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SimoneGray
10-18-2014, 09:51 PM
So today, this guy posted this message in my room about 20 times. Super annoying. Logged off to find it in my inbox as well:

I really want to massage your pretty hot and sexy feet and legs. I really want to kiss your pretty hot and sexy feet and legs. I really want you to stand barefoot and sit on my face. I really want you to pee and cum in my mouth. I really want you to rub your pretty hot and sexy feet, legs, and pussy on my face.

Erm...why the pee man? Why the pee? and why the need to spam me with this? Sigh.

Prussia
10-19-2014, 07:02 AM
So today, this guy posted this message in my room about 20 times. Super annoying. Logged off to find it in my inbox as well:

I really want to massage your pretty hot and sexy feet and legs. I really want to kiss your pretty hot and sexy feet and legs. I really want you to stand barefoot and sit on my face. I really want you to pee and cum in my mouth. I really want you to rub your pretty hot and sexy feet, legs, and pussy on my face.

Erm...why the pee man? Why the pee? and why the need to spam me with this? Sigh.

Omg I got messaged from him as well. He send me the same message 3 times in a row. My reply was:

> "i really want to" know how many times are you going to copy & paste this message into my inbox instead of taking me Ex?

What does he write me back? ----> Can you cum.

:O :O gaaaah!!! *facepalm*

SimoneGray
10-19-2014, 08:42 AM
^^ Omg I am so glad I am not the only one! When he was repeat posting this in my room all my regs were just like "huh, what the hell" I even kicked him and he came back. Urgh.

funismymiddlename
10-20-2014, 08:40 AM
idiot: girls from race x are the hottest and taste the best
me: thats fucking stupid i have to disagree I'm not race x
idiot: thanks for calling me stupid
me: you're welcome. he left before i could ban him he keeps popping in and out i need to catch him

i hate when ppl say stupid shit like that number 1 don't assume you know what race i am read my fucking profile number 2 why say one race of women is better than the other that shit truly offends me I'm damn proud of my races we have some of the baddest bitches on the planet but there are attractive women in all races so why put others down wtf

The Scarlet Letter
10-20-2014, 10:11 AM
El Jerkoff: hahahahahhaha for a fat bitch you sure dont sweat much!!!!!!!! :)

Me: For an idiot you sure don't think much. :)

El Jerkoff: now that was mean :(

Me: Thank you! :) :heartbeat

El Jerkoff: fuck this shit im leaving

El Jerkoff has logged off

:rotfl:

justanothercamgirl
10-20-2014, 01:05 PM
El Jerkoff: hahahahahhaha for a fat bitch you sure dont sweat much!!!!!!!! :)

Me: For an idiot you sure don't think much. :)

El Jerkoff: now that was mean :(

Me: Thank you! :) :heartbeat

El Jerkoff: fuck this shit im leaving

El Jerkoff has logged off

:rotfl:

Bravo!

Got to love when they can dish it but can't take it. LOL!

AnotherLily
10-20-2014, 01:18 PM
idiot: girls from race x are the hottest and taste the best
me: thats fucking stupid i have to disagree I'm not race x
idiot: thanks for calling me stupid
me: you're welcome. he left before i could ban him he keeps popping in and out i need to catch him

i hate when ppl say stupid shit like that number 1 don't assume you know what race i am read my fucking profile number 2 why say one race of women is better than the other that shit truly offends me I'm damn proud of my races we have some of the baddest bitches on the planet but there are attractive women in all races so why put others down wtf

I hate that shit. Like why give a back-handed complement or put someone down while putting me up? It's tasteless.

pippapippa
10-20-2014, 02:06 PM
i want you to humiliate me baby
i wana be your little pay piggy
mm i dont know too much about it to be honest
i do wanna spoil you


I explain to him the many ways it could work. Dude says nothing else and jerks off into the cam for two minutes then logs off.
Yeah I don't think he's actually interested in financial domination...
I did get a five star rating for nothing though

bootiebabe
10-21-2014, 08:05 AM
I am doing a gold show and get EWWWW a dom that does vanilla shows! i am like wtf!!! (i am not a dom)

bootiebabe
10-21-2014, 08:07 AM
Cock pics!! yep they are now pissing me off bad, a guy i cam with maybe once every 2 months but sees me daily in chat sends me not one but 4 cock pics of his plucked chicken ....yep i had a bad day on cam and these wankers have topped my day!!

bootiebabe
10-21-2014, 10:12 AM
......

