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Cam_chick
12-12-2011, 11:05 AM
I am just so sick of that "nice guy" who comes into your MFC room when you have clothes off count down going on. "I bet you'd have a ton of guys in here if you took that top off!" "You're so beautiful, I'd love to see your body." On and on with that complimenting nonsense trying to bullshit me out of my clothes instead of tipping. And I have to act all sweet and coy 'Oh you're so nice, but we have to reach my goal!' while he pouts and goes on. Fucking fuck you. Pay, or get out.

MommieLongLegs
12-12-2011, 05:53 PM
piper00: hey beautiful
hru
sorry my sound is not working
can u pls type


piper00: hun do u have long hair


MommieLongLegs: im wonderful piper thanks for asking babe

piper00: ur welcome

piper00: u r really beautiful n i mean it

piper00: where r u from hun

piper00: bb pls wear hair down

MommieLongLegs: no piper

MommieLongLegs: sorry

MommieLongLegs: today is a bad hair day

piper00: plsssssssssssssssssssss
for tip

MommieLongLegs: no

piper00: for tip?

piper00: cmon bb for tip

piper00: for gold

MommieLongLegs: im sorry not today. u must not understand Black hair lol

piper00: i do hun am black

MommieLongLegs: how much gold

piper00: dats y i love black wear with beautiful long hair
2 gold bb

MommieLongLegs: well my hair is wild n crazy right now lol and sorry no

piper00: which makes it better hun
natural n long

MommieLongLegs: no

piper00: will love to hold on it n pull it doggy
cmon sexy

piper00: just for piper

piper00: wear it down
seems lyk u r a southern girl
am i ryt?

piper00: ???????

piper00: cmon sexy pls wear hair down or just move cam up so i see hair

piper00: pls just show me hair

piper00: bb will u put hair down for 5 gold

piper00: ok move cam up

piper00: bb 3 gold

piper00: plssssss

piper00 has been blocked


Maybe I shouldn't have blocked him but he was distracting me lol. Should I let him come back? He wasn't bad compared to a lot of the guys asking for pussy shots lol

Bird of Paradise
12-12-2011, 06:03 PM
piper00: hey beautiful
hru
sorry my sound is not working
can u pls type


piper00: hun do u have long hair


MommieLongLegs: im wonderful piper thanks for asking babe

piper00: ur welcome

piper00: u r really beautiful n i mean it

piper00: where r u from hun

piper00: bb pls wear hair down

MommieLongLegs: no piper

MommieLongLegs: sorry

MommieLongLegs: today is a bad hair day

piper00: plsssssssssssssssssssss
for tip

MommieLongLegs: no

piper00: for tip?

piper00: cmon bb for tip

piper00: for gold

MommieLongLegs: im sorry not today. u must not understand Black hair lol

piper00: i do hun am black

MommieLongLegs: how much gold

piper00: dats y i love black wear with beautiful long hair
2 gold bb

MommieLongLegs: well my hair is wild n crazy right now lol and sorry no

piper00: which makes it better hun
natural n long

MommieLongLegs: no

piper00: will love to hold on it n pull it doggy
cmon sexy

piper00: just for piper

piper00: wear it down
seems lyk u r a southern girl
am i ryt?

piper00: ???????

piper00: cmon sexy pls wear hair down or just move cam up so i see hair

piper00: pls just show me hair

piper00: bb will u put hair down for 5 gold

piper00: ok move cam up

piper00: bb 3 gold

piper00: plssssss

piper00 has been blocked


Maybe I shouldn't have blocked him but he was distracting me lol. Should I let him come back? He wasn't bad compared to a lot of the guys asking for pussy shots lol

Wtf? The best is how he goes from offering 2 gold, then 5, then goes DOWN to 3 gold. ::)
I probably would've blocked too, unless my room wasn't busy and I had time for his nagging BS. Not worth the hassle for what a chat-clogging pain in the ass he was being. Would probably come back every day and expect you to jump through hoops for little or nothing, "just for piper". Remember that one time last month I gave u 2 gold bb? Plsssssss! Do it for piper!

