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neliana
12-02-2011, 03:51 PM
I know how you feel ^ I always get guys asking if I "like white cock". I like any cock that's paying for a private show! Geez lol. The race play is so not my thing either, although I know some girls are cool with it.
Had one guy harrassing me about it for like a week straight until I finally blocked him. I'm open to most things but certain things like that make me really uncomfortable, and I wont do it for ANY amount!

Peachesxo
12-02-2011, 04:36 PM
Everytime...

"Open my cam bb"

"I only view cams in private or for 150 tokens in public because it's distracting."

"Come on, I just wanna show you how hard I am for you. I'm gonna cum for you."

/:O *FACEPALM*

Cam_chick
12-02-2011, 05:26 PM
^ I had a guy last night wait forEVER to take me to private trying to convince me to view his cam without the tip. He just REALLY wanted me to have have the damn privilege of seeing him cum. And on top of that, trying to talk me into a 200 token private because "Most models I've seen can definitely cum in 3:30". Fuck you sir.

Peachesxo
12-02-2011, 05:48 PM
^ I had a guy last night wait forEVER to take me to private trying to convince me to view his cam without the tip. He just REALLY wanted me to have have the damn privilege of seeing him cum. And on top of that, trying to talk me into a 200 token private because "Most models I've seen can definitely cum in 3:30". Fuck you sir.

Yeah wow skrew that! 3 minutes 30 seconds? HAH. I have barely gotten started after that amout of time (hence my 400 token private minimum)
I love (sarcasm, HATE) how the ones who consider themselves "above average" in the penis department think we are going to get excited over it and that we'd actually WANT to see it for nothing in return. It's like they think "Oh the poor camgirl, she is always looking at these little shriveled old dicks, I'm gonna give her something she has never seen before!"

Like HAH, NOOO, little or big, young or old, I think penis' in general are creepy and looking at one will in no way ever turn me on, but if you're spending on me your cock is beautiful and I'm HORNYY! ;D

shywebcamgirl
12-02-2011, 07:52 PM
him: "Hi cracker!"

me: "I am a cracker?"

him: "Yep, that is what I call all the white girls."

me (faking mock shock): "Oh sh*t! I am white!?! When did that happen?"

Everyone in my room just cracked up laughing. Needless to say, he left.

naturalbeautyDDD
12-02-2011, 11:33 PM
when they say " Show ass " without even saying hi

PrincessLavender
12-03-2011, 12:23 AM
sparky: i goota heat a sand

Anyone? I'm at a loss.

neliana
12-03-2011, 12:28 AM
him: "Hi cracker!"

me: "I am a cracker?"

him: "Yep, that is what I call all the white girls."

me (faking mock shock): "Oh sh*t! I am white!?! When did that happen?"

Everyone in my room just cracked up laughing. Needless to say, he left.

Lol, I've kinda done something like that before, the guy said "Ur tits r small" and I was like "OMG! they are? I had NO idea! thank you for letting me know!" Haha.

PrincessLavender
12-03-2011, 12:39 AM
Oh wait, he came back and added more. Keep in mind, I didn't say even one word to him and he stayed in my room for about 10 min typing random crap.

sparky: ok
so
the sndwich lks
spr
u super
holy shit hot song
its contry;
cuntry
so i'm being bat
ddddddddd
we got ice
north
quarter
ich
n
so sorry i got fly at 5 ish
texas 14 dys
ill miss first ice
id settle for those
in my shanny
h ever had sex on the ice
fishin
a froozen lake
wher ei come from we got four seseons
seassoins

Trix66
12-03-2011, 01:21 AM
^^^ That's a drunk if I've ever seen one.

IsobelWren
12-03-2011, 09:36 AM
Oh wait, he came back and added more. Keep in mind, I didn't say even one word to him and he stayed in my room for about 10 min typing random crap.


I'm w/Trixx That guy is drunk or on drugs or whatever. Maybe he's a complete retard. Or he's one of the greatest experimental poets of our generation.

