View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
pippapippa
08-16-2014, 04:35 AM
u wearing leggings and odd socks ?
-No, I'm not, but I can put some on if you want to go to exclusive
have been good girl ?
blame it on music
-huh?
ok princess
love how you use ipad
u taste like purple lifesavers
bodystocki g?
wear odd socks bb bunny
pretty sweet bb bunny
like it bb
want pics of ur feet
odd socks only
pippapippa
08-17-2014, 05:38 AM
mmmmmmmmmmm your lucky im not your older brother all i can say is you would have a lot of nights you couldnt remember lol
Of all the stupid annoying shit I've heard on cam, I find this the creepiest.
Issabelle
08-17-2014, 08:10 AM
It may not surprise me anymore, but this certainly still annoys me. Probably because I automatically think the asshole is a capper trying to get a cheap voyeur fuck video while my white boards are easily edited out of the frame...
Anyway, during Gold Show on SM. Topic (exactly): Shower show [VOYEUR]
Asshat has logged on.
Asshat: open pussy.
Issa: *middle finger*
Asshat: continues to stare
*show ends; Asshat back to guest chat*
Issa: *LET THE BAN HAMMER REIGN*
TheBrownFox
08-17-2014, 08:13 AM
A message I received from one of the sites I work:
Dearest *insert cam name here*
I'm heartbroken as I write this. I feel there is no future for us and as repeated attempts for me to get you to open up and share who you really are and not some LAME made up persona have failed I will spend my money elsewhere. Goodbye love, Jeff
NOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Come back Jeff!!!! PLEASE come back!!!! I need your $0.78 to LIVE!!!!! :smellie_t
LMAO. Another cam site member getting all butthurt/offended because a cam girl is smart enough to NOT tell all her personal business and info.
Holly_xoxo
08-17-2014, 10:32 AM
ImReally2Inches : show me wat u got bb
Me : I can in pvt
I'mReally2Inches: Here first bb
Me: ummm, no
ImReally2Inches: I'll send u a pic after and sho u my big blac cok if u do bb
Me: that is no incentive to me at all
ImReally2Inches: oh
ImReally2Inches leaves room
Issabelle
08-17-2014, 11:31 PM
On one of my texting sites:
"Hey baby, you do Skype?"
"?!"
"I do. What kind of show are you looking for? Length/type?"
"3 minutes. I want you to see me get naked and strip naked for me and play."
"I have a 10 minute minimum for shows."
"Okay, so 200 credits for 10 minutes. Perfect!" [That's $10, $5 my cut]
"It's 80 credits per minute."
"I don't think you want that. I can only get 3 minutes then :-/"
"I think I do. It's my minimum. 10 minutes, 80 credits. 800 total for the shortest show I offer."
*END CHAT*
*eye roll*
funismymiddlename
08-17-2014, 11:53 PM
go back to your country
um bitch this is my country. I didn't get to respond bc someone took me to a long exclusive :)
SimoneGray
08-18-2014, 12:45 AM
On SM earlier:
I got pulled into a LONG pvt and this guy in my room as too cheap to either join the peeping action or to tip, but he did sit in my room for a long time and bitch other dudes out about not tipping etc.
(while I'm in pvt)
dude: ok come back, you've been gone long enough
dude: no seriously, we want to see you, there are other guys here
dude: you need to do your job and entertain us, can't just focus on one guy all the time
dude: this isn't fair to us
dude: come back! Now! listen!
dude:bb please...
dude: Stop ignoring me
(when I finally came back)
dude: you need to learn the art of proper customer service
Me: yeah? tell that to the dude who just came all over himself in pleasure. BAN!
Sunnylexie
08-18-2014, 02:37 AM
A message I received from one of the sites I work:
Dearest *insert cam name here*
I'm heartbroken as I write this. I feel there is no future for us and as repeated attempts for me to get you to open up and share who you really are and not some LAME made up persona have failed I will spend my money elsewhere. Goodbye love, Jeff
NOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Come back Jeff!!!! PLEASE come back!!!! I need your $0.78 to LIVE!!!!! :smellie_t
AKA I thought guilt tripping you or threats to not spend on you anymore would get me some of your sweet personal info, but haven't decided which to use.
go back to your country
Like in "Get outta my computer"? 0_o
cam_girl40
08-18-2014, 06:23 AM
Yesterday I had a douche canoe that came in and immediately typed like 20 times "FREE TITS" I said HEY...HERE'S A FREE BIRD and flipped him off.
