View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
Spinnerette
11-13-2014, 03:40 AM
Saaaaaame. I just realized that the last post I made is probably the common mindset of all the guys who came into my chat, sat staring at me for 5 minutes, and then left without a word. They want me to call them out? "Hey, you worthless worms! Don't just sit there staring at me! Pay your goddess NOW." Uhhh...
SoloDesire
11-13-2014, 06:09 AM
Saaaaaame. I just realized that the last post I made is probably the common mindset of all the guys who came into my chat, sat staring at me for 5 minutes, and then left without a word. They want me to call them out? "Hey, you worthless worms! Don't just sit there staring at me! Pay your goddess NOW." Uhhh...
Exactly! It's like they sit there just waiting for ME to say something to them first. Well keep waiting jackass, because I'm not speaking to you until you say something first, leave, or I'll kick you out. I get satisfaction from being in control of my room. I'M in control.
Issabelle
11-13-2014, 07:09 AM
CleverPloyGuy: will you please call my girlfriend and tell her I'm cheating on her while I get off in exclusive?
Me: no, I will not call, from my cellphone, and give you or your 'girlfriend' my real phone number.
beauvoir
11-13-2014, 07:17 AM
Just blocked a guy who told me he wasn't coming into paid as my face is the best bit.
*must not kill*
Glamourmilf
11-13-2014, 09:53 AM
I was already in a premium/prvt. (on SM) yesterday, when someone typed in the free chat area..."I will give you 500 gold if you play with your tits and pussy."
Huh?? All the douchebag had to do was to enter the prvt. to see that. So weird, these guys./:O
audritwo
11-14-2014, 09:53 AM
Sigh...
can you lower your price so i can afford you
please
<3
http://www.adamcentric.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/NO_GOD_PLEASE_NO.gif
MissAdriana
11-14-2014, 10:10 AM
White girls can't booty clap
White girls are lame
I hate n***** lovers
fucking racist fucks disgust me
audritwo
11-14-2014, 04:44 PM
White girls can't booty clap
White girls are lame
I hate n***** lovers
fucking racist fucks disgust me
i hate this so much. its terrible.
audritwo
11-14-2014, 05:29 PM
Everyone that smokes ecigs on cam must get this all the time. And it's annoying.
Them: u smoking dabs
Me: no
Them: booooo
My eyesroll everytime.
Fitandpretty
11-14-2014, 05:36 PM
Everyone that smokes ecigs on cam must get this all the time. And it's annoying.
Them: u smoking dabs
Me: no
Them: booooo
My eyesroll everytime.
OMG every damn day I get that.
audritwo
11-14-2014, 05:42 PM
At least 50 times. I obviously have a fluid tank too.
MsBellaSpanxx
11-14-2014, 11:22 PM
Just got this gem from an aspiring songwriter, had to read it out to my room to get my regs to help me decipher it. Apparently shine the monkey is another expressing for jerking off haha.
ha
for fun
any thing gos
yes yes yes
have fun
mokey shine on my mide
makeing me chim
ya
a song
for you
moneky shine your a sweet riem
try to say chime
have fun
SweetJulia
11-15-2014, 01:52 AM
Not on cam-I'm off a few days, really sore-but on Twitter:
hi sexy
do you want to sex with me?
-Cuz yeah, for a follow, I'll totally fly halfway across the world and do you. No planes land there? Fuck it, I'll swim, sure can't miss out on this!
StacySins
11-15-2014, 02:52 AM
A guy told me he wanted to marry me and have the wedding in Scotland (where I come from) so he could get an EU passport...when I told him I have a boyfriend and I plan on marrying him and we have been together nearly 6 years all he did was say that my boyfriend doesn't matter, he was going to marry me first...
Idiot ::)::)
beauvoir
11-15-2014, 07:57 AM
Got my first white power boy today. Wanted to role play kidnapping and torturing a Muslim. Banned and reported.
