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BustyVixen
08-29-2014, 06:32 PM
Oh I have a few of these tonight...lets see:

Douchebag: bb do you have tights or leggings

Me: Yes I have lots of leggings

DB: What colors bb

Me: I have a lot of colors to choose from; what kind of colors do you like?

DB: Do you have gold leggings bb

why not gold? you'd be so sexy in gold. sorry bb I buy private once you buy gold leggings. btw you look desperate.

Ummmmmmm WHO THE EFF HAS GOLD LEGGINGS LAYING AROUND?! And my face may have looked bored and aggravated but definitely not desperate.

Then I just had the typical cheapasses who popped into my room, acted like assclowns and then left. One in particular was all like "what gets you off and makes you cum the fastest bb?" And I was like "weeell I'd love to tell you all about it/show you in private," then POOF he's gone.

There's something gratifying about making these guys leave my room once I remind them my services cost money. Like, "yeah, that's what I thought, broke ass."

One guy swore he was coming back for private after he took his dog out to shit. 1. TMI, your dog squatting in the yard visual totally killed my vibe. 2. I know you're not coming back, idiot. There's nothing wrong with just saying "no thank you."



Oh I get the gold leggings guy!!! Haha! He's gotten shows w my blue leggings before lol

BustyVixen
08-29-2014, 06:39 PM
Someone tipped me $5 for what I assumed was an ass shake. So I said, you want me to shake my ass for you? He said, no that's for anal. In real life. I busted out laughing in his face. He did not get an ass shake.

Then a dude came in and said, you look just like Michael Jackson right now. Isn't that like the coolest compliment ever?

I flat out ignored him, he said some other weird shit and left pretty quickly.

JaneBurgess
08-29-2014, 09:23 PM
I love guys like that. You ask them to tell you about yourself and they never know shit.




Yesterday, I had that same guy come back into my room acting like he knew me again... Seriously 15 years ago would make me 12. I'm a lot older then he thinks I am.

ThisGuy: dont freak out but I know you off cam in real life ��
ill tell u afyer u cum
ive known u for like 15 years. haha

AudriTwo: yeah you said this before
and i called you out on lieing
you said you knew me from highschool

ThisGuy: lol. i wasnt lying
i just wanted u to cum ;)

AudriTwo: 15 years? hunny i didnt live in the same place for 15 years
i moved around a lot
i dont believe you at all

ThisGuy: why else would I be back?

AudriTwo: because you like my orgasms

ThisGuy: well i think youre hot and keep doing what u do

AudriTwo: everyone comes back

ThisGuy: secret is safe witg me

AudriTwo: well stop with this "i know you" stuff
it kills my mood

ThisGuy: lol

AudriTwo: and doesnt help my orgasms at all
if you want it to be real you cant say shit like that

ThisGuy: ;)


Seriously fuck this dude. I refuse to be played like that.

reversecowgirl
08-30-2014, 06:56 AM
*in pvt*
dumbass: will you cum for me bb?
me: of course i will
dumbass *leaves*

smfh after that one i raised my rate to stop the stupidity for today, I have zero patience for this shit today lolol

audritwo
08-30-2014, 09:20 AM
"you are my Galatian goddess"

Yeah, Paul wrote about me in his book and everything! (lol bible humor)

SpaceyLaceyButterfacey
08-31-2014, 02:55 AM
In my room topic: no anal
guy: anal bb
guy: anal
me: Read my room topic guy :) I dont do anal
guy: i know it says no anal but youre doing a gold show
me: ummmmmmm
guy: *leaves*
me: ummmmmmmmm :O

Vlodina
08-31-2014, 07:34 AM
In three years camming, the second ever person to be banned out of private:

joshkim4747 has logged on

joshkim4747: sounds great
yup those are great
lets take off all that
oh that is perfect
i would suck it dry
how bout that vibrator
lets go with the biggest
faster harder
go crazy
do anal?
lets stretch that cunt with bigger
lets make it hurt

joshkim4747 has been blocked.

