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Glamourmilf
07-25-2014, 07:50 AM
JustanotherEntitledPrick--"Pull Pussy Open!".......... Umm, No. :P

~Carmen~
07-25-2014, 02:24 PM
JustanotherEntitledPrick--"Pull Pussy Open!".......... Umm, No. :P
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soraja
07-26-2014, 10:46 AM
Can we have a "stupid annoying shit I've seen on twitter" moment? This didn't happen to me, and I shouldn't even blink at this kind of thing, but...

STUPID PERV: How can I contact you dear wanna meet you.
CAMGIRL X: babe I don't do this to meet people. >.<
STUPID PERV: okay just hook me up with a girl for relationship.

Like, "oh, it's fine, any set of orifices will do."

MissQuirk
07-26-2014, 10:51 AM
http://i60.tinypic.com/30xcxeu.png

audritwo
07-26-2014, 12:14 PM
If your tits dont inflate and your head doesn't spin around, not a real orgasm.

MissQuirk
07-26-2014, 12:17 PM
If your tits dont inflate and your head doesn't spin around, not a real orgasm.

I thought the spin kicks were enough? Have I forgotten how to do the sexy?! Thank god for the random Internet men who take the time to tell me how my body works <3

audritwo
07-26-2014, 12:38 PM
If you ladies haven't read Oglaf (oglaf.com), you should.

Anytime a guy questions my orgasms or tells me to cum on the spot, this is what I think of..
http://media.oglaf.com/comic/fresh_horses1.jpg
http://media.oglaf.com/comic/fresh_horses2.jpg

soraja
07-26-2014, 01:04 PM
If you ladies haven't read Oglaf (oglaf.com), you should.

Crap, I spent the last half hour looking for that exact comic! But I found--

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--which is how I feel whenever I try to dirty talk someone. How did those bees get in there?????

audritwo
07-26-2014, 02:58 PM
I've always wanted to dirty talk like that. Or the next time I do a impregation roleplay I'll say "OH YEAH GET ME PREGNANT! I WANT TO HAVE YOUR BABY THEN INVEST IN THEIR EDUCATION FOR THE FUTURE! THEY ARE GONNA BE SOOO SUCCESSFUL!"

or shit like

"I WANT TO GET AN ASTROVAN AND GO ON FAMILY VACATIONS WITH YOU! GOD YOU'RE SO FUCKING HOT!"

Glamourmilf
07-26-2014, 05:55 PM
A couple of things annoyed me the past couple of days while camming.
A reg comes into chat, says hello, and announces he's got a butt plug up his ass. (I get excited because he's going to go exclusive so he can show me, right?) Nope. He tells me that he can't because he just lost his job..WTF? (You know what else he lost? The right to ever be in my room----BAN!! :toldoff:

Today I had another repeat custie, who I've noticed has been pooping into my chat..., Everyday this past week, just saying hi, but never buying a show, or even tipping.
Today, I call him on it, I invite him in.. he says he can't... he now just comes in to say hi when he's at work. (yeah, well, I'm at work too). BAN!:smellie_a

Sunnylexie
07-26-2014, 09:22 PM
http://i60.tinypic.com/30xcxeu.png


If your tits dont inflate and your head doesn't spin around, not a real orgasm.

Reminded me of one time I was giving an orgasm gold show and had someone ask if I was having a seizure. So, obviously, the key sign of a real orgasm is the woman being in total control over her movements, expression and the sounds she's making and not getting too intense or doing anything that goes beyond her partner's porn experience so she doesn't ruin it for him.

DancesWithSloths
07-27-2014, 07:07 AM
Special Snowflake: Golden showers?
Slothie: It's against the rules here.
Special Snowflake: Just for me?

Ban hammer descends.

TattooedBBW
07-27-2014, 08:15 AM
Special Snowflake: Golden showers?
Slothie: It's against the rules here.
Special Snowflake: Just for me?

Ban hammer descends.

"Just for me?"
Ya cuz you're so special and soooo worth getting suspended over, random username who hasn't ever spent a dime on me....

SophieL
07-27-2014, 11:26 PM
AH- My dear you hot and a beautiful set of tits i would love to get it on with you
Me- click exclusive and we can make that happen virtually.
AH wicht button
sorry i need the real thing and unfortunetly i don't pay for sex
Me- wtf are you doing here then? Did you not read the site before coming in here.

Kicked out.

SophieL
07-27-2014, 11:43 PM
double post..

Sunnylexie
07-28-2014, 05:51 AM
Space'n'TimeParadox: Are you in the UK?
Me: Not really)
Space'n'TimeParadox: Is there anyone from there in your room?


