View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
pippapippa
10-11-2014, 03:47 AM
Can we do dirty talk? No nudity
Just dirty talk to me
Like thst is fine
I love your face
I want you to choke me
And punish me
Mommy
Mm
Not mommy sorry lol
Mmmmmmm yes
Would love yes
I am a good little boy for you
My name is asdfasdfa;sdf
Do whatever you want baby
Foot worship
Yes
Yes I do
Very much
How many twists can one four minute session take?
1- dirty talk with face close to the cam, clothes on
2- choking and humiliation, punishment
3- incest
4- oops, no incest
5- yes, incest please
6- jk on all that, i'm into feet
MissQuirk
10-11-2014, 06:53 AM
Asshole #1: lets c some tits
Me: Excuse me? If you want to see something, you can say please. Then I will politely tell you to tip for requests. Did your mother ever teach you how to speak to another human being?
Asshole #1: fuck u fatty
Me: I wasn't 'fatty' a second ago when your broke ass wanted to see my tits
Asshole 2: i love a fatty
Camgirl friend: Here's a tip. Don't call girls 'fatty' even if you're into it.
Asshole 2: best blowjobs
/sigh
Smurfette
10-11-2014, 11:12 AM
"SPH please. be really really mean ok?"
*I do SPH for twenty minutes*
"Ok, now tell me how HUGE my cock is and how you bad you want it"
Hm... plot twist!
ivybunny
10-11-2014, 11:00 PM
At least 2 times a night, I get asked, "Are you Asian, bb?"
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?
Of course I'm Asian, look at my face! Now look at my room topic, where I've posted that I'm Chinese and Japanese so that I wouldn't have to deal with the question, "Where you from bb?" 30 times an hour.
Please go eat a barrel of dicks. BB.
pippapippa
10-12-2014, 04:29 AM
i love small penis humiliation and jerk off instruction and also total humiliation about the event below (which is real). The more humiliation and emotionally hurt u make me, the more i get turned on!!
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> > > > > radhika was the name of my ex. she was my first gf and first love. we went high school, college and university together. in last yr of uni we joined the gym and she got talking to this white dude who was an instructor.
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> > > > > after a while she was going more often to gym. i didnt think anything. but she would say she saw him in the shower and he was big!
> > > > >
> > > > > one day she went to a club with her friends. i didnt know which one. i went out with my friends and ended up at same place. i saw her on the dancefloor with the gym guy and they were grinding. i run up him and pushed him. he grabbed my neck and lifted me in the air and pushed me against a wall. radhika just watched with her mouth open. he said he was going to TAKE her from me and that there is nothing I could do about it, so just accept it!". I was gasping for breath and told him quietly, u can try, but we love each other, he said "done worry, I will FUCK the love out of her!". he then threw me away and walked off.
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> > > > > So after a few days Radhika broke up with me saying she wants space. I kept annoying her, asking if she was fucking that Mark guy. After a few months she sent me a video of them fucking and said "there, now leave me alone! And by the way your dick is too skinny. i did love you when i fucked him, but i just couldnt resist him". I never heard from her again, only that he isnt the instructor at the gym, he is the owner and a millionaire.
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> > > > > I wank over the video many times a day. She has had a lot of surgery done and he fucked her so had that she came over and over again. He really did "fuck the love" out of my gf...now she has probably forgotten about me.
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> > > > > Now I love to be humiliated about that so much. im a pathetic lil guy who wanks all day while his girl gets fucked senseless by a rich white guy with a huge dick. i wank maybe 10 times a day to this video and now my balls are empty.
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> > > > > msg me if u want to humiliate me about this and inspect my skinny body and dick... i wish u were here to fuck my ass with a huge strap on until i squirt from my little dick then u go even harder until i cry and cry then eventually pass out!!
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> Let's prvt. U talk n humiliate n inspect my cock n tell me what u think on audio. I will listen n play as got no mic
TL; DR: Here's my fake life story. If I'm actually interested in going EXCL, I'll spend a grand total of two minutes in there.
