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Sar_bee
10-06-2014, 01:30 PM
t: you know they used mt cock for the mold of that falice you have on the bed behind you... [sic]

Sigh...

Sar_bee
10-06-2014, 01:37 PM
UnreasonableRequest: anyway if i go exclusive you could strip outside topless or somewhere u might get caught?

I just got this one! I fucked with him for awhile and asked him how he thought I could do it because I have a desktop and he said "Some girls have laptops," and he claimed that some girls have done it for him. Suuuure.

ETA: He actually came back for an exclusive show with me! We just roleplayed that I was stripping outside and he caught me. Saw him in C2C too. He's just a bald older man, LOL.

justanothercamgirl
10-06-2014, 01:49 PM
FreeChatFreeloader: Show me your boobs

JAC: I will show you whatever you want to see in private

FreeChatFreeloader: Just show me for one second and then I'll go private with you.

JAC: I will show you whatever you want to see in private

FreeChatFreeloader: dumbass bitch

*FreeChatFreeloader waits around for some sort of a response while I silently ban him*

-----
Three years of camming and it only occurred to me today that 'dumbass bitch' is actually guy code for "I underestimated your skill level as an opponent in my manipulation games and I resent the fact that a women could be so obviously smarter then I am so in return for making me feel insecure I am going to call you a name to make you insecure so I can make you cry and feel that I've still won." O.O

justanothercamgirl
10-06-2014, 01:57 PM
I just got this one! I fucked with him for awhile and asked him how he thought I could do it because I have a desktop and he said "Some girls have laptops," and he claimed that some girls have done it for him. Suuuure.

ETA: He actually came back for an exclusive show with me! We just roleplayed that I was stripping outside and he caught me. Saw him in C2C too. He's just a bald older man, LOL.

Well done, on getting the sale and showing how it is done! :)

MsBellaSpanxx
10-06-2014, 02:11 PM
I got this guy today too! Good call on the RP!!!!! I like your style!


I just got this one! I fucked with him for awhile and asked him how he thought I could do it because I have a desktop and he said "Some girls have laptops," and he claimed that some girls have done it for him. Suuuure.

ETA: He actually came back for an exclusive show with me! We just roleplayed that I was stripping outside and he caught me. Saw him in C2C too. He's just a bald older man, LOL.

LaylaLovely
10-06-2014, 02:19 PM
I got this guy today too! Good call on the RP!!!!! I like your style!


wowi had him too!!! i have an enclosed porch so i turned cam around and walked topless and i just kept runing back telling him how a person just walked by lol .He tried to get me to go further and open the outside door put a dildo on it but i was nooo wayyy! too many ppl walk by so i just opened the door to show him outside for a quick second then i told him to go outside if hes sooo ballzy and he did but he was aslo a cheater lol he lived in an enclosed apartment,lol he didn't bs me this just asked if i would do the request then took me exclusive for about 30 min

SophieL
10-06-2014, 02:56 PM
Cams today.
XYZ- do you pee?
Me- yes I do
XYZ- no in pvt.
Me- Well actually at home and when I am out I do in pvt.
XYZ- no here
Me- Sorry that is not allowed.

audritwo
10-06-2014, 03:13 PM
Got him too. Told him I'm not gonna risk an indecent exposure charge for 7.99 a min. Not worth IMO.

LaylaLovely
10-06-2014, 04:44 PM
Got him too. Told him I'm not gonna risk an indecent exposure charge for 7.99 a min. Not worth IMO.

He said to go fuckmyself on the porch for 100 gold lol...noooo wayyy I was like I live in the city!! Maybe if I live way out in the boonies in the country

Sunnylexie
10-07-2014, 03:24 AM
Weirdo: Hi
I am very nervous
Me: Hello
why?
Weirdo: FiRST TIME HERE AND VERY OLD. mY CHURCH HAS FORBIDDEN ANY KIND OF SEX, SO i HAVE TO CAM TO CAM AND CHAT ONLY IN pvt NO NUDE PLEASE. i LIVE IN A MONASTERY WITH 9 MEN IN THE COUNTRYSIDE.I SEE ONLY LADIES IN VILLAGE.i HAVE NOT ERECTED IN LONG TIME.
Me: Ok I see
No caps please)
Weirdo: I am not used to be close to ladies only see in village
Me: how can I help you?
Weirdo: just cam to cam and chat have you been working here on cam for long time?
Me: like 6 years now.
Weirdo: i wish cam to cam and chat with ladies no nude pls

