View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
Luna66
07-11-2014, 10:13 AM
I have to disagree. He's offensive because he 1-assumed she wasn't in a relationship and 2-figured she was only doing this until some guy "rescued" her. Anyone on this thread want some guy, who probably earns less than you, to rescue you? Not this bitch lol :D
Took the words right outta my mouth! Lots of the posts in this thread refer to the "captain save-a-ho" type character who says things like "you're too good to do this" and "if you were with me I would take care of you so you wouldn't have to do this" etc. This guy was a classic 'saviour' and I found what he said pretty offensive (and more importantly, stupid and annoying!)
Issabelle
07-11-2014, 01:09 PM
Re: 'Troll' user. lolz. Just lolz. Like, why even bother making an account with a name like that? Although, it would be possibly the best 'trolling' in the history of the camgirl internet if that guy actually was a regularly paying customer with no CC fraud/charge backs. I mean, really, how awesome a joke would that be?
@Luna--ouch. That's just--yeah. I've gotten that after break ups or during rough patches with my guys and it's just like, 'oh, thanks for putting salt in the would. Oh, and yeah, I'm definitely just whoring myself out until I can become a quiet trophy wife. I really think some knight-in-shining-internet-armor type will come rescue me from the perils of camming soon. It's just such a great story to tell the grandkids I'll be obligated to look after later. "Yes, children, grandpa really did rescue me from this horrible lifestyle of mine and it was so romantic.'
Oh, god, now I'm cackling. Ick.
TheBrownFox
07-11-2014, 01:52 PM
I donīt think he said that to hurt you. He wanted you to find the man you deserve...
It's offensive because it's being judgmental and implying that there's something wrong with being a cam girl. It's crazy that guys make comments like that, yet here they are on the cam site(s) watching us. LOL. And yeah, I bet a man "taking care of her" - in his eyes - probably means she won't be earning her own money, so any purchase she wants to make has to go through HIM...and she stays home and cooks and gives him all the sex he wants. :P All while listening to him say things like "I pay the bills around here...this is MY money...this is MY house...etc." Screw that.
Vlodina
07-11-2014, 03:04 PM
To women of our age, and our culture it IS offensive. I personally find those comments offensive. BUT it doesn't necessarily mean that the guys mean it in an offensive way. Older guys, or guys in cultures where women aren't as liberated (and us camgirls are VERY liberated) may say that as a nice thing. For him it may mean "I think you're awesome and deserve whatever you wish". It my not refer specifically to camming, this type of guy (who means it in a nice way anyway) would say the same to you if you were working in a bar, a bank or a dental surgery.
Procrasturbator
07-11-2014, 03:10 PM
So I did one last GS before I logged off last night. We got enough Gold together that I decided to start the show. Well, after the show and I logged off I saw that a guy who had bought a pvt before and chipped in 23.50 for the show had sent me a message for pics which I was offering as a goodie.
This is what he said.
"I told you I was having computer problems and my Internet, telephone and cable TV all went out before the show started. They just came back, nearly 3 hours later, I'm sad that I missed your show but I decided not to complain to support since my gold was such a large percentage of the total.
I'm sure your show was wonderful and I look forward to receiving the items tat my gold qualified for."
This pissed me off sooooo much. IDK why ... maybe it was his presumption that 23.50 was the be all and end all of my earnings last night. I mean why bring up support to me if your not going to contact them .... just to guilt me???
Am I crazy for being offended by this?
I sent him a polite reply telling him his money was a small percentage of my earnings and I didn't appreciate being insulted. I gave him the link for the pics though. Was that reply too much?
Wow, what an arrogant, passive aggressive blowhard. It would be one thing to say "Hey, sorry I couldn't catch the show, my Internet went out just at the wrong time! I was so disappointed but those pics might help me feel better ;)" or something casual but "I decided not to complain to support"? "I look forward to receiving the items that my gold qualified for"? Does he not realize how weirdly accusatory and offensive that sounds? Ugh, I have this overwhelming urge to dump something cold and wet on his head.