MommieLongLegs
12-13-2011, 01:14 PM
Message I received today from jigga:

u hardly does be on this isn't it


....So profound, so well-spoken! I couldn't have said it better myself. I'm just in awe of this fine gentleman. lol

luscious sadie
12-13-2011, 03:05 PM
"why are you doing this to yourself when you could be a lawyer and make 200,000 a year??"
"most lawyers don't make 200k a year PLUS I would have to pay for law school and go to law school and spend time doing grunt work that I don't want to!"
"ok so maybe a lawyer makes 100,000 a year you should still do that"
"I can make close to that by camming and stripping without going to law school and working my ass off doing something I DON'T WANT TO"
"you deserve better"
"why are you on this site if you think I could do better? I like doing this. I don't want to work hard like a lawyer has to. I don't want to do that"
"ok bb DP in pvt?"
block

I love that he went from "make 200k a year!" to "okay 100k a year!" like that's nothing.

Spinnerette
12-13-2011, 03:18 PM
"we should have a baby and it will have the nicest ass in the world!"



This made me laugh way harder than it should have. Reminds me of something my husband would say (we're twisted freaks, yeah :-[)

I posted about this elsewhere, but I'm tired of people equating Alt performer with Suicide Girls. "You should be a Suicide Girl". No. No I shouldn't and no she shouldn't. Like being attractive and having body modifications means that's what one should aspire to ultimately. I hate that.

(But then I've always hated compliments that are followed up with "You should model!", even back when I looked "normal". I don't know why)

luscious sadie
12-14-2011, 11:46 AM
you should be an sg so we can violate our contract, not allow you to have another job for 2 years after, sue our best photographers for leaving us and give members' money to the IDF. Oh and also, if you have any problems with us you are gone and we will still use your photos even though we said that we wouldn't. And ps, you will get paid very little for your sets. Also, did I mention the 2 years....

Spinnerette
12-14-2011, 01:16 PM
you should be an sg so we can violate our contract, not allow you to have another job for 2 years after, sue our best photographers for leaving us and give members' money to the IDF. Oh and also, if you have any problems with us you are gone and we will still use your photos even though we said that we wouldn't. And ps, you will get paid very little for your sets. Also, did I mention the 2 years....

I wasn't even going to get into the subject of how very not glamorous and exploitative they are, but yeah. I can (and do) take my own half-naked concept photos for promotion. Not as "legit" to the "general public" I suppose, but who gives a damn. Boobs.

shywebcamgirl
12-14-2011, 07:34 PM
you should be an sg so we can violate our contract, not allow you to have another job for 2 years after, sue our best photographers for leaving us and give members' money to the IDF. Oh and also, if you have any problems with us you are gone and we will still use your photos even though we said that we wouldn't. And ps, you will get paid very little for your sets. Also, did I mention the 2 years....

I had to explain that to someone who came into my room today and told me I should do sets for them. I told him that were not nice to their girls and that I rather masturbate with a cheese grater than give them any of my content. ::)

PeachyPie
12-14-2011, 11:25 PM
you should be an sg so we can violate our contract, not allow you to have another job for 2 years after, sue our best photographers for leaving us and give members' money to the IDF. Oh and also, if you have any problems with us you are gone and we will still use your photos even though we said that we wouldn't. And ps, you will get paid very little for your sets. Also, did I mention the 2 years....

There was a model on SG who was murdered and SG still has her sets on their website :mad:

luscious sadie
12-15-2011, 12:35 AM
There was a model on SG who was murdered and SG still has her sets on their website :mad:

that's horrible.

ClaudiaReina
12-15-2011, 01:05 AM
AnnoyingSub: (small talk)
Me: (small talk)
AnnoyingSub: Oh, Goddess, you're beautiful!
Me: (small talk)
AnnoyingSub: Do you like it when your have so much power over a man?
Me: (ignores)
AnnoyingSub: Goddess, do you want to torture my useless balls?
Me: (ignores)
AnnoyingSub: Goddess, what can I do to make you happy?!
Me: Well, you can take me private...
AnnoyingSub: I'm so sorry, Goddess, I have no money! What's my punishment?
Me: You get banned. (ban!)