SweetJulia
08-18-2014, 06:28 AM
Yesterday I had a douche canoe that came in and immediately typed like 20 times "FREE TITS" I said HEY...HERE'S A FREE BIRD and flipped him off.
Usually, whenever they say that, I start yelling "Free Tibet!" :)
cam_girl40
08-18-2014, 06:45 AM
Usually, whenever they say that, I start yelling "Free Tibet!" :)
I did sing a few lines of Free Bird and of course had my middle finger waving! LOL
cam_girl40
08-18-2014, 06:47 AM
Is it just me or does it bug anyone else when guys are in open chat and say "what do you do in pvt"? Or "What can I expect in pvt"? Of course I say to take me pvt and find out, but it's like DUH! YOU'RE ON A PORN SITE! WHAT DO YOU THINK IS GOING TO HAPPEN?
SoloDesire
08-18-2014, 06:49 AM
Is it just me or does it bug anyone else when guys are in open chat and say "what do you do in pvt"? Or "What can I expect in pvt"? Of course I say to take me pvt and find out, but it's like DUH! YOU'RE ON A PORN SITE! WHAT DO YOU THINK IS GOING TO HAPPEN?
Yeah, they just want you to describe it so they can get off for free. I just tell them to read my profile and tell me what they'd like. That way they aren't getting free jerk off material by hearing me say it lol.
cam_girl40
08-18-2014, 06:53 AM
Yeah, they just want you to describe it so they can get off for free. I just tell them to read my profile and tell me what they'd like. That way they aren't getting free jerk off material by hearing me say it lol.
I usually do the same. I'm getting pretty good with figuring out quick who the freeloaders are and I won't indulge them
audritwo
08-18-2014, 08:05 AM
asshat: thats a lovely ass but why the A cups??
me (spoken): because genes..
asshat: jeans have nothing to do with it.
me: jeans like what you wear???
asshat: ya
i can't even
Snowy0Star
08-18-2014, 08:16 AM
Is it just me or does it bug anyone else when guys are in open chat and say "what do you do in pvt"? Or "What can I expect in pvt"? Of course I say to take me pvt and find out, but it's like DUH! YOU'RE ON A PORN SITE! WHAT DO YOU THINK IS GOING TO HAPPEN?
I tell them myself but if they want a more detailed list they can ready my profile
Holly_xoxo
08-18-2014, 04:23 PM
A guy in free chat was trying to get me to Skype and I said I wouldn't so he proceeded to go pvt with me.
*while in pvt*
ImAllThat: would u consider meeting me to fuk?
Me: I don't fuck people from this site and even if I did (which I don't) you live on the other side of the country
ImAllThat: I cud fly hun
Me: that would be one expensive ticket
ImAllThat: u cud pay half for me
Me: whaaaaaa?
He'd bought a block session and actually was nice (although clueless) so I just laughed it off but he seriously thought I would consider paying for half his ticket to come fuck me....hahaha...wtf?! He's one of those guys that figures if he gets you on Skype, you'll be so smitten with him that he can get whatever he wants from you.
audritwo
08-18-2014, 05:54 PM
^^ That is why I'm very hesitant on banning the stupid ones. I'll keep them around until my patience grows thin. Sometimes, they will pay for a show. Like for instance I had some guy who kept asking to see pussy during my gold show countdown. I told him to join my show if he is interested in some pussy. He did. He bid 5 gold into my show 16 times. Every three bids or so, he'd ask now? And I kept telling him not until the show.
It started, he bounced the second I showed my pussy.
Sometimes.. they turn out to be a freeloading paying unicorn of some sorts. It's all magical and shit.
Sunnylexie
08-19-2014, 01:50 AM
Idiot: get big boobd and ass then we talk
u mad bro
u mad
Why should I be mad? You're the one too dumb to filter search by boob size/build.
Pearl_Sugar
08-19-2014, 03:49 AM
Nico: I just fucked my pet rabbit. without vaseline. it was way harsh.
audritwo
08-19-2014, 08:23 AM
I hate when people try to act like they know you.
Example. I'm in a private with some dude. Then he drops this on me.
