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Sunnylexie
09-05-2014, 08:12 PM
So I'm 35 and I look about 28. This member, HUGHjasCOX, always comes in and says "Hi, Grandma!" Seriously, I don't look like a grandma....

I would reply that he probably has a 3 inch penis. Then he leaves. I finally banned him. Got a few privates from other members as a result of his stupidity. Love it when that happens. Maybe I should unban him? Nah....

Also, what's with the guys coming to models whose virtual age is 30 or less and asking to roleplay their mom? Besides being incest, it supposes that either his age is below legal so or his so-called mom got pregnant at 11.

RaineyLane
09-05-2014, 10:21 PM
Also, what's with the guys coming to models whose virtual age is 30 or less and asking to roleplay their mom? Besides being incest, it supposes that either his age is below legal so or his so-called mom got pregnant at 11.

Or they are just broke losers looking for some sort of attention! Haha

farrah_tinytot
09-06-2014, 02:39 AM
"I want to become your vagina. Do you want to see me turn into your vagina?"

Arrogant fuck:

Good evening my dear, how may I address you?

Me: my name is Farrah; you may address me however you like

Arrogant fuck: is Farrah your name or your alias?

Me: both (and what I meant is that I use my real name as my alias--or so I say)

Arrogant fuck: it can't be both my dear

Me: it is and is this really relevant to our conversation? (He insists it is) you asked how you may address me and I told you; now you may move forward with your intention behind PMing me

Arrogant fuck: I don't want to move forward because you don't want to tell me your name. Bye

SarahTime
09-07-2014, 09:22 PM
Being pregnant I get asked constantly if I "have milk".

The stupidity of these men just blows my mind. I'm always trying to educate them on the female body by letting them know that milk comes in AFTER the baby is born. Do tits leak during pregnancy? Yes. They leak. It's not milk. Can you have milk while pregnant? Yes, if you were lactating when you got pregnant and kept your milk supply going, then yes.

Otherwise, lactation occurs after the baby is born. Period. Yet so many men try to tell me otherwise. Tonight one guy says, while trying to argue this with me:

"Just FYI women can lactate even when they are not pregnant."

NO SHIT. REALLY? Women lactate when they are NOT PREGNANT ANYMORE. Otherwise, who would they be lactating for? How would they keep their milk supply if there is no baby to replenish it?

Do they not teach this shit in like.... I don't know, sex ed class? Health class? Life? Blows my mind.

SamanthaSugar
09-07-2014, 09:27 PM
What's up with all the guys on CMD tonight ??? All wanting to negotiate my rates, wanting a 10 sec peep, wanting only 3-4 min....bugs the fuck outta me!!!!

Alylondon
09-08-2014, 12:01 AM
Being pregnant I get asked constantly if I "have milk".

The stupidity of these men just blows my mind. I'm always trying to educate them on the female body by letting them know that milk comes in AFTER the baby is born. Do tits leak during pregnancy? Yes. They leak. It's not milk. Can you have milk while pregnant? Yes, if you were lactating when you got pregnant and kept your milk supply going, then yes.

Otherwise, lactation occurs after the baby is born. Period. Yet so many men try to tell me otherwise. Tonight one guy says, while trying to argue this with me:

"Just FYI women can lactate even when they are not pregnant."

NO SHIT. REALLY? Women lactate when they are NOT PREGNANT ANYMORE. Otherwise, who would they be lactating for? How would they keep their milk supply if there is no baby to replenish it?

Do they not teach this shit in like.... I don't know, sex ed class? Health class? Life? Blows my mind.


I get this all the time and i'm not preggo. I just have big boobs and they still try to tell me about my body. Whoever is teaching these sex ed/health classes needs to be fired.

pippapippa
09-08-2014, 01:54 AM
Within ten seconds of one another:
idiotone: Little do you know I'm jerkin off to ur sexy face
idiottwo: Im jerking like crazy to you right now

Two for one ban, awesome!

farrah_tinytot
09-08-2014, 02:26 AM
This arrogant motherfucker was back again. I'll call him Romeo to simplify.

Romeo: hello again my dear

Me: hi

Romeo: are you having a lot of conversations right now my dear?

Me: yes I'm splitting my attention between a couple of PMs

Romeo: are all of them good my dear?

Me: to be honest they're a bit annoying

Romeo: well which one is your favorite my dear?

