View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
xxJolene
10-27-2014, 07:59 PM
guy:hello do u do pee and poo?
me: I pee and poo like normal people.
will u do it on cam?
me:.... noooo.
SophieL
10-27-2014, 11:01 PM
Freeloader comes back the second day in a row without buying a show, (the first day he said he was waiting for his wife to leave, which never happened). At first I'm excited to see him, and tell him I'm ready. He says, "I can't buy a show right now, but Tease me a little and I'll add You to favorites."
Guess what? I added him to my ban list instead!:flamed:
I believe I had that dud in my room the other day with the exact same story.
beauvoir
10-28-2014, 01:52 AM
Send them my way, please! I am happy to take their money and perform
x
IvyRose
10-28-2014, 02:35 AM
Just received a 1 star rating bec I didnt follow up this request39436
I will let support take care of it
Vlodina
10-28-2014, 08:52 AM
^ I think Starcraft (sic) had that guy too and he left her a 1. Dick.
A similar gem today:
gambler276: hi bb
will u dp ur ass for me an maybe try an see if it will make u cry
pippapippa
10-28-2014, 09:07 AM
I thought you said you were working today
- I am working today
I thought you had a real job
-What do you think this is?
Oh. It must be really slow for you today
I log off a few minutes later because I'm in a shitty mood, have a headache, and it's completely dead.
Two hours later in a message when I'm not online: Can I have an exclusive show with you?
ARRghLKAHFSJGKJHSDF
SweetJulia
10-28-2014, 02:16 PM
Failed math: how many dildos do you have?
Me:five or six babe
Failed math: not enough! I wanted one for each of your holes!
Is there a full moon or something?
DMaribella
10-28-2014, 02:31 PM
Was he including both nostrils and ears too? :D
Failed math: how many dildos do you have?
Me:five or six babe
Failed math: not enough! I wanted one for each of your holes!
Is there a full moon or something?
Sunnylexie
10-28-2014, 08:09 PM
Idiot: aqui paga se agente favoritar alguma modelo do site
agent is paid here to bookmark any site template
Me: ?
NOt getting your point, sorry
Idiot: I put you in my favorite, I paid something pro site
hehehe
Even if you were charged for adding models to your fav list (which isn’t true), I don’t care for the money not spent on me.
Imisrecognizemywife: You aren’t Sunnylexie
Me: ?
Imisrecognizemywife: it’s not you on the picture
(The only differences were my hairstyle and lipstick color . He probably thinks makeup is like leopard spots coming out on women as they grow up).
Smartass: want to play a score game? when you beat the record i give you more golds.. the record is 2300p
Me: 2300 what? Not sure I’m getting you right.
Smartass: try
show tongue
Me: oh I see now
Basically it's about me showing you things for free.
Smartass: not true
try
Me: try doing what?
Smartass: show tongue
Me: try tipping 1 gold.
*Smartass leaves*
AnotherLily
10-29-2014, 11:17 AM
some random: to much make-up bb
then he leaves
my thoughts: yeah because a bb cream, powder, mascara and 2 eyeshadows that don't pass my crease and nothing on my lips is waaaaay too much for cam.
AnotherLily
10-29-2014, 11:25 AM
some random: to much make-up bb
then he leaves
my thoughts: yeah because a bb cream, powder, mascara and 2 eyeshadows that don't pass my crease and nothing on my lips is waaaaay too much for cam.
SweetJulia
10-29-2014, 11:30 AM
^I so hate when people mix up to, too, and two-that part would have pissed me off worse than anything.
anonymous camgirl
10-29-2014, 12:31 PM
That's priceless!... I have a pic of me holding $2000 all fanned out!.. hehe
Dumbasses kept saying my camming space wasn't a real office. So, I took three grand in hundred dollar bills and hung them in picture frames all over my "office".
pippapippa
10-29-2014, 01:10 PM
You look like a wife
... I don't even know if that's supposed to be a compliment or an insult.
