View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
Glamourmilf
08-08-2014, 08:45 PM
^^ I hate those xx too.
I've been getting a lot of guys wanting me to scream their names really loud.... Um,, I don't wanna!:no: My walls are paper thin, and the hallway door to the outside of my place is just a few feet away. Anybody could be walking by. So I just get really close to the mic, and whisper... loudly..
Procrasturbator
08-09-2014, 02:18 AM
[2:03:06 AM] Him: Hi
[2:03:17 AM] Him: Hi, I'd like to add you on Skype.
[2:03:24 AM] *** (Procrasturbator) has shared contact details with Him. ***
[2:03:31 AM] Me: Hey there :)
[2:03:53 AM] Him: How are you?
[2:04:07 AM] Me: I'm awesome, thank you! How about you?
[2:04:26 AM] Him: I'm doing very good too today
[2:04:32 AM] Him: I'm Alex, 19 and you?
[2:04:48 AM] Me: (camname), 22 :)
[2:05:05 AM] Him: Nice to meet you (camname)
[2:05:12 AM] Him: What did you do today?
[2:06:12 AM] Me: Slept, ate, got online haha. Just woke up a few hours ago. How about yourself?
[2:06:30 AM] Him: What time is it over there? Must be really early
[2:06:47 AM] Me: About 2 AM
[2:06:47 AM] Him: Just woke up two hours ago and had breakfast
[2:07:05 AM] Me: Cool, cool
[2:07:26 AM] Him: I like your name by the way
[2:07:34 AM] Him: Any plans for later?
[2:08:01 AM] Me: Just a whole lot of masturbating on the Internet ;)
[2:08:13 AM] Him: Hope that goes well
[2:08:28 AM] Him: Anything special to do on the afternoon?
[2:08:36 AM] Me: Nah, I'll be asleep by then
[2:09:02 AM] Me: It's super hot in the daytime so in the summer I just work nights and hibernate during the day haha
[2:09:07 AM] Him: Ah lol
[2:09:41 AM] Me: Looking for a show?
[2:09:54 AM] Him: I don't do shows as I'm not single
... And then he signed off (or more likely blocked me.) Well color me confused. If he's too faithful to get a show then why is he a) surfing cam sites or b) adding and chatting up a random girl on Skype whose display picture is of herself in her underwear?
Issabelle
08-09-2014, 04:10 AM
The troll who kept asking if I was German and said I didn't look French and sounded German. Also he kept asking me if I wanted to be 100% German. I was super tempted to ask why an apparent neo-Nazi was so interested in a French brunette with green eyes and bisexual tendencies, but I kept my snarky history-nerd side to myself as the rest of the company in my chat room might not have appreciated it.
I was checking out models rooms to see how things were going. I saw one model's regular customer come in and tell her he wasn't doing too good. She of course says why not. He says my mom had a mini stroke.
Then proceeds to get into the conversation about her videos, ect and how he liked the last one.
So you're all effed up about your mom and you're looking at porn. UGH.
Or else he's just an attention seeking bullshitter.
I hope she took his $$$$ just for him saying that.
CurvyWinona
08-09-2014, 01:05 PM
me: hi there
Chicoloko: put the camera more down
me: put the 5 gold down
Chicoloko: After I see
me: After my ban :-)
seicento
08-09-2014, 01:35 PM
not heard on cam ,was actually an email on aw ,and not really annoying as im actually laughing my ass off now
feel like i have to share this :
"do you have a webcam? do you fancy free fun tonight?? I am offering free webcam chat .....me to you so I can get to know people on this site...so mail me and I will give you the Skype or yahoo details and arrange a time and its all free all I need is you and your time ....that's not much to ask is it ....... you can even relax at home....easy.... why not try you might enjoy x"
He needs me and my time !My time is money dude !LOL
Also,DO I HAVE A WEBCAM ?Nop,I am a cam model but without cam !
Vlodina
08-09-2014, 02:14 PM
^^ I hate those xx too.
I've been getting a lot of guys wanting me to scream their names really loud.... Um,, I don't wanna!:no: My walls are paper thin, and the hallway door to the outside of my place is just a few feet away. Anybody could be walking by. So I just get really close to the mic, and whisper... loudly..
