View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
Vlodina
09-20-2014, 07:29 AM
Thank fuck for this thread. :-D I need the humour at the moment. And I've just logged on to cam. xxx
justanothercamgirl
09-20-2014, 07:34 AM
iaminchargeofyourworth: I'd love to go pvt but $15/ min is a ridiculous rate. I don't see any other women who charge more than half that. Just FYI
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I love how assholes will sit in my room for hours and then that is the last thing they say to me before they leave.
Why would I charge that price if I couldn't get it, duh! ;)
SarahTime
09-20-2014, 02:03 PM
Why do guys always ask me "who's the dad" or "where's the dad"??? How am I even suppose to answer that? Do you want to know his name? Do you want to know where he lives? What do you want from me??????
"His name is [insert name here] and he is currently [insert location here]."
Really, why does it matter? It's such a weird question.
Also... this guy last night says:
Dumbass: "who's paying for this baby?"
Me: "you are"
Dumbass: "yah that's what I figured white trash welfare bitch"
Me: ban
Seriously, he completely missed the point.... I did not mean "you are" as in, you a taxpayer...I meant YOU ARE as in PAY THE FUCK UP FOR THIS GOLD SHOW OR GO THE FUCK AWAY.
JGB2009
09-20-2014, 07:23 PM
Why do guys always ask me "who's the dad" or "where's the dad"??? How am I even suppose to answer that? Do you want to know his name? Do you want to know where he lives? What do you want from me??????
"His name is [insert name here] and he is currently [insert location here]."
Really, why does it matter? It's such a weird question.
Also... this guy last night says:
Dumbass: "who's paying for this baby?"
Me: "you are"
Dumbass: "yah that's what I figured white trash welfare bitch"
Me: ban
Seriously, he completely missed the point.... I did not mean "you are" as in, you a taxpayer...I meant YOU ARE as in PAY THE FUCK UP FOR THIS GOLD SHOW OR GO THE FUCK AWAY.
I remember all of these questions when I was pregnant and camming. Another nosey question I can remember is what race is the father. They seem to get more nosey than normal when you are pregnant, at least that's the way it felt for me.
SarahTime
09-20-2014, 08:32 PM
I remember all of these questions when I was pregnant and camming. Another nosey question I can remember is what race is the father. They seem to get more nosey than normal when you are pregnant, at least that's the way it felt for me.
Oh yah, I get that one too, A LOT!
Sunnylexie
09-20-2014, 10:21 PM
Why do guys always ask me "who's the dad" or "where's the dad"??? How am I even suppose to answer that? Do you want to know his name? Do you want to know where he lives? What do you want from me??????
"His name is [insert name here] and he is currently [insert location here]."
Really, why does it matter? It's such a weird question.
Also... this guy last night says:
Dumbass: "who's paying for this baby?"
Me: "you are"
Dumbass: "yah that's what I figured white trash welfare bitch"
Me: ban
Seriously, he completely missed the point.... I did not mean "you are" as in, you a taxpayer...I meant YOU ARE as in PAY THE FUCK UP FOR THIS GOLD SHOW OR GO THE FUCK AWAY.
I think they ask because they expect an answer like "The father's not here, he knocked me up and ran away" or "Oh I can't be sure it was a gangbang" or "I don't remember I was so drunk/high" or "He was black" to "What race is the father?" when you are white, so their woman-hating racist ass can get off on telling you what an unworthy piece of trash you are and feeling superior. From what I got to see, most men view pregnant sex-workers as unhappy single moms who are reaping the consequences of their evil lives, probably drinking and doing drugs (because no whore in her sane mind would get pregnant, right?) and "dragging their children into sex trade before they are even born" (an actual quote from some self-professed "feminist" in a fellow studio model's chat). So IMO it is not even the belly or the tits or the milk that makes it a fetish but rather the pregnant woman being an extreme taboo (so having sex for money when pregnant is viewed as extremely degrading). Hence the stupid questions about the father and the moral side - those are actually attempts for "knocked up whore"/degradation/humiliation fetish talk. Even if the father is there and you are doing a couple show with him, they will not believe you as it's not what they want to hear. This is the reason why I doubt about camming pregnant - I think getting that much verbal abuse without compensation would be too stressful.