Glamourmilf
08-31-2014, 09:39 AM
Guy: "I want to piss In your mouth.":P

Me: "Yeah, well I want 5 million dollars dropped in my bank account today, and that's not going to happen either".. Ban!!

LoraDoll
09-01-2014, 01:12 AM
nasc*** (Member) : can you show your butt please?
...
nasc*** (Member) : another lazy model that cant handle a real job. and no good doing this one either

http://media.giphy.com/media/3xv8cA1CzkfMk/giphy.gif

Vlodina
09-01-2014, 07:18 AM
He entertained me for while with his fake tip and shit, other guys were cracking up too, but I got bored eventually...

ROLA038: HLOO MONKEY
YOU SEXY MONKEY
YOU WANT MARRY ME
YOU BE HAPPY
ROLA038: 20 TIP YOU SHOW TITS
ROLA038: OK
**** 10 tipped ****
SHOW TITS NOW
ROLA038: IS REAL TIP
ROLA038: GIVE ME MY MONEY BACK OR I CALL POLICE
YOU BE IN JAIL
ROLA038: IS MY BIRTHDAY
WHERE MY GIFT
LETS BE FREIND OK
PVT
ROLA038: PVT OR NO
ROLA038: YOU MAKE ME SAD
I CRY BCZ YOU
ROLA038: IF YOU NOT SQUIRT NOW FREE I LEAVE
9
8
7
6
5
4
3
2
1
0.9
ROLA038: 0.8
0.7

ROLA038 has been blocked.

audritwo
09-01-2014, 07:44 AM
He entertained me for while with his fake tip and shit, other guys were cracking up too, but I got bored eventually...

ROLA038: HLOO MONKEY
YOU SEXY MONKEY
YOU WANT MARRY ME
YOU BE HAPPY
ROLA038: 20 TIP YOU SHOW TITS
ROLA038: OK
**** 10 tipped ****
SHOW TITS NOW
ROLA038: IS REAL TIP
ROLA038: GIVE ME MY MONEY BACK OR I CALL POLICE
YOU BE IN JAIL
ROLA038: IS MY BIRTHDAY
WHERE MY GIFT
LETS BE FREIND OK
PVT
ROLA038: PVT OR NO
ROLA038: YOU MAKE ME SAD
I CRY BCZ YOU
ROLA038: IF YOU NOT SQUIRT NOW FREE I LEAVE
9
8
7
6
5
4
3
2
1
0.9
ROLA038: 0.8
0.7

ROLA038 has been blocked.

I like how he was cheap on his fake tip. Told you 20, "tipped" you 10. LOL

anonymous camgirl
09-01-2014, 10:49 AM
I blocked that loser at least 3 or 4 times.. he kept coming back same name different number sequence.


He entertained me for while with his fake tip and shit, other guys were cracking up too, but I got bored eventually...

ROLA038: HLOO MONKEY
YOU SEXY MONKEY
YOU WANT MARRY ME
YOU BE HAPPY
ROLA038: 20 TIP YOU SHOW TITS
ROLA038: OK
**** 10 tipped ****
SHOW TITS NOW
ROLA038: IS REAL TIP
ROLA038: GIVE ME MY MONEY BACK OR I CALL POLICE
YOU BE IN JAIL
ROLA038: IS MY BIRTHDAY
WHERE MY GIFT
LETS BE FREIND OK
PVT
ROLA038: PVT OR NO
ROLA038: YOU MAKE ME SAD
I CRY BCZ YOU
ROLA038: IF YOU NOT SQUIRT NOW FREE I LEAVE
9
8
7
6
5
4
3
2
1
0.9
ROLA038: 0.8
0.7

ROLA038 has been blocked.

audritwo
09-01-2014, 06:58 PM
i drive a z06...

http://media0.giphy.com/media/beeLJ5ajw2AIU/giphy.gif

SophieL
09-01-2014, 08:43 PM
CougalovaLOSER : What's up slut (the minute he hits the rooms)
Me: You don't get to call me that unless you are paying me _ Kicked out
I go into tirade of how customer's will be courteous to me in my room unless in paid show.
CougalovaLOSER- comes back into room "ha ha it's the truth, u a hoe".
Me: You will be courteous in my room - BANNED.

