View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
CurvyCarysa
11-21-2014, 11:08 AM
"Blow me a kiss, bb"
It was just the wrong timing, normally, I don't mind it when they ask me this but for whatever reason, I turned around and farted right into the camera.
OMFG I am almost fart from laughter :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD u killed me hahahaha .
audritwo
11-21-2014, 11:49 AM
"Blow me a kiss, bb"
It was just the wrong timing, normally, I don't mind it when they ask me this but for whatever reason, I turned around and farted right into the camera.
omg love you!
AnotherLily
11-22-2014, 05:15 PM
mrmyaccountismessedup: *after a wall of text* "you dont need to do that ur fine ass prolly rich as hell" bitch don't assume shit.
SophieL
11-23-2014, 01:37 AM
My mic is not working this week. But still getting some shows/tips on SM and offering phone.
so last night one dude came in. I explained this to him. He wanted to give me his number to call/text him pics. I asked him how I was supposed to get paid by doing this? He explained that it was not all about the money and that some things in life should be for fun.
Ban
SimoneGray
11-23-2014, 02:50 AM
Today on KL, this made me lol:
scammer: I see you have wish tip menu
me: yes, so read it and do as it says.
scammer: I will transfer your wish, give the number of your account
me: LMAO no
Scammer: number of account, now..
I laughed because of how gullible he thought I was and also lol'd at the desperation of an obvious scammer fishing on camsites.
beauvoir
11-23-2014, 05:29 AM
After the third time in free chat that day:
39744
It worked.
pippapippa
11-23-2014, 09:24 AM
has Miss Clit awakened?
MMMMMMm Miss P is a lovely pink delight for the eyes
nd her shy neighbor peeking out
fill her with cum and keep fuckng her slowly
hot sweet pretty pink pussy
hold you down for a minute and fuck her hard
cumming and cumming ;poor dying sperms everywhere
a lovely pink playground for me YUM
DancesWithSloths
11-23-2014, 11:15 AM
poor dying sperms everywhere
Alfred Hitchcock, eat your heart out.
caramelDip
11-23-2014, 05:03 PM
Ok i didnt know where else to put this but i need feedback or whatever. huuuhhhh
So I made an account on Adultwork. Got my pic up, prices, bio etc. But I made it over a year ago, neverrrr streamed or made money on there. Two days ago, I got an email saying i got a message on there. (actually 2 inquiries from two diff guests). So one of them seemed really interested but he wanted a nude preview first. Nope. We went back and forth and I said I'll pass.
He's like well my offer still stands if you want my money. Nope, I'll still pass.
He says "Ok well thanks (inserts my REAL name)....wtffff who is this mf??
My camming email isnt linked to anything with my real info and i dont promote my AW profile at all.
This is so annoying.
added: Omg now its a diff email addy emailing me with my real name right now. you bitch, omg.
TransdimensionalPrincess
11-23-2014, 06:30 PM
Ok i didnt know where else to put this but i need feedback or whatever. huuuhhhh
So I made an account on Adultwork. Got my pic up, prices, bio etc. But I made it over a year ago, neverrrr streamed or made money on there. Two days ago, I got an email saying i got a message on there. (actually 2 inquiries from two diff guests). So one of them seemed really interested but he wanted a nude preview first. Nope. We went back and forth and I said I'll pass.
He's like well my offer still stands if you want my money. Nope, I'll still pass.
He says "Ok well thanks (inserts my REAL name)....wtffff who is this mf??
My camming email isnt linked to anything with my real info and i dont promote my AW profile at all.
This is so annoying.
added: Omg now its a diff email addy emailing me with my real name right now. you bitch, omg.
Thanks really strange, I wonder if its the same person, or not. Have you googled your real name and see if any pictures of you or information on you pop up? I know on adultwork they have your location, maybe you should change it to a different location. I know they are strict on the locations on that site so I'm not sure if thats possible.
Whatever you do NOT admit its you, I doubt your real information got leaked, chances are its just someone you used to know trying to fuck with you.
caramelDip
11-23-2014, 06:42 PM
Thank you for replying :)
Yes, i google my real name frequently and nothing really shows up. I dont have any social media pages with my real name either.
"he" emailed me from two diff gmail accounts, same private ip address. He mentioned my last name too. He even sent me a titty pic of myself while i was on cam 3 YEARS ago.
Im just going to be even more guarded in my personal life. He needs a different fucking hobby
Im
TransdimensionalPrincess
11-23-2014, 07:05 PM
Thank you for replying :)
Yes, i google my real name frequently and nothing really shows up. I dont have any social media pages with my real name either.