SimoneGray
07-11-2014, 03:57 PM
had this today:
dude: are you submissive?
me: I can be
dude: have you try fisting
me: I can go super slow and try for you in pvt
dude: I want you to use a beer bottle
me: no
dude: invite me now so that I can test you, use bottle
me: I don't do invites
dude: take panties off now put bottle in you
me: Not in public
dude: I thought you were a sub.....
Ya hey...I can't even some days lol
Procrasturbator
07-11-2014, 04:46 PM
^ Ughhhh I hate that shit and it's part of the reason I get my hackles up whenever someone asks me if I'm submissive. "Submissive" doesn't mean "does anything that any rando tells you to do without question".
anonymous camgirl
07-11-2014, 05:52 PM
first of all that is NOT a master or a dominant man.. that is a SADIST otherwise known as a woman hater.. I dunno about you girls but there is a HUGE difference between guys who want to play master and abusive piece of shits.. and frankly I have a lot of trouble on that kink site with this... most are fucking abusive losers.. I am enjoying taking their money and showing them who's boss after all...lol... they have NO clue about how to dominate..LOLZ all day!
had this today:
dude: are you submissive?
me: I can be
dude: have you try fisting
me: I can go super slow and try for you in pvt
dude: I want you to use a beer bottle
me: no
dude: invite me now so that I can test you, use bottle
me: I don't do invites
dude: take panties off now put bottle in you
me: Not in public
dude: I thought you were a sub.....
Ya hey...I can't even some days lol
TheBrownFox
07-11-2014, 07:37 PM
*I need to start chanting this to myself everyday...*
Not all men are the same...not all men are the same...not all men are the same...
pinkpink
07-12-2014, 12:14 AM
Guy in my room: "Wow, sure is dead in here.....maybe it's the music."
Me: "Oh, is it too loud?"
Guy in my room: "No, modern music sucks."
All while my Queen B was on........
http://i.imgur.com/C4x5UEc.gif
Sunnylexie
07-12-2014, 01:28 AM
And yeah, I bet a man "taking care of her" - in his eyes - probably means she won't be earning her own money, so any purchase she wants to make has to go through HIM...and she stays home and cooks and gives him all the sex he wants. :P All while listening to him say things like "I pay the bills around here...this is MY money...this is MY house...etc." .
...And probably bringing up her being a "dirty whore" in the past and telling that, but for him, she'd end up selling her holes for heroine (speaking from my own experience with a "knight". The relationship lasted 4 months. It looks funny to the present me, but back then it seemed really tragic).
RedAlice
07-12-2014, 01:45 AM
*I need to start chanting this to myself everyday...*
Not all men are the same...not all men are the same...not all men are the same...
I prefer thinking they're all the same ;) I stay pessimistic, then I'm even more happily surprised when I find a decent one!
SaraLaughs
07-12-2014, 04:17 AM
Wanker: Hi
Willing to pay 50$ on luxury show
U can do it?
Mastrubating
Zyngapoker.seller
U are not serious
U need to work or no?
Im willing to pay 50$ today
Im serious
Yes or no?
Me: Yes!
Wanker: U can gain money with me im horny
Me: Wonderful! Please take me private
Wanker: Not here
Me: I do not do business offsite
Wanker: Show me ur pussy for 1 gold?
Wanker has been blocked
seicento
07-12-2014, 09:02 AM
idiot1: u look a little overdressed ;)
me:probably bcs i dont do nudity in free chat ?
idiot1:good point! you are exceptionally well covered up tho
idiot1 leaves the room
yeah idiot i go put on a bra and pantie set right now just for you bcs me wearing a t-shirt and you not being able to see my boobs for free did hurt your eyes.
Staples
07-13-2014, 05:06 AM
This one was so epic I had to screencap it. 38185
Right my friend, I'm the one with two degrees and a good paying job as a camgirl that I LOVE. You're the one who has to work two jobs AND troll "ugly bitches" to feel better about your self and I'm the one having trouble facing reality? Give me a break dude!