Me: are you hoping I'll say "yours?"

Romeo: I just expect you to be honest my dear

Me: well to be honest I just noticed your basic profile and my attention span is short for those who are incapable of tipping me

Romeo: incapable....that's an interesting concept my dear


And yes....he insisted on calling me "my dear" at the end of every. SINGLE. Message!!

Bambola
09-08-2014, 03:25 AM
Show me your tits I need to know what im paying for....
Asshole banned

SimoneGray
09-08-2014, 03:30 AM
This has become my pet peeve:

"I'm shy, can you show me a bit of what I can expect?" ...this statement or any variation thereof makes my blood boil.

pippapippa
09-08-2014, 03:37 AM
elevator1234: wow youre hot



elevator1234: not worth $8 though im sorry
thats just crazy price
for anyone
no offence
no you take advantage or horny rich guys
thats all
regular guys like me can't afford high comodity girls like you :-D
rich fat guys
actually
hmm
ok
i guess rich guys could be good looking
whats the most you made in one night?
i bet a ton


elevator1234: can u flash me for 1 gold so i can sleep?
i already told you you're not worth 5 gold
brain washing happening now
yes


elevator1234: stand up and show the bod at least


elevator1234: and stop copy pating that stupid message
PASTING
wow 3 gold to stand?! you're a high class whore!
i will fart for 5 gold
wow there are a miillion other girls on here with normal prices
your are hot though. i will give you that
i want to see you naked but will never pay your high price
NEVER
i'll add you as a fav so maybe when i make a miillion dollars ayear i can afford you
heeheeee
heeheeee
i guess its slow normally for you? till that one rich guy shows up and pays your rent
im drunk and bitter baby
fuck i want to see your tits but i hate you at the same time :(
5GOLD for 5 min of tits?
.00001 seconds
:P
can i do $3?
$4?
$4.99?
?
grrr your tough
i like that in a girl
elevator1234: can you use your dildo between you tits?
elevator1234: no kick out yet
hmmm
black lace dildo?
weird
i heard of black lace dildos and black panties
not black lace dildos
thinkin about it for reals
don't ban me yet
ok
hold on a sec
$4 and it's a deal
ok
ok ok
ok
will you hold for 10 secs?
im about to tip
im 10 secs away
5 secs
1 sec
okay its time
elevator1234 has successfully sent you 5.00 worth of gold
show those titties
for 5.8 sec
mmmmmmmmmmm
hot
wow
you were right!
hehe
damn
fuk
fuck i lost

SimoneGray
09-08-2014, 03:40 AM
^^ I'm surprised you managed to put up with him for so long... *applause* I would have instabanned so fast

pippapippa
09-08-2014, 03:42 AM
^^ I'm surprised you managed to put up with him for so long... *applause* I would have instabanned so fast
I usually do. I got bored and thought it'd be good stupid annoying shit material.

Issabelle
09-08-2014, 03:52 AM
I usually do. I got bored and thought it'd be good stupid annoying shit material.

And so it was.

anonymous camgirl
09-08-2014, 03:58 AM
had that guy on Kink


So I'm 35 and I look about 28. This member, HUGHjasCOX, always comes in and says "Hi, Grandma!" Seriously, I don't look like a grandma....

I would reply that he probably has a 3 inch penis. Then he leaves. I finally banned him. Got a few privates from other members as a result of his stupidity. Love it when that happens. Maybe I should unban him? Nah....

Sunnylexie
09-08-2014, 04:21 AM
sliceitoff: Hey will you help me get rid of my tiny ugly dick?
Me: Sure, I do things like that in Exclusive.
sliceitoff: do you like sissies Mistress?
Me: LOVE them. I'll gladly make you my little sissy eunuch!
sliceitoff: I pick based on creativity. Tell me how exactly you will remove it?
Me: Pardon, but do you realize you're asking me to recite my part in the roleplay, word to word? What will be the point for you to go Excl if I do it?
sliceitoff: I have lots of money but little patience. Bye *leaves*

RIIIIGHT lol.

ThatMara
09-08-2014, 05:10 AM
...
Otherwise, lactation occurs after the baby is born. Period. Yet so many men try to tell me otherwise. Tonight one guy says, while trying to argue this with me:

"Just FYI women can lactate even when they are not pregnant."

