View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
Glamourmilf
09-28-2014, 09:27 AM
^^How much am I loving You for saying that Snowy?:-*
I get soooo much flack where I live because of my accent, which is weird because it's the most international city, besides New York.
I used to hide it, and change it, but I just don't care anymore, since people in this city aren't paying my bills! So I put up with the slurs slung at me about it, when I do go out anywhere, (which is rare). Probably another reason I'm such a hermit.
I really thought the guys on cam would tease me about it, but nobody has. ;D
TheBrownFox
09-28-2014, 11:09 AM
When I cammed on MFC:
"Slow night, Fox?" Yes, and thanks for pointing it out to everyone else watching, numbnuts...
"How are the guys treating you? Are they tipping you?" No, and neither are you. So don't you dare start lecturing them about tipping when you're not even doing it.
AnotherLily
09-28-2014, 01:13 PM
"Do you have a REAL job ?" - a handful of assholes. That annoys me more than begging and racial slurs.
audritwo
09-28-2014, 06:58 PM
I'm pretty honest on how the cam sites work and I don't play no games. Insert money. Receive cunt!
So when I get messages like this:
bad money hongery bitch
(He also sent a blurry photo, that I cannot make out at all)
My response:
Yeah, I how dare I pay my bills and making sure I don't go homeless! How dare I try to support myself. You've really shown me the light, internet loser! Thanks for showing me the wayyyyyyyyyyyy!
safflower
09-28-2014, 07:30 PM
"Do you have a REAL job ?" - a handful of assholes. That annoys me more than begging and racial slurs.
ugughgugughgh
http://i.imgur.com/rOyBAf2.gif
those assholes are the worst assholes
funismymiddlename
09-28-2014, 11:21 PM
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Sunnylexie
09-28-2014, 11:36 PM
MASTER_COPYPASTER: for you fantasy. I'd strip you down and I'd kiss your neck, then a few inches down from there, then right next to your heart, then your nipple while i have my fingers on your clit moving it left to right, then kiss down past your belly button down right next to your clit then stop...... Then a few seconds later I'd come up and kiss you with my fingers back on your clit. Now that it's nice and moist I'd rub my 8" cock on the brim and clit up and down for a few seconds. Then...............
Me: *BAN*
We aren't gonna find out what happened "then". So sad.
SimoneGray
09-29-2014, 02:11 AM
^^ I hate dudes that do this! Urgh. Totally kills me fun vibe. Had a classic one yesterday though.
Dude: Can you close your eyes a second?
Me: Sure, for 2 gold. *dude tips, I close my eyes* So what was that all about?
Dude: I just wanted to see what it would be like while i kiss your eyelids. I would wake up early just to watch you sleeping and kiss your eyelids as you wake up.
Maybe its because I'm no longer 15 or maybe its because I'm jaded, but I found this really creepy...I would not want someone watching me in my sleep lol. I know those lines do work on people, but now I'm just like ewww.
justanothercamgirl
09-29-2014, 04:24 AM
I'm pretty honest on how the cam sites work and I don't play no games. Insert money. Receive cunt!
So when I get messages like this:
bad money hongery bitch
(He also sent a blurry photo, that I cannot make out at all)
My response:
Yeah, I how dare I pay my bills and making sure I don't go homeless! How dare I try to support myself. You've really shown me the light, internet loser! Thanks for showing me the wayyyyyyyyyyyy!
The thing I can never wrap my mind around is how they think that being money hungry is worse than being an manipulating freeloader.
safflower
09-29-2014, 08:27 PM
asshole: what's up whore?
me: not much dickhead!
asshole: what are your limits fuckmeat?
me: ban
SophieL
09-29-2014, 08:52 PM
It's a Monday Night for sure..
Round 1
d...69: omg
Me: hello
d...69: miss, im in love with u
donmaximo69: where r u from?
