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nattyfetish
07-01-2014, 08:30 AM
"be my fuckstick ", a minute ago :O

SexiCal
07-01-2014, 12:01 PM
Him: can i see ur tits pls
Him: ?
Me: Yes, in private.
Him: ok i don't have anymore money on my credit card tho
Him: money order?
Him: if you give me your address I swear i will send u the money bb

:D

SimoneGray
07-01-2014, 01:46 PM
"show bobs bb"
"bounce bobs bb"
"why you not show bobs bb"?

me: because I don't know what 'bobs' are

aaand, BAN

SpaceyLaceyButterfacey
07-01-2014, 03:09 PM
Him: can i see ur tits pls
Him: ?
Me: Yes, in private.
Him: ok i don't have anymore money on my credit card tho
Him: money order?
Him: if you give me your address I swear i will send u the money bb

:D

wow, sounds like he's trying to kill two birds with one stone here... hes trying to get titties AND your address lmao

Nina_Den
07-02-2014, 01:39 AM
codyisbored: are your parents from jerusalem by chance?
cus you israeli cute :-)

me: are u really boring to come up with this?


wth.. I do not look like one at all.. too white as white chicken.

Well, it's not like we're all super dark-skinned (?) or something. There are tons of Israelis that are as white as a white chicken.

TheBrownFox
07-02-2014, 08:07 AM
Well, it's not like we're all super dark-skinned (?) or something. There are tons of Israelis that are as white as a white chicken.

As well as Italians who have blonde hair. :)

SimoneGray
07-02-2014, 08:40 AM
Some dude in free today:

dude: can i tip you for dp?
me: I dont do public, just invite me or tip me my per min for how many mins u want and I'll invite you
dude: ok, but view my cam, i'm hot
me: that wont influence anything
dude: but if you like how i look, give me some extra free mins
me: how you look WILL NOT influence anything...
dude: let me see your pussy then
me: tip for it
dude: but i'm hot, i should get first preference

BAN! I am so annoyed with these people!! urgh!! Stupid entitled men

audritwo
07-02-2014, 08:49 AM
As well as Italians who have blonde hair. :)
That's me :D recessive genes are awesome. I wish I studied genetics.

CurvyWinona
07-02-2014, 09:06 AM
haha. I have million of freckles and everyone always asked me why I dyed my hair black from red hair?!!! My natural hair color is black. FML. Everyone stopped asking after I dyed my hair red. haha.

SoloDesire
07-02-2014, 09:20 AM
Some dude in free today:

dude: can i tip you for dp?
me: I dont do public, just invite me or tip me my per min for how many mins u want and I'll invite you
dude: ok, but view my cam, i'm hot
me: that wont influence anything
dude: but if you like how i look, give me some extra free mins
me: how you look WILL NOT influence anything...
dude: let me see your pussy then
me: tip for it
dude: but i'm hot, i should get first preference

BAN! I am so annoyed with these people!! urgh!! Stupid entitled men


Are you Justin Timberlake? Cuz if not, then you're not hot enough for a discount lol.

RaeRae
07-02-2014, 09:25 AM
Justin Timberlake might be hot, but he also has enough money he doesn't need a discount in the first place, so fuck that. No discounts ever! :-P

DancesWithSloths
07-02-2014, 03:03 PM
Sexpert: "I once went down on a girl for six hours!"
Me: "Wow. Did you let her have breaks for food and water?"
Sexpert: "Noooooo!"

What I didn't say: fella, if you couldn't bring a girl off in six hours, that's not something to tell everyone.

TheBrownFox
07-02-2014, 03:19 PM
Are you Justin Timberlake? Cuz if not, then you're not hot enough for a discount lol.
Aw man, if Justin Timberlake was in my chat room I just might start stuttering, and slip up and post my personal info in the chat and shit. LOVE, LOVE, LOVE that man. I've seen him in concert three times.

dontcrywolf
07-02-2014, 06:05 PM
New here, but I just HAD to post in this thread. I work MGF 98% of the time, and had the most annoying guy ever!
He tried to pull that whole 'smooth' , "Now tell me...what do YOU want ME to do for YOU?" As if he was the first one to ever come up with that line on his own.