*At this point I got a PVT from another guy so didn’t figure out what he was all about.

freeloader: can you show some pussy
Me: yes, in pvt
freeloader: when you give a bj do you swollow
Me: I'll gladly talk about sex in pvt!
freeloader: do you have some pussy hair or copletely shaven
Me: yes, I'm hairy. If you read my profile, you'd know that;-)
freeloader: i'am jerking off on you right now
Me: ok thanks bye *BAN.

PickupMaster: hi
adorable
charges?
Me: Hello
thank you)
you mean my prices?
PickupMaster: yes
Me: 3.34 and 5.99
PickupMaster: if i want to have you permanently..:-)
Me: I don't meet live, sorry.
PickupMaster: are you afraid not being able to handle me..:-P

Yea totally. You trying to compliment me by pretending you are interested in a show when you are actually not is definitely more bullshit than I can handle.

justanothercamgirl
10-07-2014, 04:56 AM
Yea totally. You trying to compliment me by pretending you are interested in a show when you are actually not is definitely more bullshit than I can handle.

Love it!

http://media1.giphy.com/media/onf5HfQFGBiN2/giphy.gif

BustyVixen
10-07-2014, 05:59 AM
UnreasonableRequest: anyway if i go exclusive you could strip outside topless or somewhere u might get caught?

I get this guy at least once a week!

Smurfette
10-07-2014, 09:03 AM
I get that all the time. "BB can u open the blinds and strip in front of ur window"

Dude I live right next door to an elementary school. Probably not a good idea.

SimoneGray
10-07-2014, 09:43 AM
I get the "hey can you phone your parents or best friend while you do your show and masturbate? It will excite me" guy at least every 2 weeks.

He always buys shows and always complains when I won't do this. Urgh.

Smurfette
10-07-2014, 10:10 AM
^^ I did that recently! Of course I faked the whole thing, lol, but he didn't know that. It was kinda fun.

SimoneGray
10-07-2014, 11:49 AM
^^ I did that recently! Of course I faked the whole thing, lol, but he didn't know that. It was kinda fun.

I did fake it once, but that was for a different custie who bought it and things did go off without a hitch. This dude will literally type "I WANT HEAR THE VOICE" all the time. I refuse to expose my friends etc for real to some weirdo on the internet even if they don't know what is happening on my end.

Snowy0Star
10-07-2014, 12:03 PM
on skype

Hello Snowy Star, I’d like to add you on Skype.
[1:58:42 PM] Snowy Star: hi how did u find me online?
[1:59:29 PM] Mr Trying to get free dirty talk : NiteFlirt
[1:59:42 PM] Snowy Star: o ok ur looking for a phone/cam call?
[2:02:21 PM] Mr Trying to get free dirty talk: I will be...like to be prepared ;
[2:03:02 PM] Mr Trying to get free dirty talk : What are you wearing today?
[2:03:37 PM] Snowy Star: u can find out when u call i turn my cam on for u

its now 3:03 PM nothing back from him BIG shocker there ....

audritwo
10-07-2014, 12:21 PM
I did fake it once, but that was for a different custie who bought it and things did go off without a hitch. This dude will literally type "I WANT HEAR THE VOICE" all the time. I refuse to expose my friends etc for real to some weirdo on the internet even if they don't know what is happening on my end.

Yeah, I decided to call my husband. He came off a little sarcastic and pissed the dude off. Customer basically wanted me to try to cuckhold my husband. lol. It didn't work out.

Sunnylexie
10-07-2014, 11:47 PM
Meanwhile, in the no-CC land of free chat:



SelfProfessedSavior: hi


SelfProfessedSavior: can u see me
can u wave ur hand
please
sdasd
asd
asd
asd
acan u wave ur hand
:-D
sdasdasdasdasd
asdasasasd
asdasdas
asdasd
asd
you have a lovely smile


SelfProfessedSavior: keep smiling
your good looks
weak and wounded sinner
there is someone who wants to save you from the life you are living


SelfProfessedSavior: same thing that brought you here
what woud you like to be if you have a second chance
i dont know why i am here it may be you...
what do you think
Rita


SelfProfessedSavior: Their is just one light that shines in the darkest of places
U can ignore that light or embrace it the choice is your
jazz: I will be signing out in some time, i neither require you to undress, nor be filthy all i want is to share something with you
what do you say mam?


