View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
pippapippa
08-24-2014, 03:05 AM
Hi
I’m after a pvt where YOU take control of ME. You must be able to stand up on the floor so all body and face is in view, and have voice.
I want to me made to stand and strip on your command. Make me do it slow, or however you like. Tell me you are in control of my body and I must do as you say.
Then you must make me spank my ass until you are satisfied it hurts.
Then sit me down, make me rub my clock with the opposite hand to my dominant one. Make me rub it slow enough so I cant cum. You must tease me with striptease, then when I have some pre cum you must make me lick it up. The idea is you must dance naked while forcing me to torture myself, eating my pre cum.
When you are done, u must come close to the cam and make me cum on your face.
If you have any other good ideas what you can do to me, let me know, if I like the idea we can go pvt!
Yeah...no. Not interested in dirty talking for free.
smaddy
08-24-2014, 08:31 AM
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I just found this photo and thought it was suitable for this thread.
Holly_xoxo
08-24-2014, 07:16 PM
iTroll: hi bb
Me: hello
iTroll: cute but Canadian :(
Me: you don't like Canadians?
iTroll : i like them but dont like accent
Me: then why did you come into a Canadians room?
iTroll: dint kno until u talked
Me: it says right at the top of my profile where I'm from. Didn't you read it?
iTroll : i gut no time 4 that
Me: well in the time you just wasted in my room, you could have read my profile 4 times *rolls eyes*
iTroll leaves room
Why do the idiots always feel the need to tell you why you aren't appealing to them? You come in, hear my accent and don't like it...fine...just leave the room.
What's the point in telling me you don't like it.
Guess that's just what idiots do :/
Sunnylexie
08-24-2014, 09:03 PM
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pippapippa
08-25-2014, 01:29 AM
Sudden influx of guys who don't understand anatomy
while I'm playing with my clit
"bb play with pussy want to see you cum"
"bb play with your kitty kat"
"bb want to see you cum"
"You should play with your pussy, I would love to see you orgasm again"
Because clearly no one orgasms from clit play. Ugh.
IvyRose
08-25-2014, 01:45 AM
I saw a freechatguy-member bitching on a camgirl (calling her names and trolling her room) when I was browsing the smpage... And THAT same member came inside my room, (just what I had hoped for) I told him that I saw what he did just a while ago in another room and that he should be nicer towards people - and blocked his ass before he could even reply!
It felt awesome
IvyRose
08-25-2014, 03:23 AM
While doing a goldshow countdown...
GentlemanJohn: I would have paid you 150 pound if I would have had it
REALLY?!!! Wow that made my day so much better! Since it makes my heart fill up that you would have given me that IF you would have it. Now I totally dont need any money to pay my rent
argggh
Why are ALL the member with a frigging Gentlemen/charming in their name BACKSTABBINGFREELOADERS
I am seriously they almost all are, I hate their slimey nonsense butthole talk with passion
IvyRose
08-25-2014, 03:28 AM
After a failed goldshow (I was happy it failed, was totally cracky and really didnt want to give them the deal I had given them anymore since they where a bunch of cheap assholes)
iambrokeandcantaffordyou: pricey
me: I told you I was giving you guys a GREAT frigging deal?! I warned you. You could have seen such amazing wild things for just 16$ (oh and yeah I know that is ALSO PRICEY for oure dear cheapass goldshowdiggers)
iambrokeandcantaffordyou: you you lower to 6 pvt
Me; laughs
I havent had that price for 1 whole YEAR
BUT sure let me lower it for you, my whiney guy who i have NEVER seen before.. argh so not happening
pippapippa
08-25-2014, 04:04 AM
HI BB
H R U?
U IS BEAUTIFUL
U LIKE DIRT TALKS?
I WANT FUCK HARD YOUR ASSHOLE
TASTE ASS DARLING
MY COCK HARD 4 U
U WANT SUCK MY HARD DICK?
I WANT DP MY TONGUE IN YOUR ASSHOLE
Mmm, I love dirt talk. Topsoil. Clay. Mud.
SimoneGray
08-25-2014, 04:13 AM
^^ I did one failed GS and stopped them because every guy was telling me how I need to lower my buy in to $1 so that they'd buy in...i hate people telling me how to run my GS. makes my ban action even swifter.