MommieLongLegs
12-15-2011, 09:57 AM
One of my favorites:

Him: Can I eat your pussy?
Me: Yeah...in private
Him: I'm broke boo
Me: (ban)

or

Him: We should meet up
Me: I don't meet people on here.
Him: We might have a future togetha
Me: This isn't match.com
Him: U never know
(he was eventually banned for wasting my time)

(Skype)

Him: wussup
Me: you want a session?
Him: not right now. i wanna talk
Me: I use this acct for business only
Him: o ok how was your day
Me: why are you still talkin to me
Him: cuz i does be talkin to fam n friends on here for free
Me: (delete and block from both Skype and SM)

Trix66
12-17-2011, 04:34 PM
I got my first one star rating today. It wasn't my most professional moment, but I've been playing a lot of MW3 lately, and I pictured this guy as one of those losers who calls everyone hackers and campers, and it fucked me up.

hi where u from?
no speakers

You should get headphones

parents might walk in

Dork.

can i c ure asss plz baby


Yup.

So he leaves. And comes back.


baby can u get up plz

For free?

as a teaser...

I'm a five star model. I don't do teasers.

5 star model with no member comments...
...bit stranged
strange

They take forever to get approved by SM.
I asked.

Then, in premium.

ill give u the benefit of the doubt....
lets c what ureamde of....

(Just...fuck him!)

I don't want your money.
You're a loser.
Go ahead and give me a shit rating.

I know I should've just rolled with it, but this fucking loser who has to be afraid his parents are going to walk in is going to give ME the benefit of the doubt?

MommieLongLegs
12-17-2011, 05:58 PM
^^^ I hate that "prove to me you're worth it" mentality bull shit. How about prove to me that you get ass in real life with that attitude. lol

shywebcamgirl
12-18-2011, 12:07 AM
I lost my patience today in free chat. I think I am just worn down by all the beggers.

him: Can I plz see your breasts?

me: Can I please have you take me to private? (*with mock begging tone*)

him: Plz bb, just one nipple?

me: Please baby, just one minute in private? Please baby, just one little minute? (*mock begging tone starts to get louder and over the top as I look directly into the camera.)

him: Come on, please. Please just flash me?

me: Come on, please, please baby. Just flash me that pvt? Just for a second? Oh please? Please? Please? (*now begging and pleading into the camera with my hands in a pray postion --- loud and completely beyond over the top.)

He just lol and then left me alone. I'd be lying if I didn't say I wasn't now tempted to do the same thing to every begger who comes into the room. Let's see how THEY fucking like it for once. }:D

neliana
12-18-2011, 03:03 AM
Squirt bb. Squirt now! SQUIRT! WTF SQUIRT! WHY AENT U SQUIRTING???? SQUIRT

I got this in prvt today..like dude I don't squirt on command! And ordering me to SQUIRT is not going to turn me on and make me gush all of a sudden. I really hope he doesn't do that to girls he dates in real life (that is, if he can find a date irl! lol) I always make it clear in free chat that I only squirt now and then when I am really turned on. Is that supposed to turn me on? geez!

Incantatious
12-18-2011, 05:12 AM
When I'm taken exclusive and going c2c with a guy whose cam is on his FACE (which looks either BORED or PISSED OFF) who doesn't really care what I do on cam, doesn't seem to be enjoying himself, and asks me things like THIS:

"mmm bb i seriously wish i could fuck u..
are you SURE u won't do nething irl???"

All the time I'm fucking scared of getting a bad rating from this guy who could be getting me to do almost ANYTHING sexual, but instead chooses to ask me shit about a profession (escorting) I am clearly NOT IN.

lydiastardust
12-18-2011, 05:41 AM
I hate when guys command me to cum, especially in group/public. I always tell them they'll know when it happens, but, jeez..."Oh, I wasn't going to cum, but NOW, yes! I'm cumming! I just needed that reminder of what happens during sex/masturbation! Thanks for reminding me!" Actually, that's a sex thing I hate in general, on cam or irl. When a guy is like, "oooh I want to make you cumm....." the first thing I think is, "less talk! more action! just make me!"

Pike
12-18-2011, 08:04 AM
Yesterday I had some guy in my room speaking broken english and begging for freebies. After a while, I got sick of it and let him have it and surprise! Someone got all butthurt. And then he was like "ur fired! ur fired! go home! ur ugly!" Yeah? I was pretty 2 minutes ago when you wanted to see my tits and ass.

neliana
12-18-2011, 10:54 AM
When I'm taken exclusive and going c2c with a guy whose cam is on his FACE (which looks either BORED or PISSED OFF) who doesn't really care what I do on cam, doesn't seem to be enjoying himself, and asks me things like THIS:

"mmm bb i seriously wish i could fuck u..
are you SURE u won't do nething irl???"