Me: USA
d...69: may u show me a preview of a private shoe
Me: Private is top nudity, titty fucks, blow jobs. Excl is full nudity/ roleplay/ fetish
d...69: can i see ur tits and pussy later?
Me: In exclusive
d...69: cmonnnnnnnn
pleaseeeee
Me: Pleaseeeee take me into Exclusive and you can see it all for as long as you want.
d...69: just show me tits and i willlll
Me: Full nudity, Pussy, Anal, Roleplay, Fetishes, Wardrobe changes - Excl onlyC2C in pvt 10 Goldwardrobe changes $20 Gold.
d...69: i need to see how i like ur tits
Me: Oh darling... they are fabulous.
d...69: well goodbye, u blew it
Alexa_Styles: I have lot of pics up in my profile
Banned Him.
Round2
h...gag1234: u got big boobs
Me: I do
h...gag1234: u probably banged alot
Me: I don't answer questions of that type
h...gag1234: how much u make
h...gag1234: my gf wants to know
h...gag1234: a night
Me: Kicked that one out
someguy: so I read on the profile
someguy: so take toys deep huh?
infinitelypatientYuli: mmhmm :)
someguy: just toys?
infinitelypatientYuli: yep
someguy: why just toys?
infinitelypatientYuli: what else would I be using, weasels?
I ran out of sweet talk in record time tonight.
Sunnylexie
09-29-2014, 11:34 PM
fuckmenow2013(his actual nickname): what ur name bb
Me: Sandra, ntmu
fuckmenow2013: ntmu sandra
fuckmenow2013: u can call me master
Me: Gladly, in Exclusive. I don't roleplay in free chat
fuckmenow2013 *leaves*
nikki187
09-30-2014, 02:47 AM
AssHat: do you do anal bb?
Me: No
AssHat: for a new model who doesnt do anal u are WAY OVER PRICED
Ass hat leaves
I am not even new
Holly_xoxo
09-30-2014, 11:11 AM
Guy comes in free chat and sits there, staring for 5 minutes, so I kick him out.
CantTakeAhint : why you dont give me time to write soemthin?
Me: you were in here for 5 minutes saying nothing and staring. That's creepy.
CantTakeAhint: why u kno talk?
Me: Why would I talk to myself? I don't care if someone in here doesn't go pvt but if they don't, then they better be talking and entertaining me. Not the other way around.
CantTakeAhint : naughty business slut- other girls communicate endlessly with me
Me: go talk with them then
CantTakeAhint : that makes me all but not horny
and I never would spend money on you...
CantTakeAhint leaves room
*sigh* I'm sure he spends money on women that talk endlessly with him.
Jane Joe
09-30-2014, 11:45 PM
bluepaws: I talked to flipper today he is going to bring you to the states for me
me: wow
SimoneGray
09-30-2014, 11:47 PM
^^ LOL! That is a new one haha
Sunnylexie
10-01-2014, 12:14 AM
SlipperLover: Hi there! Do you have any open, comfortable shoes like flipflops, slippers, clogs, ... for in private? (maybe Birkenstock slippers or Dr Scholl clogs?)
I haven't had anyone that brand-specific since 2010 when someone asked if I had a pair of Louboutins handy lol.
pippapippa
10-01-2014, 04:16 AM
You're so beautiful they should make you a Disney Princess <3
Is that supposed to appeal to me? I mean, maybe when I was five, but I'm an adult.
MiaFaye
10-01-2014, 05:34 AM
Countless people per days asking 'What are you wearing?'
... I'm on a webcam. You can see what I'm wearing. Like... Are you not actually looking at the screen??? And I swear to god, not one of them has ever gone paid.
CurvyWinona
10-01-2014, 05:46 AM
I usually tell them to tip so I can show them what I am wearing.. SOME of them actually tip. I do not understand. haha. I tell them they have to tip because I am wearing a thong and they can see my ass.
Rosemary Rabbit
10-01-2014, 09:32 AM
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justanothercamgirl
10-01-2014, 10:25 AM
Dude: I like you and have too much respect for you to watch your shows anymore.