Here's my interpretation.



sparky: i goota heat a sand
sparky: ok
so
the sndwich lks
spr


Just letting you know I'm going to go heat up a sandwich. It looks super.



u super


The sandwich, however, doesn't even begin to compare to how super YOU are.



holy shit hot song
its contry;
cuntry


The song you're listening to [or that he's listening to] is awesome. I love it. It's country...but I'm really not sure how to spell the word country. Or perhaps I've just noticed that "country" and "cunt" are phonetically similar. I find this particularly amusing right now, since I'm watching a nudie lady.



so i'm being bat
ddddddddd


I have remembered, with the "cunt' revelation, that I'm watching a nudie lady. I feel naughty. I typoed "bad" as "bat" and now must emphasize the d to make sure you know I feel bad, not that I feel as though I'm a small flying mammal.



we got ice
north
quarter
ich
n


I'm from up north. We have about a quarter inch of snow and ice up there right now.



so sorry i got fly at 5 ish


Wow, I'm being a complete retard, aren't I? I'm not always like this. I'm only up right now because I've got to catch a plane around 5 am.



texas 14 dys
ill miss first ice


I'll be in Texas for 14 days. I'm really going to miss the weather at home.



id settle for those
in my shanny


You know what would keep me from missing the weather at home? You. Your tits would keep me company in my home, also known as a shanty.



h ever had sex on the ice
fishin


Which reminds me of home again. *sigh* we call those little huts we build when ice fishing shanties. Have you ever had sex on the ice? While ice fishing, I mean.



a froozen lake


Not regular fishing, ice fishing. It's different.



wher ei come from we got four seseons
seassoins

Oh my, I haven't even left home yet and I'm already homesick. Stupid Texas has no seasons. Here we have four. Holy fuck I'm blazed. I really shouldn't ever take Ambien again.

Brilynne
12-03-2011, 10:14 AM
^OMG im dying right now..Sad thing is, that's probably pretty accurate!

Bianca Brazil
12-03-2011, 10:53 AM
Did you put lipstick in your pussy to make it that pink? Ignorant statement from a retard who thinks only White girls have pink pussies.

Brilynne
12-03-2011, 11:01 AM
Did you put lipstick in your pussy to make it that pink? Ignorant statement from a retard who thinks only White girls have pink pussies.
Well, pussies do have lips;)

PrincessLavender
12-03-2011, 11:46 AM
Lmao. Thanks for clearing that up for me Isobel.

Peachesxo
12-03-2011, 07:08 PM
Here's my interpretation....
.......
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"The Retard Whisperer"

The new breakthrough novel on the study of understanding the "bb" language.
Written by: IsobelWren :D

MommieLongLegs
12-03-2011, 07:28 PM
Reading this forum just makes me wonder what it is that men learn from their parents and teachers as children. I mean, WHY are they so STUPID! Damn, they know NOTHING about the female anatomy and they don't know how to talk to women. Women are told from day one to act like ladies, do this, don't do that, but I think men need much more attention because they just grow up to be dumb ass good for nothing ignorant clueless disrespectful bastards lol. I know all men aren't like this, but DAMN!

MommieLongLegs
12-03-2011, 07:30 PM
And when they type "bb" it always sounds like "bee bee" in my head and it really erks the fuck outta me lol

MistyRose
12-05-2011, 06:12 PM
This isn't really their fault...it's more personal peeves of mine.

1. We're all familiar with "mmmmm". I love Mmm language. I love how they diferentiate the level of liking for a certain act I'm performing in the Mmm language. "mm" "mmmmmmmmmmm" "MMMM" MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM". Love.it.

However, there's a percentage of guys who doesn't say "mmm". They say "hmmmmm". It's always clear from the context they mean "mmmmm", but it always throws me off a little bit.

I do something sexy, ask do they like it with doe eyes and they respond:

"Hmmmmmm"
"Beautiful"

*continue performing.*

"Hmmm"
"hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"

It brings to my mind the image of Rodin's Thinker every time.

http://thestrategyguysite.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/the-thinker.jpg

Makes me feel like I'm doing a private with a very pensive man who is very seriously contemplating does he like the position of my elbow while I'm cupping my breast with one hand.