He spent 30 minutes "getting to know me", because that's what he wanted. He spent that whole time doing 80's cartoon voices that flew right over my head (I was born in 94...). And then he bought more cam time in order to have "sexy times" with me (his words, not mine). He insisted that we c2c the whole damn time, with his stupid voice going on and on telling me what to do. Usually when I work MGF the mic is on, but the dude is just typing away. Let's just say I prefer it that way... He swore up and down that his voice alone was enough to get me horny. Hah. Puh-leeze. But hey, there is no time to be picky when it's time to cam, so I just went with it.

He spent the whole time telling me what to do, talking to me as if I was 5 years old.
"Now I want you to do _____, for me okaaaaaay? Good giiiiirl"

Barf. I'm sick of this little girl crap EVERYDAY. It sucks being this young in the camming world. :/

IsobelWren
07-02-2014, 10:00 PM
xafi: I want to smell your asshole and die...

I responded, "Well it's not THAT noxious. I DO shower."

He didn't get it.

Sunnylexie
07-03-2014, 12:15 AM
This doofus told he was in my room because I looked so nice and intelligent and he wanted to talk to someone because he was feeling so lonely and looking for a spirited conversation and bla bla bla. Left as soon as I told him asking a stranger why they do their job and much they make is impolite (those actually were the FIRST two questions he asked me). Le sigh.



Barf. I'm sick of this little girl crap EVERYDAY. It sucks being this young in the camming world. :/

Believe me - you will get older, but THIS crap won't go))))

TheBrownFox
07-03-2014, 01:17 AM
I've banned so many guys tonight on MFC. My God...I can't believe I survived a 3-hour shift on there. Sheesh. I usually DO NOT stay logged into MFC for that long.

And right around the same time I had two different older men (one 65-year old and one 70-year old) in my public chat talking about how I've "got a smart mouth" and "need a good man to put me in my place." *facepalm* I know around 3-something AM EST is around the time the drunk idiots come out.

And one guy (who's NEVER tipped me, and I recognize the name as someone I've banned once before) had the nerve to ask me "Since you're leaving MFC, can you do a public cum show for all of us?" :banghead: I've seen this one too many times on MFC. It's the model's birthday or some other occasion, and there's always at least one guy who says something like "Well since you're leaving, can you give us a freebie?" OMG, I had so many assholes in my room tonight. I'm glad to be done for the night.

DancesWithSloths
07-03-2014, 01:41 AM
And one guy (who's NEVER tipped me, and I recognize the name as someone I've banned once before) had the nerve to ask me "Since you're leaving MFC, can you do a public cum show for all of us?"

"For all of us". Aw diddums, so selfless. *eyeroll*

Nina_Den
07-03-2014, 05:49 AM
Usually when I work MGF the mic is on, but the dude is just typing away. Let's just say I prefer it that way...

You really don't have to turn it on, ever, if you hate it (which I do, too). I always do c2c (not because I like it, but because it makes them stay longer on most times), but I simply won't turn on their mic, period. Why? Because first of all, it's a much more intimate act then, IMO (same goes for phone which I don't do), and second, it mostly feels like what you just described in your post (ugh).

In short: just tell them you don't do it. I sometimes spend the entire time in paid chat just having the guy beg me for it.

Some of my favorites include;

"But bb it sucks to type!!1" (and how's that my problem?)
"But I want you to hear me being pleasured! Please, it will make you cum and squirt like crazy!"
"Maybe this way you'll get turned on by me even more and want to meet bb?" (I get this one SO much.)

SimoneGray
07-03-2014, 07:15 AM
.

Some of my favorites include:
"But bb it sucks to type!!1" (and how's that my problem?)
"But I want you to hear me being pleasured! Please, it will make you cum and squirt like crazy!"
"Maybe this way you'll get turned on by me even more and want to meet bb?" (I get this one SO much.)

LOL I love how these men all think that they are so special that we will just get so helplessly turned on by them and their grunting...honestly if I wanted to hear grunting i would go to a pig farm. SMH,

TheBrownFox
07-03-2014, 07:51 AM
honestly if I wanted to hear grunting i would go to a pig farm. SMH,
HAHA!!!!!

I have to stop myself from LMAO when they type all those letters like "fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck" or "ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh." LOL!!!