MissQuirk
09-21-2014, 04:04 AM
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CurvyWinona
09-21-2014, 08:01 AM
Pre-game freeloaders are the worst.... too much within an hour. I have a big patience, but today? meh.
ptommikommi: fuck you
me: fuck you too :-)
ptommikommi: love your chest
me: aw thank you
me: 5 gold for flash :-)
ptommikommi: show me your chest now
me: show me your 5 gold now
ptommikommi: after showing your chest Bitch
me: after showing your gold asshole :-)
ptommikommi: Bitch
ptommikommi: Bitch
ptommikommi: Bitch
me: haha you need to go back to your momma
ptommikommi: i want to sleep over you
ptommikommi has been blocked.
Silva217: im waiting honey
me: im waiting for gold or pvt
gus012345678: good how bout you scoot up I can't see
me: how bout you gold up
gtkode6: can I see your boobs
me: yes 5 gold hun
gtkode6: can I see one time for free babe
gtkode6: come on I gotta kno what I'm paying for
me: read my profile (it says beggars are no no)
audritwo
09-21-2014, 09:48 AM
Why do guys always ask me "who's the dad" or "where's the dad"??? How am I even suppose to answer that? Do you want to know his name? Do you want to know where he lives? What do you want from me??????
"His name is [insert name here] and he is currently [insert location here]."
Really, why does it matter? It's such a weird question.
I was lurking in your cam room the other day this week, and yeah I saw like 3 different people ask that question within 5 minutes. I wanted to log in and say "The guy that was lucky enough to have sex with her, you fucking douchebags. None of your business. If you are interested in knowing about who is and isn't a baby daddy, turn on Maury." But I decided not to because you handled them nicely, not even acknowledging their stupid questions. :D <3
DancesWithSloths
09-21-2014, 05:18 PM
*****gross warning*****
Prince Charming: Hi, vomit on tits?
What's the betting some other girl had told him off for making requests without even saying hi, so now he's all manners.
audritwo
09-21-2014, 06:17 PM
*****gross warning*****
Prince Charming: Hi, vomit on tits?
What's the betting some other girl had told him off for making requests without even saying hi, so now he's all manners.
Probably me, I've been on a mission to make these chumps into gentlemen. Sorry :D
CurvyWinona
09-22-2014, 04:59 AM
street5life9: hi there
street5life9: hi nice tits, can i see more
me: yeah 5 gold for flash :-)
street5life9: how bout yew finger yourself and ill give yew 15 gold
me: in private only
street5life9: how bout a sexy dance
me: if you tip
street5life9: ill give yew a my big tip
me: lol u tip FIRST. that is how street life works.
street5life9: cmon bb
me: smart street guys read profiles
Its like... you can't sample free drugs on the street.. You gotta pay up!
Snowy0Star
09-22-2014, 05:17 AM
^ lol @ "big tip"
Missbeth
09-22-2014, 05:24 AM
street5life9: hi there
street5life9: hi nice tits, can i see more
me: yeah 5 gold for flash :-)
street5life9: how bout yew finger yourself and ill give yew 15 gold
me: in private only
street5life9: how bout a sexy dance
me: if you tip
street5life9: ill give yew a my big tip
me: lol u tip FIRST. that is how street life works.
street5life9: cmon bb
me: smart street guys read profiles
Its like... you can't sample free drugs on the street.. You gotta pay up!