Issabelle
08-25-2014, 04:33 AM
^^ I did one failed GS and stopped them because every guy was telling me how I need to lower my buy in to $1 so that they'd buy in...i hate people telling me how to run my GS. makes my ban action even swifter.
Ah, this reminds me of camming rule number one: never let your inexperience show. I swear, you either get the assholes who want to 'help' you (or screw you over, in standard English), or you get the guys telling you that you're charging to much/not showing enough/blah blah blah. I had a rough first few nights because of that and I read StripperWeb! I feel so bad for the girls who didn't have this resource.
P.S. I totally set my gold show buy in at $4-$5 if I feel like doing one (usually once a month) and tell them flat out there will not be another for weeks. I've yet to had a successful one, but plenty of privates/exclusives after. I mean, come on bros, my VOYEUR price (with my panties staying ON at all times) is $3. Good fucking luck getting a better offer than that to see me topless, ass out, and playing around. lol
anonymous camgirl
08-25-2014, 06:13 AM
Aren't they though?? and the guys with nice in their name.. god they are the fucking worst human beings on the planet...lol
While doing a goldshow countdown...
GentlemanJohn: I would have paid you 150 pound if I would have had it
REALLY?!!! Wow that made my day so much better! Since it makes my heart fill up that you would have given me that IF you would have it. Now I totally dont need any money to pay my rent
argggh
Why are ALL the member with a frigging Gentlemen/charming in their name BACKSTABBINGFREELOADERS
I am seriously they almost all are, I hate their slimey nonsense butthole talk with passion
Issabelle
08-25-2014, 07:01 AM
Idiotcampinginfreechat: *kick*
*5 minutes later*
Idiotcampinginfreechat: bb you accidentally dislodged me!
Me: *as I get taken to exclusive* oh, that was no accident.
*after show*
Idiotcampinginfreechat: she just thinks she's better than me because she has nice teeth!
Me: no, I think I'm better than you because I control the ban hammer. Mwhahah!
My other guys were amused anyway...
SpaceyLaceyButterfacey
08-25-2014, 09:36 AM
troll: fuck you freckled bitch
me: you have any idea how much money these freckles make me? nah you don't wanna know...
*block*
freeloader: can you please start a 0 dollar gold show plz?
me: No thanks darling, free shows aren't my style
freeloader: Please, even if you make the goal to 100?
*block*
john: Can you call me please?
me: no, i dont accept person info from gentlemen on this website. also, I have no desire to call strange men I dont know.
john: please call me
me: *gets on her pretend phone with her thumb to her ear and pinkie finger to her mouth*
Hello?? hello?? Yes, is john there? You're not sure where he is at the moment? Oh, he might be down in your basement. You must be his mother? Yes, he's is probably down in the basement, ma'am... He's on a webcam site trying to pick up girls, and be careful, he's in his underwear... he probably is eating that bag of flaming hot cheetos you just brought back from the store. Hes wiping his cheesy fingers on his tightie whities as we speak. oh hes saying he needs a glass of milk. Oh and to pick up some more spray n' wash from the store to get the cheeto stains out of his tighties whities.
*whole room is laughing, including myself*
john: ass bb
*blocked*
and then I get taken private
( all three guys in one hour) :/
SpaceyLaceyButterfacey
08-25-2014, 09:49 AM
I had a rough first few nights because of that and I read StripperWeb! I feel so bad for the girls who didn't have this resource.
I think about that, too.
My friend wanted to get into webcamming... I showed her SW before I even showed her any camming sites. By reading SW, she determined camming wasn't for her. Im happy she figured that out before even signing up and getting even just one pic or video out there.
Oh yeah and one more troll that actually made me laugh...
LordDisick: Does your generation know about the selfie??
me: (Im 29) *I started genuinely laughing*
Ok, even though you made me laugh, im still blocking you. Oh and being that your lord disick, you would know that Kim Kardashian is older than I am and she just put out a book with nothing but her selfies in it. So at least research your trolling character and make your jokes relevant please :D
*block*
I can appreciate a funny troll but your ass is still getting blocked!!