Sunnylexie
10-22-2014, 03:06 AM
IKnowThingsAboutRussia: what languwage shall i talk to you
Me: English is fine
IKnowThingsAboutRussia: milo
they told me that means your cute
milo
Me: Thanks) What brings you here?
IKnowThingsAboutRussia: im looking for a wife....
Me: sorry, but this is no dating site;-)
IKnowThingsAboutRussia: america is shitty
Me: I wish I could help you with it)
IKnowThingsAboutRussia: yes
i hate my life....privet.......
pussyriot....awesome
and now im a lonely man....and no woman will ever want me
Me: I can give you a show, if you want
that's about it lol
IKnowThingsAboutRussia: i can see porn all day...i just wanted a woman who wanted to talk to me...gues you dont
Me: I don’t mind talking, but I have no solution to your problem
guess, you don't have a solution to mine, as well lol
IKnowThingsAboutRussia: im sorrhy
sorry
im less then you
in english you are better than me
Me: I beg your pardon
but how am I supposed to react to your bout of self-loathing?
IKnowThingsAboutRussia: i hate myself.....STALIN hated himself tooo.....so maby you dont hate me as much as hinm....he hated his lif but he made a life
Me: Also, what’s with all those random Russian things?
is that some sort of a code?
IKnowThingsAboutRussia: no i was just in CRIMEA
Me: yea that’s exactly what I mean.
IKnowThingsAboutRussia: not random.....
PUTIN
lol
PUSSYRIOT
IKnowThingsAboutRussia: crap, sryy,,,my kidz saw i was talking to
why do i have to have my daughter type for me...to say that your hot.....sasdf

*Aaaand to the ban he goes, together with the kids. I’m still clueless what he meant to achieve trying to make the convo around all that out-of-place Russian/political stuff. Probably he was trying to freak me out by showing he knows my real location (I’m camming under the British flag at the moment), but I’m not making a secret out of being Russian so it makes no sense. Perhaps he thought that mentioning things associated with my motherland would spark an affection? It’s funny how finally he got desperate and started typing them out in all caps like it would help to trigger the response he hoped for and how he used PUTIN as the last resort.

funismymiddlename
10-22-2014, 04:41 AM
some ass hole who spent a decent amount of money on my kept messaging me asking me to meet and come visit him and he gave me his number I told him i don't want to get banned. he said I guess you don't need me or my money. um no I don't NEED his money. its not like he spent thousands on me even if he did wtf he expects just bc he spent hundreds of dollars on me in a couple days I should meet him there is no fucking contract saying if you spend x amount the sm girls will meet wtf

SimoneGray
10-22-2014, 06:15 AM
Why do so many dudes assume I will meet them in real life? Who are the girls that do this? I swear, I'm beginning to think there are camgirls out there who do this and this is why it is slowly becoming part of the expectations guys have. If there are girls that do this for just anyone, they are behaving like the 'extras' girls of strip clubs. FML.

Today alone I have had 10 "meet me" requests on cam.

funismymiddlename
10-22-2014, 06:31 AM
Why do so many dudes assume I will meet them in real life? Who are the girls that do this? I swear, I'm beginning to think there are camgirls out there who do this and this is why it is slowly becoming part of the expectations guys have. If there are girls that do this for just anyone, they are behaving like the 'extras' girls of strip clubs. FML.

Today alone I have had 10 "meet me" requests on cam.

I get tons of requests this shit is ridiculous I had a guy from myfreecams tell me he met a few girls he said he had sex with them he showed me pictures of the girls with him (I've seen his webcam so I know it was him)and their profiles he said one girl faked that he was the winner of a date raffle so she didn't have to meet someone else. lol then he expected me to meet him after he exposed the girls to me no thanks

SimoneGray
10-22-2014, 06:34 AM
^^ SMH at that behavior. And its honestly not the dudes that I am angry with on this one. Its the girls who allow it to happen and then create issues for the rest of us. Obviously though the dudes are super annoying with their behavior and pushiness though.

AnotherLily
10-22-2014, 08:54 AM
chaepass:Hey bb
Wanna play a game?

me: hmm that depends what are the rules ?

cheapass: I ask you questions and if you are wrong you take off a piece of clothing, but if I am wrong I tip you one gold? Deal?

me: nah, that's too little

chaepass has logged off

Pfft bitch please.