AnotherLily
10-29-2014, 01:35 PM
possiblepsycho: Hey you in (whatever) state?
me: No I'm not. Are you from there?
possiblepsycho: Aww man I'm trying to kick it
me: I don't meet up with anyone from the site anyway so...
possiblepsycho: lame
me: I'd rather be lame and alive than 'cool as fuck' and dead or brutally maimed lol
possiblepsycho: true
*kicks possiblepsycho*
I want to shake these guys. It's a cam site not a dating site and even if you saw an ad ( which happens) saying otherwise let me inform you, it's not. And you haven't spent any $ on me!!!! I'm much more inclined to bs you (although I don't want to lead anyone on or end up with a cam boyfriend turned stalker mofo) and play if you give me a financial incentive to do so. UGH
pippapippa
10-29-2014, 02:47 PM
This might be the stupidest thing I've had someone do. Guy takes me to exclusive, shows me a sign with his email address, then signs off. You paid 9.99 a min and stayed 42 seconds for that? REALLY??
audritwo
10-29-2014, 04:30 PM
I just want to stress the importance of LOL or JK after a sarcastic remark over the internet. Why? Because TEXT comes off literal sometimes. And short bursts of text isn't a great way to pick up tone.
Did a show with this one dude. He had some specific requests that weren't too extreme for premium, which was cool. I said no to a couple things, like pussy smacking or screaming.
8 minute show. Guy ends it by saying "Oh my god you don't know what you are doing. That was terrible."
I lost it. I don't remember what exactly what I said. But I told him to fuck off and you could of left at anytime if it wasn't doing anything for you. I do remember telling him to remove that stick up his ass and shove it in his fucking pee hole.
"I meant to say JK! I'm so sorry! I've never had a tiny naked lady strike the fear into me."
And that my friends, is why you should always properly use LOL JK at the end of sarcastic comments. I WILL DESTROY YOU! LOL
Edit: ironically, I didn't add lol at the end. Oh geeze. I don't know what's wrong with me.
audritwo
10-29-2014, 04:31 PM
dumbasses kept saying my camming space wasn't a real office. So, i took three grand in hundred dollar bills and hung them in picture frames all over my "office".
i fucking love you!
pippapippa
10-29-2014, 07:38 PM
so in real life -- and please dont be nice, just honest -- do you prefer/ned a guy with a pretty big cock? honestly
me: I only talk about that in private or exclusive
i know but if it does not matter i dont want to go private --
thats how i decide if private makes sense
but forget it - you dont seem to be very smart
lol
MissQuirk
10-29-2014, 09:27 PM
/sigh
http://i57.tinypic.com/ws07is.png
MissQuirk
10-29-2014, 09:53 PM
update:
http://i60.tinypic.com/21kmnig.png
Sunnylexie
10-30-2014, 06:09 AM
update:
http://i60.tinypic.com/21kmnig.png
I LOVE you!!!
SimoneGray
10-30-2014, 10:33 AM
Dumbass: why not have penis?????? bb??? want penisss!!
Me:Because I have a vagina. BAN!
audritwo
10-30-2014, 01:22 PM
omakara: can u fart for me in pvt?
stupid queef bitch
I told him no, but some dudes who are into that will agree to queefing instead. Which I do in exclusive. I KINDLY offered him a queefing show instead. He of course should his appreciation! In best way he knew how. I'm sure. :F
CamgirlScotland
10-30-2014, 01:29 PM
My god, I am so glad this thread was made. I never even knew this site existed until today!! Been camming on and off for 5 years. And all I can say is thank you thank you thank you!!! (For making me see that I am not the only one who has to put up with this crap!!!)
SimoneGray
10-30-2014, 11:55 PM
loser: will u fuck with rolling pin bb?
me: no
loser: bb u poor. that's why you do this. dont lie. you can't afford to say no to my money. now lets get rolling pin and get started.
I banned him but the really really sad thing is that due to finances etc, he is right about certain occasions. sigh.
CamgirlScotland
10-31-2014, 02:12 AM
U got toys bb?
Can I see them bb?