RedAlice
07-13-2014, 05:46 AM
This one was so epic I had to screencap it. 38185
Right my friend, I'm the one with two degrees and a good paying job as a camgirl that I LOVE. You're the one who has to work two jobs AND troll "ugly bitches" to feel better about your self and I'm the one having trouble facing reality? Give me a break dude!
Between all the workin' and the trollin', I'm surprised he has time for all the pussy he claims to get!
pippapippa
07-13-2014, 08:27 PM
New3399: New3399 Has Sent you $3 Gold
Fucking seriously man? I don't put up with that in my chatroom. You can either tip or I'll block you. Your choice.
New3399: okay, i'll tip
New3399: User Has Sent you $3 Gold
Alright then.
I don't think I've ever had anyone try that twice in a row.
pinkpink
07-14-2014, 12:41 AM
This more falls under the "stupid" spectrum but I had a guy in my room tonight who said:
"What was that liquid that you took out of the freezer? Won't it freeze? Are you gonna take it out before it freezes?"
This is after I said I made a glass of orange juice, with a wink. This guy motivated me to make a signature on here, behold.
Sunnylexie
07-14-2014, 01:29 AM
Lmao, just had a person try to prove me that for 5 gold I should be showing tits for at least 5 minutes - with a rationalization that one can watch a 8-minute gold show for $3.
One more:
Idiot: I might go for bondage, what do you have?
Me: *give him the list of my bondage gear, including nipple clamps*
Idiot: Can I see one clamp go on before I go pvt?
LoraDoll
07-14-2014, 04:34 AM
xxpaulxx1 (Member) : ass love
xxpaulxx1 (Member) : let me see if youre worth it
A* : i m not :(
A* : i dont wanna waste ur time, or piss u off with my horrible look and attitude. really. :snooty:
Than strange thing happened:
mehrdadbigcock (Member) : pvt?
mehrdadbigcock (Member) : can i see your ass first?
titi2474 (Member) : you show me ass plz?? Than pvt i promise ok bb?
**Stranger dude** Jesus... she's not stupid!
http://media.giphy.com/media/12BVra7wmax12E/giphy.gif
SimoneGray
07-14-2014, 06:26 AM
^ Ughhhh I hate that shit and it's part of the reason I get my hackles up whenever someone asks me if I'm submissive. "Submissive" doesn't mean "does anything that any rando tells you to do without question".
Yeah its super annoying..they think that they can use their 'dominance' to get free stuff...this is why I have lost faith in men lol
SexiCal
07-14-2014, 08:07 PM
Free Chat:
Him: strocking my cock to u right now
Him: about to cum pull out tits
Me: Mmmm. Stroking my big cock to you too, bb.
Me: About to cum. Take my load. Open wide.
Him: AHHHHHHHH
Him: just lost my hard BYE
Mission accomplished. }:D}:D}:D
TheBrownFox
07-14-2014, 08:16 PM
Free Chat:
Him: strocking my cock to u right now
Him: about to cum pull out tits
Me: Mmmm. Stroking my big cock to you too, bb.
Me: About to cum. Take my load. Open wide.
Him: AHHHHHHHH
Him: just lost my hard BYE
Mission accomplished. }:D}:D}:D
HAHA! That was awesome!
Some jackass kept saying "Hurry" over and over again in my gold show... you contributed the bare minimum and you want to bark a vague, stupid ass command at me? sit your ass down. Nothing makes me cum like being told to "hurry".
I kind of love gold shows in that regard, I just ignore everything except the highest contrib, and not surprisingly they don't say anything :D
JaneBurgess
07-14-2014, 09:27 PM
He can't spell either. That's why I always turn off all guests on any site. They are usually rude and uneducated.
This one was so epic I had to screencap it. 38185
Right my friend, I'm the one with two degrees and a good paying job as a camgirl that I LOVE. You're the one who has to work two jobs AND troll "ugly bitches" to feel better about your self and I'm the one having trouble facing reality? Give me a break dude!