SelfProfessedSavior: you can become likea child again


SelfProfessedSavior: ok then i take your silence as a no, well ok then
When we die there are only 2 places, heaven and hell, God exists and he is a righteous judge, he will punish all the sinners, from hitler to the smallest liar, but he sent his only son Jesus to die for our sins on the cross of calvary, so that this judge
can forgive our sins. Two thing nedd to be done repent from sins and trust alone in Jesus. This is the gift og God. Thank you.
hello
hello

Sunnylexie
10-08-2014, 12:24 AM
CamgirlsDontReadBooks: What's your best attribute do you think
Me: brain)
CamgirlsDontReadBooks: I would luv for you to be my mother
I like brains
Me: Performer shall not portray depiction of sex involving any person under the age of 18, rape, incest, bestiality, fisting, necrophilia, any form of minor activity, urination and/or defecation.
^^The incest part;-)
CamgirlsDontReadBooks: It's Oedipus complex
Incest is brother sister
Me: orly?
shall I google it for you?;-)
CamgirlsDontReadBooks: You maybe right
You are smart

Told ya.

apryll11
10-08-2014, 08:32 AM
on skype

Hello Snowy Star, I’d like to add you on Skype.
[1:58:42 PM] Snowy Star: hi how did u find me online?
[1:59:29 PM] Mr Trying to get free dirty talk : NiteFlirt
[1:59:42 PM] Snowy Star: o ok ur looking for a phone/cam call?
[2:02:21 PM] Mr Trying to get free dirty talk: I will be...like to be prepared ;
[2:03:02 PM] Mr Trying to get free dirty talk : What are you wearing today?
[2:03:37 PM] Snowy Star: u can find out when u call i turn my cam on for u

its now 3:03 PM nothing back from him BIG shocker there ....

Sometimes simple is the best, lol, I love what you called him.
That why I dont even answer any messages on skype, between the random men who find me (I assume they have no lives to know how to search for people)and once paying clients looking for free shows, I save myself they stress ad delete their messages

SimoneGray
10-08-2014, 08:36 AM
Today:

dude: Show tits bb

me: show tip bb

dude: you know, so and so (insert models name) is doing tits, ass and pussy for free. you had better step up.

me: and you had better step out. BAN.

I have no idea what is going on in cam land today but I don't like it. Sigh.

Snowy0Star
10-08-2014, 08:44 AM
Today:

dude: Show tits bb

me: show tip bb

dude: you know, so and so (insert models name) is doing tits, ass and pussy for free. you had better step up.

me: and you had better step out. BAN.

I have no idea what is going on in cam land today but I don't like it. Sigh.

MFC was monkey balls yesterday too im sitting here in nothing but a bathrobe out of the shower deciding on if im going to log on or not or do anything at all today(i could do pso instead of mfc but i have im goal im trying to get to on mfc) i could not wake up for shit when i was supposed to and havent dont my morning routine at all (including workout >< )

Procrasturbator
10-08-2014, 08:50 AM
whatpersonalresponsibility: shhh hot ass i have roomates

Gosh, if only there were some sort of device that someone could use so that only they could hear audio from their computer.

apryll11
10-08-2014, 09:00 AM
so after about 20 or so sentences begging for ass and tits, "please, one time " and that's just today he's been regularly begging for a few days now.

Dumbass: u got to play so I can pay

so begging for days some how=paying.

Im sorry but his mother should have open wide and swallowed deep because that was a fucking waste of a nut.

Sunnylexie
10-08-2014, 09:12 AM
Today:

dude: Show tits bb

me: show tip bb

dude: you know, so and so (insert models name) is doing tits, ass and pussy for free. you had better step up.


If Ms. so and so (assuming she exists in reality) is doing tits, ass and pussy for free - it's actually her who needs to step up. Her marketing strategy is way far from productive.

