View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
Holly_xoxo
07-31-2014, 03:03 PM
I'm getting so tired of guys coming in to ask if I like younger guys. These ones never spend money and for some reason it annoys me that they think just because I'm older, I'll be all over them. It's not as if being younger is an achievement or talent they have.
The majority of younger guys that take me pvt never say their age until we're in there.
The " you lik young cok bb" guys just beggars.
*sigh* maybe I should have posted this in the vent thread but it's annoying shit I hear on cam also :/
Glamourmilf
07-31-2014, 03:29 PM
This person, who I haven't had in my chat room in a long time, is back... Just types "Are You Alone?"
I might have mentioned this person when he /she came in every day about 3 years ago, or so. IDK why that creeps me out, every time I hear it. Oh, yes I do..... Maybe because I've had 3 stalkers from camming find me irl. Makes my skin crawl, and I want to double check to see if my doors are locked.:eye-poppi
I also had a custie with a number #1 next to his name,( and my notes on him were pretty normal)---He now enters chat and asks me if I will do an outdoor Prvt. for him, and to type silently to him my answer. As if... Hell to the no!! WTF?
SimoneGray
07-31-2014, 06:02 PM
Today on SM:
So the context here is I'm sitting and there are people in Guest who are chatting and heckling for boobs etc, so at one point I give the BIGGEST eye roll ever.
dude: omg, your eyes...you just came super hard talking to me
me (laughing): wow I really did not
dude: yes you did, all women do that. now flash your titties bitch.
I mean.....really?
TheBrownFox
07-31-2014, 06:54 PM
For all the women-hating free chat troll assholes who make threats and fucked-up remarks to cam girls.....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsB-GHXl3SU
I'm getting so tired of guys coming in to ask if I like younger guys. These ones never spend money and for some reason it annoys me that they think just because I'm older, I'll be all over them. It's not as if being younger is an achievement or talent they have.
I don't think it matters that you're older, I've heard it from years ago when I started camming(obviously pretty young and naive) to yesterday.
Glamourmilf
08-01-2014, 08:28 AM
Dude enters my chat and 'suggests' I do a '0' buy-in gold show, like others are doing. (he must have noticed that I was in a GS most of the day(voyeur shows only).
I told him I don't do them, and please don't tell me how to do my job.
Wanna bet he would be the guy who would never contribute to the '0'
show if I did one, and also would probably be demanding things if I had. Jerk-off!:shoot:
anonymous camgirl
08-01-2014, 10:48 AM
Yea I had one of those guys the other day.. asking me if i was on my period.. and I said not allowed to show blood.. Not even allowed to type the word on CAMS... and the guy says ok well the other girls do it ...LOL
Lol I love the "but the other girls do it!" justification. But the other girls meet IRL/Skype for free/perform illegal acts on camera! Well, gee, why don't you go hit up one of those countless other girls instead of bothering apparently the only girl on the whole site who won't do what you want? These guys are so full of it.
AngelMari
08-01-2014, 12:06 PM
I now get asked for my hand in marriage by almost every customer....
Ditto
AngelMari
08-01-2014, 12:08 PM
Today on SM:
So the context here is I'm sitting and there are people in Guest who are chatting and heckling for boobs etc, so at one point I give the BIGGEST eye roll ever.
dude: omg, your eyes...you just came super hard talking to me
me (laughing): wow I really did not
dude: yes you did, all women do that. now flash your titties bitch.
I mean.....really?
I spit out my drink reading this!!! And had to redo some makeup because my eyes teared up laughing so hard.
seicento
08-01-2014, 05:01 PM
idiot: what you wearing today?
me: a teddy
idiot:lemme see!
me:as soon as u tip or go grp/pvt
idiot leaves the room
another idiot:we gotta pay to see what youre wearing? fucking rip off!!!! Scam!!!
yes of course,I am a puppet and I stand up/show outfit eventually twirl for every single cheapo entering my room!
Oh and another one ,being all pissed off bcs aw kicks them out of free chat after 3 mins.was like :"3 mins ?But is not enough time to get to know a model,how can I decide if I want a pvt?" Like we have an hour for every stupid ass who wants to chat !For free!What abt reading profiles?Im there to provide a sex show not to tell u what I ate for dinner.ugh.