Mmm language. So simple - yet some still don't speak it.


2. Them calling me "good girl". I don't do shows where I'm called names and it's easy to handle - I have a disclaimer on my profile and I don't get requests for that, and if I had it sprung on me in the middle of a private, I would probably just ban the guy. But what am I supposed to say to "good girl"? It's not like they threw an insult my way, they weren't disrespectful in any way before, so I really have no reason to be pissed off with them. It usually looks like this:

" Misty, would you mind taking of your dress for me, please?"
"Not at all!"
*take off dress*
"Good girl."

Oh.my.gawd. I don't know why, but it makes my blood boil. It makes me want to reach through the screen, shove a 10 inch dildo down their throat, stroke their hair, stare in their terrified eyes and repeat "Good girl."

sananeko
12-05-2011, 06:29 PM
Oh.my.gawd. I don't know why, but it makes my blood boil. It makes me want to reach through the screen, shove a 10 inch dildo down their throat, stroke their hair, stare in their terrified eyes and repeat "Good girl."
I love you...

SweetPinkCupcake
12-05-2011, 06:37 PM
I just want to say that I would be annoyed with anger if I went through this thread. Haha. I think we all hear lots of annoying things everyday.

LilRedRidinGood
12-05-2011, 11:44 PM
Wow I have never heard any of those things!! I hate to think that you are being degraded because of your race but omg we know what scumbags men are and unfortunately it may be the case.

I've heard whore whore whore, you'll do ANYTHING for money
and I just laugh and say yep I will.

I am very white and very blonde as you can tell from my pic and I get asked a LOT if I like black cock. I always say that I dont understand that question it's not like they are apples and oranges. So then they say oh I mean do you like big cock. I say well duh. Then they feel stupid. Whatever.

Thats one thing I will say good about LJ though, I never found the guys to be too terribly disrespectful.

Arialandre
12-07-2011, 02:25 AM
So much retardation today I almost choked to death on my own angry vomit.

1) guy refused to believe my bra size in an "I" even after someone tipped me for a standing full body preview. Because HE has never heard of an I cup before so he doesnt believe it exists "well maybe you're an "e" I guess". Are u FUCKING KIDDING ME? don't you think I know what size bra I'm wearing? It had to be special ordered from EUROPE you stupid fucking fuck...

2) in exclusive- "jump up and down and smack yourself in the face with your tits"
Dude, my boobs DON'T reach my face. "well jump up and down and try". No I'm not going to it won't work. "jump up and down." NO! I'm not doing anything that could possibly injure me. "how could jumping up and down injure you?"
You stupid fucking fuck. With boobs my size if I were to jump up and down hard core without a bra on the weight of my boobs could tear the soft tendons inside!

THEN LATER IN THE SHOW!

"shove more fingers in. No more. 5 fingers." 5 fingers Wont fit. "7 fingers!" dude WHAT THE FUCK??

3) some stupid free guest cause I forgot to disable it. The good old every day standard of "open tits bb! Sweet pussy! Show tits. Show for free. If I like I'll go private bb".
Get the FUCK OUT. You stupid mother fucking FUCKING FUCK!

Yes. Today was a bit of an.... Angry day for Miss Aria. I made my goal. But I have so. Much. Hate. For stupid people. Stupid people as faaaaaar as the eye can see. I'm bloody surrounded. It was a damn ambush I tell ya. An ambush!

luscious sadie
12-07-2011, 04:28 AM
"spread ur pussy while u finger fuck urself. that's right bb, spread it and pinch ur nipples. don't forget to hold it open while u fuck it deep with ur fingers!"

ok. So you want me to spread my pussy with one hand, finger fuck myself with the other and pinch my nipples with.... the other?

shywebcamgirl
12-07-2011, 09:31 AM
1) guy refused to believe my bra size in an "I" even after someone tipped me for a standing full body preview. Because HE has never heard of an I cup before so he doesnt believe it exists "well maybe you're an "e" I guess". Are u FUCKING KIDDING ME? don't you think I know what size bra I'm wearing? It had to be special ordered from EUROPE you stupid fucking fuck...