^^^ I dafuq'd at this SO hard that I had to explain myself to the room. Then we all sat in a dafuq circle for a while until we decided there was no reasoning with that line of logic and moved on. Oh yeah, he wants to be my friend though and talk to me via phone, email, etc. and got whiny when I went private. Yyyyeaaaah I don't want it. Next time I catch him I'm noping him right to Ban Land.
These guys are forever an amusement to me. So you respect me to much to PAY for my time but you don't respect me enough not to WASTE my time.
Um, then that isn't respect.
http://blogs.covchurch.org/acmark/files/2012/09/question-31842991.jpeg
If people pay for my time and you want my time for free then that is straight up freeloading.
RoseWaits1983
10-01-2014, 10:27 AM
I don't have a Credit Card... I mean really who doesn't have a credit card these days. I mean I get some people don't but half the users I encounter seem to say this. VERY ANNOYING.
justanothercamgirl
10-01-2014, 12:50 PM
IBetItWillWorkInCAPS: I WANT TO SEE YOUR LEGS TO GET AROUSE AND THEN I GO PRIVATE FOR 3 MINS A
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3 minute private? Wow! Talk about jackpot, ladies! Who would turn that deal down?
LaylaLovely
10-01-2014, 12:57 PM
usually they go for something a little more promising like 15 -20 min pvt... hmmm hahaha! Maybe he really literally had 3 min worth of credits lol
nikki187
10-02-2014, 03:59 AM
As soon as I log on.
I told him he needed to go private for dirty talk and deepthroat lol
ButtHurtMuch?: Really??? Seriously??? 5 bucks a minute and u talk to me like that???? Well Jesus Christ...where do I sign up 4 that????
Renton
10-02-2014, 06:46 AM
Countless people per days asking 'What are you wearing?'
... I'm on a webcam. You can see what I'm wearing. Like... Are you not actually looking at the screen??? And I swear to god, not one of them has ever gone paid.
oh man I hate that one. or "let me see your hair"..... my hair is on my head. my head is on cam. are you selectively blind or just stupid?
SophieL
10-02-2014, 06:55 PM
It must be full moon season. Cams today
One wanted to see my feet in free chat because he was broke. He begged, he pleaded, he wouldn't heel... (lol)..= kick
Another wanted to see my feet in free chat. I told him only in pvt shows did I show just my feet. He begged and begged. then without asking he tipped $2. I said thank you and gave my customary standup. He then said he wanted to see my feet for that tip. Proceeded to call me a F'n B..ch.. - Banned
SM
How much time to I get in exclusive for 10 gold? Well, you can stay as longs you want but that will get you about 1 min.
LaPetiteVierge
10-02-2014, 06:59 PM
Immediately when I started my second broadcast tonight, someone came in and said "You don't have to do this. You're better than this. I can help you."
I literally said "You can't save me, Superman" and banned him.
audritwo
10-02-2014, 07:52 PM
Log in. Get taken to exclusive right away.
want you to pee your panties
I printscreened my face. Because no words.
http://i.imgur.com/1qcpAHC.jpg
5 mins of staring at him like this... Didn't say anything else after that.
Snowy0Star
10-03-2014, 05:20 AM
^ u look cuter with glasses on just sayin were u wearing contacts? ive read u mention ur blind w/o ur glasses in some post
Renton
10-03-2014, 08:13 AM
audritwo, you are my hero
and for the record, I think you're gorgeous with or without glasses. girl crush unf
audritwo
10-03-2014, 09:06 AM
^ u look cuter with glasses on just sayin were u wearing contacts? ive read u mention ur blind w/o ur glasses in some post
I wear my contacts very rarely. Only during family events. I log on and finish my makeup sometimes. Yesterday was that day.
