pillow*
WTF guy: Eat ass. Taste it. Eat something! Now! Eat it now!! Spread it and eat it!
Me: *still laughing uncontrollably*
Then he leaves.

Issabelle
06-29-2014, 09:15 PM
"Hello miss.
Do you like hypnosis?
I'm a hypnosissy.
I like to be brainwashed and submitting to a woman to serve men.
But only when I'm hypnotized.
I have a hypnotic trigger If you're willing to give it a shot.
I know. Its odd.
Not many people are into enslaving others.
My trigger requires that I look into the eyes of a dominant woman. And she say the words Deepest girl perfect swirl. While I stare into her eyes.
You'll have to maintain eye contact until i respond for it to work though. I go into trance and I listen to the woman who tranced me. She becomes my mistress and can rewrite my thoughts and desires.
I love the eyes and lips of a woman. I seek pleasure not denail. I enjoy looking at cock and being commanded. erotic control.
And body worship whcich. By the way. Damn that body.
I kneel."
[blocked]

I can't even. He wasn't taking me private either, hence the block. But still--the fuck? I'm definitely not listed as a domme girl, either.

RedAlice
06-30-2014, 03:44 AM
MarketResearchGuruApparently: I'm going from room to room doing a survey. Can you twerk?

SweetJulia
06-30-2014, 05:36 AM
Ok, so I got an email full of dick pics. Not many shots of the same dick, but one photo each of all different ones. Different sizes, different skin tones, etc.. Anyone know what this is supposed to accomplish? Am I supposed to pick a favorite? Make a collage? Organize by size lol?

~Carmen~
06-30-2014, 05:47 AM
Ok, so I got an email full of dick pics. Not many shots of the same dick, but one photo each of all different ones. Different sizes, different skin tones, etc.. Anyone know what this is supposed to accomplish? Am I supposed to pick a favorite? Make a collage? Organize by size lol?

You are supposed to get so turned on you can't help but to grab your most humongous dildo. Fuck yourself harder and faster until you squirt all over the pics. After that, you send the pics back to each guy. Duh;D

nicolemadison
06-30-2014, 06:45 AM
"I'm going to get off to the soles on your feet"
*tips 10 gold and I put a foot with stocking on in view for like 4 seconds*
"Take the stocking off and keep it on camera for 5 min and I'll take you private"

Idiot, I didn't do it

SpaceyLaceyButterfacey
06-30-2014, 09:19 AM
You are supposed to get so turned on you can't help but to grab your most humongous dildo. Fuck yourself harder and faster until you squirt all over the pics.

Thats probably what they think we do when they send us dick pics lmao

SimoneGray
06-30-2014, 09:27 AM
Ok, so I got an email full of dick pics. Not many shots of the same dick, but one photo each of all different ones. Different sizes, different skin tones, etc.. Anyone know what this is supposed to accomplish? Am I supposed to pick a favorite? Make a collage? Organize by size lol?

Hahahahaha men are SUCH idiots...all the time lol. I've gotten emails like that before and asked if I was able to cum from just looking at the pics.. :')

RedAlice
06-30-2014, 09:38 AM
In private
AnatomyMajor: Show me your g-spot
AnatomyMajor: Why won't you show me your g-spot
AnatomyMajor: G-spot bb

SweetJulia
06-30-2014, 04:14 PM
You are supposed to get so turned on you can't help but to grab your most humongous dildo. Fuck yourself harder and faster until you squirt all over the pics. After that, you send the pics back to each guy. Duh;D

I'll get right on that lol :D

TheBrownFox
06-30-2014, 06:23 PM
The same guy on Twitter who admitted he's been watching me for nearly 4 years (yet he tipped 25 tokens ONCE like 2 or 3 years ago) and loves me said he doesn't get why anyone would actually tip a woman he can't feel or touch. And he was like "Would YOU tip a guy just to parade around naked on cam?" And he said something along the lines of "Love is love. I shouldn't have to spend money." *facepalm*

I love it when guys like that finally admit how they truly feel about us (cam girls), because then there's no doubt in my mind that it's time to click the block/ban button. Seriously, the minute you tell them something they don't wanna hear, that's when they do a 180 and switch to BUTTHURT mode.

CurvyWinona
06-30-2014, 07:46 PM
codyisbored: are your parents from jerusalem by chance?
cus you israeli cute :-)

me: are u really boring to come up with this?


wth.. I do not look like one at all.. too white as white chicken.

IsobelWren
06-30-2014, 08:07 PM
him: : hi lovely, care to watch me pee in a glass for you =)

*sigh* Let me get my post-it notes.

Sunnylexie
07-01-2014, 06:20 AM
38023

Sooo many dick pics.
Don't worry- I didn't give him the satisfaction of knowing I looked. :D

SOO much hate to men cooing over their own genitalia. So fucking narcissistic and immature - makes them look like they just discovered girls have no wee-wee and are feeling terribly proud and lucky to have one.

Vlodina
07-01-2014, 06:41 AM
Best thread for it. In the past week on SM, I've banned two guys who are 2s in my room. I've never banned spenders before but these guys both turned into such negative and offensive assholes I just couldn't put up with them anymore.