SweetJulia
11-15-2014, 08:00 AM
^^^^I get those all the time. Sad as hell. Pretty funny, too, since I'm white but usually get guessed Middle Eatern or Hispanic. So, they're not even ACCURATE racists lol.
pippapippa
11-15-2014, 09:26 AM
your voice is hypnotic, i have to go before i need to go private
*leaves
illuminaughty
11-15-2014, 12:22 PM
I swear this happened last night in this order.
"How big are you bb?"
"Wait, your transgender? No way! I don't believe you."
Like for real?
BlissfulMaria
11-15-2014, 05:23 PM
Date: 11/14/2014 09:14:23
From: Heel86
Subject: Private fetish show
im looking to get a show were you give yourself wedgies in a few pairs of huge stretchy panties. I'd like you to be able to talk about getting them and whatnot. I would also pay well if you can give yourself a wedgie over your head. Would that be OK with you?
:O How about no. I do have limits and humiliating myself is one of them
Procrasturbator
11-15-2014, 08:50 PM
Him: i am horny
Him: wanna show
Him: can u give me 10 min for 10$?
He is typing...
Him: on paypal
Ah, the trifecta. Tween grammar, extreme lowballing (really? 1/3 my price?), and Paypal.
him: nice bb
him: 75 for nude cum show?
yuli: 75... tokens?
him: ya
yuli: 75 tokens as in $3.75
yuli: I'm asking because I must be misunderstanding you
him: 75 tokens
yuli: For you to think that can possibly be any answer other than no, fuck no, lmao no
him: lol people do it for less all the time
yuli: then find one of them, you weird porn hobo, I'm putting you on ignore
I'm answering PMs on MFC today and I have so many regrets. ETA: if this freeloader calls me "my love" one more time I'm reaching through the internet and tearing out his kidneys.
Sunnylexie
11-16-2014, 05:25 AM
A guy told me he wanted to marry me and have the wedding in Scotland (where I come from) so he could get an EU passport...when I told him I have a boyfriend and I plan on marrying him and we have been together nearly 6 years all he did was say that my boyfriend doesn't matter, he was going to marry me first...
Idiot ::)::)
There are a few morons who keep asking if I'm planning to get a divorce by any chance ::). Unfortunately, all of them are paying morons. I tried to explain one of them he's actually wishing my family goes bad right in my face, but all he answered was "I'm just so sad I can't be with you". Really?
DancesWithSloths
11-16-2014, 12:47 PM
im looking to get a show were you give yourself wedgies in a few pairs of huge stretchy panties. I'd like you to be able to talk about getting them and whatnot. I would also pay well if you can give yourself a wedgie over your head. Would that be OK with you?
I had this guy! Unlike you, I was totally fine with the fetish itself, but would only do it in exclusive. Like, imagine somebody else logging on to find me trying to maneuvre underwear over my shoulders?
He tried to convince me that the only way to go exclusive was to go into private first, instantly turning from a dude with a fetish into a giant asshole. *headdesk*
pippapippa
11-16-2014, 05:52 PM
its a shame u don't do anal. i;d pay to see u get fucked in the ass; especially if it were my huge 7inch dick as i'm pulling your hair and riding u from behind
what you dont like being my little internet slut? o
love the way you bite those lips though... wishing my dick was between them
addytoi
11-17-2014, 05:43 AM
Me: You want to go pvt, bb?
Asshat: No, I'm ok chatting like this.
Me: I'm not.(Kick)
SMH
Tigrillo
11-17-2014, 07:47 AM
^ that's a WIN.
but is it really ok to do this? say yes because Imma start doing it left and right.
addytoi
11-17-2014, 10:12 AM
^ that's a WIN.
but is it really ok to do this? say yes because Imma start doing it left and right.
Are you asking if it's ok to kick people out of your room? Oh it definitely is. I have only banned one person but I will curse out and kick out quick.
I forgot to post on here because I was so pissed but on ImLive, I once had somebody take me put then call me a racial slur. I cursed him out while in pvt and told him to apologize to me and tip me $5 or else I was just going to sit there. He did it too. That shocked me. I thought he was going to leave.