Sunnylexie
07-15-2014, 03:21 AM
Me: how are you?
Entitled: im good
truing to have some fun
Entitled: but you have to mnuch coothes on
Oh how mean of me to ruin your fap session by suddenly being dressed in free chat!
seicento
07-15-2014, 01:53 PM
jerk: can i see a twirl please
me: i dont twirl
jerk: so what do you do instead/ ;p
me: chatting as it is free CHAT
jerk: yes but you want me to pay you to go private so
right dude,and I can`t wait to have you again in my room so I can BAN U .Next time u wont be faster than me.
pippapippa
07-15-2014, 07:41 PM
I just had an exclusive session with a guy who wanted JOI. Halfway through, he said he wanted to try humiliation. I went through everything I could think of: cumming too quickly, wife doesn't want to fuck him, has to pay to see a pretty girl, why would I want anything to do with his cock, his cock is too small... Literally everything. He didn't want any of it and told me none of those things were a problem for him. Soooo basically he had no idea what humiliation entailed and didn't actually want to be humiliated.
Hate the guys who are sort of venturing into kink but don't even know what it is or what they like.
Ugh.
SophieL
07-15-2014, 11:02 PM
Loser:hi there couuugarr
Me: hello
Loser: ima liooon if youre a cougar ;-)
Loser: are your melons as nice as that smile
Me: you will have to take me into show to see
Loser: show me what youre working with mamsita
Loser: i cant hear you :(
Loser: write to me bb
Me : Hi
Loser: how you doin tonight?
Loser: good
Loser: i think i saw you in my dreams
Me: :)
Loser: i rember finishing on your chessst :-)
Me: lets gp into excl show then :-)
Loser: show me those lucious nipples first
Me: Sorry... only in excl or pvt show.
Loser: what do you do in pvt?
Me: top nudity only in pvt
Loser: mmmm i love me some top nudity :-P
Loser: please keep smiling
its your best curve
Me: I smile more when tipped : or taken into show :-)
Loser: my edit card is not linked to this website
i cant tak eyou to pvt
credit
Me: sorry no see then
Loser: fuck you then old fart
lmao
Blocked
But it was nice he was so gracioius about wanting a free show... NOT
TheBrownFox
07-15-2014, 11:13 PM
When guys who don't tip reenter the room and ask "Did I miss anything?"
Yeah, you did. So stop popping in and out the room, idiot...
pippapippa
07-16-2014, 01:28 AM
38232
I sort of get the guys who are annoying in free chat. They just blurt out whatever they're thinking. It's stupid and aggravating, but they don't think it over. But he actually thought this in his head and then thought it was worth messaging.
Sunnylexie
07-16-2014, 01:49 AM
Me: looking for some naughty fun, aren't you?;-)
1Dollarstoomuch: yeah
i wish too
Me: what are you waiting for, then?;-)
Pinks: but not sure that i am with right girl
Me: what are you into?
1Dollarstoomuch: what make me crazy for you
Can you please stand up for 10 seconds
Me: yes, if you generously tip 1gold
Pinks: how silly i was about to take you pvt and you are behind the tip
Me: Pvt? Oh come on now! *Ban*
Also, the guys who say I should get this fancy sextoy, clear stripper shoes, thigh-high boots, a leather catsuit, ballet fetish heels, a latex outfit, a different model fuckmachine, whatsoever - have they ever inquired about the prices? Maybe they think I just post anything on my wishlist and my fans get it delivered to my door the next day? SMH.
UPD (happened right now): I'm in free chat putting my stockings on (in progress).
Rando: hi
wearing heels right now?
Me: Yaa, I am. Pulling those right over my stripper shoes.
I've seen men who were clueless about how pussy works, but stockings?
curvydancer25
07-16-2014, 09:43 AM
broketroll: Are you pretty open minded sexually?
Me: Sure what did you have in mind?
broketroll: Would you be willing to have sex with a pony if paid $5000?