JaneBurgess
09-01-2014, 09:08 PM
Hoe is a garden tool. It amazes the idiots that try to insult us and they can't spell basic words



CougalovaLOSER : What's up slut (the minute he hits the rooms)
Me: You don't get to call me that unless you are paying me _ Kicked out
I go into tirade of how customer's will be courteous to me in my room unless in paid show.
CougalovaLOSER- comes back into room "ha ha it's the truth, u a hoe".
Me: You will be courteous in my room - BANNED.

SophieL
09-01-2014, 09:18 PM
Hoe is a garden tool. It amazes the idiots that try to insult us and they can't spell basic words

lol Exactly...

MissNicole2U
09-01-2014, 10:46 PM
***guy**: Tips $38 gold total in under a minute.
Me: Thanks for your generosity!
(doing flash)
***guy**: Do you have a phone?
Me: (thinking he wants phone in exclusive) Sure! I have it enabled for exclusive shows only, though.
***guy**: Your number is?
Me: >.>

Yes, dude. I'm totally going to sell a complete stranger my personal phone number and risk my privacy for your $38 gold from which I'll make a whopping $13 and some change. The nerve of these guys, man...

Sunnylexie
09-02-2014, 10:06 AM
A lesson on sexuality from a sex expert:

1) Anal play (even on his own or with a female partner) makes a man gay. (I asked what makes people lesbian, then. He said lesbians are super cool, so I assume it's an angel descending from the above and choosing the most deserving ones).
2) Sex between men is eeeeewwww. Sex between women is mmmmmmm.
3) Being sexually attracted to men equals to identifying oneself as a woman.


Also, surprise ATM in a group pvt (after I refused to do surprise BDSM with him already). Someone's gotta learn how to read profiles ::). Good thing he didn't leave a bad rate.

hf487
09-02-2014, 01:32 PM
Customer called my show scripted when I didn't tell him what he wanted to hear when he said "Im horny Bby" than proceeded to call me white trash, fake etc......
Stupid fucking Basement trolls!

Sunnylexie
09-03-2014, 01:01 AM
A guy with a 1 next to his name: can you walk to the other wall pleasewoud love to see yr legs again
Me: ok - will you tip me 1 gold please?
A guy with a 1 next to his name: not even for me?

*Check out his profile to see what makes him think he's so special. He's bought one 10-minute PVT show 2 years ago - and that's all. Something to remember, for sure*

audritwo
09-03-2014, 04:54 AM
*Check out his profile to see what makes him think he's so special. He's bought one 10-minute PVT show 2 years ago - and that's all.

What a special snowflake.

justanothercamgirl
09-03-2014, 11:56 AM
butthurt: Hey cutie
I love he foo fighters

JAC: I am not big into chit-chat. Let's just go private instead. ;-)

butthurt: Not as much as I love a lady in red ;-)

butthurt: Ok rick u then
Fuck*

butthurt has logged off

*JAC starts laughing uncontrollably*

audritwo
09-03-2014, 01:56 PM
Last night had a guy take me to private. He told me to do my thing and cum. Just to tell him when I am about to cum. Pretty normal right? Wrong. So very wrong.

When I am ready I tell him, he then tells me something I was not expecting. "Okay now shit while you cum!"

http://i.imgur.com/yGz1MNI.gif

Via Flaminia
09-03-2014, 04:09 PM
"Why do women your age always look so evil?" What the hell? They're getting creative with the baiting at least. I'm 43 btw so watch out.... :D

Holly_xoxo
09-03-2014, 04:14 PM
Last night had a guy take me to private. He told me to do my thing and cum. Just to tell him when I am about to cum. Pretty normal right? Wrong. So very wrong.

When I am ready I tell him, he then tells me something I was not expecting. "Okay now shit while you cum!"

http://i.imgur.com/yGz1MNI.gif

I've had guys go pvt and ask me to shit quite a few times but I just always think "who can do that on command?" Lol

Via Flaminia
09-03-2014, 04:16 PM
^^ I had a high tipper ask me to shit during a gold show. What am I saying...everyone does that, right?