DancesWithSloths
11-17-2014, 11:02 AM
Oh noes, i was going to copy-paste it in all its glory, but closed the window. Anyway, his request went something like this:
"I'm 18 and lonely, I'd like to watch you in free chat while you imagine what I get up to in my room."
Oh honey, I didn't care about what 18 year olds did in their room even when I was 18.
Vlodina
11-17-2014, 01:44 PM
Hello Treasure !! I need you mmmhh..Could you show me your beauty ass, bb please, ?? Then we go in pvt for more fun and more MONEY.. OKiii ?? you want me i sperm on your ass treasure mmmmh ???
please bb mmmh
Somebody else told me I look a man.
Somebody else asked if I'm on crack.
:-/
SweetJulia
11-17-2014, 02:13 PM
"Sperm on your ass treasure?"
pippapippa
11-17-2014, 02:22 PM
^^ Did someone really think "sperm on your ass treasure?" was a good enough line to use twice?
justanothercamgirl
11-17-2014, 02:51 PM
"Sperm on your ass treasure?"
In his defense, I've seen Vlodina's ass and it should be a declared a national treasure.
(*grins*)
Vlodina
11-17-2014, 03:21 PM
In his defense, I've seen Vlodina's ass and it should be a declared a national treasure.
(*grins*)
Lol! Thank you bb. Perhaps you could contact the Scottish Tourism or Heritage Office? :-P
Coffee
11-17-2014, 03:55 PM
I had this customer today saying he cannot go in prvt and sorry and then said but he don't think that can stop us from being "friends" but if i do not want to become friends with him he understand that clearly. But then he keep on babbling in my room and asking me to view his profile. I just ignore him. LOL
Sunnylexie
11-18-2014, 03:42 AM
Idiot: hey can we meet and fuck?
no strings attached
How'd you know commitment was my biggest fear about fucking a stranger? Thank you for putting my mind at ease::).
SoloDesire
11-18-2014, 11:36 AM
cantkeepmymouthshut: I'm not banned. Yay!
Me: Why would you be banned?
cantkeepmymouthshut: You banned me a couple days ago
Me: No I didn't. If I banned you, you wouldn't be here. I don't unban people once I ban them.
cantkeepmymouthshut: Well you did. I remember
Me: Okay, have it your way.
cantkeepmymouthshut has been blocked.
pippapippa
11-18-2014, 01:13 PM
I am that dirty OLD guy you have always heard about...remember baby?
Is this supposed to a positive thing? Ahhh, yes, THAT dirty old guy. Takes me back to my teenage years when old men would make blow job motions to me in their trucks.
pippapippa
11-18-2014, 04:23 PM
39690
justanothercamgirl
11-18-2014, 04:54 PM
39690
http://media.giphy.com/media/1wUIAHtlSSsA8/giphy.gif
Sunnylexie
11-19-2014, 07:54 AM
Me: what brings you here?
JudgementalFuck: Friendship
Me: friendship ‘s cool
but I can't pay my rent in friends lol
JudgementalFuck: I'm sure your rent is covered
Me: You guys probably suppose I have a sugar daddy pay for all so I can be on display 9/5 entertaining people just for the sake of it )))?
JudgementalFuck: Maybe
but I can tell you that if your rent was not being covered or if there was a risk thereof, your disposition would be somewhat different. do you agree?
you would be a mess
So, I don't qualify for getting paid for my time because I don't look financially stressed enough to him. Got to say November's been really bad for me: even though the rent is getting covered by the end of the month, we're hardly getting enough money for life so it costs me tremendous effort not to look sad and desperate on cam. Hope he slips on the ice and breaks something.
SoloDesire
11-19-2014, 11:21 AM
Ladies, watch out for this copy and paste ninja on SM.
john2202: Hello my goddess, you is delicious, I am well and you? I am admiring a beautifull butt,love shake could you me show NON nude please my love thank you^,^and after MMMhhh pvt bB..;-)
What a jackass.
caramelDip
11-19-2014, 03:27 PM
Without telling me beforehand what type of show he wanted, he enters my private room on SM:
Custie1: Can you pee for me?