NO SHIT. REALLY? Women lactate when they are NOT PREGNANT ANYMORE. Otherwise, who would they be lactating for? How would they keep their milk supply if there is no baby to replenish it?

Do they not teach this shit in like.... I don't know, sex ed class? Health class? Life? Blows my mind.

He may have been referring to induced lactation:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lactation#Lactation_without_pregnancy.2C_induced_l actation.2C_relactation

Sunnylexie
09-08-2014, 07:14 AM
He may have been referring to induced lactation:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lactation#Lactation_without_pregnancy.2C_induced_l actation.2C_relactation

It's BS anyway. You don't demand that a random person runs at 40 kmph or say anyone is capable of it just because you know a human being can do it.

SpaceyLaceyButterfacey
09-08-2014, 08:24 AM
Guy: So I have three chains with ten locks. The locks use the same key (the key is frozen in in a block of ice). Tell me how you would chain me up and where would you put the ice block to melt?

Me: What? Is this some kind of riddle or something??

Guy: No, just tell me how you would put the chains on me.

Me: I would put all the chains around your dick and pull as hard as I could.

Guy: I thought you were kinky :( Just ttell me

Me: So because I have NO IDEA WTF you are talking about doesn't make me not kinky. And plus whatever the hell it is you are trying to get off on, I'm not gonna be a apart of it in free chat

Guy: Get off??? LMAO

Me: timewaster! buh bye (in David Spade SNL voice). *BLOCK*

Glamourmilf
09-08-2014, 08:55 AM
Me: "I've noticed that you are in my chat room, everyday, yet you haven't had a show with me yet. Why is that?
Him: "You too fancy." :curlers:

Um,,, o.k. Ban!

smaddy
09-08-2014, 10:18 AM
just checking to see if my signature is working correctly. Deleting this asap so if you see this you shouldn't see this.............

smaddy
09-08-2014, 10:31 AM
Being pregnant I get asked constantly if I "have milk".

The stupidity of these men just blows my mind. I'm always trying to educate them on the female body by letting them know that milk comes in AFTER the baby is born. Do tits leak during pregnancy? Yes. They leak. It's not milk. Can you have milk while pregnant? Yes, if you were lactating when you got pregnant and kept your milk supply going, then yes.

Otherwise, lactation occurs after the baby is born. Period. Yet so many men try to tell me otherwise. Tonight one guy says, while trying to argue this with me:

"Just FYI women can lactate even when they are not pregnant."

NO SHIT. REALLY? Women lactate when they are NOT PREGNANT ANYMORE. Otherwise, who would they be lactating for? How would they keep their milk supply if there is no baby to replenish it?

Do they not teach this shit in like.... I don't know, sex ed class? Health class? Life? Blows my mind.

I think the thing that bothers me the most about being a webcam performer is how clueless and uneducated many of the guys are. I have this personality flaw where if someone says something that isn't correct I research the crap out of it and give them all the facts. So usually about an hour out of workday on cam is me explaining the female anatomy to a clueless guy with scientific research and diagrams lol.

One guy, he came into my room and told me he just had a girl cum 10 times in an exclusive. I told him she most likely didn't and I explained the female anatomy. He then told me that he could probably make me cum even more and I told him that I cannot cum vaginally. It's just not going to happen, and he goes "Yeah I know a lot of girls like that" and it seemed like he understood but in the exclusive he kept yell-typing "CUMMM CUMMM NOW!" every minute. He was just not understanding that it takes time to have an orgasm. So I just faked everything (I came 18 times lol). The whole time I'm thinking "I just explained everything to this guy why is it that the moment I whip out my vag he forgot everything I just told him.

But about the lactation thing... It's really really hard to keep your supply up while pregnant. I nursed through my whole pregnancy but it was not breast milk it was colostrum. That started about 4 months into my pregnancy. I can only imagine me explaining that to a guy on cam and then during a session he be like "WTF thats not milk" and leave and leave a bad rating lol.

SweetJulia
09-08-2014, 12:30 PM
^^^^Oh, when I was 19, I got a tattoo on my boob that said Got Milk? cuz I thought it was funny as fuck. A few thousand morons asking me if I lactate on cam later, I got it covered up. Seriously, if one more asked, I would have snapped.