Hate to tell you but the first time is always free for drugs :P They know you'll get hooked and be back.....Thinking about it too bad the same doesn't apply to camming, you give something for free on cam and they jet out so fast like staying in the chat room will make their computer blow up or something
TattooedBBW
09-22-2014, 06:48 AM
Hate to tell you but the first time is always free for drugs :P They know you'll get hooked and be back.....Thinking about it too bad the same doesn't apply to camming, you give something for free on cam and they jet out so fast like staying in the chat room will make their computer blow up or something
I've never once gotten free drugs for saying it's my first time. Not all drugs "hook" you, so you must know some pretty generous drug dealers. I'm clean now but I was once addicted to opiates and I never once got even a $5 discount !
SoloDesire
09-22-2014, 08:32 AM
Stupidshithead: youre boring
Oh yes, let me get up and perform a full show for you in free chat for free so that I won't be boring for you and you'll give me all of the money you don't have!!!!
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pippapippa
09-22-2014, 08:51 AM
finish this sentence for me: i think that small cocks are
...something I talk about only in exclusive
justanothercamgirl
09-22-2014, 12:36 PM
crybaby: if i cum on your tits (all over my screen) do you wanna see th evid?
JAC: I ignore all requests in free chat....but I'd love to show you everything that I've got in private.
crybaby: what a dumb bitch you are
crybaby has been banned
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I am a smart enough bitch to silent ban your useless ass. ;)
audritwo
09-22-2014, 12:51 PM
I'm constantly reminded that I have small breasts. I know this, I buy a cup bras for that reason. So I've been fucking with people because I'm sick of it.
"What size are you tits? They look small."
"They are Ks"
"My moobs are bigger than yours lol!"
'How's life in your parents' basement?'
"Why don't you get implants?"
"Tip me $4,000 gold please."
"Mmmmm handful!"
"All boobs are handfuls!"
"lol your tits are small"
"I'm sorry what's the punchline?"
SimoneGray
09-22-2014, 04:28 PM
Had this today:
Lovestruck: you can call me?
Me: Only in exclusive, and you can call me
Lovestruck: I love you. you can give your number?
Me: Only in exclusive, and you can call me.
Lovestruck: you broken? you say same thing twice. me and my cock fix you. i love you.
hahahahaha what!? Me and my cock fix you!? Imagine.
SophieL
09-22-2014, 09:54 PM
Oh darn... I didn't squirt fast enough on my first show of the night. The guy demanded it within the first 2 minutes of show and I did not deliver. He left saying "he had lost it already".. :( guess I have to play with myself more off cam to stay squirt ready.
SophieL
09-22-2014, 10:36 PM
rocky: HOW MANNY TYMS U CAN SQUIRT..?? IN A SHPOW..??
SHOE
SHOW
??
Me: varies..
rocky: BUT STILL
UR LIMIT MAX
SAY FOR 15-30 MINS A BLOCK SESSION
IF I TAKE U
I KNOW BUT STILL
5 TYMS OR MORE LESS
JUST AN EXAMPLE
MAY BE ONCE DEPENDS ON UR PARTNER .. USUALLY I BELIEVE IN MAKIN LOVE NOT SEX AS SEX
I TAKE SEX AS MAKING LOVE..
N 15 MINS IS JUST A MOOD STARTER
MY SESSION GOES AROUND 2-3 HOURS
SAY I COME 2-3 TYMS
BUT MAKE D LADY SQUIRTS N COME COUNTLESSLY]
PLS STAND N SHOW URSELF..??..
Me: So you are wanting to stay in a session for 2-3 hours?
Please tip 5 gold for that request.
rocky: NO I MEANS MY MAKING LOVE WID OTHER LADY GOES FOR 2-3 HOURS
rocky has logged off
funismymiddlename
09-23-2014, 12:09 AM
so one of my regs is a stupid cunt he asked me on a date a few times like he was joking but i think he was serious he lives near me anyway I'm glad I never entertained it. tonight he started asking for advice about a girl he thinks he's in love with wtf. lol she's playing games with him and he wants to chase her. I should have given him bad advice just to stick it to him for trying to use me. Next time he gets online I'm gonna give him the worst advice I can possible think of I hope she turns his heart into ashes.