Procrasturbator
10-08-2014, 09:23 AM
SgtYumas: DO YOU LIKE TO DO THE GROUP SHOWS (camname)?
Me: Do you mean a gold show or premium?
SgtYumas: GROUP IS WHERE I PAY FOR EVERYONE TO WATCH YOUR SHOW IT IS 9.99 PER MINUTE
SgtYumas: YOU UP FOR IT
Me: (Curious to see what he'll do) Hmmm, haven't heard of that. Ok, sure.
SgtYumas: VERY SEXY
SgtYumas: OKAY
SgtYumas started a Group Chat Session!
SgtYumas: STRIP FOR US (camname)

(I proceed to die of laughter and come back to life to block him)

Really? Really?

justanothercamgirl
10-08-2014, 11:37 AM
Meanwhile, in the no-CC land of free chat:



SelfProfessedSavior: hi


SelfProfessedSavior: can u see me
can u wave ur hand
please
sdasd
asd
asd
asd
acan u wave ur hand
:-D
sdasdasdasdasd
asdasasasd
asdasdas
asdasd
asd
you have a lovely smile


SelfProfessedSavior: keep smiling
your good looks
weak and wounded sinner
there is someone who wants to save you from the life you are living


SelfProfessedSavior: same thing that brought you here
what woud you like to be if you have a second chance
i dont know why i am here it may be you...
what do you think
Rita


SelfProfessedSavior: Their is just one light that shines in the darkest of places
U can ignore that light or embrace it the choice is your
jazz: I will be signing out in some time, i neither require you to undress, nor be filthy all i want is to share something with you
what do you say mam?


SelfProfessedSavior: you can become likea child again


SelfProfessedSavior: ok then i take your silence as a no, well ok then
When we die there are only 2 places, heaven and hell, God exists and he is a righteous judge, he will punish all the sinners, from hitler to the smallest liar, but he sent his only son Jesus to die for our sins on the cross of calvary, so that this judge
can forgive our sins. Two thing nedd to be done repent from sins and trust alone in Jesus. This is the gift og God. Thank you.
hello
hello

I guess Jesus didn't teach him that he had to enter his credit card number in order for him to save you. ;)

justanothercamgirl
10-08-2014, 11:40 AM
Today:

dude: Show tits bb

me: show tip bb

dude: you know, so and so (insert models name) is doing tits, ass and pussy for free. you had better step up.

If it is such a winning strategy for her then what the hell is he doing in your room then? Shouldn't he be enjoying her 'charity' instead of darkening your door instead? ;)

Sar_bee
10-08-2014, 11:44 AM
I get the "hey can you phone your parents or best friend while you do your show and masturbate? It will excite me" guy at least every 2 weeks.

He always buys shows and always complains when I won't do this. Urgh.

I've received him a few times too. I can't fake it because he always asks for me to do it on speakerphone.

Snowy0Star
10-08-2014, 12:37 PM
I've received him a few times too. I can't fake it because he always asks for me to do it on speakerphone.

tell him u dont have one or its broken

SimoneGray
10-08-2014, 01:32 PM
If Ms. so and so (assuming she exists in reality) is doing tits, ass and pussy for free - it's actually her who needs to step up. Her marketing strategy is way far from productive.

I totally agree with you on that, and that was my exact thought. I didn't actually bother to check if said model was real, but anyway, not my problem lol.

LaylaLovely
10-08-2014, 01:36 PM
Apparently im new to sm if i don't stand up and show ass for free......without gold...hahahahahaha! all these other sm girls are doing it!!! hmm really?? i know other sm girls and there NOT doing it buddy!... then sends a fake tip of gold.... hahaha!

Glamourmilf
10-08-2014, 02:10 PM
This one guy, who's only spent a few bucks in a couple of gold shows, comes in my chat room, and says the same thing every time. .. "Marry me and Move to Houston". He adds all of those stupid hearts. Lol! I'm sure a lot of you have had him.(on SM).

I started up a voyeur gold show, and he bought into it, and kept demanding I fuck myself with a big dildo, say his name,, give a bj, open wide to see pink, etc, etc.
When I ignored him, He types.. "This suck, I hate You!" >:(

Right back at ya buddy!}:D

justanothercamgirl
10-08-2014, 02:13 PM
This one guy, who's only spent a few bucks in a couple of gold shows, comes in my chat room, and says the same thing every time. .. "Marry me and Move to Houston". He adds all of those stupid hearts. Lol! I'm sure a lot of you have had him.(on SM).