Me: No! I dont offer that and its against the rules, what else turns you on? :)
Custie1: Make pee
Me: No (continues teasing/stripping)
Custie1: pleaseeeee pleaseeee peee, make pee
Me: -_-
Repeat 20x lol
Custie2 enters shortly so i begin catering to him
Custie1: Ok i'll stay
lololololol
SoloDesire
11-19-2014, 05:46 PM
Here's a good one.
Guy named BOOBLOVER comes in my room (my camera is angled up so you can only see me from the shoulders up) and says "whats on ur top".
Uh duh, I'm just a stupid camgirl...here let me show you my shirt and give you a free peek at the boobs I was purposefully keeping off camera!!
Some of these guys are so stupid.
Sunnylexie
11-19-2014, 07:25 PM
LMAO what's with the guys threatening to leave and get their free boobs elsewhere if they don't get any in my room? Like anyone needs their cheap immature tantrum-throwing ass anyway. For reals, Ijust had a person say "Stand up and shake ass for me or I'll go and get off on pornhub videos". FFS like I ever cared what a random basement dweller does with his hardon lol.
chickchick8182
11-20-2014, 09:57 AM
I was in a private and had a closeup of only my snatch in the cam. I also had the guy on the phone, and as I was playing with myself he kept singing, well more like screaming, through the phone, "WHAT'S NEW PUSSYCAT? WOAH...WOAH...WOAH...WOAH...WOAH!!!", over and freakin' over again. Just as I thought he had finally tired out, he would start right back up with that annoying song again. Finally, after 15 minutes of listening to his horrendous wailing he started ranting in the most creepy, serious voice I have ever heard, "Pussy. Pussy. Play with pussy. Pussy. Pussy. Finger pussy. Pussy. Pussy. Fuck that pussy. Yea...I'm splatting on your pussy. I'm splatting, baby." Then he clicked end of show. I mean his voice went from sounding like Tom Jones to a horror movie serial killer in the matter of minutes.
First off...dying laughing with this thread hahaha..
I know this one is old..but it reminds me of a guy I had the other day..I'm a pso and he just kept creepily chanting " Heeeerrreee puss puss puss...heeeerrreee pussy pussy pussy!" Like wtf? Is this some sort of weirdo mating call I'm not accustomed to?? 12 minutes of this and he hung up. Outside from my initial greeting, I said nothing lol.
Staples
11-20-2014, 11:33 AM
Anonymous douchbag: can you show me a toys?
Me: Sure babe just log in and we can go private and I'll do a sexy show-n-tell of all my toys *wink*
Anonymous Douchbag: You have AnalBall?
Me: Not really sure what that is
Anonymous Douchbag: Show me a dildo
Me: Show me a credit card
Anonymous Douchbag: small or large?
Me: Oh I definitely prefer a large credit card
Anonymous Douchbag: I want you, you are my princess baby
Me; Well I want you to be banned and I always get what I want
*ban*
I probably spoke to him a little too long but I had just come out of a 45 minute private so I guess I was feeling generous with my time lol.
LaceyCummings
11-20-2014, 12:19 PM
Logged into an account I haven't used in a while. This message was sent to me 3 times on 2 different days.
I love to cook Spaghetti and meatballs Porgies and lots of other dishes and
I love to bake Bananas bread, Avocados loaf and I do windows and I clean
with no chemicals I like comedies movies, I am romantic man!! I have
feelings !! I love to recycle, please lets do some
I think I'm going to do some recycling with him.
I can't resist a man who does windows with no chemicals.
Vlodina
11-20-2014, 02:14 PM
"you look like an ostrich"
Mmm
BustyVixen
11-20-2014, 10:25 PM
Today a guy took me exclusive and asked me to lube up tampons and stick as many up my ass as possible. I burst out laughing, I couldn't even hide it. No thanks bb.
CurvyCarysa
11-21-2014, 10:49 AM
Some of the guys think it's incredibly hot. I have a pretty strong accent but I haven't heared any complaints about it, only compliments. Do you talk in free chat? hmmm I am from Europe and I get tips because of it and guys in pvt who are getting horny with that .... I also have only compliments so far.