Will you gag on it bb?
Will u pee for me?
Fucking hell, get on with it already!
beauvoir
10-31-2014, 05:09 AM
loser: will u fuck with rolling pin bb?
me: no
loser: bb u poor. that's why you do this. dont lie. you can't afford to say no to my money. now lets get rolling pin and get started.
I banned him but the really really sad thing is that due to finances etc, he is right about certain occasions. sigh.
What a piece of shit. Regardless about how accurate he may or may not be about your finances, how DARE he talk to you like that!
I have a sub-human on cam once who told me to beg him to take me private as I clearly needed the money. I told him how pathetic it was that the only way he can get women to make him feel worthy is to either abuse them or pay them to be near him. Then I banned him.
Men (and women) like that deserve to be herded into a shed and set on fire.
VelvetRose
10-31-2014, 11:39 AM
dumbass: If you're looking for a tip I can't buy tokens. This site wants too much information and I won't do it!
*BAN*
AnotherLily
10-31-2014, 03:24 PM
simpleton: so what color is your hair normally?
( I'm wearing a blonde wig as part of my Alice in Wonderland costume)
me: the same color as my eyebrows.
simpleton: got it. Cause I rather go in exclusive with the Dark Brown, which I'll do another day...
*simpleton leaves*
Certainly I'm sure.
CamgirlScotland
10-31-2014, 05:08 PM
I don't want you in that way though. I want to get to know you. Can we chat more on Skype (for free)? Plus show tits
CamgirlScotland
11-01-2014, 08:28 AM
Can u pee upside down bb? Oh I don't have any credit by the way.
COULD YOU?!?!
Glamourmilf
11-01-2014, 08:57 AM
Dude: "How Old are You?" ( I never answer that, esp. since it's right there on my profile). And no hello first?
Dude: "Your lips are so full, did you put Botox in them?"::)
BAN!
The fact that the person didn't really know what Botox is used for, I'm assuming it was a male. However, it could have been a very clueless ,bitchy female.:finger:
SimoneGray
11-01-2014, 09:24 AM
What a piece of shit. Regardless about how accurate he may or may not be about your finances, how DARE he talk to you like that!
I have a sub-human on cam once who told me to beg him to take me private as I clearly needed the money. I told him how pathetic it was that the only way he can get women to make him feel worthy is to either abuse them or pay them to be near him. Then I banned him.
Men (and women) like that deserve to be herded into a shed and set on fire.
You are so right :) thankfully things are ok now financially, but that comment just brought back memories of darker days when I couldn't say no to assholes like that.
Some guy on SM today asked me to shave my hair for 1000 gold. LOL.
addytoi
11-01-2014, 11:59 AM
2 in less than 2 hrs.
First:
idiot1: Why are you on here?
Me: What do you mean?
idiot1: You are to cute to be on here.
Me: Did you just give me some backwards insult? I am on here because I enjoy it.
idiot1: You should be my wifey instead.
Me: Unless you are spending money, I am not interested.
He leaves and then peeps into a pvt show.
idiot2:Is your pussy wet right now?
My dream is for you and I to have a relationship with another person
Me you and a friend
Can I tell you about my friend?
Me: You can tell me all about him in pvt.
idiot2:His name is Jesus Christ, and he loves you. You know how much he loves you? SO much that he died for your sins.
Me: I start laughing from shock and he leaves.
WTF?!
CamgirlScotland
11-01-2014, 12:09 PM
2 in less than 2 hrs.
First:
idiot1: Why are you on here?
Me: What do you mean?
idiot1: You are to cute to be on here.
Me: Did you just give me some backwards insult? I am on here because I enjoy it.
idiot1: You should be my wifey instead.
Me: Unless you are spending money, I am not interested.
He leaves and then peeps into a pvt show.
idiot2:Is your pussy wet right now?
My dream is for you and I to have a relationship with another person
Me you and a friend
Can I tell you about my friend?
Me: You can tell me all about him in pvt.
idiot2:His name is Jesus Christ, and he loves you. You know how much he loves you? SO much that he died for your sins.