Sunnylexie
09-03-2014, 07:56 PM
For those who still believe the things guys say on cam.

A repeat customer enters the guest chat. I read the note I made on his profile like a week ago - it's a copied line from the chat saying: "type pls cant use sound my wife is upstairs"

Me: Is your wife out?;)
Him: what wife?

Sunnylexie
09-04-2014, 12:15 AM
A question to SM ladies: is it just me or surprise ATM has become a trend on Streamate? They ask to do anal and then lick the fingers/suck the toy like it's no big deal, you know. Even the guys I've known for ages and would least expect it from =/.

SM idiot combo *sorry for it being messy – it actually was a polylogue*:
HowIuseGooglePics: hi
Me: Hello
how are you?
HowIuseGooglePics: im good. you?
BitchesLoveRomance: hi
BitchesLoveRomance: Very well. Busy lately with work. YOu?
Me: I’m fine, ty) What brings you here?
HowIuseGooglePics: it said you have a hairy pussy? i have never seen one before
Me: for real?;-)
HowIuseGooglePics: yes. where i come from they are all shaved
BitchesLoveRomance: I think of you late at night sometimes.
Me: What can I do for you?
HowIuseGooglePics: just saw a beautiful women with a hair vagina. thought i would say hello. sorry fos disturbing you
BitchesLoveRomance: Here, not what I would like. But that is how it is.
Me: WHat are you into?
BitchesLoveRomance: Smart, passionate women. Like you.
BitchesLoveRomance: Tough but vulnerable.
BitchesLoveRomance: Lovely and wanting to be taken away from their everyday life.
Me: Looking for a show?
BitchesLoveRomance: That's what I'm into. XXX *leaves. Later I find a message in my inbox with nothing but his email lol. SUUURE let me use it I’m so impressed with your delicate psyche!*
HowIuseGooglePics: i apologize. just here for the free view. i know....not good for business
Me: noone will show you pussy for free.
it's against the site rules
HowIuseGooglePics: woah!!! i certainly hope not
not what i was looking for at all!!
just asked if you had one
Me: why’d you ask if you aren’t looking to see it?
HowIuseGooglePics: why not? *Why, it’s an absolutely normal question to ask a stranger, isn’t it?*
i do not appreciate your harrassment. good night *Very true - my pubic hair is supposed to be everyone’s business while me asking why you need to know about it violates your privacy!*


Blamethewoman: bush or shaven?
Me: bush
Blamethewoman: preview?
I'd like to see a sneak peak before a private show!
Me: sorry, I give no pussy previews. It's against the site rules.
Blamethewoman: Tit preview then? You are really cute, and I'd like to see more, but I want to know that the goods are good!
Me: I'll gladly show them for 5 gold - or you can have a look at my pictures.
Blamethewoman: Quick flash for 3?
I know I want a private with you.
Me: haggle some more and it'll be 10 just for you.
Blamethewoman: lol. Aren't you cheeky!

SophieL
09-04-2014, 02:00 AM
dingbat: can I see your preview boobs?
how many gold you want for I see your boobs?

Me: Need to go pvt or excl for that.

dingbat: can you write?

Me: I do not flash boobs out here. Have to go pvt or exclusive to see boobs

dingbat: why?

Me: Those are My rules

dingbat: ok
but....

Me: but what?

dingbat: Im very horny

Me: Click pvt for top nudity or exclusive for full nudity.

dingbat: pvt more expansive

Me: private more expensive then what?

dingbat has logged off

justanothercamgirl
09-04-2014, 05:22 AM
nomoney: Show me your nipples
JAC: I don't flash in free chat. Premium or Exclusive only.
nomoney: How am I supposed to take you private if I can't tell how big your nipples are?

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Dude, if you deciding to take me private is all based on the exact size of my nipples........you are way too obsessive-compulsive for me to want to do a micro-managed private with you anyway. O.O

smaddy
09-04-2014, 10:09 AM
To the lady that mentioned the increase of guys asking for ATM, I have noticed that also.