I know your pain. I am a 26 G and I am 5'1. Every single bra I get I have to pay someone to alter by hand because they only start at a 28 around here. Guys keep telling me I am lying. I have pretty much come to the point where I will just put my bra on my head and say "Look, some perspective. My bra fits on my head. They are as big as my head! Truly think about this. Oooh.......creepy!"

Granted a lot of guys will leave private at that point but it gives me enough of a laugh that it makes the rest of my day easier. :D

cherryblossomsinspring
12-07-2011, 11:47 AM
I love you...

^ this is the absolute worse to me. Makes my blood boil like wtf? What's wrong with you and how can you use those words in a private?

cherryblossomsinspring
12-07-2011, 11:49 AM
Ohh here's one

" I see you as a real person"
^ this is from the guy that feels he will make "a connection" and trot off with you on a fluffy pony. Watch out, he'll become a problem.

lolabunny
12-08-2011, 03:17 AM
"spread ur pussy while u finger fuck urself. that's right bb, spread it and pinch ur nipples. don't forget to hold it open while u fuck it deep with ur fingers!"

ok. So you want me to spread my pussy with one hand, finger fuck myself with the other and pinch my nipples with.... the other?

Lol every freakin day smh

luscious sadie
12-08-2011, 03:38 AM
"bb I give u 2000 gold if you take off all ur clothes right here n finger ur asshole 2 fingers then an hr pvt"

so you're going to spend 2240$ on me? Awesome. How about you pay upfront bb?

Bird of Paradise
12-08-2011, 04:01 AM
"Will you drink and swallow a live goldfish out of a martini glass?"

No.

"Come on, you could make a LOT of money, I know people who'd pay a ton for a video of it..."

Well in THAT case, sure I'll get right on it. ::)

IsobelWren
12-08-2011, 07:58 AM
"Will you drink and swallow a live goldfish out of a martini glass?"

No.

"Come on, you could make a LOT of money, I know people who'd pay a ton for a video of it..."

Well in THAT case, sure I'll get right on it. ::)

HAH! Yeah, I think I posted about that. It's always that one guy's fetish that he's so convinced everyone else -but him- would pay a lot of money to see.

PrincessLavender
12-08-2011, 09:21 AM
Idiot: take off your bra
me: I don't take anything off in here
Idiot: why not? (this comment always gets ignored)
*Idiot leaves, then comes back an hr later*
Idiot: take off your bra
me: i don't take anything off in here
idiot: please
me: no
*block*

Oh, wait. You said "please" let me get right on that!

Idiot #2: Who toke your pictures
me: I did
Idiot#2: bs
(like I give a fuck what he thinks)
*he leaves then come back*
Idiot #2: booty (this gets ignored)
Idiot #2: like now
me: like no
*blocked*

I'm sorry. I didn't know you wanted it right now. How stupid of me.

Bird of Paradise
12-08-2011, 11:32 PM
HAH! Yeah, I think I posted about that. It's always that one guy's fetish that he's so convinced everyone else -but him- would pay a lot of money to see.

Lol! oops, I must've missed it or I wouldn't have reposted it. Usually I just get the same old asshole recycled ones like "would you fuck a dog" or the "show me x in free and I'll go pvt for x minutes" so the weird ones always stand out and make me laugh.

Last night I got this clever jackass:
Guy who's bought a few shows before goes private and says "I didn't tell you before, but I know you from high school."
Me: "oh really?"
Guy: "Yeah, this is Chris. We went to school together in Raleigh"
Me: "I see" (Raleigh is the town I pretend to be from, which is actually across the country from my real hometown).
Guy: "So, I'm sure you wouldn't want me to tell your parents about what you've been up to, but I'll keep it between us if you'd be willing to give me a few free shows a month."

I wanted to tell his loser ass off and point out all the holes in his story, like ask him my real name or any other piece of info that would blow his lie wide open, but instead I let him run up a $100 bill ($50 my cut) pretending to be worried and listening to his ideas.