SimoneGray
10-22-2014, 09:08 AM
Another "Meet Me" monologue from SM:

Dude: u should come to new york
i know this very romantic places jejej
i just want to see ur smile jej
make u laugh
have fun
and maybe and maybe one kiss to those beautiful lips
what can u show me love
u should come for real y pay for ur flight
jejejej
anything
i just want to see u smile all day
u might not believe me but i want to meet u in a good way
of course i would love evything with u
or i can go there lol
can i see ur body

Me: only in PVT

Dude: u ver smart girl
just like that
pls

I am officially over this.

justanothercamgirl
10-22-2014, 11:16 AM
Why do so many dudes assume I will meet them in real life?

Because Streamate advertises itself as a dating site and then allows affiliates to insinuate that you will meet them in real life.

Edited to add: And they aren't the only site that does it. I have even heard of a camsite that require of you in the cam contract that you sign with that that you will tell all custie that you are single even if you aren't.

PleasantFoxxx
10-23-2014, 06:20 AM
Anything involving my race irritates the shit out of me.
"You're the prettiest black girl I've ever seen"
"You have a nice pussy,tits for a black girl"
"Will you be my slave"
"You CAN'T just be black you're so pretty" -_- -_- -_-

Sunnylexie
10-23-2014, 08:12 AM
fukdemtits: V
Me: Hello
how areyou?
fukdemtits: know your role and shut your mouth
Me: mmmkay
fukdemtits has been blocked.

If women talking to you make you so uncomfortable, you shouldn't be at a live camming site.

And what's the V about?

LoraDoll
10-23-2014, 01:02 PM
xdcfvgbhnjmk1 : hi
xdcfvgbhnjmk1 : hry?
A* : hi.
xdcfvgbhnjmk1 : pvt?
A* : i m rdy
xdcfvgbhnjmk1 : shaved?
A* : u ll see
xdcfvgbhnjmk1 : shaved?
A* : can u read?
xdcfvgbhnjmk1 : show me its shaved and we go pvt
xdcfvgbhnjmk1 : deal?
A* : idiot
A* : deal with this
*bann*

SimoneGray
10-23-2014, 04:42 PM
dude comes into my room and I greet him

dude: fine
can i eat you
are you tasty
that is good
can i see you taste yourself

Me : in pvt

dude: no, I need you to taste first to see if good.

..................................................

Charlotteslut
10-23-2014, 09:21 PM
"I added you to my favorites...you earned it"

lmao forever

SimoneGray
10-23-2014, 10:59 PM
"I added you to my favorites...you earned it"

lmao forever

And ever and ever. LOL

Had this as well:

Dude: im a college student super broke sorry
:(
however
can i pay you compliments

The worst bit was that he really thought I would show him my boobs if he said nice things. SMH

TransdimensionalPrincess
10-24-2014, 12:18 AM
Why do guys alwayyyyyyssssss ask me my height and weight? What, you can't figure out if i'm fat or not by your standards? or if i'm too tall for you? what is up with that?
I just don't get it... I just... anyone get it?

SimoneGray
10-24-2014, 06:47 AM
Dude: can you just stand up let me see you out fit
tand up bb
stand up baby

Me: 5 gold

Dude: what is funnny baby
just stand up let me take a good look at you okay
beofr i will pay for gold i need to see your outfit okay

Me: tip for it

Dude: you are not
you are putting up your paint i see that ok

And BAN!

Glamourmilf
10-24-2014, 09:53 AM
Dude enters my chat and brags that he can self-suck, and do I want to see him do it?
(like I'm supposed to be impressed).
I figure he's just a troll, so I tell him, "No thanks, Ron Jeremy is a close friend of mine, so I've seen self-sucking so many times, it's now boring."
Dude leaves, then comes back a few minutes later, takes me prvt. without asking me... turns on his cam, self-sucks, then logs out.
Little prick did it all under 30 seconds, so I didn't have a chance to ban him.:beat:
I'm usually really good at banning guys who are peepers, so this one pissed me off so much because he's obviously going from room to room doing this to models.>:(

SoloDesire
10-24-2014, 09:55 AM
^ And that's why I reject all cam2cam requests until after the freeview time is up! Assholes!!

AnotherLily
10-24-2014, 10:07 AM
inbred meth addict: hi there

me: Hello how's it going

inbred meth addict: Can you answer something for me........

me: sure hun

inbred meth addict: Why do Niggers not like like being called niggers?

me: *tilts head side ways* Many find the term offensive and hurtful, I personally think it's archaic, but I suggest you do a real life/ real time sample for yourself, but I suspect you're too much of a coward to do so... wait why am I still talking to you?