Staples
08-02-2014, 12:11 AM
Guy comes into my room on KinkLive
Him: Hey You up for some fun?
Me: Of course! What you got in mind?
Him: I feel like being a master
Me: Great I love being masters little slave
Him: Good, I was thinking of some fat humiliation
Me: Ok
Him: But I want to receive it not give it
Me: Ummm... I thought you said you wanted to be a Master
I'm so confused right now...
Glamourmilf
08-02-2014, 09:13 AM
Last night a repeat custie comes in while I'm getting ready to go into a gold show. he wants a prvt., I tell him to wait until my gs is over. he agrees.
When he gets into the prvt. first thing he tells me is that it's gonna be a 'quickie', because he's been watching porn while waiting for me... (I'm thinking -"Thanks for the head's up, I'm going to drag this out".)
Even though I was pissed that he said that, it suddenly dawned on me (after all of these years camming), that guys are usually ready to 'pop' when they get into a prvt.
I got kinda fooled by the many, many guys in my 30 minute 'voyeur' shows who stay and type the entire time!
I know it's been mentioned on here that guys will do that, but to actually hear the words from a custie, was an eye opener.:eye:
I'm going to always s-l-o-w things down to a 'snail's' pace from now on.
Vlodina
08-02-2014, 12:20 PM
Today in a paid show:
"Show me your wild side babe"
MissQuirk
08-02-2014, 06:04 PM
"does GOLD cost money?"
JaneBurgess
08-02-2014, 07:15 PM
Most of their customers don't know shit about fetishes. I am always asked about SPH, JOI and giantness.
Guy comes into my room on KinkLive
Him: Hey You up for some fun?
Me: Of course! What you got in mind?
Him: I feel like being a master
Me: Great I love being masters little slave
Him: Good, I was thinking of some fat humiliation
Me: Ok
Him: But I want to receive it not give it
Me: Ummm... I thought you said you wanted to be a Master
I'm so confused right now...
JaneBurgess
08-02-2014, 07:16 PM
lepipeau: no that is to expensive
too
I'm sorry that you think nudity should be cheap as fuck or free. I don't offer either douche.
LeoLeonora
08-02-2014, 10:02 PM
One member told my bf and I that he wanted a show, but was going to be right back because he had to "go to the ATM."
Issabelle
08-03-2014, 12:15 AM
Arousr specific, but asshole behavior regardless. Guys start out texting in free, then you switch them to paid for hard/dirty talk and pics normally. I have a few guys who think they can cleverly hit stop session after a few paid texts, then text me again as the system resets to free mode. They keep texting the original convo thinking I won't notice they're scamming me. Idiots.
LeoLeonora
08-03-2014, 12:49 AM
"Open breasts, bb." In free chat, of course.
I beg of you dearly, how does one "open breasts"? ::)
I always answer, "Sorry, don't have a scalpel handy..."
TheBrownFox
08-03-2014, 12:49 PM
it suddenly dawned on me (after all of these years camming), that guys are usually ready to 'pop' when they get into a prvt.
I got kinda fooled by the many, many guys in my 30 minute 'voyeur' shows who stay and type the entire time!
I know it's been mentioned on here that guys will do that, but to actually hear the words from a custie, was an eye opener.:eye:
I'm going to always s-l-o-w things down to a 'snail's' pace from now on.
I don't blame you! When I enter an ImLive private session with a guy who's already on cam jerking his dick in turbo mode, I figure he's the "Fuck your pussy bb" type who expects me to rush and fuck myself fast and hard so his cheapass can cum real quick...while I get like $1 total out of it. Haha. Nope, but nice try...
Glamourmilf
08-03-2014, 01:43 PM
^^ Exactly.:(
I'm so pissed right now! I logged on an hr. ago. Room fills up, nobody's buying-or talking.. Some douche comes in, asks if I have any big black dildos. I say "Yes". He says "Oh, o.k. because before I go Prvt., and pay your high price, I want to make sure. He leaves, and tags me with -"too expensive", "can't afford it", and "not worth it." WTF? Maybe if he tagged me that after going prvt., I would understand. But he was just being a 'prick'.
The site is pissing me off because they haven't fixed the glitch that doesn't allow for some to tip gold, and get into my shows! They are telling my custies that they will try to fix it On Monday! :wave:
"Bye Bye Money!" It was nice knowing You!