Nina_Den
07-03-2014, 08:21 AM
^ Sorry, but "mmmmmmmmm..." wins. Everytime.

TheBrownFox
07-03-2014, 08:41 AM
^ Sorry, but "mmmmmmmmm..." wins. Everytime.
"Fuuuuuuuuuuck" and "Ohhhhhhhhh" are funnier to me. :)

CurvyWinona
07-03-2014, 08:43 AM
and i am commmmmmmmmmmming!!!!! ugh... cumming while typing is gross. lol

TheBrownFox
07-03-2014, 09:40 AM
How you gonna troll my room posting an emote of a bucket of chicken (supposed to be a racist remark, I guess?) and put down my physical appearance, and then turn around a few minutes later and tell me you think I'm hot? What's THAT all about??? JIZZBAG...

SweetJulia
07-03-2014, 10:28 AM
an emote of a bucket of chicken

Just when I thought stupidity had reached an all time low, customers go even lower...............

IsobelWren
07-03-2014, 11:07 AM
and i am commmmmmmmmmmming!!!!! ugh... cumming while typing is gross. lol

I always wonder about this one!! I mean, when I have an orgasm, I'm incapable of doing anything other than gasping or shrieking and trying to remember to breathe. So if me and ruined orgasm clips on C4S are any indication, it's impossible or unpleasant to have to do something while having an orgasm.

So, either these guys have great control or knowledge of when they're going to have an orgasm and stop right before the moment of inevitability to give us like...the digital equivalent of the blowjob courtesy tap or they're having an orgasm and then typing that they're *going* to have an orgasm instead of "ty bb" or "that was great" for whatever reason.

I mean, I appreciate the digital courtesy tap, but I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do with it? And you'd think that when you're getting that close to coming the LAST thing you'd want to do is take your hand off your dick or devote a significant amount of mental processor speed to typing a warning of impending orgasm. What if you lose your stride? Then it's like, "cummmmminnnnggggg bbbbbbbbbb!" .... ...... "gimmie a sec bb." ..... ...... "yeah um. maybe." ..... "fuck." ..... "show me yr titties again?"

So maybe they are typing while they come. But I'm thinking that's GOT to diminish the quality of the orgasm, and given how cheap some of these guys are, that's a non-starter. Plus I'd be worried I'd jizz on the keyboard if I turned to type front-on or pull a muscle in my neck during muscle spasms if I was typing side-profile.

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/coy-dunno.gif

Not that I've devoted a lot of thought to this...

SoloDesire
07-03-2014, 01:15 PM
BOBLOVESPUSSY: hi

Me: Hey there! How are you?

BOBLOVESPUSSY: im great and you
where are you from
may i see your panties please

Me: Sure, 3 gold and I'll stand and show you my panties and ass.

BOBLOVESPUSSY: do you have a one piece swimsuit?
if you grab it and show it to me i will go exclusive for you to put it on

Me: Yes I do!

BOBLOVESPUSSY: im ready when you grab it

Me: Sure, if you tip 2 gold I'll go ahead and grab it. I need to know you're serious before digging through my drawers to get it.

BOBLOVESPUSSY: wow extremely money hungry dont ya think? im good bye

BOBLOVESPUSSY has been blocked.


Damn right!!
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DancesWithSloths
07-03-2014, 01:16 PM
Second day on cam, first "im the owner of this whole website im ur boss bb".

I actually felt a visceral thrill banning his arse. Oh, the power.

AngelMari
07-03-2014, 01:38 PM
This annoying guy starts off by asking me where I was from so I told him my fake cam location. Turns out hes from there, so he starts asking me to meet up to have fun. I say no of course, but we can have fun in private...

So he takes me private and isnt asking me for anything so I start the normal striptease, get naked type stuff, at this point hes asking me to come party with him and stuff so I am shooting the shit with him naked, since hes not asking me for anything I keep asking him what kind of naughty stuff he wants to do with me...
Still does not give me an answer, so I just start talking to him about stuff and giggling, thinking hes one of those laid back guys that just wanna chit-chat. ...then he says this:
well cutie im gonna run... your too cute for me.. i nneeed a naughtier girl

So I said, are you being serious right now? Ive been asking u what kind of dirty things u want to do and u havent given me an answer

Then he says: Ya im gonna run, u arent getting dirty like i thought...