All the time I'm fucking scared of getting a bad rating from this guy who could be getting me to do almost ANYTHING sexual, but instead chooses to ask me shit about a profession (escorting) I am clearly NOT IN.

Omg this drives me nuts!!! I prefer to just see their dick in c2c, it's soooo awkward when they put the cam on their face and just sit there doing nothing or bugging you about meeting IRL.

I had one guy turn on his cam and just sit there with a bored expression, telling me to "do something interesting". No masturbating or dirty talk, just him looking unimpressed and bored.

MommieLongLegs
12-18-2011, 12:16 PM
^^^This is when I'd be tempted to say "Entice' me to (while making quote gestures with my fingers) 'do something interesting'"

whirlerz
12-18-2011, 04:50 PM
Yesterday I had some guy in my room speaking broken english and begging for freebies. After a while, I got sick of it and let him have it and surprise! Someone got all butthurt. And then he was like "ur fired! ur fired! go home! ur ugly!" Yeah? I was pretty 2 minutes ago when you wanted to see my tits and ass.

What an asshole!^
I just got, (HATE THIS)
"Do you do Skype shows w/Pay pal"? Sure, ass, so you can charge back & fuck me over, riiight?::)

lydiastardust
12-18-2011, 05:39 PM
Lately I've just been banning people as soon as they beg/annoy me. Fuck second chances; you're an asshole. And I don't want these people to be my customers anyway...not like they've EVER spent money on me. Next!

PrincessLavender
12-19-2011, 07:36 PM
I had someone ask me if I knew how to make myself cum because all the other girls can't. I said yes, he takes pvt. I start masturbating and surprise, surprise I get "put your toy in and fuck yourself really fast"

roast
12-19-2011, 07:44 PM
"how big is your vagina?"

Aurora_Sunset
12-20-2011, 12:19 PM
(in free chat)

him: I'm stroking my 11 inches for you
me: my god, 11 inches? That sounds terrifying and painful. I would run away if I saw that
him: you like big cock?
me: obviously not
him: *leaves*

I like big cock, not MONSTER cock. Doubt you're even that big, and even if you were, it would not be a turn on. I prefer my cervix unbruised, thanks.

Marleysade
12-20-2011, 12:41 PM
on my room topic on sm i have "will show for gold" and i still get guys barking orders at me trying to get free shit!

i had a guy ask to see ass and i said "read my topic" and than they leave...thats what i thought cheap ass!

sweetheather
12-20-2011, 12:48 PM
sexyrichmale: "Want a sugar daddy?"
a minute later
srm: Show toes
Me: Tip first if you have a request
srm: Show toes
Me: You're a shitty sugar daddy, you have to pay to play
-he leaves-

luscious sadie
12-20-2011, 12:54 PM
(in free chat)

him: I'm stroking my 11 inches for you
me: my god, 11 inches? That sounds terrifying and painful. I would run away if I saw that
him: you like big cock?
me: obviously not
him: *leaves*

I like big cock, not MONSTER cock. Doubt you're even that big, and even if you were, it would not be a turn on. I prefer my cervix unbruised, thanks.

I don't know why they always think "bigger is better". I have found that my boyfriend's 7" is too big sometimes.

in fact, the best sex that I have ever had was with a guy whose dick was about the same size as my four fingers turned into a fist. He knew he didn't have the size so he learned what to do with it.

JuliAnne333
12-20-2011, 10:11 PM
^^ Beware, a few months ago a guy on AW took me into a long private and had me get a measuring tape, play with it, show him how long I think his dick is, etc.

Then the next morning I found all my credits had disappeared because he had used a stolen credit card. >:(

Probably not the same guy, but could be!

Holy Crap! I was just reading all the posts in this thread, and found this entry.. this IS the freaking guy who visited me on AW the other day whom I was asking what it meant to have a "Manual Escrow Debit"...he came in, was fine just chit chatting for a decent amount of time, then, said that he wanted me to *guess* how big he was. That he would leave me a HUGE tip if I was right after the show. Told me to get a tape measure and measure the dildo I had...I had another method by which I can ascertain size (funny, this guy didn't have a cam to verify) so I asked him his birth data... and proceeded to guess correctly his size. Well, indeed, he spent a nice amount of time, and left a nice tip..but, it was GONE the next day! So, how is this *tape measure* guy allowed to keep coming back? What a jerk. I think he was shocked I had one in my purse! I didn't have to go search for it, it's just a small one I have all the time.