I'm just flat out not interested in doing it (well for my regular rate anyway haha) so I just tell guys I don't do it. I had one regular that was super persistent about wanting me to try it so I told him if he tipped me $250 I would try it once. HE DID! It was an indy show so I got to keep most of it. Now when guys ask I just reference that situation and tell them if they really want me to do it they can tip me the same amount haha.

LaceyCummings
09-04-2014, 03:54 PM
sexycamel: so whats your idea of a show?
Me:read my profile
sexycamel: well profile cant tell me any better than you
Me: that's the point of the profile. that would be why I wrote it.
sexycamel: so tell me you nasty girl ;)
*Blocked*

I have been saving up a bunch of these. Stand by for many more in between shows.

LaceyCummings
09-04-2014, 04:01 PM
1.
fluffy_chin: i get paid to go in pvt

*SMH*

2.
curtainpole2: do you escort? touch your right boob if yes
curtainpole2: did you touch it
i think you brushed against it

STFU

3.StewyBoy: so what the sex like in *where I live* then
StewyBoy: what do you do in pvt then lass
Me: Read my profile…

StewyBoy: but thats a long read
bizzle1984: love yr profile
StewyBoy: whats the short

would you look at that? While one guy is bitching about my profile being too long to read another chimes in that he loves it.

SweetJulia
09-04-2014, 04:01 PM
Maybe I'm just bitchy cuz I'm hungry, but that has to be the stupidest fucking name. Feel free to tell Mr. Camel I said that.

LaceyCummings
09-04-2014, 04:02 PM
And you ass is that natural too?

LaceyCummings
09-04-2014, 04:05 PM
There was a guy jacking off wearing sunglasses. I don't know why, but that made me really angry. Get over yourself dude. It was like 10pm where he was, and he was just plain being a douche.

WHO WEARS SUNGLASSES TO JACK OFF?

LaceyCummings
09-04-2014, 04:10 PM
sandyfroh: am i allowed to jerk in free?

Myneeds: Honesty first - I have no credits, but please may I watch you here for a few minutes

LaceyCummings
09-04-2014, 04:18 PM
want you to get very naked...get me uber hard

"very naked?" reminded me of Super Troopers. He's already pulled over! He cant pull over any farther! Sir, there is a limit to my degree of nudity and we have reached it.

SweetJulia
09-04-2014, 04:26 PM
I ate, I still think Mr. Camel has a stupid name. That is all :)

LaceyCummings
09-04-2014, 04:37 PM
And this right here...this was just plain weird.

hphallus: get naked baby
hphallus: lets see ur clothes off and bible open
hphallus: say fuck me with the holy cock
hphallus: open it and rub it on ur boobs and pussy

I was expecting this to get a lot more interesting, but he didn't even last very long. I'm impressed with myself for keeping a straight face.

AngelMari
09-04-2014, 04:39 PM
want you to get very naked...get me uber hard

"very naked?" reminded me of Super Troopers. He's already pulled over! He cant pull over any farther! Sir, there is a limit to my degree of nudity and we have reached it.

Bwhahahaha! Now I'm going to be working picturing this

audritwo
09-04-2014, 04:59 PM
WHO WEARS SUNGLASSES TO JACK OFF?

http://ed_wp-content_v2.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/tumblr_lyexqtmrft1ql5yr7o1_500.gif

Sunnylexie
09-04-2014, 05:15 PM
To the lady that mentioned the increase of guys asking for ATM, I have noticed that also.


The reason must be someone started doing ATM in Gold shows. Too bad the guys don't realize ATM isn't a casuall thing to do and offering it once in a while in a scheduled and scripted show the model has thoroughly prepared herself for is NOT the same as doing it spontaneously in pvt whenever asked.


want you to get very naked...get me uber hard

"very naked?" reminded me of Super Troopers. He's already pulled over! He cant pull over any farther! Sir, there is a limit to my degree of nudity and we have reached it.

Reminded me of a guy who asked if I were naked under the clothes. I know he meant underwear, but still...