Procrasturbator
08-03-2014, 01:59 PM
The site is pissing me off because they haven't fixed the glitch that doesn't allow for some to tip gold, and get into my shows! They are telling my custies that they will try to fix it On Monday! :wave:
"Bye Bye Money!" It was nice knowing You!
Seriously? SM is ridiculous sometimes. Yeah, let's just wait until all the guys with money have to go back to work for five days. Brilliant plan right there. ::)
LoraDoll
08-03-2014, 05:51 PM
***oni (Member) : DO U DO THIS FOR HAVING MONEY FOR DRUGS?
:rain: :D
Sunnylexie
08-04-2014, 02:52 AM
He leaves, and tags me with -"too expensive", "can't afford it", and "not worth it." WTF? Maybe if he tagged me that after going prvt., I would understand.
"Can't afford it" and "not worth it" going together - LMAO. "Didn't read, but condemn it"
Broke&entitled: bb i wanna see u with long hair bb
Me: why don't you just go to someone who has long hair, then?)
Broke&entitled: i want u to be seen with it
bcause i love u
Me: it's not like I can make it turn long overnight)
Broke&entitled: can u keep a false hair
Me: ahh
a wig?
Broke&entitled: yes bb
Me: well if you send me some gold to buy it, I will
please keep in mind they are expensive
and it's not like I can go and buy something that pricey just because someone who's never even had a show with me asks me to
Broke&entitled: y always money bb i am u r fan bb
i love u very much
can u do it for me
SUUURE if you're such a BIG fan of me I will do and buy whatever you tell me just to make it more fun for you to freeload in my room.
Sunnylexie
08-04-2014, 11:10 PM
Things that always make me cringe when I read them: "hairy vagina" and "imperticular" (aka "in particular")
Issabelle
08-05-2014, 03:55 AM
Anytime a guy opens with the phrase 'I'm new here,' I immediately have to hold back from rolling my eyes and banning him. It's just an automatic response these days.
Procrasturbator
08-05-2014, 04:02 AM
Anytime a guy opens with the phrase 'I'm new here,' I immediately have to hold back from rolling my eyes and banning him. It's just an automatic response these days.
Lol I hate that shit. "I'm new here" = "I need you to convince me to go private, walk me through the process, and repeatedly remind me of what we're trying to do in the first place each of the 50 times I get lost on my way to the private button." Five minutes of hand-holding later... "Wait, this costs money?"
I actually love popping guys' cam cherries but come on now.
Issabelle
08-06-2014, 01:46 AM
^^ Oh the 'are you bored?' guys. Since I keep my rates high-ish and expect to only spend about 15 minutes of every hour in paid, I get a lot of these guys expecting free fun and wild action from me. They're fun to fuck with. This is basically what last nights conversation (and all of the others) looked like:
'Are u bored bb?'
'Why do you ask?'
'IDK u just look bored. Uve been sitting there forever.'
'Then entertain me.'
'I am.'
'The Currency of Entertainment is in the form of money transferred to SM Gold, Premium, or Exclusive.'
'If u wanna show, u have to entertain ME. Ur the PERFORMER!'
'And I save all of my energy for paid performances by sitting here on my ass--my lovely ass--waiting for men with money. Any other stupid questions?
'Ur a bitch.'
'And proud. But that's a statement, not a question. Buh bye sweets.' *kick*
TransdimensionalPrincess
08-06-2014, 02:11 AM
^^ Oh the 'are you bored?' guys. Since I keep my rates high-ish and expect to only spend about 15 minutes of every hour in paid, I get a lot of these guys expecting free fun and wild action from me. They're fun to fuck with. This is basically what last nights conversation (and all of the others) looked like:
'Are u bored bb?'
'Why do you ask?'
'IDK u just look bored. Uve been sitting there forever.'
'Then entertain me.'
'I am.'
'The Currency of Entertainment is in the form of money transferred to SM Gold, Premium, or Exclusive.'
'If u wanna show, u have to entertain ME. Ur the PERFORMER!'
'And I save all of my energy for paid performances by sitting here on my ass--my lovely ass--waiting for men with money. Any other stupid questions?
'Ur a bitch.'