Sunnylexie
10-12-2014, 05:37 AM
At least 2 times a night, I get asked, "Are you Asian, bb?"
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?
Of course I'm Asian, look at my face! Now look at my room topic, where I've posted that I'm Chinese and Japanese so that I wouldn't have to deal with the question, "Where you from bb?" 30 times an hour.
Please go eat a barrel of dicks. BB.
Unfortunately you'll have to deal with it for the rest of your camming career. These guys are unable to see the obvious. They ask me if I've got big tits while being literally poked in the face with my A to B size. Yes boo, I've got big boobs - hold on while I'm getting them out of the bottom drawer.
pippapippa
10-12-2014, 07:53 AM
Dude buys a block session without talking to me beforehand. I know I'm in for a bad time already:
can i see you pee for me
me: no i can't do that on cam
can you squirt
me: sure, let me go grab a toy
nice,do it so fast for me
harder
oh yes squirt for me
mown out loud,oh my vagina over and over
(what the fucking fuck?!?)
even faster
legs in the airvas you do it
air
yes
i bet it feels so good,you want to squirt
(i squirt)
squirt again only use just one finger
think about my nude body with my hard cock
finger deep in your vagina
when you feel like you gonna squirt take away your hand
me: um, i'm going to be totally honest with you, i'm not going to cum like this. if you want me to cum, i can grab my toy again...
block session ends
Banning commences!
How ignorant can you be of the female body?
BONUS: you need a gag in that mouth
-And you need a stick up your ass
Rosemary Rabbit
10-12-2014, 08:35 AM
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pippapippa
10-12-2014, 08:43 AM
I couldn't. I put the cam down so he couldn't see my face while I stifled my laughter with my other hand, haha
apryll11
10-12-2014, 05:03 PM
The sad life of a beggar
louisschultz: hey can you take your top off for me please pretty please just this once
louisschultz: my name is Louis schultz from Tampa, Florida USA. Can you please take off your shirt and yourbr please. pretty please
louisschultz: comeon plase justonce
Me: Only in pvt
louisschultz: how can meand you do only vt
louisschultz: how can i see you naked
louisschultz: you want o see my big cock
louisschultz: He um,you want to see my big cock
louisschultz: but show me you naked first please then i will show you my cock
louisschultz: please
louisschultz: or im going to get off
Me: louis I dont care if you drop dead.
louisschultz: take your clothes off please just once or i will get off
louisschultz: let me see you naked or im going to get off
louisschultz: please
louisschultz: just let me see your boobs or i will get off
louisschultz: please pretty please or i will get off
louisschultz: you want to see my big cock
louisschultz: how do i do only pvt
louisschultz: let me see you naked or i will get off
louisschultz: how do i do only pvt
smaddy
10-12-2014, 06:52 PM
^Pippapippa I actually really enjoyed that story lol.
Unfortunately you'll have to deal with it for the rest of your camming career. These guys are unable to see the obvious. They ask me if I've got big tits while being literally poked in the face with my A to B size. Yes boo, I've got big boobs - hold on while I'm getting them out of the bottom drawer.
^I'm pretty sure guys like to just say the obvious because they aren't smart enough to actually think of something semi intelligent to say to strike up a conversation. Every month around "my time" I get a pimple in the same place on my cheek. That week I get about 5-10 guys who are like "You have a pimple on your face" yes dude... I am aware...
SweetJulia
10-12-2014, 08:36 PM
I think we should start a separate thread for screenshots of our faces when we read some of this shit. My dummy of the day:
Notaspeculum:bb can you shove whole cam up pussy and pull out slooooooow?
hyori
10-12-2014, 08:48 PM
I think we should start a separate thread for screenshots of our faces when we read some of this shit. My dummy of the day:
Notaspeculum:bb can you shove whole cam up pussy and pull out slooooooow?