AngelMari
08-25-2014, 09:52 AM
The stupid shit came out of my mouth yesterday. It was tits bb, tits bb, Tits! TITs! I just lost it lol started ranting about boobies everywhere and free boobies for all! Everyone gets free boobies! Then laughing like an idiot. Then I see ...... Tits bb please? I signed out lol
Smurfette
08-25-2014, 12:05 PM
Okay so this is a little bit OT for this thread but I wanted to share it. Yesterday I spent hours (cha-ching!) roleplaying on Skype with a guy who is very nice and kinda cute. It was great because it was mainly talking, I didn't actually have to do anything lol. At one point, he started stripping for me. He had his back to me and slowly took off his shorts. Then I watched him gradually peel off his underwear, revealing a huge dark brown streak. O_O
Mmmm, show skidmark bb, soo hot...
TheBrownFox
08-25-2014, 12:41 PM
I love when guys lie and say "Brb. I'm gonna buy more credits (or on MFC they used to say "BRB. Gonna get more tokens.")." Lol. Yeah, right, dude. We both know you're not coming back. :P Why lie about it? It's NOT gonna hurt my feelings if you just say "I'm gonna go now. Thanks for the show!"
Tiddlywinks
08-25-2014, 04:16 PM
Guy: Hey will you view for tips?
Me: Of course honey
*Guy proceeds to tip*
*I click on his cam, no picture*
This led to an argument where he claimed I was hustling him. I shouldn't have even bothered arguing with this ignorant twit over a 10 tk tip and dropped his ass, but the room was chaotic already. Basically:
YO
FIX YOUR CAMERA AND STOP FUCKING COMPLAINING. It's not my fault that your connection is bad! Stupid asshole.
Sunnylexie
08-25-2014, 06:00 PM
Guy: Hey will you view for tips?
Me: Of course honey
*Guy proceeds to tip*
*I click on his cam, no picture*
This led to an argument where he claimed I was hustling him. I shouldn't have even bothered arguing with this ignorant twit over a 10 tk tip and dropped his ass, but the room was chaotic already. Basically:
YO
FIX YOUR CAMERA AND STOP FUCKING COMPLAINING. It's not my fault that your connection is bad! Stupid asshole.
Have it happen and then on Streamate (!). Tip me for viewing his cam without asking if it even works in free chat => get me tell they can't send me their feed in free chat => tell me it isn't for free since they tipped and demand that I turn it on => call me a scam since "everyone does it" (where? On MFC?).
Sunnylexie
08-25-2014, 11:03 PM
Idiot: slt bb
tuaime pv c2c ?
Me: yes
I love c2c
Idiot: tits naked 2 sec bb et go go pv c2c
tu veras mon sex de 19 CM
Me: lmao
Idiot: tits naked 2 sec bb et promis go go go pv c2c
moi je suis nu la BITE bien du
Entitled: May I see what you are wearing please?
Me: sure, if you generously tip 1 gold)
Entitled: well is it panties or u fully clothed?
Me: I"m fully clothed.
Entitled: so i have to pay you to see you fully clothed?
Me: you have to pay to get me do what you want;-)
In case you don't want to pay before you see - I have plenty photos down there)
Entitled: and 1 gold just gets to see u fully clothed?
Me: again - if you want to see all of me but don't want to pay, you can take a look at my pictures!
Entitled: wow ur attitude is bad
Now if my attitude was bad - what is a GOOD attitude? "Oh yes sir - let me get up, give you a twirl and play with my tits so you could see them jiggle! Now would you mind a closeup of my pussy to make sure my clit is the right size? You're most welcome!"
IvyRose
08-26-2014, 12:44 AM
Sunnylexie you allways crack me up!
farrah_tinytot
08-26-2014, 05:21 AM
Oh I have a few of these tonight...lets see:
Douchebag: bb do you have tights or leggings
Me: Yes I have lots of leggings
DB: What colors bb
Me: I have a lot of colors to choose from; what kind of colors do you like?
DB: Do you have gold leggings bb
why not gold? you'd be so sexy in gold. sorry bb I buy private once you buy gold leggings. btw you look desperate.
Ummmmmmm WHO THE EFF HAS GOLD LEGGINGS LAYING AROUND?! And my face may have looked bored and aggravated but definitely not desperate.
Then I just had the typical cheapasses who popped into my room, acted like assclowns and then left. One in particular was all like "what gets you off and makes you cum the fastest bb?" And I was like "weeell I'd love to tell you all about it/show you in private," then POOF he's gone.