"he" emailed me from two diff gmail accounts, same private ip address. He mentioned my last name too. He even sent me a titty pic of myself while i was on cam 3 YEARS ago.
Im just going to be even more guarded in my personal life. He needs a different fucking hobby
Im
Thats creepy, if he has been following your career for 3 years, wonder why he would bring it up now. For sure sounds like someone you know.
MissQuirk
11-23-2014, 11:53 PM
a guy on twitter just referred to his penis as 'prairie beef' and i'm having a hard time not vomitting
Sunnylexie
11-24-2014, 09:19 AM
Forgot to copy but it went like this:
Dude: Wow you're so cute! I bet you have a nice ass!
Me: Yes, I do! I'll show it for 5 gold.
Dude: Aren't there free previews offered?
Me: For a free preview, there's a picture gallery ;).
Dude: Could you at least stand up? I need to I'd see if I want more.
Me: You are begging for more already aren't you?
Dude: Other girls reveal far more than you.
Me: That's why you are not with them but here, isn't it?
Dude: I want you for a long term friendship
Me: 0_o
Way to start a long term friendship by asking for a freebie.
Also had someone tell me I should be showing tits for 1 Gold and offering "complete masturbation" (what it even is?) for 5 Gold "like everyone else does". To his credit, he bought a nice long Exclusive for 5.99 a minute after I told him noone I knew offered masturbation in public chat or flashed tits for 1 gold. Another proof that even people with money to spend will be trying to outgame you and get more for less.
aleciaxxx
11-24-2014, 10:23 AM
"does your husband know you do this"
"where's your husband"
"you shouldn't be selling yourself like this how would your family feel if they knew"
"OMG I know you we went to high school together you're just as much of a slut now as you were then"
Vlodina
11-24-2014, 01:08 PM
Not in my room, I was having a perv in a g/g GS countdown. This is a gem:
"yea suck up those estrogen hormone fluids out the pussyhole"
The Scarlet Letter
11-24-2014, 01:18 PM
Fella: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm i got 10 inches of hard throbbing cock bb for you where do u want it?
Me: Private or exclusive chat would be a great start! ;)
Fella: is that all u bitches think about? i feel so used
Me: Welcome to my world bb. :)
Fella: bitch
*Fella has logged off*
Kitcatt
11-24-2014, 01:38 PM
This isn't necessarily annoying, but I have a custy who would come in my room, not say much then tell me he wanted to take me exclusive in a few days because it was too hard to talk to me with other people talking, okkaaayyy....
So every day he would show up, ask if we were still on for that weekend exclusive and repeat that "Do we still have a date on Saturday?"
All I could think is man is this guy slow, he could take me excl anytime, how many times do I need to tell him?
So Saturday comes he shows up, takes me excl, cams in and starts talking to me and I realize he really is slow, he's mentally disabled "I like you I want you to like me and be my girlfriend, I want a date every Saturday"
Augh!!! And now I feel like a blood sucking leach when he shows up. I was very clear with him that we could visit on the site but there was nothing else that would happen. I'd block him but I feel like I'm the highlight of his weekend.
And worse, now I've started to wonder how many of those stupid irritating custys are really ACTUALLY mentally disabled and spending their social security checks to see my boobs, ugh, blah, ick.
Kitcatt
11-24-2014, 01:39 PM
This isn't necessarily annoying, but I have a custy who would come in my room, not say much then tell me he wanted to take me exclusive in a few days because it was too hard to talk to me with other people talking, okkaaayyy....
So every day he would show up, ask if we were still on for that weekend exclusive and repeat that "Do we still have a date on Saturday?"
All I could think is man is this guy slow, he could take me excl anytime, how many times do I need to tell him?
So Saturday comes he shows up, takes me excl, cams in and starts talking to me and I realize he really is slow, he's mentally disabled "I like you I want you to like me and be my girlfriend, I want a date every Saturday"
Augh!!! And now I feel like a blood sucking leach when he shows up. I was very clear with him that we could visit on the site but there was nothing else that would happen. I'd block him but I feel like I'm the highlight of his weekend.
And worse, now I've started to wonder how many of those stupid irritating custys are really ACTUALLY mentally disabled and spending their social security checks to see my boobs, ugh, blah, ick.