Arialandre
12-08-2011, 11:35 PM
Oh my fucking. fucking. god.

messi_10 i mean 9 dollars for just 3 mins
Dec 08 2011 22:27
AriaDeLaunay hahahha you can spend more than that on a meal at mcdonalds , but to interact sexually with a real person its too expensive?
AriaDeLaunay dont insult me
messi_10 i can go to this website 5$ unlimited private chat
AriaDeLaunay then go
Dec 08 2011 22:29

luscious sadie
12-09-2011, 01:28 AM
I love this!

PrincessLavender
12-09-2011, 06:03 AM
Oh my fucking. fucking. god.

messi_10 i mean 9 dollars for just 3 mins
Dec 08 2011 22:27
AriaDeLaunay hahahha you can spend more than that on a meal at mcdonalds , but to interact sexually with a real person its too expensive?
AriaDeLaunay dont insult me
messi_10 i can go to this website 5$ unlimited private chat
AriaDeLaunay then go
Dec 08 2011 22:29

I hate how they "remind" you that they can get the same thing you're offering cheaper somewhere else. Is it supposed to scare us or something?

shywebcamgirl
12-09-2011, 09:23 AM
I had someone ask me, "Is that your real voice?" yesterday. o.0

Well, actually....not only do I just sit here in free chat in my bra and panties all day, I also do impressions and make balloon animals that you can take home to the kids. ::)

shywebcamgirl
12-09-2011, 09:28 AM
Lol! oops, I must've missed it or I wouldn't have reposted it. Usually I just get the same old asshole recycled ones like "would you fuck a dog" or the "show me x in free and I'll go pvt for x minutes" so the weird ones always stand out and make me laugh.

Last night I got this clever jackass:
Guy who's bought a few shows before goes private and says "I didn't tell you before, but I know you from high school."
Me: "oh really?"
Guy: "Yeah, this is Chris. We went to school together in Raleigh"
Me: "I see" (Raleigh is the town I pretend to be from, which is actually across the country from my real hometown).
Guy: "So, I'm sure you wouldn't want me to tell your parents about what you've been up to, but I'll keep it between us if you'd be willing to give me a few free shows a month."

I wanted to tell his loser ass off and point out all the holes in his story, like ask him my real name or any other piece of info that would blow his lie wide open, but instead I let him run up a $100 bill ($50 my cut) pretending to be worried and listening to his ideas.

Freaking hell! I am speechless. What kind of a person would try to blackmail someone that they know they could seriously cause emotional damage to for free porn? >:(

I hope you take him for all he is worth. }:D

sananeko
12-09-2011, 09:44 AM
Freaking hell! I am speechless. What kind of a person would try to blackmail someone that they know they could seriously cause emotional damage to for free porn? >:(
Some people are really sick..

shywebcamgirl
12-09-2011, 09:53 AM
Some people are really sick..

I know it sounds naive of me to say, but that is a fact that I still struggle with. :-\

sananeko
12-09-2011, 10:17 AM
I know it sounds naive of me to say, but that is a fact that I still struggle with. :-\
Don't worry.. Your not the only one..

shywebcamgirl
12-09-2011, 03:12 PM
Argh, I got one of those sickos that you all warned me about today in exclusive.

him: Sorry, my kid was making a bunch of noise so I had to check on him. He is fine now.

me: Whew! Parenthood. I don't know how you do it!

him: Just to warn you, he tries to sometimes wander in.

me: Well, I totally forgive you if you have to slam down and the button to exit chat if he wanders anywhere near the door.

him: Well, some girls don't mind if he wander in while I am on cam. They even encourage it sometimes.

me: half naked in the process of taking my bra off frozen with a deer in the headlights look reach over to my mouse and kick him out of private

IsobelWren
12-09-2011, 08:20 PM
Lol! oops, I must've missed it or I wouldn't have reposted it.

Oh no worries! This thread is wayyyy too long to read all the posts. I was just sympathizing like, "yeah, I know how that is!"