There's something gratifying about making these guys leave my room once I remind them my services cost money. Like, "yeah, that's what I thought, broke ass."
One guy swore he was coming back for private after he took his dog out to shit. 1. TMI, your dog squatting in the yard visual totally killed my vibe. 2. I know you're not coming back, idiot. There's nothing wrong with just saying "no thank you."
cam_girl40
08-26-2014, 07:45 AM
Before SM went down lastnight it seems liked most customers in my room had only 2 brain cells in their heads...and they were fighting one another! The typical "Hey...take off your shirt then we'll go pvt bb." The next one was like "No bb, I can't take you excl (he wanted something I only do exclusive) I'm poor!" I responded with "I'm so sorry honey but I'm trying to pay my bills too!" The usual "Hey bb,show me your (insert body part minus vag here)" Me: "Show me some gold!" POOF! GONE! And finally some weirdo that sent me some crazy ass message thru the site. Though the site going down pretty much sucked, it felt like a gift from God as my patience was wearing WAY too thin! Even the guy giving me lots of fun facts about Justin Beiber didn't make it easier.
SophieL
08-26-2014, 03:43 PM
Dud: hi sexy woman
how are you?
I looking for a nice girl to chat, and I will not lie, I cannot go in private
Me: Thanks but I am looking for paid chats. If you can tip I will chat.
MiraMichele
08-27-2014, 09:33 AM
[12:12:37 PM] Lovely Lucy: Hi where did you find me
[12:12:44 PM] boris.penchev: hi my onlly sexylove lucy
[12:12:51 PM] boris.penchev: i find you on cammodeldirectory
[12:13:11 PM] Lovely Lucy: Ok you looking for a show? If so any requests?
[12:13:41 PM] boris.penchev: yes i m looking for a woman to do a streaptese for me
[12:14:12 PM] Lovely Lucy: Sure I would love to do that
[12:14:30 PM] Lovely Lucy: But I do have another appointment so it can't be immediate
[12:15:05 PM] boris.penchev: my love i know i ca not to see you for 10seconds you do not give free previews
[12:15:08 PM] boris.penchev: i know
[12:15:50 PM] Lovely Lucy: Ok well I'm glad you know that but it may be 20-30 minutes or so before I can do the show you want since I have another appointment
[12:16:42 PM] boris.penchev: my love can i see you for10seconds before the show
[12:17:07 PM] Lovely Lucy: No
[12:17:36 PM] Lovely Lucy: I am real and I look like my pictures, I usually get told I look better
[12:18:13 PM] boris.penchev: you say may be 20 30 miniutes or so before yu can od the show if i want since what you mean with that
[12:19:17 PM] Lovely Lucy: It means another client purchased a show and I have to do that show in a couple minutes. If you want a show you can contact me back in that time I have to go
[12:19:51 PM] boris.penchev: can you show me your sexystreaptese
[12:20:29 PM] Lovely Lucy: Yes I will do that after you purchase a show
[12:21:28 PM | Removed 12:21:55 PM] boris.penchev: This message has been removed.
[12:22:08 PM] boris.penchev: my love i will pay you 11$ for streaptese
[12:25:02 PM] boris.penchev: my love i purchase a show
[12:25:07 PM] boris.penchev: i done
[12:26:39 PM] boris.penchev: lucy you i m ready
[12:27:06 PM] Lovely Lucy: No you didn't because there are no new transactions showing
I love how he tried to get so creative about getting a preview, lol, then told me he would pay $11 and tried to say he paid.
TheBrownFox
08-27-2014, 11:01 AM
Guys saying they'd like to take you private some time so they can get you to try to squirt. Wow, okay, so that's what I have to look forward to in a session with you.....you sitting there going "Come on, bb. Make it squirt. Come on, bb." I DO NOT enjoy cam sessions like that. I still remember that dude from ImLive who kept saying "I want you to cum all over the place" like every 10 seconds. Annoying as hell.
TattooedBBW
08-27-2014, 03:28 PM
Guys saying they'd like to take you private some time so they can get you to try to squirt. Wow, okay, so that's what I have to look forward to in a session with you.....you sitting there going "Come on, bb. Make it squirt. Come on, bb." I DO NOT enjoy cam sessions like that. I still remember that dude from ImLive who kept saying "I want you to cum all over the place" like every 10 seconds. Annoying as hell.