Me: Hi, how are you?
Jackoffwithmyowntears: so hard
Me: What are you in the mood for?
Jackoffwithmyowntears: kisses
plz wait im fucking
Me: 0_o

It cracks me up every time someone types things like "Hi I'm fucking my gf right now" or "She's sucking on my cock". I literally imagine them struggling to type while balancing the keyboard on their partner's butt or head.

Also, had an idiot enter my gold show and start fantasyzing about his mom without even bothering to make his messages private. I wasn't reading the chat so only paid attention when I heard guys leave en masse. There weren't too many people in from the very start, so I ended up 1 on 1 with this stupid fuck. Not that I'm complaining because I got paid anyway))))).

pinkpink
07-28-2014, 05:56 AM
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I wanted to leave the fuckers name but I think that's not allowed.

Anyway. No idea why he said this. :(

justanothercamgirl
07-28-2014, 06:15 AM
Lately, any time some guy has a stupid, petty complaint about my gold show -- I just start singing this to myself in my head and it makes me feel better. ;D


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwvlbJ0h35A

Fitandpretty
07-28-2014, 10:18 AM
In the Nude Chat on Cams:

Iwantitall: mmmmmmm
Iwantitall: bb
Iwantitall : why no DP?
Me: this is nude chat if you want requests or to direct your own show, please go prvt
Iwantitall: but we are pvt come bb I want DP
Me: no we are not and I'm not shoving anything in my ass and cooch for 2.49 sorry.
Iwantitall: well you are missing out on my money bitch

Good riddance! I'm guess they all rolling cheap today

TheBrownFox
07-28-2014, 11:43 AM
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I wanted to leave the fuckers name but I think that's not allowed.

Anyway. No idea why he said this. :(
Just some miserable, idiotic troll who gets off on bullying hot cam girls while they're trying to work. Probably mad that you get to make good money doing something you love, and only WISHES he/she could be in your shoes right now.

Procrasturbator
07-28-2014, 02:14 PM
OMG. I am so fucking not amused with this bullshit. This is super long but I'm keeping it all because the length of it is part of what pissed me off.

[12:52:49 PM] Pants On Fire: Hey sexy (kiss)
[12:54:47 PM] Pants On Fire: Hi, I'd like to add you on Skype.
[12:54:56 PM] *** (Procrasturbator) has shared contact details with Pants On Fire. ***
[12:55:00 PM] Me: Hi :)
[12:55:54 PM] Pants On Fire: Hey..I want a show.. (kiss) (kiss)
[1:10:47 PM] Me: Sorry, was in a show! Awesome, what kind?
[1:11:37 PM] Pants On Fire: Can you show me bb
[1:12:09 PM] Me: Show you what?
[1:14:21 PM] Pants On Fire: Your sexy body
[1:16:14 PM] Pants On Fire: Hey..I'll pay..bb
[1:18:27 PM] Pants On Fire: Hey...r u free now..
[1:32:26 PM] Me: Hey, sorry, was in a show
[1:32:48 PM] Pants On Fire: Ok fine bb ...now r u ready
[1:33:19 PM] Me: I can be in about two minutes, I'll get ready while you send the payment :)
[1:33:21 PM] Me: (payment link)
[1:33:28 PM] Me: How many minutes did you want?
[1:34:40 PM] Pants On Fire: When my dick's come out then stop ok...
[1:35:43 PM] Pants On Fire: Bb..I want 6 min show... (kiss) (kiss)
[1:36:02 PM] Me: I do shows in blocks, so you can buy 10 minutes, 15 minutes, 20 minutes, 30 minutes, etc
[1:36:26 PM] Me: If you want a show under 10 minutes it's $4/min (as opposed to $3/min) so 6 min will be $24
[1:36:45 PM] Pants On Fire: Ok fine bb... (kiss)
[1:36:51 PM] Pants On Fire: I'll pay
[1:37:01 PM] Me: K, let me know when it's gone through!
[1:37:43 PM] Pants On Fire: 24$ ok...iam ready
[1:39:25 PM] Pants On Fire: Wait...
[1:40:31 PM] Pants On Fire: Hey you like cock...
[1:40:40 PM] Me: Duh :P
[1:41:03 PM] Pants On Fire: (kiss) (kiss)
[1:41:19 PM] Me: Are we doing the show or not?
[1:41:47 PM] Pants On Fire: Yes...
[1:42:24 PM] Pants On Fire: Ok ...1 min...iam checking...your profile bb
[1:42:31 PM] Me: k
[1:45:43 PM] Pants On Fire: Ok...I payed bb
[1:45:51 PM] Pants On Fire: Let's start
(I look at my email & CMD, don't see any new payments. I've never even had a paying custie from another site but just in case I go check them while this goes on.)
[1:46:07 PM] Me: What site did you pay on?
[1:47:30 PM] Pants On Fire: From independent webcam
[1:48:09 PM] Me: What's the site URL?
[1:48:25 PM] Pants On Fire: Mm yes..
[1:49:36 PM] Pants On Fire: Hey...r u ready
[1:50:02 PM] Me: What's the URL of the site you paid me on?
[1:50:27 PM] Me: The site address.
[1:51:50 PM] Pants On Fire: Ok
[1:53:10 PM] Pants On Fire:

Yahoo ID: (my yahoo ID)
[1:53:16 PM] Pants On Fire: Ok...
[1:53:44 PM] Me: No, I need the URL. It will be in the address bar of your browser. e.g. Google's URL is http://www.google.com
[1:55:44 PM] Me: OK, you're clearly wasting my time and did not pay, as I checked all possible sites that I can be paid on and I don't have a new payment on any of them. Peace.
[1:55:54 PM] *** (Procrasturbator) blocked Pants On Fire ***
[1:56:36 PM] Pants On Fire: Our banners and link code here - http://www.girlsprivatecam.com/girlsprivatecam-banner-link.htm
(Here I unblocked him for a minute to grab the chat log)
[2:00:42 PM] Me: I didn't get any new payments on girlsprivatecam. Stop trying to bullshit me.

And then I promptly blocked him again. Between this guy and the other shit I've had to deal with today I have just about had it with daytime camming.

SpaceyLaceyButterfacey
07-28-2014, 03:00 PM
I log in to SM to find this lovely inbox message waiting for me...


"Do you go poop everyday?"

I'm sure 50 other girls got this same message...

Holly_xoxo
07-28-2014, 03:09 PM
Crymyself2sleepAtNight : Get that face down and ur ass up.....I pound the shit outa ur pussy girl
Me: does that line every work?
Crymyself2sleepAtNight : yeh, but only in person


Ummmmm, I'm seriously doubting that

SweetJulia
07-28-2014, 05:14 PM
I mostly had a great day, but the first two hours were dead. During which my party chat morons spent twenty minutes trying to figure out what race I am. This is REALLY getting old.

audritwo
07-28-2014, 06:38 PM
Have you ever gotten your period? You are on like everyday and never take a week off. Maybe that's why you are so tiny, you never hit puberty.
http://kimindebus.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/9gag-poker-face.jpg



I love menstrual cups, but sometimes.. fuck.

soraja
07-28-2014, 06:41 PM
I mostly had a great day, but the first two hours were dead. During which my party chat morons spent twenty minutes trying to figure out what race I am. This is REALLY getting old.

I hate that! That my absolute least favorite conversation to have with guys. I've started responding with shit like "Human being." "Ferengi." "Romulan." "Sebacean." " in a really flat and bored tone of voice, I am so done with humoring people.

audritwo
07-28-2014, 07:57 PM
we would go so well together
you have small boobs i have a small penis

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m57pct3jjB1r768kv.gif

Busygirl
07-28-2014, 08:12 PM
Yeah, all of this. They are out full force today.

SophieL
07-29-2014, 04:01 AM
Buble935: Show those tities
Me: happy to in pvt or excl
Buble935: I have cancer
Me: sorry to hear that but seeing my boobs for free won't cure you.

SimoneGray
07-29-2014, 06:52 AM
Some dude in guest today:

dude: finger ur pussy deep and moan for me slut
me: Sure, lets go pvt and its all yours
dude: no, out here, i want you to please me and everyone
me: nothing is free, you can all come pvt then
dude: come on, moan for me, you know you want to
me: hahahahahahah...I really dont
dude: why do all you bitches deny how turned on by men you get?
me: I get turned on by money.

BAN!

TheBrownFox
07-29-2014, 07:30 AM
Some dude in guest today:

dude: finger ur pussy deep and moan for me slut
me: Sure, lets go pvt and its all yours
dude: no, out here, i want you to please me and everyone
me: nothing is free, you can all come pvt then
dude: come on, moan for me, you know you want to
me: hahahahahahah...I really dont
dude: why do all you bitches deny how turned on by men you get?
me: I get turned on by money.