There are urethra plugs...I'd like to see him put one up and pull out real fast. I would have gone girl with the dragon tattoo on that guy.
SarahTime
10-12-2014, 09:07 PM
Just got home to find this amazing gem in my Streamate inbox:
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GOOD NIGHT GORGEOUS
WANNA INTRODUCE MYSELF AH STILL ALMOST VIRGIN MAN AND FLOWING WITH ALMOST VIRGIN CUM MISS WANNA PLAY WITH GORGEOUS MAN AH NOW, NOW MY RACE AND TASTE INDIAN TRINIDADIAN AND NATIVE AMERICAN AND CAUCASIAN NOT HYBRID AH EXPLAIN WHEN THINGS NOT SMOOTH PLAY WHITE NATIONAL TRINIDADIAN AND ANCESTOR FROM AMERICA AND MY WAYS NATIVE AMERICAN MAN NOW, WANNA KNOW MY SKIN COLOR YELLOW AND BORN WHITE AND SURVIVING FROM GOVERNMENT PROGRAM AND MASTURBATES 3 TIMES OR 5 TIMES DAILY AND PENIS SIZE GROWS 2" TO 6" STILL ALMOST VIRGIN MAN AND NEEDS FEMALES WANNA KNOW YOU GORGEOUS NOW MISS.
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wtf??? LOL
Sunnylexie
10-12-2014, 09:15 PM
Definitelyagirl: Wow you're hot! 24 female here
Me: thank you) welcome!
What brings you here?
Definitelyagirl: You're my type lol
See your body?
Me: pleased to hear;-)
would you tip me 1 gold please?
Definitelyagirl: Oh come on
Yeah, definitely female!)))))
beauvoir
10-13-2014, 03:48 AM
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pippapippa
10-14-2014, 05:55 AM
In the first thirty seconds:
hi bby
tits out?
me: after the first thirty seconds
ok
mmmm
(sends cam request- I deny it)
dirty talk?
Okay, enough of this. Blocked.
Seriously dude? I didn't even have time to move my camera to get ready.
I should add that he was a pain in the ass in free chat. I'd kicked him out before he took me to private.
ivybunny
10-14-2014, 07:15 AM
I figured. :-\ I hate it because I'm an intersectional feminist -Consuming the Other by bell hooks is a GREAT read for anyone in the sex work industry, btw - and having my race be such an oversimplistic fetish is... irritating, but we deal with it best we can.
Next time, I'm tempted to create an intensely elaborate story about being half Ethiopian half Swedish, born to circus folk and raised in a contortionist's box, just to keep my brain from melting in free chat.
Unfortunately you'll have to deal with it for the rest of your camming career. These guys are unable to see the obvious. They ask me if I've got big tits while being literally poked in the face with my A to B size. Yes boo, I've got big boobs - hold on while I'm getting them out of the bottom drawer.
audritwo
10-14-2014, 04:50 PM
http://i.imgur.com/q1pX2J3.jpg
Nope.
CariDee
10-14-2014, 10:26 PM
Had the same Simsi guy earlier , didnt get the chance to block him - he left when all the other people in the room started making fun on his pathetic a*s. Weirdo!!!
Sunnylexie
10-14-2014, 10:45 PM
http://i.imgur.com/q1pX2J3.jpg
Nope.
It freaks me out how the guys who want animal sex don't know shit about how it works and don't even want to read on it. It's not like a woman just brings a random male animal in her bedroom and gets it hop on top of her as soon as she bends over. Even though male animals are viewed as an example of uninhibited sexual drive, they don't normally have sex with anything that moves - and it's not because they were brought up prudes. It's motherfucking biology.
ivybunny
10-15-2014, 12:50 AM
Finally had enough.
BB: Where do you live, bb?
Ivy: In my house.
BB: What state?
Ivy: Actually, I live in Peru? Yeah. It's cold but I like it here.
BB: Can you stand up bb?