'And proud. But that's a statement, not a question. Buh bye sweets.' *kick*
Its amazing how they think we should perform for the peanut gallery.
"A peanut gallery was, in the days of vaudeville, a nickname for the cheapest (and ostensibly rowdiest) seats in the theater, the occupants of which were often known to heckle."
-http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peanut_gallery
anonymous camgirl
08-06-2014, 08:32 AM
I feel the same fucking way.. one time I had a show with this guy back in sept.. so he come to my room just a few months ago saying I am NEW here.. and I said the hell you are.. I did a show with you 8 months ago asshole!...lol
Anytime a guy opens with the phrase 'I'm new here,' I immediately have to hold back from rolling my eyes and banning him. It's just an automatic response these days.
anonymous camgirl
08-06-2014, 08:35 AM
Yea well i got 2 words for you " PAY ME"!...LOOOOL
38517 Yup. How original. Then he was gone 3 seconds later so you know he had it copied and pasted ready to go. lol
Glamourmilf
08-06-2014, 08:45 AM
During a 30 minute 'Pussy" close-up 'Voyeur' show~
I read this after the show is over in my chat space. (all from different guys in the show who don't read the show description- Show Ass
Show Face
Blowjob?
FEET!
Why aren't You talking to me?
Tits!
Fuck that pussy hard BB!
Turn around!
Open that pussy wide!
*Unbelievable how guys will stay in a 30 minute voyeur show and talk non-stop, yet only go prvt. for 2 minutes..:smellie_y
anonymous camgirl
08-06-2014, 09:03 AM
^^ Yes he is a newbie troller.. A true artist who trolls pulls the wool over your eyes to the point you do not even know you are being trolled...LOL...
justanothercamgirl
08-06-2014, 09:28 AM
butthurt: wow
butthurt: look at those fat tits
JAC: Chit-chat bores me. I rather just fuck in a private show instead.
butthurt: dont get bored
JAC: I am taking privates for the next few minutes. After that I will be running a gold show.
custie1: hi beautiful
butthurt: you do speak
JAC: If you tip, I speak
butthurt: haha
tip me
JAC: okay, here you go
butthurt: lol
JAC (*logs into a GS*: Enjoy your black screen. :-)
butthurt: block me
custie1: i was getting my cam, dammit!
butthurt: your fucking ugly
butthurt: just a big fatty
JAC: Hee hee. you are so cute when you are butthurt
butthurt: nobody wants to take you pvt
JAC: Thank you for your feedback Kenny. Have a nice day.
butthurt: i have cheers
butthurt has logged off
--------------
He has a one next to his name. He'll be back to give me money. They always come back. ;)
Tiddlywinks
08-06-2014, 03:07 PM
So at first the usual "Hey show tits bb" and "Show your ass" comments made me a little huffy, due to the fact that they're demanding something for nothing, but nowadays the new category of bullshit is this: the guys that say "Oh wow, you're just in it for the money, you're not really a kinky girl."
Don't get mad at me because you came to a cam site expecting girls to be falling all over themselves to entertain your broke ass. Smh. In your dreams you silly fuck.
Oh. And when random people with empty accounts come out of nowhere and keep trying to instigate fantasies. Like this one ( I assume ) annoying bitch:
Chick: Hey you're really pretty! How are you sweetheart?
*me after checking her account, zilch*
Me: Oh ty :)
Chick: You're very sexy. Do you like women?
Me: Yes
Chick: Ooh, do you like to submit to women?
Me: *giving major side-eye and ignoring them*
Chick: Can you talk for me? Would you call me your pet?
Me: Look, I'm a camgirl hustling for tokens, unless you tip me, I really can't do anything for you
In other words: Shut the fuck up, you're not paying me, you never will pay me. Go distract someone else.
/endminirant
funismymiddlename
08-06-2014, 03:56 PM
"i might be back if my usual girl doesnt get on"
um fuck you i told him dont come back to my chat he's level 2 for me but fuck him my ego is huge so how fucking dare he I should be the usual girl bc im the shit
SweetJulia
08-06-2014, 04:18 PM
Me: Hi Mr. Confused
Mr.Confused: You're not Ebony!
Me: No shit
Mr.Confused: Why not?
Was gonna try to un confuse-both of us lol-but I got pulled into a show.