I hate how guys always go for fucked up mind playing sneaky hoes but don't know how to treat good girls.
pippapippa
09-23-2014, 04:49 AM
<3
have u ever taken a load in the ass bb?
ok, fuck u then
so many emotions, so little time
me: well, if no one's going to tip or go to private, I might not be on much longer, because this is kind of wasting my time
him: you never did something for beneficence?
LOL. My charity, my kindness... yep, that's why I'm a camgirl.
Giving out boners for free since 2013. I'm practically a nonprofit.
audritwo
09-23-2014, 07:36 AM
so one of my regs is a stupid cunt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLkKmKWwUIs
funismymiddlename
09-23-2014, 08:25 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLkKmKWwUIs
I use the word dick equally I don't see anything wrong with calling someone a pussy cunt or dick it's all equal to me. I guess I'm degrading both men and women. Vaginas aren't bad penis isn't either. Just bc I use those words it doesn't mean I hate women or men or dicks or pussies etc. If I call someone an ass am I being derogatory too? I hate glutes (sarcasm I love a nice ass) If I called someone a dick or an ass would you post a video about how that's rude too? I'm all for women's rights but I don't think calling someone a cunt is setting us back.
justanothercamgirl
09-23-2014, 09:34 AM
I use the word dick equally I don't see anything wrong with calling someone a pussy cunt or dick it's all equal to me. I guess I'm degrading both men and women. Vaginas aren't bad penis isn't either. Just bc I use those words it doesn't mean I hate women or men or dicks or pussies etc. If I call someone an ass am I being derogatory too? I hate glutes (sarcasm I love a nice ass) If I called someone a dick or an ass would you post a video about how that's rude too? I'm all for women's rights but I don't think calling someone a cunt is setting us back.
I use the word cunt on a regular basis too. I love combining it in words like 'cunt-a-licious' and 'cunt-a-rama'.
For me personally, having a word that guys aren't 'supposed to say' is just asking for trouble. Guys call me a cunt all the time to try and get a reaction from me. They love that word because they know they aren't supposed to say it and they love they can instantly 'hurt' a girl by saying it. That is the trouble with having off-limit words. You've now given your power away to someone else by having them.
Whoregeous
09-23-2014, 01:45 PM
I consign this post. I love my pink creamy cunt ;D
I use the word cunt on a regular basis too. I love combining it in words like 'cunt-a-licious' and 'cunt-a-rama'.
For me personally, having a word that guys aren't 'supposed to say' is just asking for trouble. Guys call me a cunt all the time to try and get a reaction from me. They love that word because they know they aren't supposed to say it and they love they can instantly 'hurt' a girl by saying it. That is the trouble with having off-limit words. You've now given your power away to someone else by having them.
Sunnylexie
09-23-2014, 08:00 PM
Not sure if he was really good at trolling or just a good ol' racist, but here it is:
Dude: You are a very attractive Asian woman. I like that.
I fought in the Vietnam war and learned to like Asian women. I may be 67 but women think I am 50. I am a tender and passionate man who needs to connect with a woman emotionally as well as physically. And by the way, you type VERY well.
What seemed offensive to me:
1) People usually DO know what race they are and you don't really need to mention it when talking to them or otherwise point it out like it makes them different.
2) Learn to like? Like with unpleasant foods, right?
3) And thank you for complimenting me on typing like a normal person in spite of whatever handicap you attribute to me. How can typing even be "VERY good"?
MissAdriana
09-24-2014, 09:37 AM
Skunky209: well hello there you GORGEOUS BEAUTIFUL GIRL
Skunky209: im actually having a very funny but VERY STINKY/SMELLY day lol and you'll probably laugh at why lol
Skunky209: well lets put it this way have you ever been sprayed by a real live skunk before or know anyone else who has lol
Skunky209: well believe it or not i just did earlier this morning lol no joke lol
Skunky209: and i got sprayed right direclty in the face to lol
Skunky209: i didn't know it was there and i was on my morning jog so by the time i did see it i stepped on its tail and i'm sitting in the tub trying to pass the time lol
what a fuckin loser
SimoneGray
09-24-2014, 05:13 PM
Had this today. Dude said show nipple bb and I said no, turns out he actually took me pvt.