Eugh, those guys! Can they not just turn up their bloody volume? :-P
TheBrownFox
08-09-2014, 02:21 PM
Chick: You're very sexy. Do you like women?
Me: Yes
Chick: Ooh, do you like to submit to women?
Me: *giving major side-eye and ignoring them*
Chick: Can you talk for me? Would you call me your pet?
Me: Look, I'm a camgirl hustling for tokens, unless you tip me, I really can't do anything for you
In other words: Shut the fuck up, you're not paying me, you never will pay me. Go distract someone else.
/endminirant
A while back, some cunt came into my MyFreeCams public chat and asked me if I'm bi. When I told her no, she was like "Well fuck you then, bitch." LMFAO...
TheBrownFox
08-09-2014, 02:57 PM
Haha. Is that SM member Tattoo still around, and telling models "BRB" every few minutes so that he can room hop? LOL. I saw him in a SM room just now doing that. He used to do the same to me a long time ago, and I can't remember him ever tipping.
SimoneGray
08-09-2014, 03:19 PM
This isn't stupid or annoying, but its a great comment on all of those demanding, cheap freeloaders. one of my regs made this comment today:
Reg: You know, free chat user be like "yo girl, I'll give you 10 tokens to go to the movies with me".
I lol'd so hard, such a good comment on how these idiots demand so much and are willing to pay so so little
SimoneGray
08-09-2014, 03:56 PM
And this which made me ROFL
dude: I fanned you, now show me pussy for free
Me: lol nothing is free, I have bills like everyone else
dude: wow, so the 'new fan promotion of free pussy' is over already?
Me: it never existed...wahahahhahaha
and I banned him lol
MiraMichele
08-09-2014, 06:07 PM
Dude on SM told me he would start out by opening my legs like a bag of chips and I just lost it, lol. Not even that annoying but I couldn't stop laughing for a while.
SimoneGray
08-09-2014, 06:15 PM
^^ HAHAHAHAHA!! wow that one has a way with words lmao
Just got this now:
dude: You look like trash, can I take you out?
Imagine. SMH
Vogue
08-09-2014, 10:14 PM
Dude yesterday "you cant be a domina , you have a book shelf in your room and books , you are a sweetheart " im like ha?
pippapippa
08-09-2014, 10:53 PM
Guy comes in my room after saying he wants SPH
You're interested in small penis humiliation?
Yes
So you have a tiny cock? Can I see it?
No
and logs off
Okay, cool. Thanks for staying 54 seconds so I at least made money off of you wasting my time
Then this dude:
"look up girl youre future is bright for such a lovely girl" because clearly my being a camgirl means I've given up on my future
PleasantFoxxx
08-10-2014, 01:05 AM
Oh wow. I have never actually witnessed such a cheapskate. 30 min, $9 your cut... how could you turn down such a generous offer? :D
Lol, yes I know right!!
Vlodina
08-10-2014, 01:12 AM
Dude on SM told me he would start out by opening my legs like a bag of chips and I just lost it, lol. Not even that annoying but I couldn't stop laughing for a while.
Aah! I had a guy in my room yesterday, and all he said was "Bag of chips". :-)
MiraMichele
08-10-2014, 06:45 AM
Did his name have BBC at the end of it? I can't even remember the whole name he used but I remember that at the end.
Vlodina
08-10-2014, 07:57 AM
Did his name have BBC at the end of it? I can't even remember the whole name he used but I remember that at the end.
I've no idea! xx
LoraDoll
08-10-2014, 07:32 PM
** Hy bb!
** Lookin so reat!
** Lookin great!
** Do u have toys for pvt?
*A: yess.
** Do you have a nice toy for riding me in pvt?
** ;)
(sure, i ll sit there all day, to tell u 50 times that i have toys. Maybe a preview, or free dirty talk, idiot?)
*A: pics and willings on profil site. :) thnx for take a look at it.
Silence... Bann.
ashleigh614
08-10-2014, 09:04 PM
"mmm I'd like to pay for some live action bb" Once again, I'm not a prostitute.
Sunnylexie
08-10-2014, 10:25 PM
Classic:
slave4u: can i be your slave
Me: yes, what can you do for me?
slave4u: anything you want
Me: ok then, go Excl and I'll give you further instruction
slave4u: will i b allowed to cum
Me: Depends on how good you are
slave4u: where will you make me cum?
