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JGB2009
11-05-2014, 12:59 AM
Had a dummy tonight wanting a free peek because he just got divorced..................haha what a excuse

kitty_frost
11-05-2014, 01:31 PM
just got this lovely request

dickhead: REMOV BOOBS PLZ CAT
dickhead:
KISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS N REMOV BOOBS
dickhead:
LET ME LOV N FK U LIK A REAL WIFE PLZ KAT MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
dickhead:
NO
(I have no idea what he was saying no to)
dickhead:B NKSDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDKAT
dickhead:BOOBSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS BOOBS OBS BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB BBBBBBOOBS


I didn't even kick him because me and another custie were having way too much fun ripping on him

Sunnylexie
11-05-2014, 10:28 PM
Me: WHat brings you here?
Creepough: u
to see u
Creepough: so we can play
Me: what are you into?
Creepough: want to have u naked
love oral and anal
Me: let's go pvt and undress me, then)
I do both, but no ATM
Creepough: love to bend u over and eat u good
spank ur ass
tie u up
i like it all
Me: bondage is done in Exclusive, if you're interested)
Creepough: no bondage online
just in person
by the way where u live
Me: lol now that sounds creepy
Creepough: how can i vivist u
Me: I don't meet sorry.
I only give shows)
Creepough: guess u are not the only person in ur city
i am not trying to meet
Me: But you asked how you could visit me?
Creepough: i said that to make u feel safe
Me: I don't know what you're talking about, but this is totally not making me feel safer lol.
Creepough: i reallly just wanted to know if u live in london or somewhere else
u too uptight

justanothercamgirl
11-06-2014, 07:37 AM
Me: WHat brings you here?
Creepough: u
to see u
Creepough: so we can play
Me: what are you into?
Creepough: want to have u naked
love oral and anal
Me: let's go pvt and undress me, then)
I do both, but no ATM
Creepough: love to bend u over and eat u good
spank ur ass
tie u up
i like it all
Me: bondage is done in Exclusive, if you're interested)
Creepough: no bondage online
just in person
by the way where u live
Me: lol now that sounds creepy
Creepough:how can i vivist u
Me: I don't meet sorry.
I only give shows)
Creepough: guess u are not the only person in ur city
i am not trying to meet
Me: But you asked how you could visit me?
Creepough: i said that to make u feel safe
Me: I don't know what you're talking about, but this is totally not making me feel safer lol.
Creepough: i reallly just wanted to know if u live in london or somewhere else
u too uptight

http://media0.giphy.com/media/LhV9LprOEnrIA/giphy.gif

Holly_xoxo
11-06-2014, 02:43 PM
Moocher: can I se ur ass pls
Me: I don't show it in free chat
Moocher: Y
Me: It isn't a charity ass for porn hobos
Moocher: O ok

Moocher leaves room

Where do these guys get off asking why I choose to not do something in my room? That's really irritating me lately.

hyori
11-06-2014, 05:45 PM
"It isn't a charity ass for porn hobos." - Holly_xoxo

Imma use dat as my sig. I loves it.

Holly_xoxo
11-06-2014, 05:52 PM
"It isn't a charity ass for porn hobos." - Holly_xoxo

Imma use dat as my sig. I loves it.

Awww, shucks! I'm flattered :) Lol....use it well, my friend.

They really do remind me of hobos but instead of asking for change, it's " Boobs....BOOOooooOOOoooBBbbbssss" or ass, pussy, cornhole..etc...

Sar_bee
11-07-2014, 07:10 AM
LOL, some guy did a show with me the other day and rated me 5 stars and then left this comment.

"This girl is perfect. She knows all she's good for it getting cocks to blow their loads. And she does that very well. "

Is that supposed to be a compliment? Back handed? Just a stupid boy? I don't understand.

hyori
11-07-2014, 07:37 AM
It's a compliment. You made him blow his load so hard he lost brain cells and wrote with extremely bad grammar.