BAN!
I love how the minute these fucks realize we're not giving them what they want for free, we're all of a sudden a 'bitch' or 'whore'. I saw the same thing happen on the other day...some 16-year old boy was asking a cam girl for a free Skype show, and started calling her names when she refused. 16 years old...you need to be worried about school and doing yard work or something to save up for the prom. And if you're horny, lock the door to your bedroom and jerk off to Megan Fox or something...instead of waste other people's time...

Prussia
07-29-2014, 10:23 AM
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WTF from last night... :O

SpaceyLaceyButterfacey
07-29-2014, 11:34 AM
dumbass: Wow... so sexy
dumbass: beautiful bb
dumbass:You look just like my mom...
*I usually block at this point, but for some reason didn't feel like it*
dumbass:She's only 30

*Oh, yes, I should've blocked*

me: Ok, bye dumbass. You just told me indirectly that you are not old enough to be here. Unless your mother had you when she was 12 or younger (which is possible but highly unlikely), there's no way you are old enough to legally be on this website. You think I can't do math?

BLOCKED!

It probably wasn't even true but I swear they will try any angle to fuck with you :/

SimoneGray
07-29-2014, 12:35 PM
^^ It makes me really sad that they feel they can speak to people this way :(

SweetJulia
07-29-2014, 07:34 PM
dude: why do all you bitches deny how turned on by men you get?
me: I get turned on by money.

BAN!
I LOVE this, can I please add it to my signature?

Holly_xoxo
07-29-2014, 07:34 PM
GimmeFreeShit: You enjoy a stranger watching you fuck yourself?
TALK DIRTY TO YOU,TEASE YOU about how hard his dick is thobbing when their watching?

Me : I do like that but only in private. I don't pay attention to it out here.

GimmeFreeShit Leaves

Big shock there :/

JaneBurgess
07-29-2014, 09:21 PM
That guy is a dick period. He always talks shit to people and thinks cam sites should be free. He told me I was a bitch because I wouldn't sit topless in free chat. I told him I am a SUPER bitch and he is about to see it in action. He left and hasn't been back since.

I had a guy call me fat before and he left when I said oink. Never take what they say personally because they are unhappy trolls. We could be a top damn model and they would still claim we are fat and ugly.



Jackoff: hey dum pig for a fat girl you sure don't sweat much fukkin oinker hahahahahahahaha

Me: No need to be rude, just find a gal you do like.

Jackoff: fuckkin rude mouthy bitch no wonder you ain't gettin any shows nobody likes a rude bitch

Jackoff has logged off

And he was one of the polite ones. :)

Sunnylexie
07-29-2014, 11:53 PM
Cammingisntajob: am great sis how are you?
Me: Awesome, thanks! Are you a religious communion member or you want to roleplay in free chat?
Cammingisntajob: Ahahahahaha!!!!!
you're so funny
Me: funny or not, I don't roleplay in free chat, especially incest or other illegal stuff.
Performer shall not portray depiction of sex involving any person under the age of 18, rape, incest, bestiality, fisting, necrophilia, any form of minor activity, urination and/or defecation.
Me: ^^ the INCEST part;-)
Cammingisntajob: yes and I understand that it should be in pvt
Me: 1) fetish shows and roleplay are done STRICTLY in Exclusive.
2) Incest is against the site rules. So I'm supposed NOT to do it on here, pvt or not.
Cammingisntajob: oh
but I've done it with many other models
well....they were either in US or some european country but still
its not real, in fact I HATE the reality of it, and I think its disgusting
Me: I don't care about other models. That's what MY contract says.
Performer shall not portray depiction of sex involving any person under the age of 18, rape, incest, bestiality, fisting, necrophilia, any form of minor activity, urination and/or defecation.
Cammingisntajob: you HAVE a CONTRACT? for working in this DUMB?!!! *PFFT who ever needs that shit when there’s pussy involved! Age shmage! Consent shmonsent! We may pay you or punch you in the eye instead – that’s how sex trade works, right?*
Me: YESSS I do!!!!
Cammingisntajob: lol I love your facial expression
Me: All models have contracts for working in this “DUMB” or whatever you call it!
Cammingisntajob: well I hope you find a better job darling, everyone deserves a better job than this, I bet you see all kind of wrong shit *yea, and idiots like you are the worst of all – BAN!*


RICHNHANDSOME: Hi
Hru?
Me: Hello
great, thanks!
What about you?
RICHNHANDSOME: Yes
U r great
I'm good thx
; )
RICHNHANDSOME: Would u mind laying like in ur profile pic , please? *at the moment, I’m sitting at my desk typing*
Me: not at all - if you tip me 5 gold to go and pose on the bed!
RICHNHANDSOME: ; )<
5?
That's a bit much tho

*Another proof for the “money in the nickname rule".*

SimoneGray
07-30-2014, 01:14 AM
I LOVE this, can I please add it to my signature?