I have a 32" monitor and I have the font maxed out.
justanothercamgirl
10-03-2014, 09:11 AM
audritwo, you are my hero
and for the record, I think you're gorgeous with or without glasses. girl crush unf
http://media.giphy.com/media/VlNrHz96NP16g/giphy.gif
pippapippa
10-04-2014, 01:37 AM
Paypiggy: do u think u could force me to give u gold?
In exclusive? Of course
Paypiggy: no I mean in free
(then someone takes me to excl before I could respond)
motherfucking motherfucker...
You're fetish is LITERALLY ABOUT SPENDING MONEY and you're too cheap to spend money?
jk... dude came back and gave me a two dollar tip. I told him that wasn't enough to convince me he was interested in being a money slave:
don't try to teach me what a money slave is
ok?
I know 10 times better than u
of course
also this little juicy tidbit:
You want to see us together cum as see you in your pussy
open up your fingers inside legs opening up wide seen you in
private
You like it was a only one that I have been seeing and wants to be able seen the
show me a quick look at your open wet pussy
I love the idea that you are a lot of hot masterbating
I also love the idea that I am a lot of hot masterbating. I think that'll be my catchphrase from now on.
I'm a lot of hot masterbating. New signature material!
And this:
TODAY IS MY 45TH BDAY
I TOLD MYSELF I WAS GOING TO GET IN TOUCH WITH MY LESBIAN SIDE
NEVER EXPLORED IT
INTERESTED
I LOVE NAUGHTY YOUNG GIRLS
I WENT TO A SWINGER CLUB AND LOVED WATCHING YOUNG SLUTS SUCKING COCK
IT WAS AMAZING
audritwo
10-04-2014, 05:19 AM
And this:
TODAY IS MY 45TH BDAY
I TOLD MYSELF I WAS GOING TO GET IN TOUCH WITH MY LESBIAN SIDE
NEVER EXPLORED IT
INTERESTED
I LOVE NAUGHTY YOUNG GIRLS
I WENT TO A SWINGER CLUB AND LOVED WATCHING YOUNG SLUTS SUCKING COCK
IT WAS AMAZING
Because I know when I wanna get in touch with my "lesbian side" I go watch women suck cock. Genius!
Glamourmilf
10-04-2014, 07:36 AM
Missed health class reject: "Are You Pregnant?"
Me: "Yes , I am." (he can only see cleavage and bottom half of my face, and I'm in menopause, but, ok, I'll play.
Him: "Do You have milk? "
Me: "Yes, I do. Take me Exclusive and I'll show You."
Him: "No, how much gold To do it here?"
Me: ::) BAN!!
audritwo
10-04-2014, 01:04 PM
LOOKATMETRYINGTODOMADOMME: You don't deserve to cum. You have to earn it.
Me: Nahh that's stupid.
smaddy
10-04-2014, 07:19 PM
Haven't been on cam in literally forever and this is the first exclusive I get:
Guy: Bend over I want to see your ass
Guy: Take off your panties
Guy: Now I want you to shit
Me: Uh... im sorry it's against the rules of the site to do that
Guy: I'll give you gold
Me: It's against the rules and it's not like I can take a crap on command
Guy: Will you pee?
Me: It's against the rules
Guy: Use a toy
I start awkwardly using a toy expecting him to leave
Guy: Now get pregnant
Guy: PREGNANT NOW TAKE MY BABY
Then he leaves. What on earth!?
seicento
10-05-2014, 01:34 PM
mrsingle: what you say if your x boy friend was to let a mistress
mrsingle: castration his ck
me: i only answer questions regarding my shows
me: do u have any ?
mrsingle: any what
Could not be more retarded.I should have answered with "brains" to "any what" ,instead I just kicked him out.Doh.
Smurfette
10-05-2014, 01:54 PM
Guy: Now get pregnant
Guy: PREGNANT NOW TAKE MY BABY
Wait, are you telling me you don't know how to immaculately conceive on command?! RIP OFF!!!
Sunnylexie
10-05-2014, 07:34 PM
Askingforit (has been kicking tires for two months but gave no goood reason to block so far):bonjour
Me: Bonjour
looking for a show tonight?