Ivy: No. Actually, I'm missing the lower half of my body. This is a prosthetic leg. It's pretty good though right? Looks real, neh?
BB: Anal bb?
Ivy: I don't know, do you, bb?
It's almost four, my fucking flash crashes every time I click in chat so I can't ban, I'm fucking exhausted, and half the room left when I casually mentioned in conversation that I originally went to school because I wanted to be an international children's lawyer working for the UN against child sex trafficking across int'l borders in SE Asia, particularly Cambodia and Thailand. Seriously? Am I supposed to just be a pussy with a doorknob for a brain? I then immediately switched gears and ironically said, "Math is HARD. Numbers make my head go owie!" in a baby voice. They didn't like that either. How can I deal with free chat if I'm supposed to be stupid AND I can't resort to sarcasm? So yes.
I will sass you like it's nobody's business.
audritwo
10-15-2014, 12:38 PM
Awesome_o: +£20.00
AudriTwo: Do you think I'm dumb?
Awesome_o: i was just tipping you for a show
AudriTwo: Yeah you must think I'm really dumb. I hope you fall off a cliff while engulfed in flames.
Awesome_o: +£20.00 fuck your arse
Awesome_o has been blocked.
obscureaboutbestiality: how bizarre are you?
how knotty?
me: um, do you mean naughty or knotty?
obscureaboutbestiality: knot
me: huh?
obscureaboutbestiality: ruff ruff
No.
That would be when I would pull the rope out and start showing the class how to tie properly }:D
SimoneGray
10-16-2014, 08:50 AM
Had this yesterday:
dumbfuck: hey bb, when i take you pvt can you do something for me?
Me: sure, what is it?
dumbfuck: can you work hard and have a proper orgasm?
Me: of course.
*takes me pvt*
Me: so what do you want me to do to have a proper orgasm?
dumbfuck: can you not play with your clit? all these broads on here do clit play and it is just such a lazy way to achieve orgasm. I want you to orgasm from the feel of your dildo, the joy of the sex. sure it may take longer, but don't be lazy ok?
Me: do you have any idea how the female body works?
dumbfuck: yes. better than you all do. lots of women have tried my method and its worked better.
*dumbfuck then suddenly leaves pvt* He later sent me a message to say his wife had walked in.
I chucked SO HARD at this. Holy shit men out there are uneducated about us. I feel so bad for the ladies that date/marry these people.
hyori
10-16-2014, 09:05 AM
"Blow me a kiss, bb"
It was just the wrong timing, normally, I don't mind it when they ask me this but for whatever reason, I turned around and farted right into the camera.
lollydollie
10-16-2014, 09:18 AM
Many women can have vaginal orgasms without clitorial simulation ^ I can't though :(
beauvoir
10-16-2014, 09:27 AM
Sorry Simone but I can cum from fucking myself/being fucked. I don't need clit stimulation to have an orgasm. Apparently I'm in the minority.
hyori
10-16-2014, 09:50 AM
^^ I can as well, the orgasm is different from a vaginal/g-spot/a-spot stimulation than it is from clitoral. I find the vaginal orgasms to be fuller and deeper whereas the clitoral orgasm is more intense and shorter. As well, sometimes a really strong vaginal orgasm will cause me to cramp up like a PMS cramp in my lower abdomen.
SimoneGray
10-16-2014, 10:10 AM
I guess I was just annoyed at the amount of presumption that went along with what he was saying. Also the fact that i fake all my on cam orgasms anyway, had me laughing at it.
audritwo
10-16-2014, 10:52 AM
Had this yesterday:
dumbfuck: hey bb, when i take you pvt can you do something for me?
Me: sure, what is it?
dumbfuck: can you work hard and have a proper orgasm?
Me: of course.
*takes me pvt*
Me: so what do you want me to do to have a proper orgasm?
dumbfuck: can you not play with your clit? all these broads on here do clit play and it is just such a lazy way to achieve orgasm. I want you to orgasm from the feel of your dildo, the joy of the sex. sure it may take longer, but don't be lazy ok?