Me: in Exclusive, honey.
slave4u *leaves*
So, calling yourself a slave entitles you to free JOI/RP. The more you learn!
Sunnylexie
08-11-2014, 01:35 AM
A TML post of pure weirdness here.
Me: Hello
how are you tonight?
WeirdTroll: good and u?
Me: What brings you here tonight?
WeirdTroll: you look not sexy . how you hot?
Me: it's not about looking sexy)
it's about getting you curious)
WeirdTroll: can you do?
Me: you're just a troll
so not worth it)
WeirdTroll: u not smile not shy i think you not scream when orgasm also
Me: you'll never find out)))
WeirdTroll: coz u never orgasm right?
Me (assuming it’s a jealous model): coz you will never go pvt)
cm on lady
go back to your room - your customers are missing ya)
don’t let envy eat your soul))
WeirdTroll: i think you just housewife do webcam coz what money to take care u daugther never feel horny in show
Me: oh yess there you go
it burns, right?
WeirdTroll: now u laugh
Me: I do so much better than you
WeirdTroll: who is hottest guy in your room ?
Me: and your day is so slow you have enough time to hang out in my room
WeirdTroll: i think you got less than 10 guys follow you
Me: sorry - got no time for you right now
WeirdTroll: sure . iin 1 hrs got will got no pvt for sure
*Here, I get taken pvt*
Me (to the free chat): lmao
WeirdTroll *in free*: you will back in 1 min i am sure
Me: U MAD?
WeirdTroll: u madder
ME: NO U
(WeirdTroll pops in to seeme teasing in a short vinyl dress and jumps back out to the free)
*in a while*
WeirdTroll: *in free chat* not finish show? why you wear u cloth?
Me: *to the free chat* cause I don't have to be naked to be hot;-)
WeirdTroll: boring
you never hot even when orgasm
hey u got one more guy take u to pvt?
unbelieve able
* WeirdTroll pops back in pvt. I’m still teasing, with 4 guys in*
WeirdTroll *in pvt*: 55555 not thing in u show
*I say something*
WeirdTroll: no sound baby
WeirdTroll: who hurt you baby ? *I’ve been doing LOTS of sword fencing lately so my arms are all yellow and purple*
Me: Brought it home from a fencing session)) that’s what happens when you fail to block a plastic sword))) *a collective WOW from the custies. The troll leaves*
WeirdTroll (in free chat): finish show ?
see u in room
(5 minutes later, I’m still not back)
WeirdTroll (back in pvt): do you ever do threesome?
nope at all
Me: couple shows you mean?
WeirdTroll: no i mean 3some in real .
your girlfriend u and u husband
Me: I might;-)
WeirdTroll: you not do for sure
Me: not with you? That's for sure)))))
WeirdTroll: i dare you ?
Me: you dare - I don't care ;)
WeirdTroll: tonight ask u friend to u house and let u husband fuck her and u joint
Me: nah, let me pass on it)
WeirdTroll: don't care mean u not do that
Me: mean I don't care what you think *finish stripping and start playing with myself*
WeirdTroll: yes i correct
i don't care u too .
just housewife have a real sex only 1 in month
beware u husdand have another girls and let u wait at home
*I keep doing my thing*
(5 minutes later)
WeirdTroll: now i think u are very shy girl *by this moment, s/he’s the only person in the chat*
till now i never see u pussy
i just saw only u hand
(5 minutes later, still in pvt)
WeirdTroll: fake face no moan no sream *Sure thing, dumbass - your sound is off!*
leather wear but not thing exciting
fave girl please stay at home just take care u parent
Me: *get dressed and sit down* Ok you won, nothing exciting here. You may go.
WeirdTroll(a couple minutes later) *leaves*
(Back in free chat)
WeirdTroll: hey
may i see u pussy
block me if u want
no you close by u hand
that tactic
i know
why u got truma arm ? *Memory span of a goldfish?*
not form BDSM sure *lol REALLY?*
hahaha now u shy
i don't care about leather just want naked and hardcore
repeat hardcore
can u do that?