Askingforit: oui but of course
Askingforit: wud luv to tie u up
Me: I'll gladly give you a bondage show in Exclusive!
Askingforit: n let my dog lick your pussy
i watch
Askingforit has been blocked.
idiot1408: For fun or money baby?
Me: Money for sure - those doing it for fun don't last on here lol
idiot1408: Alright sorry for waiting your sexy time baby
U know u could make an exception. If u wanted too
idiot1408 has been blocked.
Sunnylexie
10-06-2014, 02:49 AM
TooCool4Ya: If it cost my CC info no interest… there are 1000's of yous out here otherwise let me know
Me: I’m not selling snow to Eskimoes. There are plenty people who are interested.
TooCool4Ya: don't bother, then you don't need me but if there are plenty how do you even have time to respond to me...I might pay for the real thing but not some internet 'show'
Me: You came to a wrong site. People sell shows here.
TooCool4Ya: well said, good bye
Me: So long *BAN*
brokefucker24: I want to see a hairy pussy
saw you tagged one haha
Me: it’s true;-)
shall we go pvt?
brokefucker24: can i get a quick sneak peak?
i want to see if its full hairy
its what i like
brokefucker24: just a quick sneak
then ill go
Me: ok you don't have to go - just tip 5 gold lol *not like I would flash it for such a ridiculous amount, but I was 99% sure he doesn’t have any money or intent to pay and wanted him to show his true colors*
brokefucker24: well can i just quickly see
Me: yes, for a tip.
brokefucker24: $5 for a sneak peak
i might aswell go out & find one lol
Me: ok good luck at Google pics! *BAN*
Wait let me show my pussy free of charge just so you don’t go and look at other girls’!
Fuck YEAH being a Ban Queen tonight!
audritwo
10-06-2014, 07:56 AM
mrsingle: what you say if your x boy friend was to let a mistress
mrsingle: castration his ck
me: i only answer questions regarding my shows
me: do u have any ?
mrsingle: any what
Could not be more retarded.I should have answered with "brains" to "any what" ,instead I just kicked him out.Doh.
I really like how yoou handled that. I may start using that, since I'm so tired of dodging stupid dirty questions.
DancesWithSloths
10-06-2014, 09:56 AM
Mr cock comparison: "Will you tell me HONESTLY how my cock & balls compare to the general male population on a scale tiny, small, small average, average, big, huge or humongous."
What am I, the cock statistics authority?
Sar_bee
10-06-2014, 10:37 AM
LOL, I was seriously reading this thread when my room was empty, then this guy came in and immediately pasted:
H: damn
show me your asshole so i can get hard and i promise a 20 min exclusive.
Since I was just reading this thread all I did was laugh and he left before I could ban him. Funny thing is another guy immediately tipped me 5 gold and asked to see my ass, so if this guy had just chilled for one minute he could have gotten a glimpse of my ass. Of course I would have kicked him out if he didn't leave the room after I laughed at his statement.
seicento
10-06-2014, 12:39 PM
LOL, I was seriously reading this thread when my room was empty, then this guy came in and immediately pasted:
H: damn
show me your asshole so i can get hard and i promise a 20 min exclusive.
Similarity :
ajm1983: can i see you ass
me : my ass?sure ,i have added plenty pics in gallery for u to see
ajm1983: oh i wana see live though
ajm1983: are pay for 20 min pvt x
me :does anyone fall for that ?
ajm1983 leaves the room
Oh my Im gonna scratch my face,I lost 20 mins private.
And everyone sounds like that today.Happy monday!
justanothercamgirl
10-06-2014, 01:24 PM
UnreasonableRequest: anyway if i go exclusive you could strip outside topless or somewhere u might get caught?
justanothercamgirl
10-06-2014, 01:26 PM
AnotherUnresonableRequest: Do we get a free flash for adding you to our favourites?