ThisGuy: ive known you since high school ;-)
i see you like 5 times a week
AudriTwo: which high school
ive been to 4 total
ThisGuy: you might freak when u find out. haha
lemme see u cum again
you know me really really well haha
im one of your friends boyfriends <--- (This is when I'm like okay bullshit because the only friend I have who is still with their highschool boyfriend is my good friend too and both know I cam)
AudriTwo: lol then tell me
im far too curious now
tell me
ThisGuy: just cum
AudriTwo: tell me first
then ill cum again
ThisGuy: pleasr
pleasr
AudriTwo: most of my good friends now i do this
soooo tell me
then ill cum
ThisGuy: im close
AudriTwo: tell me
ThisGuy: after
AudriTwo: you cant drop this shit on me
nope now
give me my friends name
ThisGuy: so hot
AudriTwo: thats all i ask
ThisGuy: i promise i will
AudriTwo: no now
honestly i think your full of shit
ThisGuy: Melissa :-)
AudriTwo: last name
ThisGuy: lol
no
AudriTwo: see thats cute
because the only melissa i know is a lesbian (truth)
and she doesnt have a boyfriend
sooo yeah
lies
wanna watch me cum now
ThisGuy: please
AudriTwo: dont fucking lie to me again
k
ThisGuy: k
TattooedBBW
08-19-2014, 08:47 AM
I hate when people try to act like they know you.
Example. I'm in a private with some dude. Then he drops this on me.
ThisGuy: ive known you since high school ;-)
i see you like 5 times a week
AudriTwo: which high school
ive been to 4 total
ThisGuy: you might freak when u find out. haha
lemme see u cum again
you know me really really well haha
im one of your friends boyfriends <--- (This is when I'm like okay bullshit because the only friend I have who is still with their highschool boyfriend and they both know I cam)
AudriTwo: lol then tell me
im far too curious now
tell me
ThisGuy: just cum
AudriTwo: tell me first
then ill cum again
ThisGuy: pleasr
pleasr
AudriTwo: most of my good friends now i do this
soooo tell me
then ill cum
ThisGuy: im close
AudriTwo: tell me
ThisGuy: after
AudriTwo: you cant drop this shit on me
nope now
give me my friends name
ThisGuy: so hot
AudriTwo: thats all i ask
ThisGuy: i promise i will
AudriTwo: no now
honestly i think your full of shit
ThisGuy: Melissa :-)
AudriTwo: last name
ThisGuy: lol
no
AudriTwo: see thats cute
because the only melissa i know is a lesbian (truth)
and she doesnt have a boyfriend
sooo yeah
lies
wanna watch me cum now
ThisGuy: please
AudriTwo: dont fucking lie to me again
k
ThisGuy: k
Haha OWNED
SimoneGray
08-19-2014, 09:13 AM
asshat: thats a lovely ass but why the A cups??
me (spoken): because genes..
asshat: jeans have nothing to do with it.
me: jeans like what you wear???
asshat: ya
i can't even
Hahahahaha oh wow this had me in fits of hysterical laughter! Holy smoke people are dumb...
Vlodina
08-19-2014, 01:38 PM
There I am chilling in freechat in classic chat and this guy comes in and asks:
Dipshit: So Caitlin are you about to do a Gold Show?
I tell him sorry but I only do private and exclusive. Then he says...
Dipshit: Get THEM to remove it from the bottom of your image then.
IT is misleading on THERE behalf.
Who?
Understood, but it is there for all to see."
:-/ I have no fucking idea what he thought he could see and he wouldn't explain himself either. Then I though he had left but he went private. I banned him right away, crazy motherfucker.
SimoneGray
08-19-2014, 01:52 PM
^^ he was probably referring to the 'Give Gold' button at the bottom of your page...this has happened to me too with regards to that button
SweetJulia
08-19-2014, 02:16 PM
Today: "Does the morning after pill still work if you take it in the afternoon?" #I can't
SweetJulia
08-19-2014, 02:26 PM
Today: "Does the morning after pill still work if you take it in the afternoon?" #I can't
AngelMari
08-19-2014, 04:17 PM
I had my first meltdown ever, grinning and laughing like a maniac and banning everyone. You know that commercial "Reach out and touch someone" Ive decided it's reach out and punch someone.