Tigrillo
11-07-2014, 08:31 AM
^^ LOL that made me spit out my coffee!! :D XD

LingerieMilf
11-07-2014, 11:17 AM
Feet! Feet! Show me Feet bb!
Really I'm sitting here with my tits out rubbing my snatch and all you want is to see my feet. What the hell. At least put it in a tip note!

KimKlass
11-07-2014, 11:44 AM
I received this custom vid request while on cam today. I literally LOL'd. Here we go (I will provide my commentary after in parentheses because I am that damn bored):

************************************************** **********************
Can you make a custom creampie video with an east indian guy on nude beach? please

It's doesn't have to be soon you can take your time.
I am ready to pay whatever tokens you want?

If you don't know any you can get to know someone through online tools (craigslist, other dating sites)
It's ok if it takes like a month or so.
************************************************** **********************************

(Why does it have to be an East Indian man? What if want a regular one? Wut ... a nude beach ... in the U.S.? Maybe he's expecting me to find a beachfront nudist colony? Ah! I see, he's thoughtfully provided me a way to seek out this coveted East Indian man- Craigslist, of course! I'd previously had no idea that Craigslist was a popular hangout for East Indian men to make beach porn with. Sleeping with random men off Craigslist is always an awesome idea. Like it's pretty safe and I hear the guys there are real gentlemen. And how courteous! He granted me a month or so to get this cinematic wonder completed. I know, I'll give him a discount! For being so thoughtful.)

KimKlass
11-07-2014, 11:48 AM
Moocher: can I se ur ass pls
Me: I don't show it in free chat
Moocher: Y
Me: It isn't a charity ass for porn hobos
Moocher: O ok

Moocher leaves room

Where do these guys get off asking why I choose to not do something in my room? That's really irritating me lately.

"Porn Hobos". Omg. Dying. I am totally using that.

KimKlass
11-07-2014, 11:55 AM
LOL, some guy did a show with me the other day and rated me 5 stars and then left this comment.

"This girl is perfect. She knows all she's good for it getting cocks to blow their loads. And she does that very well. "

Is that supposed to be a compliment? Back handed? Just a stupid boy? I don't understand.

It's not a compliment. Not for you, anyway. It's a compliment for himself, congratulating him on putting you firmly in your place below him as a "dumb whore". The thing is, he hasn't even finished, like, evolving yet so he doesn't realize that you outrank him as a human being.

audritwo
11-07-2014, 01:05 PM
LOL, some guy did a show with me the other day and rated me 5 stars and then left this comment.

"This girl is perfect. She knows all she's good for it getting cocks to blow their loads. And she does that very well. "

Is that supposed to be a compliment? Back handed? Just a stupid boy? I don't understand.

You can get any negative comments removed. Explain to support that this is just offensive.

SexyLittleThing
11-07-2014, 01:18 PM
Cheap guy: hey
Me: hey
Cheap guy: how horny ar e you now baby?
Me: really horny
Cheap guy: can u show me ur tits plz
Me: can u show me ur money plz

*leaves*

I laughed so hard :D I don't know what do they think they are or is it really true that all the girls show their goods for free and when someone asks them? :D

hyori
11-07-2014, 06:49 PM
"Exhibit boobs."

Really, Google Translate comes up with that when translating Czech to English. Officially the new, "open tits, bb".

Glamourmilf
11-08-2014, 08:24 AM
A repeat enters chat to say he doesn't have time for a show, but to inform me he's going to be on LETTERMAN show, and can we meet up?
I tell him, "No, because I'm going to be on Johnny Carson on that very same night."
39560

AnotherLily
11-08-2014, 10:36 AM
Grossguy: im sorry but i wanna see u take a dump oneday...
on the toilet...

me: *laughs* lol girls don't do that *cackles*

Grossguy: yes u do just like us men

me: *laughs* ok... bye

*Grossguy has logged off*

AnotherLily
11-08-2014, 10:36 AM
Dbl post

pippapippa
11-08-2014, 07:05 PM
anul?