So then again I ask, are you being serious? okay lets change it up, lets play!

so hes like: nah...i dont think so

So I got pissed and booted him, I was like, uhm thats kinda rude wtf......

Clearly he thought he was gonna be able to meet up with me in person, so annoying man.

This shit is exactly why I lie about where I live and block my home state. Fucking assholes

Nina_Den
07-03-2014, 02:26 PM
Weird guy: Don't take off your bra just yet, I'm into pussy today, all right?
Me: Sure, no problem! *laying on my back, spread legged*
Weird guy: Mmmmm... what a gorgeous pussy... how many men did it get fucked by?
Me: About 5.
Weird guy: WHAT? That's it?! Such a beautiful pussy got fucked by only 5 men?!
Me: Yes, that's about it. Why, what kind of answer were you expecting?
Weird guy: As much as possible!!!
Me: Well... no, it's 5. I could also lie and exaggerate, if that's your fantasy, though.
*Weird guy logs off*

I don't get these kind of men. If he really fantasizes about a female vagina that's been fucked by hundreds of men and wants me to roll with it, wouldn't it be better if before we started he would've told me to act this way? I suppose he simply thought that, being a camgirl and all, it's obvious my answer would be "Mmm bb, that pussy got fucked by 7 men in a row just yesterday!".

I could only tolerate about 2 hours online tonight, hardly. Luckily, had one long session with a decent, nice guy, but the rest were 1-minute jokers and manchildren.

pippapippa
07-03-2014, 03:14 PM
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Nina_Den
07-03-2014, 03:17 PM
^ Oi vey.

Yep.

TheBrownFox
07-03-2014, 08:45 PM
Weird guy: Don't take off your bra just yet, I'm into pussy today, all right?
Me: Sure, no problem! *laying on my back, spread legged*
Weird guy: Mmmmm... what a gorgeous pussy... how many men did it get fucked by?
Me: About 5.
Weird guy: WHAT? That's it?! Such a beautiful pussy got fucked by only 5 men?!
Me: Yes, that's about it. Why, what kind of answer were you expecting?
Weird guy: As much as possible!!!
Me: Well... no, it's 5. I could also lie and exaggerate, if that's your fantasy, though.
*Weird guy logs off*

I don't get these kind of men. If he really fantasizes about a female vagina that's been fucked by hundreds of men and wants me to roll with it, wouldn't it be better if before we started he would've told me to act this way? I suppose he simply thought that, being a camgirl and all, it's obvious my answer would be "Mmm bb, that pussy got fucked by 7 men in a row just yesterday!".

I could only tolerate about 2 hours online tonight, hardly. Luckily, had one long session with a decent, nice guy, but the rest were 1-minute jokers and manchildren.
That "How many guys have you been with?" question is sooo stupid. I don't mean just from cam site members...but in general. What difference does it make how many guys I've been with? The guy asking should only be concerned with whether or not I use protection, and whether or not I have any STDs. I guess some guys think that a "low" number of sexual partners (whatever is considered "low") means you're no fun and are a prude. Ridiculous. SMH.

Issabelle
07-03-2014, 09:56 PM
^^ Alas, studies have shown that for both genders people would rather marry/enter into a long term relationship with someone who has had as few partners as possible. Now, the person in question can be a veritable (man)whore themselves, but men and women still said they preferred people with few partners in long term arrangements.

On cam? No, we're all whores. We can't possibly be good people who haven't slept around ridiculous amounts. Hell, there's something wrong with being sexual beings, right? Ugh. Idiots.

Sunnylexie
07-04-2014, 02:30 AM
BigDickkkkStroke: *logs on* tgod *logs off*

*a half a minute later*

BigDickkkkStroke: *logs on* haha *logs off*

*another minute later*

BigDickkkkStroke: *logs on*y
yy
yy
y
*logs off*

Nina_Den
07-04-2014, 03:05 AM
On cam? No, we're all whores. We can't possibly be good people who haven't slept around ridiculous amounts. Hell, there's something wrong with being sexual beings, right? Ugh. Idiots.