SimoneGray
11-24-2014, 04:29 PM
Someone told me that I should use my manly shoulders to go into sex wrestling. I don't have manly shoulders...wtf.
lollydollie
11-24-2014, 10:00 PM
"does your husband know you do this"
"where's your husband"
"you shouldn't be selling yourself like this how would your family feel if they knew"
"OMG I know you we went to high school together you're just as much of a slut now as you were then"This! "Does you husband know you do this?" No I just cash random fucking checks and dildo my pussy for hours on end and he has no clue. -___-
RebeccaT
11-25-2014, 02:43 AM
I was on cam with my husband...
Guy: Is that your husband?
Me: Yes
Guy: Does he know you do this?
SweetJulia
11-25-2014, 07:11 AM
^:O:O:O:O:O:O:OI really hope that idiot doesn't have access to firearms................... (the customer, not the lovely Rebecca or her husband lol.)
AnotherLily
11-25-2014, 05:31 PM
When free chat is enabled-
Hey girll!!
Flash your panties
If I Like them
I will go to private
I'm paying good tonight
Come on honey do it
I'm waiting for you, my money is waiting for you
Come on girl
Your panties
Let's go
*kicks guy*
Hey don't disconnect mee!!
Wanna earn money or not?
I've got another account, I don't like anybody see my premium name!
Another accountt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Diferent from this
*takes panties off and shows them to camera*
I want to see them put on you!! XDD
That's not fair girl, come on!
I'm sure you've got real nice ass
Nice song by the way
I didn't see that
Fuck life! xd
Want to know what I would do to you if you were physically in front on me?
xdd
*disables free chat*
guy leaves
this is why I hardly ever allow 'free users' to type
Sunnylexie
11-25-2014, 06:04 PM
^:O:O:O:O:O:O:OI really hope that idiot doesn't have access to firearms................... (the customer, not the lovely Rebecca or her husband lol.)
Lol. "A local woman had her husband star in custom porn shows for months without him ever knowing". What a scandal!
Glamourmilf
11-25-2014, 09:18 PM
New custies tips me, then takes me private yesterday to see me in heels.
When I show him 2 different pairs, and ask which one he wants to see me wearing, he tells me to put one on, then types for me to "STOP TALKING!" :ziplip: ---------ah, o.k.
As I'm showing him my feet/heels, I'm giving him the finger above the cam.
Then, he asks if I like Black Dick, as he turns on his cam then shows me his black dick.
I tell him I'd like to answer, but he told me to stop talking... LOL!
I guess to him, and a lot of custies, 'silence is golden'..
He loved the session, and rated me a 5.
He came back today,(as I figured he would), but he didn't move fast enough, cause I was too busy in back-to-back Sessions.
This only irritated me because I was just being helpful, and he was so rude..
I'm a total Domme, both on cam, in pso, and in life.
Oh well..
Procrasturbator
11-25-2014, 10:12 PM
Him: in a show?
Me: Hey! I was, out now
Him: wanna do show
Me: Sure, what kind of show are you looking for?
Him: u accept paypal?
Me: No, I don't
Him: oh
Me: I only accept payment through the site you found me on. If you can pay through there I'd love to play with you
Him: yea right
Huh, apparently paying through the site you found me on is ridiculous. Guess I better tell the hundreds of guys on my contact list who've done just that ::)
EllieGold
11-25-2014, 10:41 PM
BrokeLoser: Hey Baby! You should model panties for me and I will pay you $3 each
Me: I see 35% of that so NO
BrokeLoser: Hey Baby, you should take off that top and we can go pvt!
Me: Have you ever gone PVT before?
BrokeLoser: Yes, I've gone pvt, done gold shows, tipped and even met girls in real life!
Me: Sure...
BrokeLoser: Signs OFF
If he had met girls in real life, he would obviously KNOW $3 isn't much. I called him on his bluff. Do they think we're escorts or something? Irritating...
Glamourmilf
11-26-2014, 12:36 PM
When in a private---"Can I fuck your belly button with my 11 inch cock?"
Me: "Sure you can. But you will be gentle, won't You?"
pippapippa
11-27-2014, 04:33 PM
idiot: hi baby
can u stannd please
No. I have a condition where I can't stand unless I get a tip. Doctors are baffled. Apparently it's only prevalent among camgirls.
idiot: k i'm blocking you
I don't think I've ever laughed so hard on cam as I just did.
Sunnylexie
11-27-2014, 08:36 PM
PlayDumb: hello there how are you)
Me: hello
great, yourself?
PlayDumb: um do you really want to know or i can just say im great thank you))
Me: umm guess you're horny)
PlayDumb: mmmm ha ha your a good guesser arent you)
im actually very arroused and home alone and ready to relax for a while!