I started up a voyeur gold show, and he bought into it, and kept demanding I fuck myself with a big dildo, say his name,, give a bj, open wide to see pink, etc, etc.
When I ignored him, He types.. "This suck, I hate You!" >:(

Right back at ya buddy!}:D

Ah, custie love. Is there anything on this earth that is more fickle and hostile? I think not. :)

pippapippa
10-08-2014, 07:43 PM
asksstupidquestions: u seem like an intelligent women
asksstupidquestions: can you tell me why i cant find love
me: Maybe because you're on a cam site.
asksstupidquestions: im not looking here im on match and eharmony
me: I don't know then. Maybe you're really ugly
asksstupidquestions: wow
u relly said that
lost my respect

If this is what the rest of the night is going to be like, I'm in for a good time...

Procrasturbator
10-08-2014, 08:12 PM
So this guy had called on Skype without paying before but for whatever reason I didn't block him right away. Tonight he hit me up and I had a lot of other stuff going on so I didn't see all his messages right away. Looking back at them he was talking about being my slave and tried to send me a pic. Anyway he called me without payment AGAIN when I was in an exclusive on SM. This is what happened when I got out.

[7:36:19 PM] *** Call from Icejosh4631 ***
[7:36:37 PM] Icejosh4631: ?
[7:37:23 PM] Icejosh4631: Can I be ur slave
[7:42:02 PM] Icejosh4631: Plz
[7:44:58 PM] Me: What part of "I don't take calls without payment" do you not get?
[7:45:43 PM] Icejosh4631: Ok but can I be ur slave
[7:45:57 PM] Me: Sure, when you pay me.
[7:46:11 PM] Icejosh4631: Nvm
[7:46:25 PM] Icejosh4631: Broke bitch

Yes, clearly I'm the broke one here ::)

SimoneGray
10-08-2014, 08:19 PM
dude in guest chat:

dude: So are you gonna beg for daddy's money in pvt?

me: whatever

Dude: I want you to beg for my money in pvt

me: ok cool.

I couldn't stop snickering at this cos I would have been getting his money anyway..duh

pippapippa
10-08-2014, 09:16 PM
obscureaboutbestiality: how bizarre are you?
how knotty?
me: um, do you mean naughty or knotty?
obscureaboutbestiality: knot
me: huh?
obscureaboutbestiality: ruff ruff

No.

SweetJulia
10-08-2014, 09:31 PM
^^^When morons ask me how kinky I get, I say I'll do rough, but draw the line at ruff. The ones with braincells think it's funny.

SoloDesire
10-09-2014, 07:21 AM
lexilivefish: howdy first timer here care to show me round if not too busy

Me: Sure baby...what would you like to know?

lexilivefish: can i start with why u have clothes on cause i dont

Me: Well, because we are in public chat...the clothes don't come off until we're in private chat ;-)

lexilivefish: is that when u charge

Me: Yes, private chat is paid chat.

lexilivefish: ritio u know there is naked girls in public chat

Me: Other girls don't concern me. You're in MY chat room.

lexilivefish has logged off


39287

LaceyCummings
10-09-2014, 04:58 PM
oversharer: i'm just wanking in free chats tonight?

Why did he put a question mark at the end?

smaddy
10-09-2014, 05:09 PM
Guy comes in to my room.

Guy: Hey how are you?
Me: Great! How about you?
Guy: That's good.
Guy: I''m not doing too well. My girlfriend cheated on me with my roomate and it's my birthday. Dealing with all this crap today...
Me: Oh no, I'm sorry :(
Guy: Yeah and she maxed out all my credit cards and my roomate kicked me out and now all I have is this laptop.
Me: I'm sorry your going through that :(

Time goes on

Guy: You should put on a bra instead of that tank top that's not me asking but I'm just giving a suggestion.
Me: Well this is what I'm wearing today. I wear bra's on other days.

A little more time goes on..

Guy: So what are you going to do for me to make up for my shitty day?

Thank God I got taken private right after he said that by someone else or I would have lost my shit. But WTF!? Dude, you have to understand that as a camgirl I probably think your completely full of shit and trying to get something for free. But besides that... I don't know you, you've never talked to me before this day and you expect me to do something to make up for your bad day?!