Me: do you have any idea how the female body works?
dumbfuck: yes. better than you all do. lots of women have tried my method and its worked better.
*dumbfuck then suddenly leaves pvt* He later sent me a message to say his wife had walked in.
I chucked SO HARD at this. Holy shit men out there are uneducated about us. I feel so bad for the ladies that date/marry these people.
Pfft they just jelly because we have 50% more sensory nerve endings in our clitoris alone then their penis. I dare someone to tell me clitoral orgasms are cheap and a lazy way to achieve an orgasm. Because I be a schoolin' hard.
http://media.tumblr.com/ddb455666502561efcb7ce635de658b2/tumblr_inline_mln0a3swaT1qz4rgp.gif
audritwo
10-16-2014, 10:56 AM
Also, send him this. http://www.alternet.org/9-interesting-things-you-may-not-know-about-clitoris
SimoneGray
10-16-2014, 11:26 AM
Pfft they just jelly because we have 50% more sensory nerve endings in our clitoris alone then their penis. I dare someone to tell me clitoral orgasms are cheap and a lazy way to achieve an orgasm. Because I be a schoolin' hard.
http://media.tumblr.com/ddb455666502561efcb7ce635de658b2/tumblr_inline_mln0a3swaT1qz4rgp.gif
THIS! I took the most offense to the fact that, without seeing my show or what I could do he assumed I would be "lazy". I mean, if he wanted a longer show, all he had to do was ask. I can make clit play veeeeery long.
I have had so many dudes of late that claim to know my body better than me, which is laughable from offset. Unless you're a gynae, I have no time for that lol
AnotherLily
10-16-2014, 12:20 PM
brokefreeloader: Hi lover
Me: Hi hun, how are you?
brokefreeloader: U wanna hear me masterbait? (enters phone #)
me: Sorry hun I don't do phone stuff, how about we go exclusive I do c2c there
brokefreeloader: U r so beautiful
brokefreeloader: I don't have cam bb srry
Me: I see you've never taken pvt or spent any gold on me what incentive do I have to call you?
brokefreeloader: To hear me cum & moan
me: No, that's what you want. Why would I want to call a man that hasn't spent one gold on me, never taken private or exclusive? Why are you here?
brokefreeloader has logged off.
Like wtf?
SophieL
10-16-2014, 10:34 PM
Demon Lust-well cant help what I feel though
vampire mother holding son sexual hostage
lactation
sperm mining
Me- thinking "sperm mining" interesting..
audritwo
10-17-2014, 12:18 AM
Wait are those his kinks? First one was quite specifi.
BustyVixen
10-17-2014, 04:23 AM
DumbAsFuck: ooooh plz show me your tits!!
Me: Absolutely, I can flash for 10 gold or we can go private and do more with them
DumbAsFuck: plz here just be nice
Me: Im very nice : )
DumbAsFuck: plzzzzzzz! I have no money and I can't pay and I need to see your tits!
Blocked!
hyori
10-17-2014, 04:37 AM
^^ rolling eyes so hard i see the dark side of the moon. If only we could reach through the monitor and slap dey faces.
pippapippa
10-17-2014, 04:58 AM
Demon Lust-well cant help what I feel though
vampire mother holding son sexual hostage
lactation
sperm mining
Me- thinking "sperm mining" interesting..
LOL. I've done a roleplay similar to the vampire one. I was a succubus (had to use that word specifically). The guy wanted me to go all out so I just acted ridiculously for about ten minutes. It was surprisingly fun.
SadieTaylor
10-17-2014, 10:44 AM
"I want to cum on your mammary glands" Umm ok, great pillow talk.
Vlodina
10-17-2014, 12:37 PM
"well have a chat
I'm waiting for another model"
BLOCK. Motherfuckers using me as a waiting room.
audritwo
10-17-2014, 01:49 PM
"well have a chat
I'm waiting for another model"
BLOCK. Motherfuckers using me as a waiting room.