How weird.

sillykitty
12-21-2011, 05:07 AM
I finally got through my 40 free hours so I was telling the free chat they ain't NEVER GONNA SEE ME AGAIN and they better enjoy me now.

"that's why you have to show all bb
show all you have"

so I was like "Screw you all!" and signed off. Yaaaaay!

YAAAAAAAY!

Marleysade
12-21-2011, 03:13 PM
I had a guy that kept asking for freebies
me:would u go to burger king and ask 4 samples?
him: yes cuz i can"have it my way"(omg)
me: yeah same concept here WHEN U PAY FOR IT! DUMBASS YOU AVE NO ARGUMENT SO U CAN LEAVE
HIM:SHOW ASS
ME: (KICK!) lol

come back in 20 mins
him:can we start over?
me:sure you have gold?
him: I AM GOLD!
BAN!!

Timor
12-21-2011, 04:58 PM
'I'm going to give you an orgasm.'
Oh really, pumpkin?

Incantatious
12-21-2011, 06:27 PM
If there was a thread called "AMAZING hilarious fantastic shit I've heard on cam..." THIS would go in it, but there isn't, and I'm not sure it'd be as popular as this, but I think THIS gem would qualify:

In free chat:

Him: i cannot explain totally - but I love young face and hairy pussy. Its like a contrast between beeing innocent and dirty together.

Me: :-D I understand perfectly.

Him: You are from UK. My English isnt so good.

Me: The quality of English you speak is better than most English speaking people I see on here.


LATER! In private chat:

Him: i cum up into my face
very massively

:')

I am SO stealin' that line.

LaceyCummings
12-22-2011, 09:36 AM
Something that has been bugging me lately is guys adding "today" to their dumb questions.

"What toys do you have today bb?" :O Do you think I have a toy rotation schedule?

"Do you have your ball gag today?" Nope! Ball gag is Weds and Fridays only bb! Even though you saw me use it yesterday for you, it's now mysteriously gone! Be sure to ask if I have it tomorrow...You never know!}:D

I guess these questions might make sense if I was working from a studio...but it still seems unnecessary to add "today." Even if I did work in a studio, wouldn't I bring the same toys with me to work every time?

HaydenBlue
12-23-2011, 01:37 AM
Earlier I had some guy in my free chat, who asks to "see some ass bb."

me - "Nope, tip for request."

guy - "Even for feet?"

me - "Yes."

...

guy - "Jew!"


lololololololol

shywebcamgirl
12-23-2011, 08:30 AM
Earlier I had some guy in my free chat, who asks to "see some ass bb."

me - "Nope, tip for request."

guy - "Even for feet?"

me - "Yes."

...

guy - "Jew!"


lololololololol

Bawahahahahaha! Okay, that was seriously the best EVAR

whirlerz
12-23-2011, 02:26 PM
Wow, rude of him..
One guy just told me, "I drank too much, can't get it up".. then gtfu

PrincessLavender
12-23-2011, 03:55 PM
carlosway: ur cam is horrible
carlosway: u look great
mw: hmm no one else seems to be having a problem
carlosway: yea its blurry
carlosway: i usually look for super clear cam
carlosway: and like 1.99 a minute
carlosway: abd oif oucrse a hot girl
me: well, sorry there's nothing i can do

First of all, anyone with a "super clear cam" should not be charging a $1.99 a min. Second, obviously my cam is not up to your standards (even though it's been fine to everyone else for the past 2 hrs) and my price is no where near $1.99 so why are you still here 10 min later?

Only reason he left is cuz someone took me exclusive.


Him: I have a big one, want to see it
me: sure baby, lets go play
him: no I can't, give me a little tease
me: 5 gold to see anything here
him: how much for me? (Oh, for you? Well that's different!)
me: 5 gold

Then another few minutes of "please, just a lil tease, I don't have any money"
I told him if he wanted to see anything he had to pay

him: believe me I would but i have to sign up and shit

Oh, don't mean to inconvience you *rolls eyes*

Incantatious
12-23-2011, 04:06 PM
Only reason he left is cuz someone took me exclusive.