Sunnylexie
09-08-2014, 05:22 PM
I think the thing that bothers me the most about being a webcam performer is how clueless and uneducated many of the guys are. I have this personality flaw where if someone says something that isn't correct I research the crap out of it and give them all the facts. So usually about an hour out of workday on cam is me explaining the female anatomy to a clueless guy with scientific research and diagrams lol.

One guy, he came into my room and told me he just had a girl cum 10 times in an exclusive. I told him she most likely didn't and I explained the female anatomy. He then told me that he could probably make me cum even more and I told him that I cannot cum vaginally. It's just not going to happen, and he goes "Yeah I know a lot of girls like that" and it seemed like he understood but in the exclusive he kept yell-typing "CUMMM CUMMM NOW!" every minute. He was just not understanding that it takes time to have an orgasm. So I just faked everything (I came 18 times lol). The whole time I'm thinking "I just explained everything to this guy why is it that the moment I whip out my vag he forgot everything I just told him.

But about the lactation thing... It's really really hard to keep your supply up while pregnant. I nursed through my whole pregnancy but it was not breast milk it was colostrum. That started about 4 months into my pregnancy. I can only imagine me explaining that to a guy on cam and then during a session he be like "WTF thats not milk" and leave and leave a bad rating lol.

This))) I also love how they try using porn as an evidence. FFS, dude, it's a MOVIE, are you 7 years old or what? Good luck getting your superpowers through a spider bite.

BTW - you can congratulate me on getting 2 stars for telling someone one doesn't just put things in their ass and then into their mouth without thorough preparation. So, ladies - ATM has officially become a must-have service on SM, and you can use no lame excuses about its dangers to cover up your lack of professionalism)))).

SophieL
09-08-2014, 06:08 PM
A glitch on SM early this am and I thought I was in Excl (got the box, got one ding)... but no that customer had logged off.... I was in free chat. One regular "room sitter" who tipped or bought a show or two early on was in there and saw it. So he stayed the whole hour in my room begging for a nip slip... saying he would buy a show in 2 days if I would just do that. Told him no. Then he proceeded to say he could do a Skype show with me. I told him that violated TOS to which he immediately typed in free chat his email address and said I could msg him.. umm no another violation of TOS Here. So he told me I could just copy it for later... I ended show then and reported him to SM and told them about the glitch.

SimoneGray
09-08-2014, 06:17 PM
Dude in free on SM: "will you show me and everyone else here how you shit?"

Instaban! SM did my head in today.

Issabelle
09-08-2014, 08:14 PM
This guy was a gem.

DrunkGuyWhoLovesCapitalLetters:
[in free chat]
"HAPPY MONDAY
IS CUTE
IS VODKA
ASWWET
IS A SUNDAY?
CHEERS"
[goes premium]
"CHEERS
PEE
OIL
ANAL
CHEERS
DANCE
FASHION SHOW
WOW
WE DO LATER
SWEER
SWEET
WOW
HAVE VODKA
WE CHEERS
SAD
BEER?
I WAIT
COOL
LOVE
YES BB
YOU LIKE COCK?
SWEET
YES
LOL
WHERE FROM?
OK
SWEET
AND WHAT EKSE HAVE
WOW
YOU SO FUCKING SEXY
I LOVE THAT TOO
SWEET
CHEERS
SHOW ME PUSSY
I LOVE BODY
ASS IS ERFET
EYES
OMG
WHAT DO IN REAL
DANCE
MODEL
SHOW NIPPLES
PIERCE
SO WHORE IN REAL
SWEET"
*logs off*

Notes: When he asked for beer or vodka, I just went and got water in a glass for 'shots' and he didn't notice. He also sent a C2C request like 12 times, which I won't use in premium. I couldn't stop laughing for the world when I didn't reject a request fast enough and got to see his alcohol-limp dick.

Procrasturbator
09-08-2014, 10:59 PM
elevator1234: wow youre hot



elevator1234: not worth $8 though im sorry
thats just crazy price
for anyone
no offence
no you take advantage or horny rich guys
thats all
regular guys like me can't afford high comodity girls like you :-D
rich fat guys
actually
hmm
ok
i guess rich guys could be good looking
whats the most you made in one night?
i bet a ton

I hate these guys. No, rich guys are not the only ones who spend a lot of money on camgirls. The people who spend a lot on camgirls are the ones who prioritize spending a lot of money on camgirls. Some of my best spenders include a Marine, a bartender, and a part time IT guy/student. They're regular guys who spend a lot of money when they can because they think the experience is worth it, not guys who blow all their money on weed and going out then come home alone and think "I wonder what this girl will do for $5." ::)

Vlodina
09-09-2014, 06:57 AM
"you're from Scotland? say Scottish things!"

bootiebabe
09-09-2014, 07:54 AM
"you're from Scotland? say Scottish things!"

lol what was your reply - aye? x

Vlodina
09-09-2014, 08:02 AM
Nope, I started going on about hunting three legged haggises in the highlands. ;)

Tigrillo
09-09-2014, 08:09 AM
"you're from Scotland? say Scottish things!"