*blocks inbred meth addict*

Who is giving these people access to the internet?! The nerve of some people I don't even do race play and I sure as hell wouldn't do it in free chat ( or ever for that matter. )

audritwo
10-24-2014, 10:08 AM
How to get 34 seconds.

Cancel the c2c request at 14 seconds. If they resend it right away, cancel it at 5. And if they do it a third time, let c2c auto turn on without canceling it.

Tease without showing anything while doing so.
3/5 times this works.

Procrasturbator
10-24-2014, 06:38 PM
So this guy hit me up a few minutes ago... I knew he'd contacted me before but didn't remember how it went so I took a look at our conversation history and saw that we've been having pretty much the exact same conversation for months. IDK what he gets out of it but fuck it, here it is:

Him: I saw your ad on CamModelDirectory
Him: hi
Me: Hi I'm about to start a show but I'll be back in 15
Him: ok
Me: Whoops, forgot to say back! Sorry about that haha
Him: you accept paypal?
Me: Nope, CMD payment only
(He never answers, pops up with the next part on a different day)
Him: <ding>
Me: Yes?
Him: camshow?
Me: Sure. What kind of show are you looking for?
Him: sexy show
Me: Haha I can do that How many minutes?
Him: 30
Me: Perfect, that'll be $80 via (CMD link)
Me: Let me know when it's gone through
(He never answers, pops up with the next part on a different day)
Him: hioo
Me: Hey
Him: how are you?
Me: I'm awesome, thanks! How about you?
Him: i am fine thx
Him: webcam?
Me: Sure How many minutes?
Him: 20
Me: Great, that'll be $60 via (CMD link)
(He never answers, pops up with the next part on a different day)
Him: joo
Him: hii
Me: Hi!
Him: how are youß
Him: ?
Me: I'm awesome, thanks for asking! How are you?
Him: i am fine thx
Him: what you doing?
Me: Looking for my first orgasm of the night You game?
Him: yes bb webcam?
Me: Yep
Him: cani see you?
Me: Sure, a 60 second non-nude preview is $10. You can take it off the price when you get a show so it's effectively free
Him: ok bb
Me: Here's my ad: (CMD link)
(He never answers, pops up with the next part today--at this point I take a look at the conversation history so I had a good idea of what was coming)
Him: hi
Me: Hey there
Him: how are you?
Me: I'm great, thanks for asking! How about yourself?
Him: webcam?
Me: Sure. What kind of show are you looking for?
Him: sexy show
Me: All of my shows are sexy shows How many minutes?
Him: 20
Me: Sounds good, that'll be $60 via (CMD link)
Me: Let me know when the payment's gone through
(He) has signed out. (10/24/2014 6:20 PM)

He never asks leading questions or for a free preview or anything, he just asks for a "sexy show" then when I send him my payment link he disappears. What in the world does he get out of these interactions?

BONUS ROUND:

Him: I saw your ad on CamModelDirectory
Him: Wow you remind me a lot of my sis kami lol
Me: Hi! Are you looking for a show?
Him: Actually yes if I can find a few minutes that I can
Me: Awesome, what kind of show?
Him: My sis kami is actaully my roommate also and I'm trying to figure out were In the house I can cam since she just moved in
Me: That's rough. Let me know if you figure it out and want to buy a show. (I proceed to ignore him until he acts serious about a show)
Him: Tell me about it
Him: I thought I was being nice but omg I barely get privacy now ugh

http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/blrg.gif

What is it with guys who contact me on Yahoo? Occasionally I'll get a real customer but 99% of the time they're total timewasters.

IsobelWren
10-24-2014, 11:34 PM
Idiot: NICE ASS BB?
Me, "Nice as the rest of me. I'll prove it for a 3 gold tip!"
Idiot: TIP YOU 1TIMOTHY 6:17-21 MYSELF TO YOU, HI BABE.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6lom08rrf1roxcxp.gif

Here's what that bible verse is (https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=1%20Timothy%206:17-21)

SimoneGray
10-25-2014, 06:34 AM
Oh SM...

Dude: hi dear wann lick ur sexy armpits der
before going down tour pussey in pvt

turn me on dear before we go pvt

will check out ur pussey in pvt love turowowo lickliclik

erm.....HUH!?:confused::confused::confused::confus ed:

Glamourmilf
10-25-2014, 08:18 AM
Freeloader comes back the second day in a row without buying a show, (the first day he said he was waiting for his wife to leave, which never happened). At first I'm excited to see him, and tell him I'm ready. He says, "I can't buy a show right now, but Tease me a little and I'll add You to favorites."
Guess what? I added him to my ban list instead!:flamed:

pippapippa
10-25-2014, 10:14 AM
One of my rabbits scratched my arm pretty badly today. It looks like cutting marks. I've been dealing with "OMG HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO YOURSELF????!?!??!!" all day today.

anonymous camgirl
10-25-2014, 10:20 AM
OMG how awful:( sorry...