The BEST revenge for trolls / freeloaders. HA! ;D


"Wha's that hunny? My cam is horrible? -... O I can't stop by, someone wants to throw their money at me right now. BAI!" ^_^

PrincessLavender
12-23-2011, 04:22 PM
The BEST revenge for trolls / freeloaders. HA! ;D


"Wha's that hunny? My cam is horrible? -... O I can't stop by, someone wants to throw their money at me right now. BAI!" ^_^


Oh, I know, I love it:

"you're fat" *pvt*
"you're not worth that much" *pvt* bonus pts if it's exclusive. Lol.
"why should I pay you when I can watch porn for free" *pvt*

Almost makes me want to do an evil laugh. But then I'll probably scare away the one in pvt so I contain myself.

shywebcamgirl
12-23-2011, 04:54 PM
him: Get naked for me and then we will go pvt

me: You know as well as I do, I can't get naked in free chat. I'd lose my job. Do you want me to lose my job? (*mock puppy dog look*)

him: Look, I have been a member here forever and girls get naked for me in free chat all the time. Don't tell me how things work here!!!

me: Oh, so you have been here forever and you know how everything works? Well, you won't be surprise when this happens then...

*ban*

MommieLongLegs
12-24-2011, 12:08 AM
lookup920: 0: hi sexy hru toniteare u ready for some fundamn you have some nice titsif you can put more then three fingers in your sweet pussy then we can go pvt

*leaves before I can respond lol*


Ummmm....ok?

PrincessLavender
12-24-2011, 01:15 AM
lookup920: 0: hi sexy hru toniteare u ready for some fundamn you have some nice titsif you can put more then three fingers in your sweet pussy then we can go pvt

*leaves before I can respond lol*


Ummmm....ok?

I've had A LOT of those lately. They come in, ask a question and then immediately leave. Not sure what's going on.

MommieLongLegs
12-24-2011, 01:31 AM
I've had A LOT of those lately. They come in, ask a question and then immediately leave. Not sure what's going on.

I don't know either. It's wierd. Maybe he was jacking off at tremendous speeds while typing with his free hand, and came before I could say anything. Maybe just messaging a cam girl in dirty talk without a response is all he needs to get off lol /:O

lolabunny
12-24-2011, 04:07 AM
"i would love to slide my tool deep into your pink pocket".....I was cracking up when I heard this tonight! :rotfl: lol...guys will say anything smh...They don't even think abt what they're saying first lol

Incantatious
12-24-2011, 08:47 AM
him: Get naked for me and then we will go pvt

me: You know as well as I do, I can't get naked in free chat. I'd lose my job. Do you want me to lose my job? (*mock puppy dog look*)

him: Look, I have been a member here forever and girls get naked for me in free chat all the time. Don't tell me how things work here!!!

me: Oh, so you have been here forever and you know how everything works? Well, you won't be surprise when this happens then...

*ban*


Delicious.

aleciaxxx
12-24-2011, 11:11 AM
asking what I do in pvt doesn't bother me but I get mad when they make dumb comments like some of the ones listed above such as you'd make more if you could yourself

amberose
12-25-2011, 12:46 AM
Lol. The other night an ex "camgirl" named "Allison" came into my room trying to give me "tips." They claimed that they used to cam before they moved back in with their parents, and made a lot of money, and suggested that I "try different things" like sitting naked in free chat. LOL.They kept trying to talk business with me. I told them, no below the belt nudity, and they were like "but you can sit there with your boobs out." I ignored them while I went to a private chat with some other guys. "She" stayed in my room the whole time when I was gone and when I came back I asked if they wanted to go to private. They were like "sorry can't" and I blocked them. xD

I had some other dude saying that I was "selfish" because I wouldn't show my tits for free to help him win a "bet" with his "roommate"

Then I get other guys (I'm sure you all do too) who type out "___has sent you $5.00 gold" lol. Then they're like "tits, pussy, ass" I'm just like bitch, stfu. I'm not falling for your pathetic "tricks"

Also, somebody kept telling me how much they liked to smoke rock and if I liked it...I'm like...no babe, I'm not a crackhead. LOL