Nipplelover: i wanna see u fuck that pusys
big dildo
told u if i win
u gotta do soimething crazy
a bottle
ok
well u gotta take it all
bc i won
closer
in bb
i want u in pain
in
fuck it baby
harder
hader
yes
.....he typed all that and I didnt type or say a word in pvt. Its like he was having a convo with himself or something.
On a side note, I HATE guys that say "I want you in pain" or variations thereof...abusive losers.
VictoriaChaos
09-24-2014, 08:46 PM
It's slow, i'm in a smart ass kind of mood.
I can tell immediately this guy has no intention of spending.
Mr.Annoying: holy damn your're gorgeous
lol
like the neclace too ;-)
n them glasses....n that lip n everythin else lol
hahaha sorry
lol you got them moves too...sweet mama help me haha
I SEEN EM!
lol
ok ha but u had somethin
Me: No, actually i'm pretty bad at dancing.
I'll bet you have rythem where it's needed tho
Me: Sex and dancing are two completely different things
Mr.Annoying: hahaha ok
rhythem tho
;-)
true but dancing can be overrated....you're fine w/o dancin
ok...well, you're too cute to not take out on the town or something n that'll not likely happen...n it's creepy me just sittn here. :/ Y
your beautiful n hope that made u smile...ttyl love
"dear"
hahaha
I'd say hi if I saw u @ the mall...but this ain't the mall. :/ take care mama
Not even twenty seconds later, he comes back
Mr. Annoying: lol I'm back...
see what happened
Me: What do you mean what happened? You left than you came back
Mr. Annoying: couldn't stay away
that smile smh
got me grinnin from ATL\
So what turns you on?
Me: Read my profile.
Mr. Annoying: hahahaha ok ok ok ok ok
u told me
I'm so submissive to a beautiful woman
you'd OWN me
Me: I don't want to own anybody.
Mr. Annoying:YOUR PROFILE!!!!!
lol
nm sorry
change your profile then cause that's apparently what turns u on...
lol
lol
lol
I'm not submissive haha
omg
hard to come back from this one
Me: Come back from what? I think you're taking this conversation way too seriously.
Mr. Annoying: you said to read your profile...I did...then you turned it on me
it's cool
Me: Dude, calm down. Relax. Jesus.
Mr. Annoying: lol alright damn
really tho..t.hese dude tho right
yupp me too...I'm just bored
get that show tho!
sorry ...omg
hey..you caught my attention w/that look
I do it cause it's fun
come on
I was just askin what turned u on
damn
whatever tho..hope your night turns out better. Naw cause that's why you started gettn dumb w/me
Everyone is stupid tonight, UGH
TheBrownFox
09-25-2014, 06:45 AM
rocky: HOW MANNY TYMS U CAN SQUIRT..?? IN A SHPOW..??
SHOE
SHOW
??
Me: varies..
rocky: BUT STILL
UR LIMIT MAX
SAY FOR 15-30 MINS A BLOCK SESSION
IF I TAKE U
I KNOW BUT STILL
5 TYMS OR MORE LESS
JUST AN EXAMPLE
MAY BE ONCE DEPENDS ON UR PARTNER .. USUALLY I BELIEVE IN MAKIN LOVE NOT SEX AS SEX
I TAKE SEX AS MAKING LOVE..
N 15 MINS IS JUST A MOOD STARTER
MY SESSION GOES AROUND 2-3 HOURS
SAY I COME 2-3 TYMS
BUT MAKE D LADY SQUIRTS N COME COUNTLESSLY]
PLS STAND N SHOW URSELF..??..
Me: So you are wanting to stay in a session for 2-3 hours?