Me: not for you
WeirdTroll: if u can please say yes we will go to exclusive ?
not for all i think
Me: Nope) I want a break.
I've had nuff of you lol
WeirdTroll: you too
are you horny?
*…And off I go for a break*
P.S. That person spent like $50 on me. Can’t tell what they were after.
SimoneGray
08-11-2014, 01:47 AM
^^ wow, and I thought I had a weird time when someone asked me to act like a horny chicken...lol
Sunnylexie
08-11-2014, 03:19 AM
More classic beggars)
Feetmaster: Hi there, are U barefooted?
Me: Hello
yes I am
Feetmaster: You see,I love toes
Me: nice - I'll gladly show mine for 3 gold)
Feetmaster: Ehh,feet=free
Me: lol
mine aren't
Feetmaster: Rest of body=GOLD
Me: But the part you're interested in are feet? How convenient lol.
Feetmaster: I´m a foot-fetischist *TYSM for making it clear honey for we're all blind and dumb here*
Me: yes, you are.
Everyone else has to pay for their fetishes.
are you special?
Feetmaster: Anyone else is a moron.................. * leaves*
Morons or not, they get what they want - which can’t be said about your smart ass.
cam_girl40
08-11-2014, 04:15 AM
I'm over 40. I love the guys that come into my room and say "Damn! You look good for 40!" My response usually is "Yeah, I was pretty surprised the day I turned 40 that I didn't spontaneously combust." I also like the ones that say "How can you be 40?" Me: Easy sweetie...I was born in 1973. For some reason too I can't stand when men say "I like a woman who is seasoned." I know what they mean by "seasoned", but to me it sounds like seasoning a steak or something.
soraja
08-11-2014, 02:49 PM
NO SOUND GUY: hey
you look great
whoa
good foryou
hahah
sory sound problems
ME: how awful
!
how are you?
NO SOUND GUY: hahah
im 20
you?
ME: 24!
NO SOUND GUY: mind if i send you af ew photos?
ME: you can send me all the photos you want, but I'm not going to open them unless you tip.
NO SOUND GUY: can you view them while online?
ME: and yes, I can
NO SOUND GUY: ok
well i cant tip
but i can pvt after
and it takes 5 seconds
ME: no one says "do this and then I'll take you pvt" ever takes you pvt, haha
NO SOUND GUY: i know but it would take 5 seconds for you to look
right?
and maybe itd be worth it...
ME: you'll have to forgive my skepticism
NO SOUND GUY: o i get it
obviosly
your smart
ME: you could always take me exl and do c2c, that's an option
NO SOUND GUY: but it takes 5 seconds to look...
ME: there is literally no way you can talk me into this, dude
NO SOUND GUY: theres no one here
have fun
And then he left. If you can't afford to tip me five fucking gold, you can't afford to take me private or exclusive.
Tiddlywinks
08-11-2014, 03:37 PM
Random asshole: ..... get a job.
.........
OH MY GOD
38585
SexiCal
08-11-2014, 03:52 PM
Him: how do you like your cocks?
Me: Smashed and flattened.
Him: ooooo...not hard and stiff by chance?? just trying to get a feel of how you like cocks b4 pvt...
Me: Well, come show me on C2C in private then.
Of course he left when I mentioned private. Lol.
SexiCal
08-11-2014, 03:56 PM
Classic:
slave4u: can i be your slave
Me: yes, what can you do for me?
slave4u: anything you want
Me: ok then, go Excl and I'll give you further instruction
slave4u: will i b allowed to cum
Me: Depends on how good you are
slave4u: where will you make me cum?
Me: in Exclusive, honey.
slave4u *leaves*
So, calling yourself a slave entitles you to free JOI/RP. The more you learn!
Ugh...freeloading "slaves" irk me more than the "ass/tits bb" guys. Like we don't know that they are trying to get off on their fetish for free. Fuck outta here.
starcraft
08-11-2014, 04:15 PM
kk, once i had a guy who started to say what kind of bday present hes going to give for his son. he was telling me he was going to let him use his little sister as much as he wants.... daaaaaaamn, i really hate pedofiles. also i had a guy who was keep asking if i have a dog to fuck with. a DOG. WTF?