Lol I always tell them to pick up a issue of highlights if they are waiting for another model. No one has gotten the joke yet.
Procrasturbator
10-17-2014, 07:19 PM
[7:08:37 PM] Him: can you do 10 min show for reasonable price
[7:08:54 PM] Me: 10 minutes is $30
[7:09:06 PM] Him: bloody ell
[7:11:29 PM] Him: 5 minutes?
[7:12:35 PM] Me: 5 min is $20
[7:12:58 PM] Him: lol should be 15 interesting math there hun
[7:13:12 PM] Me: The more you buy the cheaper it is per minute
[7:13:20 PM] Me: This is commerce 101 ;)
[7:13:49 PM] Him: whatever you say.........
I think it was the "hun" that made me get snarky. I started offering 5 for $20 shows every once in a while as a kindness to guys that can't afford $30 (even though they should be sending out resumes instead of wanking on the Internet) and now this guy's complaining about it?
anonymous camgirl
10-17-2014, 07:52 PM
I have been doing the same thing with the 5 min shows.. $20.. anything less is a waste of OUR time.
[7:08:37 PM] Him: can you do 10 min show for reasonable price
[7:08:54 PM] Me: 10 minutes is $30
[7:09:06 PM] Him: bloody ell
[7:11:29 PM] Him: 5 minutes?
[7:12:35 PM] Me: 5 min is $20
[7:12:58 PM] Him: lol should be 15 interesting math there hun
[7:13:12 PM] Me: The more you buy the cheaper it is per minute
[7:13:20 PM] Me: This is commerce 101 ;)
[7:13:49 PM] Him: whatever you say.........
I think it was the "hun" that made me get snarky. I started offering 5 for $20 shows every once in a while as a kindness to guys that can't afford $30 (even though they should be sending out resumes instead of wanking on the Internet) and now this guy's complaining about it?
The Scarlet Letter
10-17-2014, 08:38 PM
Fella: You have to be nice to me fatso. It's your JOB. :)
Stopped myself from responding something very mean or sarcastic, which is really hard for me to do.
*BAN*
There you go. Me being nice.
SophieL
10-18-2014, 12:21 AM
cams
V- mmmmmm
V- really
( I did not recall what on earth that may have been in response too due to busy room)
V- mmmmmm
V- Im just here to fuck you
me- yeah so is everyone else dude.... duh.
CurvyWinona
10-18-2014, 05:11 AM
CJ10: I'm from UK where are u from
me: Texas
we can talk in pvt
CJ10: I'm 21 baby how old r u
Do u love me?
me: i will love you if you tip 50 gold :-)
CJ10: That's not love baby
me: well, freeloading is not love too.
pippapippa
10-18-2014, 08:39 AM
asswipe: What's your body type?
me: Like hourglass-y?
asswipe: zoom out
me: you can tip 3GOLD to see my stand or 5GOLD for tits
asswipe: are you thin?
me: i'm pretty average
asswipe: will you dance and strip for me?
me: i'm not a dancer no, but i can strip and get naked in private
(asswipe starts private)
asswipe: strip and dance for me
now
zoom out
(blocked)
Bonus:
39363
hyori
10-18-2014, 08:50 AM
^^ good thing you blocked him, I had a very similar guy and he gave me 2 stars, and I actually did dance but I did it Jamie Lee Curtis style from True Lies with the hand jiving just to piss him off. Worth it though. Fucker.
pippapippa
10-18-2014, 09:25 AM
^^ good thing you blocked him, I had a very similar guy and he gave me 2 stars, and I actually did dance but I did it Jamie Lee Curtis style from True Lies with the hand jiving just to piss him off. Worth it though. Fucker.
I've basically realized the extremely demanding guys are almost never pleased and rate badly. If I do stay with them through a whole show, I almost always block them afterwards so I don't have to deal with them again.