PleasantFoxxx
08-06-2014, 04:31 PM
"Do you deepthroat BB??"
"No"
"Well just try it anyway, it's ok if you gag or throwup"
"-_-"
AND
"Will you do 6tkns/min"
"No that's not my rate"
"Pleeease bb I will take you pvt for 30 mins for 6tkns"
"No"
"BB I'M POOR!"
"-_-"
Do they really think telling us about their financial situations is going to make us change our rates? lol
Procrasturbator
08-06-2014, 04:59 PM
"Will you do 6tkns/min"
"No that's not my rate"
"Pleeease bb I will take you pvt for 30 mins for 6tkns"
"No"
"BB I'M POOR!"
"-_-"
Oh wow. I have never actually witnessed such a cheapskate. 30 min, $9 your cut... how could you turn down such a generous offer? :D
Sunnylexie
08-06-2014, 06:58 PM
Smartassofthemonth: *copypaste* I have a deal for you. if you beat me in a yo mama joke contest i will give you 35 gold, but if you lose you have to do something for me. DO YOU EXEPT MY CHALLENGE??
Me: It's ACCEPT, motherfucker *BAN*
I don't like "yo mama" jokes, anyway...
Also, got offered $1900 for the panties I was wearing (but I had to show them first, indeed). When I told it were leggins not panties and I sell no tangibles, the price went up to $3000. But when I asked the person to pay $5 out of the 3000 beforehand for me to model them, it turned out to be impossible for some reason. Well, rich people are whimsical in their ways.
audritwo
08-06-2014, 09:03 PM
After a g/g gold show
Boostedmec: this show es una mierda
fuck shit
lol
horrible
zombies fucking
are better
http://38.media.tumblr.com/15b6502c97c304f16f08fed920d0712c/tumblr_n89lzvB3sV1t1bpqno2_500.gif
Sunnylexie
08-06-2014, 11:28 PM
^^He's right - the only thing that could probably beat zombies fucking is porn starring Lord Vader. Your attempt was doomed.
SoloDesire
08-07-2014, 09:27 AM
Romeo has logged on
Romeo: do
you
smell
what
the
rock
Romeo has been blocked.
38528
SimoneGray
08-07-2014, 05:48 PM
Had this pricelss one today in guest chat:
dude: MARRY ME
dude: My darling
dude: I hungry for your touch
dude: I want to love you
me: ok then take me pvt, prove your love
dude: no no bb...love is not for money. learn to know difference. I wait til you know it
Hahahahahahahaha
Bitch
08-08-2014, 04:36 AM
"are u that girl does free gold shows???"
I know who he's talking about. We're in the same category. But I just bust the fuck out laughing. Nope, not me. You would not catch me dead in a $0 goldshow.
Sunnylexie
08-08-2014, 06:49 AM
Tonight:
Wannabe troll: lol
r u a girl or a dude
Me*giving him my best bedroom eyes*: Mmmm
Who do you want tonight?;)
Wannabe troll: I'm into girls ;)
Me: Then, I'm a guy!
justanothercamgirl
08-08-2014, 07:19 AM
Dear Customers on Streamate,
There seems to be some confusion about Gold Shows that I'd like to clear up to you.
I am not a DJ at a club, here to take your requests.
I am like going to see you favorite band in concert, so shut the fuck up and enjoy the show.
No love,
JAC
Glamourmilf
08-08-2014, 09:08 AM
A repeat custie I haven't had a session with popped in last night.
During the exclusive, he tells me he will be in my 'fake' state I told him I lived in, and can we meet?
I nicely said that it is against site rules to have any outside contact, and the answer is 'no'.
he presses it, and I tell him I could be fired, and then be a homeless person living on the street. He doesn't want that to happen to me, does he?
He says, "Ha, ha, no, but I won't tell. Will you meet me anyway?"
I end the session, block him, and report him right away.
How stupid! He doesn't even show his face ever on c2c either. As If!!
CurvyWinona
08-08-2014, 09:18 AM
If I were you, I would just waste his time, saying sure sure sure and keep fiddling and never share your contact info. Some guys just fantasize about meeting you..
pippapippa
08-08-2014, 04:11 PM
ok you sold it to me xx
hi there
get naked
xx
I'm pretty sure the only people I've seen on Streamate who type "xx" are thirty second peepers.