Holly_xoxo
08-11-2014, 06:09 PM
The first guy that came in my free chat room today
IhaveSeriousIssues: Hey bb, do u fuk animals
The last guy that came into my free chat room....
IalsoHaveSeriousIssues : Hey sugar tits. Can I tell you something? You've made me soooooo horny, I just shit myself
*sigh* the guys in between these two weren't much better.
Sunnylexie
08-11-2014, 09:55 PM
Every time I POLITELY suggest that someone reads my profile to find answers to their questions, they act like I told them to fuck off. EVERY goddamn time. WTF? Like it will be more personal and intimate if I answer with saved messages copypasted from my bio.
Also, the guys who get pissy when you greet them with a "Hello, how are you" - like "Bet you say that shit to everyone!" Fine, do YOU have an unique greeting for every person you meet?
Ugh...freeloading "slaves" irk me more than the "ass/tits bb" guys. Like we don't know that they are trying to get off on their fetish for free. Fuck outta here.
But aren't we taking pleasure in having them "do anything we want" (even though we can't see them do it or benefit from it in any other way or even make sure they're really doing it)? It's supposed to be it's own reward! D'uh.
Procrasturbator
08-12-2014, 06:31 AM
[3:03:58 AM] salma ahmed: Hi (Procrasturbator), I'd like to add you as a contact.
[3:05:17 AM] *** (Procrasturbator) has shared contact details with salma ahmed. ***
[3:05:21 AM] (Procrasturbator): Hi there :)
[3:07:10 AM] *** Call from salma ahmed ***
[3:07:19 AM] (Procrasturbator): I don't take calls without payment.
[6:28:00 AM] *** Call from salma ahmed ***
[6:28:05 AM] salma ahmed: I did my man Larry Arabic girl naked as possible see
Note the three hour period of silence before he tried calling again out of nowhere. IDEFK.
anonymous camgirl
08-12-2014, 12:42 PM
WOW!!.. You talked to him way to long!...LOL
NO SOUND GUY: hey
you look great
whoa
good foryou
hahah
sory sound problems
ME: how awful
!
how are you?
NO SOUND GUY: hahah
im 20
you?
ME: 24!
NO SOUND GUY: mind if i send you af ew photos?
ME: you can send me all the photos you want, but I'm not going to open them unless you tip.
NO SOUND GUY: can you view them while online?
ME: and yes, I can
NO SOUND GUY: ok
well i cant tip
but i can pvt after
and it takes 5 seconds
ME: no one says "do this and then I'll take you pvt" ever takes you pvt, haha
NO SOUND GUY: i know but it would take 5 seconds for you to look
right?
and maybe itd be worth it...
ME: you'll have to forgive my skepticism
NO SOUND GUY: o i get it
obviosly
your smart
ME: you could always take me exl and do c2c, that's an option
NO SOUND GUY: but it takes 5 seconds to look...
ME: there is literally no way you can talk me into this, dude
NO SOUND GUY: theres no one here
have fun
And then he left. If you can't afford to tip me five fucking gold, you can't afford to take me private or exclusive.
Busygirl
08-12-2014, 01:36 PM
Dont you love it when they pull the "there' s no one here, or we are alone card, so do it." Sometimes i marvel how stupid do they think we are, but then i think, they must be very stupid to think we are stupid.
Busygirl
08-12-2014, 01:40 PM
Sometimes i tease heavily, my chat fills up then i pull the: " i will show you my a....., ti....... and everything you wish for....., BUT i don't show anything in free chat" clears out 80% of the room right away. Funny to see the freeloaders run.
SexyLittleThing
08-12-2014, 05:43 PM
bigman: hi sexy
Me: hey bigman :-)
bigman: r u from prague?
Me: yes
why?
bigman: just wondering.. i am from canada, but will be visiting prague in a month
Me: well, I hope you have fun while you're here
bigman: me 2
bigman: i think it will be very fun if all the woman are as sexy as u
Me: no, no they're not :-D (because I don't even look like myself while on cam)
bigman: well then maybe ull have to be my fun lol
Me: yeah... no
*leaves*
I have no words for dudes like this -.-'
Busygirl
08-12-2014, 06:26 PM
"hello cutie, ure tooo young for this lol, the studio guys hinting u on makeup?"