...Need I say more?

fatoldbroad
11-08-2014, 10:25 PM
idiot member: jiggle tits bb
me: jiggle wallet bb
idiot member: why I have to jiggle?
Me: maybe some money will fall out and you can stop annoying me with the begging?

Tigrillo
11-08-2014, 11:37 PM
don'tknowshit: where u from bb?
me: Mexico
don'tknowshit: ???
me: (type) Mexican bb.
don'tknowjackshit: ???
me: ??
him: WHERE ARE YOU FROM?
me: MEXICAN. JEEZ.
him: THAT IS NOT FROM THAT IS A RACE
I DIDN'T ASK ABOUT RACE
me: MEXICAN IS NOT A RACE.
him: yes it is.
me: it's not. It's nationality. I'm Mexican
him: that's your color. where are you from?
me: JEEZ DUDE. MEXICAN. FROM MEXICO.
him: you're a bitch.

o.O

Glamourmilf
11-09-2014, 07:49 AM
Freeloader 'Expired custie' e-mails me---"Why did you ban me? I was just going to take You prvt."

He's been in my chat room for over a year since his last prvt., and never even says hello. >:(
Buh Bye!

Vlodina
11-09-2014, 09:14 AM
Ur pink!! And sassy!!
REd head and Are U puffer fish??
DO those two puff up when U show off!!
I swell when I do Wondered about U ??
Ure tomgue does or is that normal size!!
Likes slow motion??

reversecowgirl
11-09-2014, 09:32 AM
this one was so long i will just tell the short version here. SPH guy comes in. asks for SPH. we go pvt. he won't get on cam. he wants me to type. i let loose on him. typed every line i could think of. he types "my cock is the best cock in the world" and leaves. w. t. h. lol

SexyLittleThing
11-09-2014, 02:56 PM
39598

LoraDoll
11-09-2014, 05:55 PM
I had strange feelings with that guy, and decided, i ll ignore him:
(i was stared to stipperweb while he talked to me, after a long pvt, i felt great, by the way) Lately , looked back to window, and that s what i've seen :D

TEXAS_HOLD_EM : u're very sexy
TEXAS_HOLD_EM : Do u have high heels on? i love girls in heels >> (things go wrong, whe he recognize, nobody cares about him) :d
...
TEXAS_HOLD_EM : i think that u're little bored and tired...
...
TEXAS_HOLD_EM : I see that you're about to cry
...
TEXAS_HOLD_EM : I feel sorry for you, but I think that some people are worse off than you
TEXAS_HOLD_EM : If I could do something to improve your life , I swear I'd do it.

well, there s no way anymore, to feel myself bad or demotivated by retards. They reminds me, how better i am.


+
syner21 : all credits finish in 5m
syner21 : bull shit
>> all his total $10.
And that was 3 min. What should i say? Spend some more next time :cutie:

fatoldbroad
11-09-2014, 07:53 PM
Thorszgood : BB can I see tits or do u want money?

me talking: Damn Baby!! how did you know!!! I got up at 4 am. Just so I could get a shower fix my hair and do my makeup and get dressed all special to spend the next 10 hours online. Before that I paid for the computer, the camera, the clothes, the internet, the phone, the toys, the outfits, and I spent all that money just so every time you guys come in my room I can pull out my tits and show them off! Thank you!!! You have made my millennium!!!

Thorszgood: how about a dollar?

Me: Block

LoraDoll
11-09-2014, 08:37 PM
^^
haha. similar here tonight

Do u want pvt? 20x times.
: Nope. i want to tease idiots in free chat for nothing, all night, every day. Just like every other girl on the site. We do not want pvt, and fun. > luckily, somebody saved the day, and took me pvt after that.:meditate:

pippapippa
11-09-2014, 09:00 PM
Fingering myself in private, all of my body on display

Guy comes into my room:
hi

what are you doing



Um...


i think i talk with you in the past and you and i had some words
me: I don't know. I don't remember you
you do remember me
me: no, I don't
thats good news
me: was it recently?
yes
you still need to write people down
you still have very nasty mood about things i remember that from you

LOL BLOCK

pippapippa
11-10-2014, 07:30 AM
i went to school with a girl that always had a little vibe in her pants and would make herself cum in class lol



Of all the things that have never happened, this has never happened the most.