Mai hooovercraft's ful of eeeeylssss!
(sorry couldn't help it)

SoloDesire
09-09-2014, 08:09 AM
Nope, I started going on about hunting three legged haggises in the highlands. ;)

Lol, I love you.

SophieL
09-09-2014, 10:08 AM
l3: hye my favorite bitch
withthe bass voice

ME: Interesting...(he has never had a paid show or tipped)

l3: )
i feel my cock turning on here

ME: very good.

ME: Private is top nudity, titty fucks, blow jobs. Excl is full nudity/ roleplay/ fetish

l3: i ll stay a little to play with you alexa baby
touch your tits for me baby
if you wanna help

ME: 5 gold tip for that :-)

l3: i d love to feel them around my cock here

l3: ok then just send a kiss for my cock babe
kiss it on the top

l3: ok then just stand up so i can see your sexy ass baby\
i d love to fuck it

Me: 5 gold for that. No free requests here dear

l3: so hard and so deep babe

Me: Please click into paid show to continue that conversation

l3: shut up and do what i say if you dont want to hit you

Needless to say he was Blocked.

SweetJulia
09-09-2014, 12:12 PM
^^^Here's hoping he was stupid enough to "hit" you and break his screen, so you at least get a break.

SophieL
09-09-2014, 03:52 PM
^^^Here's hoping he was stupid enough to "hit" you and break his screen, so you at least get a break.

I certainly hope so. I reported him too.

EllieGold
09-09-2014, 03:57 PM
Oh I promise you bb if you show me your milk we will go pvt! I promise, promise, PROMISE! Why won't you believe me BB? Oh BB You can trust me! You can trust meeeeee!!!!!!

justanothercamgirl
09-09-2014, 09:37 PM
Nope, I started going on about hunting three legged haggises in the highlands. ;)

Complete off-topic side story, when I went to Scotland and the male waiter in a restaurant started talking to me about 'neeps and tatties'....I wasn't sure at first if he was hitting on me or not! (*laughs*)

Sunnylexie
09-10-2014, 12:26 AM
man: Hi, your very beautifull but you where to much close in the advertisement

Which can be translated as "I want you to know I'm butthurt because of being totally unable to get off on your profile picture".

pippapippa
09-10-2014, 01:09 AM
hey sexy great mouth
does it take penis and vagina?
does that mouth lick vagina and suck penis?


Can you imagine dirty talk with this guy? -_-

SimoneGray
09-10-2014, 01:48 AM
^^ I facepalmed so hard at this. Wow.

Had this gem:

*dude goes straight into exclusive without prior chatting so I'm thinking, yay, finally a serious man*

Dude: Hey bb, can you do something for me?

Me: what would you like?

Dude: Fuck yourself

Me: Sure. *I hold up my toys so he can choose one*

Dude: I had something else in mind.

Me: what?

Dude: Can you fuck yourself with a knife? I know you bitches love emo cutting shit and I like seeing girls bleed.

Me: That's sick. Go on a site where you can get period play.

Dude: Ok, ok, you're a weak one, I'll be gentle. A bottle?

Me: Hell no. Now either you let me do my thing with something normal or this is over

Dude: But bb, you must work for your money, make that cunt hurt. If i was there I would tie you down and no matter how hard you screamed or cried, or begged, I'd tear you to shreds and make you earn your money. I hate you lazy cam whores. how do you think top girls make it? THEY GRANT REQUESTS. Clearly you're average, that's why I have never heard of you.

Me: Fuck off. Seriously.

Dude: Come on...I know you have a violent rape fantasy. You do this cos you have daddy issues and all you want is some man to put you in your place.