It's like whenever they ask me during a private when's the last time I've had sex and I reply "2/3 months ago", cause I'm in a long-distance relationship, they ALWAYS, always, always say something along the lines of; "What?! How do you satisfy yourself? You NEED a cock!". This stupid notion that I can't survive without a penis inside of me. And they say it like they really believe it, not as a fantasy thing.
Oh, or when I point at my Hitachi and say "I survive with this" (which is totally true. I prefer it to anything else), they'd say; "My cock/tongue is better than your toy!".

When they say it, that's me on the inside:

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Spinnerette
07-04-2014, 01:23 PM
It's like whenever they ask me during a private when's the last time I've had sex and I reply "2/3 months ago", cause I'm in a long-distance relationship, they ALWAYS, always, always say something along the lines of; "What?! How do you satisfy yourself? You NEED a cock!". This stupid notion that I can't survive without a penis inside of me. And they say it like they really believe it, not as a fantasy thing.
Oh, or when I point at my Hitachi and say "I survive with this" (which is totally true. I prefer it to anything else), they'd say; "My cock/tongue is better than your toy!".

When they say it, that's me on the inside:

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I hate these type of viewers so much. I had some douche in chat the other night who was like, "Are you new here?" and I told him that I wasn't, that I just don't broadcast often on that site, and he says, "I bet I know why...too busy getting fucked in real life but I guess they're not around right now" and I rolled my eyes so hard I pulled something. So I just find it funny that those people gave you shit about being able to satisfy yourself via masturbation when these same people view the exact same act but with an AUDIENCE as some panacea to being between partners or whatever...

In a similar vein, there are cam customers who can't wrap their heads around the fact that I'm "single" yet still have sex. Frequently. Like the concept of sex outside of a committed relationship is truly foreign to them for some reason. Baffling.

Sunnylexie
07-04-2014, 05:58 PM
I hate these type of viewers so much. I had some douche in chat the other night who was like, "Are you new here?" and I told him that I wasn't, that I just don't broadcast often on that site, and he says, "I bet I know why...too busy getting fucked in real life but I guess they're not around right now" and I rolled my eyes so hard I pulled something. So I just find it funny that those people gave you shit about being able to satisfy yourself via masturbation when these same people view the exact same act but with an AUDIENCE as some panacea to being between partners or whatever...

In a similar vein, there are cam customers who can't wrap their heads around the fact that I'm "single" yet still have sex. Frequently. Like the concept of sex outside of a committed relationship is truly foreign to them for some reason. Baffling.

Ha, here are my pet peeves, mostly rooting from their inability to admit that cammers can get married and married people can cam.
"You are lying! I saw you here before and your husband is never there!/Where's your ring, then?" - because I can't bring anyone on cam unless the site has their written consent, right? Also, wearing jewellery on my fingers while camming would make cleaning the goo off them twice as exciting.
"How come he isn't fucking you right now?" - cause he's a grown-ass person and has shit to do, like work et c?
"You only have sex once in a week or two? WAAT?!! Was getting married really worth it?" - like sex was the only kind of fun a couple can have together. If it were that way, I'd never get married.
"He must be awful in bed, otherwise you wouldn't have to do this" - no comment.

Spinnerette
07-04-2014, 06:47 PM
Ha, here are my pet peeves, mostly rooting from their inability to admit that cammers can get married and married people can cam.
"You are lying! I saw you here before and your husband is never there!/Where's your ring, then?" - because I can't bring anyone on cam unless the site has their written consent, right? Also, wearing jewellery on my fingers while camming would make cleaning the goo off them twice as exciting.
"How come he isn't fucking you right now?" - cause he's a grown-ass person and has shit to do, like work et c?
"You only have sex once in a week or two? WAAT?!! Was getting married really worth it?" - like sex was the only kind of fun a couple can have together. If it were that way, I'd never get married.
"He must be awful in bed, otherwise you wouldn't have to do this" - no comment.

Dude...yes. Yes to every last one of these. Makes me wanna rip my hair out. Or back when I did wear my ring, "It's on the wrong hand!" My feed is mirrored, dumbass. Prevents me from poking myself in the eye when I'm trying to get hair out of my face (I'm that uncoordinated).