One of my rabbits scratched my arm pretty badly today. It looks like cutting marks. I've been dealing with "OMG HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO YOURSELF????!?!??!!" all day today.

pippapippa
10-25-2014, 12:49 PM
can you put those legs behind your back gorgeous and rub that exy pussy
me: huh? (picturing me breaking my legs and putting them behind my back)
up in the air lol
mmmm
(two minutes into the private, literally ten seconds after I start fingering myself)
thats as fast as you can go?! i wanna hear it all nasty like

Vlodina
10-25-2014, 12:51 PM
can you tease your body with knife in pvt it's sooo erotic!!!

Charlotteslut
10-25-2014, 01:49 PM
"no time for small talk"

all I said was thanks for joining me when he came into pvt but ok...

#raisedbywolves

Sunnylexie
10-25-2014, 02:51 PM
Idiot: NICE ASS BB?
Me, "Nice as the rest of me. I'll prove it for a 3 gold tip!"
Idiot: TIP YOU 1TIMOTHY 6:17-21 MYSELF TO YOU, HI BABE.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6lom08rrf1roxcxp.gif

Here's what that bible verse is (https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=1 Timothy 6:17-21)

Lol if his 3 gold don't pave my path to the salvation, neither does my ass for him.

SimoneGray
10-25-2014, 04:14 PM
The stupid is everywhere today...

Dude: SC, I am very much into knowing all sorts, teh likes of retrogrades?
LA? I am from MX
quite!!!!!

*when I refuse to respond*

have I upset you somehow?
life is far too short to make you upset, or any upset, enjoy
For some reason I have no sound or cam, I am not that much into computers, sorry!!!
have you a phone number that I can ring you?

*tell him to go excl*

babe, you are far too expensive

BAN!!

TransdimensionalPrincess
10-25-2014, 06:30 PM
guest: Can you do jumping jacks?
me: Yes, I can

10 mins later

guest: so, how about doing those jumping jacks?
me: for some Gold or in a show, sure.
guest: wow, seriously?
me: yah, I'm not a fucking dancing monkey

I've actually had a guy say to me "aren't you paid to dance like a monkey?", I think he actually thought that was going to insult me. lol

Glamourmilf
10-25-2014, 06:48 PM
A custie who hasn't bought a show in over a year, takes me prvt., turns on his cam. Only showing from the waist down, he starts in by asks me if I will fuck him irl if he came to the US.
I'm thinking,, Woah, woah.. I ask him where does he (and his tiny penis) live, & he says England. Hmm,how can I say no? LOL! I mean, I want that little dickie, right?:P
I figured I'd have some fun with him to keep him paying. Plus, I'm kinda angry that I've seen him in my chat several times, and yet he never spends money on me, until today when my rates are now so low. So, I order him to show his face, do me all kinds of ways till Sunday, tell him not cum. then I start ignoring him while other guys who I have had prvts. with before pop in, and I start paying attention to them. He tells me he loves me, so I tell him that to prove it. He must change his screen name to say he loves me.
These guys... I'm hoping women don't fall for their bs and meet up with any of them. they would probably chicken out anyway.:D

Holly_xoxo
10-26-2014, 09:29 AM
ImakeNoSense: An IDF file contains top-level information about the investigation and experiment, protocols used, and ontologies/databases referenced. The file consists of a set of unique tags attached to their corresponding values in a simple tab-delimited text format.

ImakeNoSense leaves room.

Whaaaaa???

beauvoir
10-26-2014, 09:36 AM
39411

pippapippa
10-26-2014, 12:16 PM
is your tits/nipple tit bb
is they pointed in shirt

xxJolene
10-26-2014, 12:18 PM
"-hey there
-have you ever been raped or molested?"

who the fuck asks that....

Sar_bee
10-27-2014, 02:37 PM
ineedsympathy: i am ok hru
yeah blah
you look good
my stupid wife has hurt my day
she left me

Sigh...I think I know where this is going.

SweetJulia
10-27-2014, 05:44 PM
Dumbasses kept saying my camming space wasn't a real office. So, I took three grand in hundred dollar bills and hung them in picture frames all over my "office".