Please tip 5 gold for that request.
rocky: NO I MEANS MY MAKING LOVE WID OTHER LADY GOES FOR 2-3 HOURS
rocky has logged off
Holy CAPS LOCK, Batman!
SoloDesire
09-25-2014, 09:22 AM
This was on KL. Losers, losers everywhere!!
Australianguy: hi [x]
Me: Hello, hru?
Australianguy: good. you? [x]
Me: I'm great, thanks!
Australianguy: just asking but do you do findom? [x]
Me: Oh yes! I'd be glad to take your money.
Australianguy: like draining a guys bank account [x]
Australianguy: ? [x]
Me: Sure, I can take it all.
Australianguy: more interested in just you know humiliation more than findom [x]
Me: Oh of course...because you don't really want to give me all of your money! So I guess you're not really into findom after all.
Australianguy: guys got to eat [x]
Me: So do I. And YOU came to ME for a service you fucking loser. There's your humiliation...on me.
Austrailianguy has left the room
Just not in the mood for head games today.
CurvyWinona
09-27-2014, 05:44 AM
mrhandsome: hey i like ur freckles grr
me: aww how are you hun?
mrhandsome: btw can u upload a pic of ur booty? im ok getting myself warm
me: why u want see pic of my booty if u can see my booty LIVE?
mrhandsome: cus i want to see a pic first to get hard and in the mood b4
me: so u can see it for free?
mrhandsome: well others have pictures of it
so?
me: some do not , so?
mrhandsome: and its the wrong place to try play special
ur just one of all here
me: aww butthurt, honey. go back to ur mommy :-)
mrhandsome: ur not that independet here
aww
Jane Joe
09-27-2014, 08:57 AM
gray guy: show me your cook!
me: 😐😰
justanothercamgirl
09-27-2014, 09:59 AM
gray guy: show me your cook!
me:
That's a new one to me!
http://media.giphy.com/media/IBObAQW75gYne/giphy.gif
SimoneGray
09-27-2014, 11:12 AM
Dude on SM:
Dude: BB, no pics or vids. Unacceptable.
Me: I don't do them cos you can see me live.
Dude: I will report you, I am very high up. Model need pic and vid.
Me: hahahahaha
Dude: stop laughing, this serious. I want pic. I want vid. Give me now!!
Me: so not management eh?
Dude: give me pusssyyyy!!!!
Me: pay for pusssyyyy!!!
And a ban...though it was fun antagonising him.
justanothercamgirl
09-27-2014, 11:16 AM
Dude on SM:
Dude: BB, no pics or vids. Unacceptable.
Me: I don't do them cos you can see me live.
Dude: I will report you, I am very high up. Model need pic and vid.
Me: hahahahaha
Dude: stop laughing, this serious. I want pic. I want vid. Give me now!!
Me: so not management eh?
Dude: give me pusssyyyy!!!!
Me: pay for pusssyyyy!!!
And a ban...though it was fun antagonising him.
I just spit juice though my nose reading this! I love how he goes from telling you how high up he is to throwing a fit like a 2-1/2 year old. Very high up indeed! LOL!
anonymous camgirl
09-27-2014, 11:37 AM
Oh I hate that guy.. he has never bought a show.. I don't even entertain the idea he will.. I tell him he won't spend money then I ban him...lol
This was on KL. Losers, losers everywhere!!
Australianguy: hi [x]
Me: Hello, hru?
Australianguy: good. you? [x]
Me: I'm great, thanks!
Australianguy: just asking but do you do findom? [x]
Me: Oh yes! I'd be glad to take your money.
Australianguy: like draining a guys bank account [x]
Australianguy: ? [x]
Me: Sure, I can take it all.
Australianguy: more interested in just you know humiliation more than findom [x]
Me: Oh of course...because you don't really want to give me all of your money! So I guess you're not really into findom after all.
Australianguy: guys got to eat [x]
Me: So do I. And YOU came to ME for a service you fucking loser. There's your humiliation...on me.