Sunnylexie
09-05-2014, 03:01 AM
Crybaby: laught for me please :-) * “smile bb” taken to the whole new level?*
Me: Say something funny?
Crybaby: there was this man.. and he realy wanted to fuck you hard core!
Me*eyeroll*: Try harder.
Crybaby: ok... why are you here?
Me: money)
Crybaby: and how do you think you can earn it ?
Me: the way I've been doing it for 6 years so far)
Crybaby: wow... that is realy impresive
well done
Me: ty)
Crybaby: why do you think people want to see you naked?
Crybaby: because they're curious I think
*At this point I get a pvt*
Crybaby *sitting in free chat all butthurt I didn’t do what he wanted or tell about my show*: nope... i don't think so... there's another factor here.... and it;s more psychological
dumb people with dumb atitudes :-) ... i think that sums it up
by the way you are ugly as a door nob!*leaves

I’m happy with my ugliness as far as people are paying to see it.)))

Camgirlsareidiots: does the site allow you to do enemas?
Me: I’m not sure it’s allowed because defecation is against the site rules. I might try to use a douche and pump some water in in Excl but won't let it out on cam.
Camgirlsareidiots: why not it is anal squirting and the site lets you squirt
Me: cause the purpose of doing enemas is POOPING and that’s what they usually result in?
DEFECATION IS AGAINST THE SITE RULES
you either aren't listening to me or are clueless about how enemas work.
or just want me to do what you want and don't care if it gets me in trouble
Camgirlsareidiots: it is not DEFECATING it is anal squirting and i know how enemas work i do them all the time

Oh so it's anal squirting (like "5x fingering", you know)? Thank you for making it clear for me! Bet site mods are cool with poo as far as there’s some water mixed in.

justanothercamgirl
09-05-2014, 05:13 AM
Camgirlsareidiots: does the site allow you to do enemas?
Me: I’m not sure it’s allowed because defecation is against the site rules. I might try to use a douche and pump some water in in Excl but won't let it out on cam.
Camgirlsareidiots: why not it is anal squirting and the site lets you squirt
Me: cause the purpose of doing enemas is POOPING and that’s what they usually result in?
DEFECATION IS AGAINST THE SITE RULES
you either aren't listening to me or are clueless about how enemas work.
or just want me to do what you want and don't care if it gets me in trouble
Camgirlsareidiots: it is not DEFECATING it is anal squirting and i know how enemas work i do them all the time

Oh so it's anal squirting (like "5x fingering", you know)? Thank you for making it clear for me! Bet site mods are cool with poo as far as there’s some water mixed in.

I love how he thinks his 'expertise' on enemas immediately translates to being an expert on what the contract that you signed with Streamate says....even though he has never seen it or read it.

RaineyLane
09-05-2014, 05:26 AM
This guy actually took me pvt without typing anything. First thing he types in pvt: Go anal, bb!

It didn't get any better, but at least we were in a pvt at $6.99/min so milked it for 7 minutes without inserting anything in my ass! LOL

LaceyCummings
09-05-2014, 09:53 AM
asshat: decrease your price and il take you for 15 mins
me: start making more money and maybe you can afford me
*ban
regcustomer: what a dick. He was an ass
*reg takes me pvt for 10 mins

RaineyLane
09-05-2014, 02:06 PM
So I'm 35 and I look about 28. This member, HUGHjasCOX, always comes in and says "Hi, Grandma!" Seriously, I don't look like a grandma....

I would reply that he probably has a 3 inch penis. Then he leaves. I finally banned him. Got a few privates from other members as a result of his stupidity. Love it when that happens. Maybe I should unban him? Nah....

RaineyLane
09-05-2014, 02:11 PM
So I'm 35 and I look about 28. This member, HUGHjasCOX, always comes in and says "Hi, Grandma!" Seriously, I don't look like a grandma....

I would reply that he probably has a 3 inch penis. Then he leaves. I finally banned him. Got a few privates from other members as a result of his stupidity. Love it when that happens. Maybe I should unban him? Nah....

justanothercamgirl
09-05-2014, 02:29 PM
SayWhat: Take the black off

JAC: o.O