IsobelWren
12-09-2011, 08:21 PM
Freaking hell! I am speechless. What kind of a person would try to blackmail someone that they know they could seriously cause emotional damage to for free porn? >:(


A cheap asshole who has a blackmail fetish?


I hope you take him for all he is worth. }:D

I agree!

AnastasiaUK
12-10-2011, 01:58 PM
"Do u do escort?"
"NO"
"why not?"


"Are u alone?" - No, I'm with my grandmother, Do u want talk to her? grrrrrrrrrr

Spinnerette
12-10-2011, 02:33 PM
"Are u alone?"

This is the perfect candidate for the camming pet peeves thread. I forgot about this one in the moment. Most of the questions I understand, but this? What is this? Why do they ask this? If I say no, does it play into the "oooh naughty girl is doing something she shouldn't!" fantasy or something?

luscious sadie
12-11-2011, 05:01 AM
"we should have a baby and it will have the nicest ass in the world!"

also this

"I will but only if some girls don't run by and slurp up my sperm as it is shooting out of my penis into her wet pussy"

buddy spent a lot of money on me but it was soooo weird. He had a "mating" fantasy or something. Like, wanted me to talk about him giving me his seed so we could have babies together. At one point he had me put on a shirt and stuff a pillow in it.

roast
12-11-2011, 10:24 AM
For a week I didnt have my contacts, so I had to break out my glasses, which arent cute rimless ones you barely see - theyre big black hipster glasses. Think Weezer or Mo Rocca. I usually only wear them before bed but oh well, I need to see and I also need to work, so fuck it. I try to change my look to be more alt-cute for the day and well Ive seen many a bespectacled camgirl, so whatevs.

But almost every guy - regulars and new:

"Why are you wearing glasses"
"..."
"Hello?" "Yea, what's with the glasses?"
"Out of contacts"
"Oh, can you take 'em off?" "Yea theyre distracting"
"Im wearing them because I dont have my contacts"
"Yea but theyre covering your beautiful face" "yea you should take em off"
"....If I take them off I cant see"
"Oh, you should get contacts" "yea youd look WAY hotter without glasses, no offense. Dont you have contacts?"
"...."



"ooo cute glasses"
"thanks"
"my GF wears glasses"
"I must be in good company"
"she doesnt do anal"
"well, me neither. not on cam at least"
"that's too bad"
"yea, someday"
"so is that like a glasses thing then?"
"what?"
"chicks with glasses, are they like all against anal?"
"..."
"like is it a thing or something?"



"hey what's with the glasses"
"What?"
"The glasses, why do you have glasses on?"
"Because I need them to see"
"I dont like them :(... can you take them off for pvt?"
"If I take them off I wont see what youre typing"
"that's ok"
"so what are you interested in?"
"oh I have a webcam, I like sph :P"
"JSYK if you have a webcam and my glasses are off, you know I cant *see* you, right?"
"oh youre that blind?"
"....Im wearing. glasses. so. I. can. see."
"Cant you squint? Thatd make it funny lol"



"Oooo dirty librarian look, I like it"
"Thanks. Finally"
"What do you mean?"
"Forget it - I appreciate it"
"You must be really smart"
"Mmmmm...."
"Girls who wear glasses are so hot and nerdy. Girls who wear glasses def went to college-"
"-Or we have a chronic condition that requires us to wear a medical devices to function"
"...What?"
"What?"
"What?"
"I mean, mmmmm Im a naughty naughty nerd baby"
"Ooooo yea you are"


My contacts arrived yesterday, thank god.

Torn
12-11-2011, 11:04 AM
"Show me (insert any body part) and I'll go pvt."

Love that one.

"I have a 10" cock, show me tits and I'll show you."

"I can't take you pvt because I have no mic right now and I know you want to hear me moan."

And I am just disgusted at the people who ask if I have ever screwed my brother/dad/mom. Or the "Do you like 12 year olds?" Yep....got that question lol.

sillykitty
12-12-2011, 10:30 AM
guest: pee inside she belly button

I was alone on cam. I'm always alone. What?