SimoneGray
10-09-2014, 07:30 PM
On KL:

anon: do you squirt
me: no
anon: I could teach you
me: in pvt
anon: I'm broke :(
me: ok
anon: i have a proposition. why don't we do it now but you don't show the bottom half on cam
me: hahah hell no, not without payment
anon: you can take the amazing skill you will learn as payment
me: fuck that
anon: aw. was hoping that we could have some fun.

Urgh.

AnotherLily
10-10-2014, 09:46 AM
*numbnuts*: HEY
HOW ARE YOU BEAUTY
SEXY SMILE
DO YOU LIKE TO DO THE GROUP SHOWS BABY?
GROUP IS WHERE I PAY FOR EVERYONE TO WATCH YOUR SHOW IT IS 8.99 PER MINUTE
YOU UP FOR IT?
OK
COOL
*numbnuts* started a Group Chat Session!
STRIP FOR US

*numbnuts* has been blocked.

I think it's a bot or pretext, but either way just ugh.

Sunnylexie
10-10-2014, 09:54 AM
^^SOmeone's posted about him before. I guess he's just spamming everyone with it hoping someone falls for it. He definitely needs to be reported because he's being fradulent and tries to pass it off as the site's feature.

LadyFionaStar
10-10-2014, 10:29 AM
Omg..I totally relate!

Ahole: "Show me a nipple and than I go private"
Ahole: "Do you......in private? "
Ahole: "Where r u from BB?"
ME: " When I'm riding your cock r u really gonna care where I'm from? "
Ahole:"Show ass BB"
ME: "Show wallet BB!"

AND...After an agonizing hour in free chat. .he takes me private and says, "Undress BB"
I take it all off, he wants stockings off too...AND ABRUPTLY ENDS THE PRIVATE!

Now I'm naked and a whole $1.25 richer...AHOLE!!!

SweetLilyRaven
10-10-2014, 12:51 PM
I got a Skype message from a CMD guy named DCPirate.
He asked me to do a filthy show with no limits, to which I replied that he'd have to be more specific because there were some things I absolutely do not do, and I wanted to provide the best show possible.
He asked me what my limits were and I told him the few things I refuse to do on cam.
He replied that I was being far too restrictive and then added, "Too bad for you. It's your loss."
I replied, "Hey, I just saved you time and money by figuring out that I wasn't the type of cam girl you want. You're welcome."
His reply, "Don't get sassy and bitchy with me, you fucking prudish cunt."
My reply, "There's no need to be a dick about this. I was simply looking out for you and your hard earned money. Good luck finding someone to cam for you, you arrogant, entitled, limp-dicked, oozing herpes sore. Have a nice day! :) "
Then I BLOCKED his sorry pathetic ass.

Seriously?!? I'm trying to give him good customer service and making sure he's not wasting money on a show that he might not enjoy. And for that, he gets all pissed off and calls me names…what a conceited fuckard!

Sar_bee
10-10-2014, 01:28 PM
Guy comes in to my room.


Guy: I''m not doing too well. My girlfriend cheated on me with my roomate and it's my birthday. Dealing with all this crap today...
Me: Oh no, I'm sorry :(
Guy: Yeah and she maxed out all my credit cards and my roomate kicked me out and now all I have is this laptop.


If his roommate kicked him out and he has no $$ where is he getting wifi to jerk off to porn?

Guys and their stories...

Sunnylexie
10-10-2014, 07:54 PM
He asked me what my limits were and I told him the few things I refuse to do on cam.
He replied that I was being far too restrictive and then added, "Too bad for you. It's your loss."
I replied, "Hey, I just saved you time and money by figuring out that I wasn't the type of cam girl you want. You're welcome."
His reply, "Don't get sassy and bitchy with me, you fucking prudish cunt."
My reply, "There's no need to be a dick about this. I was simply looking out for you and your hard earned money. Good luck finding someone to cam for you, you arrogant, entitled, limp-dicked, oozing herpes sore. Have a nice day! :) "
Then I BLOCKED his sorry pathetic ass.

Seriously?!? I'm trying to give him good customer service and making sure he's not wasting money on a show that he might not enjoy. And for that, he gets all pissed off and calls me names…what a conceited fuckard!

Did he think calling you names would get him the show he wanted? How kindergarten.