As if their text on the screen giving us instructions will magically make us squirt if we can't. :eyeroll:
SarahTime
08-27-2014, 03:35 PM
Banned 5 guys yesterday for their "you really shouldn't be doing this while pregnant", and "babies are aware what is happening outside the womb" <--LOL, and "you should be ashamed of yourself doing this while pregnant" comments....
http://a.fod4.com/misc/give-a-fuck-o-meter.gif
Sunnylexie
08-27-2014, 07:36 PM
BIG_DICK_FUCK *enters*
Me: Hello
BIG_DICK_FUCK: dick fuck dat mouf *leaves*
Lolwut?
Snowy0Star
08-28-2014, 08:06 AM
first time i been on here
dont know how to work it
how do i load credits
LadyFionaStar
08-28-2014, 08:33 AM
All these stupid questions that they ask..and they are not the ones taking me private. Do you guys answer those questions all the time, like "Where are you from bb?", or "How old are you?" or "Do you like young men bb?"...really time wasters. OR "Let me see your ass!"
How do you all deal with these losers in Free Chat? It's so friggin annoying!! Can I just say Hi,talk, and tell them all my info is on my bio? Which, btw, in Live Jasmin, they can click and see it all.
LadyFionaStar
08-28-2014, 08:34 AM
All these stupid questions that they ask..and they are not the ones taking me private. Do you guys answer those questions all the time, like "Where are you from bb?", or "How old are you?" or "Do you like young men bb?"...really time wasters. OR "Let me see your ass!"
How do you all deal with these losers in Free Chat? It's so friggin annoying!! Can I just say Hi,talk, and tell them all my info is on my bio? Which, btw, in Live Jasmin, they can click and see it all.
SoloDesire
08-28-2014, 08:38 AM
So, I had this guy today...and thanks to you lovely ladies I was fully prepared for his shenanigans.
ThisGuy: mmm. dont stop what youre doing. but i know u pretty well of this site in real life ;-)
ill tell u after u cum
Me: no you don't
ThisGuy: no joke
Me: No, I know you say this to all the girls...we talk.
ThisGuy: ur gonna flip :-)
lol
u should cum
Me: I will, if you give me time to masturbate
ThisGuy: lol
im close
ThisGuy has logged off
I was totally not into this show once he pulled the "I know you in real life bullshit". I know it's his fantasy, but I'm not into being lied to...especially once I've already started the show.
justanothercamgirl
08-28-2014, 08:52 AM
MFCidiot: I want to falcon punch you in the face and rape you.
CurvyWinona
08-28-2014, 08:55 AM
^ I am sorry but I had to LOL. Wtf...
justanothercamgirl
08-28-2014, 08:58 AM
^ I am sorry but I had to LOL. Wtf...
I wouldn't have posted it if I didn't expect camgirls everywhere to LOL. :D
SimoneGray
08-28-2014, 09:20 AM
Today, I had this:
dude: bb, I want to see you shit
Me: That's illegal, don't ask again
dude: but bb, I've never seen rose petals come out a woman's ass
Me: HUH!?
dude: my sister told me that's what happens
I was laughing too hard to hit the ban hammer. Another day, for sure, but I needed this laugh today.
MiraMichele
08-28-2014, 09:30 AM
Ok this isn't really something annoying a customer has said, more of a rant but I'm starting to get sooo frustrated with this. Literally about every other guy messaging me from independent sites is looking for findom or for a very dominant girl. No where in my ad does it say I'm either of these, I advertise as submissive and it says it in my ads titles! What is going on with this? Ugh.
AliceFun
08-28-2014, 03:08 PM
I ask this guy to tip me to stand and show body then he says:
"nope
bye
u seem to be drama"
Um, what? drama? haahhaaaa
Procrasturbator
08-28-2014, 04:42 PM
[4:40:03 PM] mike: if u called and let me see u i might not be able to resist sending this money right away
[4:40:40 PM] mike: sorry. it just seems all the hot girks do cam checks
Lmfao. Well, if all the hot girks do it...
farrah_tinytot
08-29-2014, 04:22 AM
Well.....first this guy called me a liar when I said I've had two babies. Then he said "I should've known because of your c section scar."