Cheapass has logged on
Bossydouche has logged on
Cheapass : just in time!!*** this guy bought one 5 min prvt idk how long ago and nows expects me to smoke for free for him***
Cheapass : cheers
Cheapass has been blocked. ***
Bossydouche : ever heard moot davis? ** me talking I never type- Sounds like blues music too me****
Bossydouche : yeah moot davis whiskey town
Bossydouche : play it
Bossydouche : do it
Bossydouche : right now *** Sure sugar one second. Is youtube okay with you? ::Leans over computer pretends to type:: ::Smiles real big:: Oh I think I found it. Here you go!****
Bossydouche has been blocked. ***** Blocked two in like 5 mins
Reg: start playing Queen when you boot them **** reg LOL
Sunnylexie
08-19-2014, 05:52 PM
I hate when people try to act like they know you.
Example. I'm in a private with some dude. Then he drops this on me.
ThisGuy: ive known you since high school ;-)
i see you like 5 times a week
I REALLY love when they try to pull it out on me. I play along for a bit and then start typing in Russian and act "really surprised" they don't know it.
CurvyWinona
08-19-2014, 06:44 PM
Bonifaz: hi bb
Bonifaz: how are you hun?
Bonifaz: can u do a gold show pretty?
me: can u do a private show cheapfuck?
This is most annoying question on SM. Guys need to stop asking girls that question in classic chat. :(
SophieL
08-19-2014, 10:04 PM
Bonifaz: hi bb
Bonifaz: how are you hun?
Bonifaz: can u do a gold show pretty?
me: can u do a private show cheapfuck?
This is most annoying question on SM. Guys need to stop asking girls that question in classic chat. :(
Yes... I so agree. I get so tired of being asked that. I have just started telling them to tip me 100/150/200 gold or whatever comes out the moment and I will do a gold show just for them. Hmmm..they usually leave the room.
SophieL
08-19-2014, 10:33 PM
Bonifaz: hi bb
Bonifaz: how are you hun?
Bonifaz: can u do a gold show pretty?
me: can u do a private show cheapfuck?
This is most annoying question on SM. Guys need to stop asking girls that question in classic chat. :(
Yes... I so agree. I get so tired of being asked that. I have just started telling them to tip me 100/150/200 gold or whatever comes out the moment and I will do a gold show just for them. Hmmm..they usually leave the room.
SophieL
08-19-2014, 10:37 PM
Just had custie take me exclusive then want me to put a dildo up my azz and walk around like that and in heels.... Needless to say I refused to even try without a generous tip. lol He said he did not understand what I was saying. So when he asked again for dildo in azz walk around.. I did not understand what he was saying... :)
JaneBurgess
08-19-2014, 11:27 PM
Haha what a dumbass
Today: "Does the morning after pill still work if you take it in the afternoon?" #I can't
SweetLilyRaven
08-20-2014, 08:15 AM
The weird shit I get asked to do just got taken to a whole new level…
[8/20/14 10:59:28 AM] xxx xxx: i was wondering if you were willing to take part in a little experiment of sorts
[8/20/14 10:59:35 AM] Trista: Such as?
[8/20/14 11:00:18 AM] xxx xxx: I work with a spirit called Belial, would you be willing to write his name on your breasts and cum for me saying his name
[8/20/14 11:01:15 AM] xxx xxx: I would cum at the same time too
[8/20/14 11:01:26 AM] Trista: And what would the result of this experiment be?
[8/20/14 11:02:26 AM] xxx xxx: mostly an offering of sex of my behalf to the spirit, its my link not yours, but part of the offering is having someone else cum im his name
I'm pagan…and dealing in this kind of sex magic with a perfect stranger is just fucking bad juju, negative karma points, and just not okay in my book. Seriously, I can't even deal with this level of stupid today.
SoloDesire
08-20-2014, 08:38 AM
Loser: hyy, do you have some thick stuff for your pussy? ^^
Me: No, I don't. Do you have some thick stuff for your asshole?
Loser: Maybe
Loser has left the room
SoloDesire
08-21-2014, 08:13 AM
kooladdkid420: hey bby
Me: Hello, hru today?
kooladdkid420: let me c dat pussy
Me: You have to take me private to see pussy...I can't show you in free chat.
kooladdkid420: i kno
Me: Then you take me private and ask to see pussy. Don't ask to see it in free chat or the answer will always be no.
kooladdkid420: i ask wtf i want
kooladdkid420 has been blocked.