EDIT:
tips a dollar

I'm a tit man


Congratulations, tip 4 more and you can see them

audritwo
11-10-2014, 08:13 AM
Been doing 4 minute $1 gold shows lately. I've noticed more people have to complain about shows when they spend a dollar... like such

Butthole: Worst dollar ever spent. Fucking fake orgasms.
Me: Oh those weren't fake. Hard to fake when you got 5,000 rpm going on your clit.
Butthole: No those were fucking fake. Sad.
ME: You know what's sad, you don't even know what a female orgasm is. You've probably never gave a woman an orgasm. Shame. I guess we all know why you are truly here.
Awesome reg: Rush that asshole to the burn unit, quick!

Bagofdildos: I can't believe I spent a buck on your jello ass. Go to the gym and tone it up, you are getting fat
Me: (This guy lit up my world, because first time anyone has said that to me like ever. I've been making it a huge deal that I'm 110lbs now) THANK YOU!
Bagofdildos: I was being serious
Me: Ya, me too.
Bagofdildos: You rachet camwhore
Me: Omg no ones called me rachet before. I feel like I finally made it!

Sprinkledick: She didn't even fuck her self lame
Me: It was a quarter a minute, of course I'm not gonna fuck myself. You have to pay more then that.
Sprinkledick: i want my quarter back.
Me: cool, I'll keep the 75 cents then.

SimoneGray
11-10-2014, 08:20 AM
^^ Wow...this has left me speechless. I am actually shocked that people would be so cheap and whiny for $1. Holy shit.

pippapippa
11-10-2014, 08:46 AM
Ugh, that's why I don't do many gold shows. I know they can make a lot of money, but I can't deal with the shitty customers.

audritwo
11-10-2014, 10:14 AM
I don't really mind too much. I'm not gonna get everyone's jollies off. I get it! Don't be angry with me if I didn't do it for ya! Take me to private to finish, or go elsewhere. I don't mind.

AnotherLily
11-10-2014, 02:38 PM
somebroketroll: this cant be life

me: what do you mean hun?

somebroketroll: hi hru

somebroketroll: this and your hair

me: *laughs* It's all me baby, real hair, real tits lol

somebroketroll: show your tits

me: paste message of how much a tit flash is

somebroketroll: shake your ass

me: If you want me to do something you have to give me gold (plus I rarely shake my ass on cam I have a no twerking policy lol)

somebroketroll: bitch you on a site shaking that ass and acting like you a doctor instead of a cam girl
bye felicia you threw hair ugly teeth ugly face ugly and acting hard boo and bye

me: *laughing*

I tried to ban them but they left

Why is it the most entitled have the least to offer are the most demanding? Oh and they had 'dollar' or 'money' in their name so you know they have money ::) lawl

Procrasturbator
11-10-2014, 09:12 PM
(Before this he was trying to pay with Paypal/Amazon, not wanting to tell me where he found me, etc. Eventually I just sent him all of my ads and he picked one.)

[7:59:09 PM] Him: ok
[7:59:16 PM] Him: and could u call me?
[7:59:21 PM] Him: i would like to check u here
[7:59:24 PM] Him: and check cam qulity
[8:00:21 PM] Me: Sure, I offer a one minute non-nude, non-sexual preview for $10. If you get a show you can take the $10 off the price of the show so it's effectively free.
[8:00:35 PM] Him: ???
[8:00:49 PM] Me: What is your question?
[8:01:55 PM] Him: its look like strange
[8:02:04 PM] Him: always girls give preview
[8:02:13 PM] Me: Lmao, you are so full of shit.