Austrailianguy has left the room
Just not in the mood for head games today.
LaceyCummings
09-27-2014, 12:52 PM
Dipshit: u getting ready to go out?
Me: Didn't you ask me that yesterday? (I ignored it the day before, but this time I was in a pissy mood)
Dipshit: no (He did)
Me: Why would you ask that? I am sitting in front of a webcam... in my underwear. Is this how YOU get ready to go out?
Dipshit: u look like u are (granted I was putting on lipstick, but other than that NOOP.)
Me: No, I look like I am working on a cam site.
Issabelle
09-27-2014, 02:40 PM
Wait,Isn'tThisADatingWebsite?: im good how are you?
Le Me: Good--working on a Saturday and living the dream.
Wait,Isn'tThisADatingWebsite?: do you like well endowed men?
Le Me: Most women do.
Wait,Isn'tThisADatingWebsite?: not all of them can handle them! ;-)
Le Me: And most men can't handle me. Your point?
Wait,Isn'tThisADatingWebsite?: i bet. you like tall guys too? i'm 6'4''
Le Me: This isn't a dating show and I already have a boyfriend who beats those numbers, so put your fantasy measurements away now sweetie.
Wait,Isn'tThisADatingWebsite?: haha ok. he doesnt do shows with you does he?'
Le Me: No. You gonna buy a show or not?
Wait,Isn'tThisADatingWebsite?: will you judge my size?
Le Me: You can send me a picture here in a PM with a 5 gold tip to open it or take me exclusive for cam2cam
Wait,Isn'tThisADatingWebsite?: if i tip you 10 gold will you go to a link that its at?
*note* link is off site and very likely a virus
Le Me: Mwhahaha, NO! *ban*
The stupid...I just can't. It's so...stupidly stupid.
SoloDesire
09-27-2014, 03:59 PM
^ I woulda said "sure, for 10 gold!" And then pretended to look at it...cuz I'm evil like that.
SimoneGray
09-27-2014, 04:08 PM
So someone is drunk DM-ing me a slew of romantic things on Twitter...I am absolutely laughing out loud.
Also, some dude on SM took me pvt for 20 mins to beg me to text and meet up with him. I obviously did a show in the beginning and I was "hmm, let me suck your cock" or something like that, and he took that as me saying that I wanted to for real. He spent 15 mins begging me, while in pvt, for me deets. Only to be refused of course. LOL
audritwo
09-27-2014, 05:04 PM
do u like vegetables
cuz am a make you suck my big cocumber
SimoneGray
09-27-2014, 05:15 PM
do u like vegetables
cuz am a make you suck my big cocumber
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: best. line. ever.
safflower
09-27-2014, 05:38 PM
"tell me why i should give u my tokens instead of some other slut"
http://i.imgur.com/1aObBST.gif
CurvyWinona
09-27-2014, 06:12 PM
cockupforfree: you are such pretty girl
me: aw thank you. what do you wanna do hun?
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me: mm what are u into
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me: mm let me see your cock
lets go pvt :-)
cockupforfree: make m e hard
me: i will in pvt
cockupforfree: how yo like cocks winona?
describe a perfect cock to u
me: cocks that take me to pvt.
cockupforfree:
hahahaha
me: u asked me
Ask me to describe a perfect paying custie instead of cocks, please?
Glamourmilf
09-27-2014, 09:46 PM
First time customer takes me Exclusive, and says... "O.K., now You can talk in your normal voice."
I tell him that this IS my normal voice. You think I would speak with this shitty, and annoying New York accent if I didn't have to? :-X
Snowy0Star
09-28-2014, 06:29 AM
First time customer takes me Exclusive, and says... "O.K., now You can talk in your normal voice."
I tell him that this IS my normal voice. You think I would speak with this shitty, and annoying New York accent if I didn't have to? :-X
maybe its because my mom was raised in new york and lived there till she was 28 so im used to it we skype pretty often so i can say that ur voice isnt annoying at all