I banned and reported him after this comment. Thank goodness this was an exclusive chat though, that's the only reason why I humored him. To be honest, it felt great that while he was going on about me earning my money I was getting it anyway. It sickens me that there are people like this out there and that most likely some poor woman will come into real sexual contact with this guy :( :(

pippapippa
09-10-2014, 03:37 AM
Could we go private to discuss an exclusive fetish session?

lololol
Oh, you mean you want to go private to talk about what you would like to do in an exclusive session so you can get off for cheaper?

Sunnylexie
09-10-2014, 03:52 AM
Isitsntfetish: Why all models only do CEI in exclusive?
It's me who does all the hard work?

pippapippa
09-10-2014, 04:12 AM
Isitsntfetish: Why all models only do CEI in exclusive?
It's me who does all the hard work?

It's not like they ever ACTUALLY eat their own cum, anyway. Or is it just me that gets guys who either fake eating it or sign off the second they cum into their hand? lol

Sunnylexie
09-10-2014, 10:32 PM
Another spelling variation of "in particular" - "in piticular".

farrah_tinytot
09-10-2014, 10:39 PM
^^ I facepalmed so hard at this. Wow.

Had this gem:

*dude goes straight into exclusive without prior chatting so I'm thinking, yay, finally a serious man*

Dude: Hey bb, can you do something for me?

Me: what would you like?

Dude: Fuck yourself

Me: Sure. *I hold up my toys so he can choose one*

Dude: I had something else in mind.

Me: what?

Dude: Can you fuck yourself with a knife? I know you bitches love emo cutting shit and I like seeing girls bleed.

Me: That's sick. Go on a site where you can get period play.

Dude: Ok, ok, you're a weak one, I'll be gentle. A bottle?

Me: Hell no. Now either you let me do my thing with something normal or this is over

Dude: But bb, you must work for your money, make that cunt hurt. If i was there I would tie you down and no matter how hard you screamed or cried, or begged, I'd tear you to shreds and make you earn your money. I hate you lazy cam whores. how do you think top girls make it? THEY GRANT REQUESTS. Clearly you're average, that's why I have never heard of you.

Me: Fuck off. Seriously.

Dude: Come on...I know you have a violent rape fantasy. You do this cos you have daddy issues and all you want is some man to put you in your place.

I banned and reported him after this comment. Thank goodness this was an exclusive chat though, that's the only reason why I humored him. To be honest, it felt great that while he was going on about me earning my money I was getting it anyway. It sickens me that there are people like this out there and that most likely some poor woman will come into real sexual contact with this guy :( :(

Just remember that in real life, he's probably barely 18 and shops at hot topic OR some fat video gamer who lives in his parents basement.

That's what I like to tell myself anyway, when guys talk like horny, blood thirsty psychos over the internet and would probably never even make eye contact with a woman in person.

He is literally getting off at the idea of scaring/upsetting you. It's stomach churning.

LaylaLovely
09-11-2014, 10:19 AM
heard this today while a slow shift.....


Belial LJ : hey hottie where from?
Layla Lovely : usa
Belial LJ : i see
Belial LJ : pretty fucked up people over there
Belial LJ : just saying...
guest5 : if u show me ur pussylips for a sec than
Belial LJ : im from another country of messed up ppl
Belial LJ : lol
Layla Lovely : haha ok fair then
Belial LJ : u have the nicest smile ive seen in a loong time
Belial LJ : dont thank me for that
Layla Lovely : :P
Belial LJ : :)
guest5 : say can u show me
Belial LJ : id love to see you doing pretty things to yourself but i must decline :(
Belial LJ : not a fan of spending credits lol
Belial LJ : and thats the idea right?
guest05 : hola sweety




felt like saying welll then what do you do... ????

CurvyWinona
09-11-2014, 11:54 AM
So dead on SM, I checked the non credit free chat room for first time in long time..

nucleotide123: listen I have no money! I know it is your job and do not want to disturb. Can I see a tit please? Only once and walk away
^;^
pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
yes or not
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
write me






I am so grateful that SM had a sense to allow us to keep that chat room to minimized.




edited:

hairyguy17: what to but this site doesn't accept my credit card of the company which I own



Then I used saved message to him like 50 times, to get a credit card. LOL

SweetLilyRaven
09-11-2014, 01:05 PM
Had to both chuckle and swear at this guy who popped into my Skype for an indy show from CMD…I LOATHE men who try to use a military uniform to score freebies…the fact that he was doing something highly illegal is what made me laugh. (P.S. From the odd English vernacular, I also think he's not a native speaker.)