(I,m one of the older ones btw, and cam at home)
Glamourmilf
08-13-2014, 08:49 AM
As I just went into a 'pussy' only voyeur show.----- dipshit in free chat types "Is your pussy hairy?'
I type..."Yes, come on into the show".
He types back... "Before I do, can you cancel this show, and come back and show me how hairy your pussy is?"
Ban!!
SimoneGray
08-13-2014, 05:46 PM
Ah this dude on SM
(after telling him in detail what he needs to do to rate etc and how he can get to know me on the site)
Dude: when i click give gold it says 24hour
i like you
is you single
Is a way we get know each other im good looking ..lol
yea im single
(after i say I don't ,meet up)
But what if i want see you in real life...
(tell him he needs to tip or something, even suggested $1 LOL)
I cant give GOLD for 24hr...just one peek
Death by all of these
MissQuirk
08-13-2014, 06:10 PM
"show ur pussy and i MIT tip"
i assume he meant might
and
my head is spinning in circles
split pea soup is coming out of every hole in my body
i think i've been possessed by something
and
iiiii hate men today.
so that's good.
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lr0xi1oI271qdcri5o1_500.gif
Sunnylexie
08-13-2014, 11:58 PM
38613
Do I need to tell what happened after? }:D
Busygirl
08-14-2014, 01:50 AM
LOL WTF. Like seriously he has to have multiple personalities. Can you imagine what he is like in person??
Oh he's fine. Most of guys throw a temper tantrum like this when they realize they aren't getting their way. Like 2 year olds, really. I find it funny. I roll my eyes when guys come a compliment me long like this, because I know what's next. They are so sure complimenting me will make me drop my panties, that if it fails they have no other resort, then to call me every name in the book, hoping that they will make me cry, because they are :)
Sunnylexie
08-14-2014, 02:47 AM
What's sadder, some men are that way in real life, too - like we owe them just for moving their tongue this way and not another. Maybe they think that we've been treated like shit all our lives and just one sweet word will make them our God.
smaddy
08-15-2014, 11:33 AM
Laptop broke.
I explained to indy cam customers on skype that laptop broke.
I even put it in my skype status that it was broken and i would let everyone know when it was fixed.
I also explained that I am at the library and NOT doing shows.
EVERY FUCKING TIME I WOULD LOG IN I would get multiple guys asking "Hey u horny?" "Lets do a show"
& I would only log in for 10 minutes at a time just to get back to messages real quick.
One guy even after explaining the whole situation and telling him I can't do shows because I am at the library went so far as to still push me to do one. He didn't understand that the library = no webcam with me to do a show.
Why are the guys so incredibly stupid?????
anonymous camgirl
08-15-2014, 12:47 PM
YES!!.. that's why i IGNORE them!.. after 12 yrs of being considerate and replying and trying to be polite.. fuck it.. I ignore them all unless i am working and then I ignore them til they reply back to me WHEN i am working.. fuck them.. they don't listen worth shit and don't care about you.
Laptop broke.
I explained to indy cam customers on skype that laptop broke.
I even put it in my skype status that it was broken and i would let everyone know when it was fixed.
I also explained that I am at the library and NOT doing shows.
EVERY FUCKING TIME I WOULD LOG IN I would get multiple guys asking "Hey u horny?" "Lets do a show"
& I would only log in for 10 minutes at a time just to get back to messages real quick.
One guy even after explaining the whole situation and telling him I can't do shows because I am at the library went so far as to still push me to do one. He didn't understand that the library = no webcam with me to do a show.
Why are the guys so incredibly stupid?????
audritwo
08-15-2014, 03:18 PM
My knee is pretty banged up at the moment. It is covered in bruises.
dagofbicks: lol did your pimp beat you because you didn't make enough last night? hahahahahahah
Wow, even the trolls are noticing how slow it is... fantastic.
anonymous camgirl
08-15-2014, 06:39 PM
^^ this made me laugh.. I noticed that when it is unusually slow they don't come around that much.. Just my opinion.
nikki187
08-16-2014, 03:52 AM
doesn'tknowhowtoinsult: your face looks like a fox
really
Me: lol my favorite animal
thank you :)
doesn'tknowhowtoinsult has logged off