Me: I didn't have a c section
Fucktard: yes you did I saw the scar
Me: ummmmm no...I think I remember that day better than you do
Fucktard: oh.....must've been a crease from your fat rolls.
This is right after he's complimenting my body and telling me how unbelievable it is that I have kids, because my stomach is flat as a board...now I suddenly have fat rolls
Vlodina
08-29-2014, 05:24 AM
Can you guess on which clip site I got this email?
"Hello, how are you? I hope you do not mind me sending you a message. Just wanted to get to know you a bit. Maybe even
become friends if possiable."
audritwo
08-29-2014, 08:03 AM
Yesterday, I had that same guy come back into my room acting like he knew me again... Seriously 15 years ago would make me 12. I'm a lot older then he thinks I am.
ThisGuy: dont freak out but I know you off cam in real life
ill tell u afyer u cum
ive known u for like 15 years. haha
AudriTwo: yeah you said this before
and i called you out on lieing
you said you knew me from highschool
ThisGuy: lol. i wasnt lying
i just wanted u to cum ;)
AudriTwo: 15 years? hunny i didnt live in the same place for 15 years
i moved around a lot
i dont believe you at all
ThisGuy: why else would I be back?
AudriTwo: because you like my orgasms
ThisGuy: well i think youre hot and keep doing what u do
AudriTwo: everyone comes back
ThisGuy: secret is safe witg me
AudriTwo: well stop with this "i know you" stuff
it kills my mood
ThisGuy: lol
AudriTwo: and doesnt help my orgasms at all
if you want it to be real you cant say shit like that
ThisGuy: ;)
Seriously fuck this dude. I refuse to be played like that.
SoloDesire
08-29-2014, 08:10 AM
^ LOL! What is this guy's deal? You'd think he'd give it up with us calling him out on it.
LeoLeonora
08-29-2014, 08:18 AM
I work on a fetish site and had SO many subs coming to my room publicly humiliating themselves after saying that they wanted a private that I added a clause to my profile saying that I will listen to them for $10 OR will ban them instantly. It pisses me off when they come in and say things like:
"IM WEARING PANTIES *teehee*"
"THIS IS SO EMBARASSING *teehee*"
"I WOULD WANT YOU TO FUCK ME IN FRONT OF ALL MY FRIENDS AND SLAP ME AROUND LIKE THE PANTYWAIST I AM!"
"WILL YOU MAKE ME DO SISSY ACTIVITIES IN PVT, MISTRESS?"
**SIGNS OFF**
Haven't had a disrespectful sub in my room since!
LeoLeonora
08-29-2014, 08:39 AM
There is also a passive aggressive jerk who comes in my room and makes annoying comments about my prices, how slow it is, asks me why my bf isn't on with me then when he sees him on, says "oh, haven't seen you in awhile, are you guys ok?". He comments about what other models/porn stars can do, and worst of all has REPEATEDLY tried to negotiate my prices with other customers .
Girls, watch out for guys who greet other members who come in the room and get real chatty. The last straw came when he complained about my show set up, then said to another member: "hey bro, throw in $5 we will BOTH get her naked in public!" I ripped him a new asshole and told him that 1. he does NOT come in my room and negotiate my prices or my nudity with ANYONE! 2. I let him know that PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY PAY for more than ONE SHOW have no problem doing so, nor do they have any complaints.
This guy reminds me of this Chris Rock character from In Living Color -- lmao! I'm sure he will remind you of many of your own cheap visitors!!
justanothercamgirl
08-29-2014, 08:49 AM
^ LOL! What is this guy's deal? You'd think he'd give it up with us calling him out on it.
It sounds to me that he is roleplaying without telling anyone that he is roleplaying so he gets off on it either way.
Some guys are jerks and force non-consensual roleplay.
SoloDesire
08-29-2014, 09:05 AM
Well, I called him out on it and told him from the beginning that I knew he said that to all the girls because we talk lol. So I didn't play into it at all since Audri had posted about him before :D
audritwo
08-29-2014, 09:47 AM
He wants zero acting so he is trying to get a real response. But we constantly get "I know you" bullshit. Plus most of us are fantastic actors. I could totally do that show and make it believable.