Me: I don't do animals
broketroll: 10k?
He got blocked.
justanothercamgirl
07-16-2014, 10:43 AM
My face isn't on camera, only my body
Inegforattention: Still red hair?
Inegforattention: Ahaaa...not you on the pictures in your profile I guess. :)
Inegforattention: You are a bit more chubby - are you not? :)
-----
I love when guys insult you and add happy faces to the end of their insults.
Nice try, fuckface. You are still not getting my attention no matter how much you try to insult me. My real weight is listed in my profile and not to mention -- why would my being a bit more chubby in my bio pictures make me NOT the girl in them. Human beings do gain and lose weight all the time. It is human anatomy. Science works, bitches.
audritwo
07-16-2014, 11:16 AM
Everyonce in awhile when I see the red light going crazy in the freechat section on SM. I always ignore it, but everyone in awhile I will click on a saved chat. "HELLO FREE CHAT LAND, IF YOU WANT TO INTERACT WITH ME, YOU MUST FULLY REGISTER YOUR ACCOUNTS! IF NOT, CONTINUE ENJOYING ME IGNORE YOU!"
Well this one dude was rather pissed off.
freechatloser: fuk this site free cams my ass im gonna sue this site for false advertisement these money greedy bitches only want you if you are a member fuk you fukc you fuck you fuck you fuckj you fuck you fuck you i dont see why you cant just talk to us until someone wants a pvt i was gonna put my info in but i guess not since you a god damn gold digger fuck you
I did respond.
me: umad?
SpaceyLaceyButterfacey
07-16-2014, 11:22 AM
me: umad?
:rotfl:
TransdimensionalPrincess
07-16-2014, 11:27 AM
I just had an exclusive session with a guy who wanted JOI. Halfway through, he said he wanted to try humiliation. I went through everything I could think of: cumming too quickly, wife doesn't want to fuck him, has to pay to see a pretty girl, why would I want anything to do with his cock, his cock is too small... Literally everything. He didn't want any of it and told me none of those things were a problem for him. Soooo basically he had no idea what humiliation entailed and didn't actually want to be humiliated.
Hate the guys who are sort of venturing into kink but don't even know what it is or what they like.
Ugh.
Guys like this make no sense you me, it should be really obvious what humiliation must entail, but nah... their just... ugh...
TheBrownFox
07-16-2014, 11:44 AM
me: umad?
HAHA. I love it. And my son happens to be wearing his 'YOU MAD, BRO?' t-shirt today too. :P I got one too, but mine is a white tank top with a big troll face on it (got mine from the store Hot Topic).
SophieL
07-16-2014, 12:09 PM
dickgarden: hey baby
love myself a cougar (;
let u swallow my fresh dick whole ;p
You know I always prefer fresh dick to that which is stale or rotten. :)
Smurfette
07-16-2014, 12:25 PM
Hey I am ---. I am a sports and entertainment attorney. I have had 3 sugar babies offline and 2 from this site. I don't do this to fulfill some weird fantasy or fetish. I just work and travel a lot while caring for my dying father. I offer anywhere from 3-5k per month based on how available you can be to me and how open minded you are sexually. I am a dominant daddy so being submissive is a plus but not a must. If you are interested please email me at --- thanks!
I emailed him, no response. Fuck you buddy, thanks for getting my hopes up.
(I was skeptical to begin with, obviously. But still, a part of me deep down was like please please please be legit!!)
nikki187
07-16-2014, 12:46 PM
^^^ Lol. I got that same email not to long ago. I told him he was full of shit because I seen someone else had gotten it too. Never heard back.
Issabelle
07-16-2014, 12:49 PM
^^ Guy with a username including 'Asian' asks for SPH. Normal sized dick. Asks to switch to JOI halfway through. Loved it, but I swear he's never done SPH before. He rated me 5 star and came back to free chat to ask what I really thought of his dick in paid and I'm like, 'um, average sized dick dude.' He got super excited. Like, why did you do SPH if you don't like it/get off on it? And JOI isn't SPH at all, because JOI borders on complimenting the guys cock while he gets off.