Of course :) Feel free to use anything I say x

justanothercamgirl
07-30-2014, 06:05 AM
Dick: SHOW me your TITS RIGHT NOW

Me: Gold for requests please.

Dick: Gimme gimme gimme thats what all you bitches say



I love when guys say 'gimmie gimmie gimmie' is all *we* say. Um, you are the one who just made a requested to me that I act like your living puppet for free. If that isn't a 'gimmie gimmie gimmie' then I don't know what is.

Rosemary Rabbit
07-30-2014, 08:06 AM
Cammingisntajob: well I hope you find a better job darling, everyone deserves a better job than this


http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/laughter.gif

justanothercamgirl
07-30-2014, 09:07 AM
I had a guy come into voyeur Gold Show which has a very detailed and descriptive explanation of what a voyeur show is and start screaming at me that I was a rip-off and that he was going to report me and then left my Gold Show to come back a couple minutes later to tell me smugly that he had reported me to Streamate and that I was a cunt and to have a nice day.

This was a $3 for a 30 minute Gold Show where I was offering a free titty play video with each pledge.

Wow, that guy sure showed me.

http://media.giphy.com/media/LRbvXbmJ7g7eM/giphy.gif

Sunnylexie
07-31-2014, 02:59 AM
Long story put short, this guy came in my pvt and offered me a deal. First, it was him paying me to visit him in the US "to have lots of fun". When it turned out I don't travel or meet IRL, it became him giving me gold so I'd send him "lots of sexy photos and videos" so he'd watch them when not online. After an half an hour of me explaning him (in pvt) he's got to send me a message specifying what kind of videos and photos, how long and how many of them he wants, and if he has any special requests regarding them, I look into my mailbox to find this:

> Hello baby send me lots of your pictures and videos
> Sexy Pictures and Videos

I don't even know if I should work on this or just ban him. Trying to please idiots has never turned out well for me.

Busygirl
07-31-2014, 03:26 AM
.....

Busygirl
07-31-2014, 03:28 AM
Do you play in private?
Yes, join me.
Do you also play in person?
No.
Bitch.
Hey, slow down, it's not personal, nobody is allowed to meet on this site (cams)
I meet all the time. (Leaves)


Why are there so many men ANGRY while they are beating their chicken?

justanothercamgirl
07-31-2014, 06:41 AM
Do you play in private?
Yes, join me.
Do you also play in person?
No.
Bitch.
Hey, slow down, it's not personal, nobody is allowed to meet on this site (cams)
I meet all the time. (Leaves)


Why are there so many men ANGRY while they are beating their chicken?

Logic dictates that if he *did* actually meet all the time he wouldn't be hostile and calling you a bitch. He wouldn't feel any anger at all since it is so easy to meet. He'd just say, "Oh that is okay.....someone else will meet me then."

I love the way these guys feel the need to lie all the time. Until I became a camgirl I never realized how much guys will lie about everything just to save face.

illuminaughty
07-31-2014, 06:48 AM
I now get asked for my hand in marriage by almost every customer....

anonymous camgirl
07-31-2014, 07:02 AM
My favorite is when they tell you how beautiful you are and want to marry you with no panties on and legs spread.. I laugh and roll my eyes!!



I now get asked for my hand in marriage by almost every customer....

Procrasturbator
07-31-2014, 07:59 AM
Do you play in private?
Yes, join me.
Do you also play in person?
No.
Bitch.
Hey, slow down, it's not personal, nobody is allowed to meet on this site (cams)
I meet all the time. (Leaves)


Why are there so many men ANGRY while they are beating their chicken?

Lol I love the "but the other girls do it!" justification. But the other girls meet IRL/Skype for free/perform illegal acts on camera! Well, gee, why don't you go hit up one of those countless other girls instead of bothering apparently the only girl on the whole site who won't do what you want? These guys are so full of it.

nikki187
07-31-2014, 02:13 PM
Had a guy on cams that was in pvt already talking about these fetishes he likes. I just ignored and kept doing what I do. Then he says something about bestiality.
Me: I am not allowed to talk about that, I could get in trouble.
Him: yes you can
Me: Do you work for this fucking site?
Him: No
Me: Then you don't know what you're talking about. I am not going to lose my account over it,and then I keep doing what I do and he stays.

Lol didn't expect him to stay another 10 minutes after I kind of lost it.