But you know there's no pleasing these people, right? Because even now that I'm "single" there's all the dismayed "why? how?" and when I tell them it's because I want to be, that I'm happier this way, there's all this, "you'll change your mind someday though and some guy will treat you right and you'd make a great wife" and blah blah blah. -____-;;; I swear to god. Can I be a whore like you all want or what? You can't have it both ways, damn.

TheBrownFox
07-04-2014, 08:26 PM
they'd say; "My cock/tongue is better than your toy!".
Ha! That reminds me of the people on American Idol who claim to be THE BEST...and then you find out they ain't even all that...lol.

AngelMari
07-04-2014, 09:25 PM
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OMG I can't stop laughing!!! BTW love your tag ...cant stop laughing, thanks for making my day!!!

Nymeria
07-04-2014, 10:57 PM
They guy I had in private tonight:

"I want your semen..."

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JaneBurgess
07-05-2014, 12:03 AM
I had a guy like that once. He keep claiming I must fuck everyone so I told him that everyone included his girlfriend and sister. After that he shut up. :)



I hate these type of viewers so much. I had some douche in chat the other night who was like, "Are you new here?" and I told him that I wasn't, that I just don't broadcast often on that site, and he says, "I bet I know why...too busy getting fucked in real life but I guess they're not around right now" and I rolled my eyes so hard I pulled something. So I just find it funny that those people gave you shit about being able to satisfy yourself via masturbation when these same people view the exact same act but with an AUDIENCE as some panacea to being between partners or whatever...

In a similar vein, there are cam customers who can't wrap their heads around the fact that I'm "single" yet still have sex. Frequently. Like the concept of sex outside of a committed relationship is truly foreign to them for some reason. Baffling.

Phedre89
07-05-2014, 04:49 AM
One of my favs was today on SM where I had a guy trying to dictate what position I should move into.......
"Show me your ass BB"
I told him the only way he can dictate is within exlcusive otherwise we can enjoy polite conversation.
"just bends over, I want to see how sexy you can can be BB"
"I'm still waiting for you........"
=Boot

Nina_Den
07-05-2014, 06:38 AM
^ Not *really* related, but it reminds me of every single time a session starts with the costumer saying "I just wanna see you cum bb, your enjoyment is what matters to me!" and ends up with them telling me "roll over/doggy bb/flip on your stomach with feet in the air". I then say, "Sure, but I won't cum like that, yknow".
By that point, they usually magically "forget" about my orgasm (which is never ever real regardless, but, you know what I mean).

justanothercamgirl
07-05-2014, 07:53 AM
I had a guy like that once. He keep claiming I must fuck everyone so I told him that everyone included his girlfriend and sister. After that he shut up. :)

See......it is when you say stuff like that which makes me love you even more. That was freaking genius.

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justanothercamgirl
07-05-2014, 07:59 AM
Dude...yes. Yes to every last one of these. Makes me wanna rip my hair out. Or back when I did wear my ring, "It's on the wrong hand!" My feed is mirrored, dumbass. Prevents me from poking myself in the eye when I'm trying to get hair out of my face (I'm that uncoordinated).

But you know there's no pleasing these people, right? Because even now that I'm "single" there's all the dismayed "why? how?" and when I tell them it's because I want to be, that I'm happier this way, there's all this, "you'll change your mind someday though and some guy will treat you right and you'd make a great wife" and blah blah blah. -____-;;; I swear to god. Can I be a whore like you all want or what? You can't have it both ways, damn.

I just tell them that I do what I want, when I want and that conventional relationships are for people who are stuck back in the 50s.

It seems to shut them up and get them back into fantasy mode because all guys seem to want to be a Napoleon and tame wild things. ;)

Rosemary Rabbit
07-05-2014, 09:20 AM
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funismymiddlename
07-05-2014, 09:59 AM
bb ur pretty or insert random compliment can you show _______. It's like go fuck your self bitch your compliments don't pay my fucking bills. it's insulting as hell bc it's like saying oh she;s not used to compliments so if I give her a compliment she;ll be flattered and do what I want. It's like no you stupid cunt take your measly compliment and shove it up your stupid ass. Ppl have been complimenting me since I was a little girl all my life I'm not fucking flattered even if I was I'm not online for admiration I just want money.