*Le Sigh* I don't understand cam site dudes.
Glamourmilf
07-16-2014, 01:06 PM
During a 'Pussy only' VOYEUR gold show'
Full paid room, everyone enjoying and behaving, the 'entitled one' enters, and says.... "Pussy only? What a waste of my $3.00! I should have bought some Chicken MAC Nuggets instead!:sarcastic Then, the 'prick' proceeds to tell me how much money I just made off of everyone... Yeah, I wish!! I wouldn't have to work so hard if I even got 60% off everyone.
Well, he didn't buy nuggets, but he did buy a 'Block' from ever coming into my room ever again!
Issabelle
07-16-2014, 01:15 PM
^^ Hate those kinds of guys. Alas, I've stopped blocking them. If I block them in show, I don't get their money and they got a free show. I will leave a note to block them on sight later though. Hehe.
AngelMari
07-16-2014, 01:34 PM
[QUOTE=Issabelle;2650098]^^ Guy with a username including 'Asian' asks for SPH. Normal sized dick. Asks to switch to JOI halfway through. Loved it, but I swear he's never done SPH before. He rated me 5 star and came back to free chat to ask what I really thought of his dick in paid and I'm like, 'um, average sized dick dude.' He got super excited. Like, why did you do SPH if you don't like it/get off on it? And JOI isn't SPH at all, because JOI borders on complimenting the guys cock while he gets off.
Same with my cuckhold idiots, I'm like sit in the corner or get in the closet...next thing I know they're sucking a dick??? Or better yet sitting on one...WTF??? One has nothing to do with the other, guess they just can't say out loud they wanna suck a dick. Had one that had a squirting cock...I need to get one of those, watch me hit myself in the eye LMAO.
Glamourmilf
07-16-2014, 01:41 PM
Yeah, that's what I do too. I never block during a show... because it's voyeur... so I'm not reading what they write. I only see it when I'm counting my $$$ from everyone after.
Interesting how some I don't block, buy more 'voyeur' shows, and type the same sh.t!
I only started blocking, because even though they don't read room topic, I still don't want a bunch of complaints from custies to support.
AngelMari
07-16-2014, 01:47 PM
jerk: can i see a twirl please
me: i dont twirl
jerk: so what do you do instead/ ;p
me: chatting as it is free CHAT
jerk: yes but you want me to pay you to go private so
right dude,and I can`t wait to have you again in my room so I can BAN U .Next time u wont be faster than me.
Hilarious, this happens constantly to me. I've taken to making a twirl gesture with my hand and saying, "Well honey, I'll get right on that as soon as you do a twirl for me sugar." Then I do a salute gesture for good measure. LOL
Glamourmilf
07-16-2014, 01:57 PM
^ That 'Twirl' thing. Who came up with that, I always wonder. It sounds so 1910 (old fashioned), like dosie do, or something. Ugghh!
TheBrownFox
07-16-2014, 02:13 PM
^ That 'Twirl' thing. Who came up with that, I always wonder. It sounds so 1910 (old fashioned), like dosie do, or something. Ugghh!
They sound so fuckin' stupid when they say stuff like "Give us a twirl" or "Walk to the door and back." Next thing you know they're gonna tell you to bounce up and down like a monkey, yelling "Ooh ooh ooh...aah aah aah!!!" And the ones who do manage to find a model who will do whatever they say WITHOUT A TIP (stand up everytime they tell her to...turn around and show ass everytime they tell her to...) must get a real kick out of being in control.
Staples
07-16-2014, 02:16 PM
He can't spell either. That's why I always turn off all guests on any site. They are usually rude and uneducated.
I use to keep Anons turned off but actually most of them are ok for me on KL and since I turned them back on I've made a lot more money. I don't know if it's because I'm a little more interactive or what. I normally have like 70-100 Anons in my room with 6 or 7 actually talking and then on a good day I've got 4 or 5 actual logged in with credit card members.