Me: what are you waiting for, then?;-)
let's go pvt and play)
PlayDumb: a lovely lady to share some company with!!!
Me: what turns you on?;-)
PlayDumb: oh wow im glad you asked that i get turned on by perfect erect nipples a sensual conversation soft touching
the list goes on too!
Me: that sounds great)
PlayDumb: i love to know im pleasing a women only the way she likes and wants to be pleased
Me: so, shall we?;-)
PlayDumb: and i love it when a women is feeling excited and trying her hardest not to
*I pick up my vibrator to put it away*
PlayDumb: oh wow is that for me)))
Me: if you want)
PlayDumb: you sound sweet and a bit cute too
Me: I'm ready whenever you are!
PlayDumb: and if i had a lovely lady here with me now id have to get her to play with my nipples because they are really tingling right now
is that weird for a guy to like that?
Me: *ignore*
PlayDumb: oh baby look at you!!!
Me: *ignore*
PlayDumb: how id want to slowly undress you from behind!
Me: let;s get me naked, then;-)
PlayDumb: mmmm i think i want you)))
Me: let's go!
PlayDumb: oh ok i thought you never invite me to *really? I mean REALLY?* how would you like me to undress you??
Me: I'll show you there)
PlayDumb: wait 2 seconds i need to get more comfy dont start without me im coming ok
*I get taken pvt by someone else*
PlayDumb: hey?
*After like a half a minute, he joins the pvt*
PlayDumb *in someone else’s pvt*: ok sorry about that!! im back)
may i ask are we alone i hate sharing
Me: *FACEPALM*
Prussia
11-27-2014, 09:52 PM
Sunnylexie haha OMG what on earth.. That's one epic fail after another. ::)
JGB2009
11-28-2014, 02:48 AM
Brainless idiot: Can I have thanksgiving gift? Lick ur tits
Me: Banned
IvyRose
11-28-2014, 07:01 AM
In freechat
Mind you he had findom in his name
FindomBitch: oh my I am totally yours
FindomBitch: I will do whatever you say for the upcoming 30 seconds
Me: tip me... uhmmm.... a hundred gold. Now
FindomBitch: anything other than that .. meanie
Me: Why your username than? You could have better picked Bitch and loose the rest
FindomBitch: point taken XD
hahaha seriously, so I can tell him to do ANYTHING I want and he will obey, as long as it is sexual interesting to him.. in freechat... Uhm no
pippapippa
11-28-2014, 08:19 AM
^^ I had him in my room too. Definitely a time waster. I asked him about his interest in financial domination trying to go exclusive for a few minutes and another pay pig took me exclusive, lol.
Glamourmilf
11-28-2014, 09:42 AM
I have this repeat custie, who has been annoying the crap out of me, because for the past few months he comes into chat to ask me if I'm going to be on for another 2-3 hours? Like every time?
He hasn't bought a show in a while, and even when I AM on for another 2-3 hrs., he never comes back!!
I finally had to kick him from my room. He didn't come back, so I think he took the hint.:beat:
pippapippa
11-28-2014, 09:50 AM
I don't look very different with makeup and I don't wear a ton on cam. I do wear some light foundation, mascara, and eyeliner. Guys are always telling me how natural I am and how good I look without makeup (in case that big black line above my lashline isn't obvious enough).
Yesterday, I went without because fuck it, it was Thanksgiving.
Here's what I get:
you look tired today bb
you sleepy bb
are you bored
Sunnylexie
11-28-2014, 08:34 PM
^^How to know a girl is bored or sleepy? The colorful spots above her eyes will start fading.
Pearl_Sugar
11-29-2014, 04:38 AM
*******10nchDick: u should be in doggy position if u want to pvt bb
Fuck you, unsolicited advice motherfucker. I don't need to show you all my goods for free to go private.
Asshole.
hyori
11-29-2014, 07:52 AM
^^ one time a guy said something similar i got up on my knees, panted like dog and howled.
DancesWithSloths
11-29-2014, 09:46 AM
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Comes in, pastes this, leaves. :O
Glamourmilf
11-29-2014, 09:50 AM
^^I've had that douche in my room a while back also. So annoying, mostly because I didn't get the chance to block him!
Pearl_Sugar
11-29-2014, 10:02 AM
ThisOneIdiotTonight: sup love. can you call me a stupid nigger boy in prvt and suck me?
(No, I don't do race play.)
ThisOneIdiotTonight: isnt it very similar to the gameplay posters you have?