Me: I start laughing from shock and he leaves.
WTF?!
Hahaha I am in stitches at that last part!!!
AnotherLily
11-02-2014, 08:45 AM
So there's a weirdo that keeps coming in my room saying stupid ish but I ignore him, but after the 3rd time I ask
me: hey mentallyillguy are you gonna say more creepy stuff to me?
mentallyillguy: U SUCK DOG PENIS U SUCK DOG PENIS U SUCK DOG PENIS U SUCK DOG PENIS U SUCK DOG PENIS U SUCK DOG PENIS U SUCK DOG PENIS U SUCK DOG PENIS U SUCK DOG PENIS U SUCK DOG PENIS U SUCK DOG PENIS U SUCK DOG PENIS U SUCK DOG PENIS U SUCK DOG PENIS U SUCK DOG PENIS U SUCK DOG PENIS U SUCK DOG PENIS U SUCK DOG PENIS
me: *laughs*
Ugh Sunday mornings...
apryll11
11-02-2014, 04:17 PM
Dude: "How Old are You?" ( I never answer that, esp. since it's right there on my profile). And no hello first?
Dude: "Your lips are so full, did you put Botox in them?"::)
BAN!
The fact that the person didn't really know what Botox is used for, I'm assuming it was a male. However, it could have been a very clueless ,bitchy female.:finger:
No, far from clueless, the person is just educated on a different use for botox then you are aware of.
Its semi permanent lip liner, Its injected into your vermilion border and it takes all of 10sec, think or goggle Kylie Jenners lips.
Injected into your neck , boxtox prevents migraines and it shrinks muscle or some shit, if you have over developed jaw muscle a few injections will make it smaller and tighter.
In the right hands you can do a few things with Botox
Vlodina
11-03-2014, 03:29 AM
Jamesy: Um is like to see you play with your belly button first using your fingers then start to use some items to play with it... Then when it comes to torturing it depends on how far you won't to go, .. I'd like to see you use something sharp to put in it make it sore, use a wine opening and screw it into your belly button just to twist it, u can also try and turn into a outie with suction , pierce it with pins ect .... Upto you how far you will go babe c
hyori
11-03-2014, 06:18 AM
Felcher: id love for you to watch me cum into my partners asshole then make me drink it.
Me: sure
Felcher: that doesnt gross you out?
Me: nope thats nothing, now if you did that while juggling id watch you for free
Felcher leaves room. Awww that wouldve have been an easy pvt.
audritwo
11-03-2014, 08:44 AM
Jamesy: Um is like to see you play with your belly button first using your fingers then start to use some items to play with it... Then when it comes to torturing it depends on how far you won't to go, .. I'd like to see you use something sharp to put in it make it sore, use a wine opening and screw it into your belly button just to twist it, u can also try and turn into a outie with suction , pierce it with pins ect .... Upto you how far you will go babe c
I probably still have the video of my surgery when they when into my belly button.
SadieTaylor
11-03-2014, 10:20 AM
cardinal16: U get the pictures I sent u
Do u only look at messages for gold?
Well I alright paid last week I gave u 2 gold
Go look. NOW.
Story of my life today.
AnotherLily
11-03-2014, 10:28 AM
cardinal16: U get the pictures I sent u
Do u only look at messages for gold?
Well I alright paid last week I gave u 2 gold
Go look. NOW.
Story of my life today.
How far do these guys expect their gold to carry them? Like if I'm in a city with a rail system I pay for one ride at a time, if want to get on again, I have to pay again. It's so simple. And multi-passes are expensive.
IsobelWren
11-03-2014, 10:49 AM
"-hey there
-have you ever been raped or molested?"
who the fuck asks that....
Guys on cam.
Failed math: how many dildos do you have?
Me:five or six babe
Failed math: not enough! I wanted one for each of your holes!
Is there a full moon or something?