[9/11/14 3:36:09 PM] Trista: Hello
[9/11/14 3:36:37 PM] Gen William Brown: How are you ?
[9/11/14 3:43:20 PM] Trista: I'm doing well. How are you today?
[9/11/14 3:43:39 PM] Gen William Brown: Am fine thanks
[9/11/14 3:43:56 PM] Gen William Brown: What is your name,And where are you from?
[9/11/14 3:44:14 PM] Trista: My name is Lily. I'm from New England.
[9/11/14 3:44:16 PM] Trista: You?
[9/11/14 3:46:15 PM] Gen William Brown: Nice meeting you
[9/11/14 3:46:56 PM] Gen William Brown: I 'm General William Brown From United State, New York
[9/11/14 3:47:00 PM] Gen William Brown:
I'm presently here in Syria for peace keeping mission
[9/11/14 3:47:12 PM] Trista: Nice to meet you
[9/11/14 3:47:26 PM] Trista: What kind of show are you interested in today?
[9/11/14 3:48:00 PM] Gen William Brown: Nothing
[9/11/14 3:48:13 PM] Gen William Brown: Can you add me pls
[9/11/14 3:48:32 PM] Trista: I'm sorry. I don't add anyone until I have confirmation of a paid show.
[9/11/14 3:49:03 PM] Gen William Brown: Oh really
[9/11/14 3:49:23 PM] Trista: Once you've paid for a show, I'd be happy to accept your request.
[9/11/14 3:57:30 PM] Trista: Also, just a heads up…impersonating a military officer is a federal offense.
[9/11/14 3:57:37 PM] Trista: You might want to stop doing it.

JuliaX
09-11-2014, 01:47 PM
I had around 200 NATO/US/UK generals/colonels :-)... blocked. They are not really looking for freebies but they belong to a group of romance scammers from Ghana/Nigeria and they want your money. Make sure you block and report them. A clear indication is when they tell you their geographical location (like I am on a peacekeeping mission in xxx country), because officers are not allowed to give out their location.

One more remark, profiles with texts like... I am a god fearing man, In god we trust and single fathers looking for a marriage belong to this scammer group too. They have rather attractive profile pics and you can usually find them on google (look up romance scammers pics). Block and report, otherwise they are going to contact you with thousands of profiles. I guess they get our addies from indy listing sites :-(.


Had to both chuckle and swear at this guy who popped into my Skype for an indy show from CMD…I LOATHE men who try to use a military uniform to score freebies…the fact that he was doing something highly illegal is what made me laugh. (P.S. From the odd English vernacular, I also think he's not a native speaker.)

[9/11/14 3:36:09 PM] Trista: Hello
[9/11/14 3:36:37 PM] Gen William Brown: How are you ?
[9/11/14 3:43:20 PM] Trista: I'm doing well. How are you today?
[9/11/14 3:43:39 PM] Gen William Brown: Am fine thanks
[9/11/14 3:43:56 PM] Gen William Brown: What is your name,And where are you from?
[9/11/14 3:44:14 PM] Trista: My name is Lily. I'm from New England.
[9/11/14 3:44:16 PM] Trista: You?
[9/11/14 3:46:15 PM] Gen William Brown: Nice meeting you
[9/11/14 3:46:56 PM] Gen William Brown: I 'm General William Brown From United State, New York
[9/11/14 3:47:00 PM] Gen William Brown:
I'm presently here in Syria for peace keeping mission
[9/11/14 3:47:12 PM] Trista: Nice to meet you
[9/11/14 3:47:26 PM] Trista: What kind of show are you interested in today?
[9/11/14 3:48:00 PM] Gen William Brown: Nothing
[9/11/14 3:48:13 PM] Gen William Brown: Can you add me pls
[9/11/14 3:48:32 PM] Trista: I'm sorry. I don't add anyone until I have confirmation of a paid show.
[9/11/14 3:49:03 PM] Gen William Brown: Oh really
[9/11/14 3:49:23 PM] Trista: Once you've paid for a show, I'd be happy to accept your request.
[9/11/14 3:57:30 PM] Trista: Also, just a heads up…impersonating a military officer is a federal offense.
[9/11/14 3:57:37 PM] Trista: You might want to stop doing it.