ThisOneIdiotTonight: calling someone an elf or qizard is kinda racist
(First of all, a wizard is a class, not a race.)
ThisOneIdiotTonight: ok, perhaps zergling or terran
(And theoretical races like elf or ork are a LOT different, but I don't run around calling people elves. Nothing racist. No slurs, even about Asians or Mexicans.)
ThisOneIdiotTonight: do you enjoy burritos?
(I'm done with this conversation.)
ThisOneIdiotTonight: I understand
ThisOneIdiotTonight: and respect you even more if you dont kick me
(I don't need to kick you, you can let yourself out.)
ThisOneIdiotTonight: because it is likely we still have business
(lol, wat?)
ThisOneIdiotTonight: your eyes
ThisOneIdiotTonight: they are telling me we still have business
(lol, whatever)
ThisOneIdiotTonight: are you the jenna marbles of webcams?
(No. I'm nothing like Jenna Marbles lol.)
ThisOneIdiotTonight: you have to admit, that was kinda good..... at least give me that
ThisOneIdiotTonight: you look like her, jebus
(I follow her "How to trick people into thinking you're ridiculously good looking" video.)
ThisOneIdiotTonight: you dont need those
(He finally went away. I was bored so he was fun to bat around a little bit.)
Vlodina
11-29-2014, 03:21 PM
Some cokehead from London in freechat:
...chatting
getting to know you
been trying to sort out a threesome
it's not all about cash
you're swapping time for money
knowledge can be more valuable...
audritwo
11-29-2014, 04:26 PM
Not annoying.. Just stupid silly.
Had a gold show where custies were chatting amongst themselves about which breakfast cereal my asshole tastes like.
Custie1: i bet ur ass tastes like frosted flakes
Custie2: mmmm that would be delishous
Custie3: more like cinnamin toast cunch (I lost it at this point and lol'd)
Custie3: lololololol
Custie1: its true
Custie3: u luv it
Custie1: maybe cocoa pebbles
Custie2: yeaaahhh all the cerels
Custie4: fuck... I need milk and spoon brb
Custie5: bran flakes
Custie: Pfft it's waffle crisp guys
LoraDoll
11-30-2014, 07:51 AM
well, i have an awesomly rude and cheap dick in my room, he visit me eery day, and spent around 3-4$ on me in this year...
Yesterday he just sent me a 1$ tip (0.30$ to me) I said thank you, and sent a kiss to the cam.
Than he started to ask things in free chat... i told him, i dont do free show.
THan he: u re such a bitc, u re so needy, and u ruin all your business.
i asked him, am i a bitch, coz i dont work for free?
He: but i ve just sent u a surprise.
I ve told him, i said thank you, and sent a kiss.
He answered: maybe i dont want ur fucking kiss.
Me: and i dont want your fucking surprise.
Goooooooood.
Well, guys are pretty crap in Lj in these days. But this... :D
I banned him, and than he came back, to tell me, he became a modell, on the site.
Well, i wish him rude guys just like him, and what he expect? No i wont visit ur room,even if u would pay for it. :ddd
LenaLux
11-30-2014, 09:02 AM
well, i have an awesomly rude and cheap dick in my room, he visit me eery day, and spent around 3-4$ on me in this year...
Yesterday he just sent me a 1$ tip (0.30$ to me) I said thank you, and sent a kiss to the cam.
Than he started to ask things in free chat... i told him, i dont do free show.
THan he: u re such a bitc, u re so needy, and u ruin all your business.
i asked him, am i a bitch, coz i dont work for free?
He: but i ve just sent u a surprise.
I ve told him, i said thank you, and sent a kiss.
He answered: maybe i dont want ur fucking kiss.
Me: and i dont want your fucking surprise.
Goooooooood.
Well, guys are pretty crap in Lj in these days. But this... :D
I banned him, and than he came back, to tell me, he became a modell, on the site.
Well, i wish him rude guys just like him, and what he expect? No i wont visit ur room,even if u would pay for it. :ddd
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HE SENT YOU A DOLLAR SHOW PUSSY BB
lol I don't even get angry anymore I'm just amused by them
xxJolene
11-30-2014, 02:15 PM
today I got tagged "stuck up" "stuck up cunt" and "expensive"
The butthurt is strong here!
On a side note, can anyone tag you or just guys that enter into a show?
audritwo
11-30-2014, 02:24 PM
Anyone with a registered account. Also you can block any negative ones, or any that make no sense.
pippapippa
11-30-2014, 03:59 PM
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