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/umy.gif
me: I'd rather be lame and alive than 'cool as fuck' and dead or brutally maimed lol
possiblepsycho: true
*kicks possiblepsycho*
I want to shake these guys. It's a cam site not a dating site and even if you saw an ad ( which happens) saying otherwise let me inform you, it's not. And you haven't spent any $ on me!!!! I'm much more inclined to bs you (although I don't want to lead anyone on or end up with a cam boyfriend turned stalker mofo) and play if you give me a financial incentive to do so. UGH
Ugh. These guys. They just don't get that male/female sexual relations exist in the constant shadow of potential violence. Like Marget Atwood said, "Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them." Like all the comments on that "10 hours of walking as a woman in NYC" video that showcased all the catcalling a average-looking woman wearing perfectly conservative clothing gets. They're all like, "What. It's a compliment. If that many hot ladies said shit to me while I walked down the street I'd be THRILLED!"
Yeah? That's because you never have to worry that a lady will kill you, attack you, rape you, or make it her quest to ruin your life because you said no to her and she feels entitled to your body. You never have to worry that if any of these things happen you will be maligned in the press or told you deserved it.
If I wasn't worried that any male whose attention I returned would enact violence upon me, I would "appreciate the attention" a lot more.
update:
http://i60.tinypic.com/21kmnig.png
How far do these guys expect their gold to carry them? Like if I'm in a city with a rail system I pay for one ride at a time, if want to get on again, I have to pay again. It's so simple. And multi-passes are expensive.
http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/charlie-murphy.gif
beauvoir
11-03-2014, 05:06 PM
After more than 5 minutes of small talk
idiot: don't want to rush
moi: hahaha, is that so?
that's cute
idiot: you seem pissed at that
moi: no, not pissed
more amused :-)
we don't have to play in paid chat, we can just talk :-)
idiot: amused?
moi: of course, it's funny :-)
idiot: I like looking and admiring
moi: i like earning a living
idiot: touche,
'
moi: which is why it's funny :-)
moi: but ok, we wonm't rush... you dont like to rush :-)
idiot: well the deal is iif someone beats me take them!
moi: the deal is, if you don't pay, you don't stay! Bye.
+kicked+
audritwo
11-03-2014, 06:19 PM
I got tired of people asking for anal, so I put on my topic no anal = no anal. Just to make it even more clearer.
special: so you do anal
no anal = anal
let's fuck your ass you virgin whore.
me: Really? man, I'm really concerned if you can walk across the street on your own.
also this happened.
asshat: is this live? it looks like this is prerecorded quality to good.
me: Yes, this is a recording. I recorded this 3 days ago, and I already knew what you were gonna say beforehand because I'm psychic!
asshat: i knew this site was fake i'm reporting you
me: okay, have fun reporting me! bye *says their name*
Holly_xoxo
11-03-2014, 06:39 PM
Loser: can you please give me a free private chat I can't afford one :(
Me : No
Loser :ok NP :-)
Phew! I'm so relieved that it wasn't a problem.
SimoneGray
11-04-2014, 04:20 AM
Douchebag on SM:
Me: I'm from LA
Douche: oh my god are you serious ? oh my god are you serious ??? los angelos
are you familiar with Four Seasons hotel in Los Angelos
??
wowwwwwww
this is the hotel where i will stay in december 24 for fashion design show
Me: Well I dont meet in real life so don't get any ideas.
Douche: i see
thanks anyway you have a nice face
see you later
woulda bought a show but you wont play ball.
Seriously dude!? FUCK YOU.
LoraDoll
11-04-2014, 09:13 PM
damon8716 : hey
damon8716 : ur so cute
damon8716 : gurl do u watch vampire diaries
A*** : ?
damon8716 : u watch tv shows/
damon8716 : im a college student
damon8716 : wut should id o
A*** : is a window there?
damon8716 : i broke up with my gurl
A*** : jump out. :*
I get terribled every day, how stupid the most of them... sometimes i laugh... by the way, not funny in any case. :<
SweetJulia
11-04-2014, 09:22 PM
^He jumped out of....what?