Lol, I guess he forgot who was boss ;)
IvyRose
08-21-2014, 09:07 AM
completeassholedumbretardwhoisntworthit: come on dont be lazy
completeassholedumbretardwhoisntworthit: fuck it
WHILE i Was fucking myself anal (which I normally dont do in pvt but he was so long inside allready I give him that something special) so fast I was almost a blur WHILE sucking his cock (using two toys obviously), licking his balls and screaming
I just stopped all of it and looked hin right in his eyes to ask if he was fucking kidding me
I HATE to be called lazy bec I KNOW i aint! I was sweating my ass off for him and he dares to call me LAZY. He got some nerves, I am so fucking pissed. I almost blocked his sorry ass since he made me so mad by saying that.
I was fucking up my bad back for him by taking him reversed cowgirl for 5 minutes and fucked him non stop for 17 minutes, and he DARES to call me lazy?! I need to bite someones head off right now. Ooooh he almost got it bad
I am soooo pissed XD, where are my bitchboy slaves?
All at the end of my 7 houre workday
justanothercamgirl
08-21-2014, 03:06 PM
Yes... I so agree. I get so tired of being asked that. I have just started telling them to tip me 100/150/200 gold or whatever comes out the moment and I will do a gold show just for them. Hmmm..they usually leave the room.
That is how I handle it too, although I ask for much less. I tell them, "If you tip me $20 I will start a gold show just for you."
Sometimes they tip and when they don't I tell them I am just not motivated enough too. The best part is it shuts up all the rest of the freeloaders in my room for the next little while from asking. :)
Vlodina
08-21-2014, 03:33 PM
The one thing that grinds my goat more than anything else, and they do it all the time:
"You don't sound Scottish/Are you really Scottish?/etc." Makes me want to punch them in the throat.
Why should I need to justify my accent to every twat who comes into my freechat? Especially when 3 minutes later they go "Ah, I can hear it now". Grr, *head desk*.
Is it just me or does it bug anyone else when guys are in open chat and say "what do you do in pvt"? Or "What can I expect in pvt"? Of course I say to take me pvt and find out, but it's like DUH! YOU'RE ON A PORN SITE! WHAT DO YOU THINK IS GOING TO HAPPEN?
I always like to say I juggle geese, or goslings, its totally a thing on this planet I know.
Snowy0Star
08-21-2014, 04:54 PM
The one thing that grinds my goat more than anything else, and they do it all the time:
"You don't sound Scottish/Are you really Scottish?/etc." Makes me want to punch them in the throat.
Why should I need to justify my accent to every twat who comes into my freechat? Especially when 3 minutes later they go "Ah, I can hear it now". Grr, *head desk*.
I've seen u on a few times u totally do they're just trolling trying to get free attention by being stupid.
Vlodina
08-21-2014, 04:59 PM
I've seen u on a few times u totally do they're just trolling trying to get free attention by being stupid.
The funniest thing, it's most often bloody Scots who say it! And for the most part I hate Scots on cam because they are cheap/want to meet and fuck. There are some very generous exceptions to the rule, but I generally expect my own countrymen to be fucktards. LOL
CurvyWinona
08-21-2014, 05:50 PM
Scots who come see me are same - always cheap. I have serious scottish on top of german in my blood , along with my freckles, so I get a lot of scot guys, too. I wish we can feed the cheapasses to the Nessie.
SarahTime
08-21-2014, 11:22 PM
"BB you're so beautiful.... but you need more makeup"
ooooookay...... so I'm beautiful when I'm wearing not very much makeup..... so I should put on more. Makes sense.
SimoneGray
08-22-2014, 01:32 AM
Had someone on SM tell me that he would tip me $1 GOLD to "wreck my cunt" for him in free chat...smh. I refused and he then got seriously offended and wanted to know how he could give me a 1 star rating without having to tip. Lol
TheBrownFox
08-22-2014, 12:20 PM
ImLive has been crickets lately, and then when I finally get a private session it's often cheapasses wanting a rushed show. It cracks me up when the ones with that "Under 2 minutes remaining" alert on the screen have the nerve to demand I go get my toy. HAHA. Just now I actually told this guy that I don't rush my shows, and he actually told me to "hurry." FUCK YOU. I ain't hurrying shit...
anonymous camgirl
08-22-2014, 01:54 PM
lameass: will u take ur top off for me?
lameass: i havnt seen agood pair of tits for years
how much is it to u live
I told him sorry to hear that, How have you managed to live all this time so far?....lol
IsobelWren
08-23-2014, 10:52 PM
In free chat, pour a beer from the bottle into a glass.
"take u pvt if u fuck the bottle now."
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/foff.gif