Aaaand blocked. What pisses me off is that they get off on getting one over on us. That's the only reason I can think of for them to try that. There are thousands of girls on free chat sites so it's not like this is the only way they can see a camgirl sitting around for free. They must do it because they know we don't want to give them a preview, we shouldn't have to give them a preview, but if we do give them a preview it's with the hope that they'll get a show... and then they don't buy a show and they furiously jerk themselves off to the thought of disappointing us. Fuck that noise.

audritwo
11-11-2014, 11:35 AM
Came back from private..

Dude: How was it?
Me: How was what?
Dude: you know
Me: I'm not going to tell you, you have to find out on your own
Dude: attitude smh *leaves*

Attitude? Because I don't want to share how a private was with a paying member? Uh huh, okay sir. None of your beeswax. Nope.

pippapippa
11-11-2014, 04:26 PM
Can you give me a full lesson on the parts of your pussy
I just dont know about the parts of your pussy so i would like to find out
I AM A SCIENTIST
I AM STUDYING THE PUSSY



also, this:
pussy hot baby
yes pussy hot
yes
up baby

SimoneGray
11-11-2014, 04:52 PM
Can you give me a full lesson on the parts of your pussy
I just dont know about the parts of your pussy so i would like to find out
I AM A SCIENTIST
I AM STUDYING THE PUSSY

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Sunnylexie
11-11-2014, 08:34 PM
^^ Wow...this has left me speechless. I am actually shocked that people would be so cheap and whiny for $1. Holy shit.

I think these guys pay not for the show itself but for a chance to piss in a punchbowl. $1 is a cheap price for an opportunity to trigger a person's mental issue and render them unable to work for a month or more (they know there are many models with ED or body image issues) or to kill the boners of 10+ guys in the paid session with just one remark.

Charlotteslut
11-12-2014, 03:52 PM
guys that are like "I'm new just seeing what this site is about" like that entitles them to ask a zillion questions...bro we both know this is a porn site...u are into porn...so why don't you...pay for some porn maybe...on the porn site you are on...that I'm working on...to provide porn...on this site...you signed up with a credit card on...

LimaRitz
11-12-2014, 04:19 PM
Omg girl I was done at the color related comments because that shit happens to me all the time and sometimes it gets harder and harder to laugh that shit off. I don't even do camming. I just dance and mother fuckers say shit like that to me in the private rooms all the time... like sir why did you wait to be racist in private if it's something you believe in?! I'm re-thinking trying to do camming now. It's not worth it to take comments like that because they don't even tip me that much back there and I can only assume those people are the same one who don't even want the longer cam sessions smh. I feel like I should have pasties that say "ignorance will not be tolerated unless you got stacks..." and the other nipple will have "...of 100s"

Staples
11-12-2014, 04:58 PM
guys that are like "I'm new just seeing what this site is about" like that entitles them to ask a zillion questions...bro we both know this is a porn site...u are into porn...so why don't you...pay for some porn maybe...on the porn site you are on...that I'm working on...to provide porn...on this site...you signed up with a credit card on...
I hate those guys too but I have managed to turn a couple into good paying customers. Only one or two in two years though lol!

Spinnerette
11-12-2014, 05:49 PM
WeakLoser: hell idon't smile like a fool to me, loserbetter greet me or go out stupid !

Me: What?

*WeakLoser has logged off*

????

reversecowgirl
11-12-2014, 06:12 PM
idkwtfiam: own me mistress
me: ok go private right fucking now
idkwtfiam: *leaves*

stupid fucks don't know what they are by the hour

pippapippa
11-12-2014, 06:42 PM
^^ Subs never pull that shit in free chat. The only ones who do never pay.

reversecowgirl
11-12-2014, 06:44 PM
the pretendtobe's are abundant tonight.

pippapippa
11-12-